BartCop Entertainment Archives - Wednesday, 29 July, 2009

Wednesday

29 July, 2009

(Updated Daily)


[733 days in a row]

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M Is FOR MASHUP - July 29th, 2009

THERE IS NO OTHER-THE ONE AND ONLY DJ TOPCAT

By DJ Useo




Let's talk about mashups again, shall we? Okay. :) One of the toughest things about mashups apart from learning the software is devising successful combinations of music samples. It may seem like a good idea to have Dolly Parton singing over the Foo Fighters, but if they don't have similar musical melodies, or rhythms, all you get are OOTS & OOKS.(OOT=out of tune,OOK=out of key) Some mixers out there firmly believe (aside from new releases) there are only so many combinations & they will be mostly exhausted soon, or have been already. Others have the notion that there will always be wonderful combinations, as long as the desire to create thrives. If the mashup ideas ever do run out, I think we can point to THE ONE AND ONLY DJ TOPCAT as the rascal who used up the most ideas. lol









DJ TOPCAT has been mashing since the earliest parts of this decade. I don't have numbers on how many tracks he's released, but he's more prolific than me & I've released over 225 since 2004. On his site you can find mashups using 1950's music right up to tracks using the latest artists. He's got tracks posted in styles from ROCK to NEW WAVE to HIP HOP to OFF-THE-WALL. His tracks have appeared all over the web from MASHUPTOWN to AUDIOPORNCENTRAL TO BOOTIE. I've heard his work in many long mixes, & in online & offline radio shows. I've played his stuff lots myself in my weekly radio shows. Seriously, it almost boggles the mind to contemplate a creative mashup output like that. Let's just for a moment take a look at the most recent pairings of TC.









Here're just a few of the most recent artist pair-ups from the mind & hand of DJ TOPCAT.


    LL Cool J vs Red Hot Chili Peppers

    Flo Rida vs RATT

    The Pharcyde vs Amy Winehouse

    Biggie vs Allen Touissant

    Lady Gaga vs Wayne Fontana

    Ying Yang Twins vs The Who

    Outkast vs Coldplay









Some fine combos occurring there, eh? I bet you're tempted to hear how these came out. Well, I for one give them a big 'thumbs'-up'. I've become accustomed to regular monthly posts of his new tracks, usually over 10 tracks all at once! This last batch of his numbers at 26 (!) tracks. It must take a lot of inspiration & drive to release that number & keep them at such high quality. Surely much of his vast output results from his being a live dj. It's massively inspirational to have so many people digging tunes with you at once. DJ TOPCAT is based around Seattle & does live bookings & one other thing that may intrigue you. DJ TOPCAT offers a special service wherein he does custom remixes & mashups for hire. If you respond to his tunes like I think you will, you'll deffo want to install his iMEEM player on your site. Then you can select & play tons of his mixes at will.








Let's recoup for a sec. DJ TOPCAT regularly posts great mashups, he does excellent live shows & is one of the best artist pairers in the biz. Oh,yeah, I forgot to say that you can find vids of many of his tracks over at www.youtube.com & www.video4viet.com I'd write more, but I'm way distracted from listening to his Kiss Vs. Missy Elliot track. Find out more about DJ TOPCAT at any of these sites -

    djtopcat.googlepages.com/

    theonlydjtopcat.multiply.com/

    www.myspace.com/theonlydjtopcat

    www.last.fm/music/DJTopCat




   












Mix Of The Week - Believe me, I wasn't going to pick this mix (altho I love it) but as I sit here writing this,people are urging me to. Sooooooo...The mix of the week is my own 'Infant Terrible' (80's new wave mix). It's over an hour of remixed,remastered, 80's new wave tracks, all from vinyl & laden with samples. I went for tracks that show the diversity & range of the period, so be prepared for one wild ride.find it here - ( groovytimewithdjuseo.blogspot.com/2009/07/dj-useo-infant-terrible-80s-new-wave.html ).











Mashup Curse : As for anyone who shall lay a finger on this label release and this pella which belong to me and my ka, he will have laid his finger on the mashup of Useo in the firmament, he will have offended the Lady of the instrumental ... his affair will be judged by the GYBO and he will be nowhere and his track will be nowhere; he will be one remixed, one who extracts himself.








