BartCop Entertainment Archives - Wednesday, 24 January, 2007

Wednesday

24 January, 2007

big hammer - bigger hammer

(Updated Daily)

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Special Update!

Disinfotainment Today

By Michael Dare

 
Dear readers,
 
A few months ago I was attacked by a cybersquatter. We worked things out and they agreed to pass my domain name, disinfotainmenttoday.com, over to me. He let his ownership lapse last week.
 
This is good and bad news. It is good news because the domain name will now be mine. It is bad news because there's a mandatory 42 day grace period before the name is freed. He could have simply transferred the name to me and everything would have been fine. Instead he let it lapse, which means the site will be down for 42 days and there seems to be absolutely nothing I can do about it. What a putz.
 
I will continue to write new material which will be posted to Bartcop Entertainment until the grand reopening of disinfotainmenttoday.com near the end of February.
 
MD
 
 

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M Is For Mashup

Sexyback

M Is for Mashup -Wednesday 23rd January 2007

Sexy Is Back To Stay
By DJ Useo




When Justin Timberlake released his single "Sexyback",he pleased his already-numerous fans & acquired many more. By December's end his track was in the top ten for the year & had been mashed into countless variations, .Remixes, mash-ups & experimental versions proliferated & soon we were inundated with more permutations than could be consumed in a full day of listening.


From the dark angst of Aggro1's "Justin Timberlake's Sexyback vs She Wants Revenge's Out Of Control" to the quirky pumping of A Plus D's "Sexy Peek-A-Boo", which pits it against Siouxsie & The Banshees, mixers have changed the arrangement of the song more than donuts in a Krispy Kreme store.

Everytime it seemed like the tune was played out, another DJ stepped up & grafted it into another permutation, thus reviving the pop smash & granting it more life. DJ Kingpin aligned it with the band Mindless Self Indulgence & sent us "Straight To Sexyback".Crookdimwit moved it up alongside some Kraftwerk resulting in his electro-chill "Tour De Back". . Each time the previous fans & the new discoverers played them anew, bringing Timberlake-mania to more throngs of eager listeners.

When the Justin cut slowed a few days, it would soon return in a new disguise courtesy of an El Barto & Liam B's "SEXY KLF", or the Killswitch Engage pairing "Sexy Heartache" by DJ Epik213X. It seemed that as quickly as people tired of the new take, another would replace it. The availability of the 'a capella', or 'voice only' track, made it easy for mixers to take a beloved selection & re-do it to please themselves. A lame track would never inspire such large numbers of permutations, instead of the customary 7 or 8.



2007 would seem a big invitation to Deejays to move on to the new years' cache of music, but still the lure of Justin induces works like Dustria's "Sexy Acha", a Cornershop -based, sugary confection & DJ Spark's Bodyrox blended bombshell "Yeah,Yeah,Sexyback". In the last week alone, major mash player Voicedude has given birth to twins in the form of the reverse-matching pair "Don't Cha Smack That Sexy Back!" & "Justin Smacks That Pussycat!". One features the Pussycat Dolls vocals over "Sexyback" & the other plays it the other way with Justin singing over the P. Dolls.

Some may be too familiar with Mr.Timberlake's number to enjoy the experience anymore, (I, myself am so burned out on Kelis'"Milkshake" I pass on boots of it), but I still take the time to sample the ever-flowing river of "Sexyback" mashups. Lend an ear & see what your position is. Yeah!

Crookdimwit - mattmedia.net
DJ Kingpin - 3jkingpin.multiply.com
DJ Spark - djspark.multiply.com
Aggro1 - aggro1.com
Voicedude - voicedude.multiply.com
A Plus D - bootiesf.com
El Barto & Liam B - elbartoandliamb.com

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IT'S SO IRONIC

TO SEE THE ICONIC CAWER

CROW ON "DOGS ON LEASH"

zEN mAN
(enjoying the black bird scolding me on the dog walking path with Chester.....off leash)

zEN mAN archives


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BILL O'REILLY: 'I WAS KIDNAPPED BY FOX, BUT WANTED TO STAY'


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Reader Question

Virtual Memory Message

Hey, Marty! If you get some good responses to your question, would you share them with me too? My computer used to be so great processing things. Now it's slow as Christmas.

