Bartcop Entertainment - Monday, 10 May, 2004

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10 May, 2004

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Baron Dave Romm

Indigenous Musical Instruments

By Baron Dave Romm

Indigenous Musical Instruments

Didjeridoo Makers and Promoters

Being a very eclectic radio producer, I encounter all sorts of people and situations that I never would have thought about before. The theme to Shockwave is Baka, by the English group Outback, and I've reviewed didjeridoo music in this column. A few days ago I got this e-mail:

Dear Baron David E Romm,
 
As Australia's Didgeridoo Cultural Hub, we would like to introduce ourselves to you and to welcome you to browse our website at www.ididj.com.au
 
We noticed in the link below that you have a didgeridoo shop recommended [in your review archive]
 
iDIDJ Australia and our collaborators in the arts field agree that the shop recommended in your site is selling mostly low quality non-Indigenous made product. We would much prefer to see the link replaced with one that points to Australia, as it is here that the instrument has its origins. If our website finds your consonance, we would be overjoyed to be linked from your site as this would help the Aboriginal craftsmen that we support and promote. If you do decide that our website is worthy of inclusion in your recommended sites, we would be grateful if you could use the following html code: iDIDJ Australia: Australian Didgeridoo Cultural Hub
 
The iDIDJ Australia website, as you will see, is an important repository of information on the didgeridoo and the web's most comprehensive resource on the Indigenous source culture of this fascinating instrument.
 
Thank you in advance and looking forward to hearing from you!

Maybe this is didgeridoo spam (!) or maybe someone really cares what I say about musical instruments made by indigenous people. Either way, I feel I owe my loyal readers (and some of the fly-by-nighters) a further examination into the topic.

I have no connection to and do not implicitly endorse the web sites mentioned here, including the iDIDJ site above. I present here some --and only some-- research into native Australian music and culture. Many indigenous musical performers/shops/festivals are probably not on the web, and this too is a limiting factor. Caveat Didgeridoo. And yes, the instrument is spelled differently in different places.

Note: My examination of didgeridoo music would be helped by some of these places sending me their CDs, or even a didgeridoo or two. Thanks in advance.

Someday, perhaps, we'll see a marching band of didgeridoo, bagpipe and sitar. Yeah, that would be cool.

Baron Dave Romm is a conceptual artist and a noble of Ladonia with a radio show, a very weird CD collection and an ever growing list of political links. He reviews things at random for obscure web sites. You can read all his music recommendations from Bartcop-E here.

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Last Night

Warmer than seasonal, but still quite nice.



Tonight, Monday:

'Jeopardy', from Washington, DC, with their 'Power Player' version, offers Tucker Carlson, Peggy Nooner & Bob Woodward tonight.

CBS opens the night with a FRESH 'Yes, Dear', followed by a FRESH 'Still Stnading', then a FRESH 'Raymond', followed by a FRESH '2½ Men', then a FRESH 'CSI: Miami'.
Scheduled on a FRESH Dave are the winner of "Survivor: All-Stars", Regis Philbin, and Black Eyed Peas.
Scheduled on a FRESH Craiggers are Alex Trebek, Josie Moran, and the Living End.

NBC begins the night with a FRESH 'Fear Factor', followed by a FRESH 'Las Vegas', then a FRESH 'The Restaurant'.
Scheduled on a FRESH Leno - from Las Vegas - are Simon Cowell, Paula Abdul, Randy Jackson, Wanda Sykes, and Usher.
On a traditional Monday-night-RERUN Conan are Michael J. Fox, Ken Capling, and Nickelback. (R)
Scheduled on a FRESH Carson Daly are Matthew Perry, Jaime Pressly, and Cassidy.

ABC has a FRESH made-for-TV-movie 'A Wrinkle In Time'.
Scheduled on a FRESH Jimmy Kimmel are Mekhi Phifer, Jesse Palmer, and the Roots.

The WB offers a FRESH '7th Heaven' (part 1 of 2), followed by the Season Finale 'Everwood'.

