BartCop Entertainment Archives - Wednesday, 17 September, 2008

Wednesday

17 September, 2008

(Updated Daily)

[419 days in a row]

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Sarah Palin Explains Why She's Qualified to Handle the Nation's Financial Crisis


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HAIKU HEADLINES

THE M.M.S. CHICKS

ARE IN FAVOR OF DRILLING

CRUDE OIL....SEX AND DRUGS

zEN mAN
(observiing yet another Bush Repug scandal involving the Federal Mineral Management Services....and we're paying for their escapades!)

zEN mAN archives


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Recommended Reading

from Bruce

Charles Murray: Are Too Many People Going to College? (american.com)
When corporations downsize, they lay off mediocre managers before they lay off top electricians. When the economy gets soft, top electricians can find work when mediocre managers cannot. Low-level management jobs can often be outsourced to India, whereas electricians' jobs cannot.


STEFAN KANFER: In Living Black-and-White (city-journal.org)
The old classics retain a vitality and beauty that color can't provide.


20 QUESTIONS: Howard Blum (popmatters.com)
Bestselling author, Vanity Fair contributing editor, and New York Times award-winning investigative reporter Howard Blum chats with PopMatters 20 Questions about Bob Dylan, Melville's Ishmael, and a bit of a Mafioso affinity.


Malinda Lo: A Quickie With Lena Headey (afterellen.com)
The star of "Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles" talks about the iconic role.


Michael Jensen: "Neil Patrick Harris makes it look easy: Our exclusive interview" (afterelton.com)
The out actor on gay panic humor, his nude scene, his dream role, and much more!


Brandon Voss: "Big Gay Following: Molly Shannon" (advocate.com)
SNL starlet Molly Shannon returns to the small screen in the American adaptation of the hit Australian show Kath & Kim.


Roger Ebert: Rourke ready to climb off mat with 'Wrestler'
Mickey Rourke is back. The legendary tough guy in 1980s movies like "9? Weeks," "Barfly" and "Year of the Dragon" has never been away. He's been working steadily, with 16 movies just since 2000 -- but his title role in "The Wrestler" is arguably his best career performance and could win him an Oscar nomination.


Roger Ebert: An incident at Toronto
I think the guy was wrong. A film critic of all people should be respectful of the sight-lines of fellow audience members. But in one way I feel sorry for him. He had no idea who was behind him when he smacked me. Now it looked like he was picking on poor me. I have had my problems, but I promise you I am plenty hearty enough to withstand a smack, and quite happy, after the smack, to tap him again. I had to see those subtitles. There was no pain. The incident is over. Peace.


David Bruce: Wise Up! Activism (athensnews.com)
The year 2007 will be remembered in part for the protests of monks against the military dictatorship in Burma. It may also be remembered for a very unusual protest by international women, who discovered that in Burmese society macho soldier types believe that they must not come in contact with female undergarments. This has led to the formation of the international women's protest called "Panties for Peace," which may sound satiric but is deadly serious. Women all over the world sent their panties to Burmese embassies all over the world to protest the Burmese military's treatment of the Burmese monks.
For example, American women sent their panties to the Burmese embassy in the United States, which is located in Washington, D.C.


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The Weekly Poll

'Informed Voter' Edition...

On August 25th The Democratic National Convention released the official platform.    Click here: 2008 Democratic Party Platform - (WARNING: pdf format)

This week's poll is...

What changes, if any, would you make to this platform?

    A.)  None. It is fine as it is...

    B.)  I would include __________...

    C.)  I would not have included __________...

    D.)  I would alter this particular position __________...

Remember Pollfans, an informed voter, is a happy voter!


BadtotheBoneBob



Send your response to BadtotheBoneBob ( BCEpoll 'at' aol.com )




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Palin's Latest Gaffe: 'We'll Clean Up Government Like We Have Hoover Vacuums'


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Trivia Question Of The Day

The year 2009 is represented as which set of Roman Numerals ?

   A:    CCIX
   B:    DDIX
   C:    LLIX
   D:    MMIX
   E:    XXIX



Send your answer to Marty






Trivia Question from Yesterday

Philematology is the science of what?

   A:    Basket Weaving
  B:    Kissing
   C:    Satellites
   D:    Snow Flakes
   E:    Stamps                 Source






Alan J was first, and correct, with
   B: Kissing. I always thought kissing was an art!



