Bartcop Entertainment - Wednesday, 18 February, 2004
Wednesday
18 February, 2004
(Updated Daily)
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Issue #93
Disinfotainment Today
By Michael Dare
Issue #93
is brought to you by
Deportee
by
Woody Guthrie
The crops are all in and the peaches are rotting
The oranges piled up in their creosote dumps
You're flying 'em back to the Mexican border
To spend all their money to wade back again
Goodbye to my Juan, goodbye Rosalita
Adios mis amigos Jesus y Marie
You won't have a name when you ride the big airplane
All they will call you will be...
deportees
Some of us are illegal, and others not wanted
Our work contracts up and we have to move on
600 miles to that Mexican border
They chase us like outlaws, like rustlers, like thieves
Goodbye to my Juan, goodbye Rosalita
Adios mis amigos Jesus y Marie
You won't have a name when you ride the big airplane
All they will call you will be...
deportees
The skyplane caught fire over Los Gatos canyon
A fireball of lightning, shook all our hills
Who are all these friends who are scattered like dry leaves?
The radio said they were just...
deportees
Goodbye to my Juan, goodbye Rosalita
Adios mis amigos Jesus y Marie
You won't have a name when you ride the big airplane
All they will call you will be...
deportees
Gallery from Hell
No, it's not a satire (or Drew Barrymore).
I Feel So Much Safer Now
Mr. Conspiracy Says...
The New World Order is something we're inheriting. There's nothing we can do about it. Since it will soon be possible to actually control the entire planet earth, it will inevitably happen. If it can happen, it will happen. You know that. Everyone knows that. It's like Everest. Actually controlling the world is a crown that will be won because it's a crown that exists. Past putzes who tried to rule the world, from Napoleon to Pinky and the Brain, were madman because ruling the world was technologically impossible (and the Brain was just a cartoon). Present day putzes who want to rule the world are realists. They know it can genuinely go down. One person can rule the world. It's going to be done. Someone's going to do it. You know what the putzes are thinking. Might as well be me.
A lot of the New World Order is already in place. If you think they're not smart enough to think several moves ahead, you're thinking wrong. They've got it figured out. There's a place on earth for everyone, and if you don't like it, there's a place for you too.
In the New World Order there's a place where people are free. It's called Denmark. Anyone who wants to be free can go to Denmark. In the New World Order there's a place where people like to fight for their freedoms more than they like to exercise them. It's called the United States. C'mon in.
If you want to control the world, you've got to reconcile the four quarters of the world and make them manageable. The quarters are more than physical: there's one left, one right, one up, one down, one communist, one capitalist, one civilized, one uncivilized, one educated, one illiterate, one white, one not so.
Once the east/west battle is won, half the work of creating a New World order is done. Past western leaders tried to reconcile with the east by focusing on communism. They thought politically more than corporately and economically. Now that the corporations completely control the United States government, all negotiations with foreign countries are treated more like skilled corporate take-overs with a touch of Mafioso tactics than with any sense of tact or diplomacy. It's the ultimate hostile take-over.
The east wasn't beaten by the west, it was absorbed by it. Present day capitalism not only contains elements of communism but of czarism. It's a perfect common meeting ground. The east/west geo-political war is over and capitalism has beaten communism hands down. Anyone who thinks that the planet earth may some day turn communist is probably being paid to do so.
Next is the north/south battle and that's what we're watching - the world-wide triumph of northern-hemisphere civilization with all its flaws over southern-hemisphere tribalism with all it's glory. And the New World Order is using the same tactics against the south they used against the east. Do we let 'em in or not? Of course we let 'em in, otherwise they'll revolt and there are a lot of them. (For the finest collection of photos of people sneaking in the border, go
here.) Just as east/west pay schedules were reconciled, so north/south pay schedules must be reconciled. The northern-hemisphere isn't overcoming southern-hemisphere tribalism, it's absorbing it. Us vs. them equals our tribe vs. their tribe. Every battle is a battle for the PLANET, not just the small patch of physical turf where the lines are drawn.
Once north and south are reconciled, and it'll take a big boom to do it, the New World Order will be in place and one man, only one, will actually rule the world. Are you for him or against him?
Match the Headlines from One Single Day at CNN-QuickNews
1. Caucus day arrives 2. Deadly blast 3. Powell remembers 4. Police stop plane, arrest 5. Bomb threat delayed 6. No survivors in 7. Pakistani nuke
8. Israel considers 9. Libya nukes 10. Delta bomb threat was 11. Solid gains for 12. Panthers, Patriots head to 13. Fitzgerald will be 14. Gyms serve up
15. U.S. challenges 16. Women buy 17. Web cam watchers help 18. 'Polly' comes along and tops 19. Film producer Stark, 20. Interview with presidential hopeful |
A. at Baghdad safe zone checkpoint
B. in Iowa
C. murder suspect
D. Super Bowl
E. MLK's dream F. box office G. Hoax H. Japan stocks I. passengers fingerprinted J. eligible to enter NFL Draft K. global obesity report L. Lake Erie plane crash M. changing barrier route N. injured woman O. scientists quizzed P. discoverer of Streisand, dead Q. U.N. takes lead R. private chefs, food advice S. more tech than men T. John Kerry |
Answers: 1-B, 2-A, 3-E, 4-C, 5-I, 6-L, 7-O, 8-M, 9-Q, 10-G, 11-H, 12-D, 13-J, 14-R, 15-K, 16-S, 17-N, 18-F, 19-P, 20-T.
