Bartcop Entertainment - Monday, 7 July, 2003

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7 July, 2003

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Baron Dave Romm

The Knights Templar

By Baron Dave Romm



The Knights Templar

200 years of power... and maybe more

There has been a lot written about the Knights Templar, some of it probably true. What follows is a brief overview from a variety of sources.

Friday, October 13, 1307 AD. The minions of Philippe IV of France opened secret orders and raided the Order of the Poor Knights of Christ and the Temple of Solomon arresting anyone they found on charges of heresy. Philippe had murdered at least one Pope (and was about to bring the papacy to Avignon, splitting the church further) and could count on papal support. The Knights Templar were perhaps the most powerful and richest institution in Christiandom, after the Pope, and he wanted to steal their money and their power. He didn't get it.

What became of most of the Knights Templar that unlucky Friday the 13th (often considered the reason why the date has that reputation), is unknown. Despite Philippe's secrecy, his intentions were discerned by the Knights and most of them fled. Along with their money and their fleet. To this day, we don't know what happened to the powerful fleet and the chronicles of the crusader knights remain unwritten. Their legacy seems to include (and/or be claimed by) a free Scotland, the voyages of Christopher Columbus, Northern Ireland, CIA Director William Casey, the Masons, pirate ships and at least the name of George W. Bush's Yale fraternity the Skull and Bones.

The problem for the Knights Templar was that they didn't have any official reason for being around anymore. They were part of the crusades and after the fall of Acre in 1291 AD to the Saracens the remnants of their claim to the Temple of Solomon (or what was left of it) was not in their hands anymore.

Nine knights showed up in Jerusalem one day in 1118, which marks their official entrance on the world stage though they seem to have gotten started a few years earlier. Contemporary reports don't mention them for a number of years as their power and influence grow. They were a miltary monastic religious order. Brave, chaste and disciplined in battle. Think Knights of the Round Table: The Holy Grail legend seems to have something to do with the Templars (perhaps coding Celtic and/or Cathar thought into a nominally Christian saga). They controlled the route to the holy land for pilgrims and owned land throughout Europe. The Knights Templar were a really big deal. When Richard the Lionhearted left England (as in the Robin Hood legends), he did so on a Templar ship. When King John (also of Robin Hood fame) was forced to sign the Magna Carta, the head of the English Templars was by his side as a signatory.

To quote The Temple and the Lodge (pp54-55), "The Order of the Temple was officially dissolved by Papal decree on March 1312, without a definitive verdict of guilt of innocence ever being pronounced. In France, hoever, the knightes were to be harried for another two years. Finally, in March 1314, Jacques de Molay, the Grand Master, and Geoffroid de Charnay, the Preceptor of Normandy, were roasted to death over a slow fire on the Ile de le Cite in the Seine. A plaque on the site commemorates the event." Sometimes the date of the dissolution is given in 1310 or even 11, but the exact dates don't mean much to the Inquisition or to Philippe, who had thrown the Jews out of France and murdered, bullied and moved several popes to steal land, money and power. France had a history of such atrocities. In 1209 AD, armies decended on the Languedoc (in what is now Southern France) to commit genocide against the Cathars in the Albigensian Crusade. It's this slaughter where the phrase, "Kill them all. God will recognize His own." come from. One can see why the Templars would want to go to places where papal decrees meant little, like the beleagued Scotland led by the excommunicated Robert the Bruce, or Germany (where the Teutonic Knights got their revenge on the pope a few hundred years later by supporting Martin Luther) or Portugal (see below).

Knights of that era were like tanks today. Powerful in battle, unstoppable except by another knight and requiring a great deal of logistical support. Just a few knights could turn the battle, and often did. Even among knights, the Templars were viewed with fear and awe: They never surrended, were never ransomed, fought to the death, and wouldn't retreat until the odds were worse than three to one. They were a religious order, comparable to the Islamic Hashashin (aka the Assassins), under their own version of the Christian cross: Blood red with arms of equal length. They were honored for their piety and their vows, though their power and growing numbers seem to have stained their reputation, or at least caused a lot of jealousy.

