Bartcop Entertainment - Saturday, 29 May, 2004

Saturday

29 May, 2004

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'TBH Politoons'

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Thanks, again, Tim!

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Part 1

Re: Cat With Hands

Hi.

I saw "The Cat with Hands" at the International Animation Festival in Annecy, France a couple of years ago. IT MADE MY BLOOD RUN COLD. Nobody in the audience was prepared for how beautifully terrifying it was, and a few hundred people were totally freaked out. It turned pants into litter boxes. Brilliant!

When I saw it mentioned on BartCopE!, I Googled it and found various sources for it...so just Google it up and don't watch it alone.

Love!
...Blaine Capatch

ps: For some reason, I feel compelled to tell you I was the host of "Beat the Geeks" on Comedy Central.

pps: Hi, Mr. Ashcroft!



Thanks, Blaine!
When I googled, kept coming across interesting tangents to follow, ended up pissing away a couple of hours & forgot all about the video.
Still, it was time well-spent.

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Part 2

Re: Cat With Hands

Here ya go!

It is so deliciously creepy!

I had to install quicktime to see it (doh!) glad my "kid" came to visit!

Cat With Hands @ Milk And Cookies



Laura in Tx


Thanks, Laura!

And here's a short cut directly to the download -

Cat With Hands



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from Mark

Another Bumpersticker

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Be Afraid - Be Very Afraid

Humor Gazette

U.S. at risk of attack by giant pterodactyl


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Paul Berenson

Another Side of the News

Assembly Democrats are standing up to Ahhnuld on UC and Cal State admissions...FINALLY! They say they won't pass a budget that eliminates qualified Freshmen.

Meanwhile, in Iraq the UK Guardian reports that Gen. Sanchez witnessed the torture at Abu Ghraib. A former Guantanamo prisoner alleges the same kind of abuse there, and Amnesty International accuses us of "gross human rights violations....." Is this what we've come to under Bush??!!??

Tune in to "Another Side of the News" with Paul Berenson, Saturdays 9am-10am PST on KCSB-FM 91.9 or listen on our webcast.

Your local phone calls are welcome at:
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If you're tired of the Limbaugh's, Fox News, Corporate Media, etc. and want to hear a Democrat with attitude, this is for you!

Join listeners and callers on the South Coast and across the nation listening on our webcast.

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International Man of Terror

Kissinger

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Selected Saturday Readings

from that Mad Cat, JD

DO YOU KNOW THE WAY TO SAN JOSE?

SHIT SPOTS AND OTHER ANNOYING PROBLEMS

THERE ARE SEVEN DAYS IN A WEEK

FASCIST CONSERVATIVE WILL FACE THE MUSIC

BUSH WHO?

CRISCO GOES CRAZY

THE SAD SUCKING SOUND

Mc RUMSFELDS ARMY

EARTH TO CHIMP. ARE YOU LISTENING?

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In The Chaos Household

Last Night

No sun today - heavily overcast - even looked like rain for a while.

Kept Jo, the (lucky) lizard, on the porch all day. He missed the sun, but still did his little happy dance when the load of fresh crickets were dumped in his terrarium.

Raspberries were on sale, so made a blueberry coffeecake using raspberries instead. Haven't had any complaints.



Tonight, Saturday:

CBS fills the night with the movie 'Ali'.

NBC fills the night with the movie 'Face/Off'.
'SNL' is a RERUN with Ben Affleck hosting, and music by N.E.R.D.

ABC has an NHL Stanley Cup Final filling prime time on the east coast. Left coast gets some local programming & then the movie 'Babe: Pig In The City'.

The WB fills the night with the movie 'American Flyers'.

Faux has the ususal 'Cops', 'Cops', and 'America's Most Wanted'.
On a RERUN 'MAD TV' are Margaret Cho and Macy Gray.

UPN here has baseball with the Diamondbacks still visiting the Doggers at Chavez Ravine.

A&E has 'City Confidential', 'American Justice', 'Cold Case Files', and another 'American Justice'.

AMC offers the movie 'In Harm's Way', followed by the movie 'Navy SEALS', then the movie 'The Boys In Company C'.

