Bonus Issue
Disinfotainment Today
By Michael Dare
INSIDE Bill & Peggy Riddick Charge: Marijuana Cultivation Sentence: After 5 years of trials and staggering legal fees, they were sentenced to 30 months federal prison. |
Judge Garland Burrell Jr. When Garland Burrell worked for the Sacramento city attorney's office, he defended the police department, sued several local bookstores under an anti-smut ordinance, and supervised litigation aimed at drug abatement. He also defended the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms in a civil rights case over illegal searches. |
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'TBH Politoons'
Thanks, again, Tim!
Weekly Review
HARPER'S WEEKLY REVIEW
August 12, 2003
Liberian civilians were starving in their homes as rebels
and government fighters, some wearing women's wigs and blue
painted toenails, continued to fight for control of
Monrovia; a small number of Nigerian peacekeepers arrived in
the country, and a United States official said that American
forces would provide "communications assistance" to the
peacekeepers and might even go ashore. President Charles
Taylor resigned, blaming all his troubles on the United
States, and compared himself to Jesus Christ; Vice President
Moses Blah was sworn in as his successor.
Two workers at Los Alamos
National Laboratory were accidentally exposed to plutonium,
and the Army denied that depleted uranium was causing the
mysterious outbreak of pneumonia among American soldiers in
Iraq.
L. Paul Bremer, the
American overseer of Iraq, said he thought the bombing was
carried out by "outside" forces because he wasn't sure the
"ex-regime people" who have been shooting U.S. soldiers had
the know-how to make a car bomb.
Engineers from the Defense
Intelligence Agency concluded that the mobile laboratories
found in Iraq were probably used to make hydrogen for
weather balloons, just as Iraqi scientists have claimed.
It was reported that Florida police are building an
"antiterrorism" database called Matrix that will be used to
detect patterns of suspicious activity among the citizenry;
the system, which will be partially financed with federal
funds, is remarkably similar to the Pentagon's Terrorist
Information Awareness program.
Continued at www.harpers.org/weekly-review
--Roger D. Hodge
Reader Reading Suggestion
from Alex
Reader Comment
Republican Scam
I've figure out how the Republicans are raising so much money and actually not using their own money but ours! You see they got the big tax cut (our money) sent to them. Now they are giving it to Dubya for his campaign (tax deductible), so we pay for it again.
The Republicans screw us coming and going. I guess this is how they plan on stimulating the economy.
If they'd just take 10% and put it into something real like Medicare, veterans benefits, education, rebuilding the dilapidated public highways, you know, real stuff, they might actually do something productive! What do want from the people who tell you to volunteer until it hurts because it's good for America but then call you a bum because your not working for a living!
If you volunteer that means you DON'T get paid, stupid. You see, that's what I did while my kids were in school so I could be home when they were. I volunteered so much that I was never home and I spent thousands of dollars doing it.
But now I'm being called a lazy, good-for-nothing-bum. And since I have this large gap in my resume, I'm having trouble getting back in the work force. Republicans, I just love them.
JH
Thanks, JH!
The schools here would be massively screwed without volunteers, especially since republicans seem intent on destroying & dismantling what is left of the public system.
With the economy stinking, a lot of the usual volunteers are scrambling for jobs that pay.
Without our PTA volunteers, there'd be no scissors or kleenex in the classrooms, no construction paper or paste for the kindergarten, no
book fair, no science fair, no field trips.
Hell, there wouldn't even be a library in the school - a lot were shut down for 'cost-cutting'. Most of the grade school teachers I've dealt with have spent thousands of their
own dollars for books for their classrooms, and some have spent a lot more.
Know that you did right, and that if you'd been lazy, you'd know all the prices of products on 'The Price Is Right' or if you'd been good-for-nothing, you'd be dreaming of clearing brush in Crawford.
OTOH, at least we haven't had to listen to any '1000 points-of-light' crap - so far.
Reader TV Suggestion
Re: I Love The 70's
After a fabulous summer of vegging out to "I Love the '80's" we have "I Love
the '70's" coming up next Monday. We've thoroughly enjoyed the '80's and
it's quite an addictive program. Here's the link
~~Heather
Thanks, Heather!
from that Mad Cat, JD
'TBH Politoons'
Thanks, again, Tim!
In The Chaos Household
Last Night
Another too hot day, with too high humidity & crappy, chunky, foul-smelling air (yep, I'm cranky).
Have a new feature for the Thursday page - 'Hollywood Hustle' by The Artful Dodger. Check it out tomorrow!
