BartCop Entertainment Archives - Thursday, 22 May, 2008

Thursday

22 May, 2008

(Updated Daily)

[299 days in a row]

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Thanks, again, Tim!

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Dareland

 
Ever have absolutely no idea where you're going to end up? Me too. Gotta get out of here (Palm Desert, CA). Too hot in every sense of the word. Me and Max. Soon. Got $600 a month for rent plus transportation costs covered. Can do my job from anywhere with internet access. Got a room or a rental property available? Hate credit checks with a passion? Know a rock star going on tour who needs someone to housesit? Require a houseboy to bathe your harem? Always wanted to hang out with someone who looks like Celine Dion? Lemme know.

 
dare2b@earthlink.net

Posted By Michael Dare to Dareland

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McCain's 'Compelling Logic' For Not Talking to Our Enemies


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Recommended Reading

from Bruce

Connie Schulktz: Women Know It Ain't Over When It's Over (creators.com)
It seems a growing number of Americans are hoping the yearlong vitriol aimed at strong women will evaporate right along with the presidential candidacy of Hillary Clinton.


FROMA HARROP: The Marriage Debate We Ought to Have (creators.com)
The new California court decision advancing gay marriage will reignite "the debate," the headlines read. What impact will the issue have on the presidential campaigns?


GREGG EASTERBROOK: The Sky Is Falling (theatlantic.com)
The odds that a potentially devastating space rock will hit Earth this century may be as high as one in 10. So why isn't NASA trying harder to prevent catastrophe?


Jim Hightower: AUTOCRACY IN ACTION (jimhightower.com)
Is it 1984 already? ... We've had illegal domestic spying, falsified intelligence, presidential annulment of laws, torture, unconstitutional defiance of congressional authorityŠ and more. Now comes news of another twist from the Bush-Cheney bag of tricks: secret law.


David Wild: By George He's Done It: Bush Saves the Sitcom (huffingtonpost.com)
In the first success of his second term -- also known as the New Dark Ages -- Bush has at long last actually achieved something: he's helped save the situation comedy and he's done it without even trying.


Alex Remington: Interview with David Pasquesi, Improviser, Actor, Comedian, Meat Man (huffingtonpost.com)
Odds are, you've seen David Pasquesi or heard his voice, though you may not realize it. Of the seventeen movies he's appeared in, three were directed by Harold Ramis.


DAVID P. BARASH: How Did Honor Evolve? The biology of integrity (chronicle.com)
The real test of character, George Orwell noted, is how you treat someone who has no possibility of doing you any good. It's a matter of honor...


Gretchen Rubin: The Happiness Of Stopping My Daughter's Tantrums (huffingtonpost.com)
There's a Buddhist saying that I've found to be uncannily accurate: "When the student is ready, the teacher will appear."


Simon Crerar: Angelina Jolie discusses challenging new role (entertainment.timesonline.co.uk)
Heavily pregnant Angelina Jolie said that she couldn't imagine anything worse than losing a child.


Kim Simpson: Review of "A Treasury of Foolishly Forgotten Americans" by Michael Farquhar (popmatters.com)
You may be galvanized to the point that you grab foolish historical forgetfulness by the throat and form a William J. Burns awareness society.


Hazzard: greatest novelist of 20th century? (entertainment.timesonline.co.uk)
Bryan Appleyard interviews the highly rated, yet little known, lovestruck Australian artist of genius, Shirley Hazzard.


Dave Weich: Philip Pullman, Tamora Pierce, and Christopher Paolini Talk Fantasy Fiction (Powells.com; from 2003)
Pierce: "The fantasy that appeals most to people is the kind that's rooted thoroughly in somebody looking around a corner and thinking, What if I wandered into this writer's people here? If you've done your job and made your people and your settings well enough, that adds an extra dimension that you can't buy."


