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By Phillip Vincent
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Dr. Seuss For God's No.3 Position (if Jesus Ain't Dead)
Dr. Seuss was the original rapper. All the hip-hoppers and gangsta rappers and all those other musically challenged guys making a fortune off of rhyming owe their millions of dollars to the original rapper without the programmed drum beat to Dr. Seuss.
Dr. Seuss will be getting a United States of America postage stamp portrayed by, who else but Johnny Depp?
No, I think it might just be a hunk of ham, but it's about time that time honors this man of such classic brilliance and sparks to the imaginations of the children of the world.
I wonder if the imans and clerics of the Muslim world let Dr. Seuss be read in the classrooms they have their underlings teach on a daily basis. Right before nap time over in, oh, say, Iran, do they get to hear Dr. Seuss or is it all "Blow up people..Bad people...you'll make it to the steeple, there will be green eggs and ham!!!"
Then one must wonder if the little kids over in, oh, say, Iran, then go "no wonder those people are so screwed up! Those guys' hams are green, and their eggs, too!"
Theodore Geisel (Dr. Seuss) will be honored on the Hollywood Walk of Fame on March 11th. Ted, as his childhood mates called him, began drawing some really weird shit before acid ever hit any art scene or before he did any dope. He was just a guy who knew a cat in a hat was better than oh, say, a cat being slaughtered ala Stephen King style.
If only more of our guys like Cheney and Rumsfeld could hear a "who" from an elephant named Horton, then maybe God would pull a dinosaur disappearing act, get a more intelligent species down here on this planet, and quit blowing the faces off all the cats in the hats. Then God might get his ass down (or out) here and start helping this species, cause we's one fucked up planet, don't you know Janet?
If the planet makes the dragnet, then is the rest gonna be shwag, dagnabbbit?
~ Phillip Vincent
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Reader Comment
'Tell Cal'
Look what is happening to educators, too, and the school system, and the poor students!!
It is all about the bank of the Districts, and what they can invest, not the education!
~ Marian
Thanks, Marian!
Marian is right - she's also a teacher in the LA school system, where the kids are taught to a test, which supposedly 'measures' their mastery of subjects.
Talk about a scam!
Entire sections of basic education are lost while they polish 'skills' emphasized on the test.
These tests are also used to determine funding for the local school, principal's salaries & teacher reviews.
One teacher in the kid's past blew off cursive handwriting because it wasn't on the test.
The tests are also multiple guess - easiest to grade, but no where near a valid measurement of an education.
Trailers of Mass Destruction ...
White House Soft on al Qeada
Avoiding attacking suspected terrorist mastermind
MSNBC -- March 2, 2004
With Tuesday's attacks, Abu Musab Zarqawi, a Jordanian militant with ties
to al-Qaida, is now blamed for more than 700 terrorist killings in Iraq.
But NBC News has learned that long before the war the Bush administration
had several chances to wipe out his terrorist operation and perhaps kill
Zarqawi himself — but never pulled the trigger
Selected Readings
from that Mad Cat, JD
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In The Chaos Household
Last Night
Beautiful sunny, clear day.
Our local CostCo is in Signal Hill, on the side of the hill. The view of snow-covered Mt. Wilson was spectacular from the parking lot.
Had an F-14 Tomcat flying over today. Took off with its wings back, not fully extended.
Pretty cool living near an airport - some of the time.
Tonight, Thursday, CBS starts the night with a FRESH 'Survivors: All Stars', followed by a
RERUN 'CSI: Crime Scene Investigation', followed by a RERUN 'Without A Trace'.
Scheduled on a FRESH Dave are Viggo Mortensen and Sting.
Scheduled on a FRESH Craiggers are Tricia Helfer and Three Days Grace.
NBC opens the night with a RERUN 'Friends', followed by a FRESH 'Will & Grace', then a FRESH
'Trump Atrocity' (starts 1 minute before the top of the hour), followed by a FRESH 'special' - 'Princess Diana: The Secret Tapes' (starts 1 minute before the top of the hour).