Belated Christmas Gift From Hell
Can't find a hooker with a heart of gold?
How about a heart of a light bulb?
Scumbags of the Week
"I would argue strenuously that it should be taken out on the expenditure side."
-
Alan Greenspan, who wants Bush's tax cuts for the rich to be permanent, explaining that he would cover the $1 trillion price by trimming future benefits in Social Security and other entitlement programs -
"Senators
Orrin Hatch (R-UT) and
Dianne Feinstein (D-CA) have introduced the Gang Prevention and Effective Deterrence Act of 2003 (
S. 1735), a measure that includes dangerous provisions that would expand the use of the death penalty to additional crimes and create additional federal 'gang' crimes that lack clear definition.
"Under this proposed legislation, people could be convicted and sentenced to death for ill-defined illegal 'participation' in a 'gang,' which could be as few as three people. The law's loose definitions and expansion of the death penalty would increase the probability that people are wrongly convicted and possibly even executed.
"This legislation creates new 'gang' crimes for groups of people as few as three people and could be used to convict people of a felony for crimes other people commit. People could be given felony convictions for hanging out with people who later go out and commit a crime."
Bush Administration Admits it Can Change Space and Time
By claiming that the current recession
started under Clinton, the Bush administration has admitted that it can change space and time. "Everything is just the way we say it is," claimed Bush. "All current information that we spew, true or false, takes precedent over any and all past contradictions," he continued. "The way I say it happened is the way it always happened."
The White House would not deny that it is creating an alternative universe where everyone believes the opposite of reality. "Throw a little reality their way and it bounces right back," said Karl Rove. "If we say it was raining that night, it was raining that night. Who are you going to believe, us or the weatherman? I'll have the punk fired who disagrees with our predictions."
"There is no alternate reality," said professional grouch Michael Moore. "What is he taking? He can't change reality just by saying differently. There are archives. Does he think we're stupid? He's multi-maniacal." Moore's new book, "What Really Happened, What's Really Happening, and What's Going to Happen" is going to clear up the whole mess.
Video from Hell
If this were a TV show instead of a newsletter, I'd just show this to you, but until then I must insist you go somewhere else to look at Sumo Florist. Proof once again that there's a fine line between head-in-the-clouds and mind-in-the-gutter.
Don't Take My Word For It
"Chance is always powerful. Let your hook be always cast; in the pool where you least expect it, there will be a fish."
- Ovid -
"Grandiosity, rigidity, and intolerance of ambiguity, and a tendency to obsess about things are among the traits associated with the dry drunk. The dry drunk quits drinking, but his or her obsession with the bottle is often replaced with other obsessions."
"My son died for absolutely nothing."
"Forget law. No more legal papers, or rights. Forget truth. The claim that either Afghanistan, or Iraq declared war on the U.S. is absurd. The U.S. chose to attack both nations, from one end to the other, violating their sovereignty and changing their 'regimes,' summarily executing thousands of men, women and children in the process. At least 40,000 defenseless people in Iraq have been killed by U.S. violence since the latest aggression began in earnest in March 2003 starting with its celebrated, high tech, terrorist 'Shock and Awe' and continuing until now with 25, or more, U.S. raids daily causing mounting deaths and injuries.
"All this death-dealing aggression has occurred during a period, Mr. Bush boasts, of 'over two years without an attack on American soil.' The U.S. is guilty of pure aggression, arbitrary repression and false portrayal of the nature and purpose of its violence.
"President Bush's brutish mentality is revealed in his condemnations of the 'killers' and 'thugs in Iraq' 'who ran away from our troops in battle.' U.S. military expenditures and technology threaten and impoverish life on the planet. Any army that sought to stand up against U.S. air power and weapons of mass destruction in open battle would be annihilated. This is what President Bush seeks when he says 'Bring 'em on.'
"If Qaddafi 'correctly judged his country would be better off, and far more secure, without weapons of mass murder,' why would the United States not be better off, and far more secure, if it eliminated all its vast stores of nuclear weapons? Is not the greatest danger from nuclear proliferation today without question President Bush's violations of the Non Proliferation (NPT), ABM and Nuclear Test Ban treaties by continuing programs for strategic nuclear weapons, failing to negotiate in good faith to achieve 'nuclear disarmament' after more than thirty years and development of a new generation of nuclear weapons, small 'tactical' weapons of mass murder, which he would use in a minute? Has he not threatened to use existing strategic nuclear weapons? The failure of the 'nuclear weapon State Party(s)' to the NPT to work in good faith to achieve "nuclear disarmament these past 36 years is the reason the world is still confronted with the threat of nuclear war and proliferation.
