Bartcop Entertainment - Sunday, 25 April, 2004

Sunday

25 April, 2004

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Selected Sunday Readings

from that Mad Cat, JD

DIFFERENT ELECTION, SAME REPUG SCUM

GEORGE BUSH, WAR CRIMINAL

THE THREE Rs. RICH, RICHER, RICHEST

SEMPER FI

HAVE A SARDINE

TRENT BITTER

BAD MOON FALLING, WND, A WEINER AND MORE

THE FIFTH ESTATE IS THIRD RATE

THE OCTOBER THROW-DOWN

LET'S KILL ALL RIGHT WING ASSHOLES

CHIMP WMD: WACKY MISSILE DEFENSE

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In The Chaos Household

Last Night

Still hot and dry.

Susita's convention wrapped early so we took her down to Tequila Jack's in Shoreline Village, where they claim to have over 100 brands of tequila in stock.

There was a nice breeze & we could sit outside to enjoy it.

She's so excited about the Queen Mary.

It's a wonderful champagne brunch with great food, giant ice sculptures & a harpist.

The signal that the brunch is over when the harpist starts playing Led Zeppelin.



Tonight, Sunday:

CBS starts the night with '60 Minutes', followed by a FRESH 'Cold Case', then a FRESH made-for-TV movie 'Plainsong'.

NBC opens the night with a 2-hour 'Dateline', followed by a RERUN 'Law & Order: Criminal Intent', then a FRESH 'Crossing Jordan'.

ABC begins the night with a RERUN 'America's So-Called Funniest Home Videos', followed by a FRESH 'Extreme Makeover: Home Edition', then a FRESH 'Alias', followed by a FRESH 'The Practice'.

The WB offers a RERUN 'High School Reunion', followed by a FRESH 'Charmed', then a FRESH 'High School Reunion'.

Faux has a RERUN 'King Of The Hill', followed by a FRESH 'King Of The Hill', then a FRESH 'Simpsons', followed by a RERUN 'Simpsons', then a FRESH 'Malcolm', followed by a FRESH 'Arrested Development'.

UPN has the weekly RERUN 'Enterprise', followed by the movie 'The Specialist'.

A&E has 'Airline', 'Family Plots', 'Debutantes', 'Investigative Reports', 'Airline', and another 'Airline'.

AMC offers the movie 'Halloween 5: The Revenge Of Michael Myers', followed by the movie 'Mimic', then the movie 'They Live'.

BBC  -   
 [6pm]   'Bargain Hunt' - Carmarthen 28;
 [6:30pm]   'Bargain Hunt' - Newark 37;
 [7pm]   'Cash in the Attic' - Holmes;
 [7:30pm]   'Cash in the Attic' - Peltier;
 [8pm]   'Changing Rooms' - Chessington;
 [8:30pm]   'What Not to Wear' - Tribes of Man;
 [9pm]   'State of Play' - Episode 2;
 [10:20pm]   'Coupling' - Split;
 [11pm]   'Changing Rooms' - Chessington;
 [11:30pm]   'What Not to Wear' - Tribes of Man;
 [12am]   'State of Play' - Episode 2;
 [1:20am]   'Coupling' - Split;
 [2am]   'Cash in the Attic' - Holmes;
 [2:30am]   'Cash in the Attic' - Peltier;
 [3am]   'Changing Rooms' - Chessington;
 [3:30am]   'What Not to Wear' - Tribes of Man;
 [4am]   'State of Play' - Episode 2;
 [5:20am]   'Coupling' - Split;
 [6am]   'BBC World News'.    (ALL TIMES EDT)

Bravo has 'Cirque du Soleil's Solstrom', 'Inside The Actors Studio' (Russell Crowe), and the movie 'Return To Paradise'.

Comedy Central has the movie 'Dumb & Dumber', followed by 'Conedy Central's Bar Mitzvah Bash'.

History has 'History's Mysteries', 'UFOs: What You Don't Know', 'Flying Pyramids', 'Mail Call', and 'Tales Of The Gun'.