Scheduled on a FRESH Jay are Christina Ricci, kid inventors, and Mya.
Scheduled on a FRESH Conan are Michael Imperioli and Tom Jones.
Scheduled on a FRESH Carson Daly are Damon Wayans, Anna Paquin, and the Von Bondies.
ABC begins the night with a FRESH 'Extreme Makeover', followed by a RERUN 'Life After Extreme Makeover', then 'Primetime Thursday'.
Scheduled on a FRESH Jimmy Kimmel are Jerry Springer and Ben Stein, with this week's guest co-host Tracy Morgan.
The WB offers a RERUN 'Steve Harvey's Big Time', followed by a RERUN 'All About The Andersons', then a
hour-long 'Jamie Kennedy'.
Faux has a RERUN 'Tru Calling', followed by another RERUN 'Tru Calling'.
UPN fills the night with 'WWE SmackDown!'.
A&E has 'American Justice', a 2-hour 'Cold Case Files', and a FRESH 'With Malice'.
AMC offers the movie 'The Day The Earth Stood Still' (Klaatu barada nikto!), followed by the movie 'Rooster Cogburn', and then the movie 'Angel & The Badman'.
BBC -
[6pm] 'BBC World News';
[6:30pm] 'Cash in the Attic' - Mitchell;
[7pm] 'House Invaders' - Woodthorpe;
[7:30pm] 'Changing Rooms' - Wandsworth;
[8pm] 'House Invaders' - Episode 4;
[8:30pm] 'House Invaders' - Episode 3;
[9pm] 'Faking It' - Cruise-ship Worker to Yachtswoman;
[10pm] 'The Office' - Episode 6;
[10:40pm] 'The Telly' - Quarter 1 2004;
[11pm] 'House Invaders' - Episode 4;
[11:30pm] 'House Invaders' - Episode 3;
[12am] 'Faking It' - Cruise-ship Worker to Yachtswoman;
[1am] 'The Office' - Episode 6;
[1:40am] 'The Telly' - Quarter 1 2004;
[2am] 'House Invaders' - Woodthorpe;
[2:30am] 'Changing Rooms' - Wandsworth;
[3am] 'Faking It' - Cruise-ship Worker to Yachtswoman;
[4am] 'The Office' - Episode 6;
[4:40am] 'The Telly' - Quarter 1 2004;
[5am] 'House Invaders' - Episode 4;
[5:30am] 'House Invaders' - Episode 3; and
[6am] 'BBC World News'. (ALL TIMES EST)
Bravo has 'West Wing', followed by the movie 'The Professional', 'Queer Eye', and 'West Wing'.
Comedy Central has 'MAD TV', 'Trigger Happy TV', 'Insomniac', 'South Park', 'The Man Show', and another 'The Man Show'.
Scheduled on a FRESH Jon Stewart is Willem Dafoe.
History has 'Modern Marvels', 'True History of Hildago', 'U.S. Marshals', and more 'Modern Marvels'.
SciFi has the movie 'The Faculty', the DEBUT of 'Mad Mad House', 'Scare Tactics', and the DEBUT of 'Tripping The Rift'.
TCM spends all day celebrating the short life of the incomparable
John Garfield (today would have been his 91st birthday), and then
features Sylvester Stallone as 'Rocky' most of the night.