- Ramsey Clark's
letter to Kofi Annan concerning Bush's State of the Union speech -
"Government is not reason. Government is not eloquence. It is force, and like fire it is a dangerous servant and a fearful Master"
- George Washington -
"As you approach a town to attack it, first offer its people terms for peace. If they accept your terms and open the gates to you, then all the people inside will serve you in forced labor. But if they refuse to make peace and prepare to fight, you must attack the town. When the LORD your God hands it over to you, kill every man in the town. But you may keep for yourselves all the women, children, livestock, and other plunder. You may enjoy the spoils of your enemies that the LORD your God has given you. But these instructions apply only to distant towns, not to the towns of nations nearby.
"As for the towns of the nations the LORD your God is giving you as a special possession, destroy every living thing in them. You must completely destroy the Hittites, Amorites, Canaanites, Perizzites, Hivites, and Jebusites, just as the LORD your God has commanded you. This will keep the people of the land from teaching you their detestable customs in the worship of their gods, which would cause you to sin deeply against the LORD your God."
- Deuteronomy 20:10-18 -
"Instead of threatening our trading 'partners' with tariffs and sanctions, threaten the multinational corporations who are setting up shop in countries that allow the wholesale theft of American intellectual property. If IBM wants to move a million programming jobs to India, that's fine. But if India doesn't respect the intellectual property rights of our imports, then why should the US respect the intellectual property rights of companies who use Indian labor to produce goods for export? You want to program your software in India? Fine. The price for doing so is that your copyrights, patents, and trademarks become unenforceable in the US. Anything IBM makes in India can be copied for free, and if IBM doesn't like it, they can damn well program the code somewhere else. If China wants to turn a blind eye to manufactures who produce counterfeit goods, so be it. But if Levi Strauss wants to set up a blue jeans factory there, then the Levi trademark falls into the public domain. Were this to become US policy, the outsourcing of US jobs to nations that steal US intellectual property would dry up faster than you can say 'Most Favored Nation Status.'"
"No man in this country is so high that he is above the law. No officer of the law may set that law at defiance with impunity. All the officers of the government, from the highest to the lowest, are creatures of the law, and are bound to obey it. Courts of justice are established, not only to decide upon the controverted rights of the citizens as against each other, but also upon rights in controversy between them and the government. Under our system the people . . . are the sovereign."
- Justice Samuel F. Miller: Supreme Court of the United States, United States v. Lee, 1882 -
"The Department of State has notified elections supervisors that touchscreen ballots don't have to be included during manual recounts because there is no question about how voters intended to vote. While touchscreen ballot images can be printed, there is no need and elections supervisors aren't authorized to do so..."
"In general, the art of government consists of taking as much money as possible from one party of the citizens to give to the other."
- Voltaire (1764) -
"Government is the great fiction, through which everybody endeavors to live at the expense of everybody else."
- Frederic Bastiat -
"We contend that for a nation to try to tax itself into prosperity is like a man standing in a bucket and trying to lift himself up by the handle."
- Winston Churchill -
"There is no distinctly native American criminal class save Congress."
- Mark Twain -
"I've spent more time cleaning up latrines than he did flying."
"To the fervent proponents of ruthless corporate capitalism I say: make a millionaire CEO live as a poor sweatshop worker in Indonesia for one month and then ask him about the merits of the world economic system."
- Vassilis Epaminondou -
"It should be unnecessary to point out that massive terrorism is a standard device of powerful states. Some cases are not even controversial. Take the US war against Nicaragua, leaving tens of thousands dead and the country in ruins. Nicaragua appealed to the world court, which condemned the US for international terrorism ('the unlawful use of force'), ordering it to desist and pay substantial reparations. The US responded to the court ruling by sharply escalating the war, and vetoing a security council resolution calling on all states to observe international law. The escalation included official orders to attack 'soft targets' -- undefended civilian targets, like agricultural collectives and health clinics -- and to avoid the Nicaraguan army. The terrorists were able to carry out these instructions, thanks to the complete control of Nicaraguan air space by the US and the advanced communications equipment provided to them by their supervisors."
- Noam Chomsky -
"They are having a panel look into the intelligence failures in Iraq. But the findings from this panel will not be issued until after the election. President Bush says the commission can go off and report back in a year, you know, the same way it works in the Texas National Guard."
- Bill Maher -
"Only puny secrets need protection. Big discoveries are protected by public incredulity."
- Marshall McLuhan -
"The parable of those who take protectors other than Allah is that of the spider, who builds to itself a house; but truly the flimsiest of houses is the spider's web; if they but knew."
- Quran 29:41 -
"PATRIOTISM, n. 1) The inability to distinguish between the government and one's "country"; 2) A highly praiseworthy virtue characterized by the desire to dominate and kill; 3) A feeling of exultation experienced when contemplating heaps of charred "enemy" corpses; 4) The first, last, and perennial refuge of scoundrels.