IFC  -   
 [6AM]   'The Closer You Get' (2000);
 [8:15AM]   'The Last Party'(1993);
 [10AM]   Short: 'Corey';
 [10:15AM]   'Me You Them' (2000);
 [12:15PM]   'The Very Thought Of You' (1999);
 [2:15PM]   'IFC Short Film Collection I';
 [4:15PM]   'Me You Them' (2000);
 [6:15PM]   'Trees Lounge' (1996);
 [8PM]   'Ghost World' (2001);
 [10PM]   'Welcome To The Dollhouse' (1995);
 [11:30PM]   'Ghost World' (2001);
 [1:30AM]   'Nadja' (1994);
 [3:15AM]   'Welcome To The Dollhouse' (1995);
 [4:45AM]   'IFC Short Film Showcase'.    (ALL TIMES EDT)

SciFi has the movie 'Congo', followed by the movie 'Code Red: The Rubicon Conspiracy'.

Sundance  -   
 [5AM]   'War and Peace' (Jang Aur Aman) (Feature);
 [7:20AM]   'Mt. Head' (Short);
 [7:30AM]   'Anatomy Of A Scene: The United States of Leland' (Original Production);
 [8AM]   'The Sleepy Time Gal' (Feature);
 [9:45AM]   'Peter's Friends' (Feature);
 [11:30AM]   'Black Box Germany' (Feature);
 [1:15PM]   'Barcelona' (Feature);
 [3PM]   'Riders' (Feature);
 [4:35PM]   'Satin Rouge' (World Cinema);
 [6:15PM]   'Edge Codes: The Art, History and Science of Motion Picture Editing' (Documentary);
 [7:30PM]   'Anatomy Of A Scene: The United States of Leland' (Original Production);
 [8PM]   'Shorts Program 116' (Short);
 [9PM]   'The Hired Hand' (Feature);
 [10:35PM]   'Peter's Friends' (Feature);
 [12:20AM]   'Japon' (Feature);
 [2:30AM]   'Satin Rouge' (World Cinema);
 [4:05AM]   'Alchemy' (Feature);
 [5:45AM]   'Barcelona' (Feature).    (ALL TIMES EDT)

TCM:
 [6am]    'The Letter' (1940);
 [8am]    'Jezebel' (1938);
 [10am]    'Show Boat' (1936) [Paul Robeson version];
 [12pm]    'The Long, Long Trailer' (1954);
 [2pm]    'Dangerous When Wet' (1953);
 [4pm]    'Soylent Green' (1973);
 [6pm]    'Dr. Strangelove Or: How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love The Bomb' (1963);
 [8pm]    'The 7th Voyage Of Sinbad' (1958);
 [10pm]    '20 Million Miles To Earth' (1957);
 [12am]    'Scar of Shame' (1927) SILENT ;
 [1:30am]    'Shadow of a Doubt' (1943);
 [3:30am]    'Marnie' (1964).    (ALL TIMES EDT)


Monday  -  04/26

TCM:
 [6am]    'Neath Brooklyn Bridge' (1942);
 [7:15am]    'Spring Madness' (1938);
 [8:30am]    'Andy Hardy Gets Spring Fever' (1939);
 [10am]    'Where The Boys Are' (1960);
 [12pm]    'Latin Lovers' (1953);
 [2pm]    'Two Weeks With Love' (1950);
 [4pm]    'Thrill Of A Romance' (1945);
 [6pm]    'Light In The Piazza' (1962);
 [8pm]    'Battle Of Britain' (1969);
 [10:30pm]    'A Bridge Too Far' (1977);
 [1:30am]    'The Four Horsemen Of The Apocalypse' (1962);
 [4:30am]    'Hearts of the World' (1918) SILENT .    (ALL TIMES EDT)



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Actor Martin Sheen, left, who plays President Josiah Bartlet on the television series 'The West Wing,' is filmed as he waves to the crowd before throwing out the ceremonial first pitch at the Toronto Blue Jays-Baltimore Orioles game, Friday, April 23, 2004, at Camden Yards in Baltimore. The filming is to be part of the season finale for television series.
Photo by Gail Burton

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The Information One-Stop

Moose & Squirrel

Moose & Squirrel Information One-Stop

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The Elvish Name Generator

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Reunited

Creative Emmys

The Academy of TV Arts & Sciences has scrapped plans to repeat last year's division of the Creative Arts Emmys into two ceremonies.

Instead, the org will revert back to holding just one Creative Arts fete, to be held Sunday, Sept. 12, at the Shrine Auditorium. Winners in engineering and interactive categories, who traditionally held their own dinner in August, will also be included in the ceremony.