Charlie responded:
   It is the "science" of
  B: Kissing




~ Tony In Philly     answered:
   B: Kissing



Jim from CA replied:
   Kissing....



Adam in NoHo responded:
   If Pillately is collecting stamps, then Philematology must be the science of- E: Stamps



Sally answered:
   Philematology is the science of Kissing (B) - you know, like the way the media does to their newest, "flash-in-the-pan," candidate, Palin. (Pronounced through your sinuses, if you will...)
  "Happy" depressing Tuesday,
  PS: I am listening to Erin Hart as I type. She sure is feisty this morning. I like that!
  PPS: Sounds like another chapter of "Swiftboating," is the advertising and sale of the NY Times "Best Seller" list: "THE CASE AGAINST BARACK OBAMA," by David Freddoso for 99 cents via "Newsmax."
  Oy freaking Vey!
  PPPS: Is anyone familiar with the "24-hour window?" This is what Bill Clinton used to slam ANY AND ALL detractors - and he IS a winner! Let's hope Obama comes out swinging about this.




Marian the Teacher replied:
   kissing




  

Thanks to Charlie & Tony in Philly for the pictures.




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Just A Small Town Mayor

Garner St. John

Hi Marty -

Small-town Mayor Garner St. John is in the midst of re-election and facing a lot of the same issues the national candidates.

The latest video at the You Tubes.

Visit the website.

If you click on "Donate" it leads to his ex-wife's attack site.


thanks

The Vote Garner Team

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Photo from Marsha

Mystery Bug

Marty:

Mystery bug by Marsha Ann Griffith


Snapped this cute little fellow a few weeks ago, and still can't identify him. Maybe one of your readers can figure out what he is.

Enjoy!


MAG


Thanks, again, Marsha!


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Reader Suggestion

White Privilege

Marty -

For those who still can't grasp the concept of white privilege, or who are constantly looking for some easy-to-understand examples of it, perhaps this list will help.

White privilege is when you can get pregnant at seventeen like Bristol Palin and everyone is quick to insist that your life and that of your family is a personal matter, and that no one has a right to judge you or your parents, because "every family has challenges," even as black and Latino families with similar "challenges" are regularly typified as irresponsible, pathological and arbiters of social decay.

White privilege is when you can call yourself a "fuckin' redneck," like Bristol Palin's boyfriend does, and talk about how if anyone messes with you, you'll "kick their fuckin' ass," and talk about how you like to "shoot shit" for fun, and still be viewed as a responsible, all-American boy (and a great son-in-law to be) rather than a thug.

White privilege is when you can attend four different colleges in six years like Sarah Palin did (one of which you basically failed out of, then returned to after making up some coursework at a community college), and no one questions your intelligence or commitment to achievement, whereas a person of color who did this would be viewed as unfit for college, and probably someone who only got in in the first place because of affirmative action.

For the rest: This is Your Nation on White Privilege by Tim Wise


Andrew


Thanks, Andrew!


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Selected Readings

from that Mad Cat, JD

WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO HIDE BITCH!

THE POISON PILL!

IF YOU WANT TO GO CRAZY, GO TO SAN FRANCISCO. NOBODY WILL NOTICE!

28 YEARS OF REPUG. ENJOY!

WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN CONSERVATIVES AND SHIT? YOU CAN FLUSH SHIT DOWN A TOILET WITHOUT FUCKING UP THE SYSTEM!

McBUSH DOESN'T THINK THAT THE RICH HAVE ENOUGH!

SOUL MATES!

A JOURNALISTIC JOKE GIVES IT UP!

THE REPUG COMMIES CRY: HELP ME! HELP ME!

NO TIME TO GLOAT!

BURN AFTER READING!

THE LONG AND THE SHORT OF IT!

JOHN McCAIN INVENTED THE BLACKBERRY! SARAH PALIN INVENTED THE DINGLEBERRY!



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Ark Of Darkness

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In The Chaos Household

Last Night

Overcast and cool most of the day.



Tonight, Wednesday:

CBS starts the night with a RERUN 'Old Christine', followed by another RERUN 'Old Christine', then a RERUN 'Criminal Minds', followed by a RERUN 'CSI: The 3rd One'.
On a RERUN Dave (from 9/2/08) are Nicolas Cage, Anna Torv, and Terrence Howard.
Scheduled on a FRESH Craig are Alan Alda and Illeana Douglas.