So, I see where Petey Wilson is the co-chair of Ahhhnold's campaign. Why doesn't anyone point out how Wilson's shitty stewardship is responsible for Gray Davis' current situation? Petey was the great force behind
the deregulation of energy while governor. Petey could visit with Dick Cheney during the fake energy crisis, while Gray couldn't get so much as a phone call returned.
Another thing that's annoying me is how not one talking head in the local media has had the courage to explain how mis-directed the recall is. That it's all been orchestrated by hate-radio. That the only malfeasance is
'consolidation' which has killed anything close to meaningful discourse. That when it's all over, more than $100 million will have been pissed away on this dog-and-pony show. That celebrity governors, congress critters & presidents
have egos larger than their IQ's. Oh, and serial philandering is OK for republicans (Schwarzenegger, Guiliani, Gingrich...), but not really newsworthy.
Tonight, Wednesday, CBS begins the evening with '60 Minutes II', followed by a FRESH 'Big Brother', then '48 Hours'.
On a RERUN Dave are Kelly Ripa and Good Charlotte. (RERUNs all this week & next)
Scheduled on a FRESH Craiggers are Dakota Fanning, "CSI" executive producer/creator Anthony Zuiker, and Dido.
NBC opens the night with a FRESH 'Race To The Altar', followed by a RERUN 'West Wing', then a RERUN 'Boomtown'.
Scheduled on a FRESH Jay are Brittany Murphy and Wynonna.
Scheduled on a FRESH Conan are Andy Richter, Mick Foley, and Marilyn Manson.
Scheduled on a FRESH Carson Daly are Roseanne Barr, Pharrell, Clipse, and N.E.R.D.
ABC starts the night with a RERUN 'My Wife & Kids', followed by a RERUN 'George Lopez', then a FRESH 'The Real Roseanne', then
a FRESH 'The Family'.
Scheduled on a FRESH Jimmy Kimmel are Ashton Kutcher and Louie C.K., with this week's guest co-host Super Dave Osborne.
The WB offers a RERUN 'Smallville', followed by a FRESH 'Pepsi Smash'.
Faux has a RERUN 'That 70's Show', followed by a RERUN 'Simpsons', then a FRESH 'Parasite Hotel'.
UPN has a RERUN 'Enterprise', followed by another RERUN 'Enterprise'.
A&E has 'Biography' (Liberace), 'American Justice', and 'Take This Job...'.
AMC offers the movie 'Rio Conchos', followed by the movie 'Gunfight At The O.K. Corral', then the movie 'Shane'.
BBC -
[7pm] 'Ground Force' - Spalding;
[7:30pm] 'Changing Rooms' - Weston Super Mare;
[8pm] 'Homefront in the Garden' - Southgate;
[8:30pm] 'Homefront in the Garden' - Harbourne;
[9pm] 'My Hero' - Episode 5;
[9:40pm] 'Keeping Up Appearances' - Episode 9;
[10:20pm] 'Keeping Up Appearances' - Episode 10;
[11pm] 'So Graham Norton' - Linda Hamilton;
[11:30pm] 'So Graham Norton' - Michael Learned, Trude Mostue;
[12am] 'My Hero' - Episode 5;
[12:40am] 'Keeping Up Appearances' - Episode 9;
[1:20am] 'Keeping Up Appearances' - Episode 10;
[2am] 'Homefront in the Garden' - Southgate;
[2:30am] 'Homefront in the Garden' - Harbourne;
[3am] 'So Graham Norton' - Linda Hamilton; and
[3:30am] 'So Graham Norton' - Michael Learned, Trude Mostue. (ALL TIMES EDT)
Bravo has 'West Wing', the movie 'Wag The Dog', then 'West Wing', followed by 'West Wing'.
Scheduled on a FRESH Jon Stewart is Paul Giamatti.
History is all 'Modern Marvels' all night.
SciFi has 'Tracker', followed by the movie 'Cherry Falls'.
TCM pays a 24-hour tribute to Gary Cooper - damn, I love 'Sergeant York'!) and grab another hanky for 'Pride Of The Yankees'.
