Bartcop Entertainment - Thursday, 29 April, 2004

Thursday

29 April, 2004

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Thanks, again, Tim!

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Jazz From Hills

The North Koreans Blew Up

Sometimes Karma rears its ugly head in the form of train explosions.

On Thursday April 23, 2004, the North Koreans had the unfortunate event of having Two Trains (also a highly recommended Little Feat song), both containing fuel, slamming into one another, causing an untold amount of carnage. Gee, what a bummer.

See what shit comes down your pike when you threaten the world with your measley little nuclear defense program? I'm not a firm believer in an interventionist God, however, I think this might prove you don't fuck with the only country (The U.S. of A.) that was ever founded upon REASON. Bunnypants is sliding away from the concept of Reason on a daily basis, however, I can still say legally: "Fuck You, George, you candy-assed, silver-spoon in your mouth, runner of a stolen election..."

For the rest, TrimmedBush and Hedges

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No review this week

Re: Black Adder

I'm a little busy trying to get my web site up this week.


Thanks, Mr. Hawk!
Please let me know when your site is up - looking forward to it!

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from Mark

Another Bumpersticker

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Bush 'Seizure'?

Bush 'Seizure' Answer to his Awful Press Conference Performance?

"Vice President Cheney is the de facto President of the United States. When he arrives at the White House for one of his "briefings" of the President, all employees are cleared from the West Wing and especially from the Presidential office suites. Cheney arrives in an escorted armored limousine surrounded by his own personal, heavily armed bodyguard and is always shown directly into the President's office. It is reliably reported by [redacted] that Bush has a thick pad of lined, yellow note paper on his desk, placed there by [redacted] just before the Vice President arrives."

"The President takes oral medication at least twice a day according to [redacted] because of an unspecified "indisposition' and this subject is strictly off limits for any casual staff conversation."

For the rest - prisonplanet.tv/articles/april2004/042504bushseizure.htm


Thanks, Roma!

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Pictures from Iraq

They sure know how to build a nation, don't they?

Pictures from Iraq
* * Graphic Violence Warning * *




Thanks, Sean K!
Never realized 'hearts & minds' applied to actual body parts...

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Selected Readings

from that Mad Cat, JD

THE GREAT REPUG PORN CAPER

FIVE MEDALS VS. TWO CAVITIES

THEY HAVE THE BACKBONE OF A CHICKEN

YELLOW BELLY LIES

QUEER GUY FOR HUNT HIGH

THE REPUGS HAVE A HAIR PROBLEM

THE PUPPET SHOW WILL NOT BE RECORDED

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In The Chaos Household

Last Night

Woo hoo! The heat wave broke!

Talked to dear old Dad in PA - he was wondering what's happened to the news. Said it was more like propaganda than anything he remembers coming from Walter Cronkite's mouth.

Suggested he check his local PBS listings to see if they carry the BBC news.

As a decorated WWII vet, he's outraged by the treatment of John Kerry, and sadly disappointed that the talking heads do nothing to follow-up on the great uniter's missing guard duty. "Where's his DD-214?".

The kid has the state-mandated, reality-bereft 'STAR' tests this week. Hours of multiple guess that only proves the ability to control ones bladder. Yet, the (public) school's funding is tied into how well the kids perform.

Some years, his teachers have only taught to the test. Lousy way to build an educational foundation, while leaving some children behind through no fault of their own.



Tonight, Thursday:

CBS opens the night with a FRESH 'Survivor: All Stars', followed by a FRESH 'CSI: Crime Scene Investigation', then a FRESH 'Without A Trace'.
Scheduled on a FRESH Dave are Kelly Ripa and U.S. women's softball star Jennie Finch.
Scheduled on a FRESH Craiggers are James Caviezel, Lacey Chabert, and Joe Jackson.

NBC begins the night with a FRESH 'Friends', followed by a RERUN 'Friends', then the Season Finale of 'Will & Grace' (starts 5 minutes past the top of the hour, then runs 54 minutes), followed by a FRESH 'ER' (starts 1 minute before the top of the hour).
Scheduled on a FRESH Leno are Pierce Brosnan and Janet Jackson.
Scheduled on a FRESH Conan are Tina Fey, Jennifer Esposito, and John Mayer.
Scheduled on a FRESH Carson Daly are Lorraine Bracco, Keith Olbermann, and Toby Lightman.

