Bartcop Entertainment - Tuesday, 22 June, 2004

Tuesday

22 June, 2004

big hammer - bigger hammer

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Issue #110

Disinfotainment Today

By Michael Dare

 
Issue #110
is brought to you by
Dubya pleasure, Dubya fun
 
 
Easiest Re-Write of the Week
 
"The reason I keep insisting that there was a relationship between Iraq and Saddam and Al-Qaeda is because there was a relationship between Iraq and Al-Qaeda. This administration never said that the 9/11 attacks were orchestrated between Saddam and al Qaeda. We did say there were numerous contacts between Saddam Hussein and al Qaeda."
- Dubya -
 
"The reason I keep insisting that there was a relationship between my head and my brain and my ass is because there was a relationship between my head and my ass."
- Dubya disinfotized -
 
"This is what logicians call a tautology, or a 'useless repetition,' as the dictionary defines it, but it is also an indication of how the Bush administration is defending itself against a growing number of scandals and deceptions in which it finds itself enmeshed. Repetition and blaming the media, an old standby, of which Vice President Dick Cheney and Pentagon chief Donald Rumsfeld are particularly fond dating back to their service under Presidents Richard Nixon and Gerald Ford 30 years ago, are back in vogue."
- Jim Lobe -
 
"Was this pre-9/11 'relationship' between Saddam and al Qaeda as strong as the pre-9/11 'relationship' between the US and the Taliban?"
- question no one asked -
 
"George Bush and John Kerry have a relationship: They are both candidates in the coming presidential election. Assuming that they participate in a debate or two, this will require some level of cooperation. Does this mean that Bush supports the Kerry campaign?"
War in Context -
 
    "You always promised yourself you weren't going to say it.
    "You hated when it was said to you and you swore that when you had children, you'd never say it to them. Then comes a day when the little monsters have you encircled like the wagon train in an old western. Having been told they can't do whatever foolish or dangerous thing they had their hearts set on, they hit you with a whining litany: Why? Why? Why?
    "And before you know it, you hear yourself explode. 'Why? Because I said so, that's why!'"
 
    "It's true because Dubya believes it? The last time I heard that line was when a girl friend said 'The reason I don't love you any more is because I don't love you any more.' It's pathetic. You gotta give me something else to go on. Some statements are not self-evident. When my girl friend used that tactic, she knew damn well why she didn't love me any more, she was in love with someone else, but she didn't want me to go down that path of discovery so she cut off that channel of exploration. This was ostensibly to spare my feelings but she was actually just protecting her new one from her old one, my feelings be damned. I was soon to be out of her life so who cared how I felt.
    "I have just created the world's greatest insult. I have compared my ex to Dubya, though the analogy is apt. Like my ex, Dubya is clearly hiding something. He can't possibly be dumb enough to actually think that that's that, that something IS because it IS. What the hell school did this boy go to? He must have learned something. If the only support any statement needed was a repeat of itself, then McDonalds is good for you because McDonalds is good for you and I'm the President because I'm the President, you're not because you're not, God is great because God is great. It's a linguistic roadblock. It doesn't offer any hope of contradiction. EVERY supports ITSELF but that doesn't make it true.
    "After a serious in-depth analysis of Dubya's statement, I have figured out exactly why he believes there is a connection between Saddam Hussein, al-Qaeda and 9/11. Because there is one. Even the 9/11 commission agrees. It's him. Dubya is the connection between Saddam Hussein, al-Qaeda, and 9/11. It's so simple. Thank you for pointing that out."
- me -
 
Song of the Week
 
The Ex-President Song
by Michael Dare
 
One ex-president wrote a book
One ex-president died
One ex-president told the truth
One ex-president lied
 
Two ex-presidents got impeached
Three ex-presidents wept
Four ex-presidents stayed awake
One ex-president slept
 
One plus two plus three ex-presidents
Rotten to the core
Four plus five plus six ex-presidents
Who could ask for more?
 
We could use one more ex-president
Just another Bush
One hard to ignore ex-president
Kick him in the tush
 
Blogrolling
 
"PBS's Frontline has a fascinating episode about an al-Qaida affiliated family that grew up with the Bin Ladens. Well, one of the family's sons, Abdurahman Khadr, apparently grew disgusted with the whole, oh killing innocents things, and appears to have become an informer after 9/11. (He was arrested in Afghanistan and eventually convinced his guards and the CIA that he had genuinely turned on AQ. His story is extraordinary, and I find it convincing. You can judge that for yourself.) What I find particularly interesting is what the kid found when he was sent to Gitmo, as a sort of undercover prisoner:
 
Thank you Eric for the...
 
Q&A of the Week
 
Q: What's your impression of Guantanamo? Do a lot of people belong there? What's your impression of the inmates?
 
They asked me always this question. I told them in 100 percent there is 80 percent of people that went to Afghanistan, like people that can't do anything. They've had enough. If you put them back in their countries they won't do anything. That's in 80 percent.
 
Among those 80 percent there is almost 60 in those 80, 60 that are people that haven't done anything. People that worked in a project in Pakistan, an old man that his son brought him, you know, just to sell him for $5,000. Drug dealers, people that didn't have anything to do with Al Qaeda were put there for no reason but because someone brought them there or someone thought of getting thousands for them, whoever captured them that they were Al Qaeda.
 