[6am] 'Operator 13' (1934);
[7:30am] 'It's A Big Country' (1951);
[9am] 'Saratoga Trunk' (1945);
[11:30am] 'Man Of The West' (1958);
[1:30pm] 'Along Came Jones' (1945);
[3pm] 'Vera Cruz' (1954);
[5pm] 'Task Force' (1949);
[7pm] 'Gary Cooper: American Life, American Legend' (1991);
[8pm] 'The Pride Of The Yankees' (1942);
[10:15pm] 'Meet John Doe' (1941);
[12:30am] 'Sergeant York' (1941);
[3am] 'Return To Paradise' (1953); and
[4:30am] 'One Sunday Afternoon' (1933). (ALL TIMES EDT)
A group of Girl Scouts ride the Log Jammer Tuesday, Aug. 12, 2003, during Girl Scouts Day at Kennywood Park in West Mifflin, Pa. The gathering of Girl Scouts was used to unveil new 'girl-friendly' scientific signage called explanatoids on the popular water ride. The signs encourage riders, to figure out who in the log will get wettest. The program's goal is spark an interest in science and math among middle school age girls.
Photo by Gene J. Puskar
Doesn't Mind Faux Lawsuit
Al Franken
Al Franken, the humorist being sued by Fox News Channel for use of the phrase "fair and balanced," said Tuesday he doesn't mind the legal action.
"I normally prefer not to be out of the country on vacation when I'm sued. However, from everything I know about law regarding satire, I'm not worried," Franken, who has not filed a response in court, said in a statement released Tuesday. He is vacationing in Italy.
In its court papers, Fox described the author and liberal commentator as "neither a journalist nor a television news personality. He is not a well-respected voice in American politics; rather, he appears to be shrill and unstable. His views lack any serious depth or insight."
Fox alleged that Franken was "either intoxicated or deranged" when he attacked the network and conservative host Bill O'Reilly at an April press correspondents dinner. The lawsuit also says that Franken has been described as "increasingly unfunny."
"As far as the personal attacks go," Franken responded, "when I read `intoxicated or deranged' and `shrill and unstable' in their complaint, I thought for a moment I was a Fox commentator.
Al Franken
Likely to Be Kept Off Air
Arnold's Films
Arnold Schwarzenegger's foray into California's gubernatorial recall election poses a dilemma for broadcasters who might be tempted to show his films during the race: Doing so would allow rival candidates to demand equal time.
For that reason, broadcasters in California will likely not air Schwarzenegger movies such as "Total Recall" and the "Terminator" or a repeat of a "Diff'rent Strokes" episode with Gary Coleman for the next few months.
Cable channels are not covered by the Federal Communications Commission's equal-time provision, which in the past kept reruns of "Death Valley Days" off the air while Ronald Reagan ran for president. A repeat of a "Saturday Night Live" episode featuring Don Novello, aka Father Guido Sarducci, on cable, for instance, would not trigger the provision.
Equal time is not automatic. Candidates must file a request within seven days, and the provision makes exceptions for appearances on news programs, interview programs such as "Meet the Press," documentaries or spot coverage of news events.
Arnold's Films
The Information One-Stop
Moose & Squirrel
Want Cable TV Re-Regulated
Consumer Groups
Four U.S. consumer advocacy groups said on Tuesday they will lobby Congress to reimpose regulation on cable television operators to stop them from gouging TV viewers and dominating the growing market for high-speed Internet service.
Cable companies have "flouted the intent of Congress" and "co-opted" federal regulators, said Jay Halfon, author of a report by the U.S. Public Interest Research Group (U.S. PIRG) that concluded cable operators were reaping huge profits at the public's expense.
U.S. PIRG, CFA, The Center for Digital Democracy and the Media Access Project said at a news conference that the authority to oversee prices in the industry should go to state public utility commissions.
In December, regulators at the Federal Communications Commission said cable rates had risen 6.3 percent in the year ended June 2002, almost six times the rate of inflation.
Consumer Groups
'Law & Order' Tribute Tonight
Gregory Hines
Gregory Hines' guest star appearance in a Johnny Cochran-like role on NBC's "Law & Order" will be rerun on Wednesday night as a tribute to the star who died over the weekend, the network said on Tuesday.
Hines, who died on Saturday from cancer, appears as a flashy defense attorney described as "Johnny Cochran without the rhyme" who manipulates the media in a case where a black teenager is charged with shooting a cop.
The episode ran originally on March 26.
Gregory Hines
A still nameless baby giraffe stands in front of the giant legs of its mother Turkana in their enclosure in the zoo of the western German city of Duisburg on Tuesday, Aug. 12, 2003. The 1.80 meter tall boy-giraffe, that has a weight of nearly 55 kilograms, was born on Saturday, Aug. 9, 2003.
Photo by Michael Sohn
Chicago Tribune Salutes Author
Tom Wolfe
The Chicago Tribune has awarded its 2003 Literary Prize to Tom Wolfe for a lifetime of achievement.
