Bartcop Entertainment - Thursday, 4 March, 2004

Thursday

4 March, 2004

big hammer - bigger hammer

(Updated Daily)

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Special Bonus!

Disinfotainment Today

By Michael Dare

presents

In the Eyes of the Law, I'm a Criminal

Excerpt from Climbing Higher
by
Montel Williams and Lawrence Grobel
 

"_to live outside the law, you must be honest."
- Bob Dylan: Absolutely Sweet Marie -
 
 

    I consider myself a responsible and caring parent who believes in discipline, respect, and good manners. So when I take a controversial stand, I do it with forethought and with seriousness. I'm not frivolous, whacked, spacey, or fried, and I'm nothing like Sean Penn's stoner character in Fast Times at Ridgemont High. If anything I am strict, orderly, abstemious, and very much in control. I like things to be in their right place. 
    I'm not a liberal Democrat; I have voted Republican or Independent all my life. I'm a Marine who graduated from the Naval Academy and worked in sensitive, classified jobs on everything from aircraft carriers to submarines. I'm a motivational speaker who has talked to well over three million school children about making the right choices when it comes to drugs. I've done public service anti-drug announcements for the White House. I'm a syndicated television talk show host who has managed to stay on the air for thirteen years. I'm a person who cares about crime, addiction, child abuse, medical care and the high cost of insurance. I'm also a person in constant pain and I don't want to become a prescription drug addict. 
    So I use cannabis. I inhale it through a vaporizer. I bake it into cookies. I condense it into jams. When I can't wait for it to digest as food, I smoke it.
    Even though I don't get high from what I put into my body, that still makes me, in the eyes of the law, a criminal.
    I think that's wrong.  There is something very archaic about the law that labels those of us who have chronic pain criminals for trying to subdue that pain and remain active and productive.
    Federal law classifies drugs according to schedules, from I to V. Schedule V drugs like the cough syrup Robitussin A-C and the diarrhea- stopping Lomotil are considered to have the lowest potential for abuse. Schedule IV drugs like Xanax, Valium, Ambien, and Halcion also have a low potential for abuse. Abuse of either schedule V or IV drugs "may lead to limited physical dependence or psychological dependence." Schedule III drugs, like the pure THC Marinol, anabolic steroids, barbiturates, and Phenobarbital have a "moderate" potential for abuse. Schedule II-amphetamines, cocaine, codeine, methadone, morphine, and opium-have a high potential for abuse which may lead to "severe psychological or physical dependence."  The U.S. allows some medicinal use of schedule II drugs, but with a heavy restrictions. Then there is Schedule I.  These drugs are banned, considered unsafe to use even under medical supervision, with a high potential for abuse. PCP, LSD, heroin and Quaaludes are classified Schedule I. And so is marijuana.
    This has got to change. Would I legalize heroin in America? No. Would I legalize Ecstasy? No. Would I encourage children under voting age to use any kind of drug? Absolutely not. Are there certain drugs I would legalize for medicinal purposes, which would then generate revenue for this country to deal with addiction?  Yes!  I think it's feasible and I think it would be smart.   
    This is something the leaders of this country don't want to hear.  They will talk about how they are against drugs and in favor of protecting our children, yet they will allow the highly addictive substance called alcohol to pervade every aspect of a child's life.  Every time our children turn on the television to watch a sporting event they see beer commercials. Picnics, celebrations, BBQ's, ballparks-we're teaching them that wherever there is "fun" and "good times" there's alcohol.  In magazines, on radio and television, we are inundated ten times an hour by ads for drugs: if you don't feel great take an antidepressant or an ibuprofen or an over-the-counter medicine that might damage your liver. It's shoved down our throats and then we wonder why this nation has an addiction problem. But we won't talk about that.
    We don't need any more studies to know the effects of too much alcohol in our systems. We don't need further tests showing that taking more than three aspirin at a time can cause serious damage to your stomach, and taking a handful is a suicide attempt. And by now we really don't need to test marijuana to know that it can get you high, or give you the munchies.
Well, we also know it relieves pain, and it isn't addictive.  Anyone who says otherwise is ignorant.  