The rest, the 20 percent from the whole 100 percent, there's 10 percent of them that should be kept there and 10 percent of them if they go out and they catch up with Al Qaeda again they might go back to being Al Qaeda. But there's only like 10 percent of the people that are really dangerous, that should be there and the rest are people that don't have anything to do with it, don't even, don't even understand what they're doing here. 
Q: Just explain the bounty hunting, how people ended up there. That they paid a bounty.
At the very beginning, after Americans took over Afghanistan, they needed to show the American public that you know, we have got people. So there was normal Afghans would catch normal Arabs, normal small Arabs and go to the American base and tell them, you know what, we have a big commander. The American would say yes okay and they would just buy him.
Q: If the Americans were paying large bounties, a large amount of money they would have ended up with a lot of innocent people there, don't you think?
Yes, a lot of innocent people. I told you the one story, I remember two, actually. One is the father that was brought by his own son. The son gave him a gun and took him up to an American base up there and took $5,000 for him. That's one story. 
 
The second story is a drug user, a person that was sitting next to me, not worried about being in jail, not worried about what's going to happen to his family, not worried about what he's going to get. All he's worried about every time he asks the MPs to come around, asking them for a smoke, asking them for some hashish for you know, for marijuana, something like that, you know. Not even, he doesn't even know what he's doing here. Truly a drug addict, not Al Qaeda at all.
 
- Interview with Abdurahman Khadr (there's a link here to watch the whole episode of Frontline) -
 
Excellent Arts and Crafts Project of the Week
 
Using a mirror and a window, you can turn your ceiling into a damn fine sundial. As the spot of reflected light moves across the ceiling, you can explain to your children that it's not the light that's moving but the whole house.
 
History Lesson from Hell
 
    "These men, and even a handful of women in the early days of the war, were killed in action, taken prisoner or, in many cases, left to float in frigid waters for hours and even days or weeks after their ships were blown out from under them as they ferried troops overseas and delivered beans, bandages and bullets to the Allied forces. They were subject to the military code of conduct, earned awards and could be court-marshaled. They suffered the highest casualty rate of any service in World War II. 
    "'When final victory is ours,' said Gen. Dwight D. Eisenhower, 'there is no organization that shared its credit more deservedly than the Merchant Marine.'
    "Despite his words, and despite even more glowing praise from President Franklin D. Roosevelt, men of the Merchant Marine returned home from the war only to be told they weren't veterans."
 
There's a bill before Congress to make things right and actually give veteran's benefits to members of the Merchant Marine. It's been sitting in the Committee on Veterans' Benefits for six months without movement. Our government admit a mistake? Nah.
 
History Lesson from Hell II:
Communist Rules for Revolution - 1919
 
A. Corrupt the young; get them away from religion. Get them  interested in sex. Make them superficial; destroy their ruggedness.
 
B. Get control of all means of publicity, thereby:
1. Get people's minds off their government by focusing their  attention on athletics, sexy books, plays and other trivialities.
 
2. Divide the people into hostile groups by constantly harping on controversial matters of no importance.
3. Destroy the people's faith in their natural leaders by holding them up to contempt, ridicule and disgrace.
 
4. Always preach true democracy, but seize power as fast and as ruthlessly as possible.
 
5. By encouraging government extravagance, destroy its credit, produce fear of inflation with rising prices and general discontent.
 
6. Incite unnecessary strikes in vital industries, encourage civil disorders and foster a lenient and soft attitude on the part of government toward such disorders.
 
7. By specious argument, cause the breakdown of the old moral virtues - honesty, sobriety, self-restraint, faith in the pledged word, ruggedness.
C. Cause the registration of ALL firearms on some pretext with a view to confiscate them and leave the population helpless.
 
 
Dueling Quotes
 
"Take it to the bank, there was no Iraqi involvement in 9/11. Let's put that to bed. That's what our commission found.... Were there contacts over time between Iraq and al-Qaeda? Yes, there were EFFORTS made to communicate. We found no evidence of collaboration in ANY effort to mount ANY kind of operation against the United States' interests."
- Richard Ben-Veniste: 9/11 Commission member, on Meet the Press -
 
    "The assertion that Saddam Hussein had no Weapons of Mass Destruction prior to last years liberation has been rendered absurd by United Nations weapons inspectors. 
    "Demetrius Perricos, acting chairman of UN Monitoring, Verification and Inspection Commission (UNMOVIC), recently disclosed that his inspectors have been busily tracking shipments of illicit Iraqi WMD components around the world.
    "The Associated Press announced that UNMOVIC inspectors have found dozens of engines from banned al-Samoud 2 (SA2) missiles, which were shipped out of Iraq as scrap metal. Most recently, UNMOVIC agents found 20 SA-2 engines in Jordan, along with a great deal of other WMD materials. Officials discovered an identical engine in a Rotterdam port in the Netherlands and believe as many as a dozen extra SA-2 missile engines alone have been transported out of Iraq and remain unaccounted for. Inspectors believe at least some of these engines have also reached Turkey and hope to search Turkish ports in the near future. 
    "UNMOVIC estimates as much as 1,000 tons of scrap metal a day are leaving Iraq bound for foreign shores."
- Ben Johnson: Exporting Saddam's WMDs -
 
"The removal of these materials [scrap metal] from Iraq raises concerns with regard to proliferation risks associated with dual-use material and equipment being transferred to unknown destinations, thereby also rendering the task of the disarmament of Iraq and its eventual confirmation, more difficult. The only controls at the borders are for the weight of the scrap metal, and to check whether there are any explosive or radioactive materials within the scrap."
- Demetrius Perricos: acting chief UN inspector -
 
Freedom Fighting Allies from Hell
 
"Senators and Representatives are supposed to be the servants OF THE PEOPLE. Ultimate political power in a Republican form of government lies with THE PEOPLE! They send individuals to represent them - NOT SELL OUT THE COUNTRY TO ONE-WORLD-GOVERNMENT PROPONENTS!"
 