I have no adware or spyware (check that every week). I dumped most of my pictures and audio and video files on a flash drive thinking that they might be eating up all my memory. But it hasn't really helped.

When I check what processes are running on my computer at any one time, there are a ton of them, but I have no idea which ones are critical or even important and which ones I could shut off. (And if I shut them off once, do I have to shut them down every time I run the computer or will that stop all the unnecessary processes running??)

Wish I knew how to help you. Then I would help myself too. Cure Bill Gates!

Linda    >^..^<


Thanks, Linda!
You're the only one who responded, so I'm gonna assume (I HATE assuming) that the message isn't a big deal.

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Recommended Reading

from Bruce

PAUL KRUGMAN: Gold-Plated Indifference ( The NYTimes )
On the radio, Mr. Bush suggested that we should "treat health insurance more like home ownership." He went on to say that "the current tax code encourages home ownership by allowing you to deduct the interest on your mortgage from your taxes. We can reform the tax code, so that it provides a similar incentive for you to buy health insurance." Wow. Those are the words of someone with no sense of what it's like to be uninsured.


Charles Fishman: How Many Lightbulbs Does it Take to Change the World? One. And You're Looking At It (fastcompany.com)
For years, compact fluorescent bulbs have promised dramatic energy savings--yet they remain a mere curiosity. That's about to change.


Beth Quinn: 'Went missing' should go missing from the language (recordonline.com)
I see that the phrase "went missing" made this year's list of banned words, put out annually by Lake Superior State University in Detroit. Called the List of Words and Phrases Banished From the Queen's English, it includes overused items such as "ask your doctor," "awesome," "we're pregnant," and celebrity combos like "TomKat."


Dan Kois: Men Without Tights (slate.com)
Comics that reinvent the superhero genre.


In Rocky's footsteps (guardian.co.uk)
Ever since the first Rocky film, fans have been running up the most famous steps in America in homage to their boxing hero. And their stories are just as inspirational as that of their idol, Sarfraz Manzoor discovers.


What gets me dancing (guardian.co.uk)
Craig Taylor interviews Emma Chadwick, ballet dancer.


Henry Blodget: Stop Picking Stocks-Immediately! (slate.com)
Why the world's greatest stock picker stopped picking stocks, and why you should, too.


David Bruce: Wise Up! Children
J.R.R. Tolkien, author of "The Lord of the Rings," was born in South Africa. Shortly after he was born, a family servant borrowed him without first asking permission so he could show him to his friends and neighbors -- they had never seen a white baby.

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Reader Comment

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Dear Editor:
I have a complaint. You have such fantastic "links" in-between the articles, that I am becoming addicted. For instance, tonight I hit the web kaleidoscope link, and spent an hour playing around with it because it was SO much fun.
Can you please tell me where can I find a "recovery" group, which will help people like myself, people who are BartCop and/or BartCop Entertainment junkies? It's really becoming a problem here...
 
Yours truly,
Sally P
 
PS You guys are the best! I hope your readers are taking the time to click on some of the above-mentioned "links." I've found some real gems on your site. Thanks for your daily dedication. :)
 



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Hubert's Poetry Corner

FREQUENT ALTERNATE RESPONSE THERAPY

THE ANSWER TO THE NATIONAL GAS PROBLEM

"FREQUENT ALTERNATE RESPONSE THERAPY"


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Reader Suggestion

SOTU Satire

Satire on the SOTU Speech!

A little satire on last night's speech.

SOTU Satire

Watch Nancy Pelosi!!! And be sure to catch Hillary at the end!


MAM


Thanks, Marianne!


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Selected Readings

from that Mad Cat, JD

MOONIE ATTACK!

DUMBEST FUCKING PRESIDENT EVER!

THE RICH FUCKS ARE FEELING THE WARM!

WHAT PART OF LYING FUCKING REPUG PRESIDENT DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND?

REALLY SICK FUCKING RIGHT WING ASSHOLES

UNACCEPTABLE!

