Bartcop Entertainment - Monday, 7 June, 2004

Monday

7 June, 2004

big hammer - bigger hammer

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Baron Dave Romm

Ronald Reagan 1911-2004

By Baron Dave Romm

Ronald Reagan 1911-2004

He died as he lived: In a lie

Ronald Wilson Reagan died as he lived: In a lie. As late as Saturday, the day of his death, his health was worsening but his office denied that his condition had changed. A sad end to a pitiful figure who was manipulated while he was supposed to lead.

Much of this column is repeated from earlier comments on Reagan and the cognitive dissonance necessary to consider him a good president. There is little new to say about a man who hasn't been all here since 1983.

Reagan started his career by pretending to be watching baseball games. He "announced" the game while reading merely reading the results from the wire. Child of an alcoholic father, Reagan developed an early gift for storytelling and acting. He was a first-rate radio announcer of Chicago Cubs games, getting only the bare outlines of the game from a ticker and relying on his imagination and storytelling gifts to flesh out the game. Once in 1934, during the ninth inning of a Cubs - St. Louis Cardinals game, the wire went dead. Reagan smoothly improvised a fictional play-by-play until the wire was restored.. Even as a young man, he wasn't all there. But he was good at faking it, and that's what matters to the GOP.

As his acting career stuck on the second level, his personal life reflected his lack of character. Reagan is our only divorced president (on the grounds of "mental cruelty"), forced to marry a pregnant Nancy in a shotgun wedding, was greatly influenced by astrology in events, senility by 1983, surrounded by corruption and incompetence and found guilty of "failing to meet presidential obligations" (bottom of link), and investigated for being a Communist in 1947. (This last link has been consigned to the vandemark archives, which are not always available.)

HUAC and the McCarthy-era witchhunts were remarkable for their failures. They didn't actually catch any major spies, and let the big ones get away. By relying on Reagan and co. instead of the intelligence community (ie the Bushes...), the witchhunts caught a bunch of people (mostly Jews) who had been to a communist party meeting or two in the 30s, or provided low-level information to the Soviet Union when we were allies fighting Hitler (the major knock on Alger Hiss, it seems). One of the great unasked questions of the 20th Century: If the Soviet Union was such a dictatorship, a top-heavy evil empire, why didn't it collapse after the death of Stalin? Franco's Spain quickly returned to sanity, Tito's Yugoslavia splintered almost immediately after his death, even Communist China has changed considerably after Mao's death. Why not Russia? The answer is not simple, but much of it has to do with the choices available at the time. Because the right-wingers were making life hell for innocent people, the US in the middle 50s was not a good alternative to the Soviet Union of the 50s. We had our own gulag. Why would anyone who loves freedom go after Frank Sinatra and Gene Kelly? The Communist Party and the Republican Party offered the same thing for anyone who didn't toe the party line: prison, loss of family, exile and/or death. We thought we had Freedom of Speech, but because of people like Reagan we didn't.

It's been long enough that history is starting to make judgment, and we can say that Reagan was not a good president. He campaigned for 16 years, since his Goldwater acceptance speech and won in 1980 on a balanced budget platform, yet the first thing he did was massively increase the deficit, and for wholly political reasons said his Budget Director. This is the biggest flip-flop in US political history, and it drove conservatives crazy. The corruption in his SAG term of office was reflected in massive corruption in his presidential terms (some attribution here and here and... Indeed, it's worse than reported, going so far as to terrorize church officials for their politics and having the CIA illegally infiltrate church sanctuaries. He didn't defeat "communism". The Soviet Union was less than a quarter the number of people that remain under communist regimes. The dissolution of the Soviet Union was a major victory for the people in Russia and the repressed states, but Reagan's sabre-rattling kept it alive several years after it was obviously dead. Star Wars not the reason: There was no increase in the Soviet Union's military spending in response to Reagan's build-up. He screwed up at Reykjavik, proposing a deal to completely eliminate US and Soviet nukes, then backing off when it looked like Gorby would accept. Credit should go to Carter for setting exactly the right policy with a selected arms build-up, in Afghanistan, and with Solidarity. As we've seen since, the Soviet Union wasn't much of an empire and most of the people in it aren't particularly evil. Perhaps if he hadn't fired the air traffic controllers, there would have been more experienced people who would raise the alarm faster on 9/11.