Gallery of the Week
What, you thought Mongolian contortionists DIDN'T have a website?
 
Tourist Trap of the Week
 
Looking for an interesting vacation getaway? Why not try Fucking? Of course it seems the people of Fucking have got a problem with people stealing their Fucking signs, so while you're there, please keep your fucking hands to yourself.
 
Letter of the Week
 
Happy Father's Day ....

... to all of you he-men who managed to cum inside a fertile woman rather than pulling out and finishing off on her backside like in so many generic porno films.

Congratulations on having sperm not too damaged by your alcoholism, on selecting a mate willing to maintain her health long enough to bring another mouth-to-feed into this world of shrinking resources.

You're a real man, yes sirree: went through all that selfless work of knocking another bitch up ... so this message is for you:

Happy Father's Day!

-- Ken
 
Peter Paranoia Says...
 
Nine out of the 10 post-World War II U.S. recessions have been preceded by sharp rises in oil prices.
 
I Feel So Much Safer Now
Satan Doesn't Want You to Know
How to make beer butt chicken.
 
Trend of the Week
 
Paul Johnson Jr. was found beheaded in Saudi Arabia.
 
Arabs who might be from al Queda are saying they might behead a man who might be from South Korea if South Korea doesn't remove troops that might be in Iraq.
 
One of the men who wrote Abbott and Costello Meet Frankenstein was beheaded by a homeless man who insisted that Abbott and Costello never met Frankenstein.
 
Don't Take My Word For It
 
"Difficult times call for great leaders - men of vision, strength and courage. Men like George W. Bush and the shambling, reanimated corpse of Ronald Reagan."
 
    "Griffith, the general counsel for Brigham Young University since August 2000, had previously failed to renew his law license in Washington for three years while he was a lawyer based in the District. It was a mistake he attributed to an oversight by his law firm's staff. But that lapse in his D.C. license, reported earlier this month by The Washington Post, subsequently prevented Griffith from receiving a law license in Utah when he moved there. 
    "Under Utah law, Griffith's only option for obtaining the state license was to take and pass the state bar exam, an arduous test that lawyers try to take only once. He applied to sit for the exam, but never took it, Utah bar officials confirm."
 
    "Just back with footage they shot in Iraq, Afghanistan and Washington, D.C., filmmakers Gerard Ungerman and Audrey Brohy are racing against time. They're editing 15 hours a day in their North Hollywood home to get their documentary The Oil Factor Behind the War on Terror finished and into theaters before the presidential election.
    "Nearly a dozen other films are in that race too. In the shadow of Michael Moore and his high-profile Fahrenheit 9/11, a band of less flamboyant documentarians is rushing ahead with similarly charged political films. Taking advantage of inexpensive digital video technology and Internet marketing strategies, these filmmakers likely will reach wider audiences, faster, than political documentarians ever have."
 
"If all else fails, immortality can always be assured by spectacular error."
- John Kenneth Galbraith -
"The aim of every artist is to arrest motion, which is life, by artificial means and hold it fixed so that a hundred years later, when a stranger looks at it, it moves again since it is life...."
- William Faulkner, interview with Paris Review, 1956 -
 
"The United States is holding terrorism suspects in more than two dozen detention centers worldwide and about half of these operate in total secrecy, said a human rights report released on Thursday. Human Rights First, formerly known as the Lawyers Committee for Human Rights, said in a report that secrecy surrounding these facilities made 'inappropriate detention and abuse not only likely but inevitable.'"
 
"[I]f politics was my main motivation I would be doing politics. But I'm a filmmaker. First and foremost the art has to come before the politics."
 
"One ought, everyday, to hear a song, read a fine poem, and, if possible, to speak a few reasonable words."
- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe -
 
"The real question is whether we can make a leap of love, not a leap of faith. To make a leap of love means to love God whether or not He (or She, or it) exists. It is in loving God, rather than in only talking God, that we move from metaphor to meaning."
- Leonard Fein: Moments of the Spirit -
 
    "The latest attempt at 10th Amendment eradication comes in the form of H.R. 4204, the Local Law Enforcement Hate Crimes Prevention Act. Introduced by Rep. John Conyers (D-Mich.) and referred to the subcommittee on Crime, Terrorism and Homeland Security, this unconstitutional piece of legislation now touts 175 co-sponsors collectively stomping upon a domain that, by the very specific words contained within the 10th Amendment, ought by law to be left to the devises of separate state and local jurisdictions. 
    "Because what H.R. 4204 creates is a police state, with the U.S. Justice Department and attorney general making the bulk of law enforcement and prosecution decisions for the entire nation. 
    "This Hate Crimes bill gives the attorney general authority to provide technical, forensic, prosecutorial or other assistance in the criminal investigation or prosecution of any crime that constitutes a crime of violence under federal law or a felony under state or Indian tribal law, and is motivated by prejudice based on the race, color, religion, national origin, gender, sexual orientation or disability of the victim, or is a violation of the hate crime laws of the state or tribe. 
    "By that definition, a case can be made to place pretty much every crime of violence under jurisdiction of the attorney general."
 
