Bartcop Entertainment - Thursday, 13 March, 2003

Thursday

13 March, 2003

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Thanks, again, Tim!

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In The Chaos Household

Last Night

Another 'Outer Limits' foggy morning.

Had to postpone mail for another day. This page is mighty large, and between ailing cats & the science project, time is at a premium.

Liked Elvis Costello's reworking of 'Alison' to 'Letterman'.



Tonight, Thursday, CBS opens the evening with a FRESH 'Star Search', followed by a FRESH 'CSI: Crime Scene Investigation', and then a FRESH 'Without A Trace'.
Scheduled on a FRESH Dave, with guest host Will Ferrell, are Chris Rock, Crispin Glover, Jake Johannsen, and American Hi-Fi.
Scheduled on a FRESH Craiggers are Mena Suvari and Planet Earth.

NBC offers a FRESH 'Friends', followed by a FRESH 'Scrubs', then a FRESH 'Will & Grace', followed by a FRESH 'Good Morning, Miami', and then a FRESH 'ER'.
Scheduled on a FRESH Jay are Bill O'Really and Ringo Starr.
Scheduled on a FRESH Conan are Salma Hayek and Scott Wolf.
Scheduled on a FRESH Carson Daly are Jason Schwartzman and Killer Mike.

ABC has a FRESH 'Profiles From The Front' (once again, look for Chris), followed by a FRESH (but vile) 'Are You Hot?', and then 'PrimeTime Thursday'.
Scheduled on a FRESH Jimmy Kimmel are Cris Judd, Happatai and this week's guest host Jeff Ross.

The WB opens with a RERUN 'Sabrina', followed by a FRESH 'Family Affair', and then 2 RERUN 'Jamie Kennedy's'.

Faux has the pre-taped '34th Annual NAACP Image Awards', that was fresh last Saturday night.

UPN throws away the night with 'WWE Smackdown! - Battle of the Receding Hairlines'.



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'Fascist Groove Thang'

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Hollywood Walk of Fame

Chris Rock

Actor Chris Rock holds daughter Lola after his star is unveiled on the Hollywood Walk of Fame as wife Malaak looks on during ceremonies in Hollywood March 12, 2003. Rock, an alumnus of 'Saturday Night Live' stars in the new comedy film 'Head of State' which opens March 28 in the United Stats. Photo by Fred Prouser

Chris Rock, whose edgy humor propelled him from standup comic to movie star, got a star Wednesday on the Hollywood Walk of Fame.

"I think I'm as qualified to walk over as anybody else," Rock joked before a crowd of about 300 people that included actor David Spade, his former colleague on "Saturday Night Live."

Chris Rock

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Plans Duet At Annual Oscar Party

Elton John

Elton John plans to duet with recent Grammy-winning pop star John Mayer at his upcoming Oscar-watching bash.

This year's event is set to take place at the Marquee club in West Hollywood, where about 200 guests will gather for a five-course dinner during the March 23 Oscar telecast.

Guests who correctly pick Oscar-winners throughout the evening can win luxury gifts such as his-and-her Chopard diamond watches, Jimmy Choo shoes, and a MAC Viva Glam Swarovski crystal-encrusted lipstick.

John's tour with fellow piano star Billy Joel is set to continue through May, and later this year he hopes to begin work writing music for the animated film "Gnomeo and Juliet," a take-off on the Shakespeare classic "Romeo and Juliet" featuring a cast of garden gnomes.

Elton John

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The Information One-Stop

Moose & Squirrel

Moose & Squirrel Information One-Stop

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Off the Hook?

Pete Townshend

Pete Townshend might be able to sing "I'm Free" again--and mean it.

Townshend, 57, was busted on January 13 for allegedly making and possessing indecent images of children with incitement to distribute such images. He allegedly used his credit card to gain entry to an illegal child-pornography Website.

Townshend's arrest was part of a nationwide crackdown on pedophiles code-named Operation Ore, which, with the aid of information supplied by U.S. authorities, nabbed a reported 1,300 Brits, including several politicians, judges, doctors and police officers who allegedly violated the U.K.'s Protection of Children Act by viewing kiddie porn on the Internet.

According to legal observers, if Townshend only accessed the site once and no banned images turn up on his confiscated hard drives, then it's assumed he'll be given a warning.