ABC opens the night with a RERUN 'Extreme Makeover: Home Edition', followed by a FRESH 'Stephen King's Kingdom Hospital', then 'Primetime Thursday'.
Scheduled on a FRESH Jimmy Kimmel are Greg Kinnear, Vanessa Marcil, and Snow Patrol.

The WB offers a FRESH 'Steve Harvey's Big Time', followed by a FRESH 'Like Family', then a FRESH 'Jamie Kennedy', followed by a RERUN 'Jamie Kennedy'.

Faux has the 2-hour Season Finale of 'Tru Calling'.

UPN fills the night with 'WWE Smackdown!'.

PLEASE check local PBS listings for a FRESH 'Frontline' - 'The Jesus Factor' which examines Chimpy's version of evangelical Christianity, and how it influences his political decisions.

A&E has 'American Justice', a 2-hour 'Cold Case Files', and 'Dark Side of Parole'.

AMC offers the movie 'Van Ryan's Express', followed by the movie 'Nevada Smith', then the movie 'Rooster Cogburn'>

BBC  -   
 [6pm]   'BBC World News';
 [6:30pm]   'Cash in the Attic' - Crawley;
 [7pm]   'The Thin Blue Line' - Ism Ism Ism;
 [7:40pm]   'Blackadder' - Ink & Incapability;
 [8:20pm]   'Monty Python's Flying Circus' - Scott of the Antartic;
 [9pm]   'Trailer Park Boys' - Episode 3;
 [9:30pm]   'Velvet Soup' - Episode 3;
 [10pm]   'The Office' - Episode 5;
 [10:40pm]   'Dead Ringers' - Episode 5;
 [11pm]   'The Thin Blue Line' - Ism Ism Ism;
 [11:40pm]   'Blackadder' - Ink & Incapability;
 [12:20am]   'Monty Python's Flying Circus' - Scott of the Antartic;
 [1am]   'The Office' - Episode 5;
 [1:40am]   'Dead Ringers' - Episode 5;
 [2am]   'Trailer Park Boys' - Episode 3;
 [2:30am]   'Velvet Soup' - Episode 3;
 [3am]   'The Office' - Episode 5;
 [3:40am]   'Dead Ringers' - Episode 5;
 [4am]   'Trailer Park Boys' - Episode 3;
 [4:30am]   'Velvet Soup' - Episode 3;
 [5am]   'The Office' - Episode 5;
 [5:40am]   'Dead Ringers' - Episode 5;
 [6am]   'BBC World News'.    (ALL TIMES EDT)

Bravo has 'West Wing', followed by the movie 'Poison Ivy', then 'Queer Eye', and another 'West Wing'.

Comedy Central has 'MAD TV', 'Crank Yankers', 'Insomniac', 'South Park', another 'South Park', and 'Banzai'.
Scheduled on a FRESH Jon Stewart is Bob Woodward.

History has 'Modern Marvels', followed by the movie 'Midway', then 'Great Blunders In History'.

IFC  -    [6AM]   'Sugartown' (1999);   [7:45AM]   'An Angel At My Table' (1990);   [10:30AM]   'Running With The Bulls' (2002);   [11:45AM]   'The Big One' (1997);   [1:15PM]   'An Angel At My Table' (1990);   [4PM]   'The Poor And The Hungry';   [6:30PM]   'The Big One' (1997);   [8PM]   'Rocked With Gina Gershon Epidsode 3' (2003);   [8:30PM]   'The Impostors' (1998);   [10:15PM]   'Up At The Villa' (2000);   [12:15AM]   'Chuck & Buck' (2000);   [2AM]   'The Impostors' (1998);   [3:45AM]   'Up At The Villa' (2000).    (ALL TIMES EDT)

SciFi has the movie 'Dinocroc', followed by the Season Finale of 'Mad Mad House'.