    "The 9/11 panel, which includes Democrats and Republicans, portrays Osama bin Laden as the main architect of the Sept. 11 plot. Not a single e-mail, cell phone call or even a fruit basket was found to have passed personally from bin Laden to Hussein, either before or after the attack.
    "Cheney, however, hasn't eased up. Never one to let facts clutter a good speech, the vice president is pitching the same line today that he did in advance of the war."
 
"The folks at 1600 Pennsylvania didn't have Osama's address. They couldn't go after Iran or North Korea because those countries could defend themselves and retaliate, maybe with nukes. They couldn't invade Pakistan or Saudi Arabia because they're our 'allies.' But the Bush team knew that it wouldn't be hard to get rid of the second-rate dictator and romance novelist who posed no real threat."
- Maureen Dowd: Because they could -
 
"The basis for the hoo-ha was not a judgment of the panel of commissioners appointed to investigate the 9/11 attacks. As reporters noted below the headlines, it was an interim report of the commission's runaway staff, headed by the ex-N.S.C. aide Philip Zelikow. After Vice President Dick Cheney's outraged objection, the staff's sweeping conclusion was soon disavowed by both commission chairman Tom Kean and vice chairman Lee Hamilton."
- William Safire: The Zelikow Report -
 
"Viewed from Baghdad since April 2003, the occupation has evolved from an optimistic partnership between Americans and Iraqis into a relationship driven by frustration and resentment. U.S. reconstruction specialists commonly complain of ungrateful Iraqis. Residents of a tough Baghdad neighborhood who welcomed U.S. forces with cold cans of orange soda last spring now jeer as military vehicles roll past."
 
"The U.S. Supreme Court failed the nation when it ducked the issue of whether the words 'under God' in the Pledge of Allegiance violate the Constitution in public schools. Some may applaud the court's cleverness in avoiding a highly controversial political issue. But in doing so, the court made bad law concerning the rights of non-custodial parents to sue on behalf of their children and, even worse, abdicated its fundamental role in the U.S. system of government."

    "Last week the Supreme Court ruled in effect that once parents are involved in family court proceedings, their federal rights are at risk. This decision sets a dangerous precedent that violates the rights of citizens to have the federal judiciary address their claims.
    "The case, which I brought, presented the court with an important question: is a classroom recital of the Pledge of Allegiance unconstitutional? The pledge with its claim that ours is 'one nation, under God' is recited daily in the public school attended by my daughter. Because I am an atheist, she is, in essence, told every school morning that her father's religious views are wrong.
    "This is an injury to me personally, which should give me 'standing': the right to have the court adjudicate my claim. Nonetheless, the merits of the case were never addressed. Instead, the court ruled that since I do not have legal custody of my daughter, I do not have the right to pursue the matter in the federal courts."
 
"On a typical evening, one can see U.S. soldiers smoking from 4-foot-tall hookahs and security contractors guffawing over beer, their machine guns by their sides. The CPA's would-be strategists can sometimes be seen in their ubiquitous military desert boots and dress shirts and slacks, playing Risk, the board game of global domination."
 
"Nothing in this world can take the place of persistence. Talent will not; nothing is more common than unsuccessful people with talent. Genius will not; unrewarded genius is almost a proverb. Education will not; the world is full of educated derelicts. Persistence and determination alone are omnipotent. The slogan 'press on' has solved and always will solve the problems of the human race."
- Calvin Coolidge -
 
"It's not easy playing God."
- Bennett Raley: Bush's water czar - 
 
"We need to learn to set our course by the stars, not by the lights of every passing ship."
- General Omar Bradley -
 
"Civil disobedience becomes a sacred duty when the State becomes lawless or corrupt."
- Mahatma Gandhi -
 
"The Bush administration's last remaining justification for the invasion of Iraq has been demolished by a private poll revealing that only 2 per cent of Iraqis regard the occupying forces as liberators."
 
"A poll conducted by the University of Maryland in April found that 57% of Americans believe Iraq was substantially supporting al-Qaeda before the 11 September 2001 attacks or was involved in the attacks themselves. And that number was hardly changed from a similar poll a year earlier."
- Jon Leyne: Bush political fallout limited -  
 
    "Today a group of former senior diplomatic officials and retired military commanders--several of whom are the kind who 'have never spoken out before' on such matters--issued a bracing statement arguing that George W. Bush has damaged the country's national security and calling on Americans to defeat him in November. It's too early to tell if the statement will have an impact on this fall's campaign. But Diplomats and Military Commanders for Change, as the group is called, reveals (again) how dangerously isolated the Bush Administration is not just around the world but even from America's own bipartisan foreign policy and military establishments.
    "Jack Matlock, who served as Reagan and Bush 41's ambassador to the Soviet Union, has signed the statement, as has Ret. Adm. William Crowe, who served as Reagan's Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff.. Retired Marine Gen. Joseph Hoar has added his name to the list, and he commanded US forces in the Middle East under Bush Sr. Phyllis Oakley, who served as a State Department spokesperson under Reagan, is another signatory. The vast majority of the signatories are, in fact, either conservative Republicans who served under Reagan and Bush 41 or they are bipartisan, consensus-driven ex-diplomats who served their country from Africa to Asia because they believed in America's leadership role around the world."
 