THE WATER BIRDS IN THE COAL MINE

MINIMUM WAGE RISES, SKY DOES NOT FALL! REPUGS SUCK!

FLYSHIT SPEAKS!

THE DICKHEAD DID IT!

A SOTU REVIEW

SOTU REVIEW: PART TWO

DOLLAR IN THE DUMPER!


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Ark Of Darkness

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In The Chaos Household

Last Night

Sunny and seasonal.


The Razzies were announced Monday - here's a Complete List of Nominees

The Oscars were announced yesterday - here's a Complete List of Nominees



Tonight, Wednesday:

CBS starts the night with a FRESH 'Armec & Famous', followed by a FRESH 'Criminal Minds', then a FRESH 'CSI: The 3rd One'.
Scheduled on a FRESH Dave are Frank Caliendo and Mandy Moore.
On a RERUN Craig (from 1/8/07) are Mario Lopez, NeYo, and Shawn Colvin.

NBC opens the night with a FRESH 'Friday Night Lights', followed by a FRESH 'Deal Or No Deal', then a FRESH 'Medium'.
Scheduled on a FRESH Leno are Sienna Miller, Phyllis Diller, and Branford Marsalis.
On a RERUN Conan (from 7/12/06) are Stephen Colbert, Rainn Wilson, and Lil' Ed & The Blues Imperials.
On a RERUN Carson Daly (from 11/30/06) are Minka Kelly, Matt Costa.

ABC begins the night with the SEASON PREMIERE 'George Lopez', followed by a FRESH 'Jim', then a FRESH 'Kinghts Of Prosperity', followed by a FRESH 'In Case Of Emergency', then 'Primetime: Medical Mysteries'.
Scheduled on a FRESH Jimmy Kimmel are Andy Garcia and John Mellencamp.

The CW offers a FRESH 'Beauty & The Geek', followed by a FRESH 'One Tree Hill'.

Faux has a FRESH 2-hour 'American Idol'.

MY has a FRESH 'Wicked Wicked Games', followed by a FRESH 'Watch Over Me'.

A&E has 'CSI: The 2nd One', another 'CSI: The 2nd One', 'The Sopranos', and more 'The Sopranos'.

AMC offers the movie 'Dances With Wolves', followed by the movie 'Hoffa', then the movie 'All The President's Men'.

BBC  -   
 [1:00 PM]    As Time Goes By - Episode 1;
 [1:40 PM]    Are You Being Served? - Ep. 4: Shedding The Load;
 [2:20 PM]    Keeping Up Appearances - Episode 8;
 [3:00 PM]    The Benny Hill Show - Episode 27;
 [4:00 PM]    The Saint - Ep. 12 Little Girl Lost;
 [5:00 PM]    The Avengers - Ep. 23 Homicide and Old Lace;
 [6:00 PM]    BBC World News - BBC World News;
 [6:30 PM]    Cash in the Attic - Episode 5;
 [7:00 PM]    Cash in the Attic - Ep 12 Anderson;
 [8:00 PM]    Whose Line Is It Anyway? - Episode 5;
 [8:30 PM]    Whose Line Is It Anyway? - Episode 4;
 [9:00 PM]    Turn Back Your Body Clock - Episode 1;
 [9:30 PM]    How Clean Is Your House? - Episode 4;
 [10:00 PM]    The Wow Factor - Episode 2;
 [11:00 PM]    Whose Line Is It Anyway? - Episode 6;
 [11:30 PM]    Whose Line Is It Anyway? - Episode 10;
 [12:00 AM]    The Benny Hill Show - Episode 28;
 [1:00 AM]    Turn Back Your Body Clock - Episode 1;
 [1:30 AM]    How Clean Is Your House? - Episode 4;
 [2:00 AM]    The Wow Factor - Episode 2;
 [3:00 AM]    Dealing With Dickinson - Episode 1;
 [4:00 AM]    Dealing With Dickinson - Episode 2;
 [5:00 AM]    Dealing With Dickinson - Episode 3;
 [6:00 AM]    BBC World News - BBC World News.    (ALL TIMES EST)

Bravo has 'Top Chef', another 'Top Chef', yet another 'Top Chef', and a FRESH 'Top Chef'.

