Bartcop Entertainment - Tuesday, 9 September, 2003

Tuesday

9 September, 2003

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Issue #70

Disinfotainment Today

By Michael Dare



Issue #70
is brought to you by

The War in Iraq

 
Mandatory Reading
 
[Michael Meacher] is not a back-bench maverick or a member of what the right-wing British press likes to refer to as the "loony left." On the contrary, he was the Labour Party's most experienced cabinet minister, having served in Parliament for 33 years, holding various cabinet posts going back to the Wilson and Callaghan administrations in the 1970s. He served in Blair's cabinet as environment minister for six years until he was removed in June amid the mounting crisis of the Labour government over the Iraq war. He played a prominent role in the negotiation of the Kyoto accords on the environment and was long considered a contender for the position of Labour Party leader. That someone with these political connections charges in print that elements within the U.S. administration knew that a terrorist attack was coming on September 11 and allowed it to happen to further their war plans represents an extremely dangerous development for the Bush White House. He speaks not just for himself. The thesis he advances is indicative of what is assumed and is being said behind the scenes among much wider circles within the sole major government to have backed Washington in its invasion of Iraq.
- Bill Vann -
 
Read Michael Meacher's This war on terrorism is bogus.
 
Fan Mail for "The Prisoner of Zion"
 
Sir,
 
    Mordechai Vanunu is a traitor and deserves what he got. Pollard is in American jail life in prison for much less important info that he provided to an ally who was suppose to get the information from the US but the US broke it's word and didn't provide the info.
    Israel has nuclear weapons and it scares the fuck out of all the anti-Israelis. What makes France or China more acceptable to people in possessing nuclear weapons than Israel. Does France need it for protection or does Israel?
    The BBC is a biased anti-Israeli lying scum! The gas story is total fabrication by the Palestinians which the BBC loves.
    The Web is amazing for passing both information and disinformation. And a lot of anti-Israel and anti-Semitic information. We just have to stay vigilant. Fuck the left! Fuck the BBC! Fuck the French! Fuck the Chinese! And most of all Fuck the Arabs! Now you know my sentiment.
 
Bitzy
 
Bitzy,
 
    Remember in Dr. Strangelove when the Soviet Ambassador first brings up the "doomsday device" and the President says something like "What's the point of such a weapon if you keep it a secret?"
    "The premiere was going to announce it next week," said the ambassador. "You know how he likes his little surprises."
    I would ask the same thing of Israel. Israel is completely surrounded by enemies who would like to destroy it. Israel having a nuclear deterrent is a GOOD thing, and I think even Vanunu would agree. If they didn't have a nuclear deterrent, they could get wiped off the map. Nobody disagrees with Israel's need to defend itself against Arab aggression.
    But for such a deterrent to work, the enemy has to know about it. Everyone knows now and the deterrent is working, but what on earth was the point of keeping it a secret 15 years ago? It made the Israeli nuclear program look offensive instead of defensive. Exactly what harm did Vanunu do? He let Israel's enemies know they'd better watch out. All he did was spoil Israel's little "surprise." Unless they had something more devious in mind.
 
MD
 
MD,
 
    You are wrong in your Dr. Strangelove analogy.
    Because Israel is the pariah state of the world, it needs the world to believe that it has nuclear weapons (this is for deterrence purposes), however it can not officially acknowledge the existence of these weapons, as the UN resolutions and the boycotts and sanctions that will be imposed on Israel by all the "loving left wing countries" such as freedom loving Cuba and all the "hateful right wing countries" such as Mayanmar and peace loving Pakistan etc. And the "self righteous countries" such as France and Belgium. All of which support a slimy autocratic bully terrorist like Yasser Arafat while denigrating a democratic country like Israel. Such misplaced morality that it is disgustingly unbelievable.
    There are 21 Arab countries plus the PA, 57 Moslem countries, over 100 third world countries under pressure by Arab oil and Moslem minorities, in addition you have some of the former Soviet Union countries and of course France and China.  Add to that the worldwide anti-Semitism that still exists today and Israel doesn't stand a chance if it admitted that it has nuclear weapons. It must let the world think and believe that it has these weapons as a deterrent but at the same time have plausible deniability for lack of proof.
 
Bitzy
 
Anyone want to respond to this?
 
BTW: Vanunu isn't the only one in an Israeli prison who doesn't belong there. Read the story of Daoud Dirawi.
 
What the Hell was I Thinking?
 
This is the cover of the new DVD of The Sure Thing, featuring a stunning shot of Nicollette Sheridan and a quote by me.
 