NBC opens the night with a FRESH 'America's Got Talent', followed by a RERUN 'Law & Order: Criminal Intent'.
Scheduled on a FRESH Leno are Ed Harris, Meghan McCain, and George Clinton & The Gangsters Of Love All-Stars.
Scheduled on a FRESH Conan are Ray Liotta and Loudon Wainwright III.
Scheduled on a FRESH Carson 'The Scab' Daly is Thom Beers.

ABC begins the night with a RERUN 'Wife Swap', followed by a RERUN '20/20: The Royal Family'.
Scheduled on a FRESH Jimmy Kimmel are Alyssa Milano, Stephen Merchant, and Ne-Yo.

The CW offers a FRESH 'America's Next Top Model', followed by a FRESH '90210'.

Faux has a FRESH 'Bones', followed by a FRESH 'Til Death', followed by a FRESH 'Do Not Disturb'.

MY recycles an old 'Twilight Zone', followed by another recycled 'Twilight Zone', 'Whacked Out Videos', and another 'Whacked Out Videos'.

A&E has 'CSI: The 2nd One', 'Dog The Racist Bounty Hunter', another 'Dog The Racist Bounty Hunter', still another 'Dog The Racist Bounty Hunter', yet another 'Dog The Racist Bounty Hunter', 'Criss Angel Mindfreak', and another 'Criss Angel Mindfreak'.

AMC offers the movie 'Matchstick Men', followed by the movie 'Blown Away', then the movie 'Ladder 49'.

BBC  -   
 [12:00 PM]    How Clean Is Your House? - Episode 1
 [12:30 PM]    How Clean Is Your House? - Episode 2
 [1:00 PM]    Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares - Ep 5 The Curry Lounge
 [2:00 PM]    Cash in the Attic - Episode 1
 [3:00 PM]    Bargain Hunt - Ep. 17 Ardingly 68
 [3:30 PM]    Bargain Hunt - Ep. 18 Newark 62
 [4:00 PM]    You Are What You Eat - Episode 3
 [4:30 PM]    You Are What You Eat - Episode 4
 [5:00 PM]    How Clean Is Your House? - Episode 3
 [5:30 PM]    How Clean Is Your House? - Episode 4
 [6:00 PM]    Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares Revisited - Ep 4 Bonapartes
 [7:00 PM]    BBC World News America
 [8:00 PM]    Cocaine Diaries: Alex James in Colombia
 [9:00 PM]    The Human Camera
 [10:00 PM]    BBC World News America
 [11:00 PM]    Cocaine Diaries: Alex James in Colombia
 [12:00 AM]    The Human Camera
 [1:00 AM]    Cocaine Diaries: Alex James in Colombia
 [2:00 AM]    The Human Camera
 [3:00 AM]    The Graham Norton Show - Ep 7 Liz Smith and Julia Sawalha
 [4:00 AM]    Bargain Hunt - Ep. 4 Ardingly 51
 [4:30 AM]    Bargain Hunt - Ep. 5 Ardingly 52
 [5:00 AM]    Cash in the Attic - Ep. 41 Mayhew
 [5:30 AM]    Cash in the Attic - Episode 1
 [6:00 AM]    BBC World News     (ALL TIMES EDT)

Bravo has 'Project Runway', another 'Project Runway', followed by a FRESH 'Project Runway', then a FRESH 'Top Design'.

Comedy Central has 'Scrubs', another 'Scrubs', last night's 'Jon Stewart', last night's 'Colbert Report', 'Futurama', 'South Park', another 'South Park', and a FRESH 'Lewis Black's Root Of All Evil'.
Scheduled on a FRESH Jon Stewart is Charlize Theron.
Scheduled on a FRESH Colbert Report is Bob Lutz.

FX has the movie 'Rush Hour', followed by the movie 'Invincible', then a FRESH 'Sons Of Anarchy'.

History has 'Modern Marvels', 'MonsterQuest', followed by a FRESH 'MonsterQuest', and 'Jurassic Fight Club'.