Comedy Central has 'Scrubs', another 'Scrubs', last night's 'Jon Stewart', last night's 'Colbert Report', 'Chappelle's Show', 'South Park', another 'South Park', and 'Naked Trucker'.
Scheduled on a FRESH Jon Stewart is Scott McClellan.
Scheduled on a FRESH Colbert Report is Lou Dobbs.

FX has 'That 70s Show', another 'That 70s Show', followed by the movie 'The Clearing', then the movie 'The Clearing', again.

History has all 'Modern Marvels' all night.

IFC  -   
 [07:05 AM]    The Barbarian Invasions;
 [08:50 AM]    Invincible;
 [11:00 AM]    Mr. Death: The Rise and Fall of Fred A. Leuchter, Jr.;
 [01:05 PM]    Ararat;
 [03:05 PM]    The Barbarian Invasions;
 [04:50 PM]    Invincible;
 [07:05 PM]    Max;
 [09:00 PM]    Crawlspace;
 [10:25 PM]    The Great Silence;
 [12:15 AM]    Max;
 [02:10 AM]    Hopeless Pictures #7;
 [02:30 AM]    IFC News Presents: Spirit Awards Nominations Special 2007;
 [03:00 AM]    Crawlspace;
 [04:25 AM]    The Great Silence.    (ALL TIMES EST)

SciFi has the movie 'Dark Prince: The True Story Of Dracula', followed by the movie 'Mary Shelley's Frankenstein'.

Sundance  -   
 [06:45 AM]    The Firefly Man;
 [07:00 AM]    Festival Dailies 2007: (1/23/07);
 [07:30 AM]    A Different War;
 [07:45 AM]    Very Annie Mary;
 [09:30 AM]    Unfolding Florence;
 [11:00 AM]    Festival Dailies 2007: (1/23/07);
 [11:30 AM]    Little Otik;
 [01:45 PM]    Control Room;
 [03:15 PM]    A Different War;
 [03:30 PM]    Festival Dailies 2007: (1/23/07);
 [04:00 PM]    The Firefly Man;
 [04:15 PM]    The Mighty Celt;
 [05:45 PM]    The Boy Who Plays on the Buddhas of Bamiyan;
 [07:30 PM]    Unfolding Florence;
 [09:00 PM]    Festival Dailies 2007: (1/24/07);
 [09:30 PM]    Down to the Bone;
 [11:15 PM]    Through My Thick Glasses;
 [11:30 PM]    Festival Dailies 2007: (1/24/07);
 [12:00 AM]    One Punk Under God: Episode 1;
 [12:30 AM]    IN SHORT: Festival 7;
 [01:00 AM]    Iconoclasts Season 2: Episode 1: Eddie Vedder + Laird Hamilton;
 [02:00 AM]    City of Men - Season 3: Episode 1: Opening Night;
 [02:30 AM]    Bad Guy;
 [04:15 AM]    Little Otik.    (ALL TIMES EST)

TCM salutes Kirk Douglas all night.
 [6:00 AM]      Billy Rose's Jumbo (1962);
 [8:15 AM]      Merry Andrew (1958);
 [10:00 AM]      La Strada (1954);
 [12:00 PM]      Carnival Story (1954);
 [2:00 PM]      The Flying Fontaines (1959);
 [3:30 PM]      Ring of Fear (1954);
 [5:15 PM]      The Greatest Show on Earth (1952);
 [8:00 PM]      The Heroes of Telemark (1965)     [View Trailer];
 [10:30 PM]      Detective Story (1951);
 [12:30 AM]      Lonely Are The Brave (1962);
 [2:30 AM]      The Big Carnival (1951);
 [4:30 AM]      Town Without Pity (1961).
    (ALL TIMES EST)