"PATRIOT, n. A dangerous tool of the powers that be. A herd member who compensates for lack of self-respect by identifying with an abstraction. An enemy of individual freedom. A fancier of the rich, satisfying flavor of boot leather."
- The American Heretic's Dictionary -
"There is an aspect to political activism that involves an incredible sense of urgency, people thinking, 'I absolutely know what is right,' and spirituality advocates that people step back, reflect, and approach the world with a sense of mystery--that maybe they don't know exactly what is right. This is a good quality to bring into activism, to look at some of the deeper issues that way."
- Starhawk: anarchist witch -
"Agricultural technology is built on the assumption that world hunger is caused by a scarcity of food and a lack of technology, and that therefore new technologies are needed to produce more food for the world's growing population. However, hunger is caused not by scarcity, but by free market economic policies that undermine food security and local self-reliance and create a system of institutionalized economic justice. These policies, whose effects are worsened by economic globalization, allocate food not to the needy, but to oligopolistic global markets where one dollar equals one vote. Agro-biotechnology will only exacerbate this situation."
- Carmelo Ruiz: Winners and Losers in the Biotechnology Revolution -
"Organization, far from creating authority, is the only cure for it and the only means whereby each of us will get used to taking an active and conscious part in collective work, and cease being passive instruments in the hands of leaders."
- Errico Malatesta -
"The whole history of progress of human liberty shows that all concessions yet made to her august claims have been born of earnest struggle. If there is no struggle there is no progress.
"Those who profess to favor freedom, and yet deprecate agitation, are men who want crops without plowing up the ground, they want rain without thunder and lightning, they want the ocean without the awful roar of its many waters.
"This struggle may be a moral one; or it may be a physical one; or it may be both moral and physical; but it must be a struggle. Power concedes nothing without a demand. It never did and it never will.
"Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them, and these will continue till they are resisted..."
- Frederick Douglass (1857) -
"Gays are not oppressed on a whim, but because of the specific need of capitalism for the nuclear family. The nuclear family, as the primary -- and inexpensive -- provider and carer for the workforce, fulfilled in the nineteenth century and still fulfills an important need for capitalism. Alternative sexualities represent a threat to the family model because they provide an alternative role model for people. Gays are going to be in the front line of attack whenever capitalism wants to reinforce family values.
- Louise Tierney, "Looking to the Future" -
"[T]here are reformist strategies that waste the energies of women, that raise expectations of great change, and that are misleading and alienating because they cannot deliver the goods. The best (or worst) example is electoral politics. Some socialists (beguiled by the notion of gradualism) fall for that one. Anarchists know better. You cannot liberate yourself by non-liberatory means; you cannot elect a new set of politicians (no matter how sisterly) to run the same old corrupt institutions -- which in turn run you.
- Carol Ehrlich: Socialism, Anarchism, and Feminism -
"It is not enough for a handful of experts to attempt the solution of a problem, to solve it and then to apply it. The restriction of knowledge to an elite group destroys the spirit of society and leads to its intellectual impoverishment."
- Albert Einstein -
"Reality is something you rise above."
- Liza Minnelli -
"It is agreed, in this country, that if a man can arrange his religion so that it perfectly satisfies his conscience, it is not incumbent on him to care whether the arrangement is satisfactory to anyone else or not."
- Mark Twain -
"Kites rise highest against the wind - not with it."
- Sir Winston Churchill -
"Governments are instituted among Men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed, -- That whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these ends, It is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new Government, Laying its foundation on such principles and organizing its powers in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their Safety and Happiness."
"But when a long train of abuses and usurpations, pursuing invariably the same Object evinces a design to reduce them under absolute Despotism, it is their right, it is their duty, to throw off such Government, and to provide new Guards for their future security."
- that pesky old Declaration of Independence -
"Whereas recognition of the inherent dignity and of the equal and inalienable rights of all members of the human family is the foundation of freedom, justice and peace in the world,
"Whereas disregard and contempt for human rights have resulted in barbarous acts which have outraged the conscience of mankind, and the advent of a world in which human beings shall enjoy freedom of speech and belief and freedom from fear and want has been proclaimed as the highest aspiration of the common people,
"Whereas it is essential, if man is not to be compelled to have recourse, as a last resort, to rebellion against tyranny and oppression, that human rights should be protected by the rule of law,
"Whereas it is essential to promote the development of friendly relations between nations,
"Whereas the peoples of the United Nations have in the Charter reaffirmed their faith in fundamental human rights, in the dignity and worth of the human person and in the equal rights of men and women and have determined to promote social progress and better standards of life in larger freedom,
"Whereas Member States have pledged themselves to achieve, in co-operation with the United Nations, the promotion of universal respect for and observance of human rights and fundamental freedoms,
"Whereas a common understanding of these rights and freedoms is of the greatest importance for the full realization of this pledge,
"The people are the ultimate guardians of their own liberties. In every government on earth is some trace of human weakness, some germ of corruption and degeneracy. Every government degenerates when trusted to the rulers of the people alone."