They, and the Knights Hospitaller (Knights of the Hospital, originally set up a few years before the appearance of the Templars to care for wounded pilgrims. The Hospitallers were based on Malta, and are sort of the background to the Maltese Falcon. William Casey, the head of the CIA who died before Reagan's scandals hit the newspapers and so was blamed for Iran-Contra, was a Hospitaller.) controlled perhaps half the fighting forces in the Holy Land and were exempt from certain taxes for shipping cotton. No one messed with the fleet. It was large and powerful with bases along the coasts and controlling river headways from Germany through Italy, including England and Ireland.

None of the ships stationed in France were ever captured. While most seem to have escaped to Scotland, it's quite possible that some simple left to be on their own. It's interesting that the popular conception of the pirate flag, the Jolly Roger, is a Templar symbol. (Although the Skull and Crossbones was unlikely to have been the flag actually used much, if at all. The pirates, once they were close enough, hoisted a "joile rouge" (red flag) to panic the ship into surrendering.

But whatever became of the Templar fleet, there's no question that their navigation skills (honed by bringing pilgrims from Europe to Jerusalem while being harried by Muslims) changed the world. Again from The Temple and the Lodge: "In Portugal, the Templars were cleared by an inquiry and simply modified their name, becomeing the Knights of Christ. They survived under this title well into the sixteenth century, their maritime explorations leaving an indelible mark on history. (Vasco da Gama was a Knight of Christ; Prince Henry the Navigator was a Grand Master of the Order. Ships of the Knights of Christ sailed under the Templar's familiar red patte cross. And it was under the same cross that Columbus's three caravels crossed the Atlantic to the New World. Columbus himself was married to the daughter of a former Grand Master of the Order, and had access to his father-in-laws charts and diaries.)"Fleeing to Scotland, they played an important part in the Battle of Bannockburn, one of the most important battles in European history, supporting Robert the Bruce and freeing Scotland from English rule. Not only did Templar support help a free Scotland, Bruce's heirs the Stuarts continued to play an important part in British Isle history. The ruckus in Northern Ireland today is part of that continuing conflict between religions and political power. (It's worth mentioning that the Templar's part in Bannockburn is disputed, since they weren't mentioned at the time. On the other hand, the Templars were declared by the pope to rogue heretics, and even though that didn't have any official power in Scotland it's easy to see why they'd want to keep a low profile. On the other hand, the circumstantial evidence is pretty convincing; were were at least some Templars in Scotland and known to be friendly to Robert Bruce, and even a few well trained Templars would have been critical in leading the charge that turned the battle. On the other hand... oh, never mind.)

The mystique of the Templars wouldn't be complete without a curse or two. This site says succinctly: "Legend says as the flames grew higher, Jacques de Molay shouted a curse on Philip of France and Pope Clement V to meet him before the throne of God to answer for their crimes. They both joined him in death within the year." This mystique continues up to the recent move The Matrix: Reloaded. One of the characters is The Merovingian. (The two best named characters were the Merovingian and Persephone. If you know the history/legends behind the names, their characters were exactly on point.)

The Masons claim descendency from the Knights Templar. While their precise relationship has been called into question, the Masons clearly inherited (or reclaimed) much of the Templar code. Are the Masons some part of a deep dark conspiracy or are they just an old boy network using a bunch of old rituals? I won't get into that, though personally I think they're much, much closer to the latter than the former.

The fun part about the Templars is that they are connected to so many other organizations and people. They were big, powerful and rich... and don't officially exist anymore and their hasn't been anyone to answer questions with authority for hundres of years. Were their leaders descended from King David through Jesus? Were they Cathars, or at least had much Cathar thought in their symbolism? Does the King Arthur legend really contain much Templar symbolism and is the search for the Holy Grail really about finding the descendant of King David and not about some cup? Seems likely... if you read The Holy Blood and the Holy Grail. One of the great controversial books of our time, and loads of fun if you read it (and the others in the series, including the aforementioned Temple and the Lodge) with a certain grain of salt. (There's a moderately good synopsis here.)