    Way back in 1938, New York's Mayor Fiorello LaGuardia appointed a committee to study marijuana. The committee consisted of the commissioners of Corrections, Health, and Hospitals, the director of the Division of Psychiatry of the Department of Hospitals, two pharmacologists, two internists, and three psychiatrists. It took them six years to present their findings: marijuana didn't cause aggressive or antisocial behavior; it wasn't sexually overstimulating; it didn't change personalities; it didn't cause major crimes.  All those myths which had created the passage of the Marijuana Tax Act of 1937 were dispelled, but the Federal Bureau of Narcotics was not going to take these findings to heart. Even though LaGuardia remained New York's mayor until 1945, the study was largely ignored. 
    Forty-four  years later, in 1988, the Drug Enforcement Administration's administrative law judge, Francis L. Young, presided over public hearings that lasted two years to consider reclassifying marijuana from Schedule I to Schedule II. Judge Young concluded that marijuana's classification should be changed, saying, "Marijuana, in its natural form, is one of the safest therapeutically active substances known to man…One must reasonably conclude that there is accepted safety for use of marijuana under medical supervision. To conclude otherwise, on the record, would be unreasonable, arbitrary, and capricious." Yet the DEA ignored Young's conclusions and refused to reclassify marijuana. 
    In 1999, the Institute of Medicine, a branch of the National Academy of Sciences, released a two-year study of the marijuana plant identifying more than sixty kinds of cannabinoids and their specific actions on the brain and the body. They recommended that the government pay for research that would speed up the development of more cannabinoid drugs. This was the study that showed marijuana was effective in combating the muscle spasms associated with MS. 
    That same year, the 9th U.S. Circuit Court of Appeals said the government has yet to identify any interest it may have in blocking the distribution of marijuana to those with medical need.  It found that legal alternatives to marijuana don't work or cause intolerable side effects. 
    And yet, in 2002, a DEA spokesman reacting to the passing of California's Proposition 215 to allow patients to use marijuana to alleviate pain, nausea, and lack of appetite, said: "There is no such thing as medical marijuana. We are Americans first, Californians second."
    Americans first? What does that mean? Am I un-American because I would rather use pot than OxyContin; natural weed rather than synthetic Marinol?  How hypocritical can these government officials get?
    I've been to congressional events and dinners where all the congressmen are sitting around with drinks in their hands pontificating about how smoking a joint is a crime and a sin.  It's ridiculous.  Like other controversial issues, there are people who will never back down on marijuana. Yet these same people think nothing of attending a rally to fight against it with a beer in their hands.  God knows we promote every other drug under the sun, making sure that no matter what your problem is you take something for it--as long as whatever you take is going to have the greatest profit margin for the pharmaceutical companies, who contribute heavily to both political parties.  It's no secret that these companies stand to lose billions of dollars annually if marijuana were legal in the U.S. and cultivated and sold by the government. Or simply grown in one's garden next to the rose bush and the cacti.
    To convince the federal government of the benefits of marijuana as medicine requires clinical trials; but the government insists that clinical trials are unwarranted because no solid evidence exists of pot's medical value. Hello? Has anybody ever heard of Catch-22?  The government controls the marijuana that they would accept for testing, but they won't grant approval for any tests. Scientists can obtain pot only from the National Institute of Drug Abuse, which gets it from a government-approved farm in Mississippi. NIDA insists that researchers who apply for the plant must have their studies approved by the National Institute of Health. The National Institutes of Health checks with the Drug Enforcement Agency (DEA) which insists that no American independent research or federal health program should be allowed to investigate natural cannabis derivatives for medicine. They just make you go around in circles until finally you stop trying. Scientists like Paul Consroe, a professor at the University of Arizona Health Sciences Center, feel frustrated by the Kafkaesque bureaucratic maze the government has created to keep acceptable studies of marijuana from being done or, if done, from being publicized. "Marijuana has been studied to death," Consroe says. "It's not a question of science; it's a political drug."
 
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Jazz From Hills

By Phillip Vincent

Trimmed Bush for Yardbirds

Dr. Seuss For God's No.3 Position (if Jesus Ain't Dead)

Dr. Seuss was the original rapper. All the hip-hoppers and gangsta rappers and all those other musically challenged guys making a fortune off of rhyming owe their millions of dollars to the original rapper without the programmed drum beat to Dr. Seuss.

