BartCop Entertainment Archives - Wednesday, 4 December, 2013

Wednesday

4 December, 2013

(Updated Daily)

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M Is FOR MASHUP - December 4th, 2013

Like, The Latest Posts Plucked.

By DJ Useo

As the holiday 'season' arrives, you can observe many bootleggers taking some well-deserved time off. Still, the hosting opportunities of late are most favorable for mashups. The combination of effects thus yields an even finer assortment of mixes than normal. Allow me to direct you towards five new pieces that display mixers taking advantage of the wider audience potentialities.







01-Crew '92-'No Beef No Revolution #Pants Down' ( R3hab &The Partysquad vs Nervo vs Afrojack ) Is a marvelous blend with club combos that will have you on your feet and gyrating happily.
( soundcloud.com/crew-92/r3hab-nervo-afrojack-the )























02-DJ Russell -'Pullover Marshup'. No idea who he mashed with but it has a great North African vs House flavor that is top notch.
( www.hulkshare.com/russell_samuel/pullover-marshup-dj-russell )

























03-DJ Qwer-Ty has been posting some of his fave mixes by others and a few hours ago he posted Voicedudes' classic ' More Than A 70's Feeling' ( Jim Croce vs Don McClean vs Boston vs Bob Seger vs Elton John ) This is the kind of track that inspires so many others to mix their own.
( http://hearthis.at/djqwerty/voicedude-more-than-a-70s-feeling/ )























04-DJ Flashard-'Here's To Never Passing The Dutchie' ( Avril Lavigne vs Musical Youth ) This plays so well that Musical Youth liked it!
( soundcloud.com/flash11flash/avril-lavigne-vs-musical-youth )

























05-DJ Y Alias JY's great new track isn't available, but you can read why here
( djyaliasjy.wordpress.com/2013/09/12/official-fm-you-suck-officially-big-time/ )



Now that was one splendid batch of bastard pop, eh? Next, get ready for the anticipated crop of Christmas mashups..






















Mix Of The Week

DJ Useo - 'Bad Weather Mix' (1:19:53) Imagine you're visiting me, and the weather turns bad, so we just hang out and I spin you a live set. I think it would sound like this
( www.bmbx.org/2013/12/bad-weather-mix/ )




















Mashup Tip

Always check that your presets are all turned off when you begin mixing, or you might end up with unpleasant bass, midrange, and treble surprises.















Latest Useo Thing

'We Are Not Just Like Heaven' (The Cure vs Frank Zappa) is a response to the many requests I got for more Zappa mashups. My recent Zappa vs Three Doors Down ( www.groovytimewithdjuseo.blogspot.com/2013/06/3-doors-down-vs-frank-zappa.html ) went over like sliced bread, so I finished this newer one. Both source tracks are from the 80's so it's a very different flavor. Listen here
( www.hulkshare.com/q7e2hopqwkjk )
( www.groovytimewithdjuseo.blogspot.com/2013/12/we-are-not-just-like-heaven-cure-vs.html )


























Podgornio, The Mashup Psychic Predicts

The mashups you play for friends and family this Christmas season will make you the hit of the party. Drop my name for an extra thrill!

















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Recommended Reading

from Bruce

Scott Klinger: CEOs want you -- to fix the debt (LA Times)
Secure in their own wealth and retirement income, some of the nation's chief executive officers are now calling for cuts in Social Security.


Gary Younge: Spike Lee on Oldboy, America's violent history and the fine art of mouthing off (Guardian)
The director has never been short of opinions - so why has he become evasive when we catch up with him in Brooklyn?


Dana Stevens: Spike Lee's Oldboy, a remake of Park Chan-wook's original, reviewed (Slate)
People who saw and loved the original Oldboy-which, sick as it was, had a propelling, antic energy and a genuine love story at its core-will likely be annoyed by this garish but schematic remake, with its draggy pace and chemistry-free central couple. Viewers who are coming to it cold will, most likely, leave feeling enervated, confused, and queasy.