Okay, I was, in fact, the film critic for the L.A. Weekly, and I vaguely remember reviewing The Sure Thing, but I didn't remember THAT quote, so I dug out my archives. Hoo boy, is this one embarrassing. My editor must have been out of his mind to let me get away with it. The lead actress (Daphne Zuniga) reminded me of a girl I loved so I got a wee bit more personal than most critics ever get. Here, for the record, is my complete review, from the L.A. Weekly, 1985...
 
THE SURE THING
 
A gentle teenage comedy that's honest and low key, a delightful cross between It Happened One Night and what happened to me last week. John Cusack plays a young Ivy-leaguer traveling across the country to meet the "sure thing" dream date a buddy has promised is waiting for him in California. Along the way he is forced to become the traveling companion of the uptight English major he has worshipped both from afar and up close (they sat next to each other in class the preceding term). She can't stand him. That doesn't cause him too much pain at first because he has his Sure Thing dream date to look forward to, but as the story progresses and their travels get them in and out of a variety of entertaining scrapes, he forgets the object of his dreams and sets about courting the reality at hand. Rob Reiner's direction is subtle and precise as it was on Spinal Tap, and he gives us a host of standout supporting characters and performances (such as those by Garry Goodrow and Larry Hankin) that almost deserve films of their own. I must confess though, it is impossible for me to be objective about the romance in this movie. Daphne Zuniga is such a perfect embodiment of a certain type of Eastern college girl - smart and passionate and impossibly cool - that it was all too easy to identify her with the girl of my dreams (Rachel will you marry me), so that tears were streaming down my face and this film gets my unapologetic nomination for Greatest Film Ever Made. At least it would be wonderful to believe, as this film so winningly suggests, that all it takes to win the heart of an impossible dreamgirl is to be unflappably cute, persistent...and to be accidentally right at her side at precisely the moment she needs you the most."
 
And just for the record, here's what I said about "Barbarian Queen." Let me know if you see it on the DVD cover.
 
"One of the great lost films of Paul Lynde. Just kidding. This film is neither great nor lost, but grating it and losing it isn't a bad idea."
 
Oh man, I've started and I can't stop. Weird reading yourself from almost 20 years ago. Here are some other quick quotes you won't be reading on any DVDs...
 
Raging Bull
"Biography of an idiot who likes to get punched in the face."
 
Sophie's Choice
"After three hours of character development, the film doesn't end happily for anyone concerned but the projectionist."
 
Hog Wild
"The first film rated PG that sucks more than Deep Throat."
 
Deathwish II
"The strongest argument against gun control I've ever seen. Everyone involved in this production deserves to be shot."
 
Herbie Goes Bananas
"Some day when they defrost Walt Disney from his cryogenic tomb, he'll see this film and jump right back in the freezer."
 
Gas
"Not very funny, but only compared to every other comedy ever made."
 
The Seduction
"Morgan Fairchild is Vogue on the outside and vague on the inside."
 
The House on Sorority Row
"Anyone who's got nothing better to do than see this picture still shouldn't see it."
 
Krull
"A film of utterable horror and bearable tension."
 
Treasure of the Four Crowns
"The first 3-D film with no depth and bad breadth."
 
Lonely Lady
"The only scene in which Pia Zadora is the least bit convincing is the one in which she's catatonic."
 
Yor
"No matter how this film was financed, it was a negative pickup deal."
 
Hercules
"I came home and watched a National Geographic special on elephants that had better acting than this."
 
Warning!
 
Aw, Fuck it, Go Ahead and Masturbate
 
 I Feel So Much Safer Now
 
Researchers horrified to find they had used a mislabeled bottle in an experiment retracted their findings on Friday, saying they had failed to show the drug Ecstasy can cause a certain pattern of brain damage.
 
"Klump was not in prison for murder, rape, drugs or any of the common offenses against society. His offense was one that astounded the most hardened and cynical of the criminals in the penal complex where he is housed. Klump's 'crime' boiled down to 'trespassing' cows on Bureau of Land Management property in Arizona's Dos Cabezas Mountains."
- J. Zane Walley: Has Wally Klump Failed The Law, Or Has The Law Failed Wally? 70-year-old rancher in prison for grazing cattle on government allotments -
 
Robot from Hell
Meet the Snakebot
 
Mr. Conspiracy Says...
 
Don't tell me you actually believe the UN headquarters in Baghdad was blown up by a bomb in a blue truck? The raw video footage tells an entirely different story.
 