Dr. Seuss will be getting a United States of America postage stamp portrayed by, who else but Johnny Depp?

No, I think it might just be a hunk of ham, but it's about time that time honors this man of such classic brilliance and sparks to the imaginations of the children of the world.

I wonder if the imans and clerics of the Muslim world let Dr. Seuss be read in the classrooms they have their underlings teach on a daily basis. Right before nap time over in, oh, say, Iran, do they get to hear Dr. Seuss or is it all "Blow up people..Bad people...you'll make it to the steeple, there will be green eggs and ham!!!"

Then one must wonder if the little kids over in, oh, say, Iran, then go "no wonder those people are so screwed up! Those guys' hams are green, and their eggs, too!"

Theodore Geisel (Dr. Seuss) will be honored on the Hollywood Walk of Fame on March 11th. Ted, as his childhood mates called him, began drawing some really weird shit before acid ever hit any art scene or before he did any dope. He was just a guy who knew a cat in a hat was better than oh, say, a cat being slaughtered ala Stephen King style.

If only more of our guys like Cheney and Rumsfeld could hear a "who" from an elephant named Horton, then maybe God would pull a dinosaur disappearing act, get a more intelligent species down here on this planet, and quit blowing the faces off all the cats in the hats. Then God might get his ass down (or out) here and start helping this species, cause we's one fucked up planet, don't you know Janet?

If the planet makes the dragnet, then is the rest gonna be shwag, dagnabbbit?

Phillip Vincent
trimmedbush.blogspot.com

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Reader Comment

'Tell Cal'

Look what is happening to educators, too, and the school system, and the poor students!!

It is all about the bank of the Districts, and what they can invest, not the education!

~ Marian


Thanks, Marian!
Marian is right - she's also a teacher in the LA school system, where the kids are taught to a test, which supposedly 'measures' their mastery of subjects.
Talk about a scam!
Entire sections of basic education are lost while they polish 'skills' emphasized on the test.
These tests are also used to determine funding for the local school, principal's salaries & teacher reviews.
One teacher in the kid's past blew off cursive handwriting because it wasn't on the test.
The tests are also multiple guess - easiest to grade, but no where near a valid measurement of an education.

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Trailers of Mass Destruction ...

White House Soft on al Qeada

Avoiding attacking suspected terrorist mastermind
MSNBC -- March 2, 2004

With Tuesday's attacks, Abu Musab Zarqawi, a Jordanian militant with ties to al-Qaida, is now blamed for more than 700 terrorist killings in Iraq.

But NBC News has learned that long before the war the Bush administration had several chances to wipe out his terrorist operation and perhaps kill Zarqawi himself — but never pulled the trigger

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Aaron Mcgruder:  Bush's Combat Citations


Thanks, Shari!

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Selected Readings

from that Mad Cat, JD

DID MARY GET A TONGUE KISS?

ONE MORE TIME. DID MARY GET A TONGUE KISS?

I WANT AN ANSWER CHIMP BOY: DID MARY GET A TONGUE KISS?

JAMES K BUSH

MARY WILL GET A TONGUE KISS AFTER THE CONSERVATIVE NEANDERTHALS DIE

THE CHIMP CANARD. DON'T OVER COOK

THE GORE OF CHRIST

THE PASSION OF HITLER

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from Mark

Another Bumpersticker

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In The Chaos Household

Last Night

Beautiful sunny, clear day.

Our local CostCo is in Signal Hill, on the side of the hill. The view of snow-covered Mt. Wilson was spectacular from the parking lot.

Had an F-14 Tomcat flying over today. Took off with its wings back, not fully extended.

Pretty cool living near an airport - some of the time.



Tonight, Thursday, CBS starts the night with a FRESH 'Survivors: All Stars', followed by a RERUN 'CSI: Crime Scene Investigation', followed by a RERUN 'Without A Trace'.
Scheduled on a FRESH Dave are Viggo Mortensen and Sting.
Scheduled on a FRESH Craiggers are Tricia Helfer and Three Days Grace.