BBC  -   
 [6pm] 'My Hero - A Little Learning';
 [6:40pm] 'Absolutely Fabulous' - Morocco;
 [7:20pm] 'Keeping Up Appearances' - Episode 1;
 [8pm] 'House Invaders' - Episode 16;
 [8:30pm] 'House Invaders' - Episode 15;
 [9pm] 'House Doctor' - Episode 4;
 [9:30pm] 'The Life Laundry' - Theo Wayte: Rutland;
 [10pm] 'Location, Location, Location' - Brighton;
 [10:30pm] 'Location, Location, Location' - Bristol;
 [11pm] 'Trailer Park Boys' - Episode 1;
 [11:30pm] 'Velvet Soup' - Episode 1;
 [12am] 'House Doctor' - Episode 4;
 [12:30am] 'The Life Laundry' - Theo Wayte: Rutland;
 [1am] 'Location, Location, Location' - Brighton;
 [1:30am] 'Location, Location, Location' - Bristol;
 [2am] 'House Invaders' - Episode 16;
 [2:30am] 'House Invaders' - Episode 15;
 [3am] 'Trailer Park Boys' - Episode 1;
 [3:30am] 'Velvet Soup' - Episode 1;
 [4am] 'House Doctor' - Episode 4;
 [4:30am] 'The Life Laundry' - Theo Wayte: Rutland;
 [5am] 'Location, Location, Location' - Brighton;
 [5:30am] 'Location, Location, Location' - Bristol;
 [6am] 'BBC World News'.    (ALL TIMES EDT)

Bravo has 'Queer Eye', followed by the movie 'Reservoir Dogs', then the movie 'Jaws'.

Comedy Central has 'MAD TV', 'World Comedy Tour', an hourlong 'Insomniac' (highlights of 4th & 5th seasons), then another hourlong 'Insomniac' (Dave tours the South).

History has Highway Hideouts: Roadside Attractions', 'Making A Buck', 'Mail Call', and 'Godfathers'.

IFC  -   
 [6AM] 'The Way Of The Gun' (2000);
 [8AM] 'Sword Of Doom';
 [10:15AM] 'Man of the Century' (1999);
 [12:15PM] 'In The Bathtub Of the World' (2001);
 [1:45PM] 'Sword Of Doom';
 [4PM] 'Man of the Century' (1999);
 [5:30PM] 'In The Bathtub Of the World' (2001);
 [7PM] 'At The Angelika 84' (2004);
 [7:30PM] 'Dinner For Five 31' (2003);
 [8PM] 'Session 9' (2001);
 [9:45PM] 'The Last Seduction' (1994);
 [11:45PM] 'Bully' (2001);
 [1:45AM] 'Session 9' (2001);
 [3:30AM] 'Bully' (2001);
 [5:30AM] Short: Bet'.    (ALL TIMES EDT)

SciFi has the movie 'Sabretooth', followed by the movie 'Deep Shock'.

Sundance  -   
 [5:20AM] 'Gerry' (Feature);
 [7:05AM] 'Cul de Sac: A Suburban War Story' (Documentary);
 [8:05AM] 'DECASIA' (Feature);
 [9:15AM] 'The Hill' (Short);
 [9:30AM] 'Modern Romance' (Feature);
 [11:05AM] 'Something Close to Heaven' (Short);
 [11:30AM] 'Anatomy of a Scene: Stander' (Original Production);
 [12PM] 'Elling' (Feature);
 [1:30PM] 'My Left Breast' (Documentary);
 [2:30PM] 'Crane World' (Mundo Grua) (Feature);
 [4PM] 'Scotland, PA.' (Feature);
 [5:50PM] 'Father And Daughter' (Short);
 [6PM] 'Cul de Sac: A Suburban War Story' (Documentary);
 [7PM] 'The Truth About Tully' (Feature);
 [9PM] 'Train Of Life' (World Cinema);
 [10:45PM] 'Anatomy of a Scene: Stander' (Original Production);
 [11:15PM] 'Kiss of Life' (Feature);
 [12:45AM] 'Bamboleho' (Short);
 [1AM] 'American Eunuchs' (Documentary);
 [2:15AM] 'Whole' (Documentary);
 [3:15AM] 'The Happiness of The Katakuris' (Feature);
 [5:10AM] 'Scotland, PA.' (Feature).    (ALL TIMES EDT)

TCM:
 [6am]    'Command Decision' (1948);
 [8am]    'The Stranger' (1946);
 [10am]    'They Died With Their Boots On' (1941);
 [12:30pm]    'Dive Bomber' (1941);
 [3pm]    'Sergeant York' (1941);
 [5:30pm]    'Objective, Burma!' (1945);
 [8pm]    'The Red Badge Of Courage' (1951);
 [9:15 pm]    'The Horse Soldiers' (1959);
 [11:30 pm]    'Back To Bataan' (1945);
 [1:15 am]    'Task Force' (1949);
 [3:30 am]    'Pride Of The Marines' (1945)
 [5:30 am]    'MGM Parade Show #24' (1955).    (ALL TIMES EDT)


