Bartcop Entertainment - Sunday, 16 May, 2004

Sunday

16 May, 2004

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'Best of TBH Politoons'

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Interesting Link

The Sideshow

I thought you might enjoy this one. It's from something that isn't available on the web.

Avedon



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from Mark

Another Bumpersticker

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Selected Sunday Readings

from that Mad Cat, JD

THE CHIMP SHIFTS INTO REVERSE

GI HO

THE SHUCK STARTS HERE

ZELL MILLSTONE

THE LAST REFUGE OF THE VAGUELY TALENTED. A MUST READ

ZINNI FOR VP

ROVER BOY HITS DELETE

FIND YOUR TRUE LOVE AND BUY AN OPEL

STEPFORD BITCH

CERTIFIED LIARS AND OTHER CONSERVATIVE SCUM

THE CATHOLIC TALIBAN

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In The Chaos Household

Last Night

Bit cooler, but still nice.

The first set of tomato plants have flowers.



Tonight, Sunday:

CBS starts the night with '60 Minutes', followed by the FRESH made-for-TV-movie 'Helter Skelter' (part 1 of 2).

NBC opens the night with a 2-hour 'Dateline', followed by a FRESH 'Law & Order: Criminal Intent', then a FRESH 'Crossing Jordan'.

ABC begins the night with a FRESH 'America's So-Called Funniest Home Videos', followed by a FRESH 'Extreme Makeover: Home Edition', then a FRESH 'Regis', followed by the Series Finale of 'The Practice'.

The WB offers the weekly RERUN 'Smallville', followed by a FRESH 2-hour 'Charmed'.

Faux has a RERUN 'King Of The Hills', followed by a FRESH 'King Of The Hill', then a FRESH 'Simpsons', followed by a FRESH 'That 70s Show', then a FRESH 'Malcolm', followed by a RERUN 'Simpsons'.

UPN has the RERUN 'Enterprise', followed by the movie 'Angel Eyes'.

A&E has 'The True Story Of Seabiscuit', 'Playboy's 50th Anniversary Celebration', and 'Troy: The Passion Of Helen'.

AMC offers the movie 'Willy Wonka & The Chocolate Factory', followed by the movie 'Willy Wonka & The Chocolate Factory' again, then the movie 'Dudley Do-Right'.

BBC  -   
 [6pm] 'Bargain Hunt' - Westpoint 14;
 [6:30pm] 'Bargain Hunt' - Wetherby 5;
 [7pm] 'Cash in the Attic' - Tredwen;
 [7:30pm] 'Cash in the Attic' - Johnson;
 [8pm] 'Without Prejudice' - Episode 1;
 [9pm] 'State of Play' - Episode 5;
 [10:20pm] 'Coupling' - Remember This;
 [11pm] 'Without Prejudice' - Episode 1;
 [12am] 'State of Play' - Episode 5;
 [1:20am] 'Coupling' - Remember This;
 [2am] 'Cash in the Attic' - Tredwen;
 [2:30am] 'Cash in the Attic' - Johnson;
 [3am] 'Without Prejudice' - Episode 1;
 [4am] 'State of Play' - Episode 5;
 [5:20am] 'Coupling' - Remember This;
 [6am] 'BBC World News'.    (ALL TIMES EDT)

Bravo has 'Cirque du Soleil: Solstrom', 'Inside The Actors Studio' (Robin Williams), and 'Las Vegas Live'.

Comedy Central has the movie 'Beverly Hills Cop', followed by the movie 'Made', then 'The Man Show', followed by 'Shorties Watchin' Shorties'.

History has 'Barbarians', 'True Story Of Troy', 'Mail Call', and 'Tales Of The Gun'.

IFC  -   
 [6AM] 'Sanjuro' (1962);
 [8AM] 'IFC Short Film Collection II';
 [10AM] 'God Said Ha!' (1999);
 [11:30AM] 'At The Angelika 84' (2004);
 [12:30PM] 'Girl Under The Waves' (2001);
 [1:45PM] 'Golden Bowl' (2000);
 [4PM] 'At The Angelika 84' (2004);
 [4:30PM] 'God Said Ha!' (1999);
 [6:15PM] 'Trees Lounge' (1996);
 [8PM] 'Dancer in the Dark' (2000);
 [10:30PM] 'Imposters' (1998);
 [12:15AM] 'Dancer in the Dark' (2000);
 [2:45AM] 'Cry, The Beloved Country' (1995);
 [4:45AM] 'Girl Under The Waves' (2001).    (ALL TIMES EDT)

SciFi has the movie 'Casper', followed by the movie 'The Nutty Professor' (Eddie Murphy version).