Don't Take My Word For It
 
"The lesson of the hour is that while property is good, life is better; that while possessions are valuable, life is without price. Because life is sacred, we realize today the indivisible oneness of human welfare. These women and these men will have died in vain unless we today highly resolve that my brothers wrong is my wrong. I am not merely the keeper of my brother and sister, but the justice-dealing brother to all men and women in God's world."
- Rabbi Steven S. Wise: March 26, 1911, Remarks at a meeting the day after a fire at the Triangle Shirtwaist Factory killed 146 workers, mostly young immigrant women. Quoted in Rabbi and Minister: The Friendship of Stephen S. Wise and John Haynes Homes by Carl Hermann Voss (1964) -
 
"While no intelligent person would be satisfied with limiting his reading ability to the first grade level, many smart people etch into rock the emotionality of a childish faith. This  certainly explains the behavior of John Ashcroft. He also is a very smart individual whose spiritual growth is stunted by infantile emotional experiences. Had Justice Moore allowed his faith to grow beyond a childish level, he would be able to study the Bible intelligently and prudently. As it is, the content of the Justice's faith is frozen like a 10,000 year old mammoth in Siberia."
- John Brand: No Backing Down -
 
"It takes a village to raise a village idiot."
- Cooper Wiseman -
 
"Everywhere is not everywhere; it is just called everywhere."
- Hui-k'ung: The Pocket Zen Reader -
 
"The trouble is we're fool enough to think we're missing something if we don't spend each day nit-picking our minds. We think were losing chances. Life's little opportunities are passing us by. We forget our real ideas just occur to us out of the blue. One day you'll be sitting down doing something else and it strikes you. Why don't I do that? It's so clear you set to work immediately. There's nothing about it that's come of dwelling on discontentment. You let your thoughts push you around for nothing if you think it'll result in eventual inspiration."
- Joel Biroco: Slow Volcano -
 
"I am angry that so many of the sons of the powerful and well-placed...managed to wrangle slots in Reserve and National Guard units. Of the many tragedies of Vietnam, this raw class discrimination strikes me as the most damaging to the ideal that all Americans are created equal and owe equal allegiance to their country."
- Colin Powell from his autobiography -
 
"I stood inside and looked to where the men must have been standing, towards the apartment houses the other way. I could not find impacts on the concrete paths or on the facing walls that would suggest that there was a two-way firefight here. Whatever happened here was one-sided, a wall of fire unleashed at a building packed with sleeping families. Further examination shows powder burns where door locks had been shot off and splintered wood where the doors had been kicked in. All the evidence was that this was a raid that - like so many before it - went horribly wrong."
 
"After one look at this planet any visitor from outer space would say 'I want to see the manager.'"
- William S. Burroughs -
 
"Anger is the real destroyer of our good human qualities; an enemy with a weapon cannot destroy these qualities, but anger can. Anger is our real enemy."
- His Holiness the Dalai Lama -
 
"Mr. Bush has done things in my name, and yours, which repulse me. I have no doubt that Saddam Hussein's two sons needed to be brought to justice. But I was disgusted that my country gave sponsor to the notion of showing their dead faces on television, as though that might reassure the Iraqis. This was the modern international equivalent of brutal tribes placing their conquered foes heads on a spike in the town square."
 
"There are only two ways to live your life. One as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as though everything is a miracle."
- Albert Einstein -
 
"Iraqgate may go down in history as the greatest justice or injustice that has ever been committed by mankind, depending on whether the investigation is allowed to proceed. Iraqgate is about an unjustified and unjustifiable, illegal act of violence against a sovereign nation, outside the auspices of the existing forum of law, an act in which many thousands of civilians were slaughtered. Iraqgate is about cooking the facts to present a causus belli when none existed. Iraqgate is about the governments of the USA, UK, Portugal, Spain, Poland and Australia, lying to their institutions, to their people, quoting falsities as fact, presenting forgeries and hearsay as evidence, or supporting those who did so, their leaders showing qualities as fishwives, not statesmen. Iraqgate is about the manifest disregard for the proper channels of international law and diplomacy by the perpetrators of this act of evil, these war crimes, this alarm signal which heralds the turning point between real freedom and democracy and the first signs of a renaissance of fascism on a global scale."
- Timothy Bancroft-Hinchey: Iraqgate now -
 
"There is no activity in the cosmos more unvarying, more predictable than the rate at which uranium turns into lead. That's a good thing. If the universal clock was based upon the rate at which novelty turns into routine, we might never show up at the dentist on time."
- Tom Robbins: Villa Incognito -
"When a man has taken a bride, he shall not go out with the army or be assigned to it for any purpose; he shall be exempt for one year for the sake of his household, to give happiness to the woman he has married."
- Parashah (24:5) -
 
"Your own words are the bricks and mortar of the dreams you want to realize. Your words are the greatest power you have. The words you choose and the use establish the life you experience."
- Sonia Croquette -
 
"The best craftsman always leaves holes and gaps in the works of the poem so that something that is not in the poem can creep, crawl, flash, or thunder in. The joy and function of poetry is, and was, the celebration of man, which is also the celebration of God."
- Dylan Thomas -
 
"Bush is counting on his assault on Iraq and his continued exploitation of the 9/11 attacks to help him become the first president to serve two full terms of office by winning only one election."
 
