'TBH Politoons'
Thanks, again, Tim!
Special Belated 9/11 Issue
Disinfotainment Today
By Michael Dare
from Mark
Another Bumpersticker
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Weekly Review
HARPER'S WEEKLY REVIEW
September 16, 2003
A British parliamentary report concluded that the Blair
government did not intentionally lie in its controversial
dossier on Iraq's military threat; the report did criticize
the government, however, and said that its false claim that
Iraq was capable of launching weapons of mass destruction in
45 minutes was "unhelpful," and that the dossier should have
made clear that Iraq was not, in the opinion of the
intelligence services, an imminent threat to Great Britain.
A new poll found that 70 percent of Americans believe,
contrary to all evidence, that Saddam Hussein was involved
in the September 11 attacks.
Resident Bush took advantage
of the September 11 anniversary to call for more
surveillance and detention powers.
Pentagon officials testified
before a congressional hearing that the military was having
a hard time in Iraq. Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld
disagreed and said that a new Security Council resolution
would be helpful, because it would allow other countries to
pretend that the Iraqi occupation was a multinational
operation, which would justify sending more money.
Rumsfeld
said that tourism will soon be a major industry in Iraq.
The White House reopened for tourism.
Continued at www.harpers.org/weekly-review
--Roger D. Hodge
Part III
Hurricane Isabel Blog
The Big Fissile or the Big Surprise?
I really don't have anything other than a vanity post tonight. Actually I was in a class today that I've looked forward to for two months - insanely expensive but totally appropriate to my job. Yes there was hurricane hysteria there today because one of my teammates (in these IT courses they always make you work in teams, it's good practice) - lives in Raleigh, NC and she phoned home today to remind her 22 year old daughter of all the things that needed to be done. These inland North Carolinians are experts at hurricanes. She was wondering if we would have classes on Thursday and Friday, and I didn't take her to be a person who panicked needlessly. Hey the company running the classes will probably run them unless the entire D.C. area is in ruin. If necessary I could walk (or swim) the 1/2 mile to the hotel where the course is held, but without power the 15th story conference room and all those pretty overheads will be moot.
You know, it might even be a better class for that, the professor (who I think is very smart) would have to depend on his wits in that case.
Nancy
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In The Chaos Household
Last Night
Weather is great.
The kid goes to the science camp/school next Monday. He's quite excited.
Still need to pick up a new sleeping bag (among other things) for the occasion.
Tonight, Wednesday, CBS begins the night with '60 Minutes II', followed by a FRESH 'Big Brother 4', then '48 Hours'.
On a RERUN Dave are Gen. Tommy Franks and Rodney Crowell. (RERUNs all week)
Scheduled on a FRESH Craiggers are Gary Sinise, Jon Cryer, and Leona Naess.
NBC starts the evening with a RERUN 'Ed', followed by a RERUN 'West Wing', then a RERUN
'Law & Order'.
Scheduled on a FRESH Jay are Beyonce Knowles and Eddie Izzard.
Scheduled on a FRESH Conan are Michael Rapaport, Christina Ricci, and the Folksmen.
Scheduled on a FRESH Carson Daly are Eve, Paul Sorvino, and Bill Burr.
ABC opens the evening with a 1-hour RERUN 'My Wife & Kids', followed by a RERUN 'George Lopez', then another RERUN
'George Lopez', followed by 'ABC Bloopers'.
Scheduled on a FRESH Jimmy Kimmel are Sara Rue, Sharon Osbourne, and Craig Robinson, with this week's guest co-host Mick Foley aka "Mankind".
The WB offers a RERUN 'Smallville', followed by another RERUN 'Smallville'.
Faux has a RERUN 'That 70's Show', followed by a RERUN 'Simpsons', then a
FRESH 'Parasite Hotel'.
UPN has a FRESH 'Enterprise', followed by a FRESH 'Jake 2.0'.
A&E has 'Biography' (Sharon Stone), 'American Justice', and 'Take This Job...'.