DJ Useo's Podcast






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'Birthers,' Rebuffed by House, Now Peddle a 'Deather' Conspiracy


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Recommended Reading

from Bruce

Paul Constant: On Gerald Goddamned Ford (thestranger.com)
"Not long after he became president, Gerald Goddamned Ford took a vacation to Vail, Colorado, for some skiing. According to the book Presidential Anecdotes, while the Ford family ate dinner, one of their dogs took a shit in the lodge"


My worst ever onstage moment (guardian.co.uk)
From being heckled by a six-year-old to causing a near-riot, some top comedians remember the performances they'd rather forget.


My all-time favourite sketch (guardian.co.uk)
The best routines live forever in comedy folklore - but which ones do comedians remember most fondly?


Stephanie Pappas: Interview with Tim Meadows (thecelebritycafe.com)
Comedian Tim Meadows, who made a name for himself through his hilarious impersonations and unique characters on Saturday Night Live, proves he is just as equally a family man.


Jevon Phillips: The Emmy-nominated 'Family Guy' and the abortion episode you won't see (latimes.com)
Creator/voice wizard Seth MacFarlane led a panel that included actors Mila Kunis, Seth Green and Alex Borstein, who, after receiving an 'I love you' from some in the crowd said "I'll love you when you shut the hell up!"


Alisha Prakash: Interview with Kevin Farley (thecelebritycafe.com)
Kevin Farley, the younger brother of the late comic, Chris Farley, is one of the fastest rising stars in Hollywood.


STEPHANIE SCHROEDER: Come To My Window (curvemag.com)
A new lesbian film is in the works from the director of 'When Kiran met Karen.'


Kimberly Helk: INTERVIEW WITH Brooke Hogan (thecelebritycafe.com)
Brooke Hogan, daughter of the ever-popular wrestler, Hulk Hogan, has become a star in her own right. Fans watched her grow up from "Hogan Knows Best" to her own show on Vh1, "Brooke Knows Best," and her first album, "Undiscovered."


John Anderson: Judd Apatow turns serious, and that's no laughing matter (Newsday)
Imagine Mel Brooks directing Strindberg. Or Groucho, Chico and Harpo playing the Brothers Karamazov. Or Kevin Smith announcing an all-slacker version of "Gotterdammerung," replete with spear-carrying convenience store clerks and bong-sucking Valkyries.


Christine Le: Interview with Drew Sidora (thecelebritycafe.com)
You may recognize her as Chantel from Disney Channel's "That's So Raven," or from the hit dance film, "Step Up." But what you don't know about Drew Sidora is that she'll be playing a break-dancer in what is likely to be another phenomenal dance movie. You'll also get a chance to hear about her personal life in her debut album due out early 2010.


Rosanna Greenstreet: "Q&A: Matthew Bourne" (guardian.co.uk)
'I once went through the dustbin outside David Bowie's house.'


David Bruce: Wise Up! Baseball/Softball
* As a major-league pitcher, Virgil "Fire" Trucks threw two no-hitters, but his career started inauspiciously. In 1942, in his first start as a major-leaguer, Mr. Trucks threw his first pitch against Johnny Pesky, who singled. He threw his second pitch against Bobby Doer, who doubled, and he threw his third pitch against Ted Williams, who also doubled. At this point, the Detroit Tigers manager came out to ask the catcher, "Doesn't Virgil have it today?" "How do I know?" the catcher replied, "I haven't catch a pitch yet."


Julie Benz: So Bad (youtube.com)
Photos of Julie Benz set to the song "So Bad" by Darren Hayes.


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Careers to Pursue When Yours Disappear

by Michael Dare
 
Some people lose their jobs because they always show up late and leave early. Some people lose their jobs because they called their boss an asshole. But there's a special category of people who lost their jobs because the job itself doesn't really exist any more. It just disappears, like those buggy whip manufacturers at the advent of the Model T, they produce a product that's no longer needed by any but the loyal few. They still sell buggy whips, just not as many. The masses have moved elsewhere. Here's a guide to other careers to pursue if you lost your job in such a manner.
 
PORN STAR
 
Considering how much free porn there is on the net, it's surprising the professional porn industry survives at all. If you're a porn star laid off because Harry Putz and the Prisoner of Asskaban laid an egg, there are surely a plethora of other ways to put your talent to use. You could virtually blow everyone on my Facebook FRIEND list, but that would only get you further friends, not further income. You might think about downsizing to a smaller audience and doing private porn films for a select clientele. Put the following ad in CraigsList: "Star in your own porn film. Select from our luscious collection of actors. We will come to your house and film you fucking them."
 