Sundance  -   
[5:15AM]   'Ed's Next Move' (Feature);   [6:45AM]   'Alexei and the Spring' (Feature);   [8:30AM]   'Shorts Program 118' (Short);   [9:30AM]   'Black Box Germany' (Feature);   [11:10AM]   'Second Skin' (Short);   [11:30 AM]   'The Hired Hand' (Feature);   [1PM]   'Nicholas Nickleby' (Feature);   [3:15PM]   'The Support Group' (Short);   [3:30PM]   'Sunrise Over Tiananmen Square' (Short);   [4PM]   'Her Israel' (Documentary);   [5PM]   'My Terrorist' (Documentary);   [6PM]   'The Slaughter Rule' (Feature);   [8PM]   'Fresh' (Feature);   [10PM]   'The Hired Hand' (Feature);   [11:30PM]   'Tanner '88: The Girlfriend Factor' (Short);   [12AM]   'Tanner '88: Something Borrowed, Something New' (Short);   [12:30AM]   'Tanner '88: The Boiler Room' (Short);   [1AM]   'Tanner '88: Reality Check' (Short);   [1:30AM]   'Nicholas Nickleby' (Feature);   [3:45AM]   'The Purified' (Documentary);   [4:55AM]   'Black Box Germany' (Feature).    (ALL TIMES EDT)

TCM starts the day with 4 from the Marx Brothers (Groucho, Harpo, and Chico), followed by 4 with Bob Hope, and finishes up featuring Judy Garland all night.
 [6:30 am]    'Room Service' (1938);
 [8:00 am]    'At The Circus' (1939);
 [9:30 am]    'Go West' (1940);
 [11am]    'A Night In Casablanca' (1946);

 [12:30pm]    'I'll Take Sweden' (1965);
 [2:30pm]    'A Global Affair' (1964);
 [4:00 pm]    'The Road To Hong Kong' (1962);
 [6pm]    'Bachelor In Paradise' (1961);

 [8pm]    'A Star Is Born' (1954);
 [11pm]    'A Child Is Waiting' (1963);
 [1am]    'Judgment At Nuremberg' (1961);
 [4:30am]    'Impressions of Garland' (1972).
    (ALL TIMES EDT)


Friday  -  04/30

TCM spends most of the day celebrating James Cagney, then features 4 films directed by Robert Siodmak.
 [6:00 am]    'Words And Music' (1948);
 [8:30 am]    'The Doorway To Hell' (1930);
 [10am]    'The Public Enemy' (1931);
 [11:30am]    'Smart Money' (1931);
 [1pm]    'Taxi!' (1932);
 [2:30pm]    'Picture Snatcher' (1933);
 [4pm]    'The Gallant Hours' (1959);
 [6pm]    'Shake Hands With the Devil' (1959);

 [8pm]    'Phantom Lady' (1944);
 [9:30pm]    'The Spiral Staircase' (1945);
 [11pm]    'Criss Cross' (1949);
 [12:30am]    'Escape From East Berlin' (1962);

 [2am]    'Dollar' (1938);
 [3:30am]    'Pennies From Heaven' (1981);
 [5:30 am]    'MGM Parade Show #23' (1955).    (ALL TIMES EDT)



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Playwright Arthur Miller appears before the Senate Judiciary Committee on Capitol Hill Wednesday, April 30, 2004, to support playwright antitrust legislation. Lyricist Stephen Sondheim is in the center and playwright Wendy Wasserstein at right.
Photo by Dennis Cook

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The Information One-Stop

Moose & Squirrel

Moose & Squirrel Information One-Stop

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Thanks Seattle Times for 'Coffin' Photo

Bereaved Father

The father of a U.S. Army soldier killed in Iraq earlier this month, who believes his son was in one of the caskets shown in the now famous Tami Silicio photograph, has written a letter to The Seattle Times thanking the newspaper for publishing the picture that broke a Pentagon ban.

"Hiding the death and destruction of this war does not make it easier on anyone except those who want to keep the truth away from the people," the father, Bill Mitchell, wrote yesterday. The letter has not yet been published.

Bill Mitchell, who lives in Atascadero, Calif., had first contacted E&P last week after Editor Greg Mitchell (no relation) mentioned Mike Mitchell by name in the April 8 "Pressing Issues" Web column.

The text of his letter to Hal Bernton, the Seattle Times reporter who wrote the story that accompanied the Silicio photo, follows:


Dear Hal --

I read with great interest your article regarding the woman who was fired for taking the pictures of the flag-draped coffins on 4-7-04. My son, SSG Michael W. Mitchell, was killed on 4/4/04 in the first day of the Shiite uprising in Sadr City. He was one of eight soldiers killed that day in that attack. I am quite positive that he was inside one of those coffins in the picture.

