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'Best of TBH Politoons'
Thanks, again, Tim!
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Resident Nominated
Humor Gazette
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from Mark
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Weekly Link
Sick Of This Crap!
Although the Bush administration would prefer you not contemplate the bodycount for their latest game of Stratego, we at sickofthiscrap.com honor those who have made the ultimate sacrifice, even if it was for all the wrong reasons.
Thanks, Iyad!
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Selected Readings
from that Mad Cat, JD
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In The Chaos Household
Last Night
Sunnier & warmer.
Tonight, Tuesday:
CBS begins the night with a
RERUN 'Navy NCIS', followed by a
RERUN 'The Guardian', then a
RERUN 'Judging Amy'.
On a
RERUN Dave are Kelly Ripa and softball star Jennie Finch.
On a
RERUN Craiggers are Jon Favreau, Dakota Fanning, Gene Pompa.
NBC starts the night with a
RERUN 'Fear Factor', followed by the
LIVE on the east coast Donald Trump's
'Miss Universe Pageant'.
On a
RERUN Leno are Maria Shriver, Steve-O, Chris Pontius, and Montgomery Gentry.
On a
RERUN Conan are Kristen Davis, Omar Epps, and the Holmes Brothers.
Scheduled on
Carson Daly are Famke Janssen and Finch.
ABC opens the night with a
RERUN '8 Simple Rules', followed by a
RERUN 'I'm With Her', then a
RERUN 'Jim', followed by a
RERUN 'Less Than Perfect', then a
FRESH 'Peter Jenning's Reporting' on LAPD.
On a
RERUN Jimmy Kimmel (from 5/21/04) are Ryan Seacrest, Rose Byrne, Finger Eleven
The
WB offers the
SERIES PREMIERE of
'Summerland'.
Faux has a
FRESH 'Summer Music Mania 2004'.
UPN has a
RERUN 'One On One', followed by a
RERUN 'All Of Us', then a
RERUN 'One On One', followed by a
RERUN 'Rock Me Baby'.
A&E has
'American Justice', a 2-hour
'Biography' (Dwight D. Eisenhower', then the movie
'Ike: Countdown To D-Day'.
AMC offers the movie
'The Longest Day', followed by the movie
'Conan The Destroyer', then the movie
'Earthquake'.
BBC -
[6pm]
'BBC World News'
[6:30pm]
'Cash in the Attic' - Chislett;
[7pm]
'House Invaders' - Blackheath;
[7:30pm]
'Changing Rooms' - Sheffield;
[8pm]
'Design Rules' - Colors;
[8:30pm]
'Design Rules' - Space and Planning;
[9pm]
'What Not to Wear' - Claire;
[9:30pm]
'What Not to Wear' - Matthew;
[10pm]
'Cash in the Attic' - Hinton;
[11pm]
'Design Rules' - Colors;
[11:30pm]
'Design Rules' - Space and Planning;
[12am]
'What Not to Wear' - Claire;
[12:30am]
'What Not to Wear' - Matthew;
[1am]
'Cash in the Attic' - Hinton;
[2am]
'House Invaders' - Blackheath;
[2:30am]
'Changing Rooms' - Sheffield;
[3am]
'Design Rules' - Colors;
[3:30am]
'Design Rules' - Space and Planning;
[4am]
'What Not to Wear' - Claire;
[4:30am]
'What Not to Wear' - Matthew;
[5am]
'Cash in the Attic' - Hinton;
[6am]
'BBC World News'. (ALL TIMES EDT)
Bravo has
'West Wing',
'Queer Eye', another
'Queer Eye', and still another
'Queer Eye'.
Comedy Central has
'MAD TV',
'Last Comic Standing',
'South Park',
'Chappelle's Show', and another
'Chappelle's Show'.
Scheduled on
Jon Stewart is David Cross.
FX offers a
FRESH 'The Shield'.
History has
'Modern Marvels',
'Deep Sea Detectives',
'Band Of Brothers' (part 6), and
'Investigating History'.
IFC -
[6AM]
'Anniversary Party' (2001);
[8AM]
'The Plague' (1992);
[9:45AM]
'Passion In The Desert' (1998);
[11:30AM]
'IFC Short Film Collection I';
[1:30PM]
'The Plague' (1992);
[3:15PM]
'Passion In The Desert' (1998);
[5PM]
'IFC Short Film Collection II';
[7PM]
Short: Blink Of Paradise' (2000);
[7:15PM]
'Shower' (1999);
[9PM]
'Dinner For Five #31' (2004);
[9:30PM]
'Rocked With Gina Gershon - Episode 2' (2004);
[10PM]
'Quills' (2000);
[12:15AM]
'Boys Don't Cry';
[2:15AM]
'Cherry Falls' (2000);
[3:50AM]
'Quills' (2000). (ALL TIMES EDT)
SciFi has the movie
'Waterworld', followed by movie
'Riverworld'.
