BartCop Entertainment Archives - Wednesday, 30 January, 2008

Wednesday

30 January, 2008

(Updated Daily)

[186 days in a row]

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M Is FOR MASHUP - Jan 30, 2008

DJ Hoax-True or False?

By DJ Useo



I was totally skeptical when I heard that the mashup I'd just heard, "Don't You Loom Me" (Human League vs Yellow Magic Orchestra) was supposedly made by the first robot DJ. I found it hard to believe such a glorious track was created by sentient software, let alone that an independent-thinking robot even existed. I quickly located some more tracks by the suspiciously-named DJ HOAX, & found that whether it was man or machine, these tunes were worth hearing.

From the techno-croon of "Skinny Morrissey" (Morrissey vs Skinny Puppy) to the grating pop of "Lou Reed, Everybody Down" (Lou Reed vs The Limelighters) I was fascinated by the precision & creativity displayed by the mysterious mixer. To my delight, I heard back immediately after eMailing the contact address, & not only was the person eager to be featured in this column, but I was invited to meet face-to-face to prove it was an actual robot dj. Now follows the brief interview I was given.




Q1: How did you come to be a thinking, autonomous being?

A: 110100001 100101001 1010 100110010 1000010010 1110001111


Q2: So no big government conspiracy like in sci fi movies? LOL

A: 1110001 1000101 10010101001101001 101010010101 1010101001 1010101


Q3: Haha.Yeah,that was a crummy flick. Then how did you get started in bootlegging?

A: 00100 0100101 10100101010111111 100101000011 1 1001010101010




Q4: Well, I guess that's the easiest way to learn how to mix I ever heard of. I see you market your techniques as a tutorial on your site.I googled your sales & you must be one wealthy robot.

A: 001100 0101010 101010100100001011111111 00111110001 0101010 0101010101010


Q5: That's more money than I've earned in my entire life. As an artificial lifeform without recognition as a citizen, how do they deal with your taxes on the income?

A:0101010 10101101001 1010011111 10010101001 101001010 11010100101101010101 10101010 101010101 10101011 10001101001011




Q6: That's the funniest story I ever heard.& the first I ever heard from a robot. I see your battery is running low, so just one more question. Do you ever have trouble with people who don't speak binary code understanding you?

A: 110011


Q7: Hysterical.Right in the mouth, huh? Hahaha. I notice you use sign-generators for your covers. Any reason you don't do them yourself?

A:00100 1010111100 00101010 10010 101101010 101010001 01011


Q8: I never knew sign-generators could even be friends, but it makes a kind of sense. Thanks for your time, & for validating my parking. Keep your contacts clean.



Sadly, right before this interview went to post, DJ Hoax was hacked, & is offline until proper repairs can be initiated. His site www.djhoax-robotdj.org is also down as it was contained right in DJ Hoax's electronic brain. Keep an eye out for it's return, & more digital mashup marvels from the ro-bootlegger of the ages, DJ Hoax.


Mashup Tip - Never render your final track for release at less than 0 kbps.


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Kennedy Clan Replaces Bill as Hillary's Biggest 'Came-a-Lot' Problem


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Recommended Reading

from Bruce

PAUL B. FARRELL: 'Supercapitalism,' 'Richistan' & mere millionaires (marketwatch.com)
Greed and the Faustian bargain made by millions of Americans.


PAUL KRUGMAN: Lessons of 1992 (nytimes.com)
Has everyone forgotten what happened after the 1992 election?


Jim Hightower: GRASSROOTS ECONOMIC REALITY (jimhightower.com)
Economists have this to say to those of you who see your family's economic fortunes on the decline: "Don't be so glum, chum!"


Beth Quinn: Yikes! The dog's eardo is a big doodad! (recordonline.com)
I'm thinking of starting a new word - fluxier.


John Anderson: Supporting actress nomination raises Amy Ryan's profile (Newsday; Posted on popmatters.com)
She chalks it up to coincidence, but whatever the cause, actress Amy Ryan is everywhere. As the drug-abusing mother in Ben Affleck's "Gone Baby Gone" or Ethan Hawke's vindictive ex in "Before the Devil Knows You're Dead" to what she admits is a very minor role in "Dan in Real Life," her presence is being felt, especially at that happy time of the year known in Hollywood as the awards season.