NBC opens the night with a RERUN 'Friends', followed by a FRESH 'Will & Grace', then a FRESH 'Trump Atrocity' (starts 1 minute before the top of the hour), followed by a FRESH 'special' - 'Princess Diana: The Secret Tapes' (starts 1 minute before the top of the hour).
Scheduled on a FRESH Jay are Christina Ricci, kid inventors, and Mya.
Scheduled on a FRESH Conan are Michael Imperioli and Tom Jones.
Scheduled on a FRESH Carson Daly are Damon Wayans, Anna Paquin, and the Von Bondies.

ABC begins the night with a FRESH 'Extreme Makeover', followed by a RERUN 'Life After Extreme Makeover', then 'Primetime Thursday'.
Scheduled on a FRESH Jimmy Kimmel are Jerry Springer and Ben Stein, with this week's guest co-host Tracy Morgan.

The WB offers a RERUN 'Steve Harvey's Big Time', followed by a RERUN 'All About The Andersons', then a hour-long 'Jamie Kennedy'.

Faux has a RERUN 'Tru Calling', followed by another RERUN 'Tru Calling'.

UPN fills the night with 'WWE SmackDown!'.

A&E has 'American Justice', a 2-hour 'Cold Case Files', and a FRESH 'With Malice'.

AMC offers the movie 'The Day The Earth Stood Still' (Klaatu barada nikto!), followed by the movie 'Rooster Cogburn', and then the movie 'Angel & The Badman'.

BBC  -    [6pm] 'BBC World News';   [6:30pm] 'Cash in the Attic' - Mitchell;   [7pm] 'House Invaders' - Woodthorpe;   [7:30pm] 'Changing Rooms' - Wandsworth;   [8pm] 'House Invaders' - Episode 4;   [8:30pm] 'House Invaders' - Episode 3;   [9pm] 'Faking It' - Cruise-ship Worker to Yachtswoman;   [10pm] 'The Office' - Episode 6;   [10:40pm] 'The Telly' - Quarter 1 2004;   [11pm] 'House Invaders' - Episode 4;   [11:30pm] 'House Invaders' - Episode 3;   [12am] 'Faking It' - Cruise-ship Worker to Yachtswoman;   [1am] 'The Office' - Episode 6;   [1:40am] 'The Telly' - Quarter 1 2004;   [2am] 'House Invaders' - Woodthorpe;   [2:30am] 'Changing Rooms' - Wandsworth;   [3am] 'Faking It' - Cruise-ship Worker to Yachtswoman;   [4am] 'The Office' - Episode 6;   [4:40am] 'The Telly' - Quarter 1 2004;   [5am] 'House Invaders' - Episode 4;   [5:30am] 'House Invaders' - Episode 3;  and   [6am] 'BBC World News'.    (ALL TIMES EST)

Bravo has 'West Wing', followed by the movie 'The Professional', 'Queer Eye', and 'West Wing'.

Comedy Central has 'MAD TV', 'Trigger Happy TV', 'Insomniac', 'South Park', 'The Man Show', and another 'The Man Show'.
Scheduled on a FRESH Jon Stewart is Willem Dafoe.

History has 'Modern Marvels', 'True History of Hildago', 'U.S. Marshals', and more 'Modern Marvels'.

SciFi has the movie 'The Faculty', the DEBUT of 'Mad Mad House', 'Scare Tactics', and the DEBUT of 'Tripping The Rift'.

TCM spends all day celebrating the short life of the incomparable John Garfield (today would have been his 91st birthday), and then features Sylvester Stallone as 'Rocky' most of the night.

  [7:30am]    'Blackwell's Island' (1939);
  [9am]    'Dust Be My Destiny' (1939);
  [10:30am]    'They Made Me A Criminal' (1939);
  [12:15pm]    'East Of The River' (1940);
  [1:30pm]    'Flowing Gold' (1940);
  [3pm]    'Pride Of The Marines' (1945);
  [5pm]    'Body And Soul' (1947);
  [7pm]    'The John Garfield Story' (2003);

  [8pm]    'Rocky' (1976);
  [10:15pm]    'Rocky II' (1979);
  [12:30am]    'Rocky III' (1982);
  [2:15am]    'Rocky IV' (1985);

  [4am]    'Rogue Cop' (1954).    (ALL TIMES EST)


Friday  -  03/05

TCM spends the day celebrating one of the survivors, the fabulous Dean Stockwell (today is his 68th birthday).
Must have been (around) 10 the first time I saw 'The Boy With Green Hair' (1948), and it's remained a favorite ever since. A movie I love.