ROCK STAR
 
Considering how much free music there is on the net, it's surprising there's a single musician making a living. If you had a hit in the 90s, way back when people actually played CDs, you might have noticed you're not getting any royalties from the constant stream of downloads - at Limewire, Frostwire, and Pirate Bay - of your one-hit-wonder. You could follow the RIAA's example and sue your own fans, but I suggest the opposite. Make a YouTube video offering a buck to everyone who can prove they downloaded your song for free. Since that's virtually impossible, you won't have to actually pay anyone anything, and the resulting free publicity might get you a shot at being the opening act on a Vanilla Ice reunion tour.
 
PAY PHONES
 
The manufacturers of pay phones didn't sue the manufacturers of cell phones for putting them out of business because the manufacturers of pay phones WERE the manufacturers of cell phones. Let this be a role model for everyone put out of business by some new technology. Don't fight it. In the future, you'll just look like a jerk, and you don't look so hot now.
 
MUSIC OR FILM DISTRIBUTOR
 
We don't need you any more. We can make copies ourselves, thank you, no need to pay someone else to do it. Man, if you make money making copies of ANYTHING, toodle-ooh, the Free Barrier has been broken and those sonic booms you hear are your industry going bye-bye. Once I can receive MP3s and AVIs of music and movies directly from their creators, downloaded in minutes, what the hell do I need Netflix for? Waste of time and energy. I could be doing jumping jacks instead of running to the mailbox. But that's just home distribution, which once didn't exist, then became 50% of profits, and now is going to barely exist again. The future really is those big opening weekends, sitting in a crowd at a mammoth screen, where simple images take your breath away and you enjoy yourself whether you liked it or not. In order to make money, film and music have got to get you off your butt and away from the computer to an actual theatrical experience where you pay to get in. Everything else is public domain.
 
NEWSPAPER COLUMN WRITER
 
You used to crank it out for a paycheck. Now you just crank it out. No more editors telling you what to do, only readers and other writers, who are notoriously cranky too. Logic tells us if you want to support a writer, buy a physical copy of his book or magazine or newspaper or leaflet, stopping right short of Blog Post, where money never changes hands. Whenever you accept a compliment, accept the fact that compliments are pay, and thank you for reading this. If you pass it on, I get 10%.
 
http://www.facebook.com/dareland
 
 
 
 
 
 


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Utah Senator Reveals REAL Reason He's Voting 'No' on Sotomayor


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The Weekly Poll

New Question

The 'Resistance is Futile' Edition


Sunday, on Meet the Press, Secretary of State Hillary Clinton said of Iran..."We believe as a matter of policy it is unacceptable for Iran to have nuclear weapons... So we are united in our continuing commitment to prevent Iran from obtaining nuclear weapons... First, we're going to do everything we can to prevent you from ever getting a nuclear weapon. But your pursuit is futile, because we will never let Iran--nuclear-armed"...

Do you think Obama would use the military option to prevent a nuclear armed Iran?




Send your response to


BadToTheBoneBob


( BCEpoll 'at' aol.com )






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HAIKU HEADLINES


BARACK'S BEER SUMMIT

WILL SOLVE ALL THE WORLD'S WOES WITH

"BLUE MOON", "BECKS" AND "BUD"

zEN mAN
(observing Obama's behind closed doors meeting with black professor Henry Louis Gates Jr. and Cambridge Police Sergeant James Crowley to solve the nations problems with Beer.....I also have it on great authority that "budweiser" is going to be offering a new brand of dark lager called "Obama Beer")

zEN mAN archives


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Trivia Question Of The Day


Hadji and Bandit the dog were which cartoon character's sidekicks?

                                  



Send your answer to Marty






Trivia Question from Yesterday


Chumley the Walrus was the sidekick of what cartoon character?