Sundance  -   
 [5AM] 'Frescoes' (Documentary);
 [6:35AM] 'Lucky Break' (Feature);
 [8:30AM] 'Family' (2002);
 [10AM] 'Anatomy Of A Scene: The Clearing' (Original Production);
 [10:30AM] 'Sundance Festival Now' (Original Production);
 [11:30AM] 'The Target Shoots First' (Documentary);
 [12:45PM] 'Unhook The Stars' (Feature);
 [2:30PM] 'Assassination Tango' (Feature);
 [4:30PM] 'Elling' (Feature);
 [6PM] 'Eat This New York' (Documentary);
 [7:30PM] 'Anatomy Of A Scene: The Clearing' (Original Production);
 [8PM] 'Shorts Program 112' (Short);
 [9PM] 'Washington Heights' (Feature);
 [10:30PM] 'Five Feet High And Rising' (Short);
 [11PM] 'Assassination Tango' (Feature);
 [1AM] 'All or Nothing' (Feature);
 [3:15AM] 'The Pool' (Documentary);
 [4AM] 'Unhook The Stars' (Feature);
 [5:45AM] 'Lucky Break' (Feature).    (ALL TIMES EDT)

TCM:
 [6am]    'Undercurrent' (1946);
 [8am]    'Treasure Island' (1934);
 [10am]    'Hit The Deck' (1955);
 [12pm]    'Gidget' (1959);
 [2pm]    'The Bad Seed' (1956);
 [4:15pm]    'The Trouble With Harry' (1955);
 [6pm]    'The Day Of The Jackal' (1973);
 [8:30pm]    'Dawn At Socorro' (1954);
 [10pm]    'Comanche' (1956);
 [12am]    'Steamboat Bill Jr.' (1928) SILENT ;
 [1:30am]    'The Sorrow and the Pity' (Part 1) (1971) [AKA:  'Le Chagrin et la pitié'];
 [3:45am]    'The Sorrow and the Pity' (Part 2) (1971) [AKA:  'Le Chagrin et la pitié'].    (ALL TIMES EDT)


Monday  -  05/17

TCM celebrates the career of Maureen O'Sullivan (the jungle wife of Tarzan and mother of Mia Farrow), who was born on this day in 1911, with 9 films filling most of the morning and afternoon.
 [6am]    'Mr. Wise Guy' (1942);
 [7:15am]    'The Big Shot' (1932);
 [8:30am]    'Payment Deferred' (1932);
 [10am]    'The Bishop Misbehaves' (1933);
 [11:30am]    'Stage Mother' (1933);
 [1pm]    'Hide-Out' (1934);
 [2:30pm]    'The Flame Within' (1935);
 [3:45 pm]    'My Dear Miss Aldrich' (1937);
 [5pm]    'Hold That Kiss' (1938);
 [6:30pm]    'Sporting Blood' (1940);

 [8pm]    'All Through The Night' (1942);
 [10pm]    'Shadow Of The Thin Man' (1941);
 [12am]    'The Case of the Lucky Legs' (1935);
 [1:30am]    'The Young Savages' (1961);
 [3:15am]    'The Falcon In Mexico' (1944);
 [4:30am]    'The Falcon And The Co-Eds' (1944).    (ALL TIMES EDT)



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Legendary actress Fay Wray (R) and special effects pioneer Ray Harryhausen visit the Empire State Building May 15, 2004 in New York. Wray was in the 1933 classic film 'King Kong' that featured the Empire State Building
Photo by Jeff Christensen

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The Information One-Stop

Moose & Squirrel

Moose & Squirrel Information One-Stop

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Steve Buscemi - Indie King

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Takes Film to Cannes

Alexandra Kerry

The eldest daughter of U.S. presidential candidate John Kerry came to the Cannes Film Festivalwith a short movie about a 9-year-old girl and her father's difficult return home from the Vietnam War.

Alexandra Kerry, 30, who has made four short films, showed "The Last Full Measure" on Saturday. The movie is not competing for prizes.

"I wasn't born when my father came back from Vietnam," she told reporters. "The characters are fictional, completely."

The filmmaker is one of Kerry's daughters from his marriage with Julia Thorne. A younger daughter, Vanessa, is a medical student who took time off from Harvard to work on the campaign.

Alexandra Kerry

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Behind the Label

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Swatch's 'Bunnysutra' watch is featured on a Times Square billboard in New York Friday, May 14, 2004. The ad features a larger-than-life close-up of two cartoon bunnies in what seem to be intimate positions.
Photo by Ed Bailey

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Memes are Mind Viruses

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Democratic Delegate

Jerry Springer

Ohio Democrats have chosen talk-show host Jerry Springer to be an at-large delegate for the Democratic National Convention in Boston.

"He's made 50 appearances at Democratic events this year. He's been an outspoken advocate for the party," said Dan Trevas, spokesman for the Ohio Democratic Party.

Springer, who was the mayor of Cincinnati before hosting the raunchy "The Jerry Springer Show," was named Democrat of the Year by the state party last weekend. He was named Friday as one of 159 delegates and 24 alternates from Ohio at the convention July 26-29, when Sen. John Kerry is expected to be nominated as the party's candidate for president.

Jerry Springer

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Cthuugle Ph'nglui Search Fhtagn!

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In The Kitchen With BartCop & Friends

bartcook

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Tom's Temple of Mystery Science Theatre 3K

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Film & TV Awards

BMI

Composer/artist Mark Mothersbaugh was the top honoree at BMI's Film and Television Awards, which took place May 12 at the Regent Beverly Wilshire Hotel in Bevery Hills.