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HOOD UP...TRUNK OPEN

BUILT TO TAKE THE WORST BEATING

A BURNED OUT VOLVO

zEN mAN
(observing a Volvo that was torched near my residence in Oakland last night....the fire folks spent over 15 minutes try to bash the trunk open ( they were afraid there might be a body inside)....luckily it was only a rob and burn situation)

zEN mAN archives


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Hubert's Poetry Corner

George W and the Kingdom in his Dense Skull

Bottom feeding Presidents James Buchanan and Warren G. Harding - now lookin'
good!

"George W and the Kingdom in his Dense Skull"


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Trivia Question Of The Day

Access to U.N.C.L.E. headquarters was made through which business?

   A:    Del Finno Hair Salon
   B:    Del Floria Tailor Shop
   C:    Del Rio Real Estate
   D:    Del's Delicatessan
   E:    Del Toro Shoes


Send your answer to Marty





Trivia Question from Yesterday

What did "U.N.C.L.E." stand for?

   A:    Unified National Commission of Lethal Exposure
   B:    Union Network Command for Lethal Enforcement
   C:    Union of National Committees of Law Enforcement
   D:    United Nations Committee for Legal Entities
  E:    United Network Command for Law and Enforcement                 Source





Baron Dave ("Has anybody referred to 'torture' as 'punishment'?"  --  Conservative Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia, 60 Minutes 4/26/08), was first, and right, with:
   Ha! Without looking at the choices, I knew: United Network Command for Law and Enforcement. E.
  A trickier one is THRUSH. To my knowledge, it was never stated in the show, but in the books: Technical Hierarchy for the Removal of Undesirables and the Subjugation of Humanity.
  No, I didn't look it up and no, I have no life..




Vic in AK wrote:
   E: United Network Command for Law and Enforcement
  Illya Kuryakin was THA SHIT!!! If I ever grow up I want to be JUST like him!!!!!




mj, who provided today's question, responded:
   Now I'm going to spend the rest of the day trying to remember the name of the ( * place * ) that fronted for the entrance to the United Network Command for Law and Enforcement, E.
  Now what was S.P.E.C.T.R.E? Supreme P____ E____ C____ Technological Regime for Enslavement?
  Napoleon 2
  Illya 6
  Mr. Waverly 1
  I think.




Charlie responded:
   Remember that one too
  E: United Network Command for Law and Enforcement




Alan J answered:
   United Network Command for Law and Enforcement



And, Marian the Teacher replied:
   United Network Command for Law and Enforcement



Marty J replied:
   United Network Command for Law and Enforcement



tom reed (Cartoon Geeks - news and reviews of cartoons, comics and a podcast, too!) answered:
   The answer is #5, "United Network Command for Law and Enforcement."
  Originally, the creators wanted to call it "United NATIONS," but they found out that the UN is very picky about use of its name. You can't even use the official globe-and-laurel-wreath logo without a lot of bowing and scraping. And to use it in a tongue-in-cheek spy show? Never.




BGRDDAD responded:
   E. United Network Command For Law and Enforcement ... I do question if the word "and" was used though.It was my favorite show when I was a kid.



Sally said:
   "U.N.C.L.E." stands for, "United Network Command for Law and Enforcement." (E)
  And, and their arch enemy, T.H.R.U.S.H. stood for, "Technological Hierarchy for Removal of Undesirables & Subjugation of Humanity." The latter is also known as, "The Far Right Wing of the Republican Party..."
  Sorry, I couldn't resist the last definition...




socdan answered:
   It was United Network Command for Law Enforcement. The only other thing I remember is that there was an actor named David McCollum who played Ilya Kuryakin or something like that. Embarrassingly, I can't rcall the name of the lead actor or his character, but I'm sure others will. ( I almost wrote some blather about Don Adams, but that was of course a different secret agent show...)



