BartCop Entertainment Archives - Tuesday, 4 May, 2010

Tuesday

4 May, 2010

(Updated Daily)

[1012 days in a row]

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The Weekly Poll

Results

The 'To Serve Man' Edition (Thanks, Rod)...

...aliens are out there and Earth had better watch out, at least according to Stephen Hawking. He has suggested that extraterrestrials are almost certain to exist - but that instead of seeking them out, humanity should be doing all it that can to avoid any contact... He suggests that aliens might simply raid Earth for its resources and then move on...   Don't talk to aliens, warns Stephen Hawking - Times Online


Despite that, should we seek out new life and new civilizations? (Thanks, Gene)

     A.) Sure! ... Yoo Hoo! Here we are! Stop by for dinner! (haha).

     B.) No way! ... Move along now, ALF, nothing to see here (especially cats).

     C.) Que Sera Sera ... (sang Doris, sweetly)

Despite that, should we seek out new life and new civilizations? (Thanks, Gene)

And away we go! (Thanks, Jackie!)




A.) Sure! ... Yoo Hoo! Here we are! Stop by for dinner! (haha).

bebo
     A. we should include john McCain & sarah palin as part of the welcoming committee. after meeting these two, the extraterrestrials would surely leave quickly, afraid they might become infected with a severe case of the" dumb-ass."






Roly
     I will pick door "A". I believe that there are other life forms in the universe, multitudes of them will be intelligent. If they are like mankind and are busy destroying their planet, if they are close enough they may come here but we will have nothing to give them. With "peak oil", "peak metals" etc., they will have slim pickin's. Any civilization that could travel here from another star would find lot's of resources in their own system, comets and asteroids have lots of metals and hydro carbons.
     "Life is like a roll of toilet paper: the older you get, the faster it goes." ;>)








B.) No way! ... Move along now, ALF, nothing to see here (especially cats).

DC Madman
     I'd have to go with B. We're not smart enough to seek them out. Any radio signals from space originated way long ago. Of course they already may be here and sharing their technology with us. Funny Hawking played the alien fear card. I believe Oppenheimer once shared with someone how the military would always have plenty of money. First it was the Cold War, then militarizing space for a missile shield and when those enemies flame out it will be needed to protect us from extra-terrestrials. Will there be anything left for aliens after we've sucked the life out and poisoned this planet? American Chronicle | Human-looking ETs secretly in U.S.?






maw
     B. No, I think we should concentrate on getting a civilized Senate for the US.








C.) Que Sera Sera ... (sang Doris, sweetly)

Adam in NoHo
     Even if we didn't want visitors, I doubt we will have the power to resist an advanced, space-faring race. They either have the power to find us and take what they want, or they used every bit of their technology and resources just to get here- in which case they're trapped.
     We'll be caught between the lunatics who think the aliens will be 'angels' here 'to save us', the military, and the religious nuts who will go positively insane knowing we aren't the center of the universe. The religious nuts will be the most dangerous (as always...)
     Maybe we can tell them that Tea baggers are the tastiest meat of all and hope they leave before they find out otherwise!






Joe B.
     The Aliens coming here could go either way they could see how bad it is here and help us or say screw it and vaporize all humans, like Steve said. The BP fuck-up makes me sick, the only good thing I saw was President Obama at my favorite town Ann Arbor. (Mine, too, Joe! Go Blue! Although Austin, TX runs a very close second...)






Cal in SoCal
     I don't think first contact will spell doom for humanity. We have one example of a civilization to study and historically speaking, they seem to mellow with age.
     Two thousand years ago a Roman citizen could go the Coliseum and watch several thousand people slowly tortured to death for amusement. Today we have football.
     As we expand into our home star system we will encounter plenty of life-forms but nothing flying space ship, let alone star ships. It is unlikely anything advanced enough to build faster than light transport would find our unremarkable neighborhood of value.
     Carl Sagan said it best when he described our galactic location as a cosmic backwater unlikely to have been worth a visit.
     The other reason extra galactic civilizations are likely to avoid us is our inability to place nice with each other and the 15 thousand nuclear warheads we have pointing at ourselves.






