Bartcop Entertainment - Tuesday, 9 September, 2003
Tuesday
9 September, 2003
(Updated Daily)
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Issue #70
Disinfotainment Today
By Michael Dare
Issue
#70
is brought to you by
The War in Iraq
Mandatory
Reading
[Michael Meacher] is not a back-bench maverick
or a member of what the right-wing British press likes to refer to
as the "loony left." On the contrary, he was the Labour Party's most
experienced cabinet minister, having served in Parliament for 33
years, holding various cabinet posts going back to the Wilson and
Callaghan administrations in the 1970s. He served in Blair's cabinet
as environment minister for six years until he was removed in June
amid the mounting crisis of the Labour government over the Iraq war.
He played a prominent role in the negotiation of the Kyoto accords
on the environment and was long considered a contender for the
position of Labour Party leader. That someone with these political
connections charges in print that elements within the U.S.
administration knew that a terrorist attack was coming on September
11 and allowed it to happen to further their war plans represents an
extremely dangerous development for the Bush White House. He speaks
not just for himself. The thesis he advances is indicative of what
is assumed and is being said behind the scenes among much wider
circles within the sole major government to have backed Washington
in its invasion of Iraq.
- Bill Vann -
Fan Mail for
"The Prisoner of Zion"
Sir,
Mordechai Vanunu is a
traitor and deserves what he got. Pollard is in American jail
life in prison for much less important info that he provided to an
ally who was suppose to get the information from the US but the US
broke it's word and didn't provide the info.
Israel has nuclear weapons
and it scares the fuck out of all the anti-Israelis. What makes
France or China more acceptable to people in possessing nuclear
weapons than Israel. Does France need it for protection or does
Israel?
The BBC is a biased
anti-Israeli lying scum! The gas story is total fabrication by
the Palestinians which the BBC loves.
The Web is amazing for
passing both information and disinformation. And a lot of
anti-Israel and anti-Semitic information. We just have to stay
vigilant. Fuck the left! Fuck the BBC! Fuck the
French! Fuck the Chinese! And most of all Fuck the
Arabs! Now you know my sentiment.
Bitzy
Bitzy,
Remember in Dr.
Strangelove when the Soviet Ambassador first brings up the
"doomsday device" and the President says something like "What's
the point of such a weapon if you keep it a secret?"
"The premiere was going to announce it next
week," said the ambassador. "You know how he likes his little
surprises."
I would ask the same thing of Israel. Israel is
completely surrounded by enemies who would like to destroy it.
Israel having a nuclear deterrent is a GOOD thing, and I think
even Vanunu would agree. If they didn't have a nuclear deterrent,
they could get wiped off the map. Nobody disagrees with Israel's
need to defend itself against Arab aggression.
But for such a deterrent to work, the enemy has
to know about it. Everyone knows now and the deterrent is working,
but what on earth was the point of keeping it a secret 15 years
ago? It made the Israeli nuclear program look offensive instead of
defensive. Exactly what harm did Vanunu do? He let Israel's
enemies know they'd better watch out. All he did was spoil
Israel's little "surprise." Unless they had something more devious
in mind.
MD
MD,
You are wrong in your Dr.
Strangelove analogy.
Because Israel is the
pariah state of the world, it needs the world to believe that it has
nuclear weapons (this is for deterrence purposes), however it can
not officially acknowledge the existence of these weapons, as the UN
resolutions and the boycotts and sanctions that will be imposed on
Israel by all the "loving left wing countries" such as freedom
loving Cuba and all the "hateful right wing countries" such as
Mayanmar and peace loving Pakistan etc. And the "self righteous
countries" such as France and Belgium. All of which support a
slimy autocratic bully terrorist like Yasser Arafat while
denigrating a democratic country like Israel. Such misplaced
morality that it is disgustingly unbelievable.
There are 21 Arab countries
plus the PA, 57 Moslem countries, over 100 third world
countries under pressure by Arab oil and Moslem minorities, in
addition you have some of the former Soviet Union countries and of
course France and China. Add to that the
worldwide anti-Semitism that still exists today and Israel
doesn't stand a chance if it admitted that it has nuclear
weapons. It must let the world think and believe that it has
these weapons as a deterrent but at the same time have plausible
deniability for lack of proof.
Bitzy
Anyone want to respond to
this?
BTW: Vanunu isn't the only one in an
Israeli prison who doesn't belong there. Read the story of Daoud Dirawi.
What the Hell
was I Thinking?
This is the cover of the new DVD of The Sure
Thing, featuring a stunning shot of Nicollette Sheridan and a
quote by me.