[7:30am] 'Blackwell's Island' (1939);
[9am] 'Dust Be My Destiny' (1939);
[10:30am] 'They Made Me A Criminal' (1939);
[12:15pm] 'East Of The River' (1940);
[1:30pm] 'Flowing Gold' (1940);
[3pm] 'Pride Of The Marines' (1945);
[5pm] 'Body And Soul' (1947);
[7pm] 'The John Garfield Story' (2003);
[8pm] 'Rocky' (1976);
[10:15pm] 'Rocky II' (1979);
[12:30am] 'Rocky III' (1982);
[2:15am] 'Rocky IV' (1985);
[4am] 'Rogue Cop' (1954). (ALL TIMES EST)
Guests arrive at the old Beverly Hills Post Office with a copy of the United States Declaration of Independence projected on its walls, at the launch party for the nonprofit campaign 'Declare Yourself' in Beverly Hills March 2, 2004. The campaign organized by producer Norman Lear seeks to encourage young adults to register to vote and participate in the 2004 election in the United States. Lear displayed an original copy he owns of the Declaration of Independence, one of the 200 printed on July 4, 1776, at the event.
Photo by Fred Prouser
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Moose & Squirrel
To Open Museum in Pigeon Forge, Tenn.
Debbie Reynolds
Debbie Reynolds will open the Hollywood Motion Picture Museum in this Great Smoky Mountains resort community to display her extensive collection of movie memorabilia, the film star announced Tuesday.
Valued at more than $50 million, the collection contains about 3,500 costumes and tens of thousands of props, movie posters, still photos, lobby cards and other items, the 71-year-old actress said.
The collection has items from almost every Academy Award-winning film, from the silent movie era through the present, Reynolds said.
The area attracts more than 11 million visitors a year as a gateway to the country's most visited national park. Pigeon Forge also is home to singer Dolly Parton's Dollywood amusement park, Tennessee's top tourist attraction.
Debbie Reynolds
Singleton to Unleash Black Superhero
'Luke Cage'
John Singleton is in negotiations to develop and direct "Luke Cage," a superhero drama based on Marvel Comics' first black crimefighter.
"Cage" is about a former gang member who is framed for a crime he didn't commit. In prison, he volunteers for a medical experiment that goes awry, giving him superstrength and bulletproof skin. Using his newfound powers, Luke Cage escapes and becomes a hero for hire.
'Luke Cage'
BBC Broadcaster Retires At 95
Alistair Cooke
Veteran BBC radio broadcaster Alistair Cooke, 95, has sent his final "Letter from America" and is retiring from the show, the world's longest-running speech radio programme, he said.
Cooke, who was absent from the show last week due to illness and missed a broadcast in October after a fall, will not record any new shows but BBC Radio 4 will air archive shows for several weeks.
Since he first presented the US current affairs and historical programme in 1946, Cooke's twist on the momentous events across the Atlantic has captivated listeners.
He has missed only three broadcasts in all that time and was, until signing out this week, the oldest person on the national airwaves.
Alistair Cooke
Disney Co-Financing Adaptation
'Narnia'
Walt Disney Studios and Walden Media announced Monday they are co-financing "The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe," adapted from the second installment of C.S. Lewis' seven-book fantasy series.
Directed by Andrew Adamson ("Shrek," "Shrek 2"), the live-action "Narnia" adaptation is scheduled for release around Christmas 2005. Future films in the series could follow.
'Narnia'
Prince, left, and talk show host Ellen DeGeneres, right, chat during a taping of 'The Ellen DeGeneres Show' at NBC Studios in Burbank, Calif., Tuesday, March 2, 2004. This episode will air on Wednesday, March 3.
Photo by Chris Polk
No Plans to Wed Partner
Elton John
Don't start shopping for a wedding gift for Elton John just yet. The singer said that while he supports same-sex marriage, reports are untrue that he plans to wed his longtime partner, David Furnish.
"David and I are in favor of gay marriage but have no plans to get married," John said in a statement Wednesday.
Elton John
Moon Mission Documentary
Tom Hanks
"Apollo 13" star Tom Hanks is set to return to the Moon, teaming up with big-screen movie firm Imax Corp. to produce a 3D documentary about NASA's historic lunar voyages.
Imax said on Wednesday the two-time Oscar winner will co-produce and likely narrate "Magnificent Desolation," which will use never before seen photographs and previously unreleased NASA footage.
