Bartcop Entertainment - Monday, 17 May, 2004

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17 May, 2004

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Baron Dave Romm

Greg Palast

By Baron Dave Romm

Greg Palast

Weapons of Mass Instruction

The Republican Party does not believe in Democracy.

Politics has always had a certain of lack of ethics. But the conservative Republicans have brought politics to a new low: A complete absence of morals.

Whitewater, the farce of Impeachment, the racist purging of the voting rolls in several states that led to the Florida 2000 debacle, the California recall... they all showed that the GOP does not believe that the will of the people should prevail. They look down on you, but they should be looking in a mirror.

The US news media hasn't practiced real journalism for decades. The money wasn't in it. Tabloid journalism, rumor-mongering and outright lying sell papers. No one wants to hear an unpleasant truth... about themselves. They'd much rather hear an oft-repeated lie about the other people (that is, us). All too often, it's up to the foreign press to provide objective coverage of US politics. It was a foreign newspaper that broke the Iran-Contra scandals. It is the British press that is doing the best job covering the Bush administration scandals.

Greg Palast has been fighting the good fight for us. As the article reprinted on his web site says, "Investigative journalism, the pride of the reporting profession, can be an exercise in pure masochism these days: As a big story takes one closer and closer to power, the costs and consequences mount." Investigative journalism is non-partisan, and his stories have gotten him sued by Bush cronies and Mario Cuomo alike. But "non-partisan" doesn't mean "if I do a story exposing one side, I HAVE to do a story from the other." A good investigative journalist follows the leads and reports what he finds out. The sleaze, corruption and moral cowardice of the Bush administration is clearly the story of the new millennium, and that's the story Palast follows. Many stories, as it turns out, mostly related to each other. As Deep Throat said of the Watergate cover-up, "follow the money". Not all the dots are connected, but the pattern of deceit, oil money and treason is emerging.

The Best Democracy Money Can Buy was about the stolen 2000 election, and has been updated for the 2004 campaign. If there's one thing we know about the upcoming elections, it's that the Republicans are going to cheat. Palast shows, with documentation, how they did it in 2000, why they did it and who benefited. As the site says:

In this polemical indictment of globalization and political corruption, Palast updates the muckraking tradition with some 21st century targets: the IMF, World Bank and WTO, plus oil treaties, energy concerns and corporate evildoers of all creeds. In particular, The Best Democracy Money Can Buy addresses the following:
 
  • How Bush killed the FBI's investigation of the financing of terrorist organizations by Saudi Arabia.
  • How the Bush family stole the election in Florida.
  • How Enron cheated, lied, and swindled its way into an energy monopoly.

Also available are a New World Disorder poster; a VHS documentary on how 180,000 votes were not counted in Florida, largely people of color or poor people (ie, people likely to vote for Gore); Democracy and Regulation: How the Public Can Govern Privatized Essential Services; several other Palast works and the CD Weapons of Mass Instruction.

I was fortunate to acquire a copy of Weapons of Mass Instruction (thanks again guys!), and have played selected cuts on the air. It's the full speech Palast made to an audience in Boulder Colorado on April 29, 2003. While some of the comments about the Iraq War are a bit dated (though also a bit prescient), the speech remains a powerful (and annotated) indictment of "The Bush Family Frankenstein Factory", "The 2000 Selection", "Ground Zero as a Profit Center" and many other topics. Palast gets introduced and then gives one speech, which the CD divides into tracks. Highly recommended. I would recommend you listen in your car as you drive around, but it might make your blood boil and you should vent your rage at the Bush administration, not the idiot driver who cuts you off.

A few Greg Palast links:

To be a Republican these days, you have to believe lies and not believe the truth. Real Americans shouldn't fall into that trap. It's treason to let treason go uncovered, and patriotic to demand accountability of the people leading us. Greg Palast is a thorn in the side of a lot of people, and he is a hero as much as any of our brave soldiers in Iraq. He is fighting for us.

Baron Dave Romm is a conceptual artist and a noble of Ladonia with a radio show, a very weird CD collection and an ever growing list of political links. He reviews things at random for obscure web sites. You can read all his music recommendations from Bartcop-E here.