Sundance -
[6:30AM]
'Gotham Fish Tales' (Documentary);
[7:45AM]
'Downtown 81' (Feature);
[9AM]
'My Father's Son' (Documentary);
[10:30AM]
'Marathon' (World Cinema);
[11:45AM]
'Traveler' (Short);
[12PM]
'Barrier Device' (Short);
[12:30PM]
'Cul de Sac: A Suburban War Story' (Documentary);
[1:30PM]
'Cunnamulla' (Documentary);
[3PM]
'The Blank Generation' (Documentary);
[4PM]
'The Business of Fancydancing' (Feature);
[5:45PM]
'Gotham Fish Tales' (Documentary);
[7PM]
'My Father's Son' (Documentary);
[8:30PM]
'Barrier Device' (Short);
[9PM]
'Anatomy of a Scene: The Door in the Floor' (Original Production);
[9:30PM]
'Marathon' (World Cinema);
[11PM]
'She's Gotta Have It' (Feature);
[12:30AM]
'The Hired Hand' (Feature);
[2AM]
'Butterfly Kiss' (World Cinema);
[3:30AM]
'Read My Lips' (Feature);
[5:30AM]
'Swimming' (Feature). (ALL TIMES EDT)
TCM pays tribute most of the
morning and all of the afternoon to
Frank Morgan, who was born on this day in 1890. The evening
celebrates
Cary Grant and features a heaping helping of
Alfred Hitchcock ♥.
[6am]
'The Half-Naked Truth' (1933);
[7:30am] 'Broadway To Hollywood' (1933);
[9am] 'Success At Any Price' (1934);
[10:30am] 'By Your Leave' (1935);
[12pm] 'The Perfect Gentleman' (1935);
[1:15pm] 'I Live My Life' (1935);
[3pm] 'Henry Goes Arizona' (1939);
[4:30pm] 'Broadway Serenade' (1939);
[6:30pm] 'Washington Melodrama' (1941);
[8pm] 'Cary Grant: A Class Apart' (2004);
[9:30pm] 'North By Northwest' (1959) ♥;
[12am] 'Cary Grant: A Class Apart' (2004);
[1:30am] 'Notorious' (1946) ♥;
[3:15am] 'Suspicion' (1941) ♥;
[5am] 'Suzy' (1936). (ALL TIMES EDT)
Wednesday - 06/02
TCM:
[7am]
'The Spellbinder' (1939);
[8:15am]
'Mexican Spitfire Sees A Ghost' (1942);
[9:30am]
'Betrayal From The East' (1945);
[11am]
'Ride The Pink Horse' (1947);
[1pm]
'Magnificent Obsession' (1954);
[3pm]
'Man Of A Thousand Faces' (1957);
[5:30pm]
'Love Me Or Leave Me' (1955);
[8pm]
'The Man With The Golden Arm' (1955);
[10:15pm]
'Bunny Lake Is Missing' (1965);
[12:15am]
'Exodus' (1960);
[3:45am]
'Sweet Bird Of Youth' (1962). (ALL TIMES EDT)
Any opinions?
Or reviews?
(See below for addresses)
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Fromer NBC news personality Jane Pauley applauds the graduating class of Brown University after receiving an honorary Doctor of Humane Letters degree Monday, May 31, 2004, in Providence, R.I.
Photo by Stew Milne
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The Information One-Stop
Moose & Squirrel
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Richard Pryor's Wife
Jennifer Lee
The current Mrs. Richard Pryor sure is a survivor. The iconic black American comedian pulled a gun on Jennifer Lee, beat her up and was wired to the moon on cocaine most of the time. They divorced in 1982 but later remarried.
Now she lovingly tends him through multiple sclerosis and the bullets from the gun have been framed on a bulletin board as a macabre memento of tempestuous times.
They share a bizarre sense of humor that echoes his profane stand-up routines.
For a lot more, Jennifer Lee
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A youngster walks among 810 crosses lining the sand on the beach in Santa Monica, California May 31, 2004. The crosses represent men and women killed in military action in Iraq as the United States observes Memorial Day, a day of remembrance for those who have died in the nation's military service. Official Pentagon statistics show 802 U.S. dead and 4,682 wounded in Iraq as of Friday morning.