Ellen Gray: A patient Gabriel Bryne gets the `Treatment' from HBO (Philadelphia Daily News; Posted on popmatters.com)
It takes a special kind of person to sit, day after day, listening to other people's problems.


A story told in the blink of an eye (film.guardian.co.uk)
After a massive stroke left him with the use of just one eyelid, Jean-Dominique Bauby began to 'dictate' a book. It was an instant bestseller. As the film of his final years opens, Elizabeth Day meets the woman who helped him - and who became part of his extraordinary story.


Matthew Collings: 'Banksy's ideas have the value of a joke' (timesonline.co.uk)
The respect given to 'street art' is a measure of how puerile and idiotic contemporary art has become.


David Bruce: Wise Up! Husbands and Wives (athensnews.com)
Fred "Sonic" Smith taught his wife, punk poet Patti Smith, how to play the guitar at night while their children slept; unfortunately, Patti learned slowly. Fred and Patti did a lot of affectionate joking during the lessons. After playing a song badly, Patti would sometimes tell her husband, "I can't wait to tell people that my teacher is Fred 'Sonic' Smith," and he would reply, "Don't do that, Patricia."


David Bruce: "The Funniest People in Music, Volume 2: 250 Anecdotes" (lulu.com)
Early in the 20th century, the Belgian violinist Cesar Thomson played a concert at Oberlin College near Cleveland, Ohio. After the concert, the Oberlin accompanist, W.K. Breckenridge, accompanied him in a two-horse wagon to the train station. The wagon passed by a lonely scene-snow on the ground, a few trees, and a stream-and suddenly Mr. Thomson grabbed Mr. Breckenridge's arm and asked, seriously, "Are there any wolves?" Mr. Breckenridge assured him that there were not.


David Bruce: A Short Introduction to Dante's "Inferno" (lulu.com)
This book is a short introduction to Dante's "Inferno," the first volume of his great trilogy "The Divine Comedy." This book provides background information and an interpretation of the poem and is meant to be a guide for new readers of the "Inferno."


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Shocking News From Florida: 'Early Voters' Are Actually from 2000 Election!


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IT WAS VERY COLD

LAST NIGHT....AND THE STORM LEFT THESE

VERTICAL SNOW BOARDS

zEN mAN
(observing the white dusting of some 1" x 12" redwood fence boards on Laurel Dell Road)

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Trivia Question Of The Day

Who was the first TV family to own a home computer?

   A:    The Addams Family
   B:    The Brady Bunch
   C:    The Jeffersons
   D:    The Partridge Family
   E:    Sanford & Son



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Bad 2 The Bone Bob's Yesterday's Trivia Question

Tom Selleck, as Magnum P.I., frequently wore the baseball cap of what major league team?

   A:    New York Yankees
   B:    Chicago Cubs
   C:    San Francisco Giants
  D:    Detroit Tigers
   E:    Boston Red Sox               Source




mj was first, and correct, with:
   Bore the Detroit insignia, D



DAngelo was second, and right, too, with:
   D. Detroit Tigers….Magnum was a huge Tigers fan.



Buz, a real VN vet, responded correctly:
   Selleck, who was a pretend VN veteran, wore a Tigers hat.



Maurice replied:
   Detroit Tigers



WDR answered:
   That is an easy one. The Detroit Tigers, he actually spent some time with them in spring training a few years ago.



S. Bennett got it:
  



bebo replied:
   I got one for a change. D:detroit tigers.



Ted said:
   Detroit Tigers



Kevin in Portland responded:
   Magnum always wore a Detroit Tigers hat.



Joe S ("If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base."  ~Dave Barry) was also right:
   The normal summertime greeting in Michigan is, "How 'bout them Taggers." If you're not from Michigan you probably don't know that "Taggers" is the way to pronounce "Tigers." So, anyway, the answer is D: Detroit Tigers.