      Tennessee Tuxedo                                               Source


The cartoon series revolved around Tennessee Tuxedo the penguin (voiced by Don Adams), and his best friend Chumley the Walrus (voiced by Bradley Bolke). The pair lived (not always willingly) at the Megapolis Zoo, under the control of the ill-tempered zoo director Stanley Livingston (voiced by Mort Marshall whose character was a play on the missionary David Livingstone and journalist Henry Morton Stanley) and his zookeeper assistant Flunky (voiced by Kenny Delmar). It was on one of Stanley's journeys that Tennessee met Stanley. Actually, it was Chumley that Stanley wanted, as Chumley was at the South Pole. Thus Chumley was a one of a kind: a South Pole walrus. Tennessee agreed to accompany Chumley and Stanley back to the zoo.             Source





Marian the Teacher was first, and correct, with:
   Tennessee Tuxedo



mj wrote:
   The character who should have been an NFL franchise
  Tennessee Tuxedo.




BttbB answered:
   Tennessee Tuxedo voiced by that zany Don Adams...



Charlie said:
   Tennessee Tuxedo

  Despite "Glass Onion," the walrus was John (I think). goo goo g'joob g'goo goo g'joob




Alan J responded:
   Tennesee Tuxedo



Sally wrote:
   Chumley the Walrus was the sidekick of Tennessee Tuxedo?? These questions are coming from unknown territory for me, but OTOH, I am learning a lot new trivia lately...
  PS: Loved MAW's reply! Sarah has become the annoying, buzzing mosquito that you keep swatting away, only to have it return a few moments later... She really needs a case of Raid!! (No, I never use it, but would on her!!)
  PPS: Boy, B2BB didn't get ANY newspaper fans in response to his poll this week. Could his replies forecast a growing national trend?? If I were in the press, and read his poll responses, I'd be very nervous indeed... Good job, B2BB!




Harry replied:
   Tennessee tuxedo



Colby in Frostproof responded:
   Chumley is the sidekick to Tennessee Tuxedo of "Tennessee Tuxedo and His Tales"!



joe b answered:
   That was Tennessee Tuxedo.



vb wrote:
   Chumley hung out with Tennessee Tuxedo!



Jim from CA responded:
   Tennessee Tuxedo



-mikey said:
   Tennessee Tuxedo (will not fail)



MAM     answered:
   Chumley the Walrus was the sidekick of Tennessee Tuxedo.
   
Tennessee Tuxedo.                                       Voiced by Don Adams




And, Joe S replied:
   Tennessee Tuxedo





  






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Sick Days


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From The Creator of 'Avery Ant'


"The Problem With Young People Today"

(Crabby Old Fart)



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formerly 'Dick Eats Bush'

Steve McFarland

Hi,

Just wanted to share an article and a few recent videos:

I like this one, it's pretty insightful.

Is Earth an ill fated Planet?



Some recent video's I've put out. Hope you can watch Yahoo video's.

Instrumental, various movies/music

Indestructible - Theme song from the album of the same name by disturbed


Salutes!

Steve


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Selected Readings

from that Mad Cat, JD

FEEL THE WARM!

ONE LESS CONSERVATIVE ASSHOLE!

GOVERNOR "GOOD HAIR" LIVING LARGE!

FIRST WE KILL ALL THE BANKERS!

DEJA VU ALL OVER AGAIN!

DRUNK WIZARDS!

THE HOAX IS COMING! THE HOAX IS COMING!

THIS IS LIKE WATCHING A TRAIN WRECK!

THE PECKERWOODS DID IT!

ALL GODS SUCK!

IT'S ALWAYS ABOUT MONEY!

IT ALL MAKES PERFECT SENSE NOW!



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Ark Of Darkness

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In The Chaos Household

Last Night

Back to near seasonal.


Kid had a dentist appointment - not to brag (cough, cough), but he's never had a cavity.



Tonight, Wednesday:

CBS starts the night with a RERUN 'Old Christine', followed by a RERUN 'Gary Unmarried', then a RERUN 'Criminal Minds', followed by a RERUN 'CSI: The 3rd One'.
Scheduled on a FRESH Dave are Amy Adams, Tom Dreesen, and Elbow.
Scheduled on a FRESH Craig are Toni Collette and Rodney Carrington.


NBC opens the night with a RERUN 'America's Got Talent', followed by a FRESH 'America's Got Talent', then a FRESH 'The Philanthropist'.
Scheduled on a FRESH Conan are Rainn Wilson and Rachel Maddow.
Scheduled on a FRESH Jimmy Fallon are Leslie Mann and Passion Pit.
On a RERUN Carson 'The Scab' Daly (from 4/16/09) are Liz Hatch, Kevin Hart, and Lykke Li.