Photo by Robert Galbraith
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Islamic Institute Urges 1987 Novel Banned
Nawal el-Saadawi
The leading Muslim institute Al-Azhar has urged the Egyptian government to ban a 1987 novel by the outspoken feminist Nawal el-Saadawi, saying it violates Islam.
El-Saadawi rejected the criticism Monday, saying her book, The Fall of The Imam, concerns the abuse of religion and the alliances forged between corrupt politicians and religious establishments.
El-Saadawi, 72, has often stirred controversy. Many of her 42 books have been banned in Egypt or other Arab states, or condemned by critics. Her works challenge conventional attitudes toward women and religion, and accuse Arab governments of being undemocratic.
Nawal el-Saadawi
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In The Kitchen With BartCop & Friends
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Bemoans Today's Music Industry
Linda Ronstadt
Linda Ronstadt, whose singing career began in the 1960s, says today's music industry values sex appeal more than talent.
"If you are someone like Beyonce who happens to be gorgeous and talented, well great. But there are a lot of people who are not paid attention to because they don't look like a fashion model," the 57-year-old singer said.
Linda Ronstadt
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Afghan refugee mother and child wait to leave for Afghanistan, Monday, May 31, 2004 from Lahore, Pakistan. Most of the Afghan refugees who fled their country from war and severe drought are returning back. Some of them are still reluctant to go back due to uncertainity in their country.
Photo by K.M.Chaudary
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New Howie Mandel Comedy Show
Bravo
Bravo has ordered six episodes of a Howie Mandel vehicle originally set up at its NBC corporate sibling.
The tentatively titled "Hidden Howie" could air on the cable network as early as the fourth quarter. The improvisational half-hour series stars Mandel as himself interacting with a mix of actors and real people.
The "Howie" pilot was originally shot last year for NBC, which ultimately passed. Undeterred, Mandel retooled the concept and reshot the project.
Bravo
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New Opera Debuts
'Call Me Ishmael'
A new English-language opera based on Herman Melville's classic "Moby Dick" premiered in Amsterdam for a one-night performance in the Stadsschouwburg, or city music hall.
Named after the book's famous opening line, "Call Me Ishmael" drew a full house Sunday and standing ovation for composer Gary Goldschneider, who had worked on the piece for nearly 20 years.
Lyrics were drawn from the novel, and the music, performed by the Rotterdam Chamber Orchestra, was equally influenced by American musical theater and classic opera.
'Call Me Ishmael'
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New York Mets right fielder Karim Garcia handles an errant beach ball, shaped like a baseball, during the first inning of their National League game against the Philadelphia Phillies, in Philadelphia, May 31, 2004. The game was suspended in the third inning after a rain delay.
Photo by Tim Shaffer
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To Be Buried Wednesday in Berlin
Helmut Newton
German Chancellor Gerhard Schroeder plans to attend this week's Berlin burial of acclaimed photographer Helmut Newton, who died in a Los Angeles car crash.
Newton, who fled Berlin in 1938 to escape persecution as a Jew, is being buried Wednesday in his native Schoeneberg district, near the grave of actress Marlene Dietrich. Schroeder will attend the burial and a memorial event at Berlin's City Hall with Newton's widow June, the Welt Am Sonntag newspaper reported.
The photographer, born Helmut Neustaedter, returned to Berlin last October to donate more than 1,000 of his photos to a new gallery, saying he was proud to have his work displayed in his hometown.
Helmut Newton
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Zookeepers Use TV
Gorillas
Like any 14-year-old, Patrick has varying tastes in television shows.
While he likes cartoons and public television, he's bored with sports. But National Geographic specials fascinate him.
Patrick is among five western lowland gorillas who have been moved to the Dallas Zoo's indoor holding area since a March 18 escape and attack by another gorilla.
The gorillas are fond of Disney cartoons, with "The Little Mermaid," "The Lion King" and "Beauty and the Beast" ranking high on their list of favorites.
Gorillas
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Jessica Shortland from the Save the Parrot organization takes Gizmo a Blue and Yellow Macaw, for a shower in the fountains in London's Trafalgar Square, Monday May 31, 2004, after the organization delivered a petition to British Prime minister Tony Blair's London residence 10 Downing Street, calling for the ban on the World bird trade on this World Parrot day.
Photo by Richard Lewis
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