Of course, like any good conspiracy theory, things get scary if you connect the dots using a very soft pencil. If (and this is a big if) George W's Skull and Bones Society is somehow connected to the Crusaders and if (and this is a smaller if but still speculative) the real reason we are screwing around in the Middle East is to ensure Jerusalem is in God's (ie our) hands for the Second Coming and if (and this isn't particularly iffy) the conservative extremists holding the Republicans hostage think they are doing God's work and don't give a fig about anything else including the Constitution... well, you can come up with your own dots and your own connections. Personally, I think the evil in the Bush administration feeds off but isn't directly connected to the religious fanatacism of the far right. Politics always trumps religion: Immediate personal gain is a greater motivator than the interpretation of God's will.

If the panel I'm moderating at Convergence about the Knights Templar in Fact and Fiction generates interesting leads I'll jot down notes and point you to some of the good stuff.

Some online resources (often Masonic sites):

Baron Dave Romm is a conceptual artist and a noble of Ladonia with a radio show, a very weird CD collection and an ever growing list of political links. He reviews things at random for obscure web sites. You can read all his music recommendations from Bartcop-E here, and you can hear the last two Shockwave broadcasts in Real Audio here (scroll down to Shockwave). Thanks to everyone who has sent me music to play on the air, and I'm collecting extra-weird stuff for a possible CD compilation.



~~ Baron Dave Romm

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Reader Suggestion

'Dr Poo'

For those familiar with the UK BBC TV series Dr Who, and especially for those familiar with Tom Baker playing the Doctor, this is very, very funny (if you can cope with adult language and toilet humour).

Sadly, for Windows users it is only available as a self-contained flash animation + player which you have to download onto your computer and run from there. Those without up-to-date virus scanners should consider very carefully whether or not they should do that. I personally believe this is free of viruses but you should not take my word for it even though to my knowledge this animation has been on the site for at least a year.

Those who wish to risk it should try http://www.viz.co.uk/poo/docpoo1.exe  (Windows users), or http://www.viz.co.uk/poo/docpoo1.hqx   (Mac users).

Brian dF


Thanks, Brian!

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Selected Readings

from that Mad Cat, JD

LYING ABOUT BLOW JOBS DOESN'T KILL AMERICAN SOLDIERS

GOD BLESS AMERICANS

OK, WE'LL CALL IT CRAWFORD TEXAS

GET REAL CHIMP BOY

MUSSOLINI WOULD BE PROUD

MILLER IS BUSH LEAGUE

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The Wall Street Poet

The Coalition Of The Willing Occupation Poem

The Coalition Of The Willing Occupation Poem

To whip Saddam took lots of help,
A willing coalition,
And now these folks are hot to join
Our occupation mission.

Albania is sending troops
Three hundred soldiers strong,
When guys like this take up your cause
You know you can¹t be wrong.

There¹s Poland and Slovakia
New Europe¹s best - we got 'em;
For many years, it now turns out,
They ached to topple Saddam.

So what if snitzy Paris pols
Still won't say they are for us,
A company of fighting men
Is coming from Honduras.

Of allies, we've a growing list
The kind you can¹t ignore,
There's Denmark, Spain and Bangladesh,
There's bold El Salvador.

We'll give Iraq democracy
We'll do it in a hurry;
With helpers like the ones we got
I ask you: What¹s to worry?

© 2003
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In The Chaos Household

Last Night

While still warm, it's not as bad as it could be.

Makes a big difference when dinner is incinerated on the grill (as opposed to in/on the stove).

My pal Marian, the teacher, will be leaving soon for her annual pilgrammage to Philly, and follow it with a cruise to Nordic waters. Skoal.