"I'm not a happy camper."
- Camper Colin Powell on Meet the Press -
 
"Integrity is not a 90 percent thing, not a 95 percent thing; either you have it or you don't."
- Peter Scotese -
 
"View all problems as challenges. Look upon negativities that arise as opportunities to learn and to grow. Don't run from them, condemn yourself, or bury your burden in saintly silence. You have a problem? Great. More grist for the mill. Rejoice, dive in, and investigate."
- Bhante Henepola Gunaratana: Mindfulness in Plain English -
 
"It is not those who lack energy or refrain from action, but those who work without expectation of reward who attain the goal of meditation. Theirs is true renunciation."
- Bhagavad Gita 6:1 -
 
"You bestow sovereignty to whom You will, and You withdraw sovereignty from whom You will. You exalt whom You will, and You abase whom You will. In Your hand lies all that is worthy. You have power over all things."
- Qur'an, Al-Imran, Surah 3:26 talking about Dubya or Allah -
 
"Be an opener of doors for such as come after thee, and do not try to make the universe a blind alley."
Ralph Waldo Emerson apparently in favor of Napster and open source computing -
 
"It's never the end of the world. It's already tomorrow in Australia."
- Charles M. Schultz -
 
"It takes courage to grow up and turn out to be who you really are."
e.e. cummings -
 
"It has taken me all my life to understand it is not necessary to understand everything."
- Rene Coty -
 
    "Among high school students, current use -- defined as use within the last 30 days -- is now higher for marijuana than for cigarettes. According to the CDC, 21.9 percent of teens reported smoking cigarettes within the last month, while 22.4 percent smoked marijuana.
    "There is a lesson here, but one that policymakers won't want to hear: If the idea is to stop teen substance use, the approach we've used with tobacco works better than the approach we've taken with marijuana. That means regulation of adult use, rather than prohibition."
 
"Blood has no power to cleanse, but the giving up of harmful actions will make the heart whole. Better than worshipping gods is following the ways of goodness."
- Buddha -
 
"Money is the poor man's credit card."
- Marshall McLuhan -
 
"The slave is a freeman if content with his lot, the freeman is a slave if he seeks more than that."
- Judah Al-Harizi: Sefer Tahkemoni -
 
"You've got this little boy named Dick, and in the book's opening scene, the first words are, 'Oh, God, please take care of old Dick.' This is his mother's final words on her deathbed. Little Dick is sitting next to his mom as she dies. Dick's dad meanwhile is lying on the floor passed out drunk from Demon rum. What's interesting about this is Reagan's father, if not an alcoholic, had an alcohol problem."
 
"Federal sentencing guidelines: Under this new method of sentencing, which went into effect in 1987, prison time is determined mostly by the weight of the drugs involved in the offense. Parole was abolished and prisoners must serve 85 percent of their sentence. Except in rare situations, judges can no longer factor in the character of the defendant, the effect of incarceration on his or her dependents, and in large part, the nature and circumstances of the crime. The only way to receive a more lenient sentence is to act as an informant against others and hope that the prosecutor is willing to deal."
- Jeralyn Merritt: Reagan's Drug War Legacy - 
 
"We believe licensed physicians are competent to employ marijuana, and patients have a right to obtain marijuana legally, under medical supervision, from a regulated source. Federal policies do not reflect a factual or balanced assessment of marijuana's use as a medicant."
- Newt Gingrich in 1982 before backing Reagan's drug war -
 
"Where am I going and why am I in this handbasket?"
- Western Civilization -
 
Everything Else
 
Play with a virtual body.
 
They can't tear down Abu Graib prison because a judge has declared it a crime scene and/or future tourist attraction.

Contact George W. Bush - president@whitehouse.gov
Contact Jeb Bush - jeb.bush@myflorida.com
Contact Saddam Hussein -
president@whitehouse.gov
Contact Osama bin Laden - president@whitehouse.gov
Contact Kim Jong Il - eng-info@kcna.co.jp
Contact Jacques Chirac - france-presse@un.int
Contact the Pope - accreditamenti@pressva.va
Contact the Democratic Candidates:  Wesley Clark, Howard Dean, John Edwards, Dick Gephardt, Bob Graham, John Kerry, Dennis Kucinich, Joe Lieberman, Carol Moseley Braun, Al Sharpton
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Embassy of the Russian Federation: 202-298-5700
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White House switchboard: (202) 456-1414
Contact your Senator -
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House and Senate switchboard: (202) 224-3121
Links to Central Government Agencies -
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Jerusalem 91190
Israel
 
 
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Reader Comment

Re: Ray Bradbury

I'm losing all respect for the man. I've enjoyed reading some of his fiction in the past, but his current actions are too ridiculous.

He's trying to protest (too much methinks) that his ire with Moore is not fueled by a difference in political views. But what else explains it? As any author knows--book titles are NOT subject to copyright.

Moore used the word Fahrenheit, and he has every right to do so. Bradbury has no claim to the word, he has no claim to the name Fahrenheit 451. Bradbury needs seriously to get over himself. Either that or go back to his corner and continue wetting himself and sucking on his thumb!

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Sick Of This Crap!

The 9/11 Commission is finished. Now America can ignore everything they've said and keep torturing Iraqis. But of course, sickofthiscrap.com serves as your favorite fly to taint the Bush Administration's ointment. Let's get on with it, shall we?

