'TBH Politoons'
Thanks, again, Tim!
Weekly Review
HARPER'S WEEKLY REVIEW
January 28, 2003
United Nations weapons inspectors presented their interim
report on Iraq's compliance with Security Council resolution
1441. Hans Blix, one of the chief inspectors, complained
that Iraq had failed to provide important information about
its weapons programs.
Mohamed ElBaradei, the head of the
International Atomic Energy Agency, said that his inspectors
had found no evidence that Iraq has restarted its
nuclear-weapons program.
"Is Iraq complying, yes or no? If
the answer is only partially yes," said White House
spokesman Ari Fleischer, "then the answer is no."
Bush
Administration officials were very upset over France and
Germany's latest statements condemning America's war plans
and their continued unwillingness to support an American
invasion of Iraq.
Secretary of State Colin Powell was said
to be "incandescent" with rage at the new opposition, which
took him by surprise and has purportedly undermined his
position among President Bush's advisers.
Donald Rumsfeld,
the secretary of defense, dismissed France and Germany, and
said they were part of "old Europe." "We're nearing the end
of the long road," Rumsfeld said.
Rumors were circulating
among defense analysts that the Pentagon was preparing to
use nuclear "bunker busters" in the invasion of Iraq.
resident Bush gave a speech touting his economic-stimulus
package at a trucking company in St. Louis; behind him was a
printed canvas backdrop of shipping boxes displaying large
"Made in America" labels; before him was a stack of real
boxes that were made in China -- though somebody, allegedly
an "overzealous volunteer," had taped over all the "Made in
China" labels.
resident Bush said that watching Saddam
Hussein was like watching "a rerun of a bad movie."
Reporters asked the resident when he planned to attack
Iraq. "I will let you know," he replied, "when the time has
come."
Continued at www.harpers.org/weekly-review
-- Roger D. Hodge
Reader Comment
Re: Wetten Dass?
I lived and attended university in Germany for six years. I spoke nothing but German for six years. So let me correct this reader comment:
" Das (one 's') is the neuter article 'the' or the neuter pronoun 'it'.
Dass (double 's') means 'that', as is Dass ist das Maedchen mit die goldene Haar. "
Actually, "das" also means "that," as in, "That's the girl with the golden hair." His German is incorrect; it should read "Das ist das Maedchen mit dem goldenen Haar."
"Dass," with ss (the ss is actually written as the symbol "ß") means "that" used to introduce a subordinate clause, as in "Wetten, dass er fuenf Wuerstchen in 30 Sekunden essen kann?" (I'll bet you that he can eat five sausages in 30 seconds).
"Wetten dass?" means roughly, "I'll bet you that...." as in "I'll bet you that he can eat five hot dogs in 30 seconds." I've seen the show, and that's pretty much the kind of
stunts that they do, with people betting on whether or not the person accomplishes their chosen task.
~~ Nancy E
Vielen, vielen dank', Nancy!
He's Been Busy Again!
The Worried Shrimp
Reader Comment
Getting 'Yahoo'd'
Today when I loaded your page the loading bar only went halfway and stopped as it has lately. I went "fuck!!!!" and continued to go ahead and read what I could. While I was finding out who
went to hell this week, the dreaded white "unable to locate server" page popped up. I hit my "back" button, and damn if it didn't return to your page and the loading bar completed it's path
to the end. I'm thinking "cool" and continued my journey thru hell. I clicked on one of the links and when I returned the loading bar stopped halfway again and the page ended "prematurely".
This has only happened to me with your page and just started lately so I don't think the problem is on my end, but then again it is the male who takes the blame in these situations.
Peace,
~~ Steve B
Thanks for the 'head's up', Steve. The last couple of weeks I've been having some interesting conversations with Yahoo, and I'm beginning to get the idea it may be time to look to house
the site elsewhere. If I give up sleep altogether, might have it worked out sooner, rather than later.
However, sleep is currently my favorite 'drug', and there is one hell of a party this weekend that must be attended!
Regardless, there are changes a-foot - and as that 'other' Martha would say - "And that's a good thing."
In The Chaos Household
Last Night
Was 'Outer Limits' foggy this morning. Like the Tule fog skipped a couple of valleys and settled here.
The lack of humidity has everyone itching, so bought some new soap with aloe in it. Damn stuff reeks of rotting apples - or at least that's what it smells like to me.
