Bartcop Entertainment - Sunday, 1 August, 2004
Sunday
1 August, 2004
(Updated Daily)
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'Best of TBH Politoons'
Thanks, again, Tim!
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Links from Bruce
Jim Hightower Links
Thanks, Bruce!
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from Mark
Another Bumpersticker
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Selected Readings
from that Mad Cat, JD
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In The Chaos Household
Last Night
Bit cooler & damn pleasant.
Tonight, Sunday:
CBS starts the night as usual with '60 Minutes', followed by a RERUN 'Cold Case', then the movie 'The Pilot's Wife'.
NBC opens the night with a 2-hour 'Dateline', followed by a RERUN 'Law & Order: Criminal Intent', then a RERUN 'Crossing Jordan'.
ABC begins the night with a RERUN 'America's So-Called Funniest Home Videos', followed by another RERUN 'America's So-Called Funniest Videos', then a RERUN
'Home', followed by a FRESH 'The Days'.
The WB offers a RERUN 'Steve Harvey's Big Time', followed by another RERUN 'Steve Harvey's Big Time', then a RERUN 'Charmed', followed by a RERUN 'Studio 7'.
Faux has a RERUN 'King Of The Hill', followed by a RERUN 'Malcolm', then a RERUN 'Simpsons', followed by a RERUN
'Arrested Development', then a RERUN 'Simple Life 2: Road Trip', followed by a RERUN 'Quintuplets'.
UPN has the weekly RERUN 'Enterprise', followed by 'Stargate SG-1'.
A&E 'Sell This House!', followed by 7 episodes of 'Airline'.
AMC offers the movie 'Grease', followed by the movie 'Grease', again, then the movie 'Some Kind Of Wonderful'.
BBC -
[2pm] 'Blackadder' - Money;
[2:40pm] 'The Young Ones' - Boring;
[3:20pm] 'Monty Python's Flying Circus' - Henry Tripshaw's Disease;
[4pm] 'Ground Force' - Longney, Gloucestershire;
[4:30pm] 'House Invaders' - Solihull;
[5pm] 'Changing Rooms' - Penistone;
[5:30pm] 'What Not to Wear' - Delia;
[6pm] 'Bargain Hunt' - Peterborough 37;
[6:30pm] 'Bargain Hunt' - Shepton 20;
[7pm] 'Cash in the Attic' - Crawley;
[7:30pm] 'Cash in the Attic' - Morris;
[8pm] 'Without Prejudice' - Episode 5;
[9pm] 'Coupling' - Bed Time;
[9:40pm] 'Little Britain' - Episode 7;
[10:20pm] '3 Non-Blondes' - Episode 1;
[11pm] 'Without Prejudice' - Episode 5;
[12am] 'Coupling' - Bed Time;
[12:40am] 'Little Britain' - Episode 7;
[1:20am] '3 Non-Blondes' - Episode 1;
[2am] 'Cash in the Attic' - Crawley;
[2:30am] 'Cash in the Attic' - Morris;
[3am] 'Without Prejudice' - Episode 5;
[4am] 'Coupling' - Bed Time;
[4:40am] 'Little Britain' - Episode 7;
[5:20am] '3 Non-Blondes' - Episode 1;
[6am] 'BBC World News'. (ALL TIMES EDT)
Bravo has 'Things I Hate About You', followed by 'Inside The Actors Studio' (Tom Cruise), then 'Celebrity Poker Showdown'.
Comedy Central has the movie 'The Beverly Hillbillies', 'Jeff Foxworthy: Totally Committed', a FRESH 'Bill Engvall: Here's Your Sign', and a 'Chappelle's Show'.
History has 'Killer Storm', 'Isaac's Storn', and 'Command Decisions'.