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Last Night

Sunny, breezy, pretty day.

Wonder how many more days Ken Jennings will last on 'Jeopardy'?  $471,759 is a nice chunk o'change.



Tonight, Tuesday:

Bill Clinton guests on 'Oprah' today.

CBS fills the night with a FRESH 'AFIs 100 Years - 100 Songs'.
Scheduled on a FRESH Dave are Kevin Kline, Nicole Richie, and Vernon Reid.
Scheduled on a FRESH Craiggers are Avril Lavigne.

NBC starts the night with a FRESH 'Next Action Star', followed by the FRESH, but rigged, 'Last Comic Standing', then a RERUN 'Law & Order: Special Victims Unit'.
Scheduled on a FRESH Leno are Tobey Maguire, Rocky LaPorte, and Maroon 5.
Scheduled on a FRESH Conan are Ashley Judd and Alanis Morissette.
Scheduled on a FRESH Carson Daly are Rachel Griffiths, Richard Schiff, and X-Ecutioners.

ABC opens the night with a RERUN '8 Simple Rules', followed by a RERUN 'I'm With Her', then a RERUN 'Jim', followed by a RERUN 'Less Than Perfect', then the SERIES PREMIERE 'NYPD 24/7'.
Scheduled on a FRESH Jimmy Kimmel are Rachel McAdams and Travis Tritt.

The WB offers a RERUN 'Gilmore Girls', followed by a FRESH 'Summerland'.

Faux has a FRESH 'Bernie Mac', followed by a RERUN 'Method & Red', then a FRESH 'The Jury'.

UPN has a RERUN 'One On One', followed by a RERUN 'All Of Us', then a RERUN 'America's Next Top Model'.

A&E has 'American Justice', 'Biography' (Ted Bundy), and a 2-hour FRESH 'Cold Case Files'.

AMC offers the movie 'Mask', followed by the movie 'Working Girl', then the movie 'Mulholland Falls'.

BBC  -   
[2pm] 'The Vicar of Dibley' - Celebrity Vicar;     [2:40pm] 'Are You Being Served? - No Sale;     [3:20pm] 'Keeping Up Appearances'' - Episode 6;     [4pm] 'The Saint' - The Man Who Gambled With Life;     [5pm] 'The Weakest Link' - Episode 20;     [6pm] 'BBC World News';     [6:30pm] 'Cash in the Attic' - Hinton;     [7:pm] 'House Invaders' - Leyland, Lancashire;     [7:30pm] 'Changing Rooms' - Loughborough;     [8pm] 'Design Rules' - Balance and Order;     [8:30pm] 'Design Rules' - Texture and Pattern;     [9pm] 'What Not to Wear' - Red Carpet Special;     [10pm] 'Cash in the Attic' - Pigott;     [10:30pm] 'Cash in the Attic' - Grey;     [11pm] 'Design Rules' - Balance and Order;     [11:30pm] 'Design Rules' - Texture and Pattern;     [12am] 'What Not to Wear' - Red Carpet Special;     [1am] 'Cash in the Attic' - Pigott;     [1:30am] 'Cash in the Attic' - Grey;     [2am] 'House Invaders' - Leyland, Lancashire;     [2:30am] 'Changing Rooms' - Loughborough;     [3am] 'Design Rules' - Balance and Order;     [3:30am] 'Design Rules' - Texture and Pattern;     [4am] 'What Not to Wear' - Red Carpet Special;     [5am] 'Cash in the Attic' - Pigott;     [5:30am] 'Cash in the Attic' - Grey;     [6am] 'BBC World News'.    (ALL TIMES EDT)

Bravo has 'West Wing', 'Queer Eye', a FRESH 'Blow Out', and another 'Queer Eye'.

Comedy Central has 'Straight Plan For The Gay Man', 'Reel Comedy', 'Insomniac', 'South Park', 'Chappelle's Show', and another 'Chappelle's Show'.
Scheduled on a FRESH Jon Stewart is Ashley Judd.

FX has the SEASON PREMIERE of 'Nip/Tuck'.

History has 'Modern Marvels', 'Tactical To Practical', a FRESH 'Tech Effect', another 'Tech Effect', and 'Wild West Tech'.

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[6AM] 'IFC Short Film Collection II';     [8AM] 'Shower' (1999);     [10:15AM] 'Let Him Have It' (1991);     [12:30PM] 'East/West' (1999);     [2:45PM] 'Cars That Ate Paris' (1974);     [4:15PM] Short: 'Ghost Of F. Scott Fitzgerald' (2002);     [4:30PM] 'Let Him Have It' (1991);     [6:45PM] 'East/West' (1999);     [9PM] 'Dinner For Five #20' (2004);     [9:30PM] 'Rocked With Gina Gershon - Episode #5' (2004);     [10PM] 'Apocalypse Now (Redux)' (1979);     [1:30AM] 'Mrs. Parker & The Vicious Circle' (1994);     [3:45AM] 'The Company Of Wolves' (1984).    (ALL TIMES EDT)

SciFi fills the night with the movie 'Gulliver's Travels' (Ted Danson version).