Interviews by Anna Tims: How we made Mary Poppins (Guardian)
'I was shocked when I saw Julie Andrews smoking on set in full garb - Mary Poppins having a fag!'


Daniel Fink: The season of excess begins (LA Times)
Today's ever-expanding holiday sales season has become like a potlatch, in which status is gained through giving.


Oliver Burkeman: "Shoppers beware: a materialist ethos is more misery-inducing than we thought" (Guardian)
Seeking happiness through material acquisition is associated with loneliness and worse responses to traumatic events.


John Farrier: "Wolfe Creek Crater: A Natural Garden inside a Meteorite Crater" (Neatorama)
Water collects in the basin of the crater, so the center of this hole in the desert is filled with green plants.


Seanbaby, "5 Things Critics Love About 'GTA V' (That Actually Suck)" (Cracked)
Since its release, Grand Theft Auto V has become one of the biggest critical and commercial successes in any media. It made more than a half-billion dollars in its first week, and its Metacritic rating of 97 means we agree as a people that it's perfect. ... The whole point of the Internet is to destroy what you love, which is what I'm about to do, here. Here are the five best but also worst parts of GTA 5.



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Trivia Question of the Day


According to Guinness World Records, what is the all-time best-selling single worldwide?

                                  



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Trivia Question from Yesterday


What is the only X-Rated film ever screened by a sitting U.S. President (Richard Nixon, no less)?


      Midnight Cowboy                                                      Source


The film was rated "X" (no one under 17 admitted) upon its original release in 1969, but the unrestricted use of that rating by pornographic filmmakers caused the rating to quickly become associated with hardcore sex films. Because of the stigma that developed around the "X" rating in the ratings system's early years, many theaters refused to run "X" films and many newspapers would not run ads for them. The film was given a new "R" (children under 17 must be accompanied by a parent or legal guardian) rating in 1971, without having anything changed or removed. It remains the only X-Rated film ever to win the Oscar for Best Picture, be shown on network TV (although the R reclassification had taken place by then), or be screened by a sitting U.S. President, Richard Nixon.        Source






Charlie was first, and correct, with:
   It could only have been Midnight Cowboy.


  But then it came to this




Alan J said:
   Midnight Cowboy



Lois Of Oregon wrote:
   Ah, Midnight Cowboy. It was only rated X until it won them there Oscars, then it got respectability and an R rating. How things change. But on to important things...Uncle Joe! Please tell us the story of how you became a wizard!?!
  Pretty please!!




mj replied:
   Even if it isn't
  It should be (have been) Deep Throat.




Jim from CA, retired to ID, responded:
   Midnight Cowboy



Adam answered:
   Hmmm...Midnight Cowboy.
  It's about the only legitimate x-rated movie made. I don't think it's currently classified 'X' anymore.




Sally said:
   "Midnight Cowboy" is the only X-Rated film ever screened by a sitting U.S. President (Richard Nixon, no less).

  I can still remember seeing this movie in a theater on upper Broadway, NYC circa 1969. Oh how I cried when Dustin Hoffman died on the bus when finally entering Florida... So freaking sad! But, why was this movie 'X' rated anyway??
  PS: @mj - read your reply re the Rubik Cube. I shared your comment with my daughter, to show her that her brother isn't the only clever kid in the world after all! LOL! Thx, mj!




Marian responded:
   Midnight Cowboy



Dale of Wet & Frosty Diamond Springs, Norfallcali, replied:
   Tricia's Wedding by the Cockettes? No, it was Midnight Cowboy. Dustin Hoffman as Ratso Rizzo and Dickwad Jon Voight as Joe Buck da Ho. Young Sylvia Miles and younger Brenda Vaccaro before being ruined by Michael Douglas. Nixon in all probability secretly liked the movie, and then started Operation Intercept and the Paraquat poisoning of us American Youths.





MAM   wrote:
   Midnight Cowboy (1969) with Jon Voight and Dustin Hoffman.