Charlie Y.
     I've had the bad habit of thinking too much about the last few poll questions, then not getting around to sending anything in. I don't want to miss this one, even though I'm not sure whether to agree with Hawking or not. Certainly aliens advanced enough to be traveling amongst the stars would be a menace should they take a disliking to us, and one can think of all sorts of reasons for that. Of course, interstellar travel itself is exceedingly problematic, and even if there are highly intelligent aliens they may not be any more capable of this than we are at the moment.
     NASA - Warp Drive, When?
     We could hope that such aliens would share their valuable knowledge with us, but they might also decide that the Universe would be a better place without us. I am not normally in the habit of quoting scripture, but I recently saw a bit of it that is relevant here:
         When a stranger sojourns with you in your land, you shall not do him wrong. The stranger who sojourns with you shall be to you as the native among you, and you shall love him as yourself; for you were strangers in the land of Egypt: I am the LORD your God.
         Leviticus 19.33:34

     Given our tendencies in this regard, Hawking has a point, but I think attempting to communicate with other life forms is in many respects a worthy pursuit, regardless of possibly negative outcomes. Hawking is a great scientist and we should listen to him, but we should also listen to other opinions (besides mine). There is also the possibility that the aliens are watching us -- and laughing their asses (or the alien equivalent thereof) off.







Jencin
     I'll have to choose C, Que Sera Sera because we do not know enough about what kind of intelligent life form might present itself or what the motivation might be. It becomes an if, then puzzle to try to reach a conclusion.
     IF communication is possible and good faith is exhibited, THEN the best answer would be A
     IF the intent is sinister, THEN, of course, B would be the only reasonable choice.
     Soooo . . . until we know more, I'll just hang with C.






DanD
     "A," with a prejudiced choice of "B," as defined with an inevitably predestined consequence of "C."
     First thing that we should all notice about (hu)mankind is that, after segregating ourselves into various groups, then these groups take turns exploiting the others. Well, guess what? This is an extraterrestrial trait that we have inherited from our (mostly) absentee, extra-stellar ancestors.
     While humans have extensive individual life time recollections, our extra-generational memories have been severely inhibited. This is a genetically engineered design. It's so we can't take the "Xs" that happened in past generations, and add them to the "Ys" occuring during these present times, and then calculate to the "Z" effect that is our ultimate fate. And let me tell you, it is mostly because that final fate is not very pretty.
     So let me ask, what is human civilization most commonly addicted to? Why, ENERGY, of course. Our species is a super-harvesting sort of creature, and there is one primary substance that our technical infrastructure is specifically tailor-made to dig out and produce -- even as it poisons us to death -- and that is anything that we must use for the extraction of metals (ALL metals) from the ground. In order to extract the Earth's metals at the pace that we have set, humans have quite suicidally overpopulated the numbers of its own species in order to accomplish this feat at break-neck speed.
     So what happens when the human species finally kills off itself (and virtually all other complex species) on our assaulted planet? Well, Earth will become a poisoned derelict, with a massive detritus of abandoned and (variably) oxidizing large, mediumm and small metal megaliths and other abandoned wrecks expansively surrounding the globe.
     It will be then that our extraterrestrial, relatively related puppet-masters swoop down like the vulture culture that it is and quite easily harvest all this already mined and refined metal (as well as a plethora of other substances), while yet preparing the planet's surface for some other, five-hundred-thousand-year-later event of biological renewal, harvesting, and consequent extra-terrestrial exploitation.
     The tragedy of Ecclesiastes 1:9.






Joe in Manistee-by-the-Lake
     The choices are A.) Sure, B.) No Way! and C.) Que Sera Sera........and the answer is....
     D.) None of the above. They are already here people! They are already here! All that stuff we've been doing to find ET, all we've been doing so ET can find us? Waste of time. Like a fart in the wind. THEY ARE ALREADY HERE!






Indeed!... and they have been here, I believe, for a VERY long time. I was remarkably impressed as a teenager with the concept put forward by Arthur C. Clarke in his 2001: A Space Odyssey (and his short story The Sentinel) that intelligence was inspired in the hominid ancestors of Homo Sapiens eons ago by an ancient alien race. Why not? Also, stories I've read and programs I've seen on TV about 'ancient aliens' mentioned by various civilizations certainly could be plausible. Again, why not?

So, there it is... Thankyewverymuch, Poll-fans!... and, as always, Yer the Best!


BadToTheBoneBob




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New Question

The 'Double-Trouble' Edition...

This past week has brought two significant issues to our (ahem) attention that begs to be commented upon. (I'm pretty sure you all have opinions on these matters, haha...)


The 'What does that even mean?' Question...

In the aftermath of the enactment of Arizona's 'Papers, please' law, various and sundry administration officials, politicians and activists have said that this event only proves the need for immediate "Comprehensive Immigration Reform". However, specific details were lacking and

Mr. Obama has shied away from the issue by saying congress has no appetite for that political 'hot potato' with the fall mid-term elections looming. So, here's your opportunity to give them your input (or a piece of yer mind, if that works). I trust (cough) Rahm reads Bartcop E*...

What would you like (or not like) CIR to include and when (or) should it be done?



The 'Drill, Baby... Spill!' Question...

Not a month has passed after President Obama proposed increased off-shore oil drilling operations when karma bit him in the ass with the BP platform disaster. (Hello? 911? Gaia calling!)