And, Paul replied:
   B


  

A Day Late -

Re: Who 'discovered' Ann-Margret?
Joe S ("Too bad all the people who know how to run this country are busy running taxicabs or cutting hair.") answered :
  B: George Burns



Thanks to Charlie for the picture of the Men from UNCLE



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Reader Comment

TCM & AMC

THIS IS A COMPLAINT: AMC HAS BEEN RUNNING SHOWS THAT WERE SEEN LESS THAN A MONTH AGO. SUCH AS DEATH WISH, TO DEATH WISH V. ITS RUN MORNING, NOON AND NIGHT. ISN'T THERE ANYTHING ELSE IN THEIR FILE.

TCM IS RUNNING MOVIES THAT ARE 70, 80, AND IN SOME CASES 100 YEARS OLD, ALL BLACK & WHITE.

NO WONDER PEOPLE ARE SIGNING UP FOR CABLE SO THEY CAN WATCH "TECHNIQUE COLOR". SOME OF JOHN WAYNE'S MOVIES ARE BEGINNING TO SQUEAK THEY'VE BEEN PLAYED SO MUCH.

WHAT ABOUT THE MUSICALS. SURELY THEY MADE COLOR MOVIES IN THE 50'S!


Carolyn B


Thanks, Carolyn!
I hate what has become of AMC - it's like the USA Network for movies.
Heavy-handed editing with an extra heaping helping of commercials.
OTOH, I don't mind black & white.
Orson Welles said there was never a great movie made in color.
While I don't quite agree with him, I can see his point.

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Selected Readings

from that Mad Cat, JD

CYCLONE NARGIS!

IT AINT CHARLIE TUNA ANYMORE!

QUIET TIME!

BUSH WILL VETO THE GI BILL! GO CHIMP!

IRONY MAN!

WHY I DON'T WATCH TELEVISION!

WHY I DON'T WATCH TELEVISION! PART TWO

CONSERVATIVES ARE SO SQUARE!

I WAS A REPUG FOR THE FBI!

CODDLED, SHELTERED MONSTERS!

CHINESE RENDITION!

WORST PRESIDENT EVER!

YIKES!

BAND OF JYPSIES!



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Ark Of Darkness

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In The Chaos Household

Last Night

Seasonal, but windy.



Tonight, Thursday:

CBS opens the night with a RERUN 'Big Bang Theory', followed by a RERUN 'How I Met Your Mother', then a RERUN 'CSI: The Original One', followed by a RERUN 'Without A Trace'.
Scheduled on a FRESH Dave are Piedmont Bird Callers, Sarah Jessica Parker, and Republic Tigers.
Scheduled on a FRESH Craig are Steven Wright and Carson Kressley.

NBC begins the night with a FRESH 'Deal Or No Deal', followed by the SEASON PREMIERE 'Last Comic Standing'.
Scheduled on a FRESH Leno (R-Enabler) are Laura 'Pickles' Bush and Jenna 'Short-Honeymoon' Hager, the winner of "American Idol", and Tristan Prettyman.
Scheduled on a FRESH Conan are Kevin Spacey, Cynthia Nixon, and Brian Kiley.
Scheduled on a FRESH Carson 'The Scab' Daly are Marissa Miller, Jasper Redd, and Ben Harper.

ABC starts the night with the SEASON FINALE 'Ugly Betty', followed by the 2-hour SEASON FINALE 'Grey's Anatomy'.
Scheduled on a FRESH Jimmy Kimmel are Johnny Knoxville and Death Cab for Cutie.

The CW offers a RERUN 'Smallville', followed by a RERUN 'Supernatural'.

Faux has the SEASON PREMIERE 'So You Think You Can Dance'.

MY fills the night with the movie 'The Mighty Quinn'.

A&E has 'CSI: The 2nd One', 'The First 48', another 'The First 48', and 'Crime 360'.

AMC offers the movie 'Planet Of The Apes', followed by the movie 'Jurassic Park'.

