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M Is FOR MASHUP - December 30th, 2008

mARKYbOY's Before & After New Years' Eve

By DJ Useo



I realize there's lots of competition for your musical interest over New Years' Eve, but here're a bunch of excellent mashup tunes that are designed to maximize your holiday experience. mARKYbOY has just made available 2 damn fine long sets of his mashup mixes intended to help you out in the hours leading up to New Years' Eve & then when you regain consciousness the morning after. mARKYBOY's 'THE NIGHT BEFORE' ( http://markyboymashed.blogspot.com/2009/12/night-before-2009.html ) is over an hour & a half of danceable, appealing tracks using such popular source artists as Garbage, HelloGoodbye, David Bowie, & the Scissor Sisters, & among many more. They're arranged in a special sequence that will keep you on your feet & celebrating!








Then, if you survive, he's also providing a wonderful chill piece, mARKYbOY's 'THE MORNING AFTER' ( http://markyboymashed.blogspot.com/2009/12/morning-after-2009.html ) , an hour & ten minutes of relaxed, memorable tracks that will ease your transition back to the world of sobriety the next day. In this work, you'll encounter the likes of Lily Allen, The Supremes, Billy Joel, & Carly Simon all combined in the modern mashup way that has endeared itself to you all. Listening to these 2 sections will assist you in elevating this New Years' Eve to the status of unforgettable. Who knows, you may even want to name any kids (or big O's) that result after mARKYbOY himself. lol!









mARKYbOY has been mixing & releasing successful bootlegs for some time now, & he's at the top of his game with well-known mashups like 'Mr Won 'd' Wall' (Amy Macdonald vs Oasis), 'Party Like A Californian' (Red Hot Chili Peppers vs The Eagle vs Shop Boyz), & 'One Way Rebel' (Blondie vs Billy Idol).














mARKYbOY 's work can be found all over the net, like at http://www.gybo5.com/ , http://www.sound-unsound.com, & http://www.mashstix.com, but also at his new blog page ( http://www.markyboymashed.blogspot.com/ ).















mARKYbOY has had tracks on splendid mashup comps like the Sound-Unsound SUMMER UNSOUND reggaeton mashup album, & on his his own releases 'Black to Back: Amy Winehouse Mashed' & 'mARKYbOY's Motown Mashed'. He's been heard on many bootleg radio shows, plus occasional appearances in the biggest bootleg podcast RAMDOM THOUGHTS ( http://ramdomthoughts.com ). You can enjoy watching many of his fine mashup videos on his site or just ask at any of the video-hosting sites.












These 2 new releases will send you right 'round the bend into happyville this New Years' Eve, so grab them now before you're blinded by all the confetti. You'll see why his site is nearing a million & a half views.
















Mix Of The Week

Ace Of Club's 'Club Countdown '09' gives you the best club tracks mixed in the best of styles. You even get different versions to choose from in case you have to hurry, or have plenty of time, whichever.

There's 100 songs in just over 50 minutes, 10 tracks in 40 minutes, or even 10 tracks in 6 minutes.

Don't miss out on this gem of an experience.Grab yours here - ( http://www.clubcountdown.blogspot.com/ )













Newest Useo track -'The Comfortable Christmas Song' (Mel Torme vs Kinobe) is a bit late now, but you're sure to still enjoy it. Impress your lounge music friends by getting it here - ( http://groovytimewithdjuseo.blogspot.com/2009/12/comfortable-christmas-song-mel-torme-vs.html )














Also, come by Sound-Unsound ( http://streams.sound-unsound.com/start/wadio/ ) New Years' Eve to hear all-new mixing of new wave, acid house, & then the latest techno by yours truly. I'm away from the spouse for the holidays, but I'll still be dj-ing her party, & hopefully yours too. It starts at 8 pm gmt 5 pm est for the Europeans, then again at 3 am gmt 10 pm est for us state-side folk. Listen for the countdown at midnight!












CONTEST TIME - Part 5 ----The Winner!!!!!!




Take some cartoon characters and put them all in the same frame. That was the theme, & here's the winning entry!



Thanks to Genie Knee for this pic. Contact me useo8@yahoo.com or Marty here at BARTCOP E & tell us what you want me to draw you for your prize. Be sure & include an address for me to mail your drawing to. Big congrats!














Mashup Tip : Add pitch & tempo to your mashups for that 'extra' zing!