'February Sweeps' officially begin Thursday! One more day. ; )
Tonight, Wednesday, CBS opens the evening with a FRESH 'Star Search', then '60 Minutes II', and a FRESH
'Presidio Med', which was cancelled today. (For more, scroll down).
On a RERUN Dave (from 12/17/02), are Drew Barrymore and Rod Stewart.
Scheduled on a FRESH Craiggers is Rick Schroeder.
NBC has a FRESH made-for-tv movie 'War Stories', followed by a RERUN 'Law & Order'.
Scheduled on a FRESH Jay are Dennis Miller, Santana, and Michelle Branch.
Scheduled on a FRESH Conan are Peter Falk, Bridget Moynahan, and Chuck Barris.
Scheduled on a FRESH Carson Daly are Horatio Sanz and Morcheeba.
ABC offers up a FRESH 'My Wife & Kids', then a 90-minute version of 'Bachelorette', followed by a
FRESH 'Celebrity Mole: Hawaii'.
The WB has a FRESH 'Dawson's Creek', and a FRESH 'Angel'.
Faux has a FRESH 'That 70's Show', then a 90-minute version of 'American Idol'.
UPN has a FRESH 'Enterprise', and a FRESH 'Twilight Zone'.
Susan McDougall guests on 'Larry '7 Wives' King' on CNN. Gotta remember to call dear old Dad - he'll want to have tape rolling.
Anyone have any opinions?
Or reviews?
(See below for addresses)
Japanese monkeys bathe in a hot spring at a Japan Monkey Park located in a valley in Shigakogen, central Japan January 23, 2003. There are about 300 monkeys in the park. An official at the park said
on Thursday the park is the only place in the world where monkeys bathe in hot springs.
Photo by Kimimasa Mayama
Deny Special Handling of 'Idol' Contestant
Marines
The United States Marine Corps on Monday denied it that it had kept an enlisted Marine from being sent to the Middle East so that he could sing on the hit Fox reality show "American Idol."
Lance Cpl. Joshua Gracin, appearing in baggy jeans and a sweater, wowed the judges on last Wednesday's episode of "Idol" with a crisp salute and a strong performance. He is set to appear on this Wednesday's episode in which the 32 semi-finalists will be chosen.
In a statement, the Marine Corps said Gracin's unit was scheduled to remain at Camp Pendleton near San Diego and had not been set to go to the Middle East as part of a military buildup ahead of a possible U.S. war with Iraq.
"The Marine Corps sees the recruiting value of Gracin's appearance before a national audience, appreciates the level of talent the Marine possesses, and recognizes the benefits of allowing him to continue competing on the program," Camp
Pendleton said in a statement on Monday.
A spokeswoman in the public affairs office at Camp Pendleton declined to say how many Marines from the base had been deployed to the Middle East, saying that figure had not been made public. She said the base has 32,000 military personnel in total.
Marines
Sun Valley Vacation
Jenna Bush
Vacationers in Sun Valley, Idaho, can expect a little more commotion than usual during spring break. First daughter Jenna Bush and her frat-boy beau, Cooper Minnis, are going to
spend time off from the University of Texas there, reports
firsttwins.com Web site. Minnis, who's from Atlanta, and Jenna will be joining Minnis' older brother, who's going to
teach her how to snowboard, no doubt while the Secret Service watches from the sidelines.
Jenna Bush
The Information One-Stop
Moose & Squirrel
Honored in Ireland
John Huston
A university in Ireland has announced plans to name a film school after the late Hollywood screen director John Huston in tribute to his close links with the country.
The National University of Ireland in Galway said the Huston Film School would be dedicated to the memory of the movie legend who made his home in the west of Ireland in the 1950s and drew inspiration for many of his films from the surrounding area.
Huston, who made more than 50 films in a career spanning 60 years before he died in 1987, will be the subject of a gala banquet in Los Angeles in May to raise scholarship funds for the school which will open its doors to students this autumn.
His actress daughter Anjelica said the project "recognizes the deep relationships that bind Ireland and California, both past and present. "St. Cleran's was a major part of our family's life," she said, referring to the 19th
century country-house inn in Galway that was once the family home.
John Huston
In this handout picture made available Tuesday, Jan. 28, 2003, the Royal Navy type 42 destroyer HMS York, right, is dwarfed by a giant waterspout in the Mediterranean Sea on Monday Jan. 27, 2003, in this photo made from
the destroyer HMS Edinburgh which was about four miles away. Lt. Commander Simon Bedding, the Weapons Engineering Officer from HMS Edinburgh who took the picture said, 'It was very dramatic. The skies darkened and we had
a terrific hailstorm, with thunder and lightning. A first tornado was followed by three more tornados, drawing up humidity and showing themselves as white waterspouts.'