BBC  -   
 [12:00 PM]    How Clean Is Your House? - Episode 1
 [12:30 PM]    How Clean Is Your House? - Episode 2
 [1:00 PM]    Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares - Ep 1 La Parra de Burriana
 [2:00 PM]    Cash in the Attic - Episode 1
 [3:00 PM]    Bargain Hunt - Ep. 28 Wetherby 55
 [3:30 PM]    Bargain Hunt - Ep. 29 Newark 64
 [4:00 PM]    You Are What You Eat - Episode 10
 [4:30 PM]    You Are What You Eat - Episode 11
 [5:00 PM]    How Clean Is Your House? - Episode 3
 [5:30 PM]    How Clean Is Your House? - Episode 4
 [6:00 PM]    Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares
 [7:00 PM]    BBC World News America
 [8:00 PM]    Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares - Ep 3 Rococo
 [9:00 PM]    Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares - Ep 3 Moore Place
 [10:00 PM]    BBC World News America
 [11:00 PM]    Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares - Ep 3 Rococo
 [12:00 AM]    Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares - Ep 3 Moore Place
 [1:00 AM]    Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares - Ep 3 Rococo
 [2:00 AM]    Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares - Ep 3 Moore Place
 [3:00 AM]    Changing Rooms
 [3:30 AM]    Changing Rooms
 [4:00 AM]    Bargain Hunt - Ep. 28 Wetherby 55
 [4:30 AM]    Bargain Hunt - Ep. 29 Newark 64
 [5:00 AM]    Cash in the Attic - Ep. 16 McCann
 [5:30 AM]    Cash in the Attic - Ep. 17 May
 [6:00 AM]    BBC World News     (ALL TIMES EDT)

Bravo has 'Top Chef', another 'Top Chef', still another 'Top Chef', and 'Step It Up'.

Comedy Central has 'Scrubs', another 'Scrubs', last night's 'Jon Stewart', last night's 'Colbert Report', 'Futurama', 'South Park', another 'South Park', and a FRESH 'Reno 911!'.
On a RERUN Jon Stewart (from 5/14/08) is John Harwood.
On a RERUN Colbert Report (from 5/12/08) is Dr. Mehmet C. Oz.

FX has the movie 'Hollow Man', followed by the movie 'The Butterfly Effect', then the movie 'The Butterfly Effect', again.

History has'Modern Marvels', 'Gangland', another 'Gangland', and 'Tougher In Alaska'.

IFC  -   
 [06:05 AM]    Mad Dog Morgan
 [07:55 AM]    IFC News: 2008, Uncut
 [08:00 AM]    The Slaughter Rule
 [10:05 AM]    November
 [11:30 AM]    Mad Dog Morgan
 [01:20 PM]    IFC News Special: 2008 Elections
 [01:45 PM]    The Slaughter Rule
 [03:45 PM]    November
 [05:10 PM]    Mad Dog Morgan
 [07:00 PM]    Blood Guts Bullets & Octane
 [08:30 PM]    Basilisk #20
 [09:00 PM]    Sweet Sixteen
 [10:55 PM]    IFC News: 2008, Uncut
 [11:00 PM]    Trapped in the Closet
 [12:30 AM]    Indie Sex: Extremes
 [01:45 AM]    Patti Rocks
 [03:15 AM]    Sweet Sixteen
 [05:05 AM]    Blood Guts Bullets & Octane     (ALL TIMES EST)

SciFi has the movie 'From Dust To Dawn 2: Texas Blood Money', followed by the movie 'From Dusk To Dawn 3: The Hangman's Daughter'.

Sundance  -   
 [06:00 AM]    Little Peace of Mine
 [07:00 AM]    Mutual Appreciation
 [09:00 AM]    Episode 4: Every Inch a King
 [10:00 AM]    Godless in America
 [11:00 AM]    The Keys to the House
 [01:00 PM]    Mr. Reliable
 [03:00 PM]    La Moustache
 [04:30 PM]    September 11
 [07:00 PM]    The Long Run
 [09:00 PM]    Episode 2
 [10:00 PM]    Episode 1
 [11:00 PM]    Episode 2
 [12:00 AM]    Episode 3
 [01:00 AM]    Episode 4
 [02:00 AM]    Episode 2
 [03:00 AM]    Episode 1: Eddie Vedder + Laird Hamilton
 [04:00 AM]    Episode 3
 [05:00 AM]    The Legacy     (ALL TIMES EST)