Faux has 2-hours of FRESH 'The Swan'.

UPN has the Series Finale of 'The Parkers', followed by a FRESH 'Eve', then a FRESH 'Girlfriends', followed by a FRESH 'Half & Half'.

A&E has 'American Justice', 'Cold Case Files', 'Family Plots', another 'Family Plots', 'Airline', and another 'Airline'.

AMC offers the movie 'Ghost', followed by the movie 'The Breakfast Club', then the movie 'Urban Cowboy'.

BBC  -   
[6pm] 'BBC World News';     [6:30pm] 'Cash in the Attic' - Vita;     [7pm] 'House Invaders' - Rowley Fields;     [7:30pm] 'Changing Rooms' - Manchester;     [8pm] 'Jonathan Creek' - The Tailor's Dummy;     [9pm] 'Murphy's Law' - Episode 3;     [11pm] 'Jonathan Creek' - The Tailor's Dummy;     [12am] 'Murphy's Law' - Episode 3;     [2am] 'House Invaders' - Rowley Fields;     [2:30am] 'Changing Rooms' - Manchester;     [3am] 'Jonathan Creek' - The Tailor's Dummy;     [4am] 'Murphy's Law' - Episode 3;     [6am] 'BBC World News'.    (ALL TIMES EDT)

Bravo has 'West Wing', followed by the movie 'Mysstic Pizza', 'Queer Eye', and another 'West Wing'.

Comedy Central has the movie 'Made', 'South Park', 'Reno 911!', and another 'Reno 911!'.
Scheduled on a FRESH Jon Stewart is Sen. John McCain.

History has 'Modern Marvels', 'Mail Call', 'Color Of War', 'Band Of Brothers' (part 3), and 'Investigating History'.

IFC  -   
[6AM] 'Niagara, Niagara' (1997);     [7:45AM] 'IFC In Theaters';     [8AM] 'Man of the Century' (1999);     [9:30AM] 'At The Angelika 84' (2004);     [10AM] 'Vertical Ray Of Sun' (2000);     [12PM] 'Felicia's Journey' (1999);     [2PM] 'Man of the Century' (1999);     [3:30PM] 'Histories Du Cinema Part 2';     [4PM] 'Vertical Ray Of Sun' (2000);     [6PM] 'Felicia's Journey' (1999);     [8PM] 'Dinner For Five 26' (2003);     [8:30PM] 'Rocked With Gina Gershon - Episode 5' (2003);     [9PM] 'At The Angelika 84' (2004);     [9:30PM] 'American Buffalo' (1996);     [11PM] 'Dinner For Five 26' (2003);     [11:30PM] 'Rocked With Gina Gershon - Episode 5' (2003);     [12AM] 'At The Angelika 84' (2004);     [12:30AM] 'Session 9' (2001);     [2:15AM] 'American Buffalo' (1996);     [3:45AM] 'Rocked With Gina Gershon - Episode 5' (2003);     [4:15AM] 'Session 9' (2001).    (ALL TIMES EDT)

SciFi has all 'Stargate SG-1' all night.

Sundance  -   
[4:30AM] 'Dancer, Texas-Pop.81' (Feature);     [6:10AM] 'Eat This New York' (Documentary);     [7:30AM] 'Crane World' (Mundo Grua)' (Feature);     [9AM] 'Palookaville' (Feature);     [10:35AM] 'dos mas' (Short);     [11AM] 'Shorts Program 112' (Short);     [12PM] 'The Damned and the Sacred' (Documentary);     [1:15PM] 'Dear Fidel -Marita's Story' (Documentary);     [2:55PM] 'Mountain Men and Holy Wars' (Documentary);     [4:PM] 'The Target Shoots First' (Documentary);     [5:15PM] 'Eat This New York' (Documentary);     06:35PM] 'The Holier it Gets' (Documentary);     [7:30PM] 'Sundance Festival Now' (Original Production);     [8:30PM] 'Anatomy of a Scene: Off the Map' (Original Production);     [9PM] 'Whole' (Documentary);     [10PM] 'American Eunuchs' (Documentary);     [11:15PM] 'The Farm: Angola, USA' (Documentary);     [12:45AM] 'Under The Sand' (Feature);     [2:20AM] 'all we know of heaven' (Short);     [3AM] 'Palookaville' (Feature);     [4:35AM] 'Dear Fidel -Marita's Story' (Documentary).    (ALL TIMES EDT)