Sunday  -  05/30

TCM:
 [6am]    'Above And Beyond' (1952);
 [8:30am]    'Verboten!' (1959);
 [10am]    'Stage Door Canteen' (1943);
 [12:30pm]    'To Hell And Back' (1955);
 [2:30pm]    'Torpedo Run' (1958);
 [4:15pm]    'Run Silent, Run Deep' (1958);
 [6pm]    'The Red Badge Of Courage' (1951);
 [8pm]    'Betrayed' (1954);
 [10pm]    'Flying Leathernecks' (1951);
 [12am]    'The Big Parade' (1925) SILENT ;
 [2:15am]    'Beachhead' (1954);
 [4am]    'The Gallant Hours' (1959).    (ALL TIMES EDT)



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Actor Jack Palance (R) signs an autograph for war veteran Charles J. Gyecsek of New Jersey, on the National Mall during a WWII Reunion in Washington, May 28, 2004. The WWII memorial will be dedicated on May 29 to honor U.S. servicemen from World War II, including the the more than 400,000 who died and millions who supported the war effort from home.
Photo by Molly Riley

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The Information One-Stop

Moose & Squirrel

Moose & Squirrel Information One-Stop

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Bopbush Inflatable Bush doll

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Buy 'Fahrenheit 9/11' from Disney

Harvey & Bob Weinstein

Miramax film studio founders Harvey and Bob Weinstein have personally acquired rights to Michael Moore's documentary "Fahrenheit 9/11" from Walt Disney Co., after Disney, which owns Miramax, declined to distribute it, Disney said on Friday.

Miramax had funded the film but Disney said it was too politically charged for the family-friendly company.

After more than a week of talks, the Weinsteins have bought rights to the film, estimated to have cost about $6 million, and will arrange for its theatrical and home video distribution.

Harvey & Bob Weinstein

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get Bush out of office

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Gregory Peck's original script with his notations from the movie 'To Kill a Mockingbird,' along with a photo showing Peck as Atticus Finch studying the script with Mary Badham, who played Scout Finch, is displayed Friday, May 28, 2004, in Chicago. The display is part of a $2.6 million exhibit called 'Action! An Adventure in Moviemaking,' at the Museum of Science and Industry that opened Friday.
Photo by M. Spencer Green

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Art of the First World War

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Scholars Lecture on Show

'Buffy'

It's tough for scholars to be taken seriously when their subject is a TV show about a California blonde fighting evil in a high school built on a gateway to hell. Particularly when the title is as campy as "Buffy the Vampire Slayer."

But enough professors and writers study the comedic drama and its spinoff, "Angel," to hold a deadly serious academic conference this weekend attracting more than 325 people.

Buffyologists from as far away as Singapore were presenting 190 papers on topics ranging from "slayer slang" to "postmodern reflections on the culture of consumption" to "Buffy and the new American Buddhism."

College courses across the globe are devoted to the show, which was canceled last year, and secondary schools in Australia and New Zealand also provide Buffy classes.

For the rest, 'Buffy'

Slayage, the Online International Journal of Buffy Studies

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Rolling Thunder®

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In The Kitchen With BartCop & Friends

bartcook

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A Visit To Old Los Angeles

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Baby News

Zahra Savannah Rock

Comedian Chris Rock and his wife, Malaak, added another one to the brood, welcoming the arrival of a bouncing baby girl on May 22, his publicist, Matt Labov, confirmed.

The tyke, named Zahra Savannah, weighed in at 6 pounds, 7 ounces. The couple have another daughter, 22-month-old Lola.

Zahra Savannah Rock

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Congress Cooks

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The skyline sits silhouetted as the sun sets looking down 34th street in New York May 28, 2004. May 28th in Manhattan serves as one of only two days in the year when the Sun sets in exact alignment with the Manhattan grid, fully illuminating every single cross-street for the last fifteen minutes of daylight. The other day is July 11th. Because Manhattan is so small (13 miles long) compared with Earth's distance to the Sun (about 93 million miles), the Sun's rays are essentially parallel by the time they reach Manhattan, allowing the Sun to be seen on all cross streets simultaneously, provided you have a clear view to the New Jersey horizon.
Photo by Shannon Stapleton

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The Hipster Handbook

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'Rock in Rio-Lisbon'

Paul McCartney

Former Beatle Paul McCartney will kick off a major six-day music festival in the Portuguese capital later which will feature over 70 acts, including pop princess Britney Spears, British singer Sting and hard rock band Metallica.

McCartney is scheduled to take the stage at 10:00 p.m. (21OO GMT) in what will be the pop legend's first ever performance on Portuguese soil.

Billed as one of the biggest music festivals in the world, "Rock in Rio-Lisbon" will feature over 120 hours of music performed on three stages over two weekends, May 28-30 and again June 4-6.

Festival organisers say they will donate between two and five percent of ticket sales to charities that support needy children.