TCM features Steven Spielberg all night.
 [7:15 AM]      Miss Sadie Thompson (1953)
 [9:00 AM]      Cripple Creek (1952)
 [10:30 AM]      Cargo to Capetown (1950)
 [12:00 PM]      They Came To Cordura (1959)
 [2:15 PM]      Tulsa (1949)
 [4:00 PM]      Man in the Saddle (1951)
 [5:30 PM]      The Big Sky (1952)
 [8:00 PM]      Jaws (1975)
 [10:15 PM]      Spielberg on Spielberg (2007)
 [12:00 AM]      Close Encounters Of The Third Kind (1977)
 [2:30 AM]      Spielberg on Spielberg (2007)
 [4:00 AM]      1941 (1979)
    (ALL TIMES EST)


Friday  -  05/23/08

TCM:
 [6:00 AM]      Garden Of The Moon (1938)
 [7:45 AM]      Indianapolis Speedway (1939)
 [9:15 AM]      Kid Nightingale (1939)
 [10:15 AM]      King Of The Lumberjacks (1940)
 [11:15 AM]      Tear Gas Squad (1940)
 [12:15 PM]      MGM Parade Show #6 (1955)
 [12:45 PM]      Neptune's Daughter (1949)
 [2:30 PM]      My Sister Eileen (1955)
 [4:30 PM]      He Laughed Last (1956)
 [6:00 PM]      Suddenly, Last Summer (1959)
 [8:00 PM]      How To Murder Your Wife (1965)
 [10:15 PM]      The Out-of-Towners (1969)
 [12:00 AM]      The Odd Couple (1968)
 [2:00 AM]      Sugar Hill (1974)
 [3:45 AM]      Deathline (1973)
 [5:30 AM]      Festival of Shorts #23 (1999)     (ALL TIMES EST)



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Daryl Hall, left, and John Oates, recipients of BMI Icons awards, pose together before the 56th annual BMI Pop Awards in Beverly Hills, Calif., Tuesday, May 20, 2008.
Photo by Chris Pizzello
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French Legion of Honor

Steven Spielberg

Steven Spielberg is now an officer in the French Legion of Honor.

President Nicolas Sarkozy said the honor was prompted by the filmmaker's work on documenting the Holocaust and his efforts to help the war-wracked Darfur region of Sudan.

Spielberg, 61, met with Sarkozy in the French presidential palace on Wednesday.

He was at the Cannes Film Festival last weekend for the world premiere of his new film, "Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull," starring Harrison Ford.

Steven Spielberg

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Actor George Lopez polishes the head of his caddy Michael Collins on the 13th hole during the Colonial Pro-Am golf tournament, Wednesday, May 21, 2008, in Fort Worth, Texas.
Photo by Matt Slocum
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2008 Winners

Polar Music Prize

Pink Floyd and soprano Renee Fleming were named winners of the 2008 Polar Music Prize on Wednesday for their contributions to their musical genres.

The British rock group and Fleming will each receive a cash prize of $168,000 at an Aug. 26 awards ceremony in Stockholm, organizers said.

The Polar Music Prize is Sweden's biggest music award. It was founded by Stig Anderson, manager of Swedish pop group ABBA, in 1989.

The prize is typically split between pop artists and classical musicians.

Polar Music Prize

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Scores In Legal Feud

Yoko Ono

John Lennon's widow, Yoko Ono, made big strides on Wednesday in a legal feud over footage of the former Beatle smoking pot, writing songs and discussing putting the hallucinogenic drug LSD in President Richard Nixon's tea.

Ono is in a legal dispute to stop World Wide Video, a New England consortium of Beatles collectors, from releasing the black-and-white footage as a two-hour film titled "3 days in the life" about Lennon during a pivotal and turbulent time for the most celebrated band of the 1960s.