Tonight, Monday, CBS opens the night with a RERUN 'Yes, Dear', followed by a RERUN 'Still Standing', then a RERUN 'Raymond', followed by a RERUN 'King Of Queens', and then a RERUN 'CSI: Miami'.
On a RERUN Dave are Bruce Willis and champion poker player Chris Moneymaker.   (RERUNs all week)
On a RERUN Craiggers are Cybill Shepherd, Dave Grohl, and Foo Fighters.    (RERUNs all week)

NBC starts the night with a RERUN 'Fear Factor', then the Season Finale of 'For Lu$t Or Money'.
Scheduled on a FRESH Jay are Sally Field and Monica.
On a RERUN Conan are Tom Brokaw, Rachel Dratch, and Supergrass.   (FRESH the rest of the week)
Scheduled on a FRESH Carson Daly are Erika Christensen, and Ludacris.

ABC begins the evening with a RERUN 'George Lopez', followed by another RERUN 'George Lopez', then still another RERUN 'George Lopez', followed by yet another RERUN 'George Lopez', and then a FRESH 'Primetime Special Edition' (that's really the title).
Scheduled on a FRESH Jimmy Kimmel are "America's Next Top Model" contestant Elyse Sewell and Shia LaBeouf, with this week's guest co-host Zach Galifianakis.

The WB offers a RERUN '7th Heaven', followed by a RERUN 'Everwood'.

Faux has a FRESH 'Anything For Lu$t', followed by another FRESH 'Anything For Lu$t', then a FRESH 'Paracite Hotel'.

UPN here has baseball with Rupert's Doggers visiting in San Diego.

A&E has 'Biography' (this week, it's superheroes - tonight, Batman), then 'Cold Case Files', and 'City Confidential'.

AMC offers the movie 'Alice', then the movie 'The Graduate', and the movie 'Charade'.

BBC  -    [7pm] 'Ground Force' - Bromley;    [7:30pm] 'Changing Rooms' - Leeds;    [8pm] 'Jonathan Creek' - The Omega Man;    [9pm] 'Red Cap' - H-Hour;    [10pm] 'Red Cap' - H-Hour;    [11pm] 'So Graham Norton' - Ivana Trump, Sonia Fitzpatrick;    [11:30pm] 'So Graham Norton' - Dan Akroyd;    [12am] 'Red Cap' - H-Hour;    [1am] 'Red Cap' - H-Hour;    [2am] 'Jonathan Creek' - The Omega Man;    [3am] 'So Graham Norton' - Ivana Trump, Sonia Fitzpatrick;    and    [3:30am] 'So Graham Norton' - Dan Akroyd.     (ALL TIMES EDT)

Bravo has 'Cirque du Soleil: Fire Within', followed by another 'Cirque du Soleil: Fire Within', and then the movie 'The Natural'.

On a RERUN Jon Stewart it's TBA.   (FRESH the rest of the week)

HBO showcases the humor of Larry David tonight with 2 episodes of 'Curb Your Enthusiasm', and then an hourlong special that'll bring back memories for 'Seinfeld' fans.

History has 'Modern Marvels', 'Mail Call From The Gulf', 'Nature Tech', and 'Comic Book Superheroes Unmasked'.

SciFi is all 'Stargate SG-1'.

TCM celebrates mysteries by day, a couple comedic westerns (both have memorable performances by Lee Marvin in the evening & 3 Spencer Tracy films to fill out the night.     -    [6am] 'D.O.A.' (1950);    [7:30am] 'Beyond A Reasonable Doubt' (1956);    [9am] 'The Glass Key' (1942);    [10:30am] 'Lady On A Train' (1945);    [12:30pm] 'The Lady Vanishes' (1938);    [2:30pm] 'Shadow Of The Thin Man' (1941);    [4:30pm] 'The Thin Man Goes Home' (1944);    [6:30pm] 'Song Of The Thin Man' (1947);    [8pm] 'Cat Ballou' (1965);    [10pm] 'Paint Your Wagon' (1970);    [1am] 'Bad Day At Black Rock' (1955);    [2:30am] '20,000 Years In Sing Sing' (1933);    and    [4am] 'Edward, My Son' (1949).     (ALL TIMES EDT)



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Britain's Prince of Wales meets performers, including Beyonce (C) and Meatloaf (R), following the annual 'Party in the Park' concert at Hyde Park in central London, July 6, 2003. More than 100,000 pop fans filled London's Hyde Park for the sixth annual event on Sunday in aid of the Prince of Wales' Trust, which raises money for charity.
Photo by Russell Boyce

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The Information One-Stop

Moose & Squirrel

Moose & Squirrel Information One-Stop

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Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?