"Honestly, I think we should just trust our president in every decision that he makes and we should just support that, you know, and be faithful in what happens."
 
"Work like you don't need the money...Love like you've never been hurt...Dance like there's nobody watching."
- Satchel Paige -
 
Satan Doesn't Want You to Know
 
How to remove stains...
 
Alcohol: Quickly soak in water or glycerin, then rinse in vinegar and water.
Blood: Cold water, vigorously applied. If its dry, peroxide.
Butter: Grease solvent, rubbed in hard, followed by a one-hour soak in heavy detergent before washing.
Coffee: Club soda or cold water.
Gum: Peanut butter and orange oil cleaners will dissolve it.
Ink: A dollop of hairspray, scrubbed with a toothbrush, then laundered.
Ketchup: Cold water and dish detergent, if caught fresh.
Kool-Aid: Water, if its fresh. Bleach, if the fabric is white.
Sweat: Soak in white vinegar.
Lipstick: Orange oil cleaners rubbed in.
Pencil: Needs a heavy-rinse detergent, agitated, then ammonia, agitated. Repeat as needed.
 
Everything Else

This transcript of a phone call between Dan Benham and Ron Supinski of the Public Information Department of the San Francisco Federal Reserve Bank will convince you to take your savings out of a bank and put it in your mattress.
 
Here's a lovely memo to Bush: While you were on vacation.
 
 

Contact George W. Bush - president@whitehouse.gov
Contact Saddam Hussein - press@uruklink.net (might bounce)
Contact Kim Jong Il - eng-info@kcna.co.jp
Contact Jacques Chirac - france-presse@un.int
Contact the Pope - accreditamenti@pressva.va
Embassy of France in the US: 202-944-6000
German Embassy in the US: 202-298-4000
Embassy of the Russian Federation: 202-298-5700
Embassy of the People's Republic of China: 202-328-2500
White House switchboard: (202) 456-1414
Contact your Senator -
http://www.senate.gov/senators/senator_by_state.cfm
Contact your Representative -
http://www.house.gov/house/MemberWWW.html
House and Senate switchboard: (202) 224-3121
Links to Central Government Agencies - http://www.firstgov.gov/
 
 
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Reader Request

'Poetry Attack'

A message from a friend in Buenos Aires, where even a used book of poetry is an expensive and precious commodity.

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"On September 11 a poetry attack will take place in different countries around the world. We invite anyone who is interested to leave their house on this day with a book, dedicated to an unknown, and to leave this book in a park, a cafe, a means of public transportation, a public place, so that this book will be found as a gift.

So that the person who finds the book won't just think it was an accident, we urge you to write a dedication in the book, something like this:


Dear Unknown Person,
This book that you have in your hands is not lost, it has been deliberately left for YOU to find and read. This action forms a part of a series of POETRY ATTACKS that are being performed in different countries of the world. I invite you to perform your own POETRY ATTACK with this or another book. All you have to do is write a dedication like this in your book and leave it in a public place, so that someone else will find it."



If people in the Southern Hemisphere can liberate a book of poems or other writing on September 11, so can we. And for those who don't own a poetry book, or want to be more creative, how about just a single poem, randomly left in a public place with a dedication to whoever finds it?

Saludos,

Lisa


What a fabulous idea!
Lisa's very proud Mom sent this.
Thanks, Viv!

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Selected Readings

from that Mad Cat, JD

CHIMP BOY FINDS WMD

WARREN WAVES GOODBYE

THE POODLE PLUMMETS

SUCK A FREEDOM FRY AND CALL ME IN THE MORNING

BUCK FUSH

ROCKY MOUNTAIN NAZIS

RIGHT WING FASCISTS SAY: FUCK CHILDREN

THE VICIOUS BUNCH

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from Mark

Another Bumpersticker

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Fresh - Today

The Wall Street Poet

The Bush Administration Asks The UN For Help

A year ago we had a dream,
To great heights weıd ascend.
Weıd start a Middle Eastern war,
All troubles there weıd end.

The areaıs old theocrats
Would welcome freedomıs bell,
Theyıd all become good democrats,
Saddam would run like hell.

Palestinians would deal,
Terrorists would fade away,
A quick victory weıd garner,
Usher in a bright new day.

Oh itıs true, old friends, you warned us,
"This is foolish," you exclaimed.
And our reasoning, you stated,
Was deficient, nay, hare-brained.