"Magnificent Desolation" will be based on "The Lunar Surface Journals," an archival database that chronicles the Moon walks as recounted by the astronauts.
Tom Hanks
Land Fox Projects
Rock, Martin, Richter
Fox has ordered comedy pilots from Chris Rock and Steve Martin, and has cast Andy Richter as the father of quintuplets in a sitcom.
The untitled Rock project is described as an autobiographical coming-of-age comedy loosely based on his experience growing up "on the nicest block in the ghetto."
Martin, meanwhile, will serve as an executive producer of an untitled project about a multigenerational Cuban-American family in Miami, as seen through the eyes of a 16-year-old boy. The project comes from Mark Perez, who has two high-profile feature projects in the works: "Accepted," which Tom Shadyac is attached to direct, and "The Hardy Men," to star Ben Stiller.
The untitled Richter comedy centers on 15-year-old quintuplets living in a three-bedroom suburban house. It was written by Mark Reisman. Richter, a former sidekick to Conan O'Brien, most recently starred in Fox's short-lived comedy "Andy Richter Controls the Universe."
Rock, Martin, Richter
Says CNBC Fair Game
Roger Ailes
Fox News Chief Executive Roger Ailes said on Wednesday that financial news network CNBC was fair game for competitors as it looks at the potential for new channels under the Fox name.
"CNBC has no competition, so whenever you have a situation where you have no competition, and a third of it (programing) is infomercials ... you have an opportunity to do business," Ailes told Reuters at a Fox News panel on the 2004 U.S. elections.
Ailes' was responding to a question on whether highly-rated Fox, part of the Fox Entertainment Group, would consider creating a business news channel.
He said no real steps were likely to be taken before plans for No. 1 U.S. satellite television operator DirecTV were put into place under Rupert Murdoch's News Corp media empire, which controls Fox. News Corp controls DirecTV under a deal that closed in December.
Roger Ailes
In The Kitchen With BartCop & Friends
Newest Star On The Hollywood Walk O'Fame
Donald P. Bellisario
Donald P. Bellisario, who created the television hits "Magnum, P.I.," "Quantum Leap," and "JAG," took his own leap when his name joined more than 2,000 others on the Hollywood Walk of Fame.
Bellisario's star went on display Tuesday on Hollywood Boulevard before a crowd of about 400 people, including cast and crew members from "JAG" and "Navy NCIS," which were being filmed blocks away.
Scott Bakula, who starred in the Emmy-winning science fiction series "Quantum Leap," joked about his work with Bellisario, who's been working on TV shows for 30 years.
Bellisario's series' have earned more than 50 Emmy nominations and "Quantum Leap" won six. He produced over 600 hours of television.
Donald P. Bellisario
Paul Warwick Thompson, director of the Smithsonian's Cooper-Hewitt National Design Museum in New York, talks to the media Monday, March 1, 2004, in New York. An exhibit, 'Shock of the Old: Christopher Dresser,' will be open Friday, March 5th through July 25th. In the background are vases by English designer Christopher Dresser.
Photo by Ed Bailey
Splits CEO, Chairman Positions
Walt Disney Co
The Walt Disney Co.'s board voted late Wednesday to split the roles of chairman and chief executive, hours after shareholders delivered a stinging rebuke by withholding 43 percent of their votes for CEO Michael Eisner's re-election to the board.
Disney directors voted unanimously to make board member George Mitchell the company's new chairman and voiced their continuing approval of Eisner's management and the company's strategy.
Walt Disney Co
Wants To Attend Juilliard
Andre 3000
OutKast's Andre 3000 has already earned a Grammy Award for album of the year for his latest release, Speakerboxxx/ The Love Below, but the talented rapper recently explained that he would like to study classical music. During an interview with Rolling Stone, Andre 3000 said, "I want to go to Juilliard to study classical music. I've been thinking about it for about a year. But things got kinda busy. This record took off. I can't be in school right now. But I'm taking saxophone and clarinet lessons. I'd study classical composition and music theory. Like, now, I was working on songs for Gwen Stefani's album, and I could tell her how to sing them but not the range."