Should Mr. Obama rescind or modify (how?) his decision?




Send your response to


BadToTheBoneBob


( BCEpoll 'at' aol.com )








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Rush Limbaugh: Oil Spill Sabotage Caused By Water-Skiing Squirrel


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Recommended Reading

from Bruce

Paul Krugman: Drilling, Disaster, Denial (nytimes.com)
The disastrous oil spill in the gulf could help reverse environmentalism's long political slide, but it will require leadership.


Connie Schultz: An Arizona Vote To Secede (creators.com)
Last Wednesday, I was fielding questions in a journalism class at the University of Kansas, when one of the students asked about Arizona's new immigration law.


Scott Burns: The Future as a Large, Sullen Stranger (assetbuilder.com)
Most people think the recent bear market was about as close to truly bad times as they want to contemplate. Stocks fell about 50 percent. Lots of debt went bad. Yields on everything secure fell to nearly zero. And it is difficult to sell a house, car, or boat. The current recession beats everything in living memory except for the worst years of the Great Depression.


What I'm really thinking: The creative writing tutor (guardian.co.uk)
'Civil servants are usually the best writers. Perhaps it's because they spend their lives in the most soul-sapping of environments.'


David Plotz: The Gospel According to Philip (slate.com)
Philip Pullman tries to repair the most sacred story ever written.


KRISTA HOUSTOUN: Meet the Sultry Miss (Coyote) Grace (curvemag.com)
Ingrid Elizabeth of queer-folk duo Coyote Grace on opening for the Indigo Girls, maintaining her lesbian identity and redhead world domination.


Will Harris: A Chat with Tommy Chong (bullz-eye.com)
Cheech and Chong are back, man! Cheech Marin and Tommy Chong had been threatening a reunion for several years, but it wasn't until 2008 that the duo transformed their vague assurances into a full-fledged tour.


Rosanna Greenstreet: "Q&A: Debbie Reynolds" (guardian.co.uk)
'If I could edit my past I'd have chosen different husbands.'


Roger Ebert: Review of "Trucker" (4 stars; An Overlooked DVD)
There's one of those perfect moments in "Trucker" when I'm thinking, 'This is the moment to end! Now! Fade to black!' And the movie ends. It is the last of many absolutely right decisions by the first-time writer-director James Mottern, who began by casting two actors who bring his story to strong emotional life.


David Bruce: The Coolest People in Books: 250 Anecdotes (Lulu.com)
Click on "Download for free."


The Soviettes - Multiply & Divide (youtube.com)


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(observing California Republican gubernatorial candidate Meg (the "Pink Hen" Whitman at her televised debate with fellow Republican hopeful Steve Poizner....unfortunately for meg (she needs a flaming gay make-up man) she looked just like the logo for my favorite free porn site "Pink Hen")

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Wake-up Call


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Trivia Question of the Day


On the TV series Night Court, what was bailiff "Bull" Shannon's 'real' first name?


                                  



Send your answer to Marty








Trivia Question from Yesterday


What TV series was conceived by its creator as "James Bond on horseback"?



      The Wild, Wild West                                                      Source


The Wild Wild West is an American television series that ran on CBS for four seasons (104 episodes) from September 17, 1965 to April 4, 1969. Developed at a time when the television western was losing ground to the spy genre, this show was conceived by its creator, Michael Garrison, as "James Bond on horseback."          Source





mj was first, and correct, with:
   With the cutaway to drawings
  The Wild, Wild, West (more like fakes on a train) it was entertaining, but more Matt Helm than James Bond.




Alan J answered:
   The Wild, Wild West



Jim from CA, retired to ID, responded:
   The Wild Wild West



Leo said:
   The Wild, Wild West



Marian the teacher wrote:
   The Wild, Wild West



Adam in NoHo answered:
   Um, 'Wild, Wild, West'?



Steven B replied:
   Wild Wild West starring Robert Conrad and his skin tight toreador pants with his faithful Indian companion, Artemus Gordon, played by the late Ross Martin.



Sally said:
   Ach Chooooo - damn allergies! Okay, a series I particularly detested, "The Wild Wild West" was conceived by its creator as "James Bond on horseback."
  PS: It's raining here today, and my head is about ready to split wide open from the pollen (I guess). It's dark and gloomy outside, and I feel about the same. I have never suffered from the pollen as I am this year...

Grain of pollen: microscopic part produced by the anther that serves as the male agent of fertilization in flowering plants. Thickening of cellulose: fibrous thickening. Exine: outer layer of a pollen grain. Intine: inner layer of a pollen grain. Nucleoli: control centers of cellular activity. Pore: small hole.
  Actually, this tells me nothing, but I just wanted everyone to see the villainous bastard that's doing me in!!