But the worldıs one superpower,
Such advice can just eschew.
Thatıs exactly how we played it,
Now, however, we need you.

Occupationıs kind of costly,
It could make our people fret.
So weıd like some of your money
To reduce our deficit.

And, oh yes, your soldiers, too,
May be called upon to die.
To pursue our noble visions
Casualties are sometimes high.

Why, you say, should you now help
With this nasty bailout?
When we played the shoot-up cowboy,
Played the bully, played the lout?

The answer is quite simple
Youıll accept this backup role,
For unless you come and save our butt,
The worldıs sucked down this hole.


© 2003
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In The Chaos Household

Last Night

Weather has cooled off nicely.

Way too big page today.



Tonight, Tuesday, CBS opens the evening with a FRESH 'Big Brother 4', followed by a FRESH 'Cupid', then a RERUN 'Judging Amy'.
Scheduled on a FRESH Dave are Salma Hayek, Chris Elliott, and Rick Derringer.
Scheduled on a FRESH Craiggers are Willie Mays, Jordan Ladd, and Black Rebel Motorcycle Club.

NBC starts the night with the Series Premiere of 'Whoopi', followed by the Series Premiere of 'Happy Family', then a RERUN 'Frasier', followed by a RERUN 'Good Morning, Miami', then a RERUN 'Law & Order: Special Victims Unit'.
Scheduled on a FRESH Jay are Dennis Miller, former POW Shoshana Johnson, and Wilco.
On a RERUN Conan are John Cusack, Regina Hall, and the White Stripes.  (RERUNs all week)
Scheduled on a FRESH Carson Daly are Sam Rockwell, Wilmer Valderrama, and Patrick Park.

ABC begins the night with a RERUN '8 Simple Rules', followed by a RERUN 'Jim', then another RERUN 'Jim', followed by a RERUN 'Less Than Perfect', then a RERUN 'NYPD Blue'.
Scheduled on a FRESH Jimmy Kimmel are Seth Green, the world's smartest dog, and Taking Back Sunday.

The WB offers a RERUN 'Gilmore Girls', followed by a RERUN 'Smallville'.

Faux has a FRESH 'Performing Ass...', followed by a FRESH 'The O.C.'.

UPN has a RERUN 'One On One', followed by another RERUN 'One On One', then a RERUN 'UPN's Funky Flubs'.

A&E has 'Biography' (Calvin Klein), 'MI-5', and 'Cold Case Files'.

AMC has the movie 'Breakfast At Tiffany's', followed by the movie 'Charade', then the movie 'To Catch A Thief'.

BBC  -    [6pm] 'BBC World News';    [6:30pm] 'Talking Movies' - September 4 - 9, 2003;    [7pm] 'Ground Force' - Longney, Gloucestershire;    [7:30pm] 'Changing Rooms' - Hitchin;    [8pm] 'Changing Rooms' - Chertsey;    [8:30pm] 'Changing Rooms' - Ripley Castle;    [9pm] 'Ground Force America' - Atlanta;    [10pm] 'Ground Force America' - Sarasota;    [11pm] 'So Graham Norton' - Trinny and Susannah;    [11:30pm] 'So Graham Norton' - Jane Leeves;    [12am] 'Ground Force America' - Atlanta;    [1am] 'Ground Force America' - Sarasota;    [2am] 'Changing Rooms' - Chertsey;    [2:30am] 'Changing Rooms' - Ripley Castle;    [3am] 'So Graham Norton' - Trinny and Susannah;    [3:30am] 'So Graham Norton' - Jane Leeves;    [4am] 'Ground Force America' - Atlanta;    [5am] 'Ground Force America' - Sarasota;    and   [6am] 'BBC World News'.    (ALL TIMES EDT)

Bravo has 'West Wing', 'Queer Eye', 'Reality Of Reality', another 'Queer Eye', and another 'West Wing'.

Scheduled on a FRESH Jon Stewart is Al Franken.

History has 'Modern Marvels', 'Deep Sea Detectives', 'Tactical To Practical', and 'Scrapyard Scavenger'.

SciFi has 'UFOs: Above & Beyond', 'UFOs Top Secret', 'UFOs: Best Evidence', and 'Connection'.