BttbBob   is a bit distracted.
  
  December 4 Birthdays - Celebrities Born December 4 | Famous Birthdays




And, Joe S     answered:
   Well, I know the answer and you all probably do too, but before we get to that I know you are anxious to know how I turned to the life of Magic. It wasn't natural, I converted while a member of the United States Air Force. You see, I was a normal kid growing up. Normal by my standards at least, and I was tired of going to school and abiding by all the rules so I decided to join the military.
  I heard that the Air Force would give you a job that you wanted to do and assign you to the base of your choice. That sounded just fine to me. I wanted to be a writer, I thought I could be a historian and record all the wondrous things the Air Force did and I would choose to be assigned to the Empire Radar Station. That way I could come home on weekends, and see my girlfriend whenever I wanted to. Yes, that was the life for me.
  As it turned out, it didn't quite turn out the way I planned it. The Air Force gave me aptitude tests and the tests seemed to indicate I would be a lousy writer. I didn't seem to know how to spell very well, I didn't seem to understand the rules of grammar, couldn't tell you the difference between a verb and a participle. And I didn't seem to type very fast even though I owned my own typewriter and I took a semester of typing in High School, I thought 30 words a minute was blazing. Oh, and they didn't have any openings for an Air Force Historian. Go figger.
  As I don't want to make a large production out of this story, let's skip right to the chase. My tests seem to indicate I am mechanically inclined, as it turns out the tests were right and I was assigned to the care and well being of giant Weapons of Mass Destruction keeping the world safe from Mutually Assured Destruction, or what ever. Anyway we (I) sometimes spent long periods of time away from base and my nice comfortable room and my own bed and TV and refrigerator, and no where near a barber shop. One day after my Sergeant yelled at me for about the fourth time to get a haircut, I decided I had should maybe get one.
  I went back to my room, gathered up my money, tied it up in the corner of my handkerchief and set off for town to get a haircut. As I was walking down the sidewalk to the barbershop, minding my own business, whistling a little tune, I passed by an open door. It was the open door to a saloon, yes friends, a saloon. As I walked past the door I heard a voice from within, "Hey kid! Come in here." Being a fine tuned Airman trained to instantly obey an order, I went in.
  There was a man sitting a table and he asked me, "What'cha got in your pocket kid."
  I immediately replied, "Just my haircut money all tied up safely in my handkerchief, Sir."
  He looked me right in the eye and said, "Put it on the table."
  I did and POOF! It turned into a bottle of wine, Ripple as I recall. I thought, "Magic! This the life for me."
  The answer to the quiz? Midnight Cowboy.



  


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From The Creator of 'Avery Ant'


"The Problem With Young People Today"

(Crabby Old Fart)



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Selected Readings

from that Mad Cat, JD


"MOST LIKELY YOU GO YOUR WAY AND I'LL GO MINE"

"THE NORTH POOL."

BURRR!

TRYING TO ARGUE WITH A WHITE WING FASCIST

WELCOME TO SCROOGE-MART. MERRY XMAS

CONSERVATIVES CAN'T HELP THEMSELVES, THEY'RE BORN LIARS!






Visit JD's site - Kitty Litter Music



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Ark Of Darkness

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In The Chaos Household

Last Night

Started out nice and sunny, but by late afternoon it was gray and windy and cold (for these parts).



Tonight, Wednesday:

CBS starts the night with a FRESH 'Survivor', followed by a RERUN 'Criminal Minds', then a RERUN 'CSI: The Original One'.
On a RERUN Dave (from 11/4/13) are Woody Harrelson, David Ortiz, and the Wanted.
Scheduled on a FRESH Craig are Aisha Tyler and Bruce McCall.