IFC  -   
 [6:40 AM]    Les Enfants du Paradis
 [9:55 AM]    The Quiet American
 [11:40 AM]    An Awfully Big Adventure
 [1:35 PM]    Made
 [3:15 PM]    The Quiet American
 [5:00 PM]    An Awfully Big Adventure
 [7:00 PM]    The Intended
 [9:00 PM]    Gosford Park
 [11:20 PM]    IFC News Special
 [11:30 PM]    Kansas City
 [1:30 AM]    Gosford Park
 [3:55 AM]    IFC News Uncut 2008
 [4:00 AM]    Kansas City    (ALL TIMES EST)

SciFi has 'Ghost Hunters', another 'Ghost Hunters', followed by a FRESH 'Ghost Hunters', then a FRESH 'Destination Truth'.

Sundance  -   
 [05:00 AM]    Regular Lovers
 [08:00 AM]    The Rock and Roll Kid
 [09:00 AM]    Slings & Arrows - Season 1: Episode 3: Madness in Great Ones
 [10:00 AM]    Crossing the Bridge: The Sound of Istanbul
 [11:35 AM]    Travellers & Magicians
 [01:30 PM]    Tickets
 [03:30 PM]    Boom!
 [05:30 PM]    Breathless (1960)
 [07:00 PM]    Sleeping Dogs Lie
 [08:30 PM]    Architecture School: Episode 4
 [09:00 PM]    Architecture School: Episode 5
 [09:30 PM]    On the Road in America: Episode 4 - Mississippi
 [10:00 PM]    The Three Burials of Melquiades Estrada
 [12:00 AM]    The Staircase: Chapter 7. The blowpoke returns
 [01:00 AM]    Architecture School: Episode 5
 [01:30 AM]    Pavilion of Women
 [03:30 AM]    The Danish Poet
 [04:00 AM]    Live From Abbey Road - Season 1: Amos Lee, Randy Crawford & David Gilmour
 [05:00 AM]    The Legacy     (ALL TIMES EST)

TCM:
 [6:45 AM]      Festival of Shorts #26 (2000)
 [7:15 AM]      The Facts of Life (1960)
 [9:00 AM]      My Favorite Spy (1951)
 [10:45 AM]      The Fabulous Dorseys (1947)
 [12:15 PM]      Samson and Delilah (1949)
 [2:30 PM]      Saboteur (1942)
 [4:30 PM]      The Lady Vanishes (1938)
 [6:15 PM]      Jamaica Inn (1939)
 [8:00 PM]      Abe Lincoln In Illinois (1940)
 [10:00 PM]      Tennessee Johnson (1942)
 [12:00 AM]      Gabriel Over The White House (1933)
 [1:30 AM]      The President's Analys (1967)
 [3:30 AM]      Four Days In November (1964)
 [5:45 AM]      The Gorgeous Hussy (1936)     (ALL TIMES EST)


Thursday  -  09/18/08

TCM spends the night with Kay Francis.
 [7:30 AM]      George Washington Slept Here (1942)
 [9:15 AM]      The Ghoul (1933)
 [10:45 AM]      The Ghost Train (1941)
 [12:15 PM]      The Living Ghost (1942)
 [1:30 PM]      Ghost Town (1956)
 [3:00 PM]      Rebel in Town (1956)
 [4:30 PM]      Terror In A Texas Town (1958)
 [6:00 PM]      A Town Like Alice (1958)
 [8:00 PM]      Transgression (1931)
 [9:15 PM]      Secrets Of An Actress (1938)
 [10:30 PM]      Women In The Wind (1939)
 [11:45 PM]      King Of The Underworld (1939)
 [1:00 AM]      It's A Date (1940)
 [2:45 AM]      Play Girl (1940)
 [4:15 AM]      Little Men (1940)
 [5:45 AM]      My Bill (1938)
    (ALL TIMES EST)



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Actors Ricky Gervais, left, and Greg Kinnear attend a Cinema Society screening of 'Ghost Town' at the IFC Center on Monday, Sept. 15, 2008 in New York.
Photo by Evan Agostini

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Kennedy Center Honors

George Carlin

Jon Stewart, Bill Maher and Margaret Cho are among an all-star lineup of entertainers who will honor the late comedian George Carlin at this year's Mark Twain Prize for American Humor.

The prize was announced just before Carlin's death in June. It will be awarded during a tribute performance November 10th at the John F. Kennedy Center for the Performing Arts in Washington. The program announced Tuesday will be aired later on PBS stations.

Others who will honor Carlin include Garry Shandling, Lily Tomlin, Denis Leary, Joan Rivers, Lewis Black and Richard Belzer.