IFC -
[6AM] '47 Ronin Part Ii' (Carryover) (1941);
[8AM] 'The Last Days Of Chez Nous' (1992);
[9:45AM] Short: 'Patchwork Monkey';
[10AM] 'Running Time' (1997);
[11:15AM] 'IFC In Theaters';
[11:30AM] 'At The Angelika #87' (2004);
[12PM] 'IFC Short Film Collection I';
[2PM] 'The Last Days Of Chez Nous' (1992);
[3:45PM] Short: 'Patchwork Monkey';
[4PM] 'Tommy' (1975);
[6:05PM] 'The Thin Blue Line' (1988);
[8PM] 'The Apostle' (1997);
[10:15PM] 'The End Of The Affair' (1999);
[12AM] 'The Apostle' (1997);
[2:15AM] 'Damage' (1992);
[4:15AM] 'The End Of The Affair' (1999). (ALL TIMES EDT)
SciFi has the movie 'Dante's Peak', followed by the movie 'Dragonfly'.
Sundance -
[6AM] 'The Way Home' (aka Jibeuro) (Feature);
[7:30AM] 'Shorts Program 104' (Short);
[8:30AM] 'Henry V (1989)' (Feature);
[11AM] 'Anatomy of a Scene: The Door in the Floor' (Original Production);
[11:30AM] 'This Charming Man' (Der Er En Yndig Mand) (Feature);
[12PM] 'Sonic Cinema, Episode #4' (Original Production);
[12:30PM] 'War and Peace (Jang Aur Aman)' (Feature);
[3PM] 'The Truth About Tully' (Feature);
[5PM] 'The Way Home' (aka Jibeuro) (Feature);
[6:30PM] 'Shorts Program 102' (Short);
[7:30PM] 'Anatomy of a Scene: Garden State' (Original Production);
[8PM] 'Dopamine' (Feature);
[9:30PM] 'CQ' (Feature);
[11PM] 'Intimacy' (Feature);
[1AM] '24 Hour Party People' (Feature);
[3AM] 'The Truth About Tully' (Feature);
[5AM] 'The Way Home' (aka Jibeuro) (Feature). (ALL TIMES EDT)
TCM features 24 hours of
John Wayne movies. Yee haw.
[6am] 'The Wings Of Eagles' (1957);
[8am] 'Cahill, United States Marshal' (1973);
[10am] 'Rio Grande' (1950);
[12pm] 'The Quiet Man' (1952);
[2:15pm] 'Sands of Iwo Jima' (1949);
[4:15pm] 'The Horse Soldiers' (1959);
[6:30pm] 'Hondo' (1953);
[8pm] 'McLintock!' (1963);
[10:15pm] 'The Shootist' (1976);
[12am] 'Red River' (1948);
[2:15am] 'Brannigan' (1975);
[4:15am] 'Angel And The Badman' (1947). (ALL TIMES EDT)
Monday - 08/02
TCM celebrates with 24 hours of films featuring Barbara Stanwyck.
[6am] 'Ladies They Talk About' (1933);
[7:30am] 'The Purchase Price' (1932);
[9am] 'Night Nurse' (1931);
[10:15am] 'Baby Face' (1933);
[11:30am] 'Barbara Stanwyck: Fire and Desire' (1991);
[12:30pm] 'The Two Mrs. Carrolls' (1947);
[2:30pm] 'Crime Of Passion' (1957);
[4pm] 'The Strange Love Of Martha Ivers' (1946);
[6pm] 'Clash By Night' (1952);
[8pm] 'B.F.'s Daughter' (1948);
[10pm] 'The Lady Eve' (1941);
[12am] 'Stella Dallas' (1937);
[2am] 'Executive Suite' (1954);
[4am] 'East Side, West Side' (1949). (ALL TIMES EDT)
Any opinions?
Or reviews?
(See below for addresses)
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'Realtime' Talk show host Bill Maher, right, and Farenheit 9/11 director Michael Moore, left, beg Ralph Nader to drop out of the 2004 presidential race during the broadcast of the program, in Los Angeles, Friday, July 30, 2004.
Photo by Janet Van Ham
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The Information One-Stop
Moose & Squirrel
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Cast Members Reunite
'Dukes of Hazzard'
Fans of "The Dukes of Hazzard" came from as far away as Australia to meet cast members, buy T-shirts and listen to country music at a festival marking the 25th anniversary of the television show's first season.