NBC opens the night with the FRESH 'Christmas In Rockefeller Center', followed by the 2-hour 'SNL- Christmas'.
On a RERUN Leno (from 11/1/13) are Melissa McCarthy, Andy Cohen, and Empire of the Sun.
On a RERUN Jimmy Fallon (from 9/17/13) are Orlando Bloom, Elvis Costello,and young golfers from "The Short Game".
On a RERUN Carson 'The Scab' Daly (from 11/6/13) are Eric Andre and Chrome Sparks.



ABC begins the night with a FRESH 'The Middle', followed by a FRESH 'Back In The Game', then a FRESH 'Modern Family', followed by a FRESH 'Super Fun Night', then a FRESH 'Nashville'.
Scheduled on a FRESH Jimmy Kimmel are Benedict Cumberbatch and R. Kelly.



The CW offers a FRESH 'Arrow', followed by a FRESH 'The Tomorrow People'.
Scheduled on a FRESH Arsenio Hall are Alyssa Milano, Charlie Murphy, and Ne-Yo.



Faux fills the night with a FRESH 'The X Factor'.



MY recycles an old 'L&O: CI', followed by another old 'L&O: CI'.



A&E has all 'Duck Dynasty' all night.



AMC offers the movie 'Men In Black', followed by the movie 'Shooter'.



BBC  -   
 [6:00AM]    BBC WORLD NEWS
 [7:00AM]    BBC WORLD NEWS
 [8:00AM]    DOCTOR WHO: VOYAGE OF THE DAMNED
 [9:00AM]    TORCHWOOD - Season 2 - Ep 3 - To The Last Man
 [10:00AM]    STAR TREK: THE NEXT GENERATION - Season 6 - Ep 21 - Frame of Mind
 [11:00AM]    STAR TREK: THE NEXT GENERATION - Season 6 - Ep 22 - Suspicions
 [12:00PM]    STAR TREK: THE NEXT GENERATION - Season 6 - Ep 23 - Rightful Heir
 [1:00PM]    RAMSAY'S KITCHEN NIGHTMARES UK - Season 2 - Ep 6 - Clubway 41
 [2:00PM]    RAMSAY'S KITCHEN NIGHTMARES REVISITED US - Season 2 - Ep 2 - Revisited: Handlebar, Casa Roma, The Black Pearl
 [3:00PM]    RAMSAY'S KITCHEN NIGHTMARES UK - Season 3 - Ep 2 - The Fenwick Arms
 [4:00PM]    TOP GEAR - Season 8 - Episode 5
 [5:00PM]    TOP GEAR - Season 8 - Episode 6
 [6:00PM]    TOP GEAR: BEST OF 08-09-Episode 1
 [7:00PM]    TOP GEAR: BEST OF 08-09-Episode 2
 [8:00PM]    TOP GEAR - Season 20 - Episode 4
 [9:00PM]    ROBOCOP
 [11:00PM]    ATLANTIS - Season 1 - Episode 2
 [12:00AM]    ROBOCOP
 [2:00AM]    TOP GEAR - Season 20 - Episode 4
 [3:00AM]    TOP GEAR: BEST OF 08-09-Episode 1
 [4:00AM]    TOP GEAR: BEST OF 08-09-Episode 2
 [5:00AM]    TOP GEAR - Season 8 - Episode 6    (ALL TIMES EST)



Bravo has 'Shahs Of Sunset', 'Real Housewives Of BH', 'Top Chef', followed by a FRESH 'Top Chef'.



Comedy Central has last night's 'Colbert Report', last night's 'Jon Stewart', 'Key & Peele', 'South Park', another 'South Park', still another 'South Park', followed by a FRESH 'South Park', then a FRESH 'Key & Peele'.
Scheduled on a FRESH Jon Stewart is Jehane Noujaim.
Scheduled on a FRESH Colbert Report is Bryan Stevenson.



FX has the movie 'Real Steel', followed by the movie 'Iron Man 2', then a FRESH 'American Horror Story'.



History has 'American Pickers', another 'American Pickers', followed by a FRESH 'American Pickers', then a FRESH 'Bible Secrets Revealed'.