The prize is being awarded posthumously for the first time in its 11-year history.

George Carlin

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Discouraged By Health Care Focus

Elizabeth Edwards

Elizabeth Edwards said Tuesday she is discouraged that health care is falling on the nation's list of priorities and critiqued the plans of both leading presidential candidates.

"I'm more discouraged than I was before," she said during a talk at the National Constitution Center in Philadelphia. "Shame on us if we don't take the momentum - even with all the other things that are happening - and translate it into a policy."

Edwards said she sparred with Democratic presidential candidate Barack Obama over his health care policy, which mandates insurance for children but doesn't require coverage for adults.

And she had almost nothing good to say about the health care plan of Republican hopeful John McCain, charging that it would simply lower costs by forcing bare-bones policies.

Elizabeth Edwards

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U.S. actress Shirley MacLaine laughs as she sign her autobiography "weiser nicht leiser" (Wise Not Quite) in Berlin September 16, 2008.
Photo by Johannes Eisele

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Wants Justice For Gurkhas

Joanna Lumley

Actress Joanna Lumley brought a touch of showbiz glamour to the High Court as she joined Gurkhas in their battle for the right to settle in Britain.

To the skirl of bagpipes playing Cock o' The North, she walked through a guard of honour of Gurkhas in their traditional hats to the steps of the Royal Courts of Justice in London's Strand.

The Ab Fab star then knelt before two veteran Gurkha VC holders in wheelchairs to offer her best wishes in their test case being brought by five Gurkhas and a widow.

"I want to see justice done," she told Lachhiman Gurung, 91, and Tul Bahadur Pun, 86, who served with her father during the Second World War in Burma.

Joanna Lumley

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Musical Christmas Special

Stephen Colbert

Stephen Colbert will host his own Christmas special this year, Comedy Central announced Tuesday.

"A Colbert Christmas: The Greatest Gift of All!" will air Nov. 23 as a one-hour special.

It will be a musical special featuring John Legend, Elvis Costello, Toby Keith, Willie Nelson, Feist - and "The Daily Show" host Jon Stewart, who's slated to sing a duet with Colbert of a song simply titled "Hanukkah." (The song Colbert is to sing with Nelson appears to be a version of "The Little Drummer Boy" - called "Little Dealer Boy.")

Most of the special's songs have been written by "Daily Show" executive producer David Javerbaum and Fountains of Wayne's bassist Adam Schlesinger.

Stephen Colbert

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bartcook

In The Kitchen With BartCop & Friends

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Moves Up SNL Exit

Amy Poehler

Amy Poehler is about to birth herself a baby and a new TV show, and she's now decided to kick Saturday Night Live to the curb sooner than expected.

Although it was widely known that Poehler would leave the late-night sketch show after this season, no timetable had been announced. But NBC confirmed today to E! News that Poehler would not be back after she breaks for maternity leave in a few weeks.

Poelher's due to become a real-life baby mama in October. After she takes a brief hiatus (presumably to teach husband Will Arnett the ins and outs of diaper changing), she will go straight to work on her new, still untitled mockumentary show from the producers of The Office.

Poelher, who turns 37 today, joined Saturday Night Live in 2001 as a featured performer and became the first comic since Eddie Murphy to be promoted to full-time cast member in her first season.

Amy Poehler

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Enter Lottery For Bleacher Seats

Oscars

Movie fans eager to see their idols up close will be able to enter a lottery for seats along the red carpet on Oscar night, it was announced today.

Beginning Sept. 22 at 9 a.m. Pacific Time, movie buffs and star-gazers can enter an online lottery conducted by the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences for a chance to win one of 300 available seats along the 500-foot-long walkway in front of the Kodak Theatre in Hollywood.

The lottery will be open for one week only. Applications can only be made online, at www.oscars.org/bleachers.

Applicants can register for up to four seats, but only one form will be accepted per person or group.

Oscars

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Director Jon Avnet arrives to promote his new film 'Righteous Kill', starring Robert De Niro and Al Pacino, in Rome September 16, 2008.
Photo by Dario Pignatelli

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Breaks Sales Record

Damien Hirst

A sale of pickled sharks, butterfly paintings and other pieces by provocative British artist Damien Hirst has raised $198 million, silencing his doubters and defying the global economic gloom.