The right wing likes to say they're "resolute" with "absolute morals", but all this means is that they plow ahead even if their policies are disaster. They steadfastly refuse to admit that they were wrong, sort of like Nero fiddling while Rome burned. Reagan and co. trained and funded what became the Taliban and Al Queda because they were convinced "the enemy of our enemy is our friend". They were wrong. Deadly wrong. One of Reagan's legacies is the cowardly way he fled Lebanon after the terror bombing of our troops by Hezbollah, described as Reagan's worst moment. That weakness led to another of Reagan's legacies, 9/11.

The Reagan administration was one miserable failure after another. Stupid, corrupt and greedy. The inmates took over the asylum.

Still, one can't be the most powerful person in the world for eight years and not get something right, accidentally. He had two notable successes: Dr. C. Everett Koop and getting rid of the SS20s in Europe.

Dr. Coop was a controversial figure when nominated for Surgeon General in 1981. One of the evangelicals in Reagan's cabinet, he was an outspoken anti-abortionist. But he was a doctor first, and spoke on many public health issues. He attacked tobacco vigorously, calling for "A smoke free society by the year 2000". Reagan was slow off the mark on AIDS (as was most of the world). The conservatives desperately wanted another shot fired in their trumped-up "culture war", but Koop wanted to save lives more than preach. His 1986 report was "explicit, nonjudgmental, controversial and popular." Dr. Koop refused to let anything get in the way of saving lives, and told the truth too often for the Republicans. Poppy Bush refused to nominate him for Secretary of HHS, and he left public life to give lectures and educate the public.

The Cold War -- the war of nerves between the Soviet Union and the US -- ended with the Cuban Missile Crisis. We came all-too close to blowing up the world, but demonstrated that neither the US nor the USSR was quite that self-destructive. From then on, it was an arms race. The Soviet Union upped the stakes by shipping nuclear-tipped SS20 missiles into Eastern Europe. These missiles could take out London, Paris, etc... and not Washington, Dallas or LA. The stakes were now raised for a part of the world that thought it was under the US nuclear umbrella. NARO and Carter tried for an arms deal, but none was forthcoming. Reagan insisted that England, France and other countries host Pershing II cruise missiles as a counter. This met with tremendous resistance from people who didn't want to be targets in a nuclear exchange. Well, we here in the US didn't want to be the sole target, and the countries under our protection have to take some of the heat too. By spreading the danger of the Cold War arms race to our allies, they suddenly had to take the threat more seriously. On the flip side, the Communist counties in Eastern Europe were in much the same position. It's one thing to have Soviet troops use your rail lines in a potential attack. It's quite another to have your cities be targets for nukes. Carter laid the groundwork for splintering Eastern Europe from the Soviets by supporting Solidarity, and Reagan helped make sure they knew that they would be involved in a shooting war. I don't give Reagan credit for dissolving the Soviet Union, but I do give him credit for making the USSR's European allies (and our own) a bit more nervous about the kind of protection they could hope to have.

Reagan himself was more complex than his critics admit, but simpler than his rabid supporters try to slip by. The Reagan Administration is marked by a lack of Reagan. Deaver, Ailes, Watt, etc etc etc were running the country, and we haven't recovered from their corruption, extremism and stupidity. Abrupt betrayal of ideals when Reagan got into power left many conservatives clinging to the Republican party even though they espoused none of Reagan's new policies. Despite screwing things up in the first place, Reagan remains a Hero of the Revolution and is revered by conservatives for toppling the Soviet Union. All former presidents get a certain amount of honor after their death, no matter how bad they were, and Reagan is no exception. But please, none of this Mount Reagan garbage. He should be on the $3 bill.

I wonder if Nancy's astrologer predicted Ron's death...

Baron Dave Romm is a conceptual artist and a noble of Ladonia with a radio show, a very weird CD collection and an ever growing list of political links. He reviews things at random for obscure web sites. You can read all his music recommendations from Bartcop-E here.