AMC offers the movie 'Wild At Heart', followed by the movie 'Highlander', then a 'special' - 'Fang Vs. Fiction: The Real Underworld Of Vampires and Werewolves'.
BBC -
[6pm] 'BBC World News';
[6:30pm] 'Parkinson' - Goldie Hawn;
[7pm] 'Ground Force' - Back To Its Roots;
[7:30pm] 'Changing Rooms' - Winchester;
[8pm] 'Homefront in the Garden' - Hemel Hempstead;
[8:30pm] 'Homefront in the Garden' - South Woodford;
[9pm] 'My Hero' - Episode 4;
[9:40pm] 'Keeping Up Appearances' - Episode 3;
[10:20pm] 'Keeping Up Appearances' - Episode 4;
[11pm] 'So Graham Norton' - Ivana Trump, Sonia Fitzpatrick;
[11:30pm] 'So Graham Norton' - Sandra Bernhard;
[12am] 'My Hero' - Episode 4;
[12:40am] 'Keeping Up Appearances' - Episode 3;
[1:20am] 'Keeping Up Appearances' - Episode 4;
[2am] 'Homefront in the Garden' - Hemel Hempstead;
[2:30am] 'Homefront in the Garden' - South Woodford;
[3am] 'So Graham Norton' - Ivana Trump, Sonia Fitzpatrick;
[3:30am] 'So Graham Norton' - Sandra Bernhard;
[4am] 'My Hero' - Episode 4;
[4:40am] 'Keeping Up Appearances' - Episode 3;
[5:20am] 'Keeping Up Appearances' - Episode 4; and
[6am] 'BBC World News'. (ALL TIMES EDT)
Bravo has 'The West Wing', followed by the movie 'The Man In The Moon', then 'West Wing', and another 'West Wing'.
Scheduled on a FRESH Jon Stewart is Charlie Sheen.
History has 'Perfect Crimes?', 'Miracles & Medicine', 'Modern Marvels', and another 'Modern Marvels'.
SciFi has 'Beyond Belief', 'Tracker', and the movie 'The People Under The Stairs'.
TCM -
[6am] 'Shine On Harvest Moon' (1944);
[8am] 'In The Good Old Summertime' (1949);
[10am] 'Easy To Love' (1953);
[12pm] 'The French Line' (1954);
[2pm] 'Kismet' (1955);
[4pm] 'The Girl Most Likely' (1957);
[6pm] 'Silk Stockings' (1957);
[8pm] 'Georgy Girl' (1966);
[10pm] 'The Story Of Three Loves' (1953);
[12:15am] 'The Prisoner Of Zenda' (1952);
[2am] 'Madame Bovary' (1949); and
[4am] 'Going Home' (1971). (ALL TIMES EDT)
U.N. Goodwill Ambassador actress Angelina Jolie chats with Uruguyan troops on Friday, Sept. 12, 2003 in Bunia in northeastern Congo during a visit to camps for people displaced by fighting in the volatile region. The Uruguayans are part of the U.N. mission to Congo, or MONUC, that is attempting to stabilize the region. The sea of tents in the background house thousands of people displaced by recent fighting.
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The Information One-Stop
Moose & Squirrel
Spars With Chimpy
Bono
Irish rock star Bono pressed resident Bush on Tuesday to set aside more cash for AIDS initiatives but came away disappointed after a face-to-face talk with the resident at the White House.
"We had a good old row," Bono said of his meeting with Bush. "What I just can't agree with him on is the numbers."
"I'm not here peddling a cause," Bono said at a news conference at the St. John's Episcopal Church across from the White House. "Seven thousand people dying a day is not a cause. It's an emergency."
Bush has held back his support for the full $3 billion for 2004 because of a concern that a system is not yet in place to use the money effectively, White House officials have said.
Bono
New Media Rules Roll Back
Senate Votes
The Senate approved a resolution Tuesday to roll back new media ownership rules that have brought heavy criticism from a broad range of advocacy groups, shifting the fight to the House where Republican leaders pledged to kill the measure.