Photo by Simon Bedding
Wins Sweden Polar Prize
Keith Jarrett
American pianist Keith Jarrett was named the winner Tuesday of the $117,000 Polar Music Prize for his ability "to effortlessly cross boundaries in the world of music."
The award was founded in 1989 by Stig Anderson, manager of Swedish pop group ABBA, through a donation to the Royal Swedish Academy of Music.
Jarrett was the first musician to win the award solo. It has been split between pop artists and classical musicians.
Born in Allentown, Pa., in 1945, Jarrett toured the world as a pianist with the Charles Lloyd Quartet in the late 1960s and early 1970s. He also toured with Miles Davis' electric fusion group.
Last year's winners were South African singer Miriam Makeba and Russian composer Sofia Gubaidulina.
Keith Jarrett
Polar Music Prize Web site
Unlikely Link to Nebraska
'Jeopardy'
Each time "Jeopardy!" host Alex Trebek reads a clue that mentions Nebraska — and it's fairly often — he teases some staffers after the show.
"They keep trying to slip in Nebraska clues that nobody else knows anything about," Trebek said, "like: `Where did Henry Fonda and Marlon Brando's mother go to school?'"
Alex, what is Omaha Central High School?
That's the school executive producer Harry Friedman and senior producer Gary Johnson attended in the 1960s. Johnson also is the head writer — and mostly to blame for all the Nebraska clues.
Also from the state: associate segment producer Stewart Hoke and longtime writer Steve Tamerius.
Nebraska has been named in at least 68 clues in recent years, and many others have had obvious ties to the state even though it was not named.
"We know Nebraska, so we tend to write about it more than other states," Johnson said.
For more, 'Jeopardy'
www.jeopardy.com/
Oslen Twins Decide on Rensselaer
Mary-Kate & Ashley
In 2003, Rensselaer Polytechnic Institute, known for its excellence in engineering, will have two more reasons to boast.
Rensselaer Polytechnic Institute has had quite a few surprises over the last few years. In late 2000, President Shirley Ann Jackson accepted a one-hundred and thirty million dollar gift from an anonymous
donor. Later that year, the same donor increased the size of that gift to four-hundred and ninety million dollars. This fall, thanks in large part to those donations, the predominantly male student body
of RPI will be welcoming two gifted and talented actresses to the campus.
Mary-Kate Olsen and Ashley Olsen (known as "The Olsen Twins") have been accepted into a developmental program along with a small class of the nation's best and brightest nanotechnology engineers slated to
start in 2004. The twins are National Merit Scholars and each scored a perfect score of 1600 on their SATs.
Mary-Kate & Ashley
Baby News
Brandon Eric Williams
Barry Williams, who played oldest son Greg on the '70s sitcom "The Brady Bunch," is busy with one boy of his own.
Williams' wife, Eila, gave birth to Brandon Eric Williams on Friday, the actor's manager Anthony Anzaldo said Monday. The baby weighed 7 pounds, 7 1/2 ounces and was 20 inches long.
Williams, 48, recently released a single called "The Real Greg Brady," a parody of Eminem's hit "The Real Slim Shady." He's also appeared on such reality shows as "Celebrity Boxing," "Celebrity Fear Factor" and "Celebrity Boot Camp."
Brandon Eric Williams
In The Kitchen With BartCop & Friends
Cover of 'People en Espanol' Swimsuit Issue
Daisy Fuentes
The Spanish-language offshoot of People magazine plans to launch its first swimsuit issue with cover girl Daisy Fuentes in a pink polka-dot bikini.
The swimwear edition of People en Espanol will be on newsstands Feb. 3.
Fuentes, who was born in Cuba and grew up in Spain and New Jersey, offers health and beauty tips in the magazine.
Other photos will feature Brazilian singer Alexandre Pires, Mexican actress Edith Gonzalez, Puerto Rican singer Gisselle, Argentinean TV host Candela Ferro, Venezuelan actor Jorge Aravena and Cuban TV personality Pedro Moreno.
Daisy Fuentes
'Cumba', a Bengal tiger who was born in captivity, is seen at the National Nicaraguan Zoo in Managua, Nicaragua on Tuesday, Jan. 28, 2003.