Alan J was right, as usual, and succinct, as usual:
   Detroit Tigers



Jack answered:
   Detroit Tigers.



joe replied:
   The wife told me it was a Tigers cap.



Marian the Teacher also was right responding:
   Magnum wore a Detroit Tigers hat.



And, Sally got it, too:
   While not a big, "Magnum PI" fan (too violent) nor Tom Selleck (leans too far to the right politically) I believe that the baseball cap he frequently wore on that show was that of the Detroit Tigers or, " D."
  I do enjoy his new series of, "Made for TV movies" "Jesse Stone" though... The movies are based on the novels by Robert B Parker, BTW.



  

Tom Selleck (R-Very, Very Right) was born in Detroit, Michigan (29 January, 1945), and has remained a lifelong Detroit Tigers fan.




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Selected Readings

from that Mad Cat, JD

NPR: Afghan Journalism Student Faces Death Sentence

STICK A PURPLE FINGER UP YOUR ASS CHIMP BOY!

STICK A PURPLE FINGER UP YOUR ASS CHIMP BOY! PART TWO

IT'S MOURNING IN AMERICA!

SARABETH WHO?

FATUOUS, DECEITFUL MORON IS PUTTING IT KINDLY!

691 BILLION DOLLARS FOR WHAT? REMEMBER THAT THE GUY THAT SAID THAT IT WOULD COST 2 HUNDRED BILLION DOLLARS WAS FIRED!

FUCK CONSERVATIVES AND FUCK THEIR HEALTH PLAN!

MR. 911 IS GOING DOWN!

PRAISE THE LORD AND GOODNIGHT!

THEY DON'T CALL THEM "REPUGS" FOR NOTHING!

THE DRUNK PRESIDENT!

THE PARTY'S OVER!

IT'S FUN TO WATCH THIS REPUG BASTARD GO DOWN!



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Ark Of Darkness

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In The Chaos Household

Last Night

Mostly sunny and cool.


The kid brought home a cold that's now taken up residence in my upper respiratory system.



Tonight, Wednesday:

CBS starts the night with a FRESH 'The Power Of 10', followed by a RERUN 'Criminal Minds', then a RERUN 'CSI: The 3rd One'.
Scheduled on a FRESH Dave are Dr. Phil McGraw and Gary Allan.
Scheduled on a FRESH Craig are Jessica Alba and Adam Arkin.

NBC opens the night with a FRESH 'Deal Or No Deal', followed by a RERUN 'Law & Order: Criminal Intent', then a FRESH 'Law & Order'.
Leno is FRESH, but writerless, and the corporate masters don't want you to know who the guests are.
Conan is FRESH, but writerless, and the corporate masters don't want you to know who the guests are.
On a RERUN Carson 'The Scab' Daly (rom 1/16/08) are Niki Taylor and Quincy Coleman.

ABC begins the night with a FRESH 'Wife Swap', followed by the 2-hour SEASON PREMIERE 'Lost'.
Jimmy Kimmel is FRESH, but writerless, and the corporate masters don't want you to know who the guests are.

The CW offers a FRESH 'Crowned', followed by a RERUN 'One Tree Hill'.

Faux has a FRESH 'American Idol', followed by a FRESH 'Moment Of Truth'.

MY has a 'Whacked Out Videos', another 'Whacked Out Videos', and 'Impossible Escapes'.

A&E has all 'CSI: The 2nd One' all night.

AMC offers the movie 'U.S. Marshals', followed by the movie 'Lara Croft Tomb Raider: The Cradle Of Life', then the movie 'Mission: Impossible'.