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"Look at this: It's a Ronald Reagan pen. It has no point."
-- Mork and Mindy


Thanks (again), Baron Dave!

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Reader Request

New Site

Hello,

I have an anti-bush comedy site, www.thepeoplemustknow.com, and I hope you'll find the stories here to be funny and informational.

Here are the three most recent stories:

Patriot Act Parents - The war on terror has parents secretly searching rooms, confiscating porn, water pipes, and condoms, depriving kids of sleep, and "convincing" them to do homework.

Hooters Girl Believes Bush 100% - Bobby Jo Pinkerton believes Bush's story about an Iraq wedding massacre and that Hooters restaurants can bring peace to Iraq.

U.S. Plans Iraqi Prison/Summer Camp for Kids - New "Camp Redemption" will be both a military prison and a delightful summer camp for kids.

-bill


Thanks, Bill!

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from Mark

Another Bumpersticker

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Reader Comment

Re: Maya Deren

Hey, Marty,

If you haven't seen that Maya Deren film, don't miss it.

It's a real eye-opener.

Paul


Thanks, Paul!
The film is titled "In The Mirror Of Maya Deren," and it airs Wednesday, 06/09/04 at 6:45 AM & 5:35 PM;   Thursday, 06/17/04 at 6:15 AM & 4:15 PM;   Sunday, 06/20/04 at 2:00 AM   and Monday, 06/21/04 at 12:30 PM (EDT) on the Sundance Channel.
For a bit more about Maya Deren

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Selected Readings

from that Mad Cat, JD

THE PASSION OF THE RIGHT

B B FRANKEN-STEYN

IN SEARCH OF THE HOLY WMD

REICH FUHRER

THE WINDBAGS OF WAR

HERE COME THE NAZIS

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In The Chaos Household

Last Night

The morning overcast held on most of the afternoon.

Fred & Ed stopped by for dinner.

Stuffed, then grilled pork chops, baked a few potatoes, fixed some green beans, a couple of salads, and a blueberry coffeecake for dessert.

The kid is down to his last 4 days of the 5th grade.



Tonight, Monday:

CBS opens the night with a RERUN 'Yes, Dear', followed by a RERUN 'Still Standing', then a RERUN 'Raymond', followed by a RERUN '2½ Men', then a RERUN 'CSI: Miami'.
Scheduled on a FRESH Dave are Bill Murray and P.J. Harvey.
Scheduled on a FRESH Craiggers are Quentin Tarantino, Mary Tyler Moore, Charisma Carpenter, and Los Lobos.

NBC begins the night with a RERUN 'Fear Factor', followed by the SEASON PREMIERE of the vile 'For Lust Or $'.
Scheduled on a FRESH Leno are Jennifer Love Hewitt, Tim Russert, and the Calling.
On a RERUN Conan are Bob Costas, Brian Posehn, and Toby Lightman. (R)
On a RERUN Carson Daly (from 5/26/04) are Val Kilmer, Dennis Rodman, and Mobb Deep.

ABC fills the night with the musical 'South Pacific' (the Glenn Close version).
Scheduled on a FRESH Jimmy Kimmel are Brooke Burns and Zero 7.

The WB offers a RERUN '7th Heaven', followed by a FRESH 'The WBs Superstar USA'.

Faux fills the night with the movie 'American Pie 2'.

UPN has a RERUN 'The Parkers', followed by a RERUN 'Eve', then a RERUN 'Girlfriends', followed by a RERUN 'Half & Half'.

A&E has 'American Justice', 'Investigative Reports', a FRESH 'Family Plots', followed by another 'Family Plots', then the SERIES PREMIERE of 'Airline: Excess Baggage', followed by the SERIES PREMIERE 'Airline UK'.

AMC offers the movie 'Marathon Man', followed by the movie 'The Presidio', then the movie 'A Kiss Before Dying'.