DJ Useo's Podcast






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Larry David and Leon 'Curb Your Terrorism'


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Recommended Reading

from Bruce

In Memory of Maryanne Amacher (nytimes.com)
Alvin Curran recalls the life of a friend steeped in music, science and the joy of sound.


WILL LAYMAN: "A Chance to be Uncanned: An Interview with Melody Gardot" (popmatters.co)
Melody Gardot talks about how she got switched from classical to jazz, why she decided to cover "Over the Rainbow", and how a "lust for comfort destroys the passion of the soul".


Geoff Boucher: Steve Martin is a wild and busy guy (latimes.com)
The 'It's Complicated' star and Grammy nominee has lots of projects: movies, books, music. Now all he needs is more time.


Michael Bond: "Clever fools: Why a high IQ doesn't mean you're smart" (newscientist.com)
George W. Bush has an IQ well above average, but even his admirers have a low opinion of his intellect. And he's not alone: many apparently "smart" people act foolishly a lot of the time. To understand this, we have to go beyond IQ, to RQ - a test of people's rationality.


Michael Marshall: Five laws of human nature (newscientist.com)
You're so predictable. Offended? We're used to the idea that nature is governed by laws that spell out how things work. But the idea that human nature is governed by such laws raises hackles. Perhaps because of this, they have often been proposed with tongue in cheek - which makes it all the more disconcerting when they turn out to be backed up by evidence.


Mark Buchanan: Why your boss is incompetent (newscientist.com)
The Peter Principle appeals to the cynic in all of us. It is also quite possibly true, if academic studies can be trusted. It explains your boss...


Colin Covert: Emily Blunt strapped herself into a corset to make an old monarch young again (Star Tribune)
Victoria is a typical teenager: feisty, music-loving fashionista, dance-mad and boy crazy, but hemmed in by the boring adults who want to control her life. The time is the 1830s, the place, Buckingham Palace, and Emily Blunt has "the role of my career, so far" as Her Royal Highness Princess Victoria of Kent, who is about to become England's youngest and longest-reigning ruler.


Steven Rea: Playing Orson Welles, and defending him (The Philadelphia Inquirer)
"Like a complete idiot, I gave him the names of famous Hollywood stars who I thought could play Orson Welles," says Christian McKay, recalling his first conversation with Richard Linklater.


Richard Roeper's best films: Love, war, liars and basterds (suntimes.com)
1. "Brothers." A brilliant, beautiful, harsh, gut-punching, 21st century war story with Biblical overtones. Some critics said Jim Sheridan's adaptation of the great Danish film to be too glossy and heavy-handed, but I found it to be just as profound as the original.


Liz Pulliam Weston: Play the percentages to pay off debt (latimes.com)
Manage spending with a 50/30/20 divvy of your after-tax income.


Ian Sample: Grow-your-own to replace false teeth (guardian.co.uk)
The British institution of dentures sitting in a glass of water beside the bed could be rendered obsolete by scientists who are confident that people will soon be able to replace lost teeth by growing new ones.
Instead of false teeth, a small ball of cells capable of growing into a new tooth will be implanted where the missing one used to be.


David Bruce: Wise Up! Good Deeds (athensnews.com)
When Christopher Paul Curtis, author of the children's book "Bud, Not Buddy," was 10 years old, he opened the door of his home and found a group of strange men outside. He remembered his father's rule about not opening the door to strangers, and worried, but the men were people from the factory where his father worked. His father spent months tutoring them in math, so that they could get better-paying jobs at the factory.


Mikhaela Reid: Cartoon on Lack of Women Writers in Late-Night TV


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Homeland Security Institutes Controversial 'Nigerian Watch List'


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Trivia Question of the Day


Crushed or naturally eroded emery is also known as ?

                                  



Send your answer to Marty







Trivia Question from Yesterday


What country leads the world in producing cherries?


      Turkey                                               Source


Top Cherry Producing Nations - 2007
  (in thousand metric tons)
    Turkey               398.1
    United States    310.7            Source






Alan J was first, and correct, with:
   Turkey



Sally said:
   Well, my first thought was that some of the Islamic countries would lead the world in producing cherries (all them virgins over there - groan, I know, bad pun) but I sort of know in the back of my mind that the good old USA leads in cherry production!
  PS: Had a lovely afternoon/evening with the pgks yesterday! After blasting them out of the house, and away from the electronic baby-sitters, they skipped and ran ahead of me on our way downtown! We played a more sophisticated version of "I-spy" and had (purchased) snow-cones for the return walk home! And, when we did get back, we actually played Monopoly on a game board, and laughed, and laughed...
  PPS: JoeS is absolutely right: Send Marty more money now!!