The prize, announced Monday, goes to an author whose body of work has had a great impact on American society, according to the newspaper. Last year's winner was playwright Arthur Miller.
Wolfe, 72, is the author of numerous books, including "The Right Stuff," a nonfiction work about the U.S. manned space program, and the novels "The Bonfire of the Vanities" and "A Man in Full."
Tom Wolfe
Bogart & Bergman Families
'Casablanca' Anniversary
The families of Humphrey Bogart and Ingrid Bergman gathered Monday for a 60th anniversary screening of "Casablanca" and laid to rest some myths about their parents' famous on-screen chemistry.
Bogart's wife, Lauren Bacall and their son Stephen Bogart joined Bergman's daughters, Pia Lindstrom, Isabella Rossellini and Ingrid Rossellini for a special screening of a new 35mm print of the 1943 romantic classic at the Lincoln Center in New York.
"She didn't really get on with your father," Lindstrom observed to Stephen Bogart, who agreed that the relationship was purely that of two professional actors doing their jobs.
"In later years, my mother's eyes used to glaze over whenever someone mentioned Casablanca," Lindstrom recalled. "It really wasn't her favourite movie-making experience."
'Casablanca' Anniversary
Trouble On The Set?
'Raymond'
Production on the eighth season of Everybody Loves Raymond started Monday with two actors MIA from the first table read.
Patricia Heaton called in sick, according to CBS, while Brad Garrett stayed away because his character, Robert Barone, isn't scheduled to appear in the season's first episode, reports Variety.
Sources say Garrett issued an ultimatum to the Eye network a few weeks ago, demanding a salary hike before he returned to work. The move came on the heels of his Emmy nomination and comments from CBS head honcho Les Moonves about a possible Robert Barone spinoff series.
The thesp, who's under contract through 2004, pulls in under $200,000 per episode, less than any of the other regular cast members.
'Raymond'
In The Kitchen With BartCop & Friends
Comedy Central Renews
Colin Quinn
It's a tough crowd, but Colin Quinn will be navigating it for at least another year.
Comedy Central announced Monday that it had renewed the comic's late-night show, "Tough Crowd With Colin Quinn," through the end of 2004.
Colin Quinn
The giant plant sculpture titled, 'The Legend of Mother Earth,' is displayed at an international mosaiculture exhibit in downtown Montreal, August 12, 2003. The exhibit titled 'Myths and Legends,' features 60 sculptures from participants representing 32 countries.
Photo by Shaun Best
Showcasing Independent Film
Tony Shalhoub
An independent film by Tony Shalhoub, who stars on the TV series "Monk," makes its Maine premiere on Wednesday.
Shalhoub, who won a Golden Globe Award for playing an obsessive-compulsive detective on the USA network series, stars with his wife Brooke Adams in "Made-Up."
Shalhoub, 49, said he and Adams decided to bring the film to Maine because of his long-term ties to the state. Shalhoub graduated from University of Southern Maine in 1977, began his acting career in Portland and spoke at the school's graduation in May.
"Made-Up" is billed as a "mockumentary" in which the story is seen through the eyes of a character who's making a documentary for her video class.
Tony Shalhoub
Received Hollywood Star
Kevin Costner
Kevin Costner stars in the Western drama "Open Range," which opens Friday. But first, he received a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame.
His star, the 2,233rd on the Walk of Fame, is outside the Kodak Theatre, which hosts the Academy Awards.
Kevin Costner
Formerly 'The Vidiot'
Olympic Daytime Host
Jim Lampley
As it gears up for coverage of next year's Summer Olympic Games in Athens, NBC on Tuesday named long-time sports broadcaster Jim Lampley the host of its daytime programming from the Greek capital.
Lampley's assignment will be his 12th at the Olympics, tying a broadcasting record, the network said. Pat O'Brien, currently a co-host on the nightly entertainment program "Access Hollywood" and also a veteran sports presenter, will host morning coverage on NBC's cable channel, Bravo.
The network has already tapped Bob Costas as its prime-time anchor and Keith Olbermann as host of its coverage on cable news channel MSNBC.
Jim Lampley
Helps Prague Flood Victims
Sean Connery
Scottish film star Sean Connery attended a special screening of his latest film in Prague in aid of victims of the floods that swept the Czech Republic in August 2002.
Connery, most famous for playing James Bond, was filming "The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen" in Prague when the worst floods in more than a century hit the 800-year-old city, forcing the evacuation of the hotel he was staying in.