Charlie responded:
   What could it be, but The Wild Wild West?




Kevin K answered:
   Sounds to me like:
  "The Wild, Wild, West", starring Robert Conrad as James West. The show featured Bond-like gadgets, beautiful women falling for "secret agent" Jim West who reported to President Grant, and Bond-like recurring villain, Dr. Miguelito Loveless.




Ed K. wrote:
   That sounds like 'Wild, Wild West', a show that I loved as a kid. I saw it again a few years ago and I couldn't believe how totally awful it was. Some things are better left to fading memory.



mechadave said:
   The Wild, Wild West, Pardner.
  I thought the show was great, but hey, I was 9 years old.




MAM   replied:
   "James Bond on horseback" was 'Wild Wild West'.




Joe S (From the Third Coast) answered:
   One of my all-time favorite shows, Wild Wild West. I liked Briscoe County Jr. better though.

  And this is a picture of a Texas Republican with the shit kicked out of him. Jeez, you know I had a pair of boots like that once.

  I better take it easy, I've got relatives in Texas. Oh well, if they're republicans they're not reading this.




And, Dave in Tucson, running late, said:
   Hmmmm, might that be The Wild Wild West?



  



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Sick Days


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From The Creator of 'Avery Ant'


"The Problem With Young People Today"

(Crabby Old Fart)



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Link from RJ

The Quoll

Hi there

A strange and peculiar creature for you today... Thanks for taking a look!


The Quoll - Cute Cousin of the Tasmanian Devil

You may not have heard of the quoll. However, do not suspect they are a creature of invention. These small marsupials are native to Australia and Papua New Guineau and - as you can see - they are extremely appealing to the eye. The tribe (that's a rank between family and genus) that the quoll belongs to also contains the much better known Tasmanian Devil.

Best regards

RJ


Thanks, RJ!

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http://dareland.blogspot.com


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Selected Readings

from that Mad Cat, JD

TO BEE OR NOT TO BEE!

BENNY THE RAT HAS GOT TO GO!

TO FIGHT OR NOT TO FIGHT!

PEOPLE ARE PAYING GOOD MONEY TO HEAR THIS WHACKO! DUMB BABY DUMB!

BENNY THE RAT WRAPS HIMSELF IN THE SHROUD

R.I.P. GEORGY GIRL!

OIL SLUTS!

LOUIS XVI AND HIS HOMEYS!

THE MAD HATTERS TEA PARTY!

ALL GODS KEEP ON SUCKING!

IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD AS WE KNOW IT AND I'M REALLY FUCKING PISSED OFF!

ROGER AND HIS AVATARS!

ROCK 'N ROLL WILL NEVER DIE!



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Ark Of Darkness

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In The Chaos Household

Last Night

Back to sunny and warm.



Tonight, Tuesday:

CBS begins the night with a FRESH 'NCIS', followed by a FRESH 'NCIS: The 2nd One', then a FRESH 'The Good Wife'.
Scheduled on a FRESH Dave are Russell Crowe, Sharon Jones and the Dap-Kings.
Scheduled on a FRESH Craig are Andy Garcia and Donald Glover.


NBC starts the night with a FRESH 'Biggest Loser', followed by a FRESH 'Parenthood'.
Scheduled on a FRESH Leno are Scarlett Johansson, Frank Caliendo, and Michael Bolton.
Scheduled on a FRESH Jimmy Fallon are Ellen Pompeo, Lea Michele, and OK Go.
Scheduled on a FRESH Carson 'The Scab' Daly is Justin Halpern.


ABC opens the night with a FRESH 'Dancing With The Stars', followed by a FRESH 'Lost', then a FRESH 'V'.
Scheduled on a FRESH Jimmy Kimmel are Mickey Rourke, Jorge Garcia, and the latest "Dancing With The Stars" castoff.


The CW offers a FRESH '90210', followed by a RERUN 'Life Unexpected'.


Faux has a FRESH 'American Idol', followed by a FRESH 'Glee'.


MY recycles an old 'Are You Smarter Than A 5th Grader?', followed by another old 'Are You Smarter Than A 5th Grader?', then an old 'Deal Or No Deal', followed by another old 'Deal Or No Deal'.


A&E has 'The First 48', 'Criminal Minds', another 'Criminal Minds', and still another 'Criminal Minds'.


AMC offers the movie 'A Perfect Murder', followed by the movie 'True LIes'.