In the meantime, Andre 3000 is busy filming his role in the Get Shorty sequel, Be Cool. The mild-mannered rapper will play the role of a hardcore rapper in the film, which also stars John Travolta and Cedric The Entertainer.
Andre 3000
Kidney Transplant
Neil Simon
Playwright Neil Simon has received a kidney transplant courtesy of his friend and longtime press representative.
Simon and Bill Evans were recovering at a New York hospital after the surgery Tuesday, Simon's wife, Elaine Simon, told the New York Times for Wednesday editions.
Neil Simon, 76, has suffered kidney problems for several years. Before the operation, he had been receiving dialysis treatment three times a week.
Neil Simon
Tour Is Earth-Friendly
Neil Young
Saving the family farm, helping the Earth and reducing America's dependence on foreign oil — they all go together for Neil Young on his "Greendale" tour.
In an interview Tuesday with The Associated Press, the veteran Canadian rocker said he can still be a capitalist and embrace the environment.
But Young knows it's a struggle to persuade people to end their reliance on fossil fuels during the pro-oil tenure of resident Bush.
"You can't change the Bush administration with this. I mean, to them, I'm a tree hugger," he said.
Neil Young
Returning for $hortened Final $ea$on
'Raymond'
It's finally come down to the money part of the equation for the fate of CBS' "Everybody Loves Raymond."
Sources say that series creator Phil Rosenthal and star Ray Romano have agreed to keep at it for a ninth season, albeit at less than a full 22-episode order. The trick now is whether CBS can work out new salary deals at shortened-season rates for Romano, who currently ranks as primetime's highest-paid star at nearly $2 million per episode, and co-stars Patricia Heaton, Brad Garrett, Peter Boyle and Doris Roberts.
'Raymond'
UPN Signs for Rap Reality Show
Missy Elliott
Broadcaster UPN said on Wednesday it will launch a new "dramality" series tentatively called the "Missy Elliott Project," featuring the superstar rapper known for hits like "Get Ur Freak On."
A group of aspiring rap stars will tour the country with Elliott, UPN said, competing in weekly elimination challenges and meeting industry bigwigs while the show's cameras chronicle their every move.
The show will be produced by the executives behind CBS' hit reality franchise "Big Brother." Open casting sessions have been scheduled this month for Los Angeles, Chicago, New York, Atlanta, Arlington, and Dallas.
Missy Elliott
Formerly 'The Vidiot'
Has Federal Jury Duty
Maria Shriver
Journalist-turned-California first lady Maria Shriver has another new job: juror.
Shriver, wearing a pantsuit and reading glasses, took notes Wednesday in U.S. District Court, where she is on a jury hearing a product liability case.
Shriver had the seat nearest the witness stand. She is one of three women on the panel hearing the case of a man who claims he suffered nerve damage that cost him the use of his right arm when he fell from an extension ladder while working for a heating and cooling company.
Maria Shriver
Bank security staff stand guard over a precious bale of the world's finest wool in the vault of the National Bank Capital branch in Brisbane March 3, 2004. The wool, grown on a property near Warwick in south-east Queensland and destined to be used in the world's most expensive suits, is worth well over $1 million said a spokesperson on Wednesday for Elders pastoral company in Queensland.
Photo by Greg White
Seeks Spousal Support
Diane Richie
Lionel Richie's wife, who is seeking spousal support from the pop star as their divorce case proceeds, has told a Los Angeles judge that the couple regularly spent more than $300,000 a month.
Diane Richie, in a written declaration published on the Smoking Gun Web site (http://www.thesmokinggun.com), said her monthly expenses include $15,000 for clothing, shoes and accessories, $3,000 for "dermatology" and $1,000 for laser hair removal.