ABC begins the night with a RERUN 'Wipeout', followed by a FRESH 'I Survived A Japanese Game Show', then 'Primetime: Crime'.
Scheduled on a FRESH Jimmy Kimmel are Jonah Hill, Ryan Sheckler, and the Sounds.


The CW offers a RERUN 'America's Next Top Model', followed by another RERUN 'America's Next Top Model'.


Faux fills the night with a FRESH 'So You Think You Can Dance'.


MY has a RERUN 'World's Funniest Moments', followed by a RERUN 'Magic's Biggest Secrets Finally Revealed'.


A&E has 'CSI: The 2nd One', 'Dog The Racist Bounty Hunter', another 'Dog The Racist Bounty Hunter', still another 'Dog The Racist Bounty Hunter', yet another 'Dog The Racist Bounty Hunter', still another 'Dog The Racist Bounty Hunter', and yes, one more 'Dog The Racist Bounty Hunter'.


AMC offers the movie 'Out For Justice', followed by the movie 'Training Day', then the movie 'The Game'.


BBC  -   
 [12:00 PM]    You Are What You Eat - Episode 11
 [12:30 PM]    You Are What You Eat - Episode 12
 [1:00 PM]    How Clean Is Your House? US - Episode 5
 [1:30 PM]    How Clean Is Your House? - Episode 2
 [2:00 PM]    Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares - Ep. 4 Moore Place
 [3:00 PM]    Gordon Ramsay's F Word - Episode 2
 [4:00 PM]    The Hotel Inspector - Episode 3
 [5:00 PM]    Gordon Ramsay's F Word - Episode 3
 [6:00 PM]    Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares - Ep 6 Clubway 41
 [7:00 PM]    BBC World News America
 [8:00 PM]    Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares - Ep 5 Sandgate
 [9:00 PM]    Gordon Ramsay's F Word - Episode 6
 [10:00 PM]    BBC World News America
 [11:00 PM]    Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares - Ep 5 Sandgate
 [12:00 AM]    Gordon Ramsay's F Word - Episode 6
 [1:00 AM]    Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares - Ep 5 Sandgate
 [2:00 AM]    Gordon Ramsay's F Word - Episode 6
 [3:00 AM]    The Graham Norton Show - Ep 5 Cynthia Nixon, David Mitchell and One Republic
 [4:00 AM]    How Clean Is Your House? US - Episode 5
 [4:30 AM]    How Clean Is Your House? - Episode 2
 [5:00 AM]    BBC World News
 [6:00 AM]    BBC World News     (ALL TIMES EDT)


Bravo has 'Top Chef Masters', another 'Top Chef Masters', still another 'Top Chef Masters', followed by a FRESH 'Top Chef Masters'.


Comedy Central has 'Scrubs', another 'Scrubs', last night's 'Jon Stewart', last night's 'Colbert Report', 'Futurama', 'South Park', another 'South Park', and 'Michael & Michael'.
Scheduled on a FRESH Jon Stewart are John Bolton.
Scheduled on a FRESH Colbert Report it's TBA.


FX has the movie 'Van Helsing', followed by the movie 'The League Of Extraordinary Gentlemen', then the movie 'The League Of Extraordinary Gentlement'.


History has 'Modern Marvels', 'MonsterQuest', followed by a FRESH 'MonsterQuest', and 'Ice Road Truckers'.


IFC  -   
 [7:15 AM]   Requiem
 [8:50 AM]   American Heart
 [10:55 AM]   The Final Cut
 [12:35 PM]   IFC Shorts
 [1:05 PM]   Requiem
 [2:35 PM]   American Heart
 [4:35 PM]   The Final Cut
 [6:15 PM]   Stay
 [8:00 PM]   Platoon
 [10:00 PM]   Streamers
 [12:00 AM]   The Decline of Western Civilization Part II: The Metal Years
 [1:35 AM]   From the Basement
 [2:00 AM]   The Henry Rollins Show
 [2:30 AM]   The Henry Rollins Show
 [3:00 AM]   Z Rock
 [3:30 AM]   Z Rock
 [4:00 AM]   Platoon    (ALL TIMES EDT)


SyFy has 'Ghost Hunters', another 'Ghost Hunter', followed by a FRESH 'Ghost Hunters International', and another 'Ghost Hunters International'.