I am happy that you ran the story and showed the picture. I would like everyone to know the devastation that this event has brought upon Mike's family and friends. In fact, Mike's grandpa at 86 says that this is the worst thing that has happened in his entire life -- that says a lot right there!!!

Hiding the death and destruction of this war does not make it easier on anyone except those who want to keep the truth away from the people. I know that the current government policy has the bodies being flown in under the cloak of darkness. I also know that photographers are barred from the area so that pictures such as the one you ran in your newspaper cannot be shown to the people. Pictures such as these alter peoples' perception and awareness and they have to admit the reality of the situation that young men and women are being killed.

For the rest, Bereaved Father

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L.A. Times' Newest Editorial Editor

Michael Kinsley

Michael Kinsley, a former editor of the New Republic and the founding editor of the on-line magazine Slate, has been named editorial editor of the Los Angeles Times in a series of changes that also sees replacement of the paper's state news editor.

Times editor John Carroll said in a statement that Kinsley, for six years the co-host from the liberal side of CNN's "Crossfire," will be responsible for The Times' daily editorial and letters page, its op-ed page and the Sunday Opinion section.

The appointment is effective June 14.

Michael Kinsley

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Activist Bianca Jagger (C) talks with Cofan Indian leader Toribio Aguinda (L) and nurse Rosa Moreno, both from the Ecuadorean Amazon, after leaving a meeting of ChevronTexaco shareholders in San Ramon, California, April 28, 2004. The three spoke at the meeting in support of a shareholders resolution calling on ChevronTexaco to clean up toxic wastes allegedly dumped in the Ecuadorean Amazon during Texaco's oil drilling operations there.
Photo by Lou Dematteis

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Failing Grade From Forbes - Again

Michael Eisner

Disney's shaky boss Michael Eisner got a big fat F from Forbes magazine, which named him one of America's worst CEOs just as Disney directors huddled yesterday at the media empire's headquarters to discuss who might replace him.

This is the third straight year Eisner earned a failing grade.

Forbes gets its annual F list by stacking up a CEO's pay against a stock's performance over the last six years.

On average, Eisner earned a staggering $121 million a year in that period - much of that through exercising stock options - at a time when Disney's shares were falling an average of 5% a year.

Eisner did do a little better this year. For the last two years, he was ranked the worst CEO in America, but this time he came in fourth, thanks to a recent run-up in Disney's stock.

Michael Eisner

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Performing at MTV Film Awards

Beastie Boys

The Beastie Boys are set to perform at the MTV Movie Awards next month, along with D-12 and the Yeah Yeah Yeahs, a network representative told The Associated Press.

The irreverent awards show will be taped June 5 in Culver City, Calif., outside Los Angeles, and broadcast June 10 on MTV.

Beastie Boys

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In The Kitchen With BartCop & Friends

bartcook

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World Stunt Awards

Keanu Reeves

Keanu Reeves will be honored for his work in action movies at the upcoming World Stunt Awards.

The awards, which recognize the men and women who put their lives at risk to make fights, explosions and tall-building falls on TV shows and movies look more realistic, will be presented May 16.

Carmen Electra and Dennis Hopper are set to host the event, which will be taped at Paramount Studios for broadcast on Spike TV on May 26.

Keanu Reeves

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Brussels' landmark statue Manneken Pis is dressed up as former President of South-Africa Nelson Mandela.
Photo by Herwig Vergult

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Named King of British Radio

George Michael

George Michael was named king of the airwaves Wednesday, topping a survey of the most-played artists on British radio over the last 20 years.

Michael, who began his career as half of Wham! two decades ago, beat Elton John to top spot in the list, compiled by industry monitor Phonographic Performance Ltd.

"I can't believe it. I've only made six albums in 22 years so I don't know how this happened. I'm the luckiest writer on earth," Michael said.

George Michael

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Time Inc. To Bring Back

Life Magazine

Time Inc. is stepping up its plans to relaunch Life magazine, whose world-famous photojournalism made it one of the publisher's best-known brands.

Sources said Time Inc. plans to reintroduce Life as a supplement published in Friday newspapers, with a target launch date of fall 2004 and an initial circulation of 10 million to 12 million.