The 37-year-old mother of two, who filed for a divorce in January, said that each month she spends $600 on hair, $250 on nails, $150 on electrolysis, $450 on facials, $500 for her trainer and $600 each on Pilates, massages, and therapy.
Diane Richie also lists yearly expenses of $20,000 for plastic surgery and $125,000 for tuition at her 9-year-old son's Colorado boarding school, which she says she tries to visit at least once a month -- at a cost of between $15,000 and $20,000.
Diane Richie
Suing Western Kentucky University
Silvio Berlusconi
Premier Silvio Berlusconi's media empire announced Wednesday it plans to sue an American representing Western Kentucky University in its claim that a top Italian television show ripped off the college's chubby red sports mascot.
The university and the company that licenses its mascot have already filed a $250 million lawsuit against Berlusconi's Mediaset company, accusing its satirical news show "Striscia la Notizia" of copying the mascot, Big Red, to create a character called Gabibbo.
Western Kentucky University's Big Red was created in 1979, while the Italian mascot came out in 1990. Representatives from "Striscia la Notizia" — "Slithering News" — strongly deny they copied the American design.
Both are giant red muppets with gaping mouths, swollen bellies and dinner-plate white eyes. Big Red serves to excite crowds at university sporting events, while Gabibbo is an on-screen comic who takes up consumer complaints, has spawned a hit album, a book and other material.
Silvio Berlusconi
Sues Las Vegas Casino
L.A. Gambler
A Los Angeles lawyer who claims he was thrown out of Las Vegas last year because he was too lucky has sued MGM Mirage in a bid to force the casino to warn prospective gamblers that they can be barred for winning too much.
Ernest Franseschi Jr., a frequent gambler, accused MGM officials of surreptitiously photographing him while he played blackjack at a high-stakes table at the chain's New York New York casino last March.
Franseschi claims casino officials circulated the photo to other Las Vegas casinos after he left the blackjack table with thousands of dollars in winnings.
Franseschi, who describes himself in the lawsuit as a "better than average blackjack player," said he was ejected from three other Vegas casinos on the same day within minutes of sitting down at the blackjack tables.
L.A. Gambler
Still Getting Gigs in Australia
Aging Rockers
Tickets for concerts by aging rockers such as Bryan Ferry, Fleetwood Mac and David Bowie are selling fast as Australia's baby boomers give the music heroes of their youth another lease of life on stages "Down Under."
Australia may be geographically at the bottom of the world, but for many acts it is now the hot spot to tour after Europe and the United States.
The demand for rock concerts is also underpinned by the stronger spending power of the Australian dollar, up 34 percent against the U.S. currency over the past year.
Aging Rockers
The Religiously Insane & Hate Radio
Girl Scout Cookies
Some families are boycotting Thin Mints and Do-Si-Dos and other Girl Scout cookies. Troop 7527 is down to just two members after the other girls were withdrawn by their parents. And Brownie Troop 7087 is no more.
The furor was started a few weeks ago by the leader of the anti-abortion group Pro-Life Waco, who sent out e-mails and ran ads on a Christian radio station urging people to boycott Girl Scout cookies because of the "cozy relationship" between the Girl Scouts and Planned Parenthood.
Parents were upset to learn that the local Girl Scout organization had given a "woman of distinction award" last year to a Planned Parenthood executive. And they were disturbed to find out that the Girl Scout organization has been giving its endorsement for years to a Planned Parenthood sex-ed program in which girls and boys are given literature on homosexuality, masturbation and condoms.
The two troops in Crawford, population 700, decided not to deliver the cookie orders that they had already taken.
For more details, Girl Scout Cookies
Kyusu kisses her 4-day-old baby giraffe at Shanghai Zoo March 3, 2004. The still unnamed baby giraffe wss nearly 50 kilograms ( 110 pounds) and 180 centimeters (71 inches) when born on February 29 and became the 13th member of the zoo's giraffe family. Picture taken March 3, 2004.
Photo by Claro Cortes IV
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