Paul McCartney

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A Girl's Guide to Geek Guys

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Formerly 'The Vidiot'

pissed

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Math History Topics

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Offers Berg Interview to Family

Michael Moore

Documentary filmmaker Michael Moore interviewed Nick Berg, the American contractor beheaded in Iraq, for his latest film and has offered to show the footage to Berg's family before he would release it, a family spokesman said on Friday.

The clip was made during the filming of "Fahrenheit 9/11," Moore's new movie attacking the Bush administration, which won this year's Palme d'Or, the top prize at the Cannes Film Festival.

The contents of the interview were unknown, as was the date it was made. Moore's office did not say why it was not used in the film.

Michael Moore

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Speed Racer

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Actor Morgan Freeman prepares to drive the 2004 Chevrolet Corvette Indianapolis 500 Pace car at the Indianapolis Motor Speedway, Friday, May 28, 2004 in Indianapolis, Ind. Freeman will drive the pace car to start the 88th running of the Indianapolis 500 on Sunday.
Photo by Michael Conroy

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You Send It

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Must Pay $177,000

Barbra Streisand

Barbra Streisand must pay $177,000 in legal fees incurred by an amateur photographer who fended off a $10 million lawsuit over aerial photographs he took showing her Malibu estate.

Streisand's lawsuit against retired software entrepreneur Kenneth Adelman claimed the photos showed details of her estate that can't be seen from the street. She alleged they could increase a problem she already has with stalkers.

Adelman said he posted the photos as part of his scientific research on coastline conservation. He has posted more than 12,000 photos on his California Coastal Records Project Web site.

Superior Court Judge Allan J. Goodman ordered Streisand to pay Adelman's lawyer fees when the judge dismissed the lawsuit in December.

Barbra Streisand

www.californiacoastline.org

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Fast Facts

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Remarks Taken 'Out Of Context'

Gene Simmons

Kiss bassist Gene Simmons, who sparked outrage in Australia after making comments seen as anti-Muslim, said he was speaking only of "extremists" and that his remarks were taken out of context.

Simmons sparked outrage when Kiss toured Australia earlier this month with comments seen as attacking Islam.

"This is a vile culture and if you think for a second that it's willing to just live in the sands of God's armpit you've got another thing coming," Simmons said during an interview on Melbourne's 3AW radio. "They want to come and live right where you live and they think that you're evil."

Gene Simmons

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the 23 enigma

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A depiction of the ancient Greek god Zeus is portrayed on the Aetna Tetradrachm, the worlds most valuable coin, in a press presentation in the Israeli Museum, Jerusalem, Wednesday, May 26, 2004. The coin, which dates from the mid-fifth century BCE, is thought to be the masterwork of 'The Master of Aetna', one of the finest die-engravers of all time.
Photo by Oded Balilty

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Site 73

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Met Features Masterpieces

Caravaggio

Christ's right hand appears to float above the supper table, his plump face cast downward in a blessing; a pilgrim thrusts his arms outward, fingers trembling in religious awe.

"Supper at Emmaus," a boundary-breaking oil from 1601 depicting a biblical scene using temporal models, is the culminating work of "Painters of Reality, The Legacy of Leonardo and Caravaggio in Lombardy." The survey of the north Italian school opened Thursday at the Metropolitan Museum of Art.

The exhibition encompasses more than 80 paintings and 40 drawings from the late 15th century to the 18th century, documenting the Lombard School's emphasis on portraying the natural world with more realism than what is found in much of mannerist Italian Renaissance art.

Notable Lombard artists in the show include Lorenzo Lotto, Giovanni Girolamo Savoldo, Giacomo Ceruti, Moretto da Brescia, Giuseppe Arcimboldi, and women artists Sofonisba Anguissola and Fede Galizia.

Caravaggio is the true star, with six oils on display.

For more, Caravaggio

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The Zen Garden

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The 'Other' Woman

Chicken

A 50-year-old Zambian man has hanged himself after his wife found him having sex with a hen, police said Friday.

The woman caught him in the act when she rushed into their house to investigate a noise.

"He attempted to kill her but she managed to escape," a police spokesman said.

The hen was slaughtered after the incident.

Chicken

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Troy's Top 10 Celebrity Nip Slips

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Two of four peregrine chicks squack after being banded in the penthouse suite in the Hilton Casino in Atlantic City, N.J., Friday, May 28, 2004. The nest atop the Hilton Casino has been a prime spot for nesting of these rare birds, allowing biologists to track them.
Photo by Mary Godleski

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George W. Bush for President 2004

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Who served?

The Chickenhawk Database

Congressional Members with Military Service

Who Died and Made You President? :: The Bean Magazine

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