Photo by Esteban Felix
Makes Another Cultural Donation
Johnny Carson
Former "Tonight Show" host Johnny Carson, one of the Nebraska's most famous sons, has given another substantial gift to a charity in his home state.
The former king of late-night television has donated $500,000 to the Nebraska Cultural Endowment, endowment President Bob Nefsky said Monday.
The money will be used to support the Nebraska Arts Council and the Nebraska Humanities Council, which provide funds for guest speakers, artists and educational exhibits throughout the state.
Carson's gift is the single largest cash contribution to the endowment's $5 million fund-raising campaign, which has raised about half its goal, Nefsky said.
Carson, who lives in Malibu, Calif., grew up in Norfolk and attended the University of Nebraska in Lincoln before getting his start in broadcasting at WOW radio in Omaha.
Johnny Carson
CBS Pulls Plug
'Presidio Med' & 'Queens Supreme'
Reality TV has claimed two more scripted victims: CBS' "Presidio Med" and "Queens Supreme."
In one swift move, the network on Monday ordered a second cycle of "Star Search" while killing "Presidio" and dethroning "Queens."
"Presidio Med" has averaged 7.2 million viewers after eight airings on Wednesday at 10 p.m. The drama shuts down production this week after completing 14 episodes, and its slot will occupied by "48 Hours Investigates."
"Queens" aired just three times on Fridays at 10 p.m., attracting 7.1 million viewers. The show had already wrapped production on all 13 episodes of its CBS order. Its slot will be filled with
a rotating wheel of "CSI," "CSI: Miami," "Without a Trace" and "48 Hours Investigates."
"Star Search," which airs its first tournament finale Feb. 6, will return with another batch of nine episodes on Wednesdays and Fridays at 8 p.m. starting Feb. 19. The return of "Star Search"
had been expected, given the show's strong performance -- particularly in young demos.
'Presidio Med' & 'Queens Supreme'
Christie Brinkley Concerned
Billy Joel
In the wake of Billy Joel's weekend car crash, ex-wife Christie Brinkley expressed concerns Tuesday about their teenage daughter riding in a car with him.
The 53-year-old singer plowed his 2002 Mercedes-Benz into a tree Saturday in the Hamptons. Joel, who was riding alone, had to be extricated from the vehicle and airlifted to Stony Brook University
Hospital, where he was treated and released the following morning.
In a statement released by her publicist, Brinkley, 48, commented on her ex-husband's driving and their 17-year-old daughter, Alexa Ray.
"The seat Alexa was sitting in only hours before this latest crash was completely decimated," Brinkley said. "I'm worried about Billy, but like any mother would be, I am alarmed and concerned about my
child's safety by this frightening pattern of accidents."
Brinkley's publicist would not comment further.
Joel and Brinkley were married in 1985. The couple divorced in 1994. Alexa Ray is the couple's only child together.
Billy Joel
Reduces Size of Its Board
Disney
Four longtime directors including Hollywood icon Sidney Poitier won't stand for re-election to the Disney board, officials said Monday. That means the Mouse House soon will have 13 directors,
following last month's appointment of former Seagram vice chairman Robert Matschullat as a 17th Disney director.
The board contraction is in line with the Burbank-based firm's campaign to make its corporate-governance practices more shareholder-friendly. Head Mouseketeer Michael Eisner secured the services
of corporate-governance consultant Ira Millstein last year amid creeping shareholder distrust on Wall Street.
The reduction of Disney's board size and a reshuffle of some committees is aimed at making governance more flexible and open. Also at the December board meeting, former U.S. senator and current
Disney board member George Mitchell was appointed to the newly created position of presiding director. Twice yearly he will run board meetings in the absence of corporate executives.
One of the departing directors -- architect Robert Stern -- was recently reclassified as a non-independent director because of architectural services he had provided for Eisner. But a Mouse
spokeswoman said she couldn't explain how it was determined which directors would be leaving the board.
Disney said its board will continue to work on other corporate-governance issues, including the formalizing of an Eisner succession plan.
Disney
Formerly 'The Vidiot'
New NBC Series
Rob Lowe
With his "West Wing" days over, Rob Lowe is finalizing a rich deal to star in and produce "Lyon's Den," a new NBC drama pilot under consideration for next fall.
The new project is described as an ensemble legal drama set in a mid-sized, century-old law firm. Lowe would play an idealistic attorney trying to make his mark on the world while
struggling to escape the shadow of his powerful father, a state senator.
As part of the deal, Lowe has secured a hefty penalty in case NBC does not pick up the project.