BBC  -   
 [12:00 PM]    Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares - Ep 2 Momma Cherri's;
 [1:00 PM]    Cash in the Attic - Episode 6;
 [2:00 PM]    Bargain Hunt - Ep. 15 Oakington 59;
 [2:30 PM]    Bargain Hunt - Ep. 16 Shepton Mallet 73;
 [3:00 PM]    How Clean Is Your House? - Episode 6;
 [3:30 PM]    How Clean Is Your House? - Episode 7;
 [4:00 PM]    You Are What You Eat - Episode 17;
 [4:30 PM]    You Are What You Eat - Episode 18;
 [5:00 PM]    My Family - Ep 1 Bliss for Idiots;
 [5:30 PM]    Coupling - Episode 4;
 [6:00 PM]    Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares - Ep 4 Morgan's;
 [7:00 PM]    BBC World News America;
 [8:00 PM]    Dancing with the Stars - Episode 4;
 [10:00 PM]    BBC World News America;
 [11:00 PM]    Dancing with the Stars - Episode 4;
 [1:00 AM]    Coupling - Ep. 1 Flushed;
 [1:40 AM]    The World Stands Up - Episode 8;
 [2:00 AM]    The Weakest Link - Episode 7;
 [3:00 AM]    Changing Rooms - Ep. 11 Torquay;
 [3:30 AM]    Changing Rooms - Ep. 13 Shropshire;
 [4:00 AM]    Bargain Hunt - Ep. 15 Oakington 59;
 [4:30 AM]    Bargain Hunt - Ep. 16 Shepton Mallet 73;
 [5:00 AM]    Cash in the Attic - Ep. 25 Sheehan;
 [5:30 AM]    Cash in the Attic - Ep. 26 Rabbitts;
 [6:00 AM]    BBC World News.    (ALL TIMES EDT)

Bravo has all 'Project Runway' all night.

Comedy Central has 'Scrubs', another 'Scrubs', last night's 'Jon Stewart', last night's 'Colbert Report', 'Futurama', 'South Park', another 'South Park', and a FRESH 'Reno 911!'.
Jon Stewart is FRESH, but writerless, and the corporate masters don't want you to know who the guests are.
Colbert Report is FRESH, but writerless, and the corporate masters don't want you to know who the guests are.

FX has the movie 'Mr. & Mrs. Smith', followed by the movie 'XXX: State Of The Union', then the movie 'XXX: State Of The Union'.

History has 'Modern Marvels', another 'Modern Marvels', 'MonsterQuest', and 'Pacific Bermuda Triangle'.

IFC  -   
 [07:35 AM]   Grand Theft Parsons;
 [09:05 AM]   This is Not a Film;
 [10:35 AM]   Fall Time;
 [12:10 PM]   Grand Theft Parsons;
 [01:45 PM]   This is Not a Film;
 [03:15 PM]   Fall Time;
 [04:50 PM]   Grand Theft Parsons;
 [06:25 PM]   CSA: The Confederate States of America;
 [08:00 PM]   The Whitest Kids U'Know #107;
 [08:30 PM]   The Whitest Kids U'Know #108;
 [09:00 PM]   When Will I Be Loved;
 [10:30 PM]   The Dreamers;
 [12:30 AM]   When Will I Be Loved;
 [02:00 AM]   The Dreamers;
 [04:00 AM]   CSA: The Confederate States of America;
 [05:35 AM]   IFC News Presents: Spirit Awards Nominations Special 2008.    (ALL TIMES EST)

SciFi has all 'Ghost Hunters' all night.

Sundance  -   
 [06:00 AM]   Da Kath & Kim Code;
 [07:30 AM]   La Moustache;
 [09:00 AM]   (Episode 1);
 [09:30 AM]   (Episode 2);
 [10:00 AM]   Dogtown and Z Boys;
 [11:45 AM]   The Syrian Bride;
 [01:30 PM]   September 11;
 [04:00 PM]   La Moustache;
 [05:30 PM]   Da Kath & Kim Code;
 [07:00 PM]   Donnie Darko;
 [09:00 PM]   This Revolution;
 [10:35 PM]   Dimmer;
 [10:50 PM]   Nose, Iranian Style;
 [12:00 AM]   Episode 7;
 [12:30 AM]   Episode 8;
 [01:00 AM]   Cronicas;
 [03:00 AM]   This Revolution;
 [04:35 AM]   Dimmer;
 [05:00 AM]   The Forest for the Trees.    (ALL TIMES EST)