TCM is musical by day, then celebrates the always fabulous Rita Hayworth at night.
[6am] 'Little Nellie Kelly' (1940);    [8am] 'Panama Hattie' (1942);    [9:30am] 'Best Foot Forward' (1943) [11:30am] 'DuBarry Was A Lady' (1943) [1:30pm] 'Yolanda And The Thief' (1945) [3:30pm] 'Ziegfeld Follies' (1946) [5:30pm] 'Words And Music' (1948) [8pm] 'Rita' (2003);    [9pm] 'Gilda' (1946);    [11pm] 'Rita' (2003);    [12am] 'The Lady From Shanghai' (1948);    [1:30am] 'You'll Never Get Rich' (1941);    [3am] 'Separate Tables' (1958);    and   [5am] 'Affectionately Yours' (1941).    (ALL TIMES EDT)


Wednesday  -  9/10

TCM celebrates James Mason on Wednesday nights in September.
[6:30am] 'A Girl, a Guy, and a Gob' (1941);    [8:30am] 'Obliging Young Lady' (1941);    [10am] 'Parachute Battalion' (1942);    [11:30am] 'Powder Town' (1942);    [1pm] 'Fighter Squadron' (1948);    [3pm] 'D.O.A.' (1950);    [4:30pm] 'The Hitch-Hiker' (1953);    [6pm] 'The Rack' (1956);    [8pm] 'Cry Terror' (1958);    [10pm] 'Lolita' (1962);    [12:45am] 'Mayerling' (1968);    [3am] 'Hotel Reserve' (1946);    and   [4:30am] 'The Arnelo Affair' (1947).    (ALL TIMES EDT)



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Nude Anti-globalization protesters lie down to spell 'No A La OMC' (No To The WTO) during a protest against the upcoming WTO meeting in Cancun, Mexico, Monday, Sept. 8, 2003.
Photo by Jaime Puebla

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The Information One-Stop

Moose & Squirrel

Moose & Squirrel Information One-Stop

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Set for Democratic Fund-Raiser

Kelly Ripa

Talk show host Kelly Ripa will head to her home state this week for a seafood dinner expected to raise more than $700,000 for Camden County Democrats.

The fund-raiser also is expected to benefit someone she holds particularly dear: Her father, Joe Ripa, who is running for county freeholder.

The dinner Wednesday at the Tavistock Country Club will include lobster, crab cakes, shrimp, clams and oysters. Democratic supporters at the 16th annual Seafood Gala will pay $850 per plate.

Kelly Ripa

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Open European Tour in Sweden

Dixie Chicks

The last time the Dixie Chicks were in Europe, their politics got them in trouble with radio stations back in the United States.

But at the start of their European concert tour in Stockholm, the Texas trio said their focus would be on the music.

Some radio stations in the United States stopped playing the band's music, but album sales and concert attendance remained strong. So far, the Dixie Chicks have made more than $1.2 million on their current tour.

Dixie Chicks

www.dixiechicks.com

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A new mural on a building in the Great Northern Town Center in Helenta, Mont., is seen Aug. 28, 2003. The mural, featuring people and events in the city's history, depicts a nude bordello dancer, left, that some say has a striking resemblance to Montana Gov. Judy Martz. Martz said she doesn't think it looks like her.
Photo by Steve Moore

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Says Python Reunion Unlikely

John Cleese

Don't expect to see a reunion of the surviving Monty Python comedians any time soon.

It's not that they hate each other, said one member of the troupe, John Cleese. It's just that they've all become too busy with other projects to work together anymore.

"We stay in contact vaguely because there are often little things to discuss, but I don't think we've been in a room together for four years," Cleese said.

John Cleese

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Allows Song To Be Used

Led Zeppelin

Led Zeppelin has agreed to let one of their songs be used in the soundtrack for the upcoming film School Of Rock--but only because its star, Jack Black, asked personally. According to the studio, Black--who makes music with the comical rock act Tenacious D--stepped in after School Of Rock director Richard Linklater was unable to get permission to use "Immigrant Song." Black reportedly sent a humorous videotaped request for the song to the three surviving members of Led Zeppelin, who subsequently gave their approval. The School Of Rock soundtrack comes out September 30, while the film opens October 3.

The full School Of Rock soundtrack includes: "School Of Rock," Jack Black and students; "Your Head, Your Mind, Your Brain..." (film dialogue excerpt); "Substitute," the Who; "Fight," No Vacancy; "Touch Me," the Doors; "I Pledge Allegiance To The Band..." (film dialogue excerpt); "Sunshine Of Your Love," Cream; "Immigrant Song," Led Zeppelin; "Set You Free," the Black Keys; "Edge Of Seventeen," Stevie Nicks; "Heal Me, I'm Heartsick," No Vacancy; "Growing On Me," the Darkness; "Ballroom Of Mars," T. Rex; "Those Who Can't Do..." (film dialogue excerpt); "My Brain Is Hanging Upside Down (Bonzo Goes To Bitburg)," the Ramones; "T.V. Eye," Wylde Rattz; and "It's A Long Way To The Top (If You Wanna Rock & Roll)," Jack Black and students.