- Thomas Jefferson -
"In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move."
- Douglas Adams -
Everything Else
That picture of John Kerry with Jane Fonda is a fake and shows a total lack of imagination. I want to see the fake photos of John Kerry fucking JFK.
A new world order isn't really such a bad idea. It's just the idea of a BAD new world order that's a bad idea. But a GOOD new world order? That's a good idea.
Surely you've got something better to do than join this
lively discussion of conspiracy theories of 9/11, unless you like lots of pictures and videos that seem to prove that everything you know is wrong.
Don't let this happen to you
or my PayPal account won't donate to ME.
Acknowledgment
dIsInFoTaInMeNt ToDaY is free and may be reproduced in any form. It consists of information from dozens of sources, cut up, thrown in the air, and recycled randomly. It is sent all over the place, so I apologize if you're seeing the same thing twice. If you see a joke, graphic, or news item that came from or through you, thanks, send more, and please accept the fact that much of dIsInFoTaInMeNt ToDaY is unacknowledgeable, and if I sought permission from everyone whose bastardized material showed up here, I'd never get anything else done. Please note that I don't even put my own name on it. If you're still pissed off, hey, it's either satire or fair use.
Thanks,
Satan
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'Best of TBH Politoons'
Thanks, again, Tim!
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He's Been Busy!
The Worried Shrimp
The Worried Shrimp
Have crayon, will scribble
Ideas and Critiques are welcomed
Toonreviews
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from Mark
Another Bumpersticker
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And The Winners Are…
2003 Koufax Awards
For the second year in a row, the Koufax Award for Best Blog goes to Atrios of
Eschaton.
For the rest, 2003 Koufax Awards—And The Winners Are…
Avedon's The Sideshow also gets a mention in the 'Most
Deserving of Wider Recognition' category.
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Selected Readings
from that Mad Cat, JD
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In The Chaos Household
Last Night
Overcast but warm. Hoping for rain.
The kid finally decided his science project will involve prisms and light.
With NBC sucking program-wise, gotta wonder why they're trying to kill off 'Scrubs'?
Got a nice note from Sister Constance Craving, Mistress of Propaganda from the San Francisco Order of
The Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence, Inc, a mighty fine organization. Made my day.
Tonight, Wednesday, CBS starts the night with '60 Minutes II', followed by a FRESH 'The King Of Queens', then a
RERUN 'Raymond', followed by '48 Hours'.
Scheduled on a FRESH Dave are Ashley Judd and Ben Harper.
Scheduled on a FRESH Craiggers are John Cleese, Portia de Rossi, and Sebastian.
NBC opens the night with a RERUN of last Thursday's 'Trump Atrocity', followed by a FRESH 'West Wing' (starts
1 minute before the top of the hour), then a FRESH 'Law & Order' (starts 1 minute before the top of the hour).
Scheduled on a FRESH Jay are Jennifer Love Hewitt, Bill O'Reilly, and Michael McDonald.
Scheduled on a FRESH Conan are Omar Epps and B.J. Novak.
Scheduled on a FRESH Carson Daly are Rob Schneider, Samaire Armstrong, and Melissa Etheridge.
ABC begins the night with a FRESH 'My Wife & Kids', followed by a FRESH 'It's All Relative', then a FRESH
'Bachelorette', followed by a FRESH 'Celebrity Mole: Yucatan'.
Scheduled on a FRESH Jimmy Kimmel are Hot coal walker Darren Griffith.
The WB offers a FRESH 'Smallville', followed by a FRESH 'Angel'.
Faux has a FRESH 'That 70s Show', followed by a FRESH 'American Idol', then a FRESH 'The O.C.'.
UPN has a FRESH 'Enterprise', followed by a RERUN of last night's 'America's Next Top Model'.
A&E has 'American Justice', 'Biography' (the Princesses of Monaco, Caroline & Stephanie), 'American Justice', and 'Angel Of Death'.
AMC offers the movie 'Morituri', followed by the movie 'The Halls Of Montezuma', then the movie 'Castle Keep'.
BBC -
[6pm] 'BBC World News';
[6:30pm] 'Cash in the Attic' - Sweet;
[7pm] 'House Invaders' - Botley;
[7:30pm] 'Changing Rooms' - Camberwell;
[8pm] 'The Life Laundry' - Haslemere;
[8:30pm] 'House Doctor' - Episode 6;
[9pm] 'My Hero' - Wedding;
[9:40pm] 'Keeping Up Appearances' - Episode 7;
[10:20pm] 'Keeping Up Appearances' - Episode 8;
[11pm] 'The Life Laundry' - Haslemere;
[11:30pm] 'House Doctor' - Episode 6;
[12am] 'My Hero' - Wedding;
[12:40am] 'Keeping Up Appearances' - Episode 7;
[1:20am] 'Keeping Up Appearances' - Episode 8;
[2am] 'House Invaders' - Botley;
[2:30am] 'Changing Rooms' - Camberwell;
[3am] 'My Hero' - Wedding;
[3:40am] 'Keeping Up Appearances' - Episode 7;
[4:20am] 'Keeping Up Appearances' - Episode 8;
[5am] 'The Life Laundry' - Haslemere;
[5:30am] 'House Doctor' - Episode 6; and
[6am] 'BBC World News'. (ALL TIMES EST)
Bravo has 'The West Wing', followed by the movie 'Good Will Hunting', then 'West Wing', and the movie 'Good Will Hunting', again.