Okay, I was, in fact, the film critic
for the L.A. Weekly, and I vaguely remember reviewing The Sure
Thing, but I didn't remember THAT quote, so I dug out my
archives. Hoo boy, is this one embarrassing. My editor must have been out of his mind to let
me get away with it. The lead actress (Daphne Zuniga) reminded me of
a girl I loved so I got a wee bit more personal than most critics
ever get. Here, for the record, is my
complete review, from the L.A. Weekly, 1985...
THE SURE THING
A gentle teenage comedy that's honest and low
key, a delightful cross between It Happened One Night and
what happened to me last week. John Cusack plays a young Ivy-leaguer
traveling across the country to meet the "sure thing" dream date a
buddy has promised is waiting for him in California. Along the way
he is forced to become the traveling companion of the uptight
English major he has worshipped both from afar and up close (they
sat next to each other in class the preceding term). She can't stand
him. That doesn't cause him too much pain at first because he has
his Sure Thing dream date to look forward to, but as the story
progresses and their travels get them in and out of a variety of
entertaining scrapes, he forgets the object of his dreams and sets
about courting the reality at hand. Rob Reiner's direction is subtle
and precise as it was on Spinal Tap, and he gives us a host
of standout supporting characters and performances (such as those by
Garry Goodrow and Larry Hankin) that almost deserve films of their
own. I must confess though, it is impossible for me to be objective
about the romance in this movie. Daphne Zuniga is such a perfect
embodiment of a certain type of Eastern college girl - smart and
passionate and impossibly cool - that it was all too easy to
identify her with the girl of my dreams (Rachel will you marry me),
so that tears were streaming down my face and this film gets my
unapologetic nomination for Greatest Film Ever Made. At least it
would be wonderful to believe, as this film so winningly suggests,
that all it takes to win the heart of an impossible dreamgirl is to
be unflappably cute, persistent...and to be accidentally right at
her side at precisely the moment she needs you the
most."
And just for the record, here's what I
said about "Barbarian Queen." Let me know if you see it on the
DVD cover.
"One of the great lost films of Paul Lynde.
Just kidding. This film is neither great nor lost, but grating it
and losing it isn't a bad idea."
Oh man, I've started and I can't stop.
Weird reading yourself from almost 20 years ago. Here are some other
quick quotes you won't be reading on any DVDs...
Raging Bull
"Biography of an idiot who likes to get
punched in the face."
Sophie's Choice
"After three hours of character development,
the film doesn't end happily for anyone concerned but the
projectionist."
Hog Wild
"The first film rated PG that sucks more than
Deep Throat."
Deathwish II
"The strongest argument against gun control
I've ever seen. Everyone involved in this production deserves to be
shot."
Herbie Goes Bananas
"Some day when they defrost Walt Disney from
his cryogenic tomb, he'll see this film and jump right back in the
freezer."
Gas
"Not very funny, but only compared to every
other comedy ever made."
The Seduction
"Morgan Fairchild is Vogue on the outside and
vague on the inside."
The House on Sorority Row
"Anyone who's got nothing better to do than
see this picture still shouldn't see it."
Krull
"A film of utterable horror and bearable
tension."
Treasure of the Four Crowns
"The first 3-D film with no depth and bad
breadth."
Lonely Lady
"The only scene in which Pia Zadora is the
least bit convincing is the one in which she's
catatonic."
Yor
"No matter how this film was financed, it was
a negative pickup deal."
Hercules
"I came home and watched a National Geographic
special on elephants that had better acting than this."
Warning!
Aw, Fuck it, Go
Ahead and Masturbate
I Feel So
Much Safer Now
Researchers horrified to find they had
used a mislabeled bottle in an experiment retracted their findings
on Friday, saying they
had failed to show the drug Ecstasy can cause a certain pattern of
brain damage.
"Klump was not in prison for murder,
rape, drugs or any of the common offenses against society. His
offense was one that astounded the most hardened and cynical of the
criminals in the penal complex where he is housed. Klump's 'crime'
boiled down to 'trespassing' cows on Bureau of Land Management
property in Arizona's Dos Cabezas Mountains."
Robot from Hell
Mr. Conspiracy
Says...
Don't tell me you actually believe the UN headquarters in
Baghdad was blown up by a bomb in a blue truck? The raw video
footage tells
an entirely different story.
Don't Take My
Word For It
"The lesson of the hour is that while property is
good, life is better; that while possessions are valuable, life is
without price. Because life is sacred, we realize today the
indivisible oneness of human welfare. These women and these men will
have died in vain unless we today highly resolve that my brothers
wrong is my wrong. I am not merely the keeper of my brother and
sister, but the justice-dealing brother to all men and women in
God's world."