IFC  -   
 [6:00AM]    Comedy Bang! Bang!-Jessica Alba Wears a Jacket with Patent Leather Pumps
 [6:30AM]    Comedy Bang! Bang!-Rashida Jones Wears a Black Blazer & Flowered Pants
 [7:00AM]    Whitest Kids U'Know
 [7:15AM]    Godsend
 [9:30AM]    Anacondas: The Hunt for the Blood Orchid
 [11:30AM]    Dark Floors
 [1:15PM]    Godsend
 [3:30PM]    Anacondas: The Hunt for the Blood Orchid
 [5:30PM]    Hannibal Rising
 [8:00PM]    Eyes Wide Shut
 [11:30PM]    Monster's Ball
 [2:00AM]    Eyes Wide Shut
 [5:30AM]    The Birthday Boys-Helpful Tips    (ALL TIMES EST)



Sundance  -   
 [6:00AM]    Rectify-Modern Times
 [7:00AM]    A Prairie Home Companion
 [9:15AM]    Pride
 [11:30AM]    Driving Miss Daisy
 [1:45PM]    Romancing the Stone
 [4:15PM]    The Jewel of the Nile
 [6:45PM]    Peggy Sue Got Married
 [9:00PM]    Revealing-Face Value
 [10:00PM]    Sixteen Candles
 [12:00AM]    Revealing-Face Value
 [1:00AM]    My Summer of Love
 [3:00AM]    Moon
 [5:00AM]    Love Lust-Love Lust & Secret Societies    (ALL TIMES EST)



SyFy has 'Ghost Hunters', 'Haunted Highway', followed by a FRESH 'Haunted Highway', then a FRESH 'Killer Contact'.



TBS:
Scheduled on a FRESH Conan are Ben Stiller, Evangeline Lilly, and the Wild Feathers.



TCM spends the night with Fred Astaire
 [6:00 AM]      Raiders Of The Seven Seas (1953)
 [7:30 AM]      Captain Kidd (1945)
 [9:00 AM]      The Golden Hawk (1952)
 [10:30 AM]      Last of the Buccaneers (1950)
 [12:00 PM]      The Boy and the Pirates (1960)
 [1:30 PM]      Abbott And Costello Meet Captain Kidd (1952)
 [2:45 PM]      The Crimson Pirate (1952)
 [4:30 PM]      The Pirate (1948)
 [6:15 PM]      The Princess And The Pirate (1944)
 [8:00 PM]      Flying Down To Rio (1933)
 [9:45 PM]      Carson on TCM: Fred Astaire (12/21/79) (2013)
 [10:00 PM]      The Gay Divorcee (1934)
 [12:00 AM]      Roberta (1935)
 [2:00 AM]      Follow The Fleet (1936)
 [4:00 AM]      The Story of Vernon and Irene Castle (1939)
 [5:45 AM]      Second Chorus (1940)
    (ALL TIMES EST)



Thursday   -  12/05/13

TCM:
 [7:15 AM]      Sky's The Limit, The (1943)
 [9:00 AM]      Angel Face (1953)
 [10:45 AM]      The Man With The Golden Arm (1955)
 [12:45 PM]      Anatomy Of A Murder (1959)
 [3:30 PM]      Advise & Consent (1962)
 [6:00 PM]      Bunny Lake Is Missing (1965)
 [8:00 PM]      The Defiant Ones (1958)
 [9:45 PM]      A Raisin in the Sun (1961)
 [12:00 AM]      In The Heat Of The Night (1967)
 [2:00 AM]      Glory (1989)
 [4:15 AM]      Intruder In The Dust (1950)     (ALL TIMES EST)



TNT has a FRESH 'Mob City' (runs 2hr., 6min.)




Antenna TV

Bounce TV

Cozi TV

MOVIES! TV Network

Me-TV

RTV - The Retro Television Network

This TV


Al Jazeera






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Eva Longoria, left, and honoree Laura Oldaker arrive at The Verizon Fifth Annual Latino Entrepreneur of the Year Awards Gala on Monday, Dec. 2, 2013 at the Museum of Latin American Art in Long Beach, Calif.
Photo by John Shearer

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Hate Monger?