Thursday  -  01/25/07

TCM:
 [6:30 AM]      Nancy Drew--Reporter (1939);
 [7:45 AM]      Get Yourself A College Girl (1964);
 [9:15 AM]      Lord Love A Duck (1966);
 [11:15 AM]      Experiment in Terror (1962);
 [1:30 PM]      Anatomy Of A Murder (1959)     [View Trailer];
 [4:15 PM]      Dead Heat on a Merry-Go-Round (1966);
 [6:15 PM]      Die! Die! My Darling! (1965);
 [8:00 PM]      The Caddy (1953);
 [10:00 PM]      Summer Stock (1950);
 [12:00 AM]      The Harvey Girls (1946);
 [1:45 AM]      Yolanda And The Thief (1945);
 [3:45 AM]      Summer Holiday (1948);
 [5:30 AM]      Honolulu (1939).    (ALL TIMES EST)



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Actress Salma Hayek and Academy President Sid Ganis announce the 79th Academy Awards nominees for best actress at the at the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences in Beverly Hills, January 23, 2007.
Photo by Phil McCarten
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Trying To Visit Aung San Suu Kyi

Nobel Laureates

Thirteen Nobel laureates said they had applied to the authorities in military-ruled Myanmar for visas to visit detained democracy leader Aung San Suu Kyi.

The laureates, who included Iran's Shirin Ebadi and the Kenyan Wangari Maathai, said their visa applications had been submitted earlier this month but there had been no response from the regime in Yangon so far.

Aung San Suu Kyi, whose National League for Democracy overwhelmingly won 1990 elections but was never allowed to take office, has now spent around 11 of the past 17 years under house arrest.

Her most recent period in detention began nearly three years ago, when her convoy was ambushed by suspected government supporters while she was travelling upcountry.

Nobel Laureates

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Actor Leslie Jordan tells a story about his Emmy Award getting broken in his luggage because authorities wouldn't let his take it on an airplane because it has sharp edges. Jordan was a presenter at the Eclipse Awards for horse racing in Beverly Hills, Calif., Monday, Jan. 22, 2007.
Photo by Mark Avery
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New HBO Series

Lily Tomlin

Lily Tomlin will star in an hour-long comedy series for HBO, created by husband-and-wife producers Harry Thomason and Linda Bloodworth-Thomason of "Designing Women" and "Evening Shade" sitcom fame.

The comedy, "12 miles of Bad Road," features Tomlin as Amelia Shakespeare, head of a real estate company and matriarch of a wealthy Dallas family, HBO said Monday.

In the pilot, Mary Kay Place plays Amelia's sister and Leslie Jordan plays a cousin. An air date has yet to be set, and HBO didn't indicate how many episodes of the show it had ordered.

Lily Tomlin

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Bids For Tribune

News Corp

Rupert Murdoch's News Corp. has joined the Chandler family in its bid to buy newspaper and television station owner Tribune Co., a source familiar with the matter said on Tuesday.

The source said News Corp.'s participation is considered small and Murdoch's goal is primarily to cut printing and back- office costs at his media conglomerate's money-losing New York Post newspaper.

News Corp. is restricted from buying Tribune's Newsday outright as U.S. media ownership laws prevent the company from owning another newspaper in the New York region.

Tribune, which owns the Los Angeles Times newspaper and the Chicago Cubs baseball team, has received at least three bids and is in the process of reviewing the offers.

News Corp

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bartcook

In The Kitchen With BartCop & Friends

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Strong Ratings

Monk

USA Network's "Monk" kicked off the second half of its fifth season in fine style, ranking as the most-watched basic cable program in primetime Friday among total viewers

The obsessive-compulsive detective show, which recently aired two "special" episodes, averaged 5.2 million total viewers from 9-10 p.m., slightly higher than the Season 5 premiere tally of 5.1 million in July. The episode was also the most-watched basic cable program in primetime Friday among adults 18-49 (1.7 million) and adults 25-54 (2.2 million).

On the other hand, USA's fake-psychic series "Psych" averaged 3.8 million total viewers from 10-11 p.m., down sharply from the July series premiere of 6.1 million. Friday's episode was the most-watched show in basic cable that night among adults 18-34 (600,000).