- Rabbi Steven S. Wise:
March 26, 1911, Remarks at a meeting the day after a fire at the
Triangle Shirtwaist Factory killed 146 workers, mostly young
immigrant women. Quoted in Rabbi and Minister: The Friendship of
Stephen S. Wise and John Haynes Homes by Carl Hermann Voss
(1964) -
"While no intelligent person would
be satisfied with limiting his reading ability to the first
grade level, many smart people etch into rock the emotionality
of a childish faith. This certainly explains the behavior of
John Ashcroft. He also is a very smart individual whose
spiritual growth is stunted by infantile emotional experiences.
Had Justice Moore allowed his faith to grow beyond a childish level,
he would be able to study the Bible intelligently and prudently. As
it is, the content of the Justice's faith is frozen like a 10,000
year old mammoth in Siberia."
"It takes a village to raise a village idiot."
- Cooper Wiseman -
"Everywhere is not everywhere; it is
just called everywhere."
- Hui-k'ung: The Pocket
Zen Reader -
"The trouble is
we're fool enough to think we're missing something if we don't spend
each day nit-picking our minds. We think were losing chances. Life's
little opportunities are passing us by. We forget our real ideas
just occur to us out of the blue. One day you'll be sitting down
doing something else and it strikes you. Why don't I do that? It's
so clear you set to work immediately. There's nothing about it
that's come of dwelling on discontentment. You let your thoughts
push you around for nothing if you think it'll result in eventual
inspiration."
"I am angry that so
many of the sons of the powerful and well-placed...managed to
wrangle slots in Reserve and National Guard units. Of the many
tragedies of Vietnam, this raw class discrimination strikes me as
the most damaging to the ideal that all Americans are created equal
and owe equal allegiance to their country."
- Colin Powell from his autobiography -
"I stood inside and looked to where the men must have been
standing, towards the apartment houses the other way. I could not
find impacts on the concrete paths or on the facing walls that would
suggest that there was a two-way firefight here. Whatever happened
here was one-sided, a wall of fire unleashed at a building packed
with sleeping families. Further examination shows powder burns where
door locks had been shot off and splintered wood where the doors had
been kicked in. All the evidence was that this was a raid that -
like so many before it - went horribly wrong."
"After one look at this planet any visitor from outer space
would say 'I want to see the manager.'"
- William S. Burroughs -
"Anger is the real destroyer of our good human qualities; an
enemy with a weapon cannot destroy these qualities, but anger can.
Anger is our real enemy."
- His Holiness the Dalai Lama -
"Mr. Bush has done things in my name, and yours,
which repulse me. I have no doubt that Saddam Hussein's two sons
needed to be brought to justice. But I was disgusted that my country
gave sponsor to the notion of showing their dead faces on
television, as though that might reassure the Iraqis. This was the
modern international equivalent of brutal tribes placing their
conquered foes heads on a spike in the town square."
"There are only two ways to live your life. One as though
nothing is a miracle. The other is as though everything is a
miracle."
- Albert Einstein -
"Iraqgate may go down in history as
the greatest justice or injustice that has ever been committed by
mankind, depending on whether the investigation is allowed to
proceed. Iraqgate is about an unjustified and unjustifiable, illegal
act of violence against a sovereign nation, outside the auspices of
the existing forum of law, an act in which many thousands of
civilians were slaughtered. Iraqgate is about cooking the facts to
present a causus belli when none existed. Iraqgate is about the
governments of the USA, UK, Portugal, Spain, Poland and Australia,
lying to their institutions, to their people, quoting falsities as
fact, presenting forgeries and hearsay as evidence, or supporting
those who did so, their leaders showing qualities as fishwives, not
statesmen. Iraqgate is about the manifest disregard for the proper
channels of international law and diplomacy by the perpetrators of
this act of evil, these war crimes, this alarm signal which heralds
the turning point between real freedom and democracy and the first
signs of a renaissance of fascism on a global scale."
"There is no activity in the cosmos
more unvarying, more predictable than the rate at which uranium
turns into lead. That's a good thing. If the universal clock was
based upon the rate at which novelty turns into routine, we might
never show up at the dentist on time."
- Tom Robbins: Villa
Incognito -
"When a man has taken a bride, he
shall not go out with the army or be assigned to it for any purpose;
he shall be exempt for one year for the sake of his household, to
give happiness to the woman he has married."
- Parashah (24:5) -
"Your own words are the bricks and
mortar of the dreams you want to realize. Your words are the
greatest power you have. The words you choose and the use establish
the life you experience."