Pete Townshend

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An unidentified girl passes by a street in Buenos Aires where graffiti on the wall shows resident Bush as Mickey Mouse and the words, "Disney War", Tuesday, March.11,2003. Graffiti has become the latest form of anti-war protest in the steets of Buenos Aires.
Photo by Natacha Pisarenko

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McCartney Wins

Rock's Richest

Former Beatle Paul McCartney, who by some tallies was rock's first billionaire, raked in $72 million in 2002 largely from his first tour in nine years, according to the U.S. magazine's second annual "Rock's 50 Richest" list, to be published on March 14.

Touring was the bread and butter of most of the top entries on the list in a year in which record sales plummeted. The runner-up was The Rolling Stones, who brought in $44 million, also on the back of a successful sold-out tour, their first since 1997.

No. 3-ranked Dave Matthews Band derived hardly any money from record sales, with almost all of its $31.3 million coming from touring. The band ranked No. 4 on last year's list, although it earned $43.4 million.

Eminem, whose "The Eminem Show" was the best selling album of 2002, ranked No. 5, and was one of the few artists on the top 10 to earn more from recording than touring.

Bruce Springsteen ranked No. 7, also benefiting from a successful tour behind his Grammy-award winning "The Rising." Mariah Carey, who received $30 million last year to end her contract with EMI Group Plc, ranked No. 8 on the list.

Ozzy Osbourne came in at No. 10 on the strength of the MTV series "The Osbournes," the highest rated show in the U.S. cable television station's history.

Being dead does not keep artists off the list. Elvis Presley, whose songs were licensed for the Disney film "Lilo & Stitch," ranked No. 12. RCA Records also issued a compilation of his No. 1 hits.

Rock's Richest

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To Co-Write 'South Park'

Norman Lear

Norman Lear, the Emmy-winning producer of TV's "All in the Family," said Wednesday he will collaborate on several episodes of the crude — and crudely animated — Comedy Central satire "South Park."

Among the subjects he hopes to mock on the show, about four foul-mouthed little boys and their conflicts with the world, are the U.S. push for war in Iraq, reality TV shows and immigration.

"This is a show that always has something on its mind — as funny as it is, as outrageous and ridiculous," said Lear, who began watching "South Park" several years ago with his 14-year-old son.

The new season is set to start on March 19 (10 p.m. PST) on the cable channel.

Norman Lear

Official "South Park" site

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Performing in Las Vegas

Jerry Seinfeld

Jerry Seinfeld is taking his act to Caesars Palace in Las Vegas.

Seinfeld, whose hit TV series "Seinfeld" ended in 1998, will perform May 2-3 at the casino's new $95 million Colosseum theater, which seats 4,000 people.

Celine Dion's new show, "A New Day," opens March 25 at the Colosseum for a three-year run. She'll be on vacation when Seinfeld is in town.

Jerry Seinfeld

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China Orders Songs Axed

Rolling Stones

The Chinese government has ordered the Rolling Stones to ax four of their best-known hits from their landmark mainland shows next month, a concert organizer said Wednesday.

The band, which is scheduled to perform in Shanghai April 1 and in Beijing April 4, will not be allowed to play "Brown Sugar," "Honky Tonk Women," "Beast of Burden," or "Let's Spend the Night Together," said Chen Jixin head of Beijing Time New Century Entertainment, a concert organizer behind the two China dates.

The four songs, all of which include sexual references, were originally cut from the mainland release of the band's "40 Licks" compilation album by China's culture ministry, Chen said. "Brown Sugar" refers to an interracial coupling.

Only songs on the officially released "40 Licks" album will be allowed during the China shows, Chen said.

Rolling Stones

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50 Years Old Today

Ron Jeremy

Porn legend Ron Jeremy is hitting the half-century mark, but he's still going hard.

Jeremy, who has made millions of dollars sleeping with thousands of gorgeous women on film despite his rotund appearance, will turn 50 on Thursday (Mar. 13).

Regarding turning half a century old he says, "It feels ridiculous" -- especially since the "Hedgehog" still feels like he's in his 30s.

In his words, "You think about [50] in your mind by what the medical community has in store for you -- like a finger up the butt and a colonoscopy."