CINEMAX - 'Horns & Halos' - 8pm/est - ONE TIME ONLY - NO REPEATS
Comedy Central has 'MAD TV', 'Trigger Happy TV', 'Insomniac', 'Soth Park', another 'South Park', and 'Chappelle's Show'.
On a RERUN Jon Stewart it's TBA.
History has 'Car Tech Of The Future', 'Modern Marvels', another 'Modern Marvels', and still another 'Modern Marvels'.
SciFi has the movie 'What Dreams May Come', followed by the movie 'The Witches Of Eastwick'.
TCM - Day 18 of '31 Days of Oscar™', where every movie is either an Oscar™ winner or nominee.
A favorite quote from today's line-up - :
"You'd be surprised how many kings are only a queen with a mustache." - Hans Christian Andersen (Danny Kaye)
[6am] 'Hans Christian Andersen' (1952);
[8am] 'Kind Lady' (1951);
[9:30am] 'Merry Widow' (1952);
[11:30am] 'Some Came Running' (1958);
[2pm] 'Brigadoon' (1954);
[4pm] 'The Band Wagon' (1953);
[6pm] 'Adventures of Don Juan' (1949);
[8pm] 'Dick Tracy' (1990);
[10pm] 'The Man Who Would Be King' (1975);
[12:30am] 'Flower Drum Song' (1961);
[3am] 'Executive Suite' (1954);
[4:45am] 'Indiscretion Of An American Wife' (1954) [AKA: 'Stazione Termini'] . (ALL TIMES EST)
Thursday - 02/19
TCM - Day 19 of '31 Days of Oscar™', where every movie is either an Oscar™ winner or nominee, with the added bonus of 3 from Alfred Hitchcock, and 1 with a dream sequence by
Salvador Dalí
[6am] 'The Green Years' (1946);
[8:15am] 'Juarez' (1939);
[10:30am] 'Exodus' (1960);
[2pm] 'Ride The Pink Horse' (1947);
[3:45pm] 'Foreign Correspondent' (1940);
[6pm] 'Notorious' (1946);
[8pm] 'The Story of G.I. Joe' (1945);
[10pm] 'Fiddler on the Roof' (1971);
[1:30am] 'The Big Sky' (1952);
[4am] 'Spellbound' (1945). (ALL TIMES EST)
Anyone have any opinions?
Or reviews?
(See below for addresses)
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U.S. singers Gwen Stefani (R), Alicia Keys (2R) and Missy Elliott (L) perform on stage at the Brit Awards in London, February 17, 2004.
Photo by Stephen Hird
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The Information One-Stop
Moose & Squirrel
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Wrote Book on Politics
Janeane Garofalo
Janeane Garofalo, the comedian and political activist, is taking her message to the bookstores.
"For Those About to Salute, We Will Rock You," a collection of political essays, is scheduled to come out this fall.
"The book is like Susan Sontag meets The Onion, but not. ... I just wish it were like that," Garofalo said in statement released Tuesday by her publisher, Simon & Schuster.
Garofalo, a leading opponent of the U.S.-led invasion of Iraq, is focusing her book on "the abuse of power in finance; the state of our national consciousness; the failures of the Bush administration; and the upcoming presidential election," according to Simon & Schuster.
Janeane Garofalo
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Cancelled
'Angel'
The WB has done what no vampire slayer could: It killed "Angel," the do-gooder bloodsucker with a soul.
WB network executives announced their cancellation decision earlier than usual to give series creator Joss Whedon, who spun off the supernatural comedy-thriller from "Buffy the Vampire Slayer," a chance to prepare for a grand finale.
Whedon, who overhauled the show with new cast members and story structure after barely avoiding cancellation last season, said he was "heartbroken."
'Angel'
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Handler Robert Smigel holds Triumph the Insult Comic Dog outside a taping of the Conan O'Brien show in Toronto, Thursday, February 12, 2004. Nearly a week after U.S. late-night TV celebrity O'Brien caused a Canadian political controversy, the aftershocks are being felt in newspaper columns, Internet chat rooms and the American media. Even CNN and the New York Times have picked up on the incident in which a comedy sketch with Triumph poked nasty fun at French Canadians.
Photo by David Lucas
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Historical First
Boris Pasternak
The entire works of Russian writer Boris Pasternak, author of "Doctor Zhivago" -- which was banned by the Soviet authorities for 30 years -- are to be published in his home country for the first time, publishers said.
The first two of 11 volumes of Pasternak's works, including poems written between 1912 and 1959, have already been published by Slovo publishers.