- Sonia Croquette -
"The best craftsman always leaves
holes and gaps in the works of the poem so that something that is
not in the poem can creep, crawl, flash, or thunder in. The joy and
function of poetry is, and was, the celebration of man, which is
also the celebration of God."
- Dylan Thomas -
"Bush is counting on his assault on Iraq and his continued
exploitation of the 9/11 attacks to help him become the first
president to serve two full terms of office by winning only one
election."
"Honestly, I think we should just
trust our president in every decision that he makes and we should
just support that, you know, and be faithful in what
happens."
"Work like you don't need the
money...Love like you've never been hurt...Dance like there's nobody
watching."
- Satchel Paige -
Satan Doesn't
Want You to Know
How to remove stains...
Alcohol: Quickly soak in water or
glycerin, then rinse in vinegar and water.
Blood: Cold water,
vigorously applied. If its dry, peroxide.
Butter: Grease
solvent, rubbed in hard, followed by a one-hour soak in heavy
detergent before washing.
Coffee: Club soda or cold water.
Gum: Peanut butter and orange oil cleaners will dissolve it.
Ink: A dollop of hairspray, scrubbed with a toothbrush, then
laundered.
Ketchup: Cold water and dish detergent, if caught
fresh.
Kool-Aid: Water, if its fresh. Bleach, if the fabric is
white.
Sweat: Soak in white vinegar.
Lipstick: Orange oil
cleaners rubbed in.
Pencil: Needs a heavy-rinse detergent,
agitated, then ammonia, agitated. Repeat as needed.
Everything
Else
This transcript of a phone call
between Dan Benham and Ron
Supinski of the Public Information Department of the San Francisco
Federal Reserve Bank will convince you to take your savings out of a
bank and put it in your mattress.
Acknowledgment
dIsInFoTaInMeNt ToDaY is free and may be reproduced in any form. It consists of information from dozens of sources, cut up, thrown in the air, and recycled randomly. It is sent all over the place, so I apologize if you're seeing the same thing twice. If you see a joke, graphic, or news item that came from or through you, thanks, send more, and please accept the fact that much of dIsInFoTaInMeNt ToDaY is unacknowledgeable, and if I sought permission from everyone whose bastardized material showed up here, I'd never get anything else done. Please note that I don't even put my own name on it. If you're still pissed off, hey, it's fair use.
Thanks,
Satan
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'TBH Politoons'
Thanks, again, Tim!
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He's Been Busy!
The Worried Shrimp
The Worried Shrimp
Have crayon, will scribble
Ideas and Critiques are welcomed
Toonreviews & Links
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Reader Request
'Poetry Attack'
A message from a
friend in Buenos Aires, where even a used book of
poetry is an expensive and precious commodity.
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"On September 11 a poetry attack will take place in
different countries around the world. We invite
anyone who is interested to leave their house on this
day with a book, dedicated to an unknown, and to
leave this book in a park, a cafe, a means of public
transportation, a public place, so that this book will
be found as a gift.
So that the person who finds the book won't just think
it was an accident, we urge you to write a dedication
in the book, something like this:
Dear Unknown Person,
This book that you have in your
hands is not lost, it has been deliberately left for
YOU to find and read. This action forms a part of a
series of POETRY ATTACKS that are being performed in
different countries of the world. I invite you to
perform your own POETRY ATTACK with this or another
book. All you have to do is write a dedication like
this in your book and leave it in a public place, so
that someone else will find it."
If people in the Southern Hemisphere can liberate a
book of poems or other writing on September 11, so can
we. And for those who don't own a poetry book, or
want to be more creative, how about just a single
poem, randomly left in a public place with a
dedication to whoever finds it?
Saludos,
Lisa
What a fabulous idea!
Lisa's very proud Mom sent this.
Thanks, Viv!
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Selected Readings
from that Mad Cat, JD
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from Mark
Another Bumpersticker
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Fresh - Today
The Wall Street Poet
The Bush Administration Asks The UN For Help
A year ago we had a dream,
To great heights weıd ascend.
Weıd start a Middle Eastern war,
All troubles there weıd end.
The areaıs old theocrats
Would welcome freedomıs bell,
Theyıd all become good democrats,
Saddam would run like hell.
Palestinians would deal,
Terrorists would fade away,
A quick victory weıd garner,
Usher in a bright new day.
Oh itıs true, old friends, you warned us,
"This is foolish," you exclaimed.
And our reasoning, you stated,
Was deficient, nay, hare-brained.
But the worldıs one superpower,
Such advice can just eschew.
Thatıs exactly how we played it,
Now, however, we need you.
Occupationıs kind of costly,
It could make our people fret.
So weıd like some of your money
To reduce our deficit.
And, oh yes, your soldiers, too,
May be called upon to die.