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Sing for Prince's Trust

Beyonce & Shania

Beyonce Knowles, Shania Twain, Craig David and David Gray were among a host of singers who took to the stage in Hyde Park, central London, for an open-air concert Sunday to raise money for disadvantaged children.

More than 100,000 tickets were sold for the "Party in the Park," which is expected to raise more than $1.6 million for the Prince's Trust, the charity headed by Prince Charles.

Charles was guest of honor at the concert attended largely by teenagers. "Last year I gave him an option of not coming but he was absolutely insistent. He wants to come and people want him to come," said Tom Shebbeare, chief executive of the Prince's Trust. "He's the rocking prince."

Beyonce & Shania

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MIRACLES OF THE NEXT FIFTY YEARS

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Break Into Thousands of Web Sites

Hackers

A battle among hackers erupted on the Internet Sunday as some factions disrupted a loosely coordinated "contest" among other groups trying to vandalize thousands of Web sites around the world.

Unknown attackers for hours knocked offline an independent security Web site, zone-h.org, that was verifying reports of online vandalism and being used by hackers to tally points for the competition. U.S. government and private technology experts warned last week that such vandalism was likely.

Three such vigilante-style attacks forced the hacker organizer, who identified himself only as "Eleonora67," to extend the contest until 6 p.m. EDT Sunday. But with continued attacks disrupting the ability of vandals to claim credit for their break-ins, some experts said it could be later this week before damage from this weekend's hacking would be known.

Hackers

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Lightness Demonstrations

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British entrepreneur Sir Richard Branson successfully flies a full working replica of the Cayley Flyer at Brompton Dale, North Yorkshire, England, July 5, 2003. Branson undertook his piloting role on Saturday to celebrate the 150th anniversary of the first ever manned flight by the original Cayley Flyer which was designed by Sir George Cayley. He dressed as a coachman in period costume for the occasion as Cayley's coachman was the craft's reluctant pilot on the original attempt which also took place at the same site in Brompton Dale.
Photo by Howard Walker

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Godot, the Robot

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Defends Journalists

BBC

After a lengthy meeting on Sunday, BBC governors stepped into a row with the British government and said they backed their journalists' reporting that a government dossier into Iraq's weapons was doctored.

The spat erupted after the public broadcaster, citing an anonymous intelligence source, reported that Prime Minister Tony Blair's top aide "sexed up" intelligence to strengthen the case for war.

Governors of the BBC said on Sunday night they backed their journalists in the dispute, leaving little room for compromise between the two sides.

BBC

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The Fiasco Bros.

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In The Kitchen With BartCop & Friends

bartcook

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MY DOG SPOT

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Berkeley Breastfeeding Marathon

Got milk?

In a matter of weeks, more than 1,000 fierce female competitors, chapped sore from months of rigorous training, will engage in a battle to retain Berkeley's world-record status in an event so fulfilling, so titillating, so overrun with babies that if Dr. Spock were still alive this would probably kill him.

Indeed, it is time once again for the breastfeeding marathon, which last year drew a whopping 1,130 lactating ladies and their wee ones to the Berkeley Community Theater auditorium, putting Berkeley in the Guinness Book of World Records.

The free event is scheduled for 11:30 a.m. (the actual feeding will take place 12:30 p.m.) on Aug. 9. There will be a "breast fest" festival in Civic Center Park before, during and after the feeding time, with music, kids' activities and information on -- surprise -- breastfeeding.

The whole idea is to mark World Breastfeeding Week and promote the health benefits to both mother and child of raising free-range babies instead of the formulaic kind.

For the rest, Got milk?