Sundance  -   
[7:05AM] 'Longtime Companion' (Feature);     [8:45AM] 'American Waitress: New Mexico' (Feature);     [10AM] 'Latino Shorts I' (Short);     [11AM] 'Swimming' (Feature);     [12:35PM] 'The Daytrippers' (Feature);     [2:05PM] 'Abused and Catholic' (Documentary);     [3PM] 'The Designated Mourner' (Feature);     [4:45PM] 'Fire' (Feature);     [6:30PM] 'Longtime Companion' (Feature);     [8:15PM] 'The Projectionist' (Short);     [8:30PM] 'Anatomy of a Scene: Die Mommie Die!' (Original Production);     [9PM] 'Margaret Cho's Revolution' (Documentary);     [10:30PM] 'Barrier Device' (Short);     [11PM] 'Read My Lips' (Feature);     [1:05AM] 'Shorts Out Loud' (Short);     [2:05AM] 'The Lover' (Feature);     [3:55AM] 'Desert Hearts' (Feature);     [5:30AM] 'Our House: A Very Real Documentary About Kids of Gay and Lesbian Parents' (Documentary).    (ALL TIMES EDT)

TCM spends the afternoon with James Cagney, celebrating what would have been his 105th birthday. The evening is spent paying tribute to Cary Grant.
 [6am]    'Ninotchka' (1939);
 [8am]    'Hold Back the Dawn' (1941);
 [10am]    'The Major and the Minor' (1942);
 [12pm]    'One, Two, Three' (1961);
 [2pm]    'The Time Of Your Life' (1948);
 [4pm]    'The Strawberry Blonde' (1941);
 [6pm]    'City For Conquest' (1940);

 [8pm]    'Only Angels Have Wings' (1939);
 [10:30pm]    'Cary Grant: A Class Apart' (2004)
 [12am]    'Crisis' (1950);
 [2am]    'None but the Lonely Heart' (1944)
 [4am]    'Sylvia Scarlett' (1936).
    (ALL TIMES EDT)


Wednesday  -  06/23

TCM offers a 'Walk On The Wild Side' (1962) - it's wonderfully campy, with something for everyone - so to speak.
 [6am]    'In Name Only' (1939);
 [8am]    'Invitation' (1952);
 [9:30am]    'Camille' (1937);
 [11:30am]    'Intermezzo: A Love Story' (1939);
 [1pm]    'A Farewell To Arms' (1932);
 [2:30pm]    'Wuthering Heights' (1939);
 [4:30pm]    'Doctor Zhivago' (1965);
 [8pm]    'Walk On The Wild Side' (1962);
 [10pm]    'It's A Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World' (1963);
 [1:15am]    'West Side Story' (1961);
 [4am]    'Grand Prix' (1966).    (ALL TIMES EDT)



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Former President Bill Clinton, center, his wife Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton, D-NY, right, and their daughter Chelsea, left, arrive at the Metropolitan Museum of Art for a party celebrating the publication of Bill Clinton's autobiography, 'My Life,' Monday, June 21, 2004, in New York.
Photo by Kathy Willens

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The Information One-Stop

Moose & Squirrel

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Michael Moore Feels Badly

Ray Bradbury

Filmmaker Michael Moore admits he feels horrible for upsetting legendary writer Ray Bradbury over the title of Moore's new film Fahrenheit 9/11.

Bradbury is demanding an apology for not being asked permission to lift his book title and wants the film property renamed, something that is not likely to happen at this late stage.

"It has broken my heart," says Moore. "I've called to try and apologize and work it out and he's just ... oh, jeez I don't know what to say."

Moore says he tried to explain to the 83-year-old writer that the film could bring more young readers to his book but apparently no dice. He says if he had called the film The Diary of Michael Moore, surely people wouldn't confuse it with The Diary of Anne Frank.

Ray Bradbury

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The Beastie Boys pose on the red carpet prior to the 15th Much Music Video Awards in Toronto, June 20, 2004. The Beastie Boys performed at the awards.
Photo by Mike Cassese

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Wins $356,000 in Poker Tournament

Ben Affleck

Ben Affleck beat fellow actor Tobey Maguire and nearly 90 other poker players over the weekend to win first place and $356,400 at a major California poker tournament.

Affleck's win at the Commerce Casino's California State Poker Championship qualifies him for a seat at the World Poker Tour Championship next April.

Ben Affleck

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Stars Pay Tribute to 'King of Skiffle'

Lonnie Donegan

Some of the biggest names in rock took part in a tribute concert tonight to "King of Skiffle" Lonnie Donegan.

Van Morrison, Mark Knopfler, Roger Daltrey and Bill Wyman were among the stars appearing at the Royal Albert Hall gig.

Donegan - considered by many to be the "Godfather of Rock'n'Roll" - died in November 2002 at the age of 71.

Other stars appearing on the bill tonight included Gerry Marsden, Jools Holland, Joe Cocker, Rolf Harris, Joe Brown and Billy Bragg.

All cited Donegan as their inspiration for going into the music business.

Lonnie Donegan

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Concert in Connecticut

Diana Ross

Brothers Evan and Ross Naess are so active in the local teen center that their mother offered to help out with a fund-raiser there by offering a free concert. That's what happens when your mom is Diana Ross.

The concert is scheduled for Thursday at the Roger Sherman Baldwin Park, which is adjacent to the nonprofit teen center. While the concert is free, there are more than 300 passes to a special reception with Ross after the show that are selling for $250. All funds raised will benefit the teen center.