BBC  -   
[2pm] 'The Vicar of Dibley' - Animals;     [2:40pm] 'Are You Being Served?' - Cold Comfort;     [3:20pm] 'Keeping Up Appearances' - Episode 5;     [4pm] 'The Saint' - Legacy For the Saint;     [5pm] 'The Weakest Link' - Episode 8;     [6pm] 'BBC World News';     [6:30pm] 'Cash in the Attic' - Walters;     [7pm] 'House Invaders' - Draycott;     [7:30pm] 'Changing Rooms' - Newcastle;     [8pm] 'Jonathan Creek' - The Coonskin Cap;     [9pm] 'The Vice' - Episode 1;     [10:30pm] 'Mapping Murder' - Home Is Where The Heart Is;     [11pm] 'Jonathan Creek - The Coonskin Cap;     [12am] 'The Vice' - Episode 1;     [1:30am] 'Mapping Murder' - Home Is Where The Heart Is;     [2am] 'House Invaders' - Draycott;     [2:30am] 'Changing Rooms' - Newcastle;     [3am] 'Jonathan Creek' - The Coonskin Cap;     [4am] 'The Vice' - Episode 1;     [5:30am] 'Mapping Murder - Home Is Where The Heart Is;     [6am] 'BBC World News'.    (ALL TIMES EDT)

Bravo has 'West Wing', followed by the movie 'La Bamba', then 'Queer Eye'.

Comedy Central has the movie 'Wet Hot American Summer', 'South Park', 'Reno 911!', and another 'Reno 911!'.
Scheduled on a FRESH Jon Stewart is Donna Brazile.

History has 'Modern Marvels', 'Mail Call', 'Band of Brothers' (part 7), and 'Investigating History'.

IFC  -   
[6AM] 'Heavenly Creatures' (1994);     [7:45AM] 'IFC In Theaters';     [8AM] 'IFC Short Film Collection I';     [10AM] 'In The Bathtub Of the World' (2001);     [11:30AM] 'At The Angelika #85' (2004);     [12PM] 'The Plague' (1992);     [1:45PM] Short: 'Ghost Of F. Scott Fitzgerald' (2002);     [2PM] 'Running With The Bulls' (2002);     [3PM] 'A Brief History Of Errol Morris' (1999);     [4PM] 'In The Bathtub Of the World' (2001);     [5:30PM] 'At The Angelika #85' (2004);     [6PM] 'The Plague' (1992);     [7:45PM] IFC In Theaters';     [8PM] 'Dinner For Five #36' (2004);     [8:30PM] 'Rocked With Gina Gershon - Episode #3' (2004);     [9PM] 'At The Angelika #85' (2004);     [9:30PM] 'Sexy Beast' (2001);     [11PM] 'Dinner For Five #36' (2004);     [11:30PM] 'Rocked With Gina Gershon - Episode #3' (2004);     [12AM] 'A Profile For Murder' (1996);     [1:45AM] 'Bloody Angels' (1998);     [3:30AM] 'Sexy Beast' (2001);     [5AM] 'Baad Asssss Cinema' (2003).    (ALL TIMES EDT)

SciFi has 'Stargate SG-1', another 'Stargate SG-1', and the SERIES PREMIERE of '5ive Days To Midnight' (part 1 of 4).

Sundance  -   
[6:30AM] 'Trembling Before G-d' (Documentary);     [8AM] 'Big Eden' (Feature);     [10AM] 'Rififi' (Feature);     [12PM] 'Catching Out' (Documentary);     [1:25PM] 'Breathing Lessons: The Life and Work of Mark O'Brien' (Documentary);     [2PM] '14 Million Dreams' (Documentary);     [3PM] 'The Turandot Project' (Feature);     [4:30PM] 'Abused and Catholic' (Documentary);     [5:30PM] 'Trembling Before G-d' (Documentary);     [7PM] 'Cunnamulla' (Documentary);     [8:30PM] 'Anatomy of a Scene: The Door in the Floor' (Original Production);     [9PM] 'Garden' (Documentary);     [10:30PM] 'Terminal Bar' (Feature);     [11PM] 'American Fabulous' (Documentary);     [1:30AM] 'Bittersweet Motel' (Documentary);     [3AM] 'Wigstock: The Movie' (Documentary);     [4:30AM] 'Saturn's Return' (Short);     [5:30AM] 'Bollywood Bound' (Documentary).    (ALL TIMES EDT)