Life Magazine

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Formerly 'The Vidiot'

pissed

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Drops Takeover Bid for Disney

Comcast

The cable giant Comcast Corp. is dropping its takeover bid for The Walt Disney Co., saying Disney management has made it clear it has no interest in putting the two companies together.

The decision was announced Wednesday by Brian L. Roberts, president and chief executive of Comcast, who said the Disney stance led him to conclude it was time to abandon the proposed merger.

In early trading Wednesday on the New York Stock Exchange, Disney shares fell 28 cents to $23.90 while Comcast A shares rose 89 cents, or 3 percent, to $30.86.

Comcast

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A woman offers incense in front of a HK$78 million ($10 million) gold statue of Wong Tai Sin, a Taoist deity, at a jewellery shop in Hong Kong April 28, 2004. The figure, along with the base, measures 2.3-metre high and weighs 11,435 Chinese tails (571.8 kilograms), is expected to be a tourist attraction during mainland China's 'Golden Week' starting May 1.
Photo by Bobby Yip

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Sues 477 More U.S. File-Sharers

Recording Industry Association of America

A U.S. music industry group said on Wednesday it sued 477 more people for online copyright infringement as part of its effort to stop music piracy, blamed for a prolonged sales downturn.

Since January, the Recording Industry Association of America (RIAA), employing the "John Doe" litigation method, has sued more than 2,000 people.

As in previous suits, the RIAA plans to discover swappers' names and locations through court-issued subpoenas, the spokesman said.

Recording Industry Association of America

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Taken From Calif. Home

Stradivarius Cello

A 17th-century cello made by master craftsman Antonio Stradivari was stolen from a home over the weekend, authorities said Tuesday.

The 1684 cello, valued at $3.5 million, was one of only about 60 made by Stradivari and was bought by the Los Angeles Philharmonic Association about three decades ago, said association spokeswoman Elizabeth Hinckley.

The instrument was nicknamed the General Kyd for the man who brought it to England near the end of the 18th century. Cellist Leo Stern performed the British premiere of Dvorak's famous cello concerto on the instrument in 1896.

Stradivarius Cello

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U.S. Deletes, Alters Government Sites

Web Data

The Bush administration has stripped information on a range of women's issues from government Web sites, apparently in pursuit of a political agenda, researchers reported on Wednesday.

"Vital information is being deleted, buried, distorted and has otherwise gone missing from government Web sites and publications," Linda Basch, president of the National Council for Research on Women, said in a telephone interview.

A council report said the missing information fell into four categories: women's health; their economic status; objective scientific data; and information aimed at protecting women and girls and helping them advance.

The deletions and alterations appear to hew to a political agenda, rather than providing the nonpartisan, unbiased data that has been the tradition of U.S. government reports, the council said.

Its report cited a fact sheet from the Centers of Disease Control that focused on the advantages of using condoms to prevent sexually transmitted disease; it was revised in December 2002 to say evidence on condoms' effectiveness in curbing these diseases was inconclusive.

For the rest, Web Data

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Flying Saucer Fever

Iran

Flying saucer fever has gripped Iran after dozens of sightings in the last few days. Fanciful cartoons of alien spacecraft have adorned the front pages.

State television on Wednesday showed a sparkling white disc it said was filmed over Tehran on Tuesday night.

More colorful Unidentified Flying Objects (UFOs) have been spotted beaming out green, red, blue and purple rays over the northern cities of Tabriz and Ardebil and in the Caspian Sea province of Golestan, the official IRNA news agency reported.

Iran

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A new baby primate peers out from a blanket held by keeper Janet Hawes at the San Diego Zoo's nursery, Wednesday, April 28, 2004. Born on April 22, the little bonobo was not being cared for by his mother and was brought to the Zoo's nursery where he is receiving round-the-clock care. The bonobo is a rare species of chimpanzee native to the forests and lowlands of the Democratic Republic of Congo. Incorrectly but commonly called 'pygmy chimpanzee,' this species is only slightly smaller than the more commonly recognized species of chimpanzee and has dark pigmentation on its feet, hands and face. The San Diego Zoo and the San Diego Zoo's Wild Animal Park are one of the few zoological institutions in the United States to work with this species.

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