  [6am]    'The Green Years' (1946);
  [8:15am]    'The Mighty Mcgurk' (1946);
  [9:45am]    'The Romance Of Rosy Ridge' (1947);
  [11:30am]    'Song Of The Thin Man' (1947);
  [1pm]    'The Boy With Green Hair' (1948);
  [2:30pm]    'The Happy Years' (1950);
  [4:30pm]    'Kim' (1950);
  [6:30pm]    'Stars In My Crown' (1950);

  [8pm]    'Tora! Tora! Tora!' (1970);
  [10:30pm]    'The Last Run' (1971);
  [12:15am]    'Mr. Majestyk' (1974);
  [2am]    'The Count of The Old Town' (1934)  [AKA:  'Munkbrogreven' ];
  [3:30am]    'The Paradine Case' (1947).    (ALL TIMES EST)


TV LAND has a 6-hour 'Starsky & Hutch' marathon.



Anyone have any opinions?

Or reviews?



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Guests arrive at the old Beverly Hills Post Office with a copy of the United States Declaration of Independence projected on its walls, at the launch party for the nonprofit campaign 'Declare Yourself' in Beverly Hills March 2, 2004. The campaign organized by producer Norman Lear seeks to encourage young adults to register to vote and participate in the 2004 election in the United States. Lear displayed an original copy he owns of the Declaration of Independence, one of the 200 printed on July 4, 1776, at the event.
Photo by Fred Prouser

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The Information One-Stop

Moose & Squirrel

Moose & Squirrel Information One-Stop

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To Open Museum in Pigeon Forge, Tenn.

Debbie Reynolds

Debbie Reynolds will open the Hollywood Motion Picture Museum in this Great Smoky Mountains resort community to display her extensive collection of movie memorabilia, the film star announced Tuesday.

Valued at more than $50 million, the collection contains about 3,500 costumes and tens of thousands of props, movie posters, still photos, lobby cards and other items, the 71-year-old actress said.

The collection has items from almost every Academy Award-winning film, from the silent movie era through the present, Reynolds said.

The area attracts more than 11 million visitors a year as a gateway to the country's most visited national park. Pigeon Forge also is home to singer Dolly Parton's Dollywood amusement park, Tennessee's top tourist attraction.

Debbie Reynolds

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Singleton to Unleash Black Superhero

'Luke Cage'

John Singleton is in negotiations to develop and direct "Luke Cage," a superhero drama based on Marvel Comics' first black crimefighter.

"Cage" is about a former gang member who is framed for a crime he didn't commit. In prison, he volunteers for a medical experiment that goes awry, giving him superstrength and bulletproof skin. Using his newfound powers, Luke Cage escapes and becomes a hero for hire.

'Luke Cage'

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BBC Broadcaster Retires At 95

Alistair Cooke

Veteran BBC radio broadcaster Alistair Cooke, 95, has sent his final "Letter from America" and is retiring from the show, the world's longest-running speech radio programme, he said.

Cooke, who was absent from the show last week due to illness and missed a broadcast in October after a fall, will not record any new shows but BBC Radio 4 will air archive shows for several weeks.

Since he first presented the US current affairs and historical programme in 1946, Cooke's twist on the momentous events across the Atlantic has captivated listeners.

He has missed only three broadcasts in all that time and was, until signing out this week, the oldest person on the national airwaves.

Alistair Cooke

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Disney Co-Financing Adaptation

'Narnia'

Walt Disney Studios and Walden Media announced Monday they are co-financing "The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe," adapted from the second installment of C.S. Lewis' seven-book fantasy series.

Directed by Andrew Adamson ("Shrek," "Shrek 2"), the live-action "Narnia" adaptation is scheduled for release around Christmas 2005. Future films in the series could follow.