Diana Ross

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A Bolivian Aymara plays a native instrument during a traditional solstice ceremony in Taraca, south of La Paz, June 21, 2004. The ceremony marks the year 5512 in the Aymara's calendar and the winter solstice.
Photo by David Mercado

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Wedding News

De La Cruz - James

King of Queens overlord Kevin James has himself a new missus after swapping vows with fiancée Steffiana De La Cruz Saturday in Southern California.

According to Extra, the happy couple exchanged "I dos" at the St. Edward Catholic Church in Dana Point, California before some 200 family and friends, including James longtime cohort in comedy, Ray Romano.

The reception reportedly took place at the swanky Montage Resort and Spa in nearby Laguna Beach. There, they reportedly sampled sumptuous appetizers in a garden with an ocean vista before retreating to a ballroom for dinner and dancing.

De La Cruz - James

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Formerly 'The Vidiot'

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Investors to Buy Chain

Loews Cineplex

A group of U.S. investors have agreed to buy the Loews Cineplex Entertainment theater chain for $1.46 billion.

Onex Corp. and Oaktree Capital Management, which own Loews, announced plans Monday to sell the world's third-largest cinema chain, with over 200 theaters and 2,200 screens worldwide.

The buyer is a corporation formed by Bain Capital, the Carlyle Group and Spectrum Equity Investors, Toronto-based Onex said.

Loews Cineplex

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Thousands of druids, spiritualists and revellers have descended on Stonehenge early on June 21 for the annual summer solstice celebration at the ancient stone circle. A file photo shows revellers watching the sunrise at Stonehenge.
Photo by Paul Hackett

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Takes 11th Wife

King Mswati III

Swazi King Mswati III, Africa's last absolute monarch, has taken a new wife, bringing the number of official spouses to 11, a royal source said.

King Mswati III and 20-year-old Zena Mahlangu tied the knot last week at the traditional headquarters of the monarchy just outside the capital city of Mbabane.

Zena Mahlangu's mother, Lindiwe Dlamini, had tried in vain to prevent the king from marrying her daughter after claiming that she had been abducted by two royal emissaries on October 18, 2002.

King Mswati III

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Explanation For Cancelled Concert

World Peace Music Awards

Concert organizers are blaming communications glitches for the last-minute cancellation of what would have been the biggest international music show ever scheduled in Vietnam.

The 2nd annual World Peace Music Awards had been set for Tuesday at Hanoi's My Dinh National Stadium, with performances from artists including Lionel Richie, Gloria Gaynor, Hootie and the Blowfish and the Black Eyed Peas.

Twenty-five artists from around the world were expected to participate with some proceeds benefiting victims of Agent Orange - a chemical defoliant the U.S. military used during the Vietnam War.

World Peace Music Awards

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Time to Wake Up the 'Choir'

Michael Moore

Heading into Friday's U.S. debut of Michael Moore's "Fahrenheit 9/11," at least one question remains: has the director crafted a movie for all audiences or will it only play well to anti-Bush partisans?

Even if the latter is the case and the Oscar-winning filmmaker is simply "preaching to the choir," Moore said that is fine with him.

"Don't diminish the importance of the choir," Moore told Reuters in a recent interview. "That choir has been asleep; that choir has been ignored ... and if this movie wakes that choir up and gets them singing, I will have made, I believe, a significant contribution."

For the rest, Michael Moore

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In Memory

Doris Dowling

Doris Dowling, the brunette actress who made her screen debut as the hooker in Billy Wilder's classic 1945 drama "The Lost Weekend," has died at age 81, her husband Leonard B. Kaufman said Monday.

The Detroit-born actress started her career on the stage before coming to Hollywood with her sister, the late actress Constance Dowling.

Doris Dowling made a splash in "The Lost Weekend," starring Ray Milland as an alcoholic who attracts the attention of the prostitute Gloria. The movie won Academy Awards for best picture, lead actor, director and screenplay.

In her next movie, the Raymond Chandler-scripted "The Blue Dahlia," she played the murder victim in a mystery that starred Alan Ladd and Veronica Lake.

When her Hollywood career began to wane, she and her sister moved to Rome and spent several years working in Italian films.

Director Giuseppe de Santis was impressed by the younger Dowling's dark hair, soulful eyes, alabaster complexion and deep voice, which colleagues saw as "the face of Italy." If she brushed up on her Italian, de Santis told her, she could become the star of his new film " Bitter Rice  [Riso amaro]," playing a jewelry thief hiding among Northern Italy's women rice workers.

Dowling made five other films in Italy and France, including one in English, Orson Welles' " Othello."

In her later years, she did guest appearances on more than 100 television shows, from the live " Playhouse 90" to such series as " Bonanza," " Barnaby Jones" and " The Dukes of Hazzard." She served on the board of directors of Los Angeles' Theater East.

Dowling married three times. She was the seventh wife of bandleader Artie Shaw, whom she married in 1952 and divorced in 1956. She was married to United Artists executive Robert F. Blumofe from 1956 until their divorce in 1959.

In 1960, she married producer Leonard B. Kaufman, who survives. Dowling is also survived by one son, Jonathan Shaw.

No memorial services were planned, Kaufman said.

Doris Dowling

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A male hybrid owl, produced by a Northern spotted owl and a barred owl, snatches a mouse offered by a researcher June 7, 2004 in the Willamette National Forest outside Lowell, Ore. One of the issues included in a review of threatened species protection for the Northern spotted owl is hybridization and it is putting a wrinkle in the future of the threatened bird that triggered sharp logging cutbacks in the Northwest.
Photo by Jeff Barnard

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