The nine others will come out before February next year to mark the 115th anniversary of the writer's birth, his son Yevgeny Pasternak told AFP.
Pasternak was banned in 1958 from the Union of Soviet Writers after receiving the Nobel prize for literature for his novel "Doctor Zhivago", a love story set against the Russian revolution.
Boris Pasternak
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Brings the Blues to the People
B.B. King
Guitarist B.B. King says blues music doesn't get much airplay on radio stations, so he continues to bring it to the people with 200 shows a year.
"My fun is usually nights on stage, watching the people," said King, 78. "I pay attention to them and how they respond to the music. That's my biggest fun when I see the people out there enjoying themselves."
"Nobody sounds as terrible as I do," he said in a telephone interview from Jackson, Wyo. "Some people warm up before a show, but I never have. I get scared before I go on stage. I'm just a regular old guy."
B.B. King
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Saddles Up for 'Mister Ed' Remake
Sherman Hemsley
Sherman Hemsley of "The Jeffersons" fame is lending his voice to the title character in Fox's updated version of "Mister Ed."
Hemsley joins David Alan Basche, who was previously tapped to play Wilbur Post, and Sherilyn Fenn, tapped as Wilbur's wife. "Mister Ed" is a remake of the 1960s talking-horse sitcom in which the equine title character has an urban sensibility.
Sherman Hemsley
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UNICEF goodwill ambassador, entertainer Harry Belafonte, waves to Kihumbuini primary school children in Nairobi Tuesday Feb. 17, 2004. Belafonte is visiting Kenya as the UNICEF celebrates 50 years of its goodwill ambassador program.
Photo by Khalil Senosi
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Arrest Warrant Dismissed
Courtney Love
A judge threw out an arrest warrant for rocker Courtney Love on Tuesday after she appeared for a court hearing.
Superior Court Judge Lisa Hart Cole dismissed the warrant Tuesday and ordered Love back to court on March 16 for a preliminary hearing.
The sometimes outspoken Love, 39, was reserved in court and only said, "Yes, ma'am," when the judge asked if she would agree to the date.
Courtney Love
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Acts Lined Up
New Orleans Jazz and Heritage Festival
Harry Connick, Jr., Lenny Kravitz, Smokey Robinson, Branford Marsalis, Bonnie Raitt, Ray Charles, Dave Brubeck and B.B. King are among scores of acts — some widely known, others with small but faithful followings — set for this year's New Orleans Jazz and Heritage Festival.
Others set for appearances during the festival's 35th anniversary run — from Friday, April 23 through Sunday, May 2 — include the Neville Brothers, Shaggy, Emmylou Harris, the Steve Miller Band and Irma Thomas.
New Orleans Jazz and Heritage Festival
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Baby News
Marina LeBlanc
Matt LeBlanc, 36, and his wife, Melissa, welcomed the arrival of the couple's first child Feb. 8, according to People.com. The little girl is called Marina.
The couple married in May. Melissa has two children from a previous marriage.
Marina LeBlanc
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From ABC To CNN To MSGOP
Rick Kaplan
Former CNN chief Rick Kaplan was hired Tuesday to run MSNBC, the perennially last-place cable news network that has spent much of its history struggling to find an identity.
Kaplan replaces Erik Sorenson, MSNBC's general manager since 1998, who has been reassigned to long-term projects at NBC News.
MSNBC has never lived up to its promise since being created by NBC News and Microsoft in 1996. It has been eclipsed as a competitor to CNN by Fox News Channel, which began the same year.
Last year MSNBC hired conservative radio talk-show host Michael Savage for a weekend program, then fired him for anti-gay comments barely four months into the job.
Rick Kaplan
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Hometown Won't Name Street In After Him
Brian Jones
An English town where the late Rolling Stones guitarist Brian Jones was born has dropped a plan to name a street after him, due to opposition from upscale homeowners.
On Tuesday night, the Cheltenham Borough Council voted unanimously to change the proposed name. Jones, who died in 1969 at age 27, was born and is buried in Cheltenham.
Brian Jones
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A letter written by David Livingstone on May 25, 1859, center, is displayed among other historical documents at Christie's in London on Tuesday, Feb. 17, 2004. The letter will be sold at Christie's forthcoming auction of manuscripts and books from the collection of Quentin Keynes. The letter, which requests urgent provisions from passing ships, was placed in a bottle and left in the sand at the mouth of the Zambesi River. Keynes, the great grandson of Charles Darwin, spent 60 years collecting manuscripts and rare books. The auction of travel and history books and 20th century literature will be offered in three sales over two days, April 7 and 8, 2004.
Photo by Rebecca Reid
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Buying Muppets
Disney
The Walt Disney Co. said Tuesday it will buy the Muppets characters, including Kermit, Miss Piggy and others, as well as the Bear in the Big Blue House franchise from The Jim Henson Co.
Financial terms of the deal were not disclosed. The deal culminates a decades-long pursuit of the Muppets by Disney, which came close to acquiring the characters in 1990. The deal fell apart shortly after the death of company founder Jim Henson. The company then was bought by German media company EM.TV, which sold it back to the Henson family last year.