U.S. District Court Judge Rya Zobel in Boston ruled in favor of Ono in two counts in a case involving videotapes that Rolling Stone magazine has described as "awesome John Lennon footage you might never see."

The footage, recorded from February 8 to 11, 1970, shows Lennon composing two hits, "Remember" and "Mind Games," along with a candid discussion of his drug use and scenes that World Wide describes as "intimate and no-holds-barred."

Yoko Ono

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In The Kitchen With BartCop & Friends

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Pushes Unity In Rare Performance

Iraqi National Symphony Orchestra

Iraq's national symphony orchestra gave a rare public performance on Wednesday highlighting sectarian violence that has killed tens of thousands of people, including some of its musicians.

It is hard enough for the Iraqi National Symphony Orchestra (INSO) to meet for practice sessions, let alone help unite Iraqis who face suicide bombings, shootings and kidnappings.

Some members have been kidnapped or killed in sectarian bloodshed, others have received death threats, and 29 have joined the exodus of more than 2 million people who have fled Iraq.

The ensemble's music library and instrument store were looted after the U.S.-led invasion to topple Saddam Hussein in 2003, and one of its main concert venues was destroyed by U.S. missiles.

Iraqi National Symphony Orchestra

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The Dalai Lama, right, receives an honorary doctorate from the Chairman of the Board of Governors Peter Anwyl, at London Metropolitan University in London, Tuesday May 20, 2008. The Dalai Lama is in London on an 11-day trip that will include a meeting with Prime Minister Gordon Brown, a visit to Britain's Parliament, and a series of speeches as part of an international tour to promote the cause of Tibet.
Photo by Harry Page
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First Film Festival

Saudi Arabia

It's a far cry from the glamour of Cannes: No celebrities strutting their stuff; an all-male audience drinking coffee and juice rather than champagne; and if any female spectators showed up - well, no one knew. They came in through a back entrance into a separate hall, off-limits to the male organizers.

Still, there was an undercurrent of excitement at the cultural club in this eastern Saudi city. The four-day film festival that kicked off Tuesday night was the first of its kind in Saudi Arabia - one that many hope will boost the kingdom's fledgling film industry, and more important, lead to the opening of movie theatres.

Indeed, the event in this devout Muslim country was unthinkable just a few years ago. Saudis who want to watch a movie now can do so only at home - either on satellite TV or censored DVDs in which kisses and other such scenes have been cut out - or in small clubs. Cinemas were closed in the early 1980s amid a rise in conservatism.

Saudi Arabia

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Renewal Time

The Simpsons

While Fox has renewed The Simpsons for a record-tying 20th season, Variety reports there is currently no new contract in place with the oh-so-essential people who voice the characters on the Emmy-winning sitcom.

Sources close to the show say production has already been delayed for months, and we're already looking at a 20-episode season rather than the standard 22. If a deal isn't arrived at soon, that number could get smaller.

The series' lead talent-Dan Castellaneta, Julie Kavner, Hank Azaria, Yeardley Smith, Nancy Cartwright and Harry Shearer-reportedly make about $360,000 per episode and are angling for a figure closer to $500,000.

Though that sum would be in league with the earnings of some sitcom regulars whose faces actually make it into the picture, the Simpsons crew has argued in the past that they're not asking for much when you take into consideration the profitable workhorse that is The Simpsons brand.

The Simpsons

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I'm Pissed
(formerly 'The Vidiot')

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25 Years In Prison

Lou Pearlman

Lou Pearlman, the man who created the Backstreet Boys and 'N Sync, was sentenced Wednesday to 25 years in federal prison for engineering a decades-long scam that bilked thousands of investors out of their life savings.

It was the maximum sentence the boy band mogul could receive for allegedly swindling some $300 million from investors and banks since the early 1980s.

U.S. District Judge G. Kendall Sharp noted that many victims were Pearlman's relatives, friends and retirees in their 70s or 80s who lost everything.