Monk

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Actress Parker Posey (L) poses with director Zoe R. Cassavetes as they arrive as guests for the premiere of the film 'Dedication' at the 2007 Sundance Film Festival in Park City, Utah January 22, 2007. The film, directed by Justin Theroux, is a modern love story centering on a New York children's book author and stars Mandy Moore and Billy Crudup.
Photo by Fred Prouser
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Steps Down As Edinburgh Fringe Director

Paul Gudgin

The director of the Edinburgh Fringe, credited with guiding the offbeat festival to international acclaim over eight years, is standing down, festival officials said Tuesday.

Paul Gudgin will leave June 7 to produce a variety of festivals and events in Britain and abroad, said festival spokesman Leroy Harris.

The three-week summer event is a cutting-edge celebration of performance, standup, theater and music that bills itself as the world's biggest arts festival. The smaller Edinburgh International Festival, which runs at the same time, specializes in more traditional opera, theater and dance.

Paul Gudgin

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Hospital News

Franco Zeffirelli

Franco Zeffirelli was in good condition at a Rome hospital after being admitted with an irregular heartbeat, his son said Tuesday.

The 83-year-old Italian filmmaker was undergoing medical tests at San Giovanni hospital after being admitted late Monday with heart fibrillation, a type of irregular heartbeat, his son said.

It wasn't clear when he would be released, but it would likely be over the next few days.

Franco Zeffirelli

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Vidiot Speak
(formerly 'The Vidiot')

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Proud Racist

Ted Nugent

Ted Nugent says Gov. Rick Perry had no problem with his decision to wear a Confederate flag shirt during his appearance at last week's inaugural ball - and even complimented his performance.

Nugent, 58, said Perry talked to him backstage after the black-tie event, complimenting him on "the greatest rock 'n' roll" and thanking him for coming, several newspapers reported Tuesday. The governor also called over the weekend, ending the conversation by telling Nugent to "give 'em hell," Nugent was quoted as saying.

Perry spokesman Robert Black said the governor wouldn't wear such a shirt, but told Nugent he has the right to wear whatever he wants.

Ted Nugent

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Cellist Yo Yo Ma talks with students at Charles Allen Prosser Career Academy Tuesday, Jan. 23, 2007, in Chicago. Ma, who is interested in multicultural connections, helped launch a first of its kind partnership between public schools and the Genographic Project which uses DNA from cells scraped from inside the cheek to traces humans' migration back 60,000 years to ancient roots in Africa.
Photo by M. Spencer Green
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Settles Copyright Dispute With Coca-Cola

7 Seconds of Love

Coca-Cola Co. has reached an agreement with an unsigned London ska band over the global soft drink giant's use of the band's material in TV ads.

The band, called 7 Seconds of Love, had argued that Coke used their video and song "Ninja" without permission in a South American commercial for Coca-Cola Light.

Coke agreed Monday to an out-of-court settlement. The ads have been taken off the air, and the band retains all the rights. The amount of the financial settlement wasn't disclosed.

7 Seconds of Love

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Moon's Shark Smuggler

Kevin Thompson

A San Francisco-area pastor who pleaded guilty to helping smuggle young leopard sharks from California to aquariums in Europe and the United States has been sentenced to a year and a day in prison, the Justice Department said on Tuesday.

Kevin Thompson, 48, a Unification Church pastor in San Leandro, was one of six men charged with harvesting thousands of sharks smaller than 36 inches (91.5 cm), which are protected by law. The five others have also pleaded guilty.

In the sentencing, which took place on Monday, Thompson was also ordered to pay restitution of $100,000 (50,500).

Kevin Thompson

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Actresses Isabelle Fuhrman (L) and Piper Laurie, stars of the film 'Hounddog', poses as she arrives for the film's premiere at the 2007 Sundance Film Festival in Park City, Utah January 22, 2007. The film directed and written by Deborah Kempmeier, is set in the 1960's South about a young girl who overcomes debilitating obstacles.
Photo by Fred Prouser
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Claims Nazi-Seized Art

Peter Sachs

Peter Sachs was only a year old in 1938 when the Nazis seized his father's collection of rare posters and the Jewish family fled to the United States.