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Columbia Preps 'Essentials'

Simon & Garfunkel

Although it is unknown whether Simon & Garfunkel have any plans to record new material, there will be a new release to coincide with the group's reunion tour, to be announced in New York on Tuesday.

On Oct. 14, Columbia will release "The Essential Simon & Garfunkel," a 32-track, two-disc retrospective. The set sports four live cuts as well as the pair's 1975 reunion single "My Little Town."

Throughout December, PBS stations will air the 1981 special "The Concert in Central Park," the pair's first major reunion concert after splitting for the better part of the '70s.

Simon & Garfunkel

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A girl dressed in the historical garb of the Cantabrian tribe, which lived in what is northern Spain today, during the 19th to 29th centuries B.C., participates in a representation of the Cantabrian wars against the Romans, in Los Corrales de Buelna, on September 7, 2003. On the first weekend of September people of the village dress in traditional garb to commemorate the battles against the Roman invasion.
Photo by Victor Fraile

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Investigators Probe Killer Ride

Disneyland

State investigators searched Sunday for the cause of a fatal accident and multi-injury crash on Disneyland's Big Thunder Mountain Railroad in Anaheim.

The accident came just a day before the Walt Disney Co. staged a publicity blitz for ABC's upcoming season at sister park California Adventure. Primetime Preview Weekend went ahead as planned, including a scheduled appearance by Disney chairman and CEO Michael Eisner.

It was the 10th fatal accident since the park opened in 1955, the most recent being in December 1998, when a parkgoer was killed and two others were seriously injured after a metal cleat broke off of the replica sailing ship Columbia during docking.

Disneyland

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Recording Industry Association of America

261 Sued

A recording-industry trade group said on Monday it had sued 261 individuals for distributing thousands of songs over the Internet without permission, and said more suits are on the way.

The Recording Industry Association of America said it had filed copyright-infringement suits in U.S. courts across the country, marking the first time the group has taken legal action against the millions of Internet users who copy music directly from one another's hard drives.

Those targeted by the lawsuits had distributed an average of more than 1,000 copyrighted songs each, the RIAA said. Under U.S. copyright law they could face penalties of up to $150,000 per song, but the trade group has already settled several cases for around $3,000 each, RIAA President Cary Sherman said.

261 Sued

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Cleared in Battery Suit

Marilyn Manson

A jury ruled on Monday against a security guard who accused rocker Marilyn Manson of battery at a concert three years ago.

David Diaz' federal civil suit sought more than $75,000 for emotional distress and other injuries. He claimed that Manson stood at the edge of the stage, pulled the guard's head toward his crotch and gyrated.

Manson never contested the accusation, but maintained that it did not constitute battery.

The jury deliberated 11 hours over two days before returning a verdict.

Marilyn Manson

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An elderly Chinese man flies a kite in the shape of a centipede at sunset in Wuhan, the capital of China's central province Hubei, on September 7, 2003. Kite flying is a traditional hobby in China with several thousand years of history.

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Self-Destructing DVDs This Week

Disney

Disney movies on disposable DVDs are set to arrive in convenience stores, pharmacies and other outlets in a four-city test of whether Americans will pick up a limited-life DVD rather than dropping by a video rental store.

The red DVDs turn an unreadable black 48 hours after their packages are opened, exposing them to oxygen which reacts with the disc in a process similar to how Polaroid film develops.

The DVDs, which are being distributed by Buena Vista Home Entertainment, Disney's home video unit, will carry a suggested price of $6.99.

Disney

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More Legal Challenges

Tom Sizemore

Tom Sizemore has been accused of harassment and sexual battery in a lawsuit filed Friday by his former personal assistant.

The lawsuit, filed in Los Angeles Superior Court, says the 41-year old co-star of such films as "Black Hawk Down" and "Saving Private Ryan" repeatedly propositioned assistant Paulina Briones for sex.

Briones said in the suit that she was hired in July 2002 for $1,500 per week to handle such personal tasks as ensuring Sizemore was awake in time to get to the set of his show, fielding phone calls and getting him soft drinks.

The suit alleges that Sizemore's demands escalated to a daily demand for sex and that he once tried to force her to perform a sex act. She also alleged that he asked her to ask her friends to have sex with him for money and to prepare dosages of methamphetamine and Vicodin for his consumption.

Tom Sizemore

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Baby News

Melissa & Matt LeBlanc

Matt LeBlanc, 36, and his wife, Melissa, are expecting a baby in mid-March, publicist Joe Libonati said Monday.

The couple married in May. She has two children from a previous marriage. The baby would be LeBlanc's first.

Melissa & Matt LeBlanc

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Settle Crash Suit

Aaliyah's Parents

The parents of R&B singer and actress Aaliyah have reached an undisclosed settlement in a negligence lawsuit over her death in a 2001 plane crash, family attorneys said.