TCM starts the morning with 4 films directed by Richard Thorpe, followed by an afternoon-long tribute to the pride of Steubenville, Ohio, Dean Martin, who was born on this day in 1917.
The evening celebrates one of America's most under-appreciated actors, the fabulous Bruce Dern (who celebrated his 68th birthday last Friday), with 5 films, including one of my favorites, 'Smile' (1975).
 [6am]    'Last Of The Pagans' (1935);
 [7:15am]    'Dangerous Number' (1937);
 [8:30am]    'Love Is A Headache' (1938);
 [9:45am]    'Man-Proof' (1938);

 [11am]    'Ten Thousand Bedrooms' (1957);
 [1pm]    'Some Came Running' (1958);
 [3:30pm]    'Bells Are Ringing' (1960);
 [6pm]    'Ada' (1961);

 [8pm]    'The Cowboys' (1972);
 [10:15pm]    'Support Your Local Sheriff' (1969);
 [12am]    'Family Plot' (1976);
 [2:15am]    'Smile' (1975);
 [4:15am]    'Number One' (1969).
    (ALL TIMES EDT)


Tuesday  -  06/08

TCM spends the morning & afternoon celebrating Alexis Smith, who would have celebrated her 83rd birthday today. The evening pays tribute to Cary Grant.
 [6am]    'She Couldn't Say No' (1941);
 [7:15am]    'The Smiling Ghost' (1941);
 [8:30am]    'Steel Against The Sky' (1941);
 [9:45am]    'Three Sons O'Guns' (1941);
 [11am]    'The Decision of Christopher Blake' (1948);
 [12:30pm]    'Whiplash' (1948);
 [2pm]    'One Last Fling' (1949);
 [3:15pm]    'Split Second' (1953);

 [4:45pm]    'Rider From Tucson' (1950);
 [6:00 pm]    'Dynamite Pass' (1950);
 [7:15 pm]    'MGM Parade Show #25' (1955);
 [8pm]    'The Bachelor And The Bobby-Soxer' (1947);
 [10pm]    'Arsenic And Old Lace' (1944);
 [12:15am]    'I Was A Male War Bride' (1949);
 [2:15am]    'Bringing Up Baby' (1938);
 [4am]    'Night And Day' (1946).
.    (ALL TIMES EDT)



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Paris Hilton, left, kisses Carmen Electra as Snoop Dog looks on after Hilton presented Electra with the Best Kiss award for 'Starsky & Hutch' during the 2004 MTV Movie Awards on Saturday, June 5, 2004 in Culver City, Calif.
Photo by Chris Pizzello

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The Information One-Stop

Moose & Squirrel

Moose & Squirrel Information One-Stop

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Cool Cosmos

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List of Winners

2004 Tony Awards

Complete list of 2004 Tony winners announced Sunday at Radio City Music Hall in New York:

Best Play:  "I Am My Own Wife."
Best Musical:  "Avenue Q."
Best Revival of a Play:2004 Tony Awards "Henry IV."
Best Revival of a Musical:  "Assassins."
Best Performance by a Leading Actor in a Play:  Jefferson Mays, "I Am My Own Wife."
Best Performance by a Leading Actress in a PlayE:  Phylicia Rashad, "A Raisin in the Sun."
Best Performance by a Featured Actor in a Play:  Brian F. O'Byrne, "Frozen."
Best Performance by a Featured Actress in a Play:  Audra McDonald, "A Raisin in the Sun."
Best Performance by a Leading Actor in a Musical:  Hugh Jackman, "The Boy From Oz."
Best Performance by a Leading Actress in a Musical:  Idina Menzel, "Wicked."
Best Performance by a Featured Actor in a Musical:  Michael Cerveris, "Assassins."
Best Performance by a Featured Actress in a Musical:  Anika Noni Rose, "Caroline, or Change."
Best Direction of a Play:  Jack O'Brien, "Henry IV."
Best Direction of a Musical:  Joe Mantello, "Assassins."
Best Book of a Musical:  Jeff Whitty, "Avenue Q."
Best Original Score (Music and/or Lyrics):  "Avenue Q," Robert Lopez and Jeff Marx (music).
Best Choreography:  Kathleen Marshall, "Wonderful Town."
Best Scenic Design:  Eugene Lee, "Wicked."
Best Costume Design:  Susan Hilferty, "Wicked."
Best Lighting Design:  Jules Fisher and Peggy Eisenhauer, "Assassins."
Best Orchestrations:  Michael Starobin, "Assassins."
Special Tony Award for Lifetime Achievement in the Theatre:  James M. Nederlander.
Regional Theatre Tony Award:  Cincinnati Playhouse in the Park.