  (And not the Monopoly kind either, hahaha!)




Randy "Mudcat" Williams ("If you got time to breathe, you got time for music."   Briscoe Darling) replied:
   I would have to speculate that it would be a middle Eastern moslem country, otherwise, where would the martyrs get their 72 virgins?



Susan answered:
   Turkey



Charlie responded:
   Turkey




MAM   noted:
   The United States leads the world in producing cherries. Washington State and Michigan two large producers. My sister lives near Traverse City, Michigan, and swears that by eating 11 cherries a day one will never have gout. I eat my 11 cherries a day on my cereal in the morning, but mainly because I like them! Best ever from the Cherry Republic, land of "Life, Liberty, Beaches & Pie."




And, Joe S responded:
   The United States of Course and Michigan (my Michigan) is the largest producer of tart cherries. It really smells good in these parts in the Springtime. Thousands of acres of cherry blossoms.
  Traverse City, Michigan hosts the National Cherry Festival. Check out the history of the Cherry Festival.
   C'mon! Send Marty some money. If just 300 of you readers of BCE sent only $10.00, I'll bet that would be enough to keep the page going. And face it, you're gonna piss away $10.00 in the next week anyway you might just as well send it to Marty. It won't break you godammit!



  


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Sick Days


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From The Creator of 'Avery Ant'


"The Problem With Young People Today"

(Crabby Old Fart)



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Selected Readings

from that Mad Cat, JD

A NEW SUPER HERO! SUPERATOM!

GROOVY!

QUEEN OF THE MORANS!

THE REPUGS ARE TRAITORS TO OUR NATION!

SUCKING ON A TEA BAG. FUCKING IDIOTS!

THE YEAR IN REVIEW!

HERE WE GO AGAIN!

WHO NEEDS AL QAEDA WHEN WE HAVE JIM DEMINT? HOW MANY REPUG TRAITORS DOES IT TAKE TO BRING OUR COUNTRY DOWN?

TIME IS THE COMMON ENEMY OF ALL MANKIND!

THE RISE OF STUPID!

ONE MAN, ONE WOMAN? REPUGS HAVE NO SHAME!

THE GIRLY MANS DILEMMA!

IT'S TIME TO PROFILE PEOPLE THAT WEAR UNDERWEAR!

HOME SWEET HOME!

PLEASE BOOKMARK THIS ONE!


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Ark Of Darkness

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In The Chaos Household

Last Night

Turns out the repairs to the back-up computer were inadequate, and from the noises (today it sounds like a metronome with a timing problem), it's about to become a fancy doorstop, again.

Like that little ditty on 'Hee-Haw' - if it weren't for bad luck, I'd have no luck at all.

After a couple of weeks of begging, I've almost cleared enough to pay for the repairs to my old computers.

Does anyone really think I'd still be using a crappy dial-up if I could afford a better connection?

Have I ever mentioned my car is 22 years old?

Or that the crown that fell off can't be just glued back on?

And there's more.

It's simple economics.

I appreciate the help you've sent, but as it currently stands, the last page will be Monday (01/04/10).

I'm not giving up hope that things may still work out. OTOH, I am familiar with reality.






Tonight, Wednesday:

CBS starts the night with a RERUN 'Old Christine', followed by a RERUN 'Gary Unmarried', then a RERUN 'Criminal Minds', followed by a RERUN 'CSI: The 3rd One'.
On a RERUN Dave (from 11/17/09) are Penelope Cruz, Joe Cada, and the Script.
On a RERUN Craig (from 11/3/09) are Valerie Bertinelli and Dave Barry.


NBC opens the night with a RERUN 'The Office', followed by another RERUN 'The Office', then still another RERUN 'The Office', followed by yet another RERUN 'The Office', then a RERUN 'Leno' ((from 11/5/09) Wanda Sykes and Rachael Ray).
On a RERUN Conan (from 12/11/09) are Sarah Palin, Zach Braff, Bear Grylls, and Tony Bennett.
On a RERUN Jimmy Fallon (from 11/25/09) are Seth Green, Padma Lakshmi, and Mos Def & Talib Kweli.
On a RERUN Carson 'The Scab' Daly (from 11/3/09) are Julie Benz, Ted Ligety, and Aron Kader.