TCM spends the night with James Cagney.
 [6:00 AM]      MGM Parade Show #2 (1955);
 [6:45 AM]      The Terror (1963);
 [8:15 AM]      Horror Castle (1963)    [AKA: 'La Vergine di Norimberga'];
 [9:45 AM]      The Castle of the Living Dead (1964)    [AKA: 'Il Castello dei morti vivi'];
 [11:30 AM]      The Haunting (1963);
 [1:30 PM]      Children Of The Damned (1964);
 [3:00 PM]      Spider Baby (1968)    [AKA: Spider Baby or, The Maddest Story Ever Told''];
 [4:30 PM]      Die! Die! My Darling! (1965)    [AKA: 'Fanatic'];
 [6:15 PM]      Eye Of The Devil (1967);
 [8:00 PM]      Lady Killer (1933);
 [9:30 PM]      One, Two, Three (1961);
 [11:30 PM]      The Bride Came C.O.D. (1941);
 [1:15 AM]      A Midsummer Night's Dream (1935);
 [3:45 AM]      The Time Of Your Life (1948);
 [5:45 AM]      The Strawberry Blonde (1941).
    (ALL TIMES EST)


Thursday  -  01/31/08

TCM continues with last night's salute to James Cagney, then spends the afternoon with Mario Lanza who was born on this day in 1921.
 [7:30 AM]      Torrid Zone (1940);
 [9:00 AM]      Boy Meets Girl (1938);
 [10:30 AM]      Hard To Handle (1933);
 [12:00 PM]      The Millionaire (1931);

 [1:30 PM]      That Midnight Kiss (1949);
 [3:15 PM]      The Toast Of New Orleans (1950);
 [5:00 PM]      Because You're Mine (1952);

 [6:45 PM]      Sky Full of Moon (1952);
 [8:00 PM]      The Enchanted Cottage (1945);
 [9:45 PM]      Portrait of Jennie (1948);
 [11:15 PM]      Now, Voyager (1942);
 [1:15 AM]      Intermezzo: A Love Story (1939);
 [2:30 AM]      Cyrano De Bergerac (1950);
 [4:30 AM]      Invitation (1952).    (ALL TIMES EST)



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Actress and 'Save the Whales Again!' campaign spokesperson Hayden Panettiere poses for photos following a news conference on Capitol Hill in Washington, Tuesday, Jan. 29, 2008.
Photo by Susan Walsh
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Interim Deal With Writers

Grammy Awards

The Grammy Awards will be in full voice next month, with the striking writers guild agreeing Monday to allow its members to work on the show.

The Writers Guild of America gave its blessing last week to a picket-free Grammys. Now that the guild's board of directors has decided to sign an interim agreement for the Feb. 10 ceremony, the Grammys will escape the fate that befell this month's Golden Globes.

The agreement allowing guild-covered writing for the Grammys is in support of union musicians and also will help advance writers' own quest for "a fair contract," the guild said in a statement.

The writers guild has agreed to allow next month's NAACP Image Awards to proceed with guild support, a courtesy also granted to Sunday night's Screen Actors Guild Awards.

Grammy Awards

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Booked On Letterman

Hillary Rodham Clinton

Democrat Hillary Rodham Clinton will yuk it up on CBS' "Late Show With David Letterman," a day before the Feb. 5 Super Tuesday contests.

It will be the former first lady's ninth visit to the show. She first appeared in 1994 from the Winter Olympics in Lillehammer, Norway, where she was interviewed by Letterman's mother.

Letterman's show has been a popular destination for the presidential hopefuls. Democrats Barack Obama and John Edwards have both appeared twice since entering the race - Obama as recently as last Thursday, where he read the nightly Top 10 list.

Hillary Rodham Clinton

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British author J K Rowling poses with her Outstanding Achievement Award with Sir Richard Attenborough during the South Bank Show Awards in London, Tuesday, Jan. 29, 2008.
Photo by Sang Tan
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Approve WGA Contract

CBS News Staffers

Unionized CBS News staffers who are members of the Writers Guild of America have overwhelmingly ratified a new contract with the network.