Catherine Bach, now 50 but still with long brown hair, wore a low-cut pink sun dress - not the trademark short-shorts made so famous by her Daisy Duke character that such sexy attire is often referred to simply as "Daisy Dukes."
Besides Bach, other actors on hand were Ben Jones (Cooter the mechanic), James Best (Rosco), Rick Hurst (deputy Cletus) and Sonny Stroyer (Deputy Enos). Sorrell Booke, who played Boss Hogg, and Denver Pyle, who played Uncle Jesse, are deceased.
'Dukes of Hazzard'
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A man wears a 'Republicans for John Kerry' t-shirt as he attends a Kerry campaign rally in Wheeling, West Virginia, July 31, 2004. Kerry and his running mate Senator John Edwards are traveling together on the 'Believe in America' bus tour, a two week campaign bus and train trip across the country that started in Boston Massachusetts following the Democratic National Convention.
Photo by Mike Segar
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Play to 600,000 in Rome
Simon & Garfunkel
With the Colosseum and a swollen golden moon rising above it as a backdrop, Simon & Garfunkel closed out the European leg of their Old Friends tour with hundreds of thousands of adoring fans stretched before them Saturday night.
Rome Mayor Walter Veltroni told the crowd that 600,000 people had turned out for the free concert, 100,000 more than the crowd for a free concert by Paul McCartney last year in the same setting.
The concertgoers in Rome rocked and stamped their feet in encouragement. Many members of the audience were in their 60s and grew up with the songs of Paul Simon and Art Garfunkel. The pair's songs were so popular their lyrics were translated into Italian and the melodies sung by Italian groups.
Simon & Garfunkel
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Donating at Least $100K From Show
Phish
The charitable giving arm of the jam band Phish says it will donate at least $100,000 of the proceeds from the band's final concert to nonprofit groups in Vermont.
Phish has already earmarked $75,000 for groups including Bread and Puppet theater, Dairy Farmers of Vermont and the Vermont Foodbank, the WaterWheel Foundation announced Friday.
The balance will be donated to other nonprofit organizations in the region, according to the foundation.
Phish
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In The Kitchen With BartCop & Friends
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Attack Hollywood 'Distortions'
British Historians
Hollywood film studios are guilty of a "grotesque distortion of history" which is destroying Britain's national identity, a newspaper on Sunday quoted British historians as saying.
The chief executive of English Heritage, the government body responsible for the historic environment, told the Independent on Sunday film-makers' "sloppy" and "formulaic" approach to history had left a generation of children confused.
Antony Beevor, Britain's best-selling author of popular history, told the newspaper the Americanization of British history was a particular problem.
"You can't turn every hero in the world into an American," he said.
For the rest, British Historians
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Ladakhi artists wearing traditional attire arrive to perform during the opening ceremony of World Music Festival in Leh in the Indian state of Jammu and Kashmir, July 31, 2004. A total of 60 participants from different countries are participating in a two day World Music Festival being held in the Buddhist dominated region of Leh.
Photo by Fayaz Kabli
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Wedding News
Windsor - Lewis
One of the more unusual royal unions of recent times was sealed when Lady Davina Windsor, a minor member of Britain's royal family, married a divorced Maori builder.
Windsor, 26, tied the knot with New Zealander Gary Lewis at a private ceremony in the splendour of the Chapel Royal at Kensington Palace, the central London royal residence which formerly served as home to Princess Diana.
The 33-year-old, the first Maori ever to join Britain's royal family, is a former sheep shearer who now runs a building firm in Auckland.
Windsor, who is 20th in line to the British throne, was given away by her father, the Duke of Gloucester, a first cousin to Queen Elizabeth.
Windsor - Lewis
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Formerly 'The Vidiot'
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Doesn't Regret Tattoo
Nick Carter
Paris Hilton and Nick Carter have permanent reminders of each other after getting tattoos together three weeks before their July 22 breakup.
Backstreet Boy Nick Carter, 24, got "Paris" tattooed on his wrist, People magazine reports. Carter says he's has no regrets about the untimely ink "because I love her. She'll have a place in my heart, always."