ABC begins the night with the chestnut 'Happy New Year, Charlie Brown', followed by a RERUN 'The Middle', then a RERUN 'Modern Family', followed by a RERUN 'Cougar Town', then a FRESH 'Eastwick'.
On a RERUN Jimmy Kimmel (from 12/15/09) are Zach Braff, Nigel Lythgoe, and Michael McDonald.


The CW offers a RERUN 'One Tree Hill', followed by a RERUN 'Gossiip Girl'.


Faux has a RERUN 'Glee', followed by another RERUN 'Glee'.


MY recycles an old 'The Unit', followed by another old 'The Unit'.


A&E 'Dog The Racist Bounty Hunter', another 'Dog The Racist Bounty Hunter', still another 'Dog The Racist Bounty Hunter', yet another 'Dog The Racist Bounty Hunter', yes, still another 'Dog The Racist Bounty Hunter', followed by a FRESH 'Steven Seagal Lawman', and another 'Steven Seagal Lawman'.


AMC offers the movie 'Rambo: First Blood Part II', followed by the movie 'Aliens'.


BBC  -   
 [12:00 PM]   Cash in the Attic - Ep 5 Osman
 [1:00 PM]   Cash in the Attic - Ep 11 Larsen
 [2:00 PM]   Antiques Roadshow - Episode 24
 [3:00 PM]   Antiques Roadshow - Episode 12
 [4:00 PM]   Antiques Roadshow - Episode 25
 [5:00 PM]   Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares - Ep 2 Piccolo Teatro
 [6:00 PM]   Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares - Ep 1 Lanterna
 [7:00 PM]   BBC World News
 [7:30 PM]   How Clean Is Your House? US - Episode 7
 [8:00 PM]   Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares - Ep 3 Trobiano's
 [9:00 PM]   Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares - Ep 2 Giuseppi's
 [10:00 PM]   BBC World News
 [10:30 PM]   How Clean Is Your House? US - Episode 7
 [11:00 PM]   Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares - Ep 3 Trobiano's
 [12:00 AM]   Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares - Ep 2 Giuseppi's
 [1:00 AM]   Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares - Ep 3 Trobiano's
 [2:00 AM]   Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares - Ep 2 Giuseppi's
 [3:00 AM]   Friday Night with Jonathan Ross - Ep 1 Jamie Oliver, Ricky Gervais, Stuart Broad, Mika
 [4:00 AM]   How Clean Is Your House? US - Episode 3
 [4:30 AM]   How Clean Is Your House? - Episode 6
 [5:00 AM]   BBC World News
 [6:00 AM]   BBC World News     (ALL TIMES EST)


Bravo Launch My Line', another 'Launch My Line', followed by the movie 'Men In Black II'.


Comedy Central 'RENO 911!', 'Jeff Dunham Show', 'Important Things With Demetri Martin', 'Tosh.0', 'Futurama', another 'Futurama', 'South Park', and another 'South Park'.
Jon Stewart is pre-empted.
Colbert Report is pre-empted.


FX the movie 'AVP: Alien Vs. Predator', followed by the movie 'Rocky Balboa'.


History 'Modern Marvels', another 'Modern Marvels', followed by the FRESH 'Jobsite: Concrete Countdown', then the FRESH 'Deadline Delivery'.


IFC  -   
 [6:45 AM]   Casa de los Babys
 [8:25 AM]   Shattered Glass
 [10:00 AM]   The Invisible Circus
 [11:35 AM]   Casa de los Babys
 [1:15 PM]   Shattered Glass
 [2:55 PM]   The Invisible Circus
 [4:35 PM]   Casa de los Babys
 [6:15 PM]   The Assassination of Richard Nixon
 [8:00 PM]   Kill Bill: Vol. 1
 [10:00 PM]   Kill Bill: Vol. 2
 [12:20 AM]   At the End of the Sentence
 [12:30 AM]   Mad Max
 [2:05 AM]   Kill Bill: Vol. 1
 [3:55 AM]   Kill Bill: Vol. 2    (ALL TIMES EST)