The contract - which received a 98 percent approval vote - covers 500 employees who work in New York, Los Angeles, Washington and Chicago, in both TV and radio. Positions covered by the contract range from desk assistant to producer, with average base salary between $20,000 and $70,000.

The preliminary deal struck between CBS and the Writers Guilds of America, East and West, will give the union staff raises of 3.5 percent annually plus a $3,700 contract bonus. The contract, effective immediately, runs through April 1, 2010.

The staffers had been working under an expired contract for nearly three years.

CBS News Staffers

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No Apology For Snub

Beatles

More than 40 years after it barred the iconic British band from playing there, Israel said it wants the surviving members of the Beatles to participate in a concert celebrating the country's 60th birthday.

But the Israeli embassy in London denied a report that the Jewish state had apologized for its original refusal to let the Beatles perform in the country. The band had been booked to appear in 1965, but the government refused to grant the necessary permits on the ground that its music might corrupt the country's morals.

"Israel missed a chance to learn from the most influential musicians of the decade, and the Beatles missed an opportunity to reach out to one of the most passionate audiences in the world," Israeli ambassador Ron Prosor said in a letter addressed to Sir Paul McCartney. "On our 60th anniversary, we would like to take the opportunity to offer you a second chance to play in Israel."

Beatles

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In The Kitchen With BartCop & Friends

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Frugal Librarian Amassed Art Trove

Jean Preston

From the outside it's an ordinary, red-brick house in a terraced row, not unlike tens of thousands of others scattered across Britain. But on the inside, Jean Preston's spartan Oxford home contained works of art of international significance, carefully acquired over a lifetime and haphazardly displayed.

Preston, a thrifty 77-year-old spinster who rode the bus and ate frozen meals, died in 2006. But art experts and auctioneers have now completed the sale of the exceptional works hoarded in her modest home.

Among the treasures were two paintings by Fra Angelico, the 15th century Italian Renaissance master, that were the missing pieces of an eight-part altar decoration.

Hanging in the kitchen was a 19th century watercolor by pre-Raphaelite artist Dante Gabriel Rossetti, and in the sitting room, above an electric fire, a work by Sir Edward Burne-Jones.

Jean Preston

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Actress Alfre Woodard poses at the premiere of "Welcome Home Roscoe Jenkins" at the Grauman Theater.
Photo by Mario Anzuoni
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Rehab After DGA Outburst

Sean Young

Sean Young has entered rehabilitation for alcohol abuse following a weekend outburst in which she was heckling from the audience at the Directors Guild of America awards.

The 48-year-old actress was escorted from the ballroom at the Hyatt Regency in Century City Saturday night after sparring with Julian Schnabel, who was nominated for "The Diving Bell and the Butterfly."

At the DGAs, all of the film nominees get a chance to say a few words before the top prize is announced. Schnabel, in his trademark yellow-tinted glasses, was a bit slow to start, looking down at the podium and running his hands through his wild, curly hair.

That's when Young could be heard throughout the room urging him to get on with it. Apparently rattled, Schnabel scanned the room and asked who said that, then spotted Young and suggested that she "have another cocktail."

Then he suggested that she should finish his speech for him and started walking off the stage. Music began playing for his exit, but the audience urged him to stay and keep speaking, and he did. Young, meanwhile, was removed from the ballroom.

Sean Young

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Hospital News

Mike Wallace

Mike Wallace was recovering from triple heart bypass surgery that was performed last week, CBS News said Tuesday.

Wallace, who turns 90 this spring, is already walking following the surgery Friday to bypass blockages near his heart. Doctors are calling the operation "a great success," the network said.

Recovery from heart bypass surgery generally runs about six weeks.

Mike Wallace

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I'm Pissed
(formerly 'The Vidiot')

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NBC Looks For 'Law & Order'

Dick Wolf

NBC Universal has taken Dick Wolf, the executive producer of its "Law & Order" series of dramas, to court in a dispute over how much he is being paid.