He returned to Germany on Tuesday for the first time in nearly seven decades to try to recover the thousands of first-run prints that could be worth as much as US$50 million.

Sachs, 69, of Sarasota, Fla., will testify Thursday at a government commission that will determine if the collection should be returned to him or stay at the museum, which inherited it from East Germany after the fall of the Berlin Wall.

He contends that although his father received some compensation, it came from West Germany when it was believed the collection had been destroyed during the war. Now that it turns out that 4,300 posters survive, he said they should be returned to his family.

Peter Sachs

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Roman Dig

Palatine Hill

Work on Rome's Palatine Hill has turned up a trove of discoveries, including what might be the underground grotto where ancient Romans believed a wolf nursed the city's legendary founders Romulus and Remus.

Archaeologists gathered Tuesday at a conference to save crumbling monuments on the Palatine discussed findings of studies on the luxurious imperial homes threatened by collapse and poor maintenance that have forced the closure of much of the hill to the public.

While funds are still scarce, authorities plan to reopen some key areas of the honeycombed hill to tourists by the end of the year, including frescoed halls in the palaces of the emperor Augustus and of his wife, Livia.

Only a quarter of the Palatine's nearly 500 buildings are above the ground and just 40 percent of the hill's 67 acres can be visited.

Palatine Hill

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A woman walks past a figure of Blue Dragon, a character from a Japanese video game, at the Toy Forum 2007 in Tokyo January 23, 2007.
Photo by Kim Kyung-Hoon
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Ancient Text

Magic Spell

A magic spell to keep snakes away from the tombs of Egyptian kings, adopted from the Canaanites almost 5,000 years ago, could be the oldest Semitic text yet discovered, experts said Tuesday.

The phrases, interspersed throughout religious texts in Egyptian characters in the underground chambers of a pyramid south of Cairo, stumped Egyptian experts for about a century, until the Semitic connection was found.

In 2002 one of the Egyptologists e-mailed the undeciphered part of the inscription to Richard Steiner, a professor of Semitic languages at Yeshiva University in New York. Steiner discovered that the phrases are the transcription of a language used by Canaanites at some point in the period from 25th to the 30th centuries B.C.

Magic Spell

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Nielsen Top 20

Ratings

Prime-time viewership numbers compiled by Nielsen Media Research for Jan. 15-21. Listings include the week's ranking, with viewership for the week and season-to-date rankings in parentheses. An "X" in parentheses denotes a one-time-only presentation.

    1. (X) "AFC Championship Post-Game Show" (10:18-10:23 p.m., EST)," CBS, 47.70 million viewers.
    2. (X) "AFC Championship: New England at Indianapolis," CBS, 46.70 million viewers.
    3. (1) "American Idol," (Tuesday), Fox, 37.44 million viewers.
    4. (2) "American Idol," (Wednesday), Fox, 36.94 million viewers.
    5. (X) "AFC Championship Post-Game Show" (10:23 to 10:41 p.m.), CBS, 29.39 million viewers.
    6. (7) "Grey's Anatomy," ABC, 21.94 million viewers.
    7. (6) "CSI: Crime Scene Investigation," CBS, 21.41 million viewers.
    8. (X) "Golden Globe Awards," NBC, 20.04 million viewers.
    9. (4) "Desperate Housewives," ABC, 17.14 million viewers.
   10. (17) "NCIS," CBS, 15.95 million viewers.
   11. (20) "24," Fox, 15.73 million viewers.
   12. (24) "Shark," CBS, 15.10 million viewers.
   13. (23) "Law & Order: SVU," NBC, 14.17 million viewers.
   14. (27) "Ugly Betty," ABC, 14.10 million viewers.
   15. (11) "CSI: NY," CBS, 13.77 million viewers.
   16. (14) "Without a Trace," CBS, 13.72 million viewers.
   17. (11) "Criminal Minds," CBS, 12.99 million viewers.
   18. (27) "Extreme Makeover: Home Edition," ABC, 12.62 million viewers.
   19. (X) "CSI: Miami," CBS, 12.03 million viewers.
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