'Narnia'

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Prince, left, and talk show host Ellen DeGeneres, right, chat during a taping of 'The Ellen DeGeneres Show' at NBC Studios in Burbank, Calif., Tuesday, March 2, 2004. This episode will air on Wednesday, March 3.
Photo by Chris Polk

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No Plans to Wed Partner

Elton John

Don't start shopping for a wedding gift for Elton John just yet. The singer said that while he supports same-sex marriage, reports are untrue that he plans to wed his longtime partner, David Furnish.

"David and I are in favor of gay marriage but have no plans to get married," John said in a statement Wednesday.

Elton John

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Moon Mission Documentary

Tom Hanks

"Apollo 13" star Tom Hanks is set to return to the Moon, teaming up with big-screen movie firm Imax Corp. to produce a 3D documentary about NASA's historic lunar voyages.

Imax said on Wednesday the two-time Oscar winner will co-produce and likely narrate "Magnificent Desolation," which will use never before seen photographs and previously unreleased NASA footage.

"Magnificent Desolation" will be based on "The Lunar Surface Journals," an archival database that chronicles the Moon walks as recounted by the astronauts.

Tom Hanks

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Land Fox Projects

Rock, Martin, Richter

Fox has ordered comedy pilots from Chris Rock and Steve Martin, and has cast Andy Richter as the father of quintuplets in a sitcom.

The untitled Rock project is described as an autobiographical coming-of-age comedy loosely based on his experience growing up "on the nicest block in the ghetto."

Martin, meanwhile, will serve as an executive producer of an untitled project about a multigenerational Cuban-American family in Miami, as seen through the eyes of a 16-year-old boy. The project comes from Mark Perez, who has two high-profile feature projects in the works: "Accepted," which Tom Shadyac is attached to direct, and "The Hardy Men," to star Ben Stiller.

The untitled Richter comedy centers on 15-year-old quintuplets living in a three-bedroom suburban house. It was written by Mark Reisman. Richter, a former sidekick to Conan O'Brien, most recently starred in Fox's short-lived comedy "Andy Richter Controls the Universe."

Rock, Martin, Richter

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Says CNBC Fair Game

Roger Ailes

Fox News Chief Executive Roger Ailes said on Wednesday that financial news network CNBC was fair game for competitors as it looks at the potential for new channels under the Fox name.

"CNBC has no competition, so whenever you have a situation where you have no competition, and a third of it (programing) is infomercials ... you have an opportunity to do business," Ailes told Reuters at a Fox News panel on the 2004 U.S. elections.

Ailes' was responding to a question on whether highly-rated Fox, part of the Fox Entertainment Group, would consider creating a business news channel.

He said no real steps were likely to be taken before plans for No. 1 U.S. satellite television operator DirecTV were put into place under Rupert Murdoch's News Corp media empire, which controls Fox. News Corp controls DirecTV under a deal that closed in December.

Roger Ailes

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In The Kitchen With BartCop & Friends

bartcook

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Newest Star On The Hollywood Walk O'Fame

Donald P. Bellisario

Donald P. Bellisario, who created the television hits "Magnum, P.I.," "Quantum Leap," and "JAG," took his own leap when his name joined more than 2,000 others on the Hollywood Walk of Fame.

Bellisario's star went on display Tuesday on Hollywood Boulevard before a crowd of about 400 people, including cast and crew members from "JAG" and "Navy NCIS," which were being filmed blocks away.

Scott Bakula, who starred in the Emmy-winning science fiction series "Quantum Leap," joked about his work with Bellisario, who's been working on TV shows for 30 years.

Bellisario's series' have earned more than 50 Emmy nominations and "Quantum Leap" won six. He produced over 600 hours of television.

Donald P. Bellisario

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Paul Warwick Thompson, director of the Smithsonian's Cooper-Hewitt National Design Museum in New York, talks to the media Monday, March 1, 2004, in New York. An exhibit, 'Shock of the Old: Christopher Dresser,' will be open Friday, March 5th through July 25th. In the background are vases by English designer Christopher Dresser.
Photo by Ed Bailey

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Splits CEO, Chairman Positions

Walt Disney Co

The Walt Disney Co.'s board voted late Wednesday to split the roles of chairman and chief executive, hours after shareholders delivered a stinging rebuke by withholding 43 percent of their votes for CEO Michael Eisner's re-election to the board.