Sundance  -   
 [06:00 AM]   Marvelous
 [07:35 AM]   The Yacoubian Building
 [10:30 AM]   Shotgun Stories
 [12:00 PM]   Marvelous
 [01:35 PM]   Flutter
 [01:45 PM]   The Yacoubian Building
 [04:30 PM]   Shotgun Stories
 [06:00 PM]   Spectacle - Season 1: Kris Kristofferson, Rosanne Cash, Norah Jones & John Mellencamp
 [07:00 PM]   Spectacle - Season 1: Smokey Robinson
 [08:00 PM]   Spectacle - Season 2: Spectacle: Elvis Costello With... Levon Helm, Nick Lowe, Richard Thompson, Allen Toussaint
 [09:00 PM]   Spectacle - Season 2: Spectacle: Elvis Costello With... Neko Case, Sheryl Crow, Ron Sexsmith, Jesse Winchester
 [10:00 PM]   Spectacle - Season 2: Spectacle: Elvis Costello With... Bono & The Edge
 [11:00 PM]   Kippur
 [01:00 AM]   The Dead Girl
 [02:40 AM]   Conte de Quartier
 [03:00 AM]   Spectacle - Season 2: Spectacle: Elvis Costello With... Bono & The Edge
 [04:00 AM]   Kippur     (ALL TIMES EST)


SyFy all 'Ghost Hunters' all night.


TBS:
On a RERUN Lopez Tonight (from 11/23/09) are Eva Mendes, Craig Robinson, and Mary J. Blige.


TCM:
 [6:00 AM]      Tokyo Joe (1949)
 [7:30 AM]      Chain Lightning (1950)
 [9:15 AM]      In a Lonely Place (1950)
 [11:00 AM]      Sirocco (1951)
 [12:45 PM]      Battle Circus (1953)
 [2:15 PM]      The Barefoot Contessa (1954)
 [4:30 PM]      The Harder They Fall (1956)
 [6:30 PM]      Bacall on Bogart (1988)
 [8:00 PM]      Deadline U.S.A. (1952)
 [9:45 PM]      The Left Hand of God (1955)
 [11:17 PM]      Short Film: Operation Teahouse (1956)
 [11:30 PM]      Beat The Devil (1954)
 [1:04 AM]      Short Film: A Gun In His Hand (1945)
 [1:30 AM]      The Caine Mutiny (1954)
 [3:50 AM]      Short Film: Stan Kenton And His Orchestra (1947)
 [4:00 AM]      Two Guys From Milwaukee (1946)
 [5:31 AM]      Short Film: Three Cheers For The Girls (1943)     (ALL TIMES EST)


Thursday  -  12/31/09

TCM:
 [6:00 AM]      Aventure Malgache (1944)
 [6:34 AM]      Short Film: Calgary Stampede (1949)
 [7:00 AM]      The Man Who Knew Too Much (1956)
 [9:15 AM]      Marnie (1964)
 [11:30 AM]      Shadow of a Doubt (1943)
 [1:30 PM]      Psycho (1960)
 [3:30 PM]      Vertigo (1958)
 [5:41 PM]      Short Film: Cavalcade Of San Francisco (1940)
 [6:00 PM]      Rear Window (1954)
 [8:00 PM]      The Thin Man (1934)
 [9:45 PM]      After The Thin Man (1936)
 [11:45 PM]      Another Thin Man (1939)
 [1:32 AM]      Short Film: How To Be A Detective (1936)
 [1:45 AM]      Shadow Of The Thin Man (1941)
 [3:30 AM]      The Thin Man Goes Home (1945)    (ALL TIMES EST)



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A boy walks on confetti on the sidewalk in New York's Times Square after the annual "Air Worthiness test" of New Year's Eve confetti in New York, December 29, 2009. Thousands are expected to pack Times Square on Thursday for the annual New Year's Eve celebration.
Photo by Mike Segar

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Top Cable Channel

USA

Not only was USA the most-watched cable network again this year, the channel increased its total primetime audience by 15% -- more than any of its top competitors.

USA's drama-series hit factory ("In Plain Sight," "Monk") grew along with "True Blood"-fueled pay network HBO (+41%), and BET (+23%), the latter boosted by its coverage of Michael Jackson's death. Food Network (+26%) cooked up a good year, "Jon & Kate" helped TLC (+18%) and sophomore hit "Sons of Anarchy" aided FX (+10%).

On the downside, CNN (-30%) fell more than any other cable network. Lifetime, despite gaining sampling with "Project Runway," dropped sharply (-20%), as did competitor Hallmark (-18%). Several MTV Networks brands slumped, with SpikeTV (-17%), Comedy Central (-10%) and MTV (-10%) down.