The deal includes a four-year consulting arrangement with the Jim Henson Co. to provide strategic advice on the use of the characters and a three-year production deal to develop movies, television shows and other projects using the characters.
Disney
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Warns Users Not to 'Shake It'
Polaroid
Outkast fans like to "shake it like a Polaroid picture," but the instant camera maker is warning consumers that taking the advice of the hip-hop stars could ruin your snapshots.
In the "answers" section on the Polaroid Web site, () the company says that shaking photos, which once helped them to dry, is not necessary since the modern version of Polaroid film dries behind a clear plastic window.
The image "never touches air, so shaking or waving has no effect," the company said on its Web site.
Polaroid
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Hopes to See Gibson Movie
Pickles' Pick
First lady Laura 'Pickles' Bush said on Tuesday she would like to see Mel Gibson's controversial film about the final hours of Jesus Christ, which Jewish leaders have condemned as an anti-Semitic portrayal of the crucifixion story.
"I think it sounds very interesting and I'd like to see it," the first lady told reporters while visiting a high school in Bentonville, Arkansas. She had been asked if she planned to see the film.
Resident Bush, who faces a reelection vote in November, has long courted Christian conservatives as a key element of his political base.
Pickles' Pick
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Moves Near Interstate
James Dean Gallery
Officials hope a gallery of James Dean memorabilia will become the centerpiece of new development near Interstate 69.
The James Dean Memorial Gallery is moving from the movie star's hometown of Fairmount to an area near I-69 in hopes of attracting more visitors. About 10,000 people visit the gallery each year, and curator David Loehr expects that to increase to as many as 50,000.
The gallery chronicles the life of the star of "Rebel Without a Cause," who died in a 1955 car crash at 24. The new museum, about 50 miles southwest of Fort Wayne, also will house a 35-seat theater and a research library.
James Dean Gallery
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Sues 531 More File-Sharers
Recording Industry Association of America
The U.S. music industry on Tuesday sued 531 more people for online copyright infringement using a method known as the "John Doe" litigation process because their names are not yet known.
The Recording Industry Association of America, which cites digital piracy as a big factor behind a three-year slump in CD sales, said it filed five separate lawsuits against 531 users of undisclosed Internet Service Providers.
The trade group filed four similar suits against 532 illegal file-shares in January.
Recording Industry Association of America
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Won't Let Song Be Used for Ad
Cash Family
Advertising writers in Florida were planning to pitch hemorrhoid-relief products with a commercial featuring the Johnny Cash classic "Ring of Fire," but Cash's family said there's no way they will let it happen.
The hit was written by Cash's wife, June Carter Cash, and Merle Kilgore, who now is Hank Williams Jr.'s manager. Both Johnny Cash and June Carter Cash died in 2003.
Kilgore said at first he thought the idea was funny, and that he often joked about hemorrhoids onstage whenever he'd introduce Ring of Fire.
"He (Merle) started talking about this moronic tie-in without talking to any of us," Cash's daughter, Rosanne, told the Tennessean. "The song is about the transformative power of love and that's what it has always meant to me and that's what it will always mean to the Cash children."
Kilgore said it was not his intention to upset the family.
Cash Family
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Interrupts Classes at Iowa State
Flasher
Three classes at Iowa State University - two of them in the past two weeks - have been interrupted by a man who flashed students and then ran.
A man wearing nothing but a trench coat, a Richard Nixon mask and tennis shoes entered a class auditorium Friday just as a meteorology exam began, said freshman Erik Triggs.
The man opened his trench coat, danced around and ran from one door to the other while yelling, Triggs said.
The previous incident happened Feb. 10 when a man fitting the same description interrupted a sociology class, said Brent Bruton, a sociology professor.
Flasher
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In Memory
Jan Miner
Jan Miner, a New York stage actress who gained fame as Madge, the manicurist in Palmolive television ads, died Sunday. She was 86.
Miner had been in failing health and died at the Bethel Health Care Facility, her agent, Michael Thomas, told The New York Times.
From the 1940s to the 1980s, Miner appeared on and off Broadway and in productions in St. Louis, New Haven and Stratford. She also appeared in radio programs, including a leading role in "Boston Blackie" — a series in the late 1940s.
She appeared in repertory productions at the American Shakespeare Festival in Stratford for six seasons and in films and television plays and series.
Miner won her most widespread attention in Palmolive commercials, praising the gentleness of its dish detergent to a customer surprised to find her hands soaking in it. She played the character for 27 years.
Jan Miner
Jan Miner also starred in the movie
'Lenny' (1974), as Sally Marr, Lenny's mother.
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A pair of bald eagles rest on a tree branch Wednesday, Jan. 21, 2004, on the Skagit River near Rockport, Wash. Although no longer a biologically threatened species, it's taking the federal government longer than usual to get bald eagles off the endangered species list.
Photo by Ted S. Warren
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