2004 Tony Awards

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USGS Hawaiian Volcano Observatory

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Airs June 10th

MTV Movie Awards

The 2004 MTV Movie Awards turned into "ladies night" on Saturday, as women who kicked butt and made jokes took away most of the top awards.

Uma Thurman's bloodthirsty revenge maven from "Kill Bill: Vol. 1" claimed the first prize of the evening for best female performance.

Then Drew Barrymore and Adam Sandler won the best onscreen team award for their offbeat amnesiac romance in "50 First Dates."

The program, which was taped for broadcast on June 10, also featured comedy clips, and even the "Passion of the Christ" didn't get away without some ribbing.

Other winners included Lucy Liu's head-chopping Japanese assassin from "Kill Bill: Vol. 1" as best villain, while Seann William Scott's embarrassingly goofy moves in "American Wedding" earned him the best dancing sequence prize.

For the rest, MTV Movie Awards

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Sign Generator Page

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Eric Clapton, right, and Jimmie Vaughan jam on stage during the Eric Clapton Crossroads Guitar Festival, Saturday, June 5, 2004, in Dallas.
Photo by Tony Gutierrez

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Visual Quantum Mechanics

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Dems Spoof GOP

'Republican Survivor'

Want to vote a Republican off the island? How about all of them? If so, House Democrats are here to help with a new Web-based cartoon program, Republican Survivor.

Resident Bush, Vice President Dick Cheney, House Majority Leader Tom DeLay, Attorney General John Ashcroft, Rep. Katherine Harris and conservative commentator Ann Coulter are the cartoon contestants in a program patterned after reality television shows. Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia makes a late appearance as the "immunity fairy," whose function is to designate contestants who can't be voted off the island.

In the first Webisode, Bush and Ashcroft are captains of two teams directed to play a game of "Capture the Flag." In reality it's paintball, played with automatic weapons. Ashball, played with automatic weapons. Ashcroft's team loses, and either he, DeLay or Coulter must be voted off the island.

The program is at www.dtriptv.org, and the results for the first of six weekly Webisodes are promised for Monday.

'Republican Survivor'

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Interactive Plasma Physics Education Experience

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In The Kitchen With BartCop & Friends

bartcook

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The Sixtieth Anniversary of D-Day

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Star on Hollywood Walk

Andrae Crouch

Grammy-winning gospel singer Andrae Crouch has claimed a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame, calling the tribute "another open door to tell people about Jesus."

As the star was unveiled Friday, Crouch's gospel choir sang to a crowd of about 400, which included Marilyn McCoo, Billy Davis Jr., state Sen. Richard Alarcon and Jean-Luc Sibiude, consul general of France.

Crouch, 61, joins fellow gospel artists Mahalia Jackson and the Rev. James Cleveland on the Walk of Fame. His was the 2,256th star awarded on the celebrity sidewalk.

Andrae Crouch

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D-DAY SPOTS

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UNHCR Goodwill Ambassador, Angelina Jolie helps refugees load their few belongings into a truck, Friday, June 4, 2004, near Tine, Chad for transport to the safety of UNHCR camps away from the Sudanese border region. These are the most recent refugees to make the treacherous journey across the scorching desert.
Photo by Edward Parsons

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Dead or Alive?

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'What Would Jesus Eat?'

Bible-Inspired Diets

The Rev. George Malkmus often preaches about how he believes the world of proper eating began - or, in his opinion, vegan.

Malkmus's diet is one of a batch of Bible-based eating plans flooding bookstores and health food stores. Last summer's "What Would Jesus Eat?" by Dr. Don Colbert, encourages eating non-animal-derived "living foods" and eschewing most "dead" or processed foods.