Ron Jeremy

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Wows Audience at Ballet Gala

Mikhail Baryshnikov

The audience barely waited for the ballet to end before standing and applauding a man who spent most of his performance sitting down.

It didn't matter. As soon as Mikhail Baryshnikov took the Joyce Theater stage Tuesday night for the world premiere of "Mr. XYZ," the crowd was electrified. Choreographed for Baryshnikov by Ballet Tech Artistic Director Eliot Feld, the short, comic piece was the centerpiece for the company's 2003 gala performance, which served as a tribute to the legendary dancer.

A whimsical solo, "Mr. XYZ" played with the idea of a geriatric Baryshnikov. Decked out in orthopedic-like sneakers, the 55-year-old dancer moved from one prop to the next, starting with a cane and graduating to an office chair. As Leon Redbone rhapsodized about the walking cane and lamented Baryshnikov's lack of women, the dancer wheeled himself across the stage in slow, graceful arcs.

The evening had begun on a much livelier note with the boisterous "Meshugana Dance," a 1996 piece performed to Klezmer by students of the Ballet Tech School, a public school founded by Feld to nurture New York City kids with a gift for dance.

Mikhail Baryshnikov

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Watches Daughter in Tournament

Chubby Checker

He didn't twist again, but the man known as Chubby Checker covered his eyes when his daughter was trying to help Duke win an Atlantic Coast Conference women's basketball championship.

Ernest Evans, whose 1960 song, The Twist, resulted in a dance craze, drove 6 1/2 hours from Philadelphia on Monday to watch his daughter Mistie Bass play for the Blue Devils.

Checker sat alone in Section 109 at the Greensboro Coliseum, about eight rows from center court. Although he never performed at the coliseum, his daughter and her team finished a successful engagement there Monday night by beating North Carolina, 77-59.

Chubby Checker

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In The Kitchen With BartCop & Friends

bartcook

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Primed for NBC Return

'Watching Ellie'

Julia Louis-Dreyfus' NBC comedy "Watching Ellie" is headed back to the NBC's prime-time schedule.

"Ellie" will be relaunched on April 15, where it will get a six-week run behind "Frasier." The legal comedy "A.U.S.A." will have wrapped its first season by that date.

Since viewers last tuned in to "Ellie" last year, the series has been revamped. The real-time element is out, as is the single-camera format.

'Watching Ellie'

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Wayne Larsen takes off for a test hop in a modern version of the Wright brothers' 1903 plane Wednesday, March 12, 2003, at the west desert airport in Wendover, Utah. The craft is a creation by Utah State University professsors and students to celebrate the 100th anniversary of flight. Once proven airworthy, it will be taken on flying tours around the country.
Photo by Douglas C. Pizac

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Fight for Right to Protest

Beastie Boys

The New York-based rap-rock trio, Beastie Boys, is joining the growing chorus of musicians and actors protesting the impending invasion, releasing a new track, "In a World Gone Mad," on the beastieboys.com Website.

"In a world gone mad, it's hard to think right/So much violence hate and spite/Murder going on all day and night/Due time we fight the non-violent fight," goes the chorus.

"First the 'War on Terror'/Now war on Iraq/We're reaching a point where we can't turn back/Let's lose the guns and let's lose the bombs/And stop the corporate contributions that their built upon," the boys rhyme.

Aside from the Beastie Boys' site, "A World Gone Mad" is being made available for free download at several antiwar sites, including Move On, Win Without War, True Majority and the Milarepa Fund.

Beastie Boys

BeastieBoys.com

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John F. Kennedy Profile in Courage Award

3 Politicians Honored

Two Southern governors voted out of office after defying constituents over the Confederate flag were among three politicians named Wednesday to receive the John F. Kennedy Profile in Courage Award.

The annual award, given to officials who defend sometimes-unpopular principles, honored former Govs. Roy Barnes of Georgia and David Beasley of South Carolina, as well as former Georgia state Rep. Dan Ponder Jr., a conservative Republican who pushed for hate-crime laws in his state.

"They took a strong and unpopular stand, and I think the committee felt that each of them did so knowing that their base of support might be eroded," said John Seigenthaler, chairman of the selection committee and founder of the First Amendment Center in Arlington, Va.

