'Best of TBH Politoons'
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Reader Comment & Link
just shows...
This website just shows what desperate lengths the republicans will go to.....
Satire Link
Humor
The Justice Department yesterday pressed felony charges against two West Virginia adults for having sex out of wedlock, citing an obscure 19th century law. The "Trapper Mongering Act of 1827" was intended to prevent prostitutes from luring bear trappers into brothels and stealing their pelts, but the DOJ has interpreted it to mean that all premarital sex is illegal.
"Preventing gays from getting married until they're burning in hell isn't enough," said President Bush at a press briefing. Sex is bad, and pre-marital sex is worse. That's why I'm declaring War on Sex."
Reader Humor
Cheney & the Bushes
Dick Cheney, President Bush and his father are flying on Air Force One. Dick looks at Dubya, chuckles and says, "You know, I could throw a $100.00 bill out the window right now and make one person very happy."
Dubya shrugs his shoulders and says, "Well, I could throw ten $10.00 bills out the window and make 10 people very happy." George Bush Senior says, "Of course then, I could throw one-hundred $1.00 bills out the window and make a hundred people very happy."
The pilot rolls her eyes, looks at all of them and says, "I could throw all of you out the window and make the whole country happy."
~ Bruce
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from Mark
Another Bumpersticker
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Reader Comment
Re: Einstein Picasso Bush
Somehow I don't think Bush is going through the pearly gates.
- Paul G
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Reader Comment
Re: Iraq Justifications
Justifying the war in Iraq, George W. Bush said, "We haven't found the stockpiles, but we knew he could make them. The world is better off without Saddam Hussein in power."
I would argue that the world is better off without George W. Bush in power. Furthermore, I would argue that the United States has known stockpiles of weapons of mass destruction. However, I would NOT argue that another country ought to invade the United States and kill lots of civilians to remove George W. Bush from power.
~ Bruce
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Selected Readings
from that Mad Cat, JD
In The Chaos Household
Last Night
Lovely marine layer hung around til noon-ish.
The kid didn't have the lid on Jo, the (lucky) lizard's terrarium tightly and a bunch of crickets escaped.
The kittens found a couple & had some fun chasing them.
And every now & then, out of the corner of my eye, I think I see one prowling about, but by the time I pay attention, it's gone.
Former U.S. President Bill Clinton gestures during the recording of a television show in Hamburg July 10, 2004. Clinton arrived in Germany to promote his book 'My Life'.
Photo by Wolfgang Langenstrassen
The Information One-Stop
Moose & Squirrel
Branches Out
Tribeca Film Fest
Robert De Niro's Tribeca Film Festival is branching out, with the first edition of a new movie event scheduled this fall in Milan, organizers announced Thursday.
The five-day free festival, organized with the Fondazione Prada, will feature highlights from Tribeca's latest edition, which was held in May in New York City.
The Tribeca Film Festival at the Fondazione Prada will run Oct. 12-16, and aims to become an annual event.
Tribeca Film Fest
Actresses Bernadette Peters, left, and Mary Tyler Moore pose with Maltese dogs during the 'Broadway Barks' pet adoption event in New York, Saturday, July 10, 2004.
Photo by ohn Marshall Mantel
Lauds Hans Christian Andersen
Gilberto Gil
Brazilian singer Gilberto Gil, a goodwill ambassador for the 2005 Hans Christian Andersen bicentennial, says the Danish writer will always be remembered.
Gil, 62, received the goodwill ambassador diploma and a pin from his Danish counterpart, Culture Minister Brian Mikkelsen, on Friday.
Gilberto Gil
Jubilee Site
Ex-'West Wing' Staffer Running for NC House
Beth Troutman
Democratic congressional hopeful Beth Troutman has landed solid support from her old colleagues on the "The West Wing."
Martin Sheen, who plays the fictional President Josiah Bartlet on the NBC show, is among several cast members who have contributed to Troutman's campaign to oust incumbent U.S. Rep. Robin Hayes, a Republican.
Troutman worked on "The West Wing" for four years, most recently as manager of the director-executive producer's office.
Other "West Wing" members contributing to Troutman's campaign include series creator Aaron Sorkin, executive producer John Wells and his wife, Marilyn, actor Bradley Whitford and actress Allison Janney.
Beth Troutman
In The Kitchen With BartCop & Friends
Supposedly Seeks Public Input
FCC
If Federal Communications Commission chairman Michael Powell has learned anything since his new media-ownership rules were rejected by two courts, most of Congress and a public disgruntled with what radio has to offer on its airwaves, it would probably be this: Ask the public what it thinks next time.
Now, with the FCC trying to address concerns about local broadcasting in the age of consolidation, Powell has issued a notice inviting public comment on localism issues.
The FCC is asking the public to submit written comments on a host of localism topics, from the main-studio rule -- which maintains that a station must have its main studio in the market to which it is licensed -- to disaster coverage.
Comments will be due Sept. 1 and reply comments due Oct. 1.
FCC
Israeli conductor Daniel Barenboim (C) stands before a concert at Madrid's central Plaza Mayor late July 9, 2004. Barenboim and Berlin's Staatskapelle performed Beethoven's third Symphony to commemorate the victims of March 11.