To pursue our noble visions
Casualties are sometimes high.
Why, you say, should you now help
With this nasty bailout?
When we played the shoot-up cowboy,
Played the bully, played the lout?
The answer is quite simple
Youıll accept this backup role,
For unless you come and save our butt,
The worldıs sucked down this hole.
© 2003
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In The Chaos Household
Last Night
Weather has cooled off nicely.
Way too big page today.
Tonight, Tuesday, CBS opens the evening with a FRESH 'Big Brother 4', followed by a FRESH 'Cupid', then a
RERUN 'Judging Amy'.
Scheduled on a FRESH Dave are Salma Hayek, Chris Elliott, and Rick Derringer.
Scheduled on a FRESH Craiggers are Willie Mays, Jordan Ladd, and Black Rebel Motorcycle Club.
NBC starts the night with the Series Premiere of 'Whoopi', followed by the Series Premiere of 'Happy Family', then a
RERUN 'Frasier', followed by a RERUN 'Good Morning, Miami', then a RERUN 'Law & Order: Special Victims Unit'.
Scheduled on a FRESH Jay are Dennis Miller, former POW Shoshana Johnson, and Wilco.
On a RERUN Conan are John Cusack, Regina Hall, and the White Stripes. (RERUNs all week)
Scheduled on a FRESH Carson Daly are Sam Rockwell, Wilmer Valderrama, and Patrick Park.
ABC begins the night with a RERUN '8 Simple Rules', followed by a RERUN 'Jim', then another RERUN
'Jim', followed by a RERUN 'Less Than Perfect', then a RERUN 'NYPD Blue'.
Scheduled on a FRESH Jimmy Kimmel are Seth Green, the world's smartest dog, and Taking Back Sunday.
The WB offers a RERUN 'Gilmore Girls', followed by a RERUN 'Smallville'.
Faux has a FRESH 'Performing Ass...', followed by a FRESH 'The O.C.'.
UPN has a RERUN 'One On One', followed by another RERUN 'One On One', then a RERUN 'UPN's Funky Flubs'.
A&E has 'Biography' (Calvin Klein), 'MI-5', and 'Cold Case Files'.
AMC has the movie 'Breakfast At Tiffany's', followed by the movie 'Charade', then the movie 'To Catch A Thief'.
BBC -
[6pm] 'BBC World News';
[6:30pm] 'Talking Movies' - September 4 - 9, 2003;
[7pm] 'Ground Force' - Longney, Gloucestershire;
[7:30pm] 'Changing Rooms' - Hitchin;
[8pm] 'Changing Rooms' - Chertsey;
[8:30pm] 'Changing Rooms' - Ripley Castle;
[9pm] 'Ground Force America' - Atlanta;
[10pm] 'Ground Force America' - Sarasota;
[11pm] 'So Graham Norton' - Trinny and Susannah;
[11:30pm] 'So Graham Norton' - Jane Leeves;
[12am] 'Ground Force America' - Atlanta;
[1am] 'Ground Force America' - Sarasota;
[2am] 'Changing Rooms' - Chertsey;
[2:30am] 'Changing Rooms' - Ripley Castle;
[3am] 'So Graham Norton' - Trinny and Susannah;
[3:30am] 'So Graham Norton' - Jane Leeves;
[4am] 'Ground Force America' - Atlanta;
[5am] 'Ground Force America' - Sarasota; and
[6am] 'BBC World News'. (ALL TIMES EDT)
Bravo has 'West Wing', 'Queer Eye', 'Reality Of Reality', another 'Queer Eye', and another 'West Wing'.
Scheduled on a FRESH Jon Stewart is Al Franken.
History has 'Modern Marvels', 'Deep Sea Detectives', 'Tactical To Practical', and 'Scrapyard Scavenger'.
SciFi has 'UFOs: Above & Beyond', 'UFOs Top Secret', 'UFOs: Best Evidence', and 'Connection'.
TCM is musical by day, then celebrates the always fabulous Rita Hayworth at night.
[6am] 'Little Nellie Kelly' (1940);
[8am] 'Panama Hattie' (1942);
[9:30am] 'Best Foot Forward' (1943)
[11:30am] 'DuBarry Was A Lady' (1943)
[1:30pm] 'Yolanda And The Thief' (1945)
[3:30pm] 'Ziegfeld Follies' (1946)
[5:30pm] 'Words And Music' (1948)
[8pm] 'Rita' (2003);
[9pm] 'Gilda' (1946);
[11pm] 'Rita' (2003);
[12am] 'The Lady From Shanghai' (1948);
[1:30am] 'You'll Never Get Rich' (1941);
[3am] 'Separate Tables' (1958); and
[5am] 'Affectionately Yours' (1941). (ALL TIMES EDT)
Wednesday - 9/10
TCM celebrates James Mason on Wednesday nights in September.