Bob Dylan

French authorities have filed preliminary charges against Bob Dylan over a 2012 interview in which he is quoted comparing Croatians to Nazis and the Ku Klux Klan.

The charges of "public insult and inciting hate" were filed against the musician in mid-November, Paris prosecutor's office spokeswoman Agnes Thibault-Lecuivre said Tuesday.

They stem from a lawsuit by a Croatian community group in France over remarks in an interview in Rolling Stone magazine in September 2012.

Speaking about race relations in the United States, Dylan was quoted as saying: "If you got a slave master or Klan in your blood, blacks can sense that. That stuff lingers to this day. Just like Jews can sense Nazi blood and the Serbs can sense Croatian blood."

The charges were filed two days before Dylan received a French government honour at the Culture Ministry Nov. 13 but were not publicly confirmed until this week.

Bob Dylan

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Ben Stiller poses with his wife Christine Taylor and their children Quin (L) and Ella (R) during Stiller's hand and footprint ceremony outside the TCL Chinese Theatre in Los Angeles December 3, 2013.
Photo by Phil McCarten

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Bad Sex in Fiction Prize

Manil Suri

An out-of-this-world sex scene invoking stars, supernovas and statisticians has won U.S.-based writer Manil Suri the uncoveted Bad Sex in Fiction Award.

Suri, a novelist and mathematician, won the annual British prize for a passage in his novel "The City of Devi," in which the characters "streak like superheroes past suns and solar systems, we dive through shoals of quarks and atomic nuclei."

The passage climaxes: "In celebration of our breakthrough fourth star, statisticians the world over rejoice."

Suri, a professor of mathematics at the University of Maryland, was not on hand Tuesday to accept his award in person. A representative of his publisher, Bloomsbury, accepted the prize from former "Dynasty" star Joan Collins at a ceremony in London.

Manil Suri

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Blaster For Sale

Han Solo

"Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid. " - Han Solo "Star Wars: A New Hope"

Especially when they're worth more than $200,000.

Sure, Han Solo is used to having a price on his head. But now, instead of being pursued by the galaxy's most infamous bounty hunters, he's the target of geeks hoping to get their hands on his famed blaster.

The resin-based blaster may appear crude and clumsy when compared to that more famous, elegant weapon from a more civilized age. But the prop gun used by Harrison Ford in the original "Star Wars" trilogy films "The Empire Strikes Back" and "Return of the Jedi," has been put up for auction- and the minimum asking price is $200,000.

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Stephen Fry seen at New Line Cinema Premiere of 'The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug', held at the Dolby Theatre on Monday, Dec. 2, 2013 in Los Angeles.
Photo by Eric Charbonneau

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Gown Fetches $167,000 At Auction

Princess Diana

A lavish white and gold ballet-inspired ball gown worn by Princess Diana has fetched 102,000 pounds ($167,000) at a London auction.

Kerry Taylor Auction said the strapless gown, which features gold sequins, rhinestones and pearl beads, was not designed for Diana - but the royal chose it herself from a collection by her favourite designers, the Emanuels.

The auction house said Diana wore the dress, which came with a matching headband and optional sleeves, on various occasions.

It said the dress' auction price exceeded initial estimates and went to an unidentified museum abroad.

Princess Diana

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Dancer Found Guilty

Bolshoi

A Bolshoi star dancer and two other men on Tuesday were convicted for their parts in an acid attack on the ballet's director which exposed vicious backstage bickering and intrigue at the renowned theater.

Judge Yelena Maximova pronounced Bolshoi soloist Pavel Dmitrichenko guilty in the Jan. 17 attack on Sergei Filin. She said that Dmitrichenko and two other men had made plans to hurt Filin a few months before the attack.