He wouldn't say what Hilton had tattooed.
Hilton, 23, told Us Weekly she decided to end the relationship while having her makeup done at a photo shoot - but only after getting her psychic's opinion.
Nick Carter
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Visitors cross part of a 260-meter Anian cable bridge, one of five major bridges in ancient China, over Minjiang River at Dujiangyan, July 31, 2004. The Duji The Dujiangyan irrigation system, built 2,260 years ago, is the only grand water project without any dam that still exists in the world from ancient times. It controls the flow into the inner river and evacuate excessive water.
Photo by Bobby Yip
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Unearthed Cerro Baul
1,000-Year-Old Brewery
U.S. researchers have unearthed what they say may be the oldest known brewery in the Andes, a pre-Incan plant at least 1,000 years old that could produce drinks for hundreds of people at one sitting.
The University of Florida said on Thursday that its archeologists and researchers from the Field Museum in Chicago found the brewery at Cerro Baul, a mountaintop religious center of the Wari empire that ruled what is now Peru hundreds of years before the Incas.
The Wari civilization thrived from about A.D. 700 to 1000, conquering all of what is modern Peru before swiftly and mysteriously declining.
The brewery is thought to have produced "chicha," an alcoholic drink derived at the time mainly from a berry of the molle pepper plant. Modern chicha is made from corn.
1,000-Year-Old Brewery
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An art work named 'Hello Kitty Totem Pole', made by Malcolm McLaren, the creator of 1970's punk idols The Sex Pistols, is displayed at an art exhibition in Tokyo July 31, 2004. The exhibition called 'Kitty EX', commemorating Hello Kitty's 30th anniversary, opened on Saturday and runs until August 29.
Photo by Yuriko Nakao
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Adds 'MP3,' 'Pleather' and Others
Merriam-Webster Collegiate Dictionary
"Teensploitation's" time has come - at least in the dictionary. "Pleather," "body wrap," "MP3," and "information technology" are among the other words and phrases that have gotten the nod from the editors at Merriam-Webster in the annual update of their Collegiate Dictionary.
The inclusion of teensploitation - the exploitation of teenagers by the producers of teen-oriented films - comes 22 years after the word first appeared in show-business publications, said John M. Morse, president and publisher of the Springfield-based dictionary company.
The word is an offshoot of "blaxploitation," coined in the 1970s to refer to the exploitation of blacks by film producers.
It typically takes 20 years of use for a word to become prominent enough to merit a place in an abridged dictionary, such as the Collegiate.
For the rest, Merriam-Webster Collegiate Dictionary
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In Memory
Jane Hoffman
Jane Hoffman, who acted in more than 20 Broadway shows and was known for her portrayal of the character Mommy in two plays by Edward Albee, died Monday, according to her son. She was 93.
Hoffman appeared as Mommy, a perverse mother figure to the Young Man character in Albee's "The American Dream," in the first production of the play in 1961. A review in The New York Times said she made Mommy "the predatory creature she is meant to be."
Hoffman also performed as another character called Mommy in Albee's 1960 "Sandbox" and appeared in the role of Grandma in the same play when it was revived in 1994 as part of a trio of Albee shorts.
Hoffman, who made her Broadway debut in "'Tis of Thee" in 1940, was in the original casts of such classics as Arthur Miller's "Crucible," Tennessee Williams' "Rose Tattoo" and Bertolt Brecht's "Mother Courage and Her Children."
She also performed in numerous off-Broadway productions including Brecht's "Good Woman of Setzuan," Robert Wilson's "Golden Windows" and Tina Howe's "Art of Dining." She appeared in the films "Deconstructing Harry," "The Day of the Locust" and "Up the Sandbox."
Jane Hoffman
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Surf ski paddler passes along Manly Beach on Sydney's north shore at sunrise July 31, 2004. Calm conditions are ideal for fitness enthusiasts but the lack of winter rainfall is contributing to drought conditions in the country and water restrictions are being enforced for city dwellers.
Photo by Will Burgess
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'The Osbournes'
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