However, the judge said he would reduce Pearlman's sentence by one month for every $1 million returned to investors. It wasn't clear how, or if, investors would ever be compensated.

Lou Pearlman

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Alex Trebek, left, points to National Geographic Bee geography competition winner Akshay Rajagopal, 11, of Lincoln, Neb., in Washington on Wednesday May 21, 2008. The sixth grader, who was the youngest of the top ten finalists, won the bee by getting no answers wrong. Trebek, best known as being the host of the show 'Jeopardy!', moderated the bee for the 20th year.
Photo by Jacquelyn Martin
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Writer Screwed

"Roger Rabbit"

Toward the end of Robert Zemeckis' 1988 animated/live action mystery "Who Framed Roger Rabbit," a distraught Roger confronts the aptly named Judge Doom, who, it has become clear, set the rabbit up for the murder of Toontown magnate Marvin Acme.

"So you thought you could get away with it, didn't you?" Roger says. "Ha! We toons may act idiotic, but we're not stupid. We demand justice!"

Twenty years later, Gary Wolf, the science fiction author whose 1981 novel formed the loose basis of the hit movie, is still fighting his own crusade for cartoon justice -- or at least a pile of money from Disney, which released the film.

Mention the Wolf case to seasoned entertainment litigators and you'll hear either a groan or a chuckle depending on which side of the talent-vs.-studios battle the lawyer fights. The case already has spawned at least two significant judicial setbacks for profit participants trying to collect damages from studios. And just last week, a California court of appeal sent a portion of the case back to the trial court, illustrating the uphill and often unending battle facing talent who dare challenge studio accounting.

"Roger Rabbit"

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Cable & Satellite

Dissatisfaction

If you thought Americans held the federal government in the lowest regard, think again and look no further than the latest American Customer Satisfaction Index.

Another poor showing in the annual survey for cable and satellite TV companies Tuesday led some experts to warn that sector players had better get their act together amid a weak economy and heated competition -- or risk losing out longer-term.

The survey by the University of Michigan on Tuesday showed customer satisfaction with cable and satellite TV firms is up from last year and higher than at any point since the research was launched in 2001.

However, the industry remains at the low end of rankings across all sectors, with a 64 average satisfaction rating, up a from last year's 62 rating, out of a possible 100. This tied the sector with newspapers and bested only the troubled airline industry. The federal government earned a 68 satisfaction rating in another ACSI survey in December.

Dissatisfaction

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A gilded cast copper sculpture with cold gold pigments and turquoise shows the future Buddha Maitreya in this undated photo provided by the Honolulu Academy of Arts. Even in Bhutan, the public rarely gets chances to see the centuries-old sculptures and paintings now showing at the Honolulu Academy of Arts. The exhibit is later due to travel to New York, San Francisco, Europe and possibly Singapore over the next two years.
Photo by Shuzo Uemoto
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Seeks Bond As He Appeals

Wesley Snipes

Wesley Snipes must surrender to prison authorities June 3 if he isn't granted bail to appeal three federal tax convictions, defense lawyers said in a court filing.

Snipes' attorneys plan to argue before the 11th U.S. Circuit Court of Appeals that the trial judge erred in several ways before and after his February conviction. U.S. District Judge William Terrell Hodges last month sentenced Snipes to three years in prison.

To be granted freedom during the appeal, the 45-year-old actor must prove that he has a substantial issue to raise and isn't a flight risk. His attorneys argue that Hodges gave the jury bad instructions and should have granted them an expanded pretrial hearing on their request to move the proceedings.

Prosecutors said Snipes had no major issues to raise and has demonstrated he could flee. In a Monday filing, U.S. Attorney Robert O'Neill said Snipes told the probation office he had less than $10,000 in liquid assets, but the actor surprised the government by producing $5 million in payment for back taxes at his sentencing.

Wesley Snipes

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Stolen Masterpieces On Display

Edvard Munch

Edvard Munch's masterpiece "The Scream" goes back on display this week for the first time since it was stolen four years ago but has suffered permanent damage, museum officials said Wednesday.