The lawsuit, filed late last week in Los Angeles Superior Court, asks the court to clarify a contract signed by the network and its top producer of scripted shows. Besides the original "Law & Order" series, Wolf has made "Law & Order: Special Victims Unit" and "Law & Order: Criminal Intent" for NBC.

Wolf has argued that the contract essentially guarantees him a kill fee, or money for producing 48 extra episodes of "Law & Order" even after NBC has determined it doesn't want the show anymore. NBC says in the court papers that it has made no such promise.

"NBC Universal is trying to rewrite an existing contract," Pam Ruben Golum, a spokeswoman for Wolf, said Monday.

Dick Wolf

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Justin Long, right, and Drew Barrymore arrive at premiere of 'Vince Vaughn's Wild West Comedy Show' in Los Angeles on Monday, Jan. 28, 2008.
Photo by Matt Sayles
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L.A. Coroner Probes Death

Christian Brando

The Los Angeles County coroner has opened an investigation into the death of Hollywood legend Marlon Brando's eldest son, acting at the request of family members, a spokesman for the medical examiner said on Tuesday.

Medical examiners took custody of Christian Brando's body on Monday and performed an autopsy on Tuesday, but a finding on the cause of death will await toxicology tests that take six to eight weeks to complete, said Ed Winter, assistant chief of the coroner's office.

Winter said relatives were "concerned about his prior history, both medical and drug history, but I'm not going to go any further into it until we have a chance to look at it and do our investigation."

Christian Brando

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Multi-Season Renewal

'Survivor'

CBS has renewed "Survivor," ordering 17th and 18th installments of the long-running reality series.

Additionally, Jeff Probst has signed a new deal to continue as host.

The most recent installment, "Survivor: China," averaged 15.2 million viewers and a 5.1 rating/14 share among adults 18-49. While the franchise has been trekking downward in the ratings since its early heyday, it still dominates its time period, anchoring CBS' Thursday lineup.

'Survivor'

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Drops Restraining Order

Garrison Keillor

Garrison Keillor, host of public radio's "A Prairie Home Companion," has dropped a restraining order he had obtained against a fan after she agreed not to contact him again.

Keillor had accused Andrea Campbell, 43, of Hawkinsville, Ga., of stalking him by making unwanted visits and sending him bizarre gifts, including a petrified alligator's foot, dead beetles and poems.

A hearing on Campbell's appeal of the restraining order was canceled. It had been set for Monday.

Garrison Keillor

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Matthew Malthouse and Kerry Biggins dance in Matthew Bourne's stage production of Edward Scissorhands at the Sydney Opera House January 29, 2008.
Photo by Mick Tsikas
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New Multi-Year Contract

'Judge Judy'

Court show queen Judge Judy Sheindlin has inked a new multiyear deal with CBS Television Distribution to continue with her strip, "Judge Judy," and the CBS Television Stations group has renewed the top-rated court show for another two seasons, taking it through 2012.

The "Judge Judy" renewal was among a flurry of NATPE-related announcements made Monday, a day before the National Association of Television Program Executives' annual Conference & Exhibition officially kicks off at the Mandalay Bay Resort here.

"Judge Judy" first went on the air in 1996.

'Judge Judy'

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Plans Retirement

Bob Schieffer

Veteran CBS Washington handjob Bob Schieffer (R-Connected), who has anchored "Face the Nation" since 1991, said Tuesday he plans to step down from the Sunday morning political talk show with the inauguration of a new president.

The start of a new administration next January provides a natural transition, he said.

Schieffer said he hoped to keep an office at CBS and contribute occasionally, the way Tom Brokaw has at NBC News with documentaries and some primary night commentary.

Bob Schieffer

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Upping The Fear Factor

Spy Satellite

The U.S. military is developing contingency plans to deal with the possibility that a large spy satellite expected to fall to Earth in late February or early March could hit North America.

Air Force Gen. Gene Renuart, who heads of U.S. Northern Command, told The Associated Press on Tuesday that the size of the satellite suggests that some number of pieces will not burn up as it re-enters the Earth's atmosphere and will hit the ground.

