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from Bruce
Diana Ravitch: "New York Schools: The Roar of the Charters" (NY Review of Books)
… in reality, charter schools could learn a few things from the public schools, like how to teach children with disabilities and second-language English learners. Contrary to popular myth, the charter schools are more racially segregated than public schools and have performed no better than the public schools on the most recent state tests.
Kira Cochrane: "Phyllida Barlow: 'Just going to art school doesn't make you famous'" (Guardian)
She's taught everyone from Martin Creed to Rachel Whiteread, but it's only now, at 70, that Barlow is getting her dues as an artist. As her Tate Britain commission opens, she talks about collapsing towers, unhealthy praise and the joy of making bad art.
Maxwell Yezpitelok: 4 Legendary Pranks Pulled Off by Celebrities (Cracked)
#4. Brad Pitt Convinces His Friends Y2K Is Real
45 Simple Safety Rules For Living Life & Not Dying (Amalah.com)
#5: Never go near a snake where it will hipmotis you. #8: Never get sqasht by a giant. #15: Never go to Harry Potter World ware you'll get shot by Voldamort's wand. #21: Never get chomp't up by a dinosar. #30: Keep your dey's on my hot glord. #39: Look and see wats behind you if someone if going to kick you. #43: Never go in the purple potty.
Cats and dogs meeting babies for the first time - Cute animal compilation (YouTube)
It's so cute when cats and dogs meet babies for the first time, isn't it?
Owen Pallet: Ecstatic Melodic Copulation (Slate)
Explaining the genius of Daft Punk's "Get Lucky"-using music theory.
Annalee Newitz: Noah Is the Best and Worst Bible Movie You'll Ever See (io9)
Noah is the first of the great Bible epics coming in 2014, and it's probably going to be the weirdest. Black Swan director Darren Aronofsky has created an intense, disturbing reinterpretation of the Old Testament flood story that owes a lot to obscure rabbinical debates and fantasy epics. Get ready to see the Bible through new eyes.
David Bruce: Wise Up! Practical Jokes (Athens News)
Comedian Ernie Kovacs, whose personal motto was "Nothing in Moderation," was an original. He once needed to have a fluoroscopic examination, so before the exam he wrote on his chest in aluminum paint these words: "Out to Lunch."
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from Marc Perkel
BartCop
Hello Bartcop fans,
As you all know the untimely passing of Terry was unexpected, even by
him. We all knew he had cancer but we all thought he had some years
left. So some of us who have worked closely with him over the years are
scrambling around trying to figure out what to do. My job, among other
things, is to establish communications with the Bartcop community and
provide email lists and groups for those who might put something
together. Those who want to play an active roll in something coming from
this, or if you are one of Bart's pillars, should send an email to
active@bartcop.com.
So - to let you know what's going on, the guestbook on bartcop.com is
still open for those who want to write something in memory of Bart.
I did an interview on Netroots Radio about Bart's passing
( www.stitcher.com/s?eid=32893545 )
The most active open discussion is on Bart's Facebook page.
( www.facebook.com/bartcop )
You can listen to Bart's theme song here
or here.
( www.bartcop.com/blizing-saddles.mp3 )
( youtu.be/MySGAaB0A9k )
We have opened up the radio show archives which are now free. Listen to
all you want.
( bartcop.com/members )
Bart's final wish was to pay off the house mortgage for Mrs. Bart who is
overwhelmed and so very grateful for the support she has received.
Anyone wanting to make a donation can click on this the yellow donate
button on bartcop.com
But - I need you all to help keep this going. This note
isn't going to directly reach all of Bart's fans. So if you can repost
it on blogs and discussion boards so people can sign up then when we
figure out what's next we can let more people know. This list is just
over 600 but like to get it up to at least 10,000 pretty quick. So
here's the signup link for this email list.
( mailman.bartcop.com/listinfo/bartnews )
Marc Perkel
Thanks, Marc!
Selected Readings
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In The Chaos Household
Last Night
Sunny and seasonal.
Urges Boycott Of Mozilla
OkCupid
OkCupid.com, the popular online dating site, called for a boycott of Mozilla Firefox to protest the world's No. 2 Web browser naming a gay marriage opponent as chief executive.
OkCupid visitors who accessed the website through Firefox on Monday were told in a message to use other browsers such as Microsoft Corp's Internet Explorer or Google Inc's Chrome.
"Mozilla's new CEO, Brendan Eich, is an opponent of equal rights for gay couples," the message said. "We would therefore prefer that our users not use Mozilla software to access OkCupid."
