Bartcop Entertainment - Sunday, 9 May, 2004

Sunday

9 May, 2004

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Selected Sunday Readings

from that Mad Cat, JD

HERE'S YOUR HAT, WHAT'S YOUR HURRY

DON'T BLAME ME

PRAISE THE LORD AND PASS THE HOODED PRISONER

BAD APPLES, SOUR GRAPES AND OTHER FRUIT CAKES

A REAL AMERICAN HERO

BLOW IT OUT YOUR LILY WHITE RIGHT WING CONSERVATIVE ASSHOLES

AS TRUTH GOES LIMPING FROM THE LIGHT

SAME OLD SHIT, DIFFERENT ASSHOLE

TEACH THE CHILDREN

WHEN GUN NUTS HAVE SEX

BETTER THAN STALIN

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In The Chaos Household

Last Night

Sunny and breezy.

We made the trek to the Valley & got to see Uncle Jimmy as well as attend Fred's birthday party.

The kid knows there's a pool at Fred's, but swore there was no way he was going swimming & insisted his bathing suit be left at home.

There were other kids, in the pool, and well, he ended up swimming in his clothes.



Tonight, Sunday:

CBS starts the night with '60 Minutes', and then fills the evening with the Season Finale festivities of 'Survival: All-Stars'.

NBC opens the night with a 2-hour 'Dateline', followed by a FRESH 'Law & Order: Criminal Intent', then a FRESH 'Crossing Jordan'.

ABC fills the night with the TV Premiere of the movie 'Harry Potter & The Sorcerer's Stone'.

The WB offers the weekly RERUN 'Smallville', followed by a FRESH 'Charmed', then a RERUN 'Charmed'.

Faux has a RERUN 'King Of The Hill', followed by a FRESH 'King Of The Hill', then a FRESH 'Simpsons', followed by a RERUN 'Simpsons', then a FRESH 'Malcolm', followed by a RERUN 'Malcolm'.

UPN the weekly RERUN 'Enterprise', followed by 'Stargate SG-1'

A&E has 'Martha Stewart: Recipe For Ruin', 'Biography' (celebrity moms & daughters), 'Airline', and another 'Airline'.

AMC offers the movie 'Working Girl', followed by the movie 'Ghost', then the movie 'Working Girl', again.

BBC  -   
 [6pm] 'Bargain Hunt' - Wetherby 4;
 [6:30pm] 'Bargain Hunt' - MacClesfield 8;
 [7pm] 'Cash in the Attic' - Finch;
 [7:30pm] 'Cash in the Attic' - Jenkinson;
 [8pm] 'Changing Rooms' - Chinnor;
 [8:30pm] 'What Not to Wear' - Julie Nicholson;
 [9pm] 'State of Play' - Episode 4;
 [10:20pm] 'Coupling' - Unconditional Sex;
 [11pm] 'What Not to Wear' - Chinnor;
 [11:30pm] 'What Not to Wear' - Julie Nicholson;
 [12am] 'State of Play' - Episode 4;
 [1:20am] 'Coupling' - Unconditional Sex;
 [2am] 'Cash in the Attic' - Finch;
 [2:30am] 'Cash in the Attic' - Jenkinson;
 [3am] 'Changing Rooms' - Chinnor;
 [3:30am] 'What Not to Wear' - Julie Nicholson;
 [4am] 'State of Play' - Episode 4;
 [5:20am] 'Coupling' - Unconditional Sex;
 [6am] 'BBC World News'.    (ALL TIMES EDT)

Bravo has 'Cirque du Soleil: Solstrom', 'Inside The Actors Studio' (Charlize Theron), and 'Queer Eye: Mother's Day Marathon'.

Comedy Central has the movie 'My Cousin Vinny', followed by the movie 'Joe Dirt', 'The Man Show', and 'Shorties Watchin' Shorties'.

History has 'Rumrunners, Moonshiners, & Bootleggers', 'History of Poker', and 'Breaking Vegas'.

IFC  -   
 [6AM] 'Rosetta' (1999);
 [7:45AM] 'IFC In Theaters';
 [8AM] 'Cry, The Beloved Country' (1995);
 [10AM] 'The Kids Are Alright' (1979);
 [12PM] 'Last Night At The Alamo' (1984);
 [1:30PM] 'IFC Short Film Showcase';
 [2:30PM] 'Cry, The Beloved Country' (1995);
 [4:30PM] 'Man of the Century' (1999);
 [6PM] 'Histories Du Cinema Part 2';
 [6:30PM] 'Last Night At The Alamo' (1984);
 [8PM] 'The Last Seduction' (1994);
 [10PM] 'Gallipoli' (1981);
 [12AM] 'The Last Seduction' (1994);
 [2AM] 'Niagara, Niagara' (1997);
 [3:30AM] 'Gallipoli' (1981);
 [5:30AM] 'Histories Du Cinema Part 2.    (ALL TIMES EDT)

SciFi has the movie 'The Lost Voyage', followed by the movie 'Event Horizon'.