"The Weigh Down Diet" by Gwen Shamblin offers few food restrictions but encourages following "God's perfect boundaries of hunger and fullness."

Malkmus's diet - which draws, he says, from Genesis 1:29 - bans all animal products except for honey and promotes an 80 percent raw diet.

And there's the newest addition to the growing Christian health genre, Jordan S. Rubin's "The Maker's Diet." Drawn from the book of Leviticus, Rubin's diet encourages eating certain meat and dairy products and warns against an all-raw, vegan regimen.

For the rest, Bible-Inspired Diets

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The Vaughn Bode Site

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Formerly 'The Vidiot'

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William Girdler

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The Hunt Is On

New Deal Murals

A Cajun town about 240 kilometres west of New Orleans is playing historical detective. It is offering a reward of $2,000 US for the recovery of a New Deal mural its post office once had on its wall and lost.

But Eunice, La., is not on some loony chase. A wave of towns across the United States are on similar pursuits to preserve public murals commissioned by government programs ushered in by Franklin D. Roosevelt's New Deal after his election in 1932.

"They're being recognized as cultural artifacts," said Jon Donlon, a Louisiana tourism consultant who has worked on bringing attention to the state's murals. Donlon noted that there were few examples of such cultural artifacts in the country, where "things that are more Disney-like" seem to proliferate.

New Deal programs such as the Works Progress Administration, or WPA, paid artists solid wages - $38.28 a week for a professional artist and $13.70 for a labourer - to brighten a bleak world of factory layoffs and bloody strak world of factory layoffs and bloody strikes, train-hopping hoboes and dispiriting soup kitchens.

For a lot more, New Deal Murals

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Oetzi / Ötzi , the Iceman

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Retired U.S. Navy veteran Victor Mereski pours water into a glass bowl in a gesture for peace in downtown Savannah, Ga., Sunday, June 6, 2004. as he participates in a libation ceremony. Mereski of Savannah was joined by about a half-dozen protestors who are gathering to demonstrate during the G-8 Summit this week.
Photo by Dave Martin

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modernist prefab dwellings

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The Toby & Ted Show

Iraq

More than 500 soldiers, sailors, Marines and airmen crowded around a stage at a U.S. installation to hear country star Toby Keith and 1970s rocker Ted Nugent.

"You guys are doing a great job over here," Nugent told the audience Saturday.

It was one of several stops in Iraq for the pair, who are visiting Iraq as part of a USO tour.

Iraq


In the interest of revisionist history, Nugent now claims his tale of avoiding the draft was a lie - (see Question #24 even though the article is titled '20 Questions with Ted Nugent, 12/11/01) - a lie he made up for "some drooling hippie at Creem magazine named Lester Bangers".

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Curious Punishments of Bygone Days

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Hawaiian entertainers, friends and family of former 'Hawaii Five-O' television series star Gilbert Kauhi, better known as ``Zulu,'' hold hands and sing in a memorial service Saturday morning, June 5, 2004, on the sands of Waikiki Beach in Honolulu. Kauhi was a member of the legendary 'Waikiki Beach Boys' who all turned out to honor Kauhi. Kauhi died May 3 at Hilo Medical Center of complications from diabetes. He was 66. The service ended with a canoe trip which scattered Kauhi's ashes into the Pacific shores off of Waikiki.
Photo by Lucy Pemoni

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Numerology

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Victim of Ancient Albanian Jinx?

George Tenet

While heavyweight pundits ponder the 'real reasons' behind CIA director George Tenet's sudden resignation, a Tirana newspaper has offered a typically whimsical explanation: he fell victim to an ancient Abanian curse.

"If he had not planned a visit to Albania, probably he would have not been struck by the curse of the Pojan jinx," editor Alfred Peza said in his column, citing a supposed evil spirit that jinxed the villagers of Pojan back in the mists of time.

Tenet's resignation, the paper said, had prevented him visiting the Albanian birthplace of his mother who, by his own account, escaped from southern Albania on a British submarine just as the Iron Curtain was closing after World War Two.

But it might not have been his first trip to the former Stalinist bastion. Previous reports, also unconfirmed, say Tenet twice visited Albania, incognito, in the early 1990s.

George Tenet

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