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The Worried Shrimp

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The Worried Shrimp
Have crayon, will scribble

Ideas, Critiques welcome

Toonreviews & Links

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Selected Readings

from that Mad Cat, JD

RUMMY, LIES AND VIDEO TAPE

PUT A SOCK IN IT

GETTING THE BUGS OUT

MANAGE THE PRESS

CHAIN OF COMMAND

ONWARD CHRISTIAN SOLDIERS

DELAY, NOVAK AND OTHER EXCEPTIONAL SCUM

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In The Chaos Household

Last Night

A little cooler - still quite nice.

The kid is down to his last month of school, and has started counting the days.

Watched most of the Charlie Manson movie - and it reminded me that when the first version (with Steve Railsback) originally aired, it was blacked out in LA - and how we spent the night in a cheap motel outside of Santa Barbara so we could watch it.

Took years til I saw the 2nd half.



Tonight, Monday:

CBS opens the night with a FRESH 'Yes, Dear', followed by a FRESH 'Still Standing', then a FRESH 'Raymond', followed by a FRESH '2½ Men', then a FRESH 'CSI: Miami'.
Scheduled on a FRESH Dave are Antonio Banderas and Alanis Morissette.
Scheduled on a FRESH Craiggers are Paula Abdul and Rachel Leigh Cook.

NBC starts the night with a FRESH 'Fear Factor', followed by the SEASON FINALE of 'Las Vegas', then a FRESH 'The Restaurant'.
Scheduled on a FRESH Leno are Rodney Dangerfield, Omarosa Manigault-Stallworth, and Slipknot.
On a RERUN Conan are Adam Sandler and Stompin' Tom Connors.
On a RERUN Carson Daly are Jamie-Lynn DiScala, Jamie Oliver, Usher, and Lil Jon.

ABC begins the night with a FRESH 2-hour 'special' - 'Motown 45', followed by a FRESH 'Super Regis'.
On a RERUN Jimmy Kimmel it's TBA.

The WB offers the SEASON FINALE of '7th Heaven', followed by the Series Premiere of 'The WBs Superstar USA'.

Faux has a FRESH 'American Idol', followed by a FRESH 'The Swan'.

UPN has a FRESH 'Eve', followed by a FRESH 'Half & Half', then a FRESH 'Girlfriends', followed by another SEASON FINALE 'Half & Half'.

A&E has 'American Justice', 'Biography' (Simon Cowell), 'Family Plots', another 'Family Plots', 'Airline', and 'Airline UK'.

AMC offers the movie 'Somewhere In Time', followed by the movie 'Working Girl', then the movie 'The Grifters'.

BBC  -   
[6pm] 'BBC World News';     [6:30pm] 'Cash in the Attic' - McCann;     [7pm] 'House Invaders' - Erdington;     [7:30pm] 'Changing Rooms' - Chiswick;     [8pm] 'Jonathan Creek' - The Seer of the Sands;     [9pm] 'Murphy's Law' - Reunion;     [11pm 'Jonathan Creek' - The Seer of the Sands;     [12am] 'Murphy's Law' - Reunion;     [2am] 'House Invaders' - Erdington;     [2:30am] 'Changing Rooms' - Chiswick;     [3am] 'Jonathan Creek' - The Seer of the Sands;     [4am] 'Murphy's Law' - Reunion;     [6am] 'BBC World News'.    (ALL TIMES EDT)

Bravo has 'West Wing', 'Celebrity Poker Showdown', another 'Celebrity Poker Showdown', and still another 'Celebrity Poker Showdown'.

Comedy Central has the movie 'Dogma', 'South Park', 'Reno 911!', and another 'Reno 911!'.
On a RERUN Jon Stewart it's TBA.

History has 'Modern Marvels', 'Mail Call', 'Color Of War', 'Band Of Brothers' (part 4), and 'Investigating History'.