Seigenthaler said "racism is alive and well in the country" and that the committee wanted to recognize politicians who helped fight bigotry.

The awards will be presented at a May 12 ceremony. The award, created in 1989 by the Kennedy Library Foundation, takes its name from President Kennedy's 1957 book, "Profiles in Courage."

3 Politicians Honored

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Robert Shapiro - He's Back

Phil Spector

The attorney for legendary music producer Phil Spector said Wednesday that his client did not kill a cult film actress found shot to death at his Los Angeles home in February -- although police insist the case is being treated as a crime.

Robert Shapiro, the attorney who assembled the "Dream Team" defense for O.J. Simpson against charges of murder, told Reuters that "from the evidence available I am convinced that a thorough investigation ... will prove Phil Spector is innocent of any crime."

Shapiro's statement echoed a local radio report broadcast Monday that detectives believed that 40-year-old Lana Clarkson accidentally shot herself in the foyer of Spector's mock castle near Los Angeles on Feb. 3 -- a report that sheriff's officials strongly denied.

The KFI radio report prompted Spector and his producing partner Michelle Blaine to circulate an e-mail to friends saying that he would soon be exonerated of Clarkson's slaying by the suicide finding.

The e-mail said: "We hate to use the words 'I told you so' -- after seven weeks of silence, we can say with certainty, this will speak for itself, and boy does it speak volumes! Loud and clear to the world. We are grateful to KFI/NBC and all the people who have supported Phillip through this awful time."

Phil Spector

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Bought Her Own House

Kelly Osbourne

Kelly Osbourne is leaving the nest.

The daughter of Ozzy and Sharon Osbourne is on the verge of moving out of her parents Beverly Hills home, but she's not going very far - about five blocks down the road.

The 19-year-old has reportedly bought a multi-million dollar house in her parents' posh neighborhood and plans to move in next month.

Kelly told Heat magazine that Sharon has been emotional since she told her she was leaving the nest.

"She's been a blithering idiot ever since I got the new place," Kelly said. "I bought it a couple of weeks ago and it's mine in ten days."

Kelly said the house may need some renovation before she moves in though. "I don't think I'll be moving in for a month because I have to put new bathrooms in. I'm not s--g in someone else's toilet."

Kelly Osbourne

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Worries About Political Image

Jerry Springer

Jerry Springer said he is not sure he can overcome his trash talk show host image for a possible run for a Democratic Senate seat.

He sounded like a candidate Tuesday night in a speech to a crowd of about 900 at the Montgomery County Democratic Party's "Frolics for Funds" at a Dayton arena.

Springer began his speech with a stinging criticism of the Bush administration, which he believes is close to ordering troops into action in Iraq.

"If the administration has its way, we are about to go to war, the consequences of which our children and our children's children will face," +Springer+ said. "This is a war that gropes for justification and finds none."

Springer also criticized Bush for promising tax cuts for the wealthy while leaving behind those who could least afford to pay. He said it's Democrats' job to make sure Bush is accountable for his policies.

"The Democratic Party is supposed to stand for working people and if it doesn't, we ought to stop being a party," he said.

Jerry Springer

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Introduces Online News Channel

ABC News

Aiming to become a regular presence on computer screens, ABC News has introduced ABC News Live, a 24-hour online channel featuring live feeds as well as anchored coverage of events.

The streaming-video service provides programming that includes C-SPAN-like coverage of speeches and briefings, as well as replays of ABC News programs such as "World News Tonight," "Nightline," and "Good Morning America." Archived news footage is available, along with headlines, sports, weather and business updates.

Designed for computer users who have high-speed broadband Internet access, ABC News Live, which began Wednesday, is initially available to subscribers of ABC News On Demand, a service that lets users paying $4.95 a month view taped ABC News clips and programs; and RealNetworks Inc.'s RealOne SuperPass service, which includes ABC News On Demand as part of its video package for $9.95 a month.

ABC News

www.abcnews.org - huh? abcnews.org?

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Courts Controversy

Tatu

The pop duo Tatu — Russian slang for "This girl (loves) that girl" — has long been causing a sensation at home.