Sundance  -   
 [05:30 AM]   I'm A Cyborg, But That's OK
 [07:20 AM]   The Page Turner
 [08:45 AM]   The Tiger and the Snow
 [10:45 AM]   Lemon Sky
 [12:30 PM]   Once Upon A Time In The Midlands
 [03:15 PM]   The Tiger and the Snow
 [05:15 PM]   Ran (1985)
 [08:00 PM]   Together
 [09:50 PM]   Tragic Story With A Happy Ending
 [10:00 PM]   Spectacle: The Police
 [11:00 PM]   Shotgun Stories
 [12:35 AM]   A Girl Cut In Two
 [02:30 AM]   Together
 [04:20 AM]   Spectacle: The Police
 [05:20 AM]   Shotgun Stories     (ALL TIMES EDT)


TCM features the work of Busby Berkeley most of the night.
 [7:00 AM]      Young Bess (1953)
 [9:00 AM]      Elizabeth Taylor: An Intimate Portrait (1975)
 [10:30 AM]      Cat On A Hot Tin Roof (1958)
 [12:30 PM]      Sweet Bird Of Youth (1962)
 [2:45 PM]      Funny Girl (1968)
 [5:30 PM]      Genghis Khan (1965)
 [8:00 PM]      Hips, Hips, Hooray (1934)
 [9:15 PM]      Gold Diggers Of 1933 (1933)
 [11:00 PM]      Footlight Parade (1933)
 [1:00 AM]      Fashions Of 1934 (1934)

 [2:30 AM]      The Good Companions (1932)
 [4:30 AM]      Let's Fall in Love (1934)     (ALL TIMES EDT)


Thursday  -  07/30/09

TCM:
 [6:00 AM]      The Most Dangerous Game (1932) *****
 [7:15 AM]      Twentieth Century (1934)
 [9:00 AM]      A Walk in the Sun (1946)
 [11:00 AM]      Gun Glory (1957)
 [12:45 PM]      Out of the Past (1947)
 [2:30 PM]      Cry Danger (1951)
 [4:00 PM]      While The City Sleeps (1956)
 [6:00 PM]      Spellbound (1945)
 [8:00 PM]      Gone With the Wind (1939)
 [12:00 AM]      The Rains Came (1939)
 [2:00 AM]      Wuthering Heights (1939)
 [4:00 AM]      Intermezzo: A Love Story (1939)
 [5:15 AM]      Love Affair (1939)     (ALL TIMES EDT)


TNT has a FRESH 'Leverage', followed by a FRESH 'Dark Blue'.



Any opinions?

Or reviews?







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Director, writer and producer Nora Ephron (L) poses with her husband, Nicholas Pileggi, at the film's premiere in Los Angeles, California July 27, 2009.
Photo by Fred Prouser

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Running For Charity

Eddie Izzard

Eddie Izzard is making a bid to run more than 1,000 miles in seven weeks to raise cash for charity.

The comedian, 47, who has only been training for around a month, set off on his adventure from London yesterday.

He is planning to run around 30 miles a day - longer than the length of a marathon.

Izzard's publicist, Karon Maskill, who has described him as "not a runner", says he went into training just four weeks ago.

Eddie Izzard

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Hayao Miyazaki of Japan, left, director of the animated film 'Ponyo,' poses with John Lasseter, chief creative officer of Walt Disney and Pixar Animation Studios, at a special screening of the film in Los Angeles, Monday, July 27, 2009.
Photo by Chris Pizzello

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Journalists Should Be Nosey As Elephants

Dalai Lama

Tibet's exiled spiritual leader the Dalai Lama on Tuesday urged journalists to be as nosey as elephants in seeking out information for the good of society.

"I am always telling when I meet the press, media people, they should have long noses like elephants and that it should smell in front and also behind," he told a predominantly student audience at Warsaw University.

The Dalai Lama, 74, arrived in the Polish capital on Monday for a three-day visit during which he is to receive the honorary citizenship of the city.

On Tuesday he also visited a museum dedicated to the World War II Warsaw Uprising, a doomed 1944 insurrection by the Polish resistance against occupying Nazi German troops.

Dalai Lama

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In The Kitchen With BartCop & Friends

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Photo License Problem

Hutterites

Up to 10 colonies of the strict Christian Hutterite sect say they face religious persecution from the Canadian province of Alberta's plan to force them to have their photos on driver's licenses and may leave Alberta rather than comply.