Prosecutors asked for a nine-year sentence for Dmitrichenko, 10 years for ex-convict Yuri Zarutsky, suspected of carrying out the attack, and six years for their driver, Andrei Lipatov.

During the trial, Dmitrichenko said that Zarutsky had approached him with an offer to beat up Filin, and the dancer agreed. He said he was shocked when he heard about the acid attack in the news and told Zarutsky they should surrender to the police.

The judge accepted that Dmitrichenko was unaware of the plan to use acid, which may set stage for a softer sentence. Zarutsky had testified that Dmitrichenko was unaware of the intention to use acid.

Bolshoi

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British screenwriter and film director Terry Gilliam and his wife Maggie Weston attend the 13th Marrakech International Film Festival in Marrakech December 2, 2013.
Photo by Youssef Boudlal

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Every Sperm Is Sacred

U.S. Catholic Bishops

A Michigan woman has sued the U.S. Catholic bishops, arguing that a Catholic hospital in Michigan denied her adequate treatment during a painful miscarriage because of a policy banning even the discussion of abortion as an option.

Tamesha Means said she went to a Catholic hospital in Muskegon, Michigan, the only hospital within 30 minutes of her home, when her water broke in December 2010 after only 18 weeks of pregnancy, according to the lawsuit filed Friday in Detroit federal court.

Despite her being in excruciating pain and with virtually no chance her pregnancy could survive, Mercy Health Partners told Means there was nothing it could do and did not tell Means that terminating her pregnancy was an option and the safest course for her condition, the lawsuit said.

The lawsuit accuses the United States Conference of Catholic Bishops of creating health care directives "that cause pregnant women who are suffering from a miscarriage to be denied appropriate medical care, including information about their condition and treatment options."

About 15 percent of the 800,000 beds in the U.S. are in a Catholic hospital, according to the Catholic Health Association. In those hospitals, medical professionals must comply with the bishops' directives, which prohibit suggesting or performing abortions.

U.S. Catholic Bishops

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Model Kate Moss and singer Rita Ora (R) attend the British Fashion Awards in London December 2, 2013.
Photo by Neil Hall

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Fresh Lawsuit On Sale Of Masks

Hopi

The Native American Hopi tribe took a Paris auction house to court Tuesday to try to block the upcoming sale of 32 sacred tribal masks, arguing they are "bitterly opposed" to the use as merchandise of sacred objects that represent their ancestral spirits.

The Katsinam masks are scheduled for sale at the Drouot auction house on Dec. 9 and 11, alongside an altar from the Zuni tribe that used to belong to late Hollywood star Vincent Price, and other Native American frescoes and dolls.

Advocates for the Hopis argue that selling the sacred Katsinam masks as commercial art is illegal because the masks are like tombs and represent their ancestors' spirits. The tribe nurtures and feed the masks as if they are the living dead. The objects are surreal faces made from wood, leather, horse hair and feathers and painted in vivid pigments of red, blue, yellow and orange.

In April, a Paris court ruled that such sales are legal in France, and Drouot sold off around 70 Hopi masks despite vocal protests and criticism from actor Robert Redford and the U.S. government. The U.S., unlike France, possesses laws which robustly protect indigenous peoples.

The Hopis' French lawyer, Pierre Servan-Schreiber, remains optimistic that this time the judge will rule in their favor. His argument highlights an existing French law which prevents the sale of tombs, and gives these objects a special, protected status.

Hopi

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Actor and write Larry David arrives for the premiere of the movie "Lone Survivor" in New York December 3, 2013.
Photo by Carlo Allegri

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New York Lawsuit Seeks 'Legal Personhood'

Chimpanzees

A U.S. animal rights group on Monday filed what it said is the first lawsuit seeking to establish the "legal personhood" of chimpanzees.

The non-profit Nonhuman Rights Project asked a New York state court to declare a 26-year-old chimp named Tommy "a cognitively complex autonomous legal person with the fundamental legal right not to be imprisoned."

