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Condoleezza (A Singalong Poem)
Presidential advisor Condoleezza Rice will testify before the 9/11 commission this week. How could we not celebrate this event with a poem? And how could we not base our verse on that great Nat 'King' Cole classic, "Mona Lisa," the lady with the mystic smile? Please feel free to sing along...
Condoleezza
Condoleezza, Condoleezza, Clarke has named you,
Said you missed the dangers of bin Laden's guile.
You're of course a proxy for the guy he's after,
But you'll mask your inner bile with a smile.
Do you share all of the views of your employer?
Or hide doubts about some actions you deplore?
Many schemes have been dropped in your in-box,
Some were hazy, some plain crazy.
Rest assured, come what may, this November,
You'll end up with a think tank sinecure.
(instrumental interlude)
Do you share all of the views of your employer?
Or hide doubts about some actions you deplore?
Many schemes have been dropped in your in-box,
Some were hazy, some plain crazy.
Rest assured, come what may, this November,
You'll end up with a think tank sinecure.
Condoleezza, Condoleezza....
© 2004
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For more political verse: www.beltwaybard.com
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Selected Readings
from that Mad Cat, JD
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Last Night
My throat is getting better (I think), but the meds made me sleep most of the day.
When I got online, kept getting the infamous WAOL error that left me staring at my desktop.
I can't get into the hotmail account, and it's so stuffed with spam it's probably bouncing real mail already.
So, when did AOL outsource their customer service? The 4 phone calls were less than satisfying.
Regardless, even though I believe the problem is with AOHell, this computer will be taken into the shop in the morning. Argh.
Might be down for a while.
In short, I'm screwed - and very bummed.
Tonight, Wednesday, CBS starts the night with '60 Minutes II', followed by a FRESH 'King Of Queens', then a
RERUN 'King Of Queens', followed by '48 Hours'.
Scheduled on a FRESH Dave are Jimmy Fallon, Anne Hathaway, and Usher.
Scheduled on a FRESH Craiggers are Vivica A. Fox and Stuart Townsend, and Pennywise.
NBC begins the night of RERUNs with the weekly RERUN of 'Trump's Adventures In Avarice', followed by a RERUN 'Law & Order', then
another RERUN 'Law & Order'.
Scheduled on a FRESH Leno is Donald Trump, Paul Teutul & Paul Teutul Jr., and Ben Harper.
Scheduled on a FRESH Conan are Lorraine Bracco, Bill Bellamy, and Eagles of Death Metal.
Scheduled on a FRESH Carson Daly are Julia Stiles, LaVar Arrington, and the Rapture.
ABC opens the night with a RERUN 'My Wife & Kids', followed by another RERUN 'My Wife & Kids', then the
Season Premiere of 'The Bachelor'.
On a RERUNJimmy Kimmel (from 1/28/04), are Hank Azaria, Michael Waltrip, and competitive eater Sonya Thomas, with guest co-host Fred Willard.
The WB offers a RERUN 'Smallville', followed by another RERUN 'Smallville'.
Faux has a FRESH 'American Idol', followed by the Series Premiere of 'The Swan'.
UPN has a RERUN 'Enterprise', followed by another RERUN 'Enterprise'.
A&E has 'American Justice', 'Biography' (Duane 'The Rock' Johnson), 'American Justice', and 'City Confidential'.
AMC offers the movie 'D.O.A.', followed by the film 'Star Trek II: The Wrath Of Khan', then the
movie 'Conan The Destroyer'.
BBC -
[6:pm] 'BBC World News';
[6:30pm] 'Cash in the Attic' - May;
[7pm] 'My Hero' - Zero Tolerance;
[7:40pm] 'Absolutely Fabulous' - Fat;
[8:20pm] 'Keeping Up Appearances' - Episode 4;
[9pm] 'My Family' - Pain In The Class;
[9:40pm] 'Absolutely Fabulous' - Week in Provence;
[10:20pm] 'Keeping Up Appearances' - Episode 5;
[11pm] 'My Family' - Pain In The Class;
[11:40pm] 'Absolutely Fabulous' - Week in Provence;
[12:20am] 'Keeping Up Appearances' - Episode 5;
[1am] 'My Hero' - Zero Tolerance;
[1:40am] 'Absolutely Fabulous' - Fat;
[2:20am] 'Keeping Up Appearances' - Episode 4;
[3am] 'My Family' - Pain In The Class;
[3:40am] 'Absolutely Fabulous' - Week in Provence;
[4:20am] 'Keeping Up Appearances' - Episode 5;
[5am] 'The Office' - Episode 1;
[5:40am] 'Dead Ringers' - Episode 1;
[6am] 'BBC World News'. (ALL TIMES EDT)
Bravo has 'West Wing', 'Queer Eye', 'Keen Eddie', and another 'Keen Eddie'.
Comedy Central - scheduled on a FRESH Jon Stewart is Tim Robbins.
History has 'Chesapeake', 'The Guilty Men', 'Modern Marvels', and another 'Modern Marvels'.
IFC -
[2PM] 'Darien Gap' (1996);
[3:30PM] 'IFC Short Film Showcase';
[4:30PM] 'Girl Under The Waves' (2001);
[6PM] Short: 'Amnesia';
[6:15PM] 'An Angel At My Table' (1990);
[9PM] 'Trees Lounge' (1996);
[10:45PM] 'Ballad Of Little Jo' (2001);
[1AM] 'Trees Lounge' (1996);
[2:45AM] 'Julien Donkey Boy' (1999);
[4:30AM] 'Dinner Game(1998). (ALL TIMES EDT)
SciFi has the movie 'Firestarter: Revisited'.
Sundance -
[2:30PM] 'Gacaca: Living Together Again in Rwanda?' (Documentary);
[3:30PM] 'Bartleby' (Feature);
[5PM] 'Margarita Happy Hour' (Feature);
[6:40PM] 'Doppelganger' (Short);
[7PM] 'The Slaughter Rule' (Feature);
[9PM] 'The Crossing Guard' (Feature);
[11PM] 'Japon' (Feature);
[1:10AM] 'Stripped' (Documentary);
[1:30AM] 'Audition' (World Cinema);
[4:30AM] 'Sunrise Over Tiananmen Square' (Short);
[5:30AM] '7th Street' (Documentary). (ALL TIMES EDT)
TCM fills the night with more of the work of
Cecil B. DeMille.
[6am] 'Lili' (1953);
[7:30am] ; 'An American in Paris' (1951);
[9:30am] ; 'Singin' In The Rain' (1952);
[11:30am] ; 'Inside the Dream Factory' (1995);
[1pm] ; 'MGM: When the Lion Roars, Part I: The Lion Roars' (1992);
[3:15pm] ; 'MGM: When the Lion Roars, Part II: The Lion Reigns Supreme' (1992);
[5:30pm] ; 'MGM: When the Lion Roars, Part III: The Lion in Winter' (1992);
[8pm] 'Cecil B. DeMille: American Epic' (Part 2) (2004);
[9pm] 'The Crusades' (1935);
[11:30pm] 'Cecil B. DeMille: American Epic' (Part 2) (2004);
[12:30am] 'The King of Kings' (1927) SILENT ;
[2:30am] 'Dynamite' (1929)
[5am] 'The Affairs of Anatol' (1921) SILENT . (ALL TIMES EDT)
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