TCM pays tribute to director Clarence Brown (who was born on this day in 1890) most of the day, then celebrates Alfred Hitchcock most of the night (here's a page that sites Alfred Hitchcock's Cameos).
 [6am]    'Spooks Run Wild' (1941) [also see: Bowery Boys];
 [7:15am]    'Ah, Wilderness!' (1935);
 [9am]    'Idiot's Delight' (1939);
 [11am]    'Song Of Love' (1947);
 [1pm]    'Intruder In The Dust' (1949);
 [2:45pm]    'To Please A Lady' (1950);
 [4:30pm]    'When In Rome' (1952);

 [6pm]    'Never Let Me Go' (1953);
 [8pm]    'The Man Who Knew Too Much' (1956);
 [10:15pm]    'Dial M For Murder' (1954);
 [12:15am]    'Vertigo' (1958);
 [2:30am]    'The Birds' (1963);

 [4:45am]    'Find The Blackmailer' (1943).    (ALL TIMES EDT)


Tuesday  -  05/11

TCM:
 [6am]    'The Yellow Canary' (1943);
 [7:30am]    'Murder She Said' (1961);
 [9am]    'Murder At The Gallop' (1963);
 [10:30am]    'The Alphabet Murders' (1965);
 [12:15pm]    'Angel Face' (1953);
 [2pm]    'Murder On The Waterfront' (1943);
 [3pm]    'The Murder Man' (1935);
 [4:15pm]    'Murder In The Private Car' (1934);
 [5:30pm]    'Murder By An Aristocrat' (1936);
 [6:30pm]    'Murder on a Honeymoon' (1935);
 [8pm]    'The Good Earth' (1937);
 [10:30pm]    'An American in Paris' (1951);
 [12:30am]    'Anchors Aweigh' (1945);
 [3am]    'The Yearling' (1946);
 [5:15am]    'The Thin Man' (1934).    (ALL TIMES EDT)



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Mike Myers (2nd L), Eddie Murphy, Cameron Diaz, Antonio Banderas, John Cleese and Julie Andrews (L-R), cast members in the animated fantasy motion picture 'Shrek 2,' pose during the premiere of the film Saturday afternoon, May 8, 2004, in the Westwood section of Los Angeles, California. Man at left rear is an unidentified creative animation technician.
Photo by Jim Ruymen

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The Information One-Stop

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Hollywood Honors Nancy Reagan

Stem Cell Research

As resident Bush resists mounting pressure to loosen the restrictions he's placed on stem cell research, Hollywood's supporting role in the debate this election year is growing.

Movie mogul money and star power are providing frustrated scientists and patients desperate for cures with additional muscle in an intensifying lobbying campaign against the Bush stem cell policy, which severely limits federal funding for research.

Those groups mingled over steak and shrimp at the Beverly Hilton Hotel Saturday night, raising $2 million for stem cell research at a gala for the Juvenile Diabetes Research Foundation. The dinner featured a rare public appearance by former First Lady Nancy Reagan, who renewed her call for expansion of the controversial research.

Mrs. Reagan was introduced to the Hollywood crowd by actor Michael J. Fox, who suffers from Parkinson's disease, a degenerative nerve condition. His Parkinson's disease foundation has contributed $10 million to stem cell research, while the diabetes foundation - another vocal proponent of the research - is raising $20 million.