Canada's Supreme Court ruled Friday in favour of the Alberta government, which had appealed an exception the Hutterite colonies had won through the courts to a provincial law that requires photos on driver's licenses. The Alberta colonies take literally the Bible's Second Commandment against making images, although other colonies do not.

The Alberta government has promised to meet with colony representatives to discuss the matter. If it doesn't agree to leave the colonies exempt, they will consider leaving Alberta or ignoring the law, Samuel Wurz, manager of the Three Hills, said.

Hutterites are a pacifist Christian movement dating back to the Reformation of the 1500s that fled Europe due to religious persecution. The Three Hills and Wilson colonies, which have led Hutterite opposition to the photo requirement, moved to Alberta in 1918 from South Dakota after the American government tried to force Hutterites to fight in World War One.

Before they moved north, the Canadian government promised it would allow Hutterites to freely practice their religion, Wurz said.

Hutterites

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In this handout photo courtesy of Madame Tussauds Hollywood, comedienne Joan Rivers touches a wax figure of herself while touring Madame Tussauds Hollywood in Los Angeles on Monday, July 27, 2009.
Photo by Dan Steinberg

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Declares Birth Certificate Real

Hawaii

State officials in Hawaii on Monday said they have once again checked and confirmed that President Barack Obama was born in Hawaii and is a natural-born American citizen, and therefore meets a key constitutional requirement for being president.

"I ... have seen the original vital records maintained on file by the Hawaii State Department of Health verifying Barack Hussein Obama was born in Hawaii and is a natural-born American citizen," Health Director Dr. Chiyome Fukino said in a brief statement. "I have nothing further to add to this statement or my original statement issued in October 2008 over eight months ago."

So-called "birthers" - who claim Obama is ineligible to be president because, they argue, he was actually born outside the United States - have grown more vocal recently on blogs and television news shows.

Fukino issued a similar press release Oct. 31, but was prompted to speak out again because of the renewed attention on Obama's beginnings. Hawaii's Health Department has been flooded in recent weeks with questions from individuals and several national TV news networks asking for proof that Obama was indeed born in Hawaii.

Hawaii

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Vidiot Speak

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Estate Based On Fraudulent Will

Jack Kerouac

There are new questions about the estate of Beat Generation writer Jack Kerouac after a Florida judge ruled that his mother's will was fraudulent.

Gabrielle Kerouac left all of her son's assets to his third wife, Stella Sampas Kerouac, when she died in 1973. Ever since, the Sampas family has had control of Jack Kerouac's manuscripts, letters and personal belongings.

Jack Kerouac's daughter challenged the will in 1994, after seeing a copy and deciding the signature was fake. She died two years later, but Paul Blake Jr., the writer's nephew, continued the litigation.

In an order filed Friday in the Sixth Judicial Circuit Court, Judge George W. Greer ruled the will was a forgery. The ruling does not make any decision on who allegedly forged the document.

Jack Kerouac

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A general view shows part of Europe's last ancient forest, the Bialowieza Primeval Forest July 23, 2009. The 150,000-hectare (380,000-acre) forest, home to Europe's largest herd of bison, faces an uncertain future because of climate change, but residents worry that tougher conservation efforts will damage the local economy.
Photo by Peter Andrews

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Museum Takes On Elementary School

Georgia O'Keeffe

The guardians of Georgia O'Keeffe's legacy have a bone to pick with an Albuquerque elementary school named after the artist. It's not a pretty picture.

Officials of The Georgia O'Keeffe Museum in Santa Fe complained recently about a "GOK" logo proposed for the school's new facade, and about T-shirts that said "Georgia O'Keeffe Kindergarten." E-mails from the museum warned of possible trademark infringement and suggested that fees may be required for some uses of the name.

"Everyone's shocked," said Yvonne Dion, president of the school's PTA. "This has never, ever, ever been an issue."

The school has borne O'Keeffe's name since it opened in 1988. While no one asked for permission, O'Keeffe's estate and the foundation that was formed to perpetuate her legacy didn't object at the time.

Georgia O'Keeffe

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Studios Sue

Pirate Bay

A dozen Hollywood production companies have filed a new lawsuit against file-sharing Web site The Pirate Bay.

Columbia Pictures, Disney Enterprises, Universal Studios and 10 others are demanding the site's operators be fined and prevented from distributing TV-series including "Lost" and "Desperate Housewives" and films such as "Batman."