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::: NaDa :::

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Muslim girls look over what is billed as the world's largest Quran while attending a Muslim Convention at the Pennsylvania Convention Center Sunday July 6, 2003 in Philadelphia. Thousands of Muslims ended a three day conference in Philadelphia which was aimed at promoting their civil rights which they feel have been threatened since the Sept. 11 terrorist attacks.
Photo by Douglas M. Bovitt

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George Washington's Dentures

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Turns Away Children

Missouri Theater

When Jennifer Garretson brought her 3-year-old son to the Cinemark Palace in Kansas City, she was shocked to be turned away.

Garretson was one of several parents who hadn't heard that as of July 4, children under 6 were no longer welcome at the movie theater — even if they were accompanied by their parents.

On Saturday, several young children carried signs protesting the theater's new policy, which also prohibits children between ages 6 and 16 unless they are accompanied by a parent.

Terrell Falk, spokeswoman for Dallas-based Cinemark USA, said the theater would no longer show movies rated G or PG. Instead, fliers in the lobby announced the theater will show "adult films, independent films and films geared toward adult audiences."

Missouri Theater

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Nipple Addition Surgery by Dr. Zizlesse

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Formerly 'The Vidiot'

pissed

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The Geek Test

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Star Magazine: Gaytona!

Jeff Gordon

News that the checkered flag has come down on NASCAR superstar Jeff Gordon's bitter divorce from his wife Brooke is driving his gay fans wild with lust!

Studies show that homosexuals are one of the fastest-growing fan bases on the motor-racing circuit -- and Gordon's followers seem to make up the largest chunk.

"Reporters and everybody kept asking me: 'Don't you have a girlfriend?'" admits Gordon. "Even Dale Earnhardt asked me if I was gay."

It didn't help that one of Jeff's earliest paint designs on his car was a rainbow -- the same symbol as the gay flag. His jumpsuit featured a rainbow design, too.

Gordon's popularity with the tres-chic speed-demon set is so huge that it has spawned a number of Internet websites for gay males devoted to the Indiana-born hot-rod hunk.

For the rest, Star Magazine: Gaytona!

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Ghostwriter

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The sun hangs in the sky above a small boat with a fluttering Palestinian flag which is floating along the coast off Gaza City, in the Mediterranean Sea, Sunday, July 6, 2003.
Photo by Efrem Lukatsky

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PS-HTTPD - a webserver written in Postscript!

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In Memory

Jeremy Little

An Australian television soundman working for NBC News died in a German hospital on Sunday a week after he was wounded in Iraq, the network reported.

A statement said freelancer Jeremy Little, 27, who was wounded while embedded with the U.S. Third Infantry Division in the town of Falluja, died "due to post-operative complications."

"Jeremy Little was a courageous journalist, working extremely hard in a dangerous war zone," NBC News President Neal Shapiro said. "He served bravely for NBC and we mourn his loss. Our thoughts and prayers are with his family."

Little, from Sydney, suffered serious internal injuries on June 29 when a rocket-propelled grenade hit the U.S. military vehicle he was traveling in.

He was flown to Landstuhl Regional Medical Center in Germany, where his injuries were initially thought not to be life-threatening.

His death followed the killing in Baghdad on Saturday of British freelance cameraman Richard Wild. Little is the 17th member of the media to die in Iraq since the U.S.-led invasion on March 20. Some of the deaths were accidental or from natural causes.

Jeremy Little

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Vicunas stehen am Dienstag dicht gedrängt im Pampa-Galera-Reservat im peruanischen Hochland von Ayacucho. Vicunas sind enge Verwandte der Alpacas und Lamas. Ihre Wolle gilt als die teuerste der Welt. Einmal im Jahr werden die Tiere zur "Chakku", zur traditionnellen Schur, zusammengetrieben.
Photo by Pilar Olivares

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'Ark of Darkness'

"The Ark of Darkness", a Political/Science-Fiction work, in tidy, weekly installments (and updated every Friday).



Chapter 13 - Waiting Room


'Ark of Darkness'


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This Friday

Chapter 14 - The Tower Of Lost Things




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Blog Day Afternoon

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The Iraq Page

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War News

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Who served?

The Chickenhawk Database

Congressional Members with Military Service

Who Died and Made You President? :: The Bean Magazine

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100 Most Banned Books

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