Stem Cell Research

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24 Hour Museum

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Democratic strategist James Carville, left, reacts as his wife, Republican strategist Mary Matalin, speaks during a roundtable discussion on 'Meet the Press' at the NBC studios Sunday, May 9, 2004, in Washington. Carville and Matalin spoke about the U.S. presidential race between Sen. John Kerry and resident Bush.
Photo by Alex Wong

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Everything you need to know about nuclear age history

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Celebrities Gather for Theater Opening

Ricardo Montalban Theatre

Celebrities gathered for the opening of the Ricardo Montalban Theatre, owned by a group that advocates greater roles for Hispanics in Hollywood.

The theater is a "dream come true," said the 83-year-old actor, who has long sought a home for Nosotros, the nonprofit theater group he founded in 1970.

The 1,200-seat theater, the largest theater in the country bearing the name of a Hispanic artist, is the latest remodeling of a historic Hollywood building dating to the 1920s. Most recently named the James A. Doolittle Theatre and previously the Huntington Hartford, it is co-owned by Nosotros and a nonprofit foundation.

Ricardo Montalban Theatre

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Launches Food Brand

Smokey Robinson

Smokey Robinson has satisfied his share of musical palates. Now he's whetting appetites of a different sort.

The Motown legend has launched Smokey Robinson's Foods. The company introduced its first product, Soul Is in the Bowl Gumbo, to the Chicago market in February. The gumbo is available there through the Jewel-Osco chain, an Albertson's subsidiary.

Located in the frozen food section, Robinson's gumbo contains chicken sausage and seafood but no red meat. It's low in cholesterol and sodium.

The gumbo hits Southern and Northern California in May through Safeway and Albertson's, respectively. Then it's on to Dallas, where Robinson will open the city's annual Juneteenth Festival. He plans to go national before the end of the year.

Smokey Robinson

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Ann Sommers, of Clinton, N.J., looks at the 'Million Stories Quilt,' a quilt displaying photos of people killed by gun violence, during the second 'Million Mom March' on the Capitol in Washington Sunday, May 9, 2004. Several thousand people gathered at the Capitol to urge renewal of a federal ban on assault weapons.
Photo by Adele Starr

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Eatery Targeted for Loudness

Jimmy Buffett

City officials say they are going to crack down on loud music at Lulu's, the coastal restaurant owned by singer Jimmy Buffett and his sister, Lucy Buffett.

Jason Newsom, manager of Lulu's, said the restaurant has made compromises to accommodate its neighbors, including limiting outdoor performances to the daytime.

"It's tough, you know, it's 2 p.m.," he said. "We're next to an airport, for goodness sake."

Jimmy Buffett

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Lawmakers Examine Film Smoking, Copyrights

Hollywood

Hollywood lobbyists will be busy this week as lawmakers examine smoking on film and legislation that could undo some key portions of the Digital Millennium Copyright Act.

The hearings, one in the Senate Commerce Committee on Tuesday and one in the House Commerce Committee on Wednesday, make nice legislative bookends for the entertainment industry's current troubles in Washington as one focuses on content and the other on copyright.

The entertainment industry has been under considerable pressure to rein in indecent broadcasts on TV and radio, and now may face the same criticism for depictions of smoking.

For a lot more, Hollywood

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'Frazier' star Peri Gilpin, left, and her husband, Christian Vincent, hold their daughters, Stella and Ava, born May 7, 2004, in this photo taken Saturday, May 8, 2004, location unknown.
Photo by Denise Truscello

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Allows for Burials in Alaska

Spring Thaw

As the spring thaw softens ground that has been frozen hard as granite by the long Alaska winter, cemeteries start burying people who died during the past seven months.

Since October, when digging became next to impossible, many of Alaska's dead have been in storage. Now, families are finally able to inter their loved ones in a somber Far North rite of spring.

Even in places with milder climates, such as Anchorage, many cemeteries close in the fall because of freezing ground.

For the rest, Spring Thaw

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NBC Wants Smooth Transition

Brian Williams

Every week or so, a handful of NBC News executives meet to plot the schedule of a man who usually isn't in the room. They're planning for an epochal event in the world of television news, when Brian Williams takes over for Tom Brokaw on Dec. 2 as the anchor of NBC's "Nightly News." If only it were as simple as switching a nameplate over a door.