A White House veto threat also looms over the resolution, which the Senate approved with a 55-40 vote. The resolution seeks to undo changes to Federal Communications Commission regulations governing ownership of newspapers and television and radio stations.
The White House also has threatened to veto any final bill containing language that would roll back the national TV cap. Republicans who support the new rules hope that threat will help them strip the provision from a final House-Senate compromise bill.
Senate Votes
Chairman of the British Film Institute Anthony Minghella stands in front of a giant sculptural head of the British film director Alfred Hitchcock in the central square at the newly refurbished Gainsborough Studios in London September 16, 2003. The sculpture, entitled 'Master of Suspense,' aims to convey the scale and drama of cinema.
Photo by Kieran Doherty
Movie Music Album
Barbra Streisand
Barbra Streisand's 60th album, due Oct. 14 from Columbia Records, finds the chanteuse covering 12 songs made popular in movies from 1935-1988.
"The Movie Album" comprises all-new recordings personally selected by Streisand and recorded with a full band and a 75-piece orchestra.
Streisand produced the new album as well, with co-producers Robbie Buchanan ("Moon River," "How Do You Keep the Music Playing?" and "Calling You") and Johnny Mandel ("Emily"). Mandel and Buchanan provided orchestral arrangements, as did Jeremy Lubbock and Jorge Calandrelli.
Barbra Streisand
Continuing as Family Tragedy
'8 Simple Rules'
ABC said on Tuesday it was reshaping its hit comedy show "8 Simple Rules for Dating My Teenage Daughter" following the sudden death of main star John Ritter, and taking the TV family through the loss of a beloved father.
Saying it was entering "uncharted waters" for prime-time network television, ABC executives said all those associated with the show, including Ritter's widow Amy Yasbeck, wanted to continue.
ABC executives said they would go ahead on Sept. 23. as scheduled with airing the three new episodes of "8 Simple Rules," and then air repeats while the writers and cast worked on the comedy show's sudden transformation into tragedy.
ABC said it had not yet figured out how Ritter's TV character would die, nor many other details of how what started as a laugh-a-minute sitcom would continue to win ratings as a large as life tragedy.
'8 Simple Rules'
In The Kitchen With BartCop & Friends
Reuniting in January
Destiny's Child
Singer Beyonce Knowles says she and Destiny's Child cohorts Kelly Rowland and Michelle Williams will reunite in the studio early next year to begin work on their first album of new material together in more than two years.
The last studio record by the Grammy-winning rhythm and blues trio was "Survivor" in 2001.
Destiny's Child, which began more than a decade ago as a foursome in Houston, emerged as a reconstituted trio following the acrimonious departure of two co-founding members of the group in 1999.
Destiny's Child
Artists dressed as Chinese ghost bride and bridegroom at the Hong Kong Ocean Park September 16, 2003 in preparation for the largest Halloween event in Hong Kong and Southeast Asia to be held in October. Artists from different cultures will act as ghosts and spirits of the underworld.
Photo by Bobby Yip
Birthplace Made a Landmark
Ginger Rogers
The Independence (Mo) City Council voted unanimously Monday to make the home where Ginger Rogers was born a local landmark, qualifying it for historic preservation.
Rogers, best known as Fred Astaire's dance partner in 10 popular films beginning with "Flying Down to Rio" in 1933, was born in the home on July 16, 1911, as Virginia Katherine McMath. She began performing on the theater circuit after winning a state Charleston championship in Texas when she was 14, eventually making it to Broadway and then Hollywood, where she'd made 19 films before co-starring with Astaire.
The entertainer, who died in 1995, had returned to visit the home several times after she became famous.
Ginger Rogers
Wedding News
Princess Stephanie
Princess Stephanie of Monaco remarried last week in Switzerland, tying the knot with a Portuguese circus acrobat, a palace source said, confirming reports from several European media outlets.
Stephanie, 38, is nearly 10 years older than her new husband, 29-year-old Adans Lopez Peres, who works for the Swiss circus Knie, according to media reports. Before meeting him, Stephanie was linked to its boss Franco Knie.