The actor earned about $75,000 per episode for his work on the "West Wing," and is expected to earn significantly more -- low six figures -- for "Lyon's Den," should the project go to series.
Rob Lowe
Locals dressed as Vikings prepare to march through the streets of Lerwick during the Up Helly Aa Festival on the island of Shetland in Scotland January 28, 2003. The Up Helly Aa festival, introduced by men returning
from the Napoleonic Wars of the early 19th century, takes place annually on the last Tuesday of January. The climax of the day comes with the participants, wearing costumes and bearing flaming torches, drag a Viking
galley through the streets of Lerwick to a designated point where it will be cermonially burnt.
Photo by Jeff J Mitchell
Turns 18 Today
Athina Roussel
Athina Roussel, granddaughter of the late Greek shipping tycoon Aristotle Onassis, becomes one of the world's richest people when she turns 18 Wednesday and inherits part of the family's multibillion-dollar fortune.
Roussel, the last direct descendant of Onassis, will get an estimated $2.7 billion in properties, companies, stock, artwork and a private jet.
The vast wealth amassed by Onassis during his rags-to-riches life includes cash deposits in 217 banks and the lush Ionian island of Skorpios. It is passed down to Roussel from her mother, Christina, who died in 1988.
Roussel is set to become even richer on her 21st birthday when she takes control of the Onassis Foundation and a further $2 billion.
On her birthday, she plans to meet with Swiss authorities and auditors from KPMG Fides auditors, the Swiss firm that has overseen the estate since 1999.
The Swiss weekly l'Illustre, which did not reveal its sources, said Roussel recently told her father she wanted to devote most of her wealth to charity projects and spend $20 million setting up a horse-breeding farm.
Athina Roussel
''Disney Undervalued by Market''
Michael Eisner
The Walt Disney Co.'s stock is oversold and undervalued just as the company is expected to return to strong growth in 2003 with an ABC network recovery and better theme park results, Chief Executive Michael Eisner told shareholders on Tuesday.
Eisner, in his annual letter to shareholders, repeated Disney's forecast for 25 percent to 35 percent earnings growth in 2003 and "continued strong growth in 2004" as investments in its theme parks and its ESPN cable franchise
pay off and as ratings of its ABC network bounce back from a "lousy" season.
Disney shares fell 21 percent in 2002, extending a three-year decline and taking the stock to its lowest since 1994, as it was hit by low ratings at ABC, a slump in travel that lowered its theme park traffic and questions
about the independence of its board. Its stock ended up 10 cents at $16.85.
Eisner, whose shareholder letters are known for a conversational tone, was blunt in sizing up two of the company's problems of the past year: weak ABC ratings in prime-time and "Treasure Planet," an epic cartoon that cost $140 million and flopped at the box office.
"After ... let's be frank, after a lousy 2001-20002 season, the new prime-time season is very encouraging," he said of ABC.
Eisner said "'Treasure Planet' never punched through in the crowded marketplace to get noticed. Either we mis-marketed it, the idea wasn't appealing, or the stars were not aligned. But one thing it did teach us: the
entertainment business is fickle. Failure is educational. It keeps one humble."
Michael Eisner
Moving Headquarters to Denver
Adelphia
Adelphia Communications Corp. will move its corporate headquarters to Denver, the bankrupt cable television operator's board decided Tuesday, dismaying the man who founded the company a half-century ago in rural north-central Pennsylvania.
Subject to approval by regulators and the U.S. Bankruptcy Court, the headquarters will move from Coudersport, Pa., to Denver by midyear, Adelphia spokesman Eric Andrus said.
"After 50 years of building the system with my brother and the family, it naturally saddens all of us, because we worked so hard to build the company," said John J. Rigas. "It's not an unexpected move, but it hurts."
Rigas, 78, who started the company in 1952, declined to comment Tuesday on the allegations of self-dealing and accounting irregularities that led to the company's bankruptcy and his departure as chairman and chief executive last year.
Around Coudersport, where Adelphia's rise from a local cable company to the nation's fifth largest cable provider brought unprecedented growth, the news was greeted sadly.
Adelphia said about 10 percent of its 14,000 employees work at the Coudersport operations center, and most would be unaffected.
Adelphia
Coming Up Short
Ouch
A patient has told of his horror when his penis was left shorter and disfigured after an operation to make it bigger.
The 47-year-old, referred to as Mr A, paid Harley Street surgeon Dr Ravi Kant Agarwal £3,250 to perform the technique, the GMC heard.