BBC  -   
 [12:00 PM]   Antiques Roadshow UK - Episode 10
 [1:00 PM]   Antiques Roadshow UK - Episode 2
 [2:00 PM]   How Clean Is Your House? US - Episode 10
 [2:30 PM]   How Clean Is Your House? - Episode 5
 [3:00 PM]   Gordon Ramsay's F Word - Episode 3
 [4:00 PM]   Colin and Justin's Home Heist - Episode 12
 [5:00 PM]   Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares - Ep 9 The Olde Stone Mill
 [6:00 PM]   Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares Revisited - Ep 2 Momma Cherri's
 [7:00 PM]   BBC World News America
 [8:00 PM]   Star Trek: The Next Generation - Ep 1 The Best of Both Worlds, Part 2
 [9:00 PM]   Doctor Who - 3 - Victory of the Daleks
 [10:00 PM]   Doctor Who: The Ultimate Guide - Doctor Who: The Ultimate Guide
 [11:00 PM]   Star Trek: The Next Generation - Ep 1 The Best of Both Worlds, Part 2
 [12:00 AM]   Doctor Who - 3 - Victory of the Daleks
 [1:00 AM]   Doctor Who: The Ultimate Guide - Doctor Who: The Ultimate Guide
 [2:00 AM]   Doctor Who - 3 - Victory of the Daleks
 [3:00 AM]   Doctor Who: The Ultimate Guide - Doctor Who: The Ultimate Guide
 [4:00 AM]   BBC World News
 [4:30 AM]   BBC World News
 [5:00 AM]   BBC World News
 [6:00 AM]   BBC World News     (ALL TIMES EST)


Bravo has 'Real Housewives Of NJ', another 'Real Housewives Of NJ', still another 'Real Housewives Of NJ', followed by a FRESH '9 By Design'.


Comedy Central has last night's 'Jon Stewart', last night's 'Colbert Report', 'Tosh.0', another 'Tosh.0', 'South Park', another 'South Park', 'Sit Down, Shut Up', and 'South Park'.
Scheduled on a FRESH Jon Stewart is Rosalynn Carter.
Scheduled on a FRESH Colbert Report is Mark W. Moffett.


FX has the movie 'The Punisher', followed by a FRESH 'Justified'.


History has 'Ancient Aliens', another 'Ancient Aliens', and 'The Universe'.


IFC  -   
 [6:35 AM]   Harlan County, U.S.A.
 [8:20 AM]   Casa de los Babys
 [10:00 AM]   American Buffalo
 [11:30 AM]   IFC Short Film Showcase
 [12:30 PM]   Harlan County, U.S.A.
 [2:15 PM]   Casa de los Babys
 [4:00 PM]   American Buffalo
 [5:30 PM]   Factotum
 [7:05 PM]   Blow Out
 [9:00 PM]   Arrested Development
 [9:30 PM]   Arrested Development
 [10:00 PM]   Food Party
 [10:15 PM]   Food Party
 [10:30 PM]   Dinner With the Band
 [11:00 PM]   Ideal
 [11:30 PM]   Monty Python's Flying Circus
 [12:00 AM]   Another Day in Paradise
 [1:45 AM]   I Love Sarah Jane
 [2:00 AM]   The Business
 [2:30 AM]   The Henry Rollins Show
 [3:00 AM]   Arrested Development
 [3:30 AM]   Arrested Development
 [4:00 AM]   Food Party
 [4:15 AM]   Food Party
 [4:30 AM]   Dinner With the Band
 [5:00 AM]   Ideal    (ALL TIMES EST)


Sundance  -   
 [7:10 AM]   Nothing But a Man
 [8:45 AM]   It's a Free World
 [10:30 AM]   Arranged
 [12:10 PM]   Right Foot, Left Foot - Sundance Film
 [12:30 PM]   Nothing But a Man
 [2:05 PM]   Guide Dog
 [2:15 PM]   It's a Free World
 [4:00 PM]   Arranged
 [5:35 PM]   Right Foot, Left Foot - Sundance Film
 [6:00 PM]   Hotel Rwanda
 [8:00 PM]   THE LAZY ENVIRONMENTALIST - Season 2, Episode 3 - Lazy Make-up Artist/Lazy Exterminator
 [8:30 PM]   Cities On Speed - 103
 [9:30 PM]   Freezing - 103
 [10:00 PM]   A Secret - Sundance Film
 [11:45 PM]   The Red Shoes
 [1:30 AM]   THE LAZY ENVIRONMENTALIST - Season 2, Episode 3 - Lazy Make-up Artist/Lazy Exterminator
 [2:00 AM]   Cities On Speed - 103
 [3:00 AM]   Freezing - 103
 [3:30 AM]   The Blossoming of Maximo Oliveros
 [5:15 AM]   In Short 111    (ALL TIMES EST)


SyFy has 'Star Trek: TNG', another 'Star Trek: TNG', still another 'Star Trek: TNG', followed by a FRESH 'WWE NXT'.


TBS:
On a RERUN Lopez Tonight (from 3/23/10) is Chris Jericho.