Masked gunmen stole the work and another Munch masterpiece, "Madonna," in a brazen daylight raid on the Munch Museum in August 2004. Police recovered the paintings, considered priceless, over a year later. Two men have been convicted and sentenced.

The two works show signs of damage despite extensive restoration. At a preview of the exhibition called "The Scream and Madonna Revisited," which opens Friday, water damage to the lower left corner of "The Scream" was clearly visible, as were scrapes to both paintings.

Edvard Munch

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A group of Dancing Devils "Diablos Danzantes" descend to the town of Naiguata in the Venezuelan costal state of Vargas May 21, 2008. On the eve of the Catholic festival Corpus Christi, the colorful lively devils called by the ringing of bells and beats of the drums descend from a mountain behind the town and run amok before falling upon their knees to pray in front of the church. Every devil decorates his outfit and their masks represent terrifying sea creatures.
Photo by /Jorge Silva
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Gitmo Guest

Murat Kurnaz

A handful of US lawmakers gave only half an ear to the testimony on Tuesday of a former detainee at Guantanamo Bay, Cuba who spent nearly five years in prison before being released without charge.

Murat Kurnaz, a Turk who was born in Germany, was arrested during a trip to Pakistan in autumn 2001 and delivered to US authorities in exchange for a payment of 3,000 dollars.

Kurnaz spent several nightmarish weeks at the US base in Kandahar, Afghanistan before being transferred to the US "war on terror" camp at Guantanamo.

US authorities determined in 2002 that Kurnaz had no terror links, but claimed that he remained a danger because one of his friends had committed a suicide attack -- even though the friend in question is alive, and has never been found to have terror ties.

Murat Kurnaz

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Prime Time Nielsens

Ratings

Prime-time viewership numbers compiled by Nielsen Media Research for May 12-18. Listings include the week's ranking, with viewership for the week and season-to-date rankings in parentheses. An "X" in parentheses denotes a one-time-only presentation.

    1. (2) "American Idol" (Wednesday), Fox, 24.86 million viewers.
    2. (1) "American Idol" (Tuesday), Fox, 24.77 million viewers.
    3. (4) "Dancing with the Stars" (Monday), ABC, 18.47 million viewers.
    4. (9) "CSI: Crime Scene Investigation," CBS, 18.06 million viewers.
    5. (8) "Dancing with the Stars" (Tuesday), ABC, 16.99 million viewers.
    6. (6) "Desperate Housewives," ABC, 16.84 million viewers.
    7. (10) "Grey's Anatomy," ABC, 15.55 million viewers.
    8. (17) "House," Fox, 15.02 million viewers.
    9. (14) "NCIS," CBS, 14.88 million viewers.
   10. (19) "Without a Trace," CBS, 14.54 million viewers.
   11. (15) "CSI: Miami," CBS, 13.92 million viewers.
   12. (15) "Two and a Half Men," CBS, 13.82 million viewers.
   13. (24) "Criminal Minds," CBS, 12.88 million viewers.
   14. (25) "CSI: NY," CBS, 11.86 million viewers.
   15. (X) "Academy of Country Music Awards," CBS, 11.73 million viewers.
   16. (30) "Law & Order: SVU," NBC, 11.5 million viewers.
   17. (25) "Hell's Kitchen," Fox, 11.31 million viewers.
   18. (19) "Extreme Makeover: Home Edition," ABC, 11.22 million viewers.
   19. (22) "Lost," ABC, 10.96 million viewers.
   20. (22) "60 Minutes," CBS, 10.79 million viewers.

Ratings

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A Tasmanian devil searches for food in his enclosure at Taronga Zoo in Sydney, Australia, Wednesday, May 21, 2008. On Wednesday, the Tasmanian devil was listed as an endangered animal because of a deadly, contagious cancer that has cut its population by up to 60 percent.
Photo by Rob Griffith
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