For the list: USA

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Comedy Central Not Renewing

`The Jeff Dunham Show'

Comedy Central won't be renewing "The Jeff Dunham Show" for a second season.

The show, featuring comedian Jeff Dunham and his repertoire of puppets, attracted plenty of attention, both positive and negative. Its debut drew 5.3 million viewers, a season premiere record for Comedy Central. But most of the reviews were terrible, and ratings dwindled during the season.

Comedy Central spokesman Steve Albani says the network will continue "to be in business with Jeff in a big way," including a live tour, standup special, DVDs and consumer-products partnership.

Comedy Central signed a multi-platform deal with Dunham in March.

`The Jeff Dunham Show'

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Hosts New Members of Movie History

Margaret Herrick Library

For 81 years, she has amassed movie memorabilia. Her collection now includes more than 10 million photographs, 80,000 screenplays and 35,000 movie posters dating back to when the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences was founded in 1927.

So it's fitting that the Margaret Herrick Library played host to the future of the film industry when it welcomed this year's crop of Oscar voters at a private reception honoring the newest members of the academy.

Surrounded by movie history, these new members celebrated becoming part of it.

"This organization first handed out awards in 1929 and I'm connected to that," said David Kaminow, who just joined the public relations branch. "It's having an attachment to the history of movies."

Margaret Herrick Library

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Charmin teamed up with Broadway Cares to present "Bathrooms over Broadway," the first-ever Broadway show in a bathroom on Tuesday, December 29, 2009 in NYC. The musical production, starring Broadway actors Maya Days, Bernard Dotson, Joy Hermalyn, Christopher Sieber and Marya Grandy, joined by the Charmin "Go Team" (center back and far right) paid homage to the toilet paper brand through a series of "potty-praising" musical numbers.

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Stasi Files To Be Published

Günter Grass

A new book showing the huge lengths the East German secret police, the Stasi, went to in order to spy on Nobel Prize-winning author Günter Grass will go on sale in March, its publisher said Tuesday.

The Stasi first began to keep tabs on Grass, Germany's best-known post-war writer, in 1961 when he wrote an open letter attacking the construction of the Berlin Wall by the communist German Democratic Republic (GDR), the book shows.

"Grass was unbelievably well known in the GDR. His books were banned for decades, but everybody knew him. He often visited the GDR and people would say, 'That's Grass'," said Kai Schlueter, the new book's author.

But when Grass, whose best-known book "The Tin Drum" had come out in 1959, visited East Germany, where he would give readings, the Stasi would attempt to follow his every move, giving him the code name "Bolzen" ("bolt").

Schlueter said that he was of particular interest to the Stasi because unlike other "easy ideological targets" like West German chancellor Konrad Adenauer, Grass, as an active supporter of the Social Democratic Party who backed party icon Willy Brandt's election campaign in the 1960s and 70s, was seen as a more insidious threat.

Günter Grass

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More Lies

Rupert TV

Fox Network's top executive said on Tuesday that asking Time Warner Cable to pay $1 per subscriber for the right to carry the Fox Broadcast network is reasonable and suggested that other networks like CBS would ask for similar fees in the future.

Tony Vinciquerra, chief executive of News Corp's Fox Networks Group, said the future of the broadcast TV business depends on getting fair value for the investments it makes in high-end entertainment and sports programs like "American Idol" and NFL football games.

Fox is in 11th-hour talks with Time Warner Cable Inc, the second largest U.S. cable operator, to negotiate a monthly subscriber fee for the right to carry the free-to-air broadcast network.

The current contract ends on midnight Thursday. If an agreement is not reached by then Fox could go off the air in major Time Warner Cable markets like New York City, Los Angeles, Dallas and Orlando.

Rupert TV

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Dancers from the Mark Morris Dance Group take part in a dress rehearsal at the Tel Aviv Performing Arts Center December 29, 2009. The Company, based in Brooklyn, N.Y., is scheduled to give six performances in Tel Aviv.
Photo by Gil Cohen Magen

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Journalist Group Slams

NBC

The Society of Professional Journalists condemned NBC News for practicing "checkbook journalism" by chartering a jet that carried a New Jersey man involved in a bitter custody battle and his son home from Brazil.

David Goldman, who successfully fought the Brazilian family of his now-deceased ex-wife for custody of 9-year-old Sean, granted an interview to Meredith Vieira of NBC's "Today" show that aired Monday.