The lawsuit seeks a declaration that Tommy's "detention" in a "small, dank, cement cage in a cavernous dark shed" in central New York is unlawful and demands his immediate release to a primate sanctuary.

The lawsuit on Tommy's behalf is among three the group is filing this week on behalf of four chimps across New York. The other chimps are Kiko, a 26-year-old chimp living on a private property in Niagara Falls, and Hercules and Leo, two young male chimps used in research at Stony Brook University on Long Island, the group said.

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Billy Joel speaks at a news conference at Madison Square Garden, Tuesday, Dec. 3, 2013 in New York. The icon announced he will perform a residency at the famed NYC venue once a month for as many months as New Yorkers demand. He is set to perform sold out shows on Jan. 27, Feb. 3, March 21 and April 28. He will also perform on his 65th birthday, which is May 9.
Photo by Mark Lennihan

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WWar II Era Japanese Submarine Found

The I-400

Scientists plumbing the Pacific Ocean off the Hawaii coast have discovered a World War Two era Japanese submarine, a technological marvel that had been preparing to attack the Panama Canal before being scuttled by U.S. forces.

The 400-foot (122-meter) "Sen-Toku" class vessel - among the largest pre-nuclear submarines ever built - was found in August off the southwest coast of Oahu and had been missing since 1946, scientists at the University of Hawaii at Manoa said.

The I-400 and its sister ship, the I-401, which was found off Oahu in 2005, were able to travel one and a half times around the world without refueling and could hold up to three folding-wing bombers that could be launched minutes after resurfacing, the scientists said.

The accidental discovery of the 1-400, an aircraft-toting I-400 mega sub, on the rock- and debris-littered ocean floor, some 2,300 feet beneath the surface, has solved the mystery surrounding a ship long thought to be further afield.

The I-400

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Peter Jackson arrives at the Los Angeles premiere of "The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug" at the Dolby Theatre on Monday, Dec. 2, 2013.
Photo by Jordan Strauss

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Asian Nations Dominate

International Test

American students once again lag behind many of their Asian and European peers on a global exam, a continuing trend that often is blamed on child poverty and a diverse population in U.S. schools.

Education Secretary Arne Duncan called the results a "picture of educational stagnation" as U.S. students showed little improvement over three years, failing to score in the top 20 on math, reading or science.

Students in Shanghai, China's largest city, had the top scores in all subjects, and Singapore, South Korea, Japan and Hong Kong students weren't far behind. Even Vietnam, which had its students participate for the first time, had a higher average score in math and science than the United States.

About half a million students in 65 nations and educational systems took part in the 2012 Program for International Student Assessment, or PISA, which is coordinated by the Paris-based Organization for Economic Cooperation and Development, or OECD.

International Test

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Composer Howard Shore seen at New Line Cinema Premiere of 'The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug', held at the Dolby Theatre on Monday, Dec. 2, 2013 in Los Angeles.
Photo by Eric Charbonneau

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Guam

Operation Dead-Mouse Drop

A group of 2,000 dead mice equipped with cardboard parachutes have been airdropped over a United States Air Force base in Guam in order to poison brown tree snakes.

It may sound like the plot to an animated movie starring the vocal talents of Gilbert Godfried, but we assure you this is actually happening.

NBC News reports that the dead mice were pumped full of acetaminophen, the active ingredient in Tylenol. The hope is that the snakes, which are invasive to the area and cause harm to exotic native birds and the island's power grid, will be drawn to the toxic rodents, eat them, and then croak. Other animals face minimal risk, reports the Air Force Times.

Dan Vice, the Agriculture Department's assistant supervisory wildlife biologist for Guam, told KUAM that the mice are dropped in a time sequence from low-flying helicopters. Each rodent is strung up to a tiny parachute made of cardboard and tissue paper.

The mission is part of an $8 million program from the Interior and Defense departments, Phys.org reports. If the mission is successful, experts may expand it to other parts of Guam. In other words, maybe a sequel is forthcoming.

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