Bartcop Entertainment - Friday, 2 April, 2004

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2 April, 2004

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In The Chaos Household

Last Night

Weather changed & it rained. Woo hoo.

While the kid is feeling better, he was home from school again today - still has a bit of a fever.



Tonight, Friday, CBS begins the night with a FRESH 'Joan Of Arcadia', followed by a FRESH 'JAG', then a FRESH 'The District'.
Scheduled on a FRESH Dave are Michael Imperioli and Tyler Crotty (the kid from the Chimpy video that CNN lied about).
Scheduled on a FRESH Craiggers are Kristin Davis, Ron Perlman, and Ben Jelen.

NBC starts the night with a 2-hour 'Dateline', followed by a RERUN 'Law & Order'.
Scheduled on a FRESH Leno are Sylvester Stallone, the latest fired "Apprentice", and Finger Eleven.
Scheduled on a FRESH Conan are The Rock, Colin Quinn, and the Sleepy Jackson.
Scheduled on a FRESH Carson Daly are Jason Priestley, David Cross, Kevin Brennan, Dizzee Rascal, and the Yards.

ABC opens the night with a FRESH 'George Lopez', followed by the Series Premiere of 'The Big House', then a RERUN 'Hope & Faith', followed by a FRESH 'Bonnie', then a FRESH 'The D.A.'.
Scheduled on a FRESH Jimmy Kimmel are Larry King, Steven Van Zandt, and Chesterfield Kings.

The WB offers a RERUN 'Reba', followed by another RERUN 'Reba', then a RERUN 'Grounded For Life', followed by a FRESH 'The Help'.

Faux has a FRESH 'Playing It Straight', followed by a FRESH 'Wonderfalls'.

UPN here has preseason baseball with an LA freeway game - the Angels cruise up I-5 to Dodgerlandia.

PLEASE check local PBS listings for the BEST SHOW on over-the-air-TV, 'NOW With Bill Moyers (& David Brancaccio)'.

A&E has 'American Justice', followed by the movie 'Captain Corelli's Mandolin'.

AMC offers the movie 'Morituri', followed by the movie 'Star Trek II: The Wrath Of Khan', then the wonderfully cheesy movie 'The Puppetmaster'.

BBC  -   
 [6pm]   'BBC World News';
 [6:30pm]   'Cash in the Attic' - Jenkinson;
 [7pm]   'House Invaders' - Northwick;
 [7:30pm]   'Changing Rooms' - Kimbolton;
 [8pm]   'Waking the Dead' - Breaking Glass;
 [10pm]   'Trust - Episode 5';
 [11pm]   'Waking the Dead' - Breaking Glass;
 [1am]   'Trust - Episode 5';
 [2am]   'House Invaders' - Northwick;
 [2:30am]   'Changing Rooms' - Kimbolton;
 [3am]   'Waking the Dead' - Breaking Glass;
 [5am]   'Trust - Episode 5';
 [6am]   'BBC World News'.    (ALL TIMES EST)

Bravo has 'Inside The Actors Studio', followed by the movie 'Apollo 13'.

Comedy Central has 'MAD TV', 'Comic Remix', 'USO Comedy Tour', 'Comedy Central Presents' (Greg Giraldo), and another 'Comedy Central Presents' (Patrice O'Neal).

History has 'Modern Marvels', followed by the movie 'Escape From Alcatraz'.

IFC  -   
 [3:30PM]   'Illuminata' (1998);
 [5:30PM]   'At The Angelika 83' (2003);
 [6PM]   'La Femme Nikita' (1991);
 [8PM]   'The Big One' (1997);
 [9:30PM]   'At The Angelika 83' (2003);
 [10PM]   'Crying Game' (1992);
 [12AM]   'Urbania' (2000);
 [2AM]   'Crying Game' (1992);
 [4AM]   'Urbania' (2000);
 [5:45AM]   Short: 'Corey'.    (ALL TIMES EST)

SciFi has 'Stargate SG-1', 'Andromeda', another 'Stargate SG-1', still another 'Stargate SG-1', and, yep, yet another 'Stargate SG-1'.