Military agencies, he said, are doing an analysis to determine which pieces would most likely survive re-entry. But he cautioned that officials won't have much detail on where or when it will crash until it begins to move through the atmosphere and break up.

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In this photo released by the Israel Antiquities Authority Monday, Jan. 28, 2008, a glass panel discovered in the ancient ruins of Caesarea in northern Israel, is seen in an unknown location. Experts have restored a one-of-a-kind 1,400-year-old glass mosaic glowing in gold, recovered from a site next to the Sea of Galilee, the Israel Antiquities Authority announced Monday.
Photo by Nicky Davidov
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Station Fire

91.7 FM KOOP

A volunteer at a community radio station set fire to the station because he was upset that his song selections for an overnight Internet broadcast were changed, police said.

Paul Webster Feinstein, 24, has been charged with second-degree felony arson for the Jan. 5 fire that caused $300,000 damage to the studios of 91.7 FM KOOP. He faces from two to 20 years in prison and a $10,000 fine if convicted.

Feinstein, who had volunteered at the station for about a year, quit a week before the fire, saying he was going to do other things, station president Andrew Dickens said.

The fire was the third the station has dealt with in the past two years. The first was ruled accidental. The second was caused by a malfunction in a heating and air-conditioning unit of a nearby business and forced the station to move.

91.7 FM KOOP

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Need Midwest Adoptions

Donkeys

Instead of finding homes for abandoned dogs or cats, one animal rescue group is asking Minnesotans to adopt donkeys. Peaceful Valley Donkey Rescue has more than 1,000 donkeys, including abused and neglected domestic donkeys and wild burros.

Most of the organization's adopted donkeys are kept at sanctuaries in western states such as California. But Peaceful Valley would like to find Midwest landowners willing to serve as satellite adoption centers, meaning they would agree to foster six donkeys at a time and find adoptive homes for them, said Vice President Rachael Komulainen, a Bemidji native.

The landowners provide fencing, shelter and care for the animals and are reimbursed for hay, vaccinations and other costs.

Donkeys are gentle, intelligent, social animals and don't deserve their reputation for stubbornness, she said.

Donkeys

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Heralds Valentine's Day

Chocolate Room

An all-chocolate room was unveiled in Manhattan on Tuesday - a pre-Valentine's Day creation complete with furniture and artwork made of the sweet stuff.

"It's the perfect bit of sin," said Ali Larter, star of TV's "Heroes," of the Godiva chocolate "pearls" that are her private daily indulgence.

Larter is the celebrity face hired by the Belgian chocolatier for its annual Valentine's Day promotion contest. This year, anyone who buys the winning box of chocolates - for $23 and up - may win the chocolate room. It is to be re-created in a suite of Manhattan's Bryant Park Hotel for a pampered getaway weekend for two in May.

The winning box - sold only in North America - will contain a note informing the buyer of his or her good luck.

Chocolate Room

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In Memory

Margaret Truman Daniel

Margaret Truman Daniel, the only child of former president and famously proud father Harry Truman who became a author of popular murder mysteries, died on Tuesday at age 83, the Truman Library said.

Margaret Truman did not let being the president's daughter keep her from pursuing first a singing career and then one as a mystery writer that took off after her father's death in 1972.

Margaret Truman was born February 17, 1924, in Independence, Missouri, and moved to Washington a decade later when her father was elected to the Senate.

In 1956, she married Clifton Daniel, who in the 1960s would become managing editor of The New York Times. He died in 2000, the same year their son William was killed in a New York traffic accident -- dealing her a double blow, Devine said.

She was an avid supporter of presidential libraries, including her father's, in partnership with other children of former presidents.

She is survived by three sons and five grandchildren.

Margaret Truman Daniel

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A rainbow is visible looking West from Palm Springs, Calif. on Monday, Jan. 28, 2008 next to an array of wind turbines. Southern California has been hit with heavy rainstorms totaling more than 4 inches in some areas over a 24 hour period which has some experts on edge about the possibility of mudslides. Scattered showers are forecast for the next few days.
Photo by Sandy Huffaker
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