IFC  -   
[6AM] 'IFC Short Film Collection I';     [8AM] 'Cry, The Beloved Country' (1995);     [10AM] 'Girl Under The Waves' (2001);     [12PM] 'IFC Short Film Collection II';     [2PM] 'Cry, The Beloved Country' (1995);     [4:15PM] 'Wild Man Blues' (1998);     [6:15PM] 'Imposters' (1998);     [8PM] 'Dinner For Five 28' (2003);     [8:30PM] 'Rocked With Gina Gershon - Episode 6' (2003);     [9:15PM] Short: 'Upheaval' (2001);     [9:30PM] 'Beautiful Thing' (1996);     [11PM] 'Dinner For Five 28' (2003);     [11:30PM] 'Rocked With Gina Gershon - Episode 6' (2003);     [12AM] 'Tommy' (1975);     [2AM] 'Beautiful Thing' (1996);     [4:15AM] 'Beautiful Thing' (1996).    (ALL TIMES EDT)

SciFi is all 'Stargate SG-1' all night.

Sundance  -   
[5:45AM] 'Lucky Break' (Feature);     [7:35AM] 'Unprecedented: The 2000 Presidential Election' (Feature);     [8:30AM] 'Shorts Program 109' (Short);     [9:30AM] 'The good things' (Short);     [10AM] 'Scotland, PA.' (Feature);     [11:50AM] 'Fits & Starts' (Short);     [12PM] 'Cane Toads - An Unnatural History' (Documentary);     [12:50PM] 'Divorce, Iranian Style' (Documentary);     [2:15PM] 'Good Husband, Dear Son' (Documentary);     [3:05PM] 'Lifting the Veil' (Documentary);     [4PM] 'Her Israel' (Documentary);     [5PM] 'Shalom Y'all' (Documentary);     [6PM] 'Branson: Musicland USA' (Short);     [6:15PM] 'Our Times' (Documentary);     [7:35PM] 'Unprecedented: The 2000 Presidential Election' (Feature);     [8:30PM] 'Anatomy Of A Scene: The Clearing' (Original Production);     [9PM] 'Cul de Sac: A Suburban War Story' (Documentary);     [10PM] 'Seeing is Believing: Handicams, Human Rights And The News' (Documentary);     [11PM] 'Whole' (Documentary);     [12AM] 'American Eunuchs' (Documentary);     [1:15AM] 'The Table is Set' (Short);     [1:30AM] 'Heavy Traffic' (Feature);     [2:50AM] 'Fits & Starts' (Short);     [3AM] 'Scotland, PA.' (Feature);     [4:50AM] 'Lifting the Veil' (Documentary);     [5:45AM] 'Our Times' (Documentary).    (ALL TIMES EDT)

TCM celebrates the career of Maureen O'Sullivan (the jungle wife of Tarzan and mother of Mia Farrow), who was born on this day in 1911, with 9 films filling most of the morning and afternoon.
 [6am]    'Mr. Wise Guy' (1942);
 [7:15am]    'The Big Shot' (1932);
 [8:30am]    'Payment Deferred' (1932);
 [10am]    'The Bishop Misbehaves' (1933);
 [11:30am]    'Stage Mother' (1933);
 [1pm]    'Hide-Out' (1934);
 [2:30pm]    'The Flame Within' (1935);
 [3:45 pm]    'My Dear Miss Aldrich' (1937);
 [5pm]    'Hold That Kiss' (1938);
 [6:30pm]    'Sporting Blood' (1940);

 [8pm]    'All Through The Night' (1942);
 [10pm]    'Shadow Of The Thin Man' (1941);
 [12am]    'The Case of the Lucky Legs' (1935);
 [1:30am]    'The Young Savages' (1961);
 [3:15am]    'The Falcon In Mexico' (1944);
 [4:30am]    'The Falcon And The Co-Eds' (1944).    (ALL TIMES EDT)


Tuesday  -  05/18

TCM spends the morning & afternoon paying tribute to a teller of American tales, director Frank Capra, who was born on this day in 1897, in Bisacquino, Sicily.
 [6am]    'The Miracle Woman' (1931);
 [7:45am]    'Lady For A Day' (1933);
 [9:30am]    'Pocketful Of Miracles' (1961);
 [12pm]    'It Happened One Night' (1934);
 [1:45pm]    'Meet John Doe' (1941);
 [4pm]    'Arsenic And Old Lace' (1944);

 [6pm]    'Chain Lightning' (1950);
 [8pm]    'The Best Years Of Our Lives' (1946);
 [11pm]    'The Outlaw' (1943)
 [1am]    'Our Town' (1940);
 [3am]    'A Family Affair' (1936);
 [4:30am]    'Judge Hardy's Children' (1938).    (ALL TIMES EDT)