TV Academy's board decided to recombine the two Creative Arts shows after last year's split caused an uproar with members.

Creative Emmys

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Bosch Universe

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CNN Reporter To Marry Jordanian Prince

Rym Brahimi

Rym Brahimi, daughter of U.N. envoy Lakhdar Brahimi, is engaged to Jordanian King Abdullah II's half brother, Prince Ali, and will resign her job as CNN correspondent, the network said.

The engagement took place in Paris on Friday, where the Brahimi family lives, and was first announced in Amman by the palace. The wedding ceremony is set for September 7.

CNN said Brahimi, who worked in its London and Paris bureaus and is fluent in English, French, Italian and Arabic, had notified the network that she was leaving her job.

Rym Brahimi

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Left to right, Nathan Lane, Katie Couric, Danny DeVito and his wife Rhea Perlman pose for photographers as they arrive at the Entertainment Industry Foundation's musical benefit on board the Queen Mary 2 in New York, April 24, 2004. Couric co-hosted the event with the Entertainment Industry Foundation to raise money for the National Colorectal Cancer Research Alliance.
Photo by Stuart Ramson

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Braille Clock

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Sherlock Holmes Expert Mystery Death

Richard Lancelyn Green

Mystery surrounds the death of a leading Sherlock Holmes expert who was found in his bed garrotted with a shoelace and surrounded by cuddly toys.

The inquest on Friday heard that Green, ex-chairman of the Sherlock Holmes Society of London, had become paranoid in the days before his death, telling friends that his home was bugged, newspapers reported.

Coroner Paul Knapman said there was insufficient evidence to rule whether Green's death on March 27 was murder, suicide or a mistake.

Richard Lancelyn Green

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StationRipper

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Iraq Security

Don't Ask

Iraq's U.S.-led authorities are telling anyone who wants information about risks in the violence-torn country to seek it elsewhere.

"For security reasons, there are no security reports," says the weekly reports section of the Coalition Provisional Authority website (http://www.cpa-iraq.org/weeklies.html).

The website includes reports on electricity production and reconstruction projects, but not on security, the top concern of foreign investors and local businesses.

Don't Ask

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FRISBEES

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In The Kitchen With BartCop & Friends

bartcook

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Adam West

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Montana Film Festival

International Wildlife Film Festival

Amateur filmmaker Dave Anderson of Dana Point, Calif., got a little uneasy when he learned his video about dolphins was a finalist in the International Wildlife Film Festival, way up in Montana.

The what? Where? Sure, he'd sent his video to some film festivals he found listed on the Internet. But a finalist? It seemed - well, too easy.

So Anderson called an editor he knew at MacGillvray Freeman Films in Laguna Beach, Calif., a major producer of Imax films. And he was told that in the world of nature films, the IWFF is a very big deal indeed.

Now in its 27th year, the non-profit IWFF is known as the Sundance of wildlife films, attracting about 10,000 people to its annual week of screenings, workshops, seminars and deliberately glitzless Montana-style networking.

For a lot more, International Wildlife Film Festival

www.wildlifefilms.org

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Name Statistics

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Actresses Mary-Kate (L) and her twin sister Ashley Olsen pose for one of the 'Got Milk' print advertisements, which promote milk consumption, in this undated publicity photograph. The sisters star in their first theatrical feature film, 'New York Minute,' which opens in the United States May 7, 2004.

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Disgruntled Housewife

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Girlfriend Took Notes

Albert Einstein

The foibles of Albert Einstein were fodder for the intimate journal of his last girlfriend.

Johanna Fantova, 22 years his junior and a former curator of maps in the Firestone Library at Princeton University, had the unique honor of putting her scissors to the legendary physicist's white mane, The New York Times reported Saturday.

Her manuscript, typewritten in German, was found in Fantova's personnel file by researchers looking for biographical information to go along with a journal article about the poems Einstein wrote her.

"Comparing himself to an old car that has something wrong everywhere, Einstein complains about his bad memory and the steady parade of visitors, so many that he sometimes pretends to be sick in bed so that he will not have to pose for the obligatory photographs," the report says.

"But belying Einstein's image as an absent-minded, sockless dust ball wandering around in a world of his own, Fantova describes him as a keen and occasionally acerbic follower of current events, who lectured her to pay attention to the news."