Photo by Andrea Comas
Will Rely on Reality
NBC
Broadcaster NBC will rely on its top reality shows to bolster its fall schedule while seeking to improve ratings for scripted programs, especially the embattled comedy genre, its top executives said on Saturday.
Speaking to television critics as part of that group's summer press tour, Kevin Reilly, president of NBC Entertainment, said the network was in a strong position despite having lost two staples, the comedies "Friends" and "Frasier."
In an unexpected move, Reilly said NBC will bring back its summer reality series "Last Comic Standing" this fall, starting a third installment of the show right after its coverage of the Olympics in late August. The show has been a ratings standout for the network this summer and last.
Despite "Apprentice," which NBC Universal Television Group President Jeff Zucker called the most valuable show on television, and other hits like "Fear Factor," the executives said the network needed to focus on its bread and butter, comedies and dramas.
NBC
Formerly 'The Vidiot'
Gives Concert for Inmates
Glen Campbell
Glen Campbell called it "a captive audience" - and he wasn't kidding. Campbell, nearing the end of his 10-day sentence for extreme drunken driving, gave a free 30-minute concert Friday night for about 1,000 inmates at Maricopa County's outdoor jail.
"Tent City, you're gentle on my mind," Campbell sang during his opening song, the million-selling "Gentle on My Mind."
The Phoenix-based singer-guitarist performed several of his Top-10 hits on a makeshift stage atop a flatbed truck with some hay bales as a countrified backdrop.
He even offered a little encouragement to the inmates, saying: "Sometimes it's hard to take what you get."
Glen Campbell
The French goelettes Etoile (R) and La Recouvrance (L) sail into Brest harbour, western France, July 10, 2004. Brest 2004, the International festival of sailors and the sea runs through July 16, 2004 and gathers traditional sailing fleets from the humblest to the most majestic of vessels.
Photo by Daniel Joubert
Announces Engagement
Vanna White
"Wheel of Fortune" co-host Vanna White used her best-known prop - the game show's puzzle board - to announce her engagement to California businessman Michael Kaye.
A publicity shot shows White in front of the board with "Vanna's Engaged" spelled out. It was her way of letting fans know about her big news. The couple have not set a date, according to the "Wheel of Fortune" Web site.
Vanna White
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Little Tombstone, Saxony, Germany
Weekend Cowboys
This is Little Tombstone, Saxony - home for the weekend to Germany's cowboy and Indian hobbyists.
Well there is certainly plenty of bonding going on at a nearby line-dancing lesson - maybe bringing in new recruits for a cult that goes back to a 19th century author called Karl May.
His novels about the Apache Indian Vinnetou, and his German blood-brother Old Shatterhand, are enormously popular right across central Europe.
For a lot more, Weekend Cowboys
Karl May
Cowboys & Indians: The Strange Life and Legacy of Karl May
Karl May Links
A Thai waiter wears a condom over his head while serving a cocktail as a patron looks on at the Cabbages and Condoms restaurant in Bangkok on July 8, 2004. The restaurant, founded by Mechai Viravaidya, better known as 'Mr Condom', aims to educate the public about safe sex.
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Professor Uses Archives to Write Biography
Woody Guthrie
More than a dozen writers have tried to chronicle the vagabond life of Woody Guthrie, but none have brought him alive quite like Ed Cray.
Ramblin' Man: The Life and Times of Woody Guthrie drew on a treasure trove of songs, stories, letters, drawings and notes that Guthrie compiled from his youth until the degenerative neurological disease Huntington's Chorea made it impossible for him to write or draw.
Cray, a University of Southern California professor, was the first to seek out the collection five years ago, when the family decided to open it to scholars. Impressed by Cray's previous books, Guthrie's daughter Nora agreed to give him unlimited access.
Other than some embarrassment at seeing her father's love affair with her mother explored in detail - "No kid should know this much about their parents" - Nora has had no regrets.
For the rest of an interesting read, Woody Guthrie
Woody Guthrie Foundation and Archives
The Songs of Woody Guthrie
Woody Guthrie and the Archive of American Folk Song
Woody Guthrie: Dust Bowl Balladeer
Woody Guthrie is one of my heroes.
I remember singing 'This Land is My Land' in grade school. The song book attributed the work to 'Anonymous' instead of Woody, because of his politics, which our music teacher pointed out.
By the time I got to high school, Pete Seeger was on 'The Smothers Brothers', and around then, Arlo hit with 'Alice's Restaurant,' and America seemed to relax a bit.
That's also when I found out Woody had Huntington's - Huntington's was the skeleton in my mom's family closet.
Out of 7 kids, only my grandmother & her youngest brother didn't develop it. It was a forbidden topic, even when it became obvious that something was very wrong.
Woody gave voice to underdogs, and showed that the right-wing doesn't have a lock on patriotism.
But most importantly, Woody's lesson is don't be afraid of words - or speaking the truth.
Maggie Roberts holds Nemo after being rescued from Homosassa Bay, three miles east of Tampa, on Saturday, July 3, 2004. Roberts was out with her husband when they spotted nine-inch Nemo paddling furiously and screaming at the top of his lungs. Nemo was adopted by Rogers' sister-in-law.
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