German celebrity magazine Die Aktuelle reported that Rainier had been opposed to the union but consented when he learned his daughter was pregnant.
Princess Stephanie
Formerly 'The Vidiot'
Cigar Maker Sues
Sean 'P. Diddy' Combs
A boutique cigar maker claims a cameraman trespassed at its Miami factory and filmed its "secret process" in June, and the footage wound up in Sean 'P. Diddy' Combs' music video for the movie "Bad Boys II," starring Will Smith and Martin Lawrence.
The lawsuit, which Moore & Bode Cigars filed earlier this month in Miami-Dade Circuit Court, seeks at least $15,000 in damages from the rapper-producer, Bad Boys Entertainment Inc. and the unknown camera operator.
The lawsuit claims the company's "unique method of rolling the cigars" was taped for the "Shake Ya Tailfeather" video while the owners were out, after the cameraman was told to leave and without company permission.
Sean 'P. Diddy' Combs
A bag, shown at the Los Angeles Zoo, Thursday, Sept. 11, 2003, in Los Angeles, contains items recovered from a ailing 4-month-old California condor chick, including an electrical clip, bits of plastic, glass and bark, a leaf, three pop-tops from cans and a shotgun wad. Biologists snatched an ailing 4-month-old California condor chick from its nest in Los Padres National Forest and flew it by helicopter to the Los Angeles Zoo for treatment, possibly saving the rare bird's life, U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service officials said. The chick was taken from its cave nest on Sept. 9 after biologists discovered it was underweight, undersize and had various objects lodged in its crop.
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Going on Display
Historic Documents
The original Constitution, Bill of Rights and Declaration of Independence, locked away for two years for treatment to ensure their longevity, are going back on display in state-of-the-art cases.
And for the first time, all four pages of the Constitution will be on permanent display. Previously, just the first and last pages had been on exhibit at the National Archives.
The documents, displayed at the Archives since 1952, were shielded from the public when the building's enormous marble and limestone rotunda was closed to tourists on July 5, 2001, for renovations. The documents were then given a careful review, the first close examination of the three pieces of history in half a century.
Historic Documents
National Archives
Banned In Los Angeles
Lap Dancing
You can look, but you can't touch or even get close any more.
That's the order that went out to patrons of strip clubs on Tuesday when Los Angeles City Council passed a measure requiring dancers to stay at least 6 feet away from customers, thus ending lap dancing in the city.
The ordinance, passed unanimously despite stiff opposition from strippers and adult club owners who fear for their livelihood, banned lap dancing and any other kind of bodily contact between dancers and customers in strip clubs, bikini bars and adult bookstores.
The new law, which must be signed by Los Angeles Mayor James Hahn before going into effect, requires state-licensed security guards to be on duty at all times. Violators face up to six months in jail and as much as $2,500 in fines.
Lap Dancing
Puts Art Collection on Display
Andrew Lloyd Webber
Displaying his life-long passion for Victorian art, composer Andrew Lloyd Webber on Tuesday put his multi-million-dollar art collection on public display for the first time.
The composer, who once said he only wrote musicals so he could buy Pre-Raphaelite paintings, said, "I hope you get as much pleasure out of them as I do at home."
The 55-year-old composer, who started collecting when he was just 15, won the undying gratitude of the Royal Academy when he stepped in to offer his private collection for display after a major exhibition of Egyptian antiquities fell through at the last moment.
Andrew Lloyd Webber
Nominees
AMA Nominations
Veteran performers, including Fleetwood Mac, Celine Dion and Cher, mixed with youngsters Beyonce and Avril Lavigne on the list of nominees for the 31st annual American Music Awards.
The 20 awards will be presented during a ceremony at the Shrine Auditorium in Los Angeles on Nov. 16, aired on ABC. Talk show host Jimmy Kimmel is the emcee.
The nominations are based on sales figures and radio play. Winners are selected by a survey of about 20,000 listeners. The nominees:
Pop-Rock:
_Male Artist: Clay Aiken, Kid Rock, John Mayer, Justin Timberlake.