After the screening, he and actress Peta Wilson were due to present former Czech president Vavlav Havel's Vision 97 foundation with a check of one million koruna (33,000 euros, 37,000 dollars) to help flood victims.
Sean Connery
Dave Brown, president of the American Academy of Model Aeronautics, holds a model airplane called The Spirit of Butts Farm after its successful 1,888.3 mile (3,035.8 km) flight from Canada Tuesday, Aug. 12, 2003 near Marrin Beach in County Galway, Ireland. The plane, built by Maynard Hill, 77, of Silver Spring, Md. was lauched from Cape Spear, Newfoundland, 38 hours, 23 minutes before its landing in Ireland, and may set world records for distance traveled by a model airplane as well as duration of flight.
Photo by Tom Frawley
Cried, Didn't Testify in Trial
Tom Sizemore
Actor Tom Sizemore sat at the defense table and cried as his lawyers concluded testimony in his abuse trial by showing a videotape of former Hollywood madam Heidi Fleiss declaring her love for him.
Sizemore, 41, who has appeared in "Black Hawk Down" and "Saving Private Ryan," declined to take the witness stand Monday.
He is charged with multiple counts including making about 100 harassing phone calls to Fleiss, vandalism, threatening to inflict injury to a person or property and corporal injury resulting in a traumatic condition. He faces up to 13 years in prison if convicted of all the charges.
Tom Sizemore
'Passion' Already Fueling Hatred
Rabbi Marvin Hier
Mel Gibson's new film "The Passion" has already unleashed a wave of anti-Semitism in the United States despite the fact that it won't be released for months, a Jewish leader said on Tuesday.
Rabbi Marvin Hier, founder of the Los Angeles-based Simon Wiesenthal Center, told Reuters the Jewish human rights organization had received dozens of hate calls and letters prompted by a handful of private screenings and advance publicity about the movie.
Hier said the bigotry had already started, and that the Simon Wiesenthal Center had received hate mail from people who had seen or heard about the movie, and who accused Jews of killing God's son, praised Adolf Hitler and made veiled threats against the center and Jews collectively.
"Are there any manifestations of hate so far? The answer is an unequivocal yes," Hier said. "We have had hate mail in the past ... But never in spurts like this."
Rabbi Marvin Hier
Decapitated
Ted Williams
Ted Williams was decapitated by surgeons at the cryonics company where his body is suspended in liquid nitrogen, and several samples of his DNA are missing, Sports Illustrated reported.
After Williams died July 5, 2002, his body was taken by private jet to Alcor Life Extension Foundation in Scottsdale, Ariz. There, Williams' body was separated from his head in a procedure called neuroseparation, according to the magazine.
The operation was completed and Williams' head and body were preserved separately. The head is stored in a steel can filled with liquid nitrogen. It has been shaved, drilled with holes and accidentally cracked 10 times, the magazine said. Williams' body stands upright in a 9-foot tall cylindrical steel tank, also filled with liquid nitrogen.
The procedure, approved by Williams' son, John Henry, and daughter, Claudia, carries a $136,000 bill. Alcor claims it is still owed $111,000.
Ted Williams
Was Murdered
Otzi, The Iceman
The 5,300-year-old "Iceman" discovered in 1991 in the Italian Alps was killed by one or more assailants in a fight that lasted at least two days, shows evidence obtained by sophisticated DNA testing and old-fashioned detective work.
Scientists initially presumed that the Stone Age Iceman, nicknamed Otzi, was caught in a storm and froze to death. But a new team said Monday that Otzi's case instead has become the world's oldest, and coldest, murder case.
"We've been working round the clock for the last three weeks to get these results," DNA specialist Thomas Loy of the University of Queensland in Brisbane, Australia, told USA TODAY Monday by phone from a laboratory in Bolanzo, Italy. "It was very exciting when the blood samples came back positive for human DNA from four separate individuals."
For more, Otzi, The Iceman
An Echidna, native to Australia, walks past a kangaroo in Sydney's Taronga Zoo. Scientists say that the echidna, which has been called a 'freak of nature', has often been the victim of mistaken identity with the hedgehog and North American spiny porcupine but is in fact one of the world's clearest examples of Convergent evolution - the emergence of chance look-alikes.
Photo by David Gray
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'Ark of Darkness'
"The Ark of Darkness", a Political/Science-Fiction work, in tidy, weekly installments (and updated every Friday).
The Ark Group splits up. Steve returns to the bottom of hell, as the rest struggle through the storm raging at Kanda Feng.
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