Sundance  -   
 [6AM] 'Scotland, PA.' (Feature);
 [7:50AM] ''Father And Daughter' (Short);
 [8AM] Anatomy of a Scene: Off the Map'
(Original Production);
 [8:30AM] 'John Henrik Clarke: A Great and Mighty Walk' (Documentary);
 [10:05AM] 'Blackboards' (World Cinema);
 [11:30AM] 'Shorts Program 113' (Short);
 [12:30PM] 'The Brandon Teena Story' (Documentary);
 [2:00PM] 'Dancer, Texas-Pop.81' (Feature);
 [3:40PM] 'Morning Breath: A Brooklyn Love Story' (Short);
 [4PM] 'Choropampa: The Price of Gold' (Feature);
 [5:15PM] 'Men Named Milo, Women Named Greta' (Short);
 [5:35PM] 'Scotland, PA.' (Feature);
 [7:30PM] 'Anatomy of a Scene: Off the Map' (Original Production);
 [8PM] 'Shorts Program 109' (Short);
 [9PM] 'La Repetition' (Feature);
 [10:35PM] 'Sleeping Beauties' (Short);
 [10:50PM] 'Father And Daughter' (Short);
 [11PM] 'Aberdeen' (Feature);
 [12:50AM] 'Looking For Richard' (Feature);
 [2:45AM] 'Our Lady of the Assassins' (World Cinema);
 [4:30AM] 'Dancer, Texas-Pop.81' (Feature).    (ALL TIMES EDT)

TCM:
 [6am]    'Forty Little Mothers' (1940);
 [8am]    'The Corn Is Green' (1945);
 [10am]    'Three Daring Daughters' (1948);
 [12pm]    'The Tunnel Of Love' (1958);
 [2pm]    'Yours, Mine And Ours (1968);
 [4pm]    'Bundle Of Joy'' (1956);
 [6pm]    'Random Harvest' (1942);
 [8:15pm]    'Stella Dallas' (1937);
 [10:15pm]    'Lady For A Day' (1933);
 [12am]    'The Penalty' (1920) SILENT ;
 [1:45am]    'Man Of A Thousand Faces' (1957);
 [4am]    'London After Midnight' (1927) SILENT 
 [5am]    'The Unknown' (1927) SILENT .    (ALL TIMES EDT)


Monday  -  05/10

TCM pays tribute to director Clarence Brown (who was born on this day in 1890) most of the day, then celebrates Alfred Hitchcock most of the night (here's a page that sites Alfred Hitchcock's Cameos).
 [6am]    'Spooks Run Wild' (1941) [also see: Bowery Boys];
 [7:15am]    'Ah, Wilderness!' (1935);
 [9am]    'Idiot's Delight' (1939);
 [11am]    'Song Of Love' (1947);
 [1pm]    'Intruder In The Dust' (1949);
 [2:45pm]    'To Please A Lady' (1950);
 [4:30pm]    'When In Rome' (1952);

 [6pm]    'Never Let Me Go' (1953);
 [8pm]    'The Man Who Knew Too Much' (1956);
 [10:15pm]    'Dial M For Murder' (1954);
 [12:15am]    'Vertigo' (1958);
 [2:30am]    'The Birds' (1963);

 [4:45am]    'Find The Blackmailer' (1943).    (ALL TIMES EDT)



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Comedian Lewis Black warms up the crowd before former Democratic primary presidential candidate Howard Dean of Vermont speaks during an America Votes function at the America Coming Together office Saturday, May 8, 2004 in Manchester, N.H.
Photo by Lee Marriner

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The Information One-Stop

Moose & Squirrel

Moose & Squirrel Information One-Stop

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Bush Administration Documents on Secrecy Policy

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Tours Voting Rights Landmark

Drew Barrymore

Actress Drew Barrymore toured Selma, the birthplace of the Voting Rights Act of 1965, as part of a documentary she's filming on the importance of voting.

The actress visited the National Voting Rights Museum on Thursday before traveling 20 miles to the tiny community of Suttle, where she met with children involved in youth leadership.

Barrymore and her crew taped interviews with state Sen. Hank Sanders and his wife, activist Faya Rose Toure, at the youth leadership center.

Drew Barrymore

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Toonopedia

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Legendary singer/songwriter Van Morrison performs at a free concert in New York's Battery Park as part of the 2004 Tribeca Film Festival, May 8, 2004.
Photo by Stuart Ramson

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The Big Cartoon DataBase

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'The Red Piano'

Elton John

"The Red Piano" is generating plenty of green. Sir Elton John's three-year stand at the Colosseum at Caesars Palace in Las Vegas is notching sellouts, with 15 dates added to the 2004 run.

John's deal at the Colosseum originally called for 75 shows over three years. Sources say his guarantee for the run exceeds $50 million.

Since it began Feb. 13, the engagement has grossed $14.5 million from 19 sellouts that drew 75,276 people. At John's current pace of $763,157 per night, the year's gross will exceed $30 million.

Elton John

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The Outer Limits - Beyond Control

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Movie Making Is a Lot Like Sex

Jane Fonda

Jane Fonda, who recently came out of her 14-year retirement from acting, says shooting a movie is a lot like sex.

"How to do it just comes right back," she said Thursday at a party for patrons of the Georgia Campaign for Adolescent Pregnancy Prevention.

Other guests at Thursday's event included singer Kenny Rogers and wife Carolyn and former Atlanta Mayor Andrew Young.

Jane Fonda

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Win Battle of the Soaps

EastEnders

EastEnders claimed victory at the British Soap Awards on Saturday, bouncing back from their trouncing last year by arch-rivals Coronation Street.

The BBC soap collected seven awards, including the coveted Best Soap, to Coronation Street's five.

The London-based soap took home Best Actor for Shane Richie's role as Alfie Moon, Best Newcomer and Sexiest Male for Nigel Harman's Dennis Rickman while Jessie Wallace was named Sexiest Female for the second year running as feisty barmaid Kat Slater.

EastEnders

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O'Reilly Open Books Project

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An alabaster sculpture which bears a striking resemblance to shocking photographs from Abu Ghraib prison, made by Iraqi artist Abdul-Kareem Khalil in March 2004 is seen on display at a gallery in Baghdad, Iraq, Saturday, May 8, 2004. The words 'We are living in an American democracy' are inscribed on its base.
Photo by Karim Kadim

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Science Hobbyist

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Scraps Plans For Hillbilly 'Reality'Show

NBC

NBC has scuttled a proposed reality TV show that would have followed an Appalachian family's adjustments to a ritzy lifestyle in Beverly Hills.

Plans for the program had caused an outcry among residents of Appalachia, who saw it as an affront to the region. But NBC spokeswoman Shannon Jacobs cited "creative reasons," not the protests, as the reason the show wasn't pursued.

After months of outrage over a similar reality series CBS planned, NBC managed to cast and shoot a similar show without attracting widespread attention.

NBC

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Potatoe Chip Gallery

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DVD Set Full of Extras

'Star Wars'

Twentieth Century Fox Home Entertainment's four-disc "Star Wars Trilogy" DVD set ($69.98, Sept. 21) -- expected to be a fourth-quarter best-seller -- will include four hours of extra features.

The set's fourth disc will contain the documentary "Empire of Dreams: The Story of the Star Wars Trilogy." Clocking in at 2 1/2 hours, it features new interviews with "Star Wars" creator George Lucas and more than 40 members of the cast and crew from episodes IV through VI, as well as behind-the-scenes footage.

'Star Wars'

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Matches

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Paleotechnics

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Celebrates 30 Years Together

Rush

Geddy Lee didn't know it at the time, but on his 21st birthday -- July 29, 1974 -- he and his bandmates hit a career lottery.

That was the day Neil Peart joined Lee and Alex Lifeson in their band Rush. When Peart replaced drummer John Rutsey, he cemented a lineup for the Toronto-based trio that has lasted for 30 years, with Lifeson on guitar and Lee on bass and lead vocals.

"It's beyond being brothers, it's beyond being a family, it's beyond a marriage," Lifeson says of Rush's personal chemistry. "It's like a whole different kind of relationship that we have. It's so unique that it really clicked with us. We've seen so many other bands disintegrate because of ego problems that sort of thing. That never existed with us."

For a lot more, Rush

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Butterflies North and South

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Academy Award winning actress Charlize Theron (2nd L) and her mother, Gerda (L), pose with Sharon Osbourne and her daughter, Kelly (R), at the Covenant House California Gala in Beverly Hills, California May 7, 2004. Sharon Osbourne and Charlize Theron were honored at the event which recognizes individuals for their contributions to at-risk and homeless youths. The Covenant House provides shelter to more than 66,000 homeless and runaway youth annually.
Photo by Robert Galbraith

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Frog and Toad Photographs and Calls

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Casablanca

Rick's Cafe

There's a new gin joint in town, and now everybody comes to Rick's. In homage to the movie "Casablanca," a former U.S. diplomat has opened a Rick's Cafe in this bustling port city. But you won't find Sam at the keyboard - these days, the pianist's name is Issam.

The new Rick's has the same warm atmosphere as the Hollywood original. It's a white villa near the port, with palm trees flanking the door. Inside are arched passageways and traditional hanging lamps of colored glass.

The elegant restaurant, which debuted in March, is open for lunch and dinner seven days a week. A typical meal costs around $30.

For the rest, Rick's Cafe

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Guseppe Verdi

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The Las Vegas Monorail passes the under-construction Wynn Las Vegas hotel and casino in Las Vegas, April 20, 2004. The Las Vegas Monorail was supposed to be whisking tourists by now between some of the Strip's biggest hotel-casinos and the Convention Center. It isn't. Instead, empty cars are being tested on the elevated rail while administrators say postponements from January to March to summer have been for routine safety testing.
Photo by Joe Cavaretta

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American Highway Project

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Moonlights in Fishnet Tights

French Policeman

A French policeman faces trial in a police court for driving under the influence after he was stopped at the wheel of his car drunk and wearing only a pair of fishnet tights, a prosecutor says.

The man admitted he was a part-time prostitute after fellow police chased him through the Bois de Boulogne, a wooded area on the outskirts of Paris reputed as a nighttime hangout of transsexual prostitutes, in the early hours of Thursday.

The policeman said he needed the extra income. If convicted, he could lose his driver's licence and be fined.

French Policeman

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Away

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'Character Counts'

(Parallel Universe Alert)

Karl Rove

Resident Bush's chief political adviser told graduates of the Rev. Jerry Falwell's Liberty University on Saturday to judge leaders on the basis of character.

America needs people who have "the moral clarity and courage to do what's right, regardless of consequence, fashion or fad," Karl Rove said.

"You either have values ingrained in your heart and soul that will not change with the wind or you don't," he said.

Rove also reminded the 2,041 graduates to pay off their credit cards. He advised them that when they go to job interviews, "don't act like you're smarter than the person you're interviewing with. Even if you are."

Rove, who said he never earned a college degree, was presented an honorary doctorate of humanities by Falwell for his "commitment to conservative ideas."

Karl Rove

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Baseball Library

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In Memory

Barney Kessel

Barney Kessel, a jazz guitarist who played in number of celebrated bands in the 1940s and enjoyed a long career as a studio musician, has died, friends said.

Kessel died of brain cancer at his home in San Diego on Thursday. He was 80 and had been in poor health since suffering a stroke 12 years ago.

The Oklahoma-born Kessel began his career as a teenager when he toured with a number of black dance bands in the state.

In 1942 he moved to Los Angeles and continued touring with the bands of Artie Shaw, Charlie Barnet and Benny Goodman. Over the next decade, he earned a reputation as being an extremely versatile musician, and was frequently voted the most popular jazz guitarist in music magazine polls.

Kessel also played as a sideman for Elvis Presley, Ricky Nelson, the Beach Boys and other rock musicians. In 1944 he appeared in the classic jazz film "Jammin' the Blues."

He began a second career as a studio musician to help pay bills, but returned to jazz full-time in the 1970s.

Barney Kessel

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In Memory

Alexandre Minkowski

Alexandre Minkowski, a world-renowned doctor who pioneered infant health studies in France and fought in the resistance in World War II, has died in Paris at the age of 88.

French President Jacques Chirac paid tribute on Saturday to a man he said was "one of the consciences of the 20th century," a great doctor, scientist, and founder of French neonatal research.

Born in Paris on December 5, 1915, Minkowski was a pediatrician, clinical doctor and researcher who built Paris's Port-Royal maternity hospital into a world-famous neonatal center and carried out studies into infant cot deaths.

As a Jew he was a victim of anti-Semitic persecution during the German occupation of France during World War II. He joined the resistance movement in 1941 and was awarded the Resistance medal and the Croix de Guerre after the war.

That did not prevent him, however, from opposing Israel's war against Lebanon in June 1982. He also fought to protect children in war zones from Vietnam to Palestine.

Close to left-wing political figures like Pierre Mendes-France and Michel Rocard, Minkowski advised Medecins sans Frontieres (Doctors without Borders) founder Bernard Kouchner when he became minister for humanitarian action in 1988-91, and Brice Lalonde when he was environment minister.

Minkowski was elected in regional polls representing the environment party, Generation Ecologie, in Paris in 1992, but he quit the party the next year calling it a shambles. In 1995 he supported Chirac's decision to resume French nuclear tests.

Decorated with the Legion of Honor in 2002, he published numerous works including a book of reflections, "Memoires Turbulents."

He died of heart disease on Friday at the Invalides hospital in Paris.

Alexandre Minkowski

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Sydney Aquarium aquarist Paul Baker receives a slap in the face from the flipper of a green sea turtle during preparations to release the creature back into the wild May 6, 2004. The turtle, one of two weighing over 50 kilograms, was found stranded on a Sydney beach five months ago and rehabilitated in the aquarium before being released into the ocean off Sydney Heads.
Photo by Will Burgess

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