But now that the teenagers are also climbing charts around the world, their scanty schoolgirl uniforms, flirtations with lesbianism and in-your-face sexuality are prompting debate about whether this is the kind of cultural export the land of Tchaikovsky and Chekhov wants to become known for.

"People love us or hate us but nobody thinks nothing about us," Lena says on Tatu's Web site.

Tatu was created in 1999 by a former child psychologist who acknowledges that he was trying to produce a sexy, provocative group led by teenage girls.

"Such a thing hadn't been done," said Ivan Shapovalov, 36, whose cheeky attitude has made him as famous among Russia's young hip set as the band he created.

Tatu

www.tatu.ru

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Formerly 'The Vidiot'

pissed

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Fox Fires 'Bernie Mac' Creator-Producer

Larry Wilmore

Fox Broadcasting Co. has fired Larry Wilmore, the Emmy- and Peabody-award winning creator and executive producer of the network's 2-year-old comedy hit "The Bernie Mac Show."

Wilmore is now expected to end up with an overall deal at NBC Studios.

Wilmore has won numerous awards and critical praise for his work on the series. But executives at the network and 20th Television have long believed he was not the right person to lead the show and that the series was, simply put, not as funny as it should be nor as big of a hit as it might be.

Although it is not unheard of for networks to make changes in the "show runner" for a series, it's very rare for an Emmy- and Peabody-award winning creator to be kicked off the show he developed.

Series star Bernie Mac was approached about the decision to move on without Wilmore and did not put up a serious fight, numerous industry sources said. His lack of opposition was likely key to Fox's final decision to part ways with Wilmore.

Larry Wilmore

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The verandah of the Nigatsdudo Hall of the Todaiji Temple in Nara is lit with torches waved by monks during the annual 'Omizutori' (water drawing) festival late March 12, 2003. Omizutori is one of the classical rites in the ancient capital of Nara, and symbolises the arrival of spring.

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Talking 'Harvey' Remake

John Travolta

John Travolta is negotiating to star in "Harvey," a new screen version of the Pulitzer Prize-winning play that was the basis for the 1950 Jimmy Stewart film.

Craig Mazin wrote the script for the remake. Even though a director has not been set, the studios have begun talks with Travolta to play the role of Elwood P. Dowd, an amiable drunk who pals around with a 6-foot-tall invisible rabbit named Harvey.

John Travolta

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Boots WhatReallyHappened.com

PayPal

A US independent news site which relies upon reader donations has had some of its air supply cut off by PayPal.

In a email sent to WhatReallyHappened.com yesterday, PayPal's Orwellian-sounding "Merchant Risk Department" wrote a perfunctory note.

PayPal dominates the US online micropayments scene. Which means that it has to behave better than its competitors. On this evidence, the eBay subsidiary has failed, once again, to grow into its responsibilities.

For the rest (notice this is not a story from an American news service) - PayPal


WhatReallyHappened.com's side

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But It's Not Propaganda

Movietone-Like War Films

If a war breaks out in Iraq, the U.S. Navy and Marine Corps plan to film soldiers on the front lines of battle and bring their stories to movie audiences in video spots similar to the old Movietone film reels made during World War II, people involved with the effort said on Wednesday.

The idea, explained Marine Lt. Colonel James Kuhn, is to show people the real images of war and put a human face on the men and women fighting it.

Lance O'Connor, a partner in Santa Monica, California-based American Rogue Films, which trained and equipped soldiers with new high-definition digital cameras to shoot the video, said the reels will be made in the same vein as documentaries.

"It's not about propaganda, it's about documentary work. If it were propaganda, it wouldn't work," he said.

Movietone-Like War Films

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Germany Inspects Papers

Don Johnson

German investigators are examining documents found in Don Johnson's car that list transactions totaling $8 billion, a customs official said Wednesday.

Johnson's car was stopped for a routine check as he entered Germany from Switzerland in November with two other men, said Wolfgang Schmitz, a spokesman for German customs.

Officials photocopied the documents, but they did not seize them and allowed the former "Nash Bridges" star to continue his journey without formally questioning him, Schmitz said.

German customs officials regularly carry out checks on the border with Switzerland, which unlike Germany is not a member of the European Union and is renowned for its strict bank secrecy laws.