Disney directors voted unanimously to make board member George Mitchell the company's new chairman and voiced their continuing approval of Eisner's management and the company's strategy.

Walt Disney Co

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Wants To Attend Juilliard

Andre 3000

OutKast's Andre 3000 has already earned a Grammy Award for album of the year for his latest release, Speakerboxxx/ The Love Below, but the talented rapper recently explained that he would like to study classical music. During an interview with Rolling Stone, Andre 3000 said, "I want to go to Juilliard to study classical music. I've been thinking about it for about a year. But things got kinda busy. This record took off. I can't be in school right now. But I'm taking saxophone and clarinet lessons. I'd study classical composition and music theory. Like, now, I was working on songs for Gwen Stefani's album, and I could tell her how to sing them but not the range."

In the meantime, Andre 3000 is busy filming his role in the Get Shorty sequel, Be Cool. The mild-mannered rapper will play the role of a hardcore rapper in the film, which also stars John Travolta and Cedric The Entertainer.

Andre 3000

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Kidney Transplant

Neil Simon

Playwright Neil Simon has received a kidney transplant courtesy of his friend and longtime press representative.

Simon and Bill Evans were recovering at a New York hospital after the surgery Tuesday, Simon's wife, Elaine Simon, told the New York Times for Wednesday editions.

Neil Simon, 76, has suffered kidney problems for several years. Before the operation, he had been receiving dialysis treatment three times a week.

Neil Simon

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Tour Is Earth-Friendly

Neil Young

Saving the family farm, helping the Earth and reducing America's dependence on foreign oil — they all go together for Neil Young on his "Greendale" tour.

In an interview Tuesday with The Associated Press, the veteran Canadian rocker said he can still be a capitalist and embrace the environment.

But Young knows it's a struggle to persuade people to end their reliance on fossil fuels during the pro-oil tenure of resident Bush.

"You can't change the Bush administration with this. I mean, to them, I'm a tree hugger," he said.

Neil Young

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Returning for $hortened Final $ea$on

'Raymond'

It's finally come down to the money part of the equation for the fate of CBS' "Everybody Loves Raymond."

Sources say that series creator Phil Rosenthal and star Ray Romano have agreed to keep at it for a ninth season, albeit at less than a full 22-episode order. The trick now is whether CBS can work out new salary deals at shortened-season rates for Romano, who currently ranks as primetime's highest-paid star at nearly $2 million per episode, and co-stars Patricia Heaton, Brad Garrett, Peter Boyle and Doris Roberts.

'Raymond'

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UPN Signs for Rap Reality Show

Missy Elliott

Broadcaster UPN said on Wednesday it will launch a new "dramality" series tentatively called the "Missy Elliott Project," featuring the superstar rapper known for hits like "Get Ur Freak On."

A group of aspiring rap stars will tour the country with Elliott, UPN said, competing in weekly elimination challenges and meeting industry bigwigs while the show's cameras chronicle their every move.

The show will be produced by the executives behind CBS' hit reality franchise "Big Brother." Open casting sessions have been scheduled this month for Los Angeles, Chicago, New York, Atlanta, Arlington, and Dallas.

Missy Elliott

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Formerly 'The Vidiot'

pissed

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Has Federal Jury Duty

Maria Shriver

Journalist-turned-California first lady Maria Shriver has another new job: juror.

Shriver, wearing a pantsuit and reading glasses, took notes Wednesday in U.S. District Court, where she is on a jury hearing a product liability case.

Shriver had the seat nearest the witness stand. She is one of three women on the panel hearing the case of a man who claims he suffered nerve damage that cost him the use of his right arm when he fell from an extension ladder while working for a heating and cooling company.

Maria Shriver

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Bank security staff stand guard over a precious bale of the world's finest wool in the vault of the National Bank Capital branch in Brisbane March 3, 2004. The wool, grown on a property near Warwick in south-east Queensland and destined to be used in the world's most expensive suits, is worth well over $1 million said a spokesperson on Wednesday for Elders pastoral company in Queensland.
Photo by Greg White

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Diane Richie

Lionel Richie's wife, who is seeking spousal support from the pop star as their divorce case proceeds, has told a Los Angeles judge that the couple regularly spent more than $300,000 a month.