Sotheby's auction house said the total for the two-day sale was a record for an auction of works by a single artist.

Sotheby's said the total smashed the $20 million record for an auction of works of a single artist set in 1993 for 88 works by Pablo Picasso.

The most successful of the so-called "Young British Artists" who came to prominence in the 1990s, Hirst is famous for eye-catching works redolent of death and decay - pickled animals, rotting cows' heads, diamond-encrusted skulls. He employs a large staff to help him make his works, and some critics had suggested his prolific output was devaluing the work.

Damien Hirst

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Widow Commissions Sixth Book

Hitchhiker's Guide

A children's author has been commissioned to write the first posthumous instalment to the best-selling Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy series.

Mostly Harmless, the fifth and last Hitchhiker book, was written by its creator Douglas Adams 16 years ago. Now the author's widow, Jane Belson, has given her approval to the plan by publisher Penguin to resurrect the hapless Arthur Dent in a sixth book, entitled And Another Thing...

The novel will be written by Eoin Colfer, best known for Artemis Fowl, the best-selling titles about a teenage criminal mastermind who wreaks havoc in this world and the next.

Colfer, 43, was a primary school teacher in Ireland before he secured the largest ever advance for a children's novel by an unknown author.

Hitchhiker's Guide

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I'm Pissed
(formerly 'The Vidiot')

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Suddenly Scraps Statement

Bunny Pants

With little explanation, Resident Bush on Tuesday scrapped a statement he planned to give on the tumultuous financial markets, abandoning any press coverage of his meeting with key economic advisers as more developments roiled Wall Street.

As announced by the White House, Bush was scheduled to make comments to a pool of reporters after huddling with a key financial working group led by Treasury Secretary Henry Paulson. Its members include Federal Reserve Chairman Ben Bernanke and other key government figures in the field of commerce.

Yet after the session began, the White House told the press never mind. Spokesman Tony Fratto said only: "We decided it would be best to limit public comment about markets today." He declined to offer any explanation about why limiting Bush comment would be best, or why on this particular day.

After the session, White House press secretary Dana Perino offered only a one-sentence description of the session. She confirmed that Bush had been briefed by his working group on financial markets and said the president appreciated "their work to strengthen and stabilize the markets."

Bunny Pants

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He Pingping from Inner Mongolia, China's autonomous region, the world's smallest man sits underneath Svetlana Pankratova from Russia, the Queen of Longest Legs, as they pose at Trafalgar Square in London, Tuesday, Sept. 16, 2008. Pingping, born with primordial dwarfism, holds the Guiness World Record for the smallest man at 74.61 cms (2 feet and 5.37 inches) and Pankratova holds the Guiness World Record for the longest leg of any woman at 132 cms (4 feet 4 inches) in length.
Photo by Sang Tan

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Science Says...

BPA

A major study links a chemical widely used in plastic products, including baby bottles, to health problems in humans like heart disease and diabetes, but U.S. regulators said on Tuesday they still believe it is safe.

The chemical bisphenol A, or BPA, is commonly used in plastic food and beverage containers and in the coating of food cans.

Until now, environmental and consumer activists who have questioned the safety of BPA have relied on animal studies.

But the study by British researchers in the Journal of the American Medical Association found that among 1,455 U.S. adults, those with the highest levels of BPA were more likely to have heart disease, diabetes and liver-enzyme abnormalities than those with the lowest levels.

BPA

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Trade Group Defends Plastic

FDA

With scientists at odds about the risks of a chemical found in plastic baby bottles, metal cans and other food packaging, the government on Tuesday gave consumers some tips on how to reduce their exposure to BPA even as it said the substance is safe.

A Food and Drug Administration advisory committee met as a major study linked bisphenol A to possible risks of heart disease and diabetes. The scientific debate could drag on for years.

"Right now, our tentative conclusion is that it's safe, so we're not recommending any change in habits," said Laura Tarantino, head of the FDA's office of food additive safety. But she acknowledged, "there are a number of things people can do to lower their exposure."

For example, consumers can avoid plastic containers imprinted with the recycling number '7,' as many of those contain BPA. Or, Tarantino said, they can avoid warming food in such containers, as heat helps to release the chemical.