He was told his penis would be up to 3in longer and 90 per cent wider and his sex life would improve.
But problems started immediately after the operation, which was supposed to take an hour but lasted for three. Mr A said: "I went home to bed. I was in severe pain. My penis was
black, my scrotum was black, between my legs was black and the lower part of my buttocks was black. When I first looked at it, I virtually passed out with shock."
After three months the swelling had gone down, and his penis was half an inch shorter than before. The girth also returned to its previous size, Mr A said.
David Enoch, for the GMC, said the technique involved fat being taken from the stomach and thighs and injected into the shaft of the penis. "It hardly ever works," he added.
Dr Agarwal, of Stockport, Greater Manchester, denies serious professional misconduct. The case continues.
Ouch
Thanks, Beeelly!
Screen Actors Guild Awards
Nominees
Nominees for the 9th annual Screen Actors Guild Awards on March 19:
Movies:
Actor: Adrien Brody, "The Pianist"; Nicolas Cage, "Adaptation"; Daniel Day-Lewis, "Gangs of New York"; Richard Gere, "Chicago"; Jack Nicholson, "About Schmidt."
Actress: Salma Hayek, "Frida"; Nicole Kidman, "The Hours"; Diane Lane, "Unfaithful"; Julianne Moore, "Far From Heaven"; Renee Zellweger, "Chicago."
Supporting actor: Chris Cooper, "Adaptation"; Ed Harris, "The Hours"; Alfred Molina, "Frida"; Dennis Quaid, "Far From Heaven"; Christopher Walken, "Catch Me If You Can."
Supporting actress: Kathy Bates, "About Schmidt"; Julianne Moore, "The Hours"; Michelle Pfeiffer, "White Oleander"; Queen Latifah, "Chicago"; Catherine Zeta-Jones, "Chicago."
Cast performance: "Adaptation," "Chicago," "The Hours," "The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers," "My Big Fat Greek Wedding."
Television:
Actor in a TV movie or miniseries: Albert Finney, "The Gathering Storm," HBO; Brad Garrett, "Gleason," CBS; Sean Hayes, "Martin & Lewis," CBS; William H. Macy, "Door to Door," TNT; John Turturro, "Monday Night Mayhem," TNT.
Actress in a TV movie or miniseries: Kathy Bates, "My Sister's Keeper," CBS; Stockard Channing, "The Matthew Shepard Story," NBC; Helen Mirren, "Door to Door," TNT; Vanessa Redgrave, "The Gathering Storm," HBO; Uma Thurman, "Hysterical Blindness," HBO.
Actor in a drama series: Michael Chiklis, "The Shield," FX; James Gandolfini, "The Sopranos," HBO; Martin Sheen, "The West Wing," NBC; Kiefer Sutherland, "24," Fox; Treat Williams, "Everwood," WB.
Actress in a drama series: Lorraine Bracco, "The Sopranos," HBO; Amy Brenneman, "Judging Amy," CBS; Edie Falco, "The Sopranos," HBO; Allison Janney, "The West Wing," NBC; Lily Tomlin, "The West Wing," NBC.
Actor in a comedy series: Sean Hayes, "Will & Grace," NBC; Matt LeBlanc, "Friends," NBC; Bernie Mac, "The Bernie Mac Show," Fox; Ray Romano, "Everybody Loves Raymond," CBS; Tony Shalhoub, "Monk," USA.
Actress in a comedy series: Jennifer Aniston, "Friends," NBC; Kim Cattrall, "Sex and the City," HBO; Patricia Heaton, "Everybody Loves Raymond," CBS; Jane Kaczmarek, "Malcolm in the Middle," Fox; Megan Mullally, "Will & Grace," NBC.
Ensemble in a drama series: "24," Fox; "CSI: Crime Scene Investigation," CBS; "Six Feet Under," HBO; "The Sopranos," HBO; "The West Wing," NBC.
Ensemble in a comedy series: "Everybody Loves Raymond," CBS; "Frasier," NBC; "Friends," NBC; "Sex and the City," HBO; "Will & Grace," NBC.
Lifetime Achievement Award: Clint Eastwood
Screen Actors Guild Awards Nominees
South Korean children play with King Penquins on a frozen riverbank in Seoul, January 28, 2003. The city aquarium held an event on Tuesday to allow the penquins, which had been raised in captivity, to experience walking on fresh snow.
Photo by Hwang Jae-sung
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Critical Date Approaches
Nick's Crusade