Diane Richie, in a written declaration published on the Smoking Gun Web site (http://www.thesmokinggun.com), said her monthly expenses include $15,000 for clothing, shoes and accessories, $3,000 for "dermatology" and $1,000 for laser hair removal.

The 37-year-old mother of two, who filed for a divorce in January, said that each month she spends $600 on hair, $250 on nails, $150 on electrolysis, $450 on facials, $500 for her trainer and $600 each on Pilates, massages, and therapy.

Diane Richie also lists yearly expenses of $20,000 for plastic surgery and $125,000 for tuition at her 9-year-old son's Colorado boarding school, which she says she tries to visit at least once a month -- at a cost of between $15,000 and $20,000.

Diane Richie

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Suing Western Kentucky University

Silvio Berlusconi

Premier Silvio Berlusconi's media empire announced Wednesday it plans to sue an American representing Western Kentucky University in its claim that a top Italian television show ripped off the college's chubby red sports mascot.

The university and the company that licenses its mascot have already filed a $250 million lawsuit against Berlusconi's Mediaset company, accusing its satirical news show "Striscia la Notizia" of copying the mascot, Big Red, to create a character called Gabibbo.

Western Kentucky University's Big Red was created in 1979, while the Italian mascot came out in 1990. Representatives from "Striscia la Notizia" — "Slithering News" — strongly deny they copied the American design.

Both are giant red muppets with gaping mouths, swollen bellies and dinner-plate white eyes. Big Red serves to excite crowds at university sporting events, while Gabibbo is an on-screen comic who takes up consumer complaints, has spawned a hit album, a book and other material.

Silvio Berlusconi

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Sues Las Vegas Casino

L.A. Gambler

A Los Angeles lawyer who claims he was thrown out of Las Vegas last year because he was too lucky has sued MGM Mirage in a bid to force the casino to warn prospective gamblers that they can be barred for winning too much.

Ernest Franseschi Jr., a frequent gambler, accused MGM officials of surreptitiously photographing him while he played blackjack at a high-stakes table at the chain's New York New York casino last March.

Franseschi claims casino officials circulated the photo to other Las Vegas casinos after he left the blackjack table with thousands of dollars in winnings.

Franseschi, who describes himself in the lawsuit as a "better than average blackjack player," said he was ejected from three other Vegas casinos on the same day within minutes of sitting down at the blackjack tables.

L.A. Gambler

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Still Getting Gigs in Australia

Aging Rockers

Tickets for concerts by aging rockers such as Bryan Ferry, Fleetwood Mac and David Bowie are selling fast as Australia's baby boomers give the music heroes of their youth another lease of life on stages "Down Under."

Australia may be geographically at the bottom of the world, but for many acts it is now the hot spot to tour after Europe and the United States.

The demand for rock concerts is also underpinned by the stronger spending power of the Australian dollar, up 34 percent against the U.S. currency over the past year.

Aging Rockers

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The Religiously Insane & Hate Radio

Girl Scout Cookies

Some families are boycotting Thin Mints and Do-Si-Dos and other Girl Scout cookies. Troop 7527 is down to just two members after the other girls were withdrawn by their parents. And Brownie Troop 7087 is no more.

The furor was started a few weeks ago by the leader of the anti-abortion group Pro-Life Waco, who sent out e-mails and ran ads on a Christian radio station urging people to boycott Girl Scout cookies because of the "cozy relationship" between the Girl Scouts and Planned Parenthood.

Parents were upset to learn that the local Girl Scout organization had given a "woman of distinction award" last year to a Planned Parenthood executive. And they were disturbed to find out that the Girl Scout organization has been giving its endorsement for years to a Planned Parenthood sex-ed program in which girls and boys are given literature on homosexuality, masturbation and condoms.

The two troops in Crawford, population 700, decided not to deliver the cookie orders that they had already taken.

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Kyusu kisses her 4-day-old baby giraffe at Shanghai Zoo March 3, 2004. The still unnamed baby giraffe wss nearly 50 kilograms ( 110 pounds) and 180 centimeters (71 inches) when born on February 29 and became the 13th member of the zoo's giraffe family. Picture taken March 3, 2004.
Photo by Claro Cortes IV

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