It's been more than 20 years since there's been a change among the Big Three of network news - Brokaw, Peter Jennings and Dan Rather - and NBC is leaving nothing to chance.

NBC announced on May 28, 2002, that Brokaw would step down after this fall's election and be replaced by Williams. In reality, Williams, 45, has been groomed for the job for a decade, since he was hired from WCBS-TV in New York and installed as Brokaw's chief sub. For a while, it seemed "heir apparent" was Williams' new first name.

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In Memory

Alan King

Alan King, whose tirades against everyday suburban life grew into a long comedy career in nightclubs and television that he later expanded to Broadway and character roles in movies, died Sunday at the age of 76.

King, who also was host of the New York Friars Club's celebrity roasts, which had recently returned as a staple on television's Comedy Central, died at a Manhattan hospital, said a son, Robert King.

King appeared on "The Ed Sullivan Show" 93 times beginning in the 1950s.

He played supporting roles in more than 20 films including "Bye Bye Braverman," "I, the Jury," "The Anderson Tapes," "Lovesick," " Bonfire of the Vanities," "Casino," and "Rush Hour 2." He also produced several films, including " Memories of Me," " Wolfen" and " Cattle Annie and Little Britches," and the 1997 television series "The College of Comedy With Alan King."

He said he was working strip joints and seedy nightclubs in the early 1950s when he had a revelation while watching a performance by another young comedian, Danny Thomas.

"Danny actually talked to his audience," he recalled in a 1991 interview. "And I realized I never talked to my audience. I talked at 'em, around 'em and over 'em, but not to 'em. I felt the response they had for him. I said to myself, 'This guy is doing something, and I better start doing it.'"

King, who until then had been using worn out one-liners, found his new material at home, after his wife persuaded him to forsake his native Manhattan, believing the suburban atmosphere of the Forest Hills sections of Queens would provide a better environment for their children.

Soon he was joking of seeing people moving from the city to the suburbs "in covered wagons, with mink stoles hanging out the back."

His rantings about suburbia, just as America was embracing it, struck a chord with the public and soon he was appearing regularly on the Sullivan show, Garry Moore's variety show and "The Tonight Show."

Bookings poured in, and he toured with Tommy Dorsey's orchestra, played New York's showcase Paramount theater and top nightclubs around the country.

He also worked as the opening act for such music stars as Lena Horne, Billy Eckstine, Patti Page and Judy Garland, who he joined in a command performance in London for Queen Elizabeth.

After that show he was introduced to the queen and, when she asked "How do you do, Mr. King?" he said he replied: "How do you do, Mrs. Queen?"

"She stared at me, and then Prince Philip laughed," he recalled. "Thank God Prince Philip laughed."

King appeared in a handful of films in the late 1950s, including "The Girl He Left Behind," "Miracle in the Rain" and "Hit the Deck," although he didn't care for his roles. "I was always the sergeant from Brooklyn named Kowalski," he once complained.

He also appeared on Broadway in "Guys and Dolls" and "The Impossible Years," and produced the Broadway plays "The Lion in Winter" and "Something Different."

He wrote the humor books "Anyone Who Owns His Own Home Deserves One" (1962) and "Help! I'm a Prisoner in a Chinese Bakery" (1964).

Born Irwin Alan Kniberg, he grew up on Manhattan's Lower East Side and in Brooklyn.

He married Jeannette Sprung in 1947 and they had three children, Robert, Andrew and Elaine Ray. When King was at the height of his career, he faced one son's drug addiction and said he realized he had neglected his family.

He spent more time at home and his son conquered his addiction.

Alan King

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A moose by the name of 'Zero' stands in a wildlife park in Gray, Maine, on Wednesday, May 5, 2004. The moose's bulbous nose adds to the cartoonish look of the gangly creature. Two researchers decided to take a closer look at the unconventional snout. Among their findings were that the nose's structure allows moose to close their nostrils while foraging for aquatic plants.
Photo by Pat Wellenbach

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