Albert Einstein

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Esoteric Archives

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Formerly 'The Vidiot'

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The Lone Gunmen Episode 1

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Countersues Parents

Anna Kournikova

After her parents sued her over what they say is their share of a $5 million waterfront home, Anna Kournikova has filed a countersuit in an effort to get her parents' names off the deed.

The tennis player filed a lawsuit in Miami-Dade Circuit Court on Wednesday, about a week after Sergei and Alla Kournikova sued their daughter in the same court. The parents want money for their share of the Miami Beach home, which they claim Anna Kournikova has taken over.

All three are listed as owners of the seven-bedroom, seven-bath home, according to property records. Anna Kournikova claims in the lawsuit that she paid the entire $5 million purchase price, plus an additional $1 million for improvements.

Anna Kournikova

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Playing With Time

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Christophe Yvon of France, a local worker of Merville-Franceville in Normandy, shows the German incriptions he discovered some days ago at the Merville battery near Ouistreham, April 23, 2004. Inscriptions reads ' Germany must live even if we have to die, July 27, 1941'. On June 5th 1944, 620 airborne British soldiers died in capturing the battery. Ceremonies will mark the 60th anniversary of D-Day.
Photo by Charles Platiau

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German Propaganda Archive

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Slain Porn Star Linked to 'Snuff' Film

Natel King

A Canadian porn actress found stabbed to death last month may have been killed while shooting a film that was to have simulated the murder of a woman during sex, prosecutors said.

DNA clues and a scrawled note referring to a "snuff" video connect photographer Anthony J. Frederick to the death of 23-year-old Natel King, whose body was found in a trash-filled ravine in March, District Attorney Bruce Castor said at a preliminary hearing Friday.

Frederick, 46, was being held for trial on first- and third-degree murder charges. His assistant, Jennifer Mitkus, 29, was held on charges of lying to authorities and hindering apprehension.

King, who was from the Toronto area, disappeared Feb. 29 after posing for Fredericks in a hard-core bondage shoot that had been arranged over the Internet, authorities said. Her body was found nearly a month later, naked and slashed and still wearing bondage devices.

Natel King

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Soviet War Photography

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'7th Heaven' Actor Arrested

Jeremy London

Jeremy London, who plays an assistant reverend on the WB's "7th Heaven," was arrested after motorists reported seeing him arguing with his girlfriend on the highway, officials said Friday.

London, 31, who was taken into custody April 6 for investigation of vandalism, marijuana possession and driving with a suspended license, faces a May 6 arraignment, prosecutor Susan Schroeder said. He was released on bail following his arrest.

Officers responding to calls from motorists on Interstate 5 determined London's license had been suspended for driving under the influence, Schroeder said. Officers allegedly found less than an ounce of marijuana in his possession. London also was suspected of vandalizing his girlfriend's phone, she added.

Jeremy London

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Propaganda cards

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Swiss Joe Maier styles his beard prior to the International German Beard Championships in Leinfelden Echterdingen, near Stuttgart, southwestern Germany, Saturday April 24, 2004. More than 100 participants compete in 16 categories for the most perfect beard.
Photo by Daniel Maurer

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Cool Nurse

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Scottish Teens Steal Skull

Sir George "Bloody" MacKenzie

Two Scottish teenage boys have escaped a jail sentence for breaking into the tomb of one of Scotland's most violent noblemen and taking a skull to use as a ventriloquist's dummy.

Last June, the boys broke into the mausoleum of Sir George "Bloody" MacKenzie, a senior official of Charles II who died in 1691. He earned his nickname for his zealous persecution of Presbyterians.

The court heard the crime was motivated by "immature and drunken bravado more than anything sinister". The boys were accused of stealing the unidentified skull, using it "like a glove puppet" and then throwing it away.

Sir George "Bloody" MacKenzie

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The Basic Laws of Human Stupidity

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Four-month-old Golden Retreiver Quaker relaxes with her handler Jeannie Fleming-Gifford at the Working Dog Weekend festivities at Lake Farmpark in Kirtland, Ohio on Saturday, April 24, 2004. Quaker is being raised to be a seeing eye dog and will be sent to Guiding Eyes For The Blind for training once she reaches 16-18 months in age.
Photo by Amy Sancetta

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