_Female Artist: Celine Dion, Avril Lavigne, Jennifer Lopez.
_Band, Duo or Group: Fleetwood Mac, matchbox twenty, 3 Doors Down.
_Album: "Fallen," Evanescence; "Come Away With Me," Norah Jones; "Cocky," Kid Rock; "Justified," Justin Timberlake.
Soul-R&B:
_Male Artist: Ginuwine, Jaheim, R. Kelly, Luther Vandross.
_Female Artist: Aaliyah, Ashanti, Beyonce.
_Band, Duo or Group: B2K, Dru Hill, The Isley Brothers.
_Album: "Chapter II," Ashanti; "Dangerously In Love," Beyonce; "Chocolate Factory," R. Kelly; "Dance With My Father," Luther Vandross.
Country:
_Male Artist: Kenny Chesney, Alan Jackson, Toby Keith, Tim McGraw.
_Female Artist: Faith Hill, Martina McBride, Shania Twain. _Band, Duo or Group: Alabama, Brooks & Dunn, Dixie Chicks.
_Album: "Unleashed," Toby Keith; "Tim McGraw & The Dancehall Doctors," Tim McGraw; "Melt," Rascal Flatts; "Up!" Shania Twain.
Rap-Hip Hop:
_Male Artist: Eminem, 50 Cent, Nelly, Sean Paul.
_Female Artist: Missy Elliott, Eve, Lil' Kim.
_Band, Duo or Group: Black Eyed Peas, Bone Crusher, Lil Jon & The East Side Boyz.
_Album: "Under Construction," Missy Elliott; "Get Rich Or Die Tryin,'" 50 Cent; "Dutty Rock," Sean Paul; "8 Mile," Soundtrack.
Adult Contemporary:
_Artist: Cher, Celine Dion, Norah Jones.
Latin Music:
_Artist: Kumbia Kings, Ricky Martin, Luis Miguel.
Alternative Music:
_Artist: Coldplay, Linkin Park, Metallica.
Contemporary Inspirational:
_Artist: Steven Curtis Chapman, MercyMe, Third Day.
AMA Nominations
Suspended Jail Term
Guillaume Depardieu
Guillaume Depardieu, actor son of French star Gerard Depardieu, was given a nine month suspended prison sentence after being convicted of firing a gun at a fan who accosted him in the street last month.
The 32-year-old actor, who had a leg amputated in June, was also told to pay 8,000 euros (8,980 dollars) in a fine and damages, and to undergo a course of psychological counselling.
At last Tuesday's hearing the court heard Depardieu was with friends in the northern resort of Trouville-sur-Mer when he was approached by an admirer who wished to congratulate the actor for his charity work on behalf of people who contract illnesses while in hospital.
Guillaume Depardieu
In Memory
Mabie "Neva" Eggsman
Mabie "Neva" Eggsman, a Modoc Indian who helped preserve the Klamath language, has died. She was 95.
Eggsman was born at Whiskey Creek, a Modoc Indian settlement near Beatty.
Eggsman survived the flu epidemic of 1918, witnessed the end of tribal status for the Klamath Indians in 1954, and saw the tribe's federal recognition restored in 1986.
She later worked for the Klamath Tribes as a master language instructor, developing a Klamath language phrase book. She was the last living elder who had been involved in creating the Klamath language program.
Eggsman also was a member of a committee, working under the Native American Graves Protection and Repatriation Act, that helps return Indian remains and cultural items to tribes.
Mabie "Neva" Eggsman
A man holds a tentacle of a 'Arcciteuthis Dux' squid on La Isla beach, in northern Spain, September 15, 2003. Scientists are trying to find out what caused two enormous squids, one of them 40 ft long, to wash up dead on Spain's northern coast this week. 'It's not a natural death and it's not the Prestige,' Luis Laria, president of marine protection agency CEPESMA said, referring to a massive oil spill from the Prestige tanker late last year. He declined to speculate on the cause.
Photo by Alonso Gonzales
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