BMI presented the founding member of Devo with the Richard Kirk Award for career achievement for his compositions in film, TV, interactive media and commercials.

Mothersbaugh has translated his innovative approach to music into a diverse resume of film and TV scores. They include "Thirteen," "The Royal Tenenbaums," "Rushmore," "200 Cigarettes," "Happy Gilmore," "The Adventures of Rocky and Bullwinkle," "The Mind of the Married Man," "Power Puff Girls," "Pee Wee's Playhouse" and "Beakman's World."

Composer Mike Post collected the most nods of the evening, for "Law & Order," "Law & Order: Special Victims Unit" and "Law & Order: Criminal Intent."

Don Davis, David Newman, Theodore Shapiro, Rolfe Kent, Teddy Castellucci, Pete Townshend and Rob Cairns rounded out the black-tie event's multiple honorees with two trophies each.

BMI

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Museum of Ouija Boards

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French President Jacques Chirac chats with French singer Charles Aznavour after making him commander of the Legion of Honor, France's prestigious honor, during a ceremony at the Elysee Palace in Paris Friday May 14, 2004.
Photo by Remy de la Mauviniere

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History of English

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To Tell About Disney Flap

Michael Moore

Michael Moore said he will eventually "tell all" about his clash with Walt Disney Co., which stopped subsidiary Miramax from distributing his anti-resident Bush documentary "Fahrenheit 9/11."

Moore was at the Cannes Film Festival on Saturday, where the film was to premiere Monday in the main competition.

Film critic Roger Ebert, who moderated a panel with Moore, asked Moore if he thought about making an Eisner-related movie called "Michael and Me."

"I have a lot to say about Disney, and a lot that hasn't been reported," said Moore, who won an Academy Award for his documentary "Bowling for Columbine," an indictment of America's gun culture.

Michael Moore

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The William S. Burroughs Files

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Formerly 'The Vidiot'

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The Robert Mapplethorpe Foundation

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Figure Has New Berlin Home

Wax Hitler

A controversial wax figure of Adolf Hitler which provoked an uproar in Germany and abroad is back on display in Berlin and winning public approval, exhibition manager Inna Vollstaedt says.

Less than two months after a Reuters report on her small private museum triggered complaints that led her landlord to evict her, Vollstaedt said on Friday she had relocated to a building around the corner and was open again to the public.

Also in the museum are wax figures of Hitler's World War Two adversaries Joseph Stalin, Franklin D. Roosevelt and Winston Churchill -- other wax works include Count Dracula, French porn actress Lolo Ferrari and ancient Greek philosopher Diogenes.

Wax Hitler

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Bar Webcams

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Supermodel Cindy Crawford and her husband Rande Gerber are shown before a concert by the hip-hop group Black Eyed Peas at the Whiskey Beach at the Green Valley Ranch Station Casino in Henderson, Nevada, May 14, 2004. Gerber owns the Whiskey Bar at the hotel-casino.
Photo by Ethan Miller

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Brain Freeze

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Baby News

Apple Blythe Alison Martin

Oscar-winning actress Gwyneth Paltrow has given birth to her first child, a baby girl named Apple Blythe Alison Martin. The baby, weighing 9 pounds, 11 ounces, was born in a London hospital Friday after what Paltrow's husband, Coldplay lead singer Chris Martin, described as "a long labor." Mother and daughter were said to be doing fine.

The 31-year-old actress, who won an Oscar for "Shakespeare in Love," is the daughter of actress Blythe Danner and the late director Bruce Paltrow.

Apple Blythe Alison Martin

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Official String Theory Web Site

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Knots

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200 Hundred Years Ago

Lewis & Clark

Before the going got tough, the tough went shopping: opium, inkstands, sealing wax and "portable soup" were all on the list of explorers Meriwether Lewis and William Clark, who launched an epic journey into the unknown American West exactly 200 years ago.

The explorers had some high-ranking help, according to National Archives curator Stacey Bredhoff: President Thomas Jefferson was intimately involved in deciding what to take on the 8,000-mile, 28-month trip.

Jefferson signed the Louisiana Purchase treaty in 1803, in which France sold the United States 828,000 square miles of territory. On May 14, 1804, Lewis, Clark and 31 other men launched three small vessels into the Missouri River to investigate the new lands.

They were meant to hunt, fish, forage and trade for supplies along the way, but sensibly bought $1,000 worth of provisions on a shopping trip in Philadelphia, the hub of U.S. commerce at that time.

for the rest, Lewis & Clark

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A Thousand Beautiful Things

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After a 17-year nap a newly emerged Cicada is seen in the yard of a home in suburban Washington, Saturday, May 15, 2004. Trillions of red-eyed insects are crawling their way above ground in 14 states and the nation's capital. Loudmouthed and ugly, the cicadas will fly clumsily into pets, bushes and unwitting pedestrians as they engage in a frenetic mating ritual that lasts well into June. Then they'll disappear for another 17 years.
Photo by Ron Edmonds

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George W. Bush for President 2004

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Who served?

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Who Died and Made You President? :: The Bean Magazine

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