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Rock Star Bono (R) awaits an answer and NBA star Dikembe Mutombo (L) chuckles after calling Pennsylvania Senator Arlen Spector on a cellular phone during the kickoff of the anti-Aids 'One' campaign in Philadelphia, May 16, 2004. The 'One' campaign is an effort to rally Americans and encourage politicians to help fight AIDS and extreme poverty globally.
Photo by Tim Shaffer

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The Information One-Stop

Moose & Squirrel

Moose & Squirrel Information One-Stop

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Buffalo Bird Woman's Garden

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Jammed Phones Skew Tallies

'American Idol'

Many would-be "American Idol" voters are disenfranchised by overburdened phone lines and by "power dialers" who hog the system, the magazine Broadcasting & Cable reported.

According to the magazine's issue being released Monday, "the only people choosing the next 'American Idol" are the ones lucky enough to get through - or skilled enough to get around - tremendously overtaxed phone lines."

Fox said both it and the show's producers have "gone to great lengths" to ensure the integrity of the voting process.

Broadcasting & Cable said so-called power-dialers, who use fast Internet connections and computer autodialing software, also affect the outcome by the number of votes they are able to cast and by tying up lines so that others can't vote.

'American Idol'

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An Animated History of Books

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Filmmakers Worry About Film Footage

Tibet

Two filmmakers at Cannes took extreme precautions Sunday to make sure the people they interviewed for a rare documentary filmed in Tibet would not face a crackdown by Chinese authorities.

"What Remains of Us," playing at the Cannes Film Festival, offers a rare and moving look at ordinary people in Tibet talking frankly about the hardships of the Chinese occupation.

Over eight years, two Canadian filmmakers posed as tourists to make risky trips into Tibet, interviewing people in monasteries, tents, fields and homes. They have been cautious to ensure their subjects cannot be identified and punished by Chinese authorities.

Tibet

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The Book Quiz

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Legendary actress Fay Wray looks out the 102-story observation deck of the Empire State Building May 15, 2004 in New York. Wray was in the 1933 classic film 'King Kong' that featured the Empire State Building.
Photo by Jeff Christensen

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word association

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Benefit Concert Held

'We Are the Future'

The "We are the Future" concert, which started as the sun set over Rome's Circus Maximus, got off to a heart-pounding start with a performance by the garbage can-clanging percussion group Stomp.

Oprah Winfrey welcomed tens of thousands of people to the event and reminded them it was occurring just weeks after the world marked the 10th anniversary of the genocide in Rwanda, "where it seemed the world turned its back."

Musicians Alicia Keys, Norah Jones, Andrea Bocelli and Eve were scheduled to perform over the course of the evening. Muhammad Ali, Angelina Jolie, model Naomi Campbell and tennis star Serena Williams also were set to appear.

Quincy Jones, who produced the 1985 "We are the World" recording that featured Michael Jackson, Lionel Ritchie and Bob Dylan, organized Sunday's four-hour concert, which will raise money for child-care centers in Ethiopia, Eritrea, Sierra Leone, Afghanistan, Rwanda and the West Bank.

'We Are the Future'

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Six Patron Saints of Graphic Design

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Returning for Ninth Season

'Raymond'

After months of negotiations, CBS and the producers of its flagship comedy "Everybody Loves Raymond" have reached a deal for a ninth and final season of the hit series.

Taking a page from the "Friends" model, the last season of "Raymond" will be shorter than the standard 22 episodes, consisting of 16 original half-hours.

'Raymond'

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Jewish Song Database

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In The Kitchen With BartCop & Friends

bartcook

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Upcoming DVD Releases

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Pressured Not to Make Documentary

Michael Moore

U.S. filmmaker Michael Moore on Sunday said there had been pressure from the beginning to stop him making his controversial documentary "Fahrenheit 9/11."

"You will see things in this film that you haven't seen before," Moore promised at a press conference hosted by the trade paper Variety.

"You will learn things you have not learned before," he said. "Half of this movie is about Iraq. We have footage because I have been able to sneak crews into Iraq. I was able to get crew embedded with the U.S. military without them knowing it is Michael Moore shooting."