TCM spends the afternoon with Audrey Hepburn, who was born on this day in 1929, then pays tribute to director John Ford all night.
 [6:00 AM]      Suzy (1936)
 [8:00 AM]      The Three Musketeers (1935)
 [10:00 AM]      Oil For The Lamps Of China (1935)
 [12:00 PM]      The White Angel (1936)
 [2:00 PM]      Green Mansions (1959)
 [4:00 PM]      Roman Holiday (1953)
 [6:00 PM]      Breakfast At Tiffany's (1961)

 [8:00 PM]      Stagecoach (1939)
 [10:00 PM]      The Searchers (1956)
 [12:15 AM]      Cheyenne Autumn (1964)
 [3:00 AM]      Fort Apache (1948)

 [5:15 AM]      MGM Parade Show #24 (1955)     (ALL TIMES EST)


Wednesday  -  05/05/10

TCM:
 [6:00 AM]      Marie Antoinette (1938)
 [8:45 AM]      Break of Hearts (1935)
 [10:15 AM]      Night Song (1948)
 [12:00 PM]      The Hucksters (1947)
 [2:00 PM]      So Well Remembered (1947)
 [4:00 PM]      The Bribe (1949)
 [6:00 PM]      In Our Time (1944)
 [8:00 PM]      Shadow Of The Thin Man (1941)
 [9:45 PM]      The Courtship Of Andy Hardy (1942)
 [11:30 PM]      Calling Dr. Gillespie (1942)
 [1:00 AM]      Dr. Gillespie's Criminal Case (1943)
 [2:45 AM]      Babes on Broadway (1941)
 [5:00 AM]      The Human Comedy (1943)     (ALL TIMES EST)


USA has a FRESH 'Law & Order: Criminal Intent'.




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Singer Bruce Springsteen displays 'the state bird' as he introduces actor Danny DeVito for his induction into the N.J. Hallof Fame during a ceremony at New Jersey Performing Arts Center in Newark, N.J., May 2, 2010.
Photo by Rich Schultz

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Honors Shows `With A Conscience'

TV Academy

A "CSI: Crime Scene Investigation" episode about prejudice and an Alzheimer's documentary with Maria Shriver are among eight programs to be honored Wednesday for demonstrating the power of TV.

The third annual Television Academy Honors spotlighting shows found to exemplify "television with a conscience" will be hosted by Dana Delany. The announcement was made by the Academy of Television Arts & Sciences.

The programs to be honored:

    • "CSI: Crime Scene Investigation" for the episode "Coup de Grace," which takes on racial bias and profiling in a story about an off-duty officer's accidental killing by a colleague.
    • "Glee" for the episode "Wheels," which highlights entrenched biases, including those faced by people with disabilities.
    • "Private Practice" for the episode "Nothing to Fear," about physicians dealing with the moral, legal and ethical issues raised by an ailing man's request for assisted suicide.

For the rest, TV Academy

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Boxing legend Muhammad Ali is seen before the Floyd Mayweather Jr., Shane Mosley fight Saturday, May 1, 2010, in Las Vegas.
Photo by Mark J. Terrill

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Outs Self

Chely Wright

Country singer Chely Wright is the latest celebrity to come out.

Wright tells People she's gay and that nothing in her life has been more magical than the moment she decided to reveal her sexuality.

The 39-year-old says she experienced a community in which homosexuality was shunned and she "hid everything" for her music.

Wright is releasing her memoir, "Like Me," and her new album, "Lifted Off the Ground," this week.

Chely Wright

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Voted Most Influential Pop Video

"Thriller"

Michael Jackson's video for his hit single "Thriller" has been voted the most influential in pop music history, according to the results of a poll released on Monday.

The survey, commissioned by MySpace, interviewed more than 1,000 music fans. They made their choice from a long list of 20 videos selected by music and entertainment critics.

Following is the list of the top 10 most influential pop music videos:

    1. "Thriller," Michael Jackson, 1983 (15.2 percent)
    2. "Here It Goes Again," OK Go, 2006 (11.7 percent)
    3. "Baby One More Time," Britney Spears, 1998 (11.2 percent)
    4. "Take On Me," A-Ha, 1985 (8.6 percent)
    5. "Hurt," Johnny Cash, 2003 (7.6 percent)
    6. "Bohemian Rhapsody," Queen, 1975 (5.6 percent)

For the rest, "Thriller"

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Actress Zoe Saldana arrives at the Metropolitan Museum of Art Costume Institute Benefit celebrating the opening of "American Woman: Fashioning a NationalIdentity" in New York May 3, 2010.
Photo by Jessica Rinaldi

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Wedding News

Grant - Green

The 'Austin Powers' star Seth Green tied the knot with model-and-actress Clare Grant on Saturday at George Lucas' Skywalker Ranch in Nacasio, California.