"Especially in the kind of modern hero culture, the CEO is equivalent to the company," said Christian Rudder, an OkCupid co-founder. "We have users who are trying to find other people and we wanted to point out that this browser might be in conflict with their own values."
OkCupid
Woman With An Opinion
Catherine Deneuve
French screen icon Catherine Deneuve slammed her former co-star Gerard Depardieu for "not being a citizen" by moving away from France to avoid taxes, calling him "not an example to follow."
Deneuve was in Hong Kong promoting her latest film, On My Way, an official selection of the 38th Hong Kong International Film Festival, which is currently underway. She appeared opposite Depardieu as recently as 2010, in French director Francois Ozon's Potiche.
Depardieu has citizenship in Belgium and Russia, the latter granted to him by Vladmir Putin in January 2013. He emigrated from France shortly after a very public spat over the country's high taxes on the rich.
"He doesn't want to live in France because he doesn't want to pay the taxes that we [have] now in France," Deneuve told The Hollywood Reporter. "I think Gerard is now more able to keep what he has, like some rich people who want to keep their money outside of France. I don't think it's an example to follow, but I don't think it'll last very long. I don't think you can be for very long a citizen of nowhere," she added.
Deneuve said she has had similar thoughts of leaving everything behind because of France's high taxes on the wealthy, but could never act on them. "The thought must have appeared once in a while, when you're fed up, just want to go away for a few days and leave everything. You cannot just disappear like that. It's impossible. Unless you live alone and you have no family, but otherwise it's very difficult to leave everything all of a sudden."
Catherine Deneuve
Joining 'The Voice'
Pharrell Williams
NBC has signed singer-songwriter Pharrell Williams as a coach for the upcoming seventh season of its musical competition series "The Voice."
Williams scored an Oscar nomination this year for his song "Happy" from the film "Despicable Me 2." He also had a Grammy-winning collaboration with Daft Punk on the dance hit "Get Lucky."
He was an adviser to team Usher on season four of "The Voice," and performed the song "Blurred Lines" with Robin Thicke on the show last May.
NBC said it would announce the remainder of the coaching line-up at a later date.
Pharrell Williams
Postpones 80th Birthday Skydive
Shirley Jones
Actress Shirley Jones is celebrating her 80th birthday on the ground, instead of skydiving as she had planned.
A spokesman for "The Partridge Family" actress said Monday that Jones agreed to postpone the jump after her sons and grandchildren asked her to reconsider.
Jones announced last week that she planned to celebrate her birthday by jumping from a plane for the first time, something she said she wanted to do all her life. She was inspired by President George H.W. Bush, who skydived on several of his birthdays, including his 85th in 2009.
Spokesman Edward Lozzi said Jones' family held an intervention Sunday to prevent the actress from going through with the jump planned for Monday. Jones insists she still plans to skydive, though no date has been set.
Shirley Jones
Taking Pay Cut to Move to NBC
Josh Elliott
Josh Elliott is leaving Good Morning America for a job at NBC Sports that will pay him less than he would have received if he stayed at ABC News.
Multiple sources tell The Hollywood Reporter that Elliott will make $4 million annually in a long-term contract that also includes a production deal. That's less than the $5 million ABC News was willing to shell out to keep him. Apparently the production deal that offers potential opportunities at NBCUniversal's vast suite of cable channels and the staggering audiences that tune in for sports programming on NBC proved sufficiently enticing to the anchor. Sources tell THR that Elliott was asking for $10 million in an escalating contract that topped out at $13 million. Those figures were far beyond what ABC News executives were willing to pay.
In an unusually candid company-wide email sent Sunday night, ABC News president Ben Sherwood noted that the news division "in good faith" had "worked hard to close a significant gap between our generous offer and [Elliott's] expectations.
A non-compete clause in Elliott's ABC contract precludes him from appearing on NBC's news programs for six months. And sources at NBC News and close to Elliott stress that the deal is confined to sports. But the pitched battle between GMA and Today - and the hundreds of millions of dollars at stake in morning TV - makes speculation about a possible role on Today inevitable.
Josh Elliott
State Fossil
South Carolina
An 8-year-old South Carolina girl's dream of having the woolly mammoth become the official state fossil has been put on hold while lawmakers debate an amendment that gives God credit for creation of the prehistoric animal.
A bill that recently passed the state House to designate the Columbian Mammoth as the state fossil stalled in the Senate after Republican Senator Kevin Bryant added two verses from the book of Genesis.
That amendment was ruled out of order but senators this week will debate a new amendment that says the mammoth was "created on the sixth day along with the beasts of the field," Bryant said on Monday.
The original measure followed a letