Bartcop Entertainment - Sunday, 2 May, 2004

Sunday

2 May, 2004

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'The Best of TBH Politoons'

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Thanks, again, Tim!

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Reader Link

'Bush's SOTU'

Here's a good parody of Bush's SOTU. Some of it seems to accurate to be funny.

'Bush's SOTU'


Thanks, Alan!

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Reader Observation

Only Applies To Republicans

Gotta love those Chickenshit Bush Republicans.

They sure love to play dress-up and dance around like soldiers.

Ask them to actually fight and die for what they supposedly believe in, though, and they're nowhere to be found . . .

Sean K



Rep. Steve Buyer, R-Ind., left, and Sen. Lindsey Graham, R-S.C., pose on the North Lawn of the White House after they were both promoted to the rank of colonel by resident Bush during a ceremony earlier in the Oval Office Thursday, April 29, 2004, in Washington. Sen. Graham, who is an Air Force reservist, and Rep. Buyer, who is an Army reservist, were both exempt from serving in Iraq because they are congressmen republicans, but plan to do their active duty on the home front.
Photo by Charles Dharapak


Thanks, Sean!

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from Mark

Another Bumpersticker

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Selected Sunday Readings

from that Mad Cat, JD

BECAUSE HE'S A MORON

ONE MORE CHIMP BOY COVERUP

"HE WAS A GOOD BOY"

MUTINY ON THE BUSH WATCH

GOP HYPOSLUT

FIVE MEDALS VS. LOST IN SPACE

REALLY FUCKING FUBAR

REPUG SLUG WATCH

THE CLASS OF 2004 AND THE WHORE

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In The Chaos Household

Last Night

Sunny, breezy, but warmer.

The new National Enquirer ('OJ Confesses' on the front cover) has an article on celebrity donors to politicians. Who knew Maury Povich was supporting chimpy? Oh well, since Maury earns his bread by the sustained humiliation of poor people, it only seems right.

One of the local PBS stations (KLCS) airs 'Austin City Limits' at 1am. Had no idea Robert Plant ever did the show, but it's on now and he's 'Going To California'.



Tonight, Sunday:

CBS starts the night with '60 Minutes', followed by a FRESH 'Cold Case', then a FRESH made-for-TV-movie, 'The Book Of Ruth'.

NBC opens the night with a 2-hour 'Dateline', followed by a FRESH made-for-TV-movie, '10.5' (part 1 of 2).

ABC begins the night with a FRESH 'America's So-Called Funniest Home Videos', followed by a FRESH 'Extreme Makeover: Home Edition', then a FRESH 'Alias', followed by a FRESH 'The Practice'.

The WB offers the weekly RERUN 'High School Reunion', followed by a FRESH 'Charmed', then a FRESH 'High School Reunion'.

Faux has a RERUN 'King Of The Hill', followed by a FRESH 'King Of The Hill', then a FRESH 'Simpsons', followed by a RERUN 'Simpsons', then a FRESH 'Malcolm', followed by another FRESH 'Malcolm'.

UPN has the weekly RERUN 'Enterprise', followed by 'Stargate SG-1'.

A&E has 'Airline', 'Family Plots', 'Child Stars: Their Story', 'Airline', and another 'Airline'.

AMC offers the movie 'Conan The Destroyer', followed by the movie 'Star Trek III: The Search For Spock', then the movie 'Conan The Destroyer' again.

BBC  -   
 [6pm]   'Bargain Hunt' - Detling 33;
 [6:30pm]   'Bargain Hunt' - Carmarthen;
 [7pm]   'Cash in the Attic' - Pender;
 [7:30pm]   'Cash in the Attic' - Sheehan;
 [8pm]   'Changing Rooms' - Warrington;
 [8:30pm]   'What Not to Wear' - Liz Traves;
 [9pm]   'State of Play' - Episode 3;
 [10:20pm]   'Coupling' - Faithless;
 [11pm]   'Changing Rooms' - Warrington;
 [11:30pm]   'What Not to Wear' - Liz Traves;
 [12am]   'State of Play' - Episode 3;
 [1:20am]   'Coupling' - Faithless;
 [2am]   'Cash in the Attic' - Pender;
 [2:30am]   'Cash in the Attic' - Sheehan;
 [3am]   'Changing Rooms' - Warrington;
 [3:30am]   'What Not to Wear' - Liz Traves;
 [4am]   'State of Play' - Episode 3;
 [5:20am]   'Coupling' - Faithless;
 [6am]   'BBC World News'.    (ALL TIMES EDT)

Bravo has 'Cirque du Soleil: Solstrom', 'Inside The Actors Studio' (Hugh Jackman), 'Sexiest Moments In Film', and another 'Sexiest Moments In Film'.

Comedy Central has the movie 'The Beverly Hillbillies', 'Blue Collar Comedy Tour: The Movie', 'The Man Show', and another 'The Man Show'.

History has 'Investigating History', 'Samurai & The Swastika', 'Mail Call', and 'Tales Of The Gun'.

IFC  -   
 [6AM]   '47 Ronin - Part 2' (1941);
 [8AM]   'Man of the Century' (1999);
 [9:30AM]   'At The Angelika 84' (2004);
 [10AM]   'Two Family House' (2000);
 [12PM]   'The Kids Are Alright' (1979);
 [2PM]   'IFC In Theaters';
 [2:15PM]   'Felicia's Journey' (1999);
 [4:15PM]   'Tommy' (1975);
 [6:15PM]   'Hi-Life' (1998);
 [8PM]   'Deconstructing Harry' (1997);
 [9:45PM]   'Session 9' (2001);
 [11:30PM]   'Deconstructing Harry' (1997);
 [1:15AM]   'Nowhere To Hide' (1999);
 [3:15AM]   'Session 9' (2001);
 [5AM]   'IFC Short Film Showcase'.    (ALL TIMES EDT)

SciFi has the movie 'The Breed', followed by the movie 'Dog Soldiers', and an infomercial - 'Van Helsing: The Man & The Monsters'.

Sundance  -   
 [6AM]   'Shorts Program 112'; (Short);
 [7AM]   'Modern Romance' (Feature);
 [8:35AM]   'Un Vol la nuit' (A Theft, One Night) (Short);
 [9AM]   'Anatomy of a Scene: Saved! (Original Production);
 [9:30AM]   'Mountain Men and Holy Wars' (Documentary);
 [10:30AM]   'The Truth About Tully' (Feature);
 [12:30PM]   'Afghan Stories' (Documentary);
 [1:30PM]   'Shorts Program 112' (Short);
 [2:30PM]   'Paradox Lake' (Feature);
 [4PM]   'Modern Romance' (Feature);
 [5:35PM]   'Bloody Sunday' (World Cinema);
 [7:30PM]   'Anatomy of a Scene: Saved!' (Original Production);
 [8PM]   'Mondo Plympton' (Short);
 [9PM]   'Mutant Aliens' (Feature);
 [10:30PM]   'The Tune' (Feature);
 [11:45PM]   'L.I.E.' (Feature);
 [1:30AM]   'Seeing is Believing: Handicams, Human Rights And The News' (Documentary);
 [2:30AM]   'Bloody Sunday' (World Cinema);
 [4:20AM]   'Mountain Men and Holy Wars' (Documentary);
 [5:15AM]   'The Truth About Tully' (Feature).    (ALL TIMES EDT)

TCM:
 [6am]    'The Clock' (1945);
 [8am]    'Where The Boys Are' (1960);
 [10am]    'Good News' (1947);
 [12pm]    'Send Me No Flowers' (1964);
 [2pm]    'The Bachelor And The Bobby-Soxer' (1947);
 [4pm]    'Double Trouble' (1967);
 [6pm]    'Singin' In The Rain' (1952);
 [8pm]    'Robin and Marian' (1976);
 [10pm]    'The Adventures of Robin Hood' (1938);
 [12am]    'Don Juan' (1926) SILENT ;
 [2am]    'Finger of Guilt' (1956);
 [3:30am]    'The Gypsy and the Gentleman' (1958);
 [5:30am]    'The Boy With Green Hair' (1948).    (ALL TIMES EDT)


Monday  -  05/03

TCM spends the morning & afternoon celebrating the songwriting team of Betty Comden and Adolph Green.
 [7:15am]    'Good News' (1947);
 [9am]    'On the Town' (1949);
 [11am]    'The Barkleys Of Broadway' (1949);
 [1pm]    'The Band Wagon' (1953);
 [3pm]    'It's Always Fair Weather' (1955);
 [4:45pm]    'Bells Are Ringing' (1960);

 [7pm]    'Hollywood: The Dream Factory' (1972);
 [8pm]    'Our Vines Have Tender Grapes' (1945);
 [10pm]    'The Secret Life Of Walter Mitty' (1947);
 [12am]    'Without Reservations' (1946);
 [2am]    'Yankee Doodle Dandy' (1942);
 [4:15am]    'A Southern Yankee' (1948).    (ALL TIMES EDT)



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The Information One-Stop

Moose & Squirrel

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Conflict Map

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Hollywood Rockwalk

The Cure

From left, Jason Cooper, Simon Gallup, Robert Smith, Roger O'Donnell and Perry Bamonte of British rock group The Cure put their hands in cement at Hollywood's Rockwalk in Los Angeles, Friday, April 30, 2004. Photo by Chris Pizzello

The British rock band The Cure has been honored with a place in the Hollywood Rockwalk.

The band's five members placed their hands in concrete Friday to be installed outside the original Guitar Center store on Sunset Boulevard, joining other music legends such as Chuck Berry, Los Lobos, The Ramones and Van Halen.

The Cure

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Mr. Picassohead

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Addresses Tribeca Film Festival

Desmond Tutu

South Africa, celebrating its 10th year of democracy after apartheid, has something in common with the Tribeca Film Festival, now in its third year of helping revitalize downtown Manhattan after the 2001 terrorist attacks, Desmond Tutu said.

Tutu is an honorary patron of the Tribeca Film Festival, which began Saturday and runs through May 9. More than 250 films from 42 countries are being shown, including a series of South African offerings.

Robert De Niro and his Tribeca Films partner, Jane Rosenthal, founded the festival in 2002 to help the downtown economy rebound.

Desmond Tutu

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Beepo & Roadkill

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People protest outside Florida State University's graduation ceremonies where vice president Dick Cheney gave the commencement address, Saturday, May 1, 2004, in Tallahassee, Fla. Five days after he was criticized for attacking Kerry at Westminster College in Missouri, there was no talk of the 2004 election or resident Bush's policies, and the only reference to the war in Iraq was mentioning 25 FSU students serving in the Middle East.
Photo by Steve Cannon

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U.S. National Debt Clock

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When Wingers Attack

Ted Koppel

Veteran U.S. journalist Ted Koppel devoted his "Nightline" program Friday to broadcasting the names and photographs of 721 American soldiers killed in Iraq, sparking outrage from conservatives who called it anti-war propaganda.

"Our goal tonight was to elevate the fallen above the politics and the daily journalism," Koppel said at the end of the program. "The reading of those 721 names was neither intended to provoke opposition to the war nor as an endorsement."

The show was broadcast on the eve of the anniversary of Bush's May 1, 2003, "mission accomplished" declaration from the deck of an aircraft carrier that major combat in Iraq was over.

A media company whose executives have been strong supporters of resident Bush, Maryland-based Sinclair Broadcast Group Inc., barred its ABC-affiliated stations from airing the "Nightline" broadcast, calling it a political statement that failed to give all sides oftement that failed to give all sides of the story.

Ted Koppel

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Marzipan art

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Cutting Down On Public Engagements

Nelson Mandela

Veteran South African leader Nelson Mandela, who turns 86 in July, will cut down on his public engagements as his gruelling schedule over the years have taken their toll, an official close to the anti-apartheid icon revealed.

Sources said Mandela's public appearances will be whittled down with more of the engagements shifted on to three foundations that bear his name -- the Nelson Mandela Chidlren's Fund, the Mandela/Rhodes Foundation and the Nelson Mandela Foundation.

Mandela's main public engagements are now children and AIDS. He has helped the children of his country through his Foundation, which provides funds to build schools and clinics.

His other great struggle is against AIDS, which he has said poses as much of a threat to South Africa as the apartheid regime.

Nelson Mandela

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In The Kitchen With BartCop & Friends

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The Many Faces of Dawn Wells

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L.A. Designates Studio Historic Monument

Ray Charles

The studio that music legend Ray Charles used for decades and helped to design was designated Friday as a historic monument.

Charles, 73, thanked the city for recognizing the studio, which opened in South Los Angeles in 1964.

"I'm a little weak now, but I'm going to get stronger," said Charles, who late last year had hip replacement surgery. "And I want to thank you all so much, I really do, from my heart."

Ray Charles

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The Professor's Place

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Jazz great pianist Dave Brubeck performs in the jazz tent at the New Orleans Jazz & Heritage Festival, Saturday, May 1, 2004.
Photo by Burt Steel

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Bob Denver's Gilligan Fan Club

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Contract Expires

Writers, Producers

Their three-year contract expired Saturday, but writers and Hollywood producers have yet to resolve the divisive issue of royalties from DVDs.

Talks aimed at reaching a deal between the Writers Guild of America and the Alliance of Motion Picture and Television Producers began April 5.

Writers have indicated a willingness to negotiate past the deadline. But producers would have to agree, and without serious discussion of the DVD issue might instead choose to make a last, best offer, a source familiar with the talks said.

The WGA contract covers 11,000 writers. The last strike by the union came in 1988 and delayed the start of the fall TV season.

Writers, Producers

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Interviewing Roy Horn for NBC

Maria Schwarzenegger

Maria Shriver is taking on an assignment for NBC: Illusionist Roy Horn's first interview since he was mauled by a tiger on stage in Las Vegas.

The 90-minute special will include interviews with Horn's doctors and Siegfried Fischbacher, his partner in the now-ended "Siegfried & Roy" show that included rare white tigers and lions.

An air date was not announced.

Maria Schwarzenegger

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Torrent Stuff

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Formerly 'The Vidiot'

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The Simpsons House

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The Anti-Bobblehead

Ahnold

Actor-turned-politician Arnold Schwarzenegger is threatening to sue an Ohio company hawking a bobblehead doll that bears his name and likeness, according to documents posted by the Smoking Gun.

The site in question, www.bosleybobbers.com, also sells bobbleheads of John Kerry, Wesley Clark and Howard Dean for $19.99 apiece. George W. Bush is a bargain at only $14.95.

Schwarzenegger's lawyers gave the bobblehead makers 48 hours to halt their "outrageous, malicious and tortious actions." After that, legal action will be taken to stop the bobbles.

Bosley Bobbing Head Doll Company contends that since Schwarzenegger became an elected official, his image is public domain.

Ahnold

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Similar-Sounding Songs

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This 1905 painting by Pablo Picasso titled 'Garcon a la pipe' is scheduled to be auctioned by Sotheby's Wednesday, May 5, 2004 in New York. The painting is from the collection of Mr. and Mrs. John Hay Whitney.

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Famous Finger Fotos

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Augusta Delaying Statue

James Brown

City officials have delayed the unveiling of a statue honoring James Brown until the singer resolves his legal troubles.

Officials originally scheduled the unveiling for May 7 to coincide with the Godfather of Soul's 71st birthday, which is Monday, and the downtown music festival that was named in his honor until recently.

The former James Brown Music Festival reverted to its original name, the Garden City Music Festival, in February because of the public backlash after his Jan. 28 arrest for allegedly hitting his wife, Tomi Rae Brown. Brown has denied the allegations.

James Brown

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Rock Library Photos

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Offspring Come Together

Beatles-Stones

John Lennon's son and the daughter of Mick Jagger, singer of rival sixties British band the Rolling Stones are getting their ya-ya's out, though not in the musical sense, Jagger's former wife said.

"They are so in love," oozed Jerry Hall, mother of 20-year-old model Elizabeth, in Saturday's Daily Telegraph newspaper revealing the seven-week romance with Sean, 28, the son of the late Beatle and his wife Yoko Ono.

Beatles-Stones

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The Secret Life Of Machines

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Shoots Self in Gun Safety Class

DEA Agent

A federal drug agent shot himself in the leg during a gun safety presentation to children in what police describe as an accident. His bosses, however, are still investigating the incident.

The Drug Enforcement Administration agent, whose name was not released, was speaking April 9 to about 50 adults and students organized by the Orlando Minority Youth Golf Association, witnesses and police said.

He drew his .40-caliber duty weapon and removed the magazine, according to the police report. He then pulled back the slide and asked an audience member to look inside the gun and confirm it wasn't loaded.

Witnesses said when the agent released the slide, one shot fired into the top of his left thigh. The gun was pointed at the floor

DEA Agent


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Shrek the 9-year-old merino wether is photographed before he has his fleece shorn at the Golden Gate Lodge in Cromwell, New Zealand, Wednesday, April 28, 2004. Shrek's fleece is believed to be 6 years old after the animal was found on the Bendigo Station hilltops during a muster on April 15.
Photo by Ross Land

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