[6:30am] 'A Girl, a Guy, and a Gob' (1941);
[8:30am] 'Obliging Young Lady' (1941);
[10am] 'Parachute Battalion' (1942);
[11:30am] 'Powder Town' (1942);
[1pm] 'Fighter Squadron' (1948);
[3pm] 'D.O.A.' (1950);
[4:30pm] 'The Hitch-Hiker' (1953);
[6pm] 'The Rack' (1956);
[8pm] 'Cry Terror' (1958);
[10pm] 'Lolita' (1962);
[12:45am] 'Mayerling' (1968);
[3am] 'Hotel Reserve' (1946); and
[4:30am] 'The Arnelo Affair' (1947). (ALL TIMES EDT)
Anyone have any opinions?
Or reviews?
(See below for addresses)
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Nude Anti-globalization protesters lie down to spell 'No A La OMC' (No To The WTO) during a protest against the upcoming WTO meeting in Cancun, Mexico, Monday, Sept. 8, 2003.
Photo by Jaime Puebla
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The Information One-Stop
Moose & Squirrel
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Set for Democratic Fund-Raiser
Kelly Ripa
Talk show host Kelly Ripa will head to her home state this week for a seafood dinner expected to raise more than $700,000 for Camden County Democrats.
The fund-raiser also is expected to benefit someone she holds particularly dear: Her father, Joe Ripa, who is running for county freeholder.
The dinner Wednesday at the Tavistock Country Club will include lobster, crab cakes, shrimp, clams and oysters. Democratic supporters at the 16th annual Seafood Gala will pay $850 per plate.
Kelly Ripa
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Open European Tour in Sweden
Dixie Chicks
The last time the Dixie Chicks were in Europe, their politics got them in trouble with radio stations back in the United States.
But at the start of their European concert tour in Stockholm, the Texas trio said their focus would be on the music.
Some radio stations in the United States stopped playing the band's music, but album sales and concert attendance remained strong. So far, the Dixie Chicks have made more than $1.2 million on their current tour.
Dixie Chicks
www.dixiechicks.com
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A new mural on a building in the Great Northern Town Center in Helenta, Mont., is seen Aug. 28, 2003. The mural, featuring people and events in the city's history, depicts a nude bordello dancer, left, that some say has a striking resemblance to Montana Gov. Judy Martz. Martz said she doesn't think it looks like her.
Photo by Steve Moore
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Says Python Reunion Unlikely
John Cleese
Don't expect to see a reunion of the surviving Monty Python comedians any time soon.
It's not that they hate each other, said one member of the troupe, John Cleese. It's just that they've all become too busy with other projects to work together anymore.
"We stay in contact vaguely because there are often little things to discuss, but I don't think we've been in a room together for four years," Cleese said.
John Cleese
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Allows Song To Be Used
Led Zeppelin
Led Zeppelin has agreed to let one of their songs be used in the soundtrack for the upcoming film School Of Rock--but only because its star, Jack Black, asked personally. According to the studio, Black--who makes music with the comical rock act Tenacious D--stepped in after School Of Rock director Richard Linklater was unable to get permission to use "Immigrant Song." Black reportedly sent a humorous videotaped request for the song to the three surviving members of Led Zeppelin, who subsequently gave their approval. The School Of Rock soundtrack comes out September 30, while the film opens October 3.
The full School Of Rock soundtrack includes: "School Of Rock," Jack Black and students; "Your Head, Your Mind, Your Brain..." (film dialogue excerpt); "Substitute," the Who; "Fight," No Vacancy; "Touch Me," the Doors; "I Pledge Allegiance To The Band..." (film dialogue excerpt); "Sunshine Of Your Love," Cream; "Immigrant Song," Led Zeppelin; "Set You Free," the Black Keys; "Edge Of Seventeen," Stevie Nicks; "Heal Me, I'm Heartsick," No Vacancy; "Growing On Me," the Darkness; "Ballroom Of Mars," T. Rex; "Those Who Can't Do..." (film dialogue excerpt); "My Brain Is Hanging Upside Down (Bonzo Goes To Bitburg)," the Ramones; "T.V. Eye," Wylde Rattz; and "It's A Long Way To The Top (If You Wanna Rock & Roll)," Jack Black and students.
Led Zeppelin
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Columbia Preps 'Essentials'
Simon & Garfunkel
Although it is unknown whether Simon & Garfunkel have any plans to record new material, there will be a new release to coincide with the group's reunion tour, to be announced in New York on Tuesday.