Although not many details about the ceremony have been released, Seth's friend, Weird Al Yankovic, spoke of his joy at attending the nuptials.

Seth and Clare got engaged on New Year's Eve after he popped the question.

Seth, 36, rose to fame after playing Dr. Evil's son Scott in 1997's 'Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery'.

Grant - Green

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Assistant Gets Prison For Killing

Natavia Lowery

A personal assistant was sentenced Monday to up to life in prison in the deadly bludgeoning of her boss, a punk-rock manager turned high-powered real estate broker. The judge called the aide "almost inhuman," while she insisted she didn't commit the crime.

Natavia Lowery called her trial unfair and vowed to appeal in a brief statement before she was sentenced to 32 years to life in prison on murder and other counts in the October 2007 slaying of Linda Stein.

A jury convicted her in February of killing Stein, who co-managed the Ramones in their 1970s heyday and later became a real estate broker with clients including Madonna and Sting.

Lowery, 28, admitted in a videotaped statement that she killed Stein but later recanted. In the confession, Lowery said she lashed out after the broker harangued her about the pace of her work and blew marijuana smoke in her face in Stein's Fifth Avenue penthouse on Oct. 30, 2007. No trace of the drug was found in Stein's body.

Natavia Lowery

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Actor Jack Nicholson accepts his induction into the N.J. Hall of Fame as N.Y. Yankee's great Yogi Berra, left, and actor Joe Pesci, right, look on duringa ceremony at New Jersey Performing Arts Center in Newark, N.J., May 2, 2010.
Photo by Rich Schultz

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Wine Seller Sues

Gordon Ramsay

A U.S. wine merchant went beyond just cursing Gordon Ramsay on Monday and filed a lawsuit against the television celebrity chef who is known as much for his command of swear words as he is for his sauces.

The merchant, Wineberry America LLC accused Ramsay, his private equity backers the Blackstone Group, The Righa Royal New York hotel, now called The London NYC, and others of not paying for $40,900 of wine that was ordered and delivered, according to the lawsuit filed in New York.

Wineberry, an importer and wholesaler of fine wines with offices in the United States, France and China, said it regularly delivered wines from July 2007 until November 2009 to Ramsay's New York property, according to court papers.

But at some point, the Scottish-born star of the "Hell's Kitchen" television program, who has opened restaurants in some of the world's most famous lodgings including Claridge's in London and the Dubai Hilton Creek Hotel, stopped paying for the wines, the suit maintained.

Gordon Ramsay

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S.Korean Climber Defends Record Claim

Oh Eun-Sun

The South Korean climber who claims to be the first woman to have scaled the world's 14 highest mountains returned on Monday from her final summit and dismissed allegations that she had cheated.

Oh Eun-Sun's 2009 ascent of Mount Kanchenjunga has recently been disputed by fellow mountaineers, including her chief rival for the record, Edurne Pasaban of Spain, who have questioned whether she made it to the top.

A picture provided by Oh, 44, shows her standing on a bare rock on Kanchenjunga but those taken by Pasaban's team shows them standing on snow.

Pasaban, 36, from Spain, conquered Annapurna last month, leaving her with just one more mountain to climb.

Oh Eun-Sun

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Performers participate in the opening ceremony of Shanghai World Expo April 30, 2010. Shanghai unveils to the world on Friday its multi-billion dollarWorld Expo, an event many outside the country may struggle to recognise but which China hopes will be an opportunity to assert its growing global clout.
Photo by Aly Song

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River Floods Nashville

Grand Ole Opry

Country music landmark The Grand Ole Opry House has been flooded with several feet of water, forcing managers to seek alternate space for upcoming shows.

The Opry House is part of the large Gaylord Opryland Hotel complex in Nashville. They took on water Monday from the Cumberland River, which flooded due to heavy rains that have inundated parts of Tennessee.

The Grand Ole Opry has been held in the same space in east Nashville since 1974. The Opry puts on 150 shows a year, and the building hosts other concerts.

The historic Ryman Auditorium, which is the longtime former home of the Grand Ole Opry located in downtown Nashville, was in no immediate danger of flooding.

Grand Ole Opry

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New Test

Pork

Scientists in mainly Muslim Kazakhstan have come up with an instant test for the presence of pork in food, a popular newspaper reported on Monday.

The plastic-stick test detects food molecules that are found only in pork, which is forbidden by Islam but is easily found in the Central Asian state, Megapolis weekly said.

"It's no secret that some chefs cheat and add pork to beef to make the dish cheaper," the newspaper wrote on Monday, saying the practice was widespread in Kazakhstan.

Megapolis said it was unclear when the test, in which the stick changes color as in a pregnancy test, would become widely available.