FDA

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Always Room For Another Repug

Jeanine Pirro

John Roberts (R-corporately insane), Clarence Thomas (R-religiously insane) or Ruth Bader Ginsburg don't immediately come to mind when many daytime TV viewers rate their favorite jurists. Think Judy Sheindlin, Joe Brown or Marilyn Milian.

For that audience, Jeanine Pirro is an important appointment.

The former suburban New York district attorney will join the crowded field of TV justice shows Monday, when "Judge Jeanine Pirro" premieres on the CW network. She'll try to settle small claims disputes in an entertaining fashion for an hour each weekday.

A big future in New York Republican politics had seemed Pirro's destiny, but she was handicapped by a husband who was convicted of tax fraud. (They've since separated.) Before losing to Cuomo, her brief bid to challenge Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton went up in flames.

Jeanine Pirro

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Performers dressed as tigers take part in Pulikali, or tiger dance, during festivities in Trichur city, in the southern Indian state of Kerala, September 15, 2008. The ceremony was organised to mark the end of the annual harvest festival, "Onam".
Photo by Sivaram V

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Reporters Sue

Los Angeles Times

A group of current and former Los Angeles Times reporters sued their boss Sam Zell on Tuesday seeking to remove him and his close business associates from their parent company's board of directors.

The class action filed in a federal court in California claims the Chicago-based real estate billionaire -- who is chief executive of Tribune Co, which owns the Times -- has damaged the company's reputation and business since taking its reins last December.

After the takeover, Tribune became privately held with an employee stock ownership plan owning most of the company. But the contentious deal involved borrowing against Tribune's existing assets, which increased debt to $13 billion.

The deal that gave Zell control of Tribune also established a mechanism by which he can acquire 40 percent of the $8 billion company at $500 million. The plaintiffs call the deal "a scam" and say it puts at risk the employee owners' interests, including their retirement plans.

Los Angeles Times

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Hitching A Ride

Ty Pennington

"Extreme Makeover: Home Edition" host Ty Pennington found himself in an extreme situation - out of gas and standing next to his vehicle along a Michigan highway at night.

Pennington ran out of gas in Newport, between Detroit and Toledo, Ohio, where he was filming an episode of his show.

Diane Grassley told The Monroe Evening News that she was driving her 16-year-old daughter to a bonfire party on Saturday night when they noticed a man standing next to a Chevrolet Suburban.

"He acted as if he was embarrassed," Diane Grassley said. "He asked if we could give him a ride to get gas."

Ty Pennington

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Prime-Time Nielsens

Ratings

Prime-time viewership numbers compiled by Nielsen Media Research for Sept. 8-14. Listings include the week's ranking, with viewership for the week and season-to-date rankings in parentheses. An "X" in parentheses denotes a one-time-only presentation.

    1. (7) "Sunday Night Football" (Pittsburgh at Cleveland), NBC, 17.83 million viewers.
    2. (29) "Sunday Night NFL Pre-Kick," NBC, 13.56 million viewers.
    3. (20) "60 Minutes," CBS, 12.54 million viewers.
    4. (139) "Saturday Night Football" (Ohio State at USC), ABC, 11.94 million viewers.
    5. (29) "America's Got Talent" (Wednesday), NBC, 11.70 million viewers.
    6. (14) "America's Got Talent" (Tuesday), NBC, 11.61 million viewers.
    7. (65) "Football Night in America," NBC, 10.85 million viewers.
    8. (X) "America's Got Talent" (Thursday), NBC, 9.83 million viewers.
    9. (20) "Deal or No Deal," NBC, 9.65 million viewers.
   10. (16) "Two and a Half Men," CBS, 9.18 million viewers.
   11. (57) "Bones," Fox, 9.15 million viewers.
   12. (X) "Fringe," Fox, 9.13 million viewers.
   13. (10) "CSI: Crime Scene Investigation," CBS, 9.04 million viewers.
   14. (82) "Flashpoint," CBS, 8.68 million viewers.
   15. (25) "Criminal Minds," CBS, 8.37 million viewers.
   16. (126) "20/20" (Friday), ABC, 8.07 million viewers.
   17. (210) "Saturday Night Football Pre-Game," ABC, 7.86 million viewers.
   18. (110) "Big Brother 10" (Thursday), CBS, 7.82 million viewers.
   19. (38) "Law & Order: Special Victims Unit," NBC, 7.61 million viewers.
   20. (102) "America's Funniest Home Videos," ABC, 7.51 million viewers.

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