On Oct. 14, Columbia will release "The Essential Simon & Garfunkel," a 32-track, two-disc retrospective. The set sports four live cuts as well as the pair's 1975 reunion single "My Little Town."
Throughout December, PBS stations will air the 1981 special "The Concert in Central Park," the pair's first major reunion concert after splitting for the better part of the '70s.
Simon & Garfunkel
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A girl dressed in the historical garb of the Cantabrian tribe, which lived in what is northern Spain today, during the 19th to 29th centuries B.C., participates in a representation of the Cantabrian wars against the Romans, in Los Corrales de Buelna, on September 7, 2003. On the first weekend of September people of the village dress in traditional garb to commemorate the battles against the Roman invasion.
Photo by Victor Fraile
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Investigators Probe Killer Ride
Disneyland
State investigators searched Sunday for the cause of a fatal accident and multi-injury crash on Disneyland's Big Thunder Mountain Railroad in Anaheim.
The accident came just a day before the Walt Disney Co. staged a publicity blitz for ABC's upcoming season at sister park California Adventure. Primetime Preview Weekend went ahead as planned, including a scheduled appearance by Disney chairman and CEO Michael Eisner.
It was the 10th fatal accident since the park opened in 1955, the most recent being in December 1998, when a parkgoer was killed and two others were seriously injured after a metal cleat broke off of the replica sailing ship Columbia during docking.
Disneyland
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Recording Industry Association of America
261 Sued
A recording-industry trade group said on Monday it had sued 261 individuals for distributing thousands of songs over the Internet without permission, and said more suits are on the way.
The Recording Industry Association of America said it had filed copyright-infringement suits in U.S. courts across the country, marking the first time the group has taken legal action against the millions of Internet users who copy music directly from one another's hard drives.
Those targeted by the lawsuits had distributed an average of more than 1,000 copyrighted songs each, the RIAA said. Under U.S. copyright law they could face penalties of up to $150,000 per song, but the trade group has already settled several cases for around $3,000 each, RIAA President Cary Sherman said.
261 Sued
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Cleared in Battery Suit
Marilyn Manson
A jury ruled on Monday against a security guard who accused rocker Marilyn Manson of battery at a concert three years ago.
David Diaz' federal civil suit sought more than $75,000 for emotional distress and other injuries. He claimed that Manson stood at the edge of the stage, pulled the guard's head toward his crotch and gyrated.
Manson never contested the accusation, but maintained that it did not constitute battery.
The jury deliberated 11 hours over two days before returning a verdict.
Marilyn Manson
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An elderly Chinese man flies a kite in the shape of a centipede at sunset in Wuhan, the capital of China's central province Hubei, on September 7, 2003. Kite flying is a traditional hobby in China with several thousand years of history.
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Self-Destructing DVDs This Week
Disney
Disney movies on disposable DVDs are set to arrive in convenience stores, pharmacies and other outlets in a four-city test of whether Americans will pick up a limited-life DVD rather than dropping by a video rental store.
The red DVDs turn an unreadable black 48 hours after their packages are opened, exposing them to oxygen which reacts with the disc in a process similar to how Polaroid film develops.
The DVDs, which are being distributed by Buena Vista Home Entertainment, Disney's home video unit, will carry a suggested price of $6.99.
Disney
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More Legal Challenges
Tom Sizemore
Tom Sizemore has been accused of harassment and sexual battery in a lawsuit filed Friday by his former personal assistant.
The lawsuit, filed in Los Angeles Superior Court, says the 41-year old co-star of such films as "Black Hawk Down" and "Saving Private Ryan" repeatedly propositioned assistant Paulina Briones for sex.
Briones said in the suit that she was hired in July 2002 for $1,500 per week to handle such personal tasks as ensuring Sizemore was awake in time to get to the set of his show, fielding phone calls and getting him soft drinks.
The suit alleges that Sizemore's demands escalated to a daily demand for sex and that he once tried to force her to perform a sex act. She also alleged that he asked her to ask her friends to have sex with him for money and to prepare dosages of methamphetamine and Vicodin for his consumption.
Tom Sizemore
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Baby News
Melissa & Matt LeBlanc
Matt LeBlanc, 36, and his wife, Melissa, are expecting a baby in mid-March, publicist Joe Libonati said Monday.
The couple married in May. She has two children from a previous marriage. The baby would be LeBlanc's first.
Melissa & Matt LeBlanc
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Settle Crash Suit
Aaliyah's Parents
The parents of R&B singer and actress Aaliyah have reached an undisclosed settlement in a negligence lawsuit over her death in a 2001 plane crash, family attorneys said.