The Pirate Bay has remained in operation despite guilty verdicts in a copyright trial in Sweden earlier this year against the site's operators, Gottfrid Svartholm Warg, Peter Sunde and Fredrik Neij. Carl Lundstrom, who financed the site, was also convicted in that case.

All were sentenced to one year in prison and ordered to pay a combined 30 million kronor ($4.1 million) in damages.

Pirate Bay

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Kikuyoshi Abe, an 8-year-old boy, shows a funny face through a 1.5-meter (4 feet 11 inches) tall bowling pin made of ice during a special summer event to beat the heat in Tokyo, Japan, Thursday, July 23, 2009. The event organizer offered people to play bowling with balls, pins and lanes, all made of ice. But there was one condition. You can play until they melt.
Photo by Shizuo Kambayashi

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Phone Number To Auction

867-5309

It may be the most famous telephone number in popular culture, and it's for sale. The number from the Tommy Tutone hit song "Jenny" - 867-5309, with the Philadelphia area code 267 - is being auctioned off on eBay.

Many so-called "Jenny" numbers were taken out of service in the early 80s, after the 1982 song prompted a national wave of phony phone calls to the number in various area codes.

The eBay seller is listed as a Jason Kaplan from Southampton, Pa.

After two days, bidding for this one was up to about $700. The auction ends August 4.

867-5309

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Prime-Time Nielsens

Ratings

Prime-time viewership numbers compiled by Nielsen Media Research for July 20-26. Listings include the week's ranking, with viewership for the week and season-to-date rankings in parentheses. An "X" in parentheses denotes a one-time-only presentation.

    1. (17) "America's Got Talent" (Tuesday, 9 p.m.), NBC, 13.75 million viewers.
    2. (23) "America's Got Talent" (Wednesday), NBC, 11.26 million viewers.
    3. (6) "NCIS," CBS, 9.72 million viewers.
    4. (8) "The Mentalist," CBS, 9.61 million viewers.
    5. (9) "Two and a Half Men," CBS, 9.31 million viewers.
    6. (38) "The Big Bang Theory," CBS, 8.8 million viewers.
    7. (13) "CSI: Miami," CBS, 8.52 million viewers.
    8. (49) "So You Think You Can Dance" (Thursday), Fox, 8.42 million viewers.
    9. (64) "America's Got Talent" (Tuesday, 8 p.m.), NBC, 8.27 million viewers.
   10. (64) "The Bachelorette," ABC, 8.04 million viewers.
   11. (7) "CSI: Crime Scene Investigation," CBS, 7.81 million viewers.
   12. (37) "Law & Order: SVU," NBC, 7.49 million viewers.
   13. (52) "So You Think You Can Dance" (Wednesday), Fox, 7.36 million viewers.
   14. (13) "60 Minutes," CBS, 7.34 million viewers.
   15. (19) "CSI: NY," CBS, 7.29 million viewers.
   16. (X) "Hell's Kitchen," Fox, 6.95 million viewers.
   17. (12) "Criminal Minds," CBS, 6.54 million viewers.
   18. (52) "Wipeout," ABC, 6.43 million viewers.
   19. (88) "Big Brother 11" (Thursday), CBS, 6.39 million viewers.
   20. (93) "Dating in the Dark," ABC, 6.15 million viewers.

Ratings

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In Memory

George Russell

Jazz composer George Russell, a MacArthur fellow whose theories influenced the modal music of Miles Davis and John Coltrane, has died.

His publicist says Russell, who taught at the New England Conservatory, died Monday in Boston at age 86 of complications from Alzheimer's.

Russell was born in Cincinnati in 1923 and attended Wilberforce University. He played drums in Benny Carter's band and later wrote "Cubano Be/Cubano Bop" for Dizzy Gillespie's orchestra. It premiered at Carnegie Hall in 1947 and was the first fusion of Afro-Cuban rhythms with jazz.

Russell developed the Lydian concept in 1953. It's credited as the first theoretical contribution from jazz.

Russell is survived by his wife, his son and three grandchildren. A release says a memorial service will be planned.

George Russell

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A marijuana plant is shown at Oaksterdam University, a trade school for the cannabis industry, in Oakland, California July 23, 2009. Voters in the City of Oakland recently passed Measure F, which creates a new business tax rate for medical marijuana dispensaries.
Photo by Robert Galbraith

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