Michael Moore

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Lesser Known Facts of WWII

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Rapper Snoop Dogg, left, shows his support for the Los Angeles Lakers as The Bishop, right, looks on before Game 6 of the NBA Western Conference semifinals against the San Antonio Spurs, Saturday, May 15, 2004, in Los Angeles.
Photo by Kevork Djansezian

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D-Day: The Hard-Won Beaches of Normandy

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Jacksonville Festival Award

Bill Murray

Bill Murray, who won a Golden Globe earlier this year for his role in "Lost in Translation," received a lifetime achievement award at the Jacksonville Film Festival. Murray, 53, kissed the award - a glass-and-wood turtle - then made a face.

"It smells like the ocean," Murray said at the ceremony Saturday night. "It's the only award I have that does."

He told a packed auditorium at the Florida Theatre that his latest honor proves "that I'm not in it just for the awards."

"It's just an accident I'm receiving this," Murray said. "I happen to know Patrick Swayze left unexpectedly, and I happened to be here."

Bill Murray

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761st Tank Battalion

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Formerly 'The Vidiot'

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Lab Tests Online

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Sign Spells Trouble

F U G W

A southwestern Wisconsin man is fighting a civil citation for bringing a sign that read "F U G W" with him as he watched President Bush pass through Platteville last week.

Andrea Baker, an attorney for Frank Van den Bosch of Montfort, argued in a motion filed May 10 in Grant County Circuit Court that Van den Bosch's sign was clearly protected under the First Amendment right to free speech.

According to the motion, which asks that the citation be dismissed, Van den Bosch was standing along a street in Platteville May 7 with his sign waiting for Bush's motorcade to pass. Bush made campaign stops in La Crosse and Prairie du Chien that day.

Police told him he couldn't display the sign.

For the rest, F U G W

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Slang City

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People take part in kite surfing in front of the Burj Al-Arab luxury hotel as the temperature rises up to 39 Celecius, 102 degrees Fahrenheit in Dubai, United Arab Emirates, Sunday May 16, 2004.
Photo by Kamran Jebreili

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Career Advice - Stalk a Director

David Carradine

"Kung Fu" star David Carradine has a great method for convincing directors to give him a part -- stalk them.

Carradine, who plays the eponymous Bill in Quentin Tarantino's "Kill Bill" revenge saga, said he met the cult director at a film festival in Toronto in 1996 and told him they were destined to work together.

"I actually was stalking him. A psychic had told me I was supposed to work with him," Carradine told a news conference at the Cannes film festival, where "Kill Bill - Volume Two" was screened out of competition Sunday.

The actor randomly called hotels until he located Tarantino.

David Carradine

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California Coastal Trail

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A List

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On Duty With NATO

Cats

It is midnight at the NATO headquarters in Kabul, Afghanistan. All is as it should be. Most of the garrison is asleep and there has not been a rocket attack in weeks. The camp is dotted with reinforced concrete bunkers, stocked with food and water, in case of mortar attacks or other hostile actions.

Soldiers with night vision devices and automatic rifles patrol the perimeter. But they are not the only ones guarding the lives of the sleeping garrison. Independently from the heavily armed and well-equipped soldiers, a special company patrols the interior of the camp. It is a company of cats.

Leishmaniasis, tuberculosis, e-coli, and a host of unknown diseases ravage the population. Rabies is widespread. There are eleven different types of poisonous snakes in Afghanistan, seven of which have no known anti-venom.

Deploying soldiers to live and operate in such an environment must be a cause for urgent concern for military medical authorities. These medical authorities noticed that there were many cats in the camp, some of which were being adopted as mascots by the soldiers.

As a precaution against rabies every cat on the installation was captured and transported to a wilderness many miles away.

Within two months it was apparent that this was a mistake.

For a good read, Cats

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The Infinite Cat Project

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The first gorilla ever born at the Louisville Zoo, Azizi, is seen on display in the Gorilla Forest exhibit Friday, May 14, 2004, in Louisville, Ky. Azizi will move with JoJo and six females to Lincoln Park Zoo in Chicago next week. Azizi is five months old and weighs about 10 pounds.
Photo by Brian Bohannon

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