Sundance  -   
 [3:30PM]   'Derrida' (Documentary);
 [5PM]   'Alchemy' (Feature);
 [6:35PM]   'The Trials of Henry Kissinger'   (Documentary);
 [8PM]   'Till Human Voices Wake Us' (Feature);
 [9:45PM]   'The Sleepy Time Gal' (Feature);
 [11:30PM]   'Tanner '88: Something Borrowed, Something New' (Short);
 [12AM]   'Audition' (World Cinema);
 [2AM]   'The Purified' (Documentary);
 [3:10AM]   'Stripped (Documentary);
 [4:30AM]   'Rhapsody in August'   [AKA: 'Hachi gatsu no kyōshikyōku' (1991)]    (Feature).    (ALL TIMES EST)

TCM pays tribute to Buddy Ebsen (he would have been 94 today) most of the day.
[6am]    'Thousands Cheer' (1943);
 [8:15am]    'The Girl Of The Golden West' (1938);
 [10:30am]    'Four Girls In White' (1939);
 [12pm]    'The Kid From Texas' (1939);
 [1:30 pm]    'They Met In Argentina' (1941);
 [3pm]    'Sing Your Worries Away' (1942);
 [4:30pm]    'Attack' (1956);
 [6:30pm]    'Mail Order Bride' (1964);

 [8pm]    'The Major and the Minor' (1942);
 [10pm]    'Too Young To Kiss' (1951);
 [12am]    'The World Of Henry Orient' (1964);
 [2am]    'Gigi' (French) (1948);
 [3:30am]    'Gigi' (1958);
 [5:30am] 'Festival of Shorts #29' (2000).    (ALL TIMES EST)


Saturday  -  04/03


 TCM :
 [6:00am]    'The Gorgeous Hussy' (1936);
 [8am]    'Phantom Lady' (1944);
 [9:30am]    'MGM Parade Show #23' (1955);
 [10am]    'Cheyenne' (1947);
 [12pm]    'The Mark Of Zorro' (1940);
 [2pm]    'Rebel Without a Cause' (1955);
 [4pm]    'Speedway' (1968);
 [6pm]    'After The Thin Man' (1936);
 [8pm]    'Rear Window' (1954);
 [10pm]    'The Trouble With Harry' (1955);
 [12am]    'Night Must Fall' (1937);
 [2am]    'A Slight Case Of Murder' (1938);
 [3:45am]    'White Zombie' (1932).    (ALL TIMES EST)



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Former South African President Nelson Mandela pauses during the global launch of the 46664 live concert CDs and DVD in Johannesburg, South Africa, Thursday, April 1, 2004. The number 46664 was Mandela's prison number on Robben Island, Cape Town where he was held for 18 years, and is now used to help in the fight against HIV/AIDS in South Africa, by raising money for the Nelson Mandela Foundation.
Photo by Themba Hadebe

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The Information One-Stop

Moose & Squirrel

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April Fool's Prank

Howard Stern

What seemed at first like Howard Stern's nightmare, turned out to be an April Fool's joke on his listeners.

Fans who tuned in to Stern's radio show Thursday morning heard a perky morning team, Cross and Lopez, promising "fun without the filth." The duo played Clay Aiken songs and chatted about movies coming out this weekend.

They also played a taped message from Stern's general manager saying he had to take Stern off the air because he didn't want to risk having the FCC pull the company's license.

The joke lasted about an hour and a half before Stern came on the air.

Howard Stern

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Hollywood Walk of Fame Star #2250

John Belushi

The late John Belushi was posthumously honored Thursday with a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame and salutes from his brother Jim and former "Saturday Night Live" cast members Chevy Chase and Dan Aykroyd.

Fans from as far away as Belushi's native Chicago were on hand along with Belushi's widow, Judy Belushi Pisano, and celebrities Ted Danson, Mary Steenburgen and Tom Arnold.

His star, located on Hollywood Boulevard near Ivar Avenue, is number 2,250.