NBC said Goldman was booked for "Today" before the network invited him on the plane. The network had already arranged for the plane to bring its own employees home for Christmas, NBC News spokeswoman Lauren Kapp said. If NBC hadn't brought the Goldmans' home, one of its rivals would have, she said.

NBC News told viewers that it had paid for the Goldmans' trip home, she said. The network showed pictures of the Goldmans on the plane and on "Nightly News" featured a brief interview by correspondent Jeff Rossen with David Goldman while both were on the plane.

NBC

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Japanese Researchers Develop

See-Through Goldfish

First came see-through frogs. Now Japanese researchers have succeeded in producing goldfish whose beating hearts can be seen through translucent scales and skin.

The transparent creatures are part of efforts to reduce the need for dissections, which have become increasingly controversial, particularly in schools.

"You can see a live heart and other organs because the scales and skin have no pigments," said Yutaka Tamaru, an associate professor in the department of life science at Mie University.

The joint team of researchers at Mie University and Nagoya University in central Japan produced the "ryukin" goldfish by picking mutant hatchery goldfish with pale skin and breeding them together.

See-Through Goldfish

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A dancer of the Cuban cabaret Tropicana performs during a gala for the 70th anniversary of the foundation of the Tropicana cabaret in Havana December 28, 2009.
Photo by Enrique De La Osa

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San Francisco's Have Vanished

Sea Lions

Last month, marine scientists counted more than 1,500 sea lions on fabled Pier 39, a record number that delighted tourists and baffled experts.

But now, almost all of the sea lions are gone, leaving the experts guessing where they went - and why.

"Most likely, they left chasing a food source," said Jeff Boehm, executive director of the Marine Mammal Center in Sausalito, which runs an information center and gift shop at Pier 39. "It's probably what kept them here in the first place."

On Tuesday, 10 sea lions lounged and swam and dove from the docks, spreading themselves out where the animals were stacked three and four deep just a month ago. The bulk of the herd probably followed their favorite foods, sardines and anchovies, Boehm said.

The animals began leaving in droves the day after Thanksgiving, almost as if someone had issued an order. But Boehm said the fact that so many sea lions stayed for so long is even stranger than their disappearance.

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Biggest TV Blunders

Perhaps executives toiling in the TV industry should get a pass given all the competitive distractions dwindling their audience, from video games to social networking. And yet, some of their decisions were so memorably boneheaded that we must celebrate these milestone mishaps. Let's start with...

10. FOX CANCELING "FAMILY GUY" (AND, SURE, PERHAPS "FIREFLY" TOO)
    Axed TV shows usually stay dead, yet two titles canceled by former Fox chief Sandy Grushow in 2002 refused to go quietly. One was Seth MacFarlane's "Family Guy," which was moved around the schedule and even put opposite top-rated hits "Survivor" and "Friends" before getting yanked. After the show's repeats got strong ratings on Adult Swim and netted big DVD sales, the comedy made its way back to broadcast in 2005. "Family Guy" is now Fox's second-highest-rated scripted series and has produced a successful spinoff ("The Cleveland Show"). As for "Firefly," the show lived on as a theatrical movie ("Serenity") and to this day, no TV series cancellation inspires louder fanboy wails.

6. DUMPING JAY LENO FROM NBC'S "THE TONIGHT SHOW"
    Leno's new primetime show is like New Coke: A product nobody wanted replacing a product everybody liked. There are many reasons why NBC moved Leno to 10 p.m. to honor an agreement to give Conan O'Brien "The Tonight Show." But none of the explanations add up to a convincing excuse for ousting a talk show host who dominated his time period every night.

5. ELECTION NIGHT COVERAGE IN 2000
    The evening not only went down as TV news divisions' biggest blunder in recent memory, it also led to sweeping changes in how networks announce election results. At 8 p.m. ET on November 7, all major networks called Florida for Al Gore, then moved the state back to the undecided column at 10 p.m. At 2 a.m., Fox News Channel, with George W. Bush's first cousin John Ellis running its election desk, was the first to project Florida -- and the presidency -- for the Texas governor. All networks followed suit until that call, too, was retracted and the state was pronounced again "too close to call" at 4 a.m. "We don't just have egg on our face," NBC's lead anchor Tom Brokaw said that morning. "We have an omelet on our suits."

For the rest, Biggest TV Blunders

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