Attorneys for Aaliyah's parents, Diane and Michael Haughton, filed a notice in federal court Thursday to say the case has been settled with an agreement to keep details confidential. Calls to attorneys in the case were not returned Monday.
The parents sued plane operator Blackhawk International Airways Corp., owners Skystream Inc. and Gilbert Chacon and flight broker Atlantic Flight Group. Blackhawk did not have permission from the Bahamas for commercial flights.
Aaliyah's Parents
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In Memory
Warren Zevon
Singer-songwriter Warren Zevon, who battled death with the same twisted sense of humor found in his songs "Life'll Kill Ya" and "Excitable Boy," lost his yearlong fight against lung cancer at age 56.
Zevon, among the wittiest and most original of a broad circle of performers to emerge from Los Angeles in the 1970s, died in his sleep Sunday at his home, publicist Carise Yatter said.
Some of Zevon's favorite subjects were guns, desperation and encroaching doom. He taunted mortality in darkly humorous songs such as "I'll Sleep When I'm Dead," "Life'll Kill Ya" and "Things to Do in Denver When You're Dead."
"Life'll Kill Ya" includes the line: "Some get the awful, awful diseases, Some get the knife, some get the gun, Some get to die in their sleep, at the age of 101."
In telling the world about his fatal illness, Zevon made a trademark joke: "Really, the thing I want is to last through the winter so I don't miss the new James Bond movie."
After being diagnosed, Zevon spent much of the rest of his time visiting with his two grown children and working on a final album, "The Wind," which was released to critical acclaim last month.
His son Jordan said recently that he thought the support from family and friends, which included an all-star cast of musicians who worked on that final album, helped prolong his father's life.
Zevon's family had noted that he lived far longer than was expected at the time of his diagnosis, long enough to see the birth of twin grandsons to daughter Ariel.
In addition to working, the singer also resumed smoking. "You make choices and you have to live with the consequences," Zevon had said in the past.
He released his first album, "Wanted Dead or Alive," to little notice in 1969, but gained attention in the '70s by writing a string of popular songs for Linda Ronstadt, including "Poor, Poor Pitiful Me," "Carmelita" and "Hasten Down the Wind."
His next two albums, 1976's "Warren Zevon" and 1978's "Excitable Boy," followed those songs with sardonic tales of prom-date rapists; headless, gun-toting soldiers of fortune; and vain werewolves who drank pina coladas at singles bars.
They cemented Zevon's reputation as one of rock music's most politically incorrect lyricists, giving him a lifelong cult following that included gonzo journalist Hunter S. Thompson, former Minnesota Gov. Jesse Ventura and "Late Show" host David Letterman, who provided backing vocals on "Hit Somebody," Zevon's 2001 elegy to a professional hockey goon who longs to be a goal-scoring hero.
Other admirers included Dylan, whom Zevon cited as one of his principal songwriting influences and who performed on his 1987 album "Sentimental Hygiene." Still another was Bruce Springsteen, who co-wrote "Jeannie Needs a Shooter," Zevon's tale of a lover shot to death by a woman's jealous father.
His body of work also contained some straight-out comedy, including "Mr. Bad Example," "The Hula Hula Boys" and "Gorilla You're a Desperado." The latter told the tale of a Los Angeles Zoo ape who escapes by locking a yuppie in his place and going off to live in the man's apartment, only to end up depressed and divorced.
His compositional style reflected a number of genres, from hard-driving rock to folk, as well as classical, polka and other influences. In his final months, he summoned the energy to complete his last album, "The Wind." It includes the poignant "Keep Me in Your Heart," a cranky "Disorder in the House" and a remake of Dylan's "Knockin' on Heaven's Door."
Zevon, born in Chicago to Russian immigrant parents, moved to Los Angeles in the 1960s, making a living writing jingles for television commercials. He also composed the song "She Quit Me Man" for the movie "Midnight Cowboy." He was just out of his teens when he went to work for the Everly Brothers, first as a pianist and later as their band leader.
In his last months, he told various interviewers he had no regrets, expressing particular gratitude that he had quit boozing in time to watch his children grow up.
"I got to be the most (expletive deleted) rock star on the block, at least on my block," he once said. "And then I got to be a sober dad for 18 years. I've had two very full lives."
Warren Zevon
www.warrenzevon.com
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The first artificially inseminated Pacific white-sided dolphin gave birth to a calf at SeaWorld San Antonio Monday, Sept. 8, 2003. Lorelai, the 24-year-old mother, left, and her unnamed calf, measuring an estimated 3 feet long and weighing approximately 30 pounds, appear to be in good condition as they swim together.
Photo by Bob French
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