Don Johnson

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Slightly Hurt in Helicopter Crash

Jeff Bezos

Amazon.com Inc. Chief Executive Jeff Bezos was involved in a helicopter crash last week in southwest Texas and was slightly injured in the incident, a police spokesman said on Wednesday.

A helicopter carrying the Web retailer's founder, two other passengers and the pilot crashed shortly after taking off at an airport south of Alpine, Texas, last Thursday, said Tom Vinger, a spokesman for the Texas Department of Public Safety.

The other people aboard were Elizabeth Korrell of Seattle, who suffered spinal compressions for which she was treated and released from an area hospital, as well as Ty Holland of Fort Davis, Texas and pilot Charles Bella, who both suffered minor injuries, Vinger said.

Jeff Bezos

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Vegas Show Opener To Air Live On CBS

Celine Dion

Celine Dion will debut her new Las Vegas show, A New Day..., with a live U.S. telecast on CBS at 9 p.m. ET on March 25th. The telecast, dubbed Celine In Las Vegas: Opening Night Live, will air live from the Colosseum at Caesars Palace.

The one-of-a-kind show features 58 dancers, musicians, characters, and artists, and it combines song, performance art, theatrical innovation, and state-of-the-art technology.

Celine Dion

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But, They're Belgian!

'Freedom Fries'

The U.S. Congress picked on the wrong country when it replaced "French fries" with "Freedom fries" on its menus to protest France's opposition to a possible U.S.-led war in Iraq, according to a Belgian fry expert.

Michel Mes, who runs the website www.belgianfries.com, said that fried potatoes were invented in Belgium, not France, and were only referred to as French fries in the United States.

According to legend, American soldiers stationed in French-speaking Belgium or France during World War One brought back a taste for fries, which were subsequently associated with Gallic culture in the United States. Mes said this was a myth.

"In fact, the explanation is quite simple. In English, 'to french' means (or at least meant) 'to cut into lengthwise pieces'," he explained. "So logically, French fries is short for 'frenched and fried' potatoes."

'Freedom Fries'

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Moroccan Court Grants Bail

Heavy Metal Fans

A Moroccan court has freed on bail 11 heavy metal music enthusiasts controversially jailed for offences against morality and linked by the prosecution to a "Satanist" cult.

They were convicted on March 6 under laws covering distribution of written or visual material which "undermines good morals" and "making people listen, with bad intent, to songs which contravene good morals or incite debauchery."

The three refused bail were sentenced to a year in prison for "employing seductive methods with the aim of undermining the faith of a Muslim."

Many commentators in the North African kingdom reacted with outrage to the convictions and suggested they reflected a conservative witch-hunt against young music fans.

Heavy Metal Fans

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Girl Emerges From Coma During Concert

Bryan Adams

A young woman left in a coma for six years after she collapsed at school has started to respond to the world around her after her mother took her to see her pop star hero Bryan Adams perform live.

Christiane Kittel, now 24, was left in a vegetative state after her collapse on 12 June 1997. Doctors believe her condition was caused by a combination of hot weather, a hereditary hemophilia condition and side-effects of the contraceptive pill.

Later she was moved to the intensive care unit at the Clinic for Neurologic Rehabilitation in Regensburg, where her parents Karl-Gunther and Adelheide Kittel have kept a 15-hour watch by her bedside every day.

Her father, now 55, told Reuters Health: "We did not want her to be alone so we have spent every day by her bedside. We take it in turns, my wife does six hours than I take over for about six hours, there is usually someone there constantly between 5 AM and 8 PM."

"Bryan Adams was always her biggest hero and she loved his music before she fell into a coma," said his wife Adelheid, 53. "When we heard about the concert in Regensburg we knew straight away that we had to take her there."

A local paper paid for the tickets and doctors arranged special help to get Christiane to the concert, her mother said.

"I will never forget it, I could have hugged the whole world. When we got back to the clinic she was still animated, and three times she called my name, she said Mama."

Bryan Adams

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Nominees List

Daytime Emmys

Nominees for major Daytime Emmys announced Wednesday:

Drama series: "The Young and the Restless," CBS; "As the World Turns," CBS; "The Bold and the Beautiful," CBS; "Port Charles," ABC.