Pork

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In Memory

Lynn Redgrave

Lynn Redgrave, an introspective and independent player in her family's acting dynasty who became a 1960s sensation as the unconventional title character of "Georgy Girl" and later dramatized her troubled past in such one-woman stage performances as "Shakespeare for My Father" and "Nightingale," has died. She was 67.

Her publicist Rick Miramontez, speaking on behalf of her children, said Redgrave died peacefully Sunday night at her home in Kent, Conn. Children Ben, Pema and Annabel were with her, as were close friends.

Redgrave was diagnosed with breast cancer in December 2002, had a mastectomy in January 2003 and underwent chemotherapy.

The youngest child of Michael Redgrave and Rachel Kempson, Lynn Redgrave never quite managed the acclaim - or notoriety - of elder sibling Vanessa Redgrave, but received Oscar nominations for "Georgy Girl" and "Gods and Monsters," and Tony nominations for "Mrs. Warren's Profession," "Shakespeare for My Father" and "The Constant Wife." In recent years, she also made appearances on TV in "Ugly Betty," "Law & Order" and "Desperate Housewives."

In theater, the ruby-haired Redgrave often displayed a sunny, sweet and open personality, much like her ebullient offstage personality. It worked well in such shows as "Black Comedy" - her Broadway debut in 1972 - and again two years later in "My Fat Friend," a comedy about an overweight young woman who sheds pounds to find romance.

Tall and blue-eyed like her sister, she was as open about her personal life as Vanessa has been about politics. In plays and in interviews, Lynn Redgrave confided about her family, her marriage and her health. She acknowledged that she suffered from bulimia and served as a spokeswoman for Weight Watchers. With daughter Annabel Clark, she released a 2004 book about her fight with cancer, "Journal: A Mother and Daughter's Recovery From Breast Cancer."

Redgrave was born in London in 1943 and despite self-doubts pursued the family trade. She studied at London's Central School of Speech and Drama, and was not yet 20 when she debuted professionally on stage in a London production of "A Midsummer's Night Dream." Like her siblings, she appeared in plays and in films, working under Noel Coward and Laurence Olivier as a member of the National Theater and under director/brother-in-law Tony Richardson in the 1963 screen hit "Tom Jones."

True fame caught her with "Georgy Girl," billed as "the wildest thing to hit the world since the miniskirt." The 1966 film starred Redgrave as the plain, childlike Londoner pursued by her father's middle-aged boss, played by James Mason.

"Georgy Girl" didn't lead to lasting commercial success, but did anticipate a long-running theme: Redgrave's weight. She weighed 180 pounds while making the film, leading New York Times critic Michael Stern to complain that Redgrave "cannot be quite as homely as she makes herself in this film.

Films such as "The Happy Hooker" and "Every Little Crook and Nanny" were remembered less than Redgrave's decision to advocate for Weight Watchers. She even referenced "Georgy Girl" in one commercial, showing a clip and saying, "This was me when I made the movie, because this is the way I used to eat."

At age 50, Redgrave was ready to tell her story in full. As she wrote in the foreword to "Shakespeare for My Father," she was out of work and set off on a "journey that began almost as an act of desperation," writing a play out of her "passionately emotional desire" to better understand her father, who had died in 1985.

Redgrave credited the play, which interspersed readings from Shakespeare with family memories, with bringing her closer to her relatives and reviving her film career. She played the supportive wife of pianist David Helfgott in "Shine" and received an Oscar nomination as the loyal housekeeper for filmmaker James Whale in "Gods and Monsters." She also appeared in "Peter Pan," "Kinsey" and "Confessions of a Shopaholic."

Lynn Redgrave is survived by three children, six grandchildren, her sister Vanessa, and four nieces and nephews.

Lynn Redgrave

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In Memory

Rob McConnell

Canadian jazz musician Rob McConnell, who led Toronto's jazz popular Boss Brass orchestra during his lauded career, has died of cancer. He was 75.

The London, Ont., native took up valve trombone in high school and began his career in 1954 in Edmonton, where he played with saxophonist Don Thompson.

He formed the Boss Brass in Toronto in 1968 and guided the group through the tremendous growth that occurred over the following years, including a Juno win in 1978 for their "Big Band Jazz" album.

He also won three Grammy Awards, was appointed an Officer of the Order of Canada in 1998, and was inducted into the Canadian Music Hall of Fame in '97.

Rob McConnell

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A pair of blue fronted Amazon parrots fly from a perch to a trainer after the 'Flite Zone' program at the National Aviary in Pittsburgh, Thursday, April 29, 2010. The performance was part of the program for zoo trainers and professional animal handlers from across the United States, Canada and the U.K. attending the Animal Behavior Management Alliance conference in Pittsburgh this week.
Photo by Keith Srakocic

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