Attorneys for Aaliyah's parents, Diane and Michael Haughton, filed a notice in federal court Thursday to say the case has been settled with an agreement to keep details confidential. Calls to attorneys in the case were not returned Monday.

The parents sued plane operator Blackhawk International Airways Corp., owners Skystream Inc. and Gilbert Chacon and flight broker Atlantic Flight Group. Blackhawk did not have permission from the Bahamas for commercial flights.

Aaliyah's Parents

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In Memory

Warren Zevon

Singer-songwriter Warren Zevon, who battled death with the same twisted sense of humor found in his songs "Life'll Kill Ya" and "Excitable Boy," lost his yearlong fight against lung cancer at age 56.

Zevon, among the wittiest and most original of a broad circle of performers to emerge from Los Angeles in the 1970s, died in his sleep Sunday at his home, publicist Carise Yatter said.

Some of Zevon's favorite subjects were guns, desperation and encroaching doom. He taunted mortality in darkly humorous songs such as "I'll Sleep When I'm Dead," "Life'll Kill Ya" and "Things to Do in Denver When You're Dead."

"Life'll Kill Ya" includes the line: "Some get the awful, awful diseases, Some get the knife, some get the gun, Some get to die in their sleep, at the age of 101."

In telling the world about his fatal illness, Zevon made a trademark joke: "Really, the thing I want is to last through the winter so I don't miss the new James Bond movie."

After being diagnosed, Zevon spent much of the rest of his time visiting with his two grown children and working on a final album, "The Wind," which was released to critical acclaim last month.

His son Jordan said recently that he thought the support from family and friends, which included an all-star cast of musicians who worked on that final album, helped prolong his father's life.

Zevon's family had noted that he lived far longer than was expected at the time of his diagnosis, long enough to see the birth of twin grandsons to daughter Ariel.

In addition to working, the singer also resumed smoking. "You make choices and you have to live with the consequences," Zevon had said in the past.

He released his first album, "Wanted — Dead or Alive," to little notice in 1969, but gained attention in the '70s by writing a string of popular songs for Linda Ronstadt, including "Poor, Poor Pitiful Me," "Carmelita" and "Hasten Down the Wind."

His next two albums, 1976's "Warren Zevon" and 1978's "Excitable Boy," followed those songs with sardonic tales of prom-date rapists; headless, gun-toting soldiers of fortune; and vain werewolves who drank pina coladas at singles bars.

They cemented Zevon's reputation as one of rock music's most politically incorrect lyricists, giving him a lifelong cult following that included gonzo journalist Hunter S. Thompson, former Minnesota Gov. Jesse Ventura and "Late Show" host David Letterman, who provided backing vocals on "Hit Somebody," Zevon's 2001 elegy to a professional hockey goon who longs to be a goal-scoring hero.

Other admirers included Dylan, whom Zevon cited as one of his principal songwriting influences and who performed on his 1987 album "Sentimental Hygiene." Still another was Bruce Springsteen, who co-wrote "Jeannie Needs a Shooter," Zevon's tale of a lover shot to death by a woman's jealous father.

His body of work also contained some straight-out comedy, including "Mr. Bad Example," "The Hula Hula Boys" and "Gorilla You're a Desperado." The latter told the tale of a Los Angeles Zoo ape who escapes by locking a yuppie in his place and going off to live in the man's apartment, only to end up depressed and divorced.

His compositional style reflected a number of genres, from hard-driving rock to folk, as well as classical, polka and other influences. In his final months, he summoned the energy to complete his last album, "The Wind." It includes the poignant "Keep Me in Your Heart," a cranky "Disorder in the House" and a remake of Dylan's "Knockin' on Heaven's Door."

Zevon, born in Chicago to Russian immigrant parents, moved to Los Angeles in the 1960s, making a living writing jingles for television commercials. He also composed the song "She Quit Me Man" for the movie "Midnight Cowboy." He was just out of his teens when he went to work for the Everly Brothers, first as a pianist and later as their band leader.

In his last months, he told various interviewers he had no regrets, expressing particular gratitude that he had quit boozing in time to watch his children grow up.

"I got to be the most (expletive deleted) rock star on the block, at least on my block," he once said. "And then I got to be a sober dad for 18 years. I've had two very full lives."

Warren Zevon

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The first artificially inseminated Pacific white-sided dolphin gave birth to a calf at SeaWorld San Antonio Monday, Sept. 8, 2003. Lorelai, the 24-year-old mother, left, and her unnamed calf, measuring an estimated 3 feet long and weighing approximately 30 pounds, appear to be in good condition as they swim together.
Photo by Bob French

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