Game or audience participation show: "Jeopardy!," syndicated; "The Price is Right," CBS; "Hollywood Squares," syndicated; "Wheel of Fortune," syndicated; "Win Ben Stein's Money," Comedy Central.

Talk show: "Dr. Phil," syndicated; "Live With Regis & Kelly," syndicated; "Soap Talk," SoapNet; "The View," ABC; "Wayne Brady Show," syndicated.

Lead actress in a drama series: Susan Flannery, "The Bold and the Beautiful," CBS; Nancy Lee Grahn, "General Hospital," ABC; Kim Zimmer, "Guiding Light," CBS; Eileen Davidson, "The Young and the Restless," CBS; Michelle Stafford, "The Young and the Restless," CBS.

Lead actor in a drama series: Maurice Benard, "General Hospital," ABC; Anthony Geary, "General Hospital," ABC; Ricky Paull Goldin, "Guiding Light," CBS; Grant Aleksander, "Guiding Light," CBS; Thorsten Kaye, "Port Charles," ABC; Doug Davidson, "The Young and the Restless."

Supporting actress in a drama series: Rebecca Budig, "All My Children," ABC; Robin Christopher, "General Hospital," ABC; Linda Dano, "One Life to Live," ABC; Vanessa Marcil, "General Hospital," ABC; Cady McClain, "As the World Turns," CBS; Kelly Monaco, "Port Charles," ABC.

Supporting actor in a drama series: Josh Duhamel, "All My Children," ABC; Benjamin Hendrickson, "As the World Turns," CBS; Paul Anthony Stewart, "Guiding Light," CBS; Ron Raines, "Guiding Light," CBS; Christian LeBlanc, "The Young and the Restless," CBS.

Younger actress in a drama series: Adrienne Frantz, "The Bold and the Beautiful," CBS; Jennifer Finnigan, "The Bold and the Beautiful," CBS; Alicia Leigh Willis, "General Hospital," ABC; Lindsey McKeon, "Guiding Light," CBS; Erin Hershey, "Port Charles," ABC.

Younger actor in a drama series: Aiden Turner, "All My Children," ABC; Kyle Lowder, "Days of Our Lives," NBC; Chad Brannon, "General Hospital," ABC; Jordi Vilasuso, "Guiding Light," CBS; David Lago, "The Young and the Restless," CBS.

Game show host: Alex Trebek, "Jeopardy!", syndicated; Bob Barker, "The Price is Right," CBS; Ben Stein and Sal Iacono, "Win Ben Stein's Money," Comedy Central; Tom Bergeron, "Hollywood Squares," syndicated; Donny Osmond, "Pyramid," syndicated; Pat Sajak, "Wheel of Fortune," syndicated;

Talk show host: Dr. Phil McGraw, "Dr. Phil," syndicated; Regis Philbin, Kelly Ripa, "Live with Regis & Kelly," syndicated; Lisa Rinna, Ty Treadway, "Soap Talk," SoapNet; Barbara Walters, Star Jones, Meredith Vieira, Joy Behar, Lisa Ling, "The View," ABC; Wayne Brady, "Wayne Brady Show," syndicated.

Children's animated series: "Arthur," PBS; "Clifford, the Big Red Dog," PBS; "Dora the Explorer," Nickelodeon; "Dragon Tales," PBS; "Rugrats," Nickelodeon.

Children's series: "Assignment Discovery," Discovery Channel; "Between the Lions," PBS; "Even Stevens," Disney; "Reading Rainbow," PBS; "Zoom," PBS.

Daytime Emmys

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Three female Alpacas poke their heads up from eating hay Friday, Feb. 28, 2003, in the pasture at Paul Doran's farm near Westerville, Ohio. Doran invested about $100,000 on seven alpacas in 1999 after learning about them at an Iowa farming symposium. Now, he keeps 22 alpacas at his 40-acre farm.
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'The Osbournes'

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Take Back The Media!

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The Slab

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PersephonePlus

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The Complete List of Grammy 2003

The Complete List of Oscar Nominations - 2003

The Complete List of Nominations - The Razzies - 2003

The Complete List of Nominations - The Stinkers - 2003

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Who served?

The Chickenhawk Database

Draft Dodging Conservatives

Congressional Members with Military Service

Who Died and Made You President? :: The Bean Magazine

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100 Most Banned Books

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