John Belushi

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Actor Jim Belushi (R) holds a replica plaque after his brother, comedian John Belushi, was honored posthumously with the 2,250th star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame, April 1, 2004 in Los Angeles, California. Posing with Belushi are actors Chevy Chase and Lorraine Newman, John's widow, Judith Belushi Pisano, and actor Dan Aykroyd (L-R).
Photo by Jim Ruymen

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Reporting On Letterman Bit

CNN Lies

What began on David Letterman's "Late Show" as a comedy bit needling resident Bush turned into a comedy of errors when CNN incorrectly reported that the White House had cried foul.

The whole thing started during a collection of video clips Letterman showed Monday under the label "George W. Bush Invigorates America's Youth."

One showed Bush at a March rally in Orlando, Fla., standing at a lectern with several listeners behind him — among them, a boy in his early teens who could barely stay awake. While Bush spoke, the young man yawned, twisted his head, checked his watch and generally seemed dead on his feet.

Tuesday morning, CNN attempted to lighten its news mood by running the segment, credited to CBS' "Late Show with David Letterman," on its "CNN Live Today."

But then CNN host Daryn Kagan added: "We're being told by the White House that the kid, as funny as he was, was edited into that video, which would explain why the people around him weren't really reacting."

Later, during CNN's "Live From ...," anchor Kyra Phillips reran the tape but cautioned viewers: "We're told that the kid was there at that event, but not necessarily standing behind the president."

The truth was: The White House never complained, and the footage was real.

For the rest, CNN Lies


Regardless, CNN lied, and also acted as an official White House apology organ - thought that was Faux's specialty. Boo. Hiss.

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Stars Strike

'The Simpsons'

The actors who do the talking for Homer, Bart and the rest of the cartoon stars of 'The Simpsons', the long-running Fox television show "The Simpsons" are keeping their mouths shut until producers pay them more money, a source familiar with the situation said on Thursday.

The show's six principal voice actors, whose contracts expired several months ago, have refused to show up for script readings during the past few weeks, delaying production on the upcoming 16th season of the animated series, the source said.

There was no public comment on the salary dispute from the Fox network or the producers at sister studio 20th Century Fox Television, both units of Fox Entertainment Group Inc., which is controlled by Rupert Murdoch's News Corp. Ltd. .

But the source confirmed a report in Hollywood trade paper Daily Variety that each of the six cast members was demanding a salary of $360,000 per episode, or nearly $8 million for a 22-episode season. Each actor currently is paid $125,000 per episode, the source said.

'The Simpsons'

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Latest Additions

Songwriters Hall of Fame

Charles Fox, Al Green, Daryl Hall & John Oates, Don McLean and Motown songwriting duo Norman Whitfield and Barrett Strong will be inducted into the Songwriters Hall of Fame, organizers said Wednesday.

The 35th annual ceremony will be June 10 at the Marriott Marquis in New York. Special award honorees will be announced at a later date.

Songwriters Hall of Fame

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In The Kitchen With BartCop & Friends

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Returns On April 25

'Punk'd'

When Ashton Kutcher announced an end to the series 'Punk'd' after two seasons in December, The Associated Press pointed out the possibility that the announcement was a trick aimed at duping new celebrity prank victims into complacency.

At the time, a page on MTV's Web site announced the end of season two with this message: "But don't worry, the new season starts in March."

Turns out it actually starts in April, but in this tangle of lies, who's counting?

'Punk'd'

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A woman passes by people acquiring a tan near the St. Peter and Paul fortress' wall by Neva River, St. Petersburg, Russia Thursday, April 1, 2004. The temperatures in St. Petersburg dropped Thursday to minus 2 degrees Celsius (30 degrees Fahrenheit).
Photo by Dmitry Lovetsky

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Says Band Had to Go On

Roger Daltrey

Despite the death of bassist John Entwistle in 2002, The Who just had to go on making music, said singer Roger Daltrey.

"Our friends are going to be popping off around us, but you have to go on," Daltrey told The Associated Press in an interview.

Daltrey said the spirit of Entwistle and Moon are a part of the music.

"As soon as we play the music, John's alive, Keith is alive," he said.

Roger Daltrey

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Screenwriters, Studios Brace

Contract Talks

Hollywood's screenwriters open contract talks next week in what is seen as a showdown with film and TV producers on an issue they clashed over three years ago -- bonus payments writers earn on DVDs.

Each side has tried to dampen speculation that a strike is possible, but both studio executives and union leaders sharpened their rhetoric this week as they sought to gain the upper hand before negotiations start on Monday.

DVD residuals, in particular, have emerged as a bone of contention while the booming digital video market generates more than $16 billion a year worldwide with relatively little additional cost to the industry. Sales of TV shows on DVDs alone now gross upward of $1.5 billion a year, the WGA said.

Contract Talks

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Formerly 'The Vidiot'

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Lawyers Agree On Served DUI Time

Diana Ross

Prosecutors and defense lawyers agreed in court Thursday that pop diva Diana Ross should be credited with having served her full sentence in her DUI case.

It's now up to a city magistrate to decide whether the singer must return to jail.

Ross, who pleaded no contest in February to a drunken driving charge in Tucson, arranged to serve her 48-hour sentence in Greenwich, Conn., where she lives.

Ronald Beran, a Greenwich deputy city attorney, said Ross had been released prematurely through no fault of her own.

He said Ross had tried to serve her sentence in good conscience and that she should be credited with doing the time.

Diana Ross

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Toini Harris (L) and Angela Weiss, performers from the Rio hotel show 'Showgirls,' hand out free tickets to shows for customers signing up for Binion's Horseshoe reward cards after Binion's Hotel & Casino reopened under the operation of Harrah's Entertainment, Inc. in Las Vegas, Nevada, April 1, 2004. The landmark casino had been closed since federal marshals and Nevada gaming regulators closed it down in January. Harrah's also operates the Rio hotel.
Photo by Ethan Miller

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More Original Programming From Faux

Richard Branson

Mixing a bit of "Around the World in 80 Days" with Trump's hit reality series "The Apprentice," broadcaster Fox on Thursday said it has signed a deal with Sir Richard Branson, founder of the Virgin Group, for a new U.S. television series tentatively called "Branson's Big Adventure."

The new series featuring the flamboyant billionaire impresario, best known to the American public for stunts like trying to circle the world alone in a balloon, is expected to debut later this year.

Fox, a unit of News Corp. Ltd., said Branson will take "a select group of America's best and brightest" around the world, reliving his experiences and dealing with business dilemmas. Each week, the network said, one contestant will be left behind while the others continue to globetrot.

Richard Branson

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Private Donations Fund New Search

Dominick Arduin

A new search for North Pole adventurer Dominick Arduin, who has been missing for weeks and is presumed dead, has been undertaken after friends collected funds for a private search.

"We believe that she is alive, there is no-one who has declared her dead. And if she has died, we want her in any case back from there," Sven Pahajoki, who organized the collection among Arduin's Finnish friends, told AFP on Thursday.

Several searches for her have since proved futile, and the French-based firm Cerpolex, which provided logistics services to her expedition, has given up all hope and believes she is dead.

Dominick Arduin

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New Guide

Molvania

Intrepid travelers with no corner of the globe left to conquer could try an adventure holiday in Eastern Europe's hidden jewel -- Molvania.

A new guide to "the land untouched by modern dentistry," published in Britain on Thursday, lists some of Molvania's highlights, including its nuclear reactor with genuine 1950s-era cracks and magnificent zoo with 1,000 animals, all crammed in one cage.

Eating out in Molvania -- spiritual home of the polka and whooping cough -- is cheap, but you may have to pay extra for a waiter with a mustache, the guide advises.

Molvania

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Fataki, a two-week-old Somali wild ass, explores her new surroundings Thursday, April 1, 2004, at the San Diego Zoo's Wild Animal Park in San Diego. Fataki, which means 'firecracker,' is the 19th Somali wild ass to be born at the Wild Animal Park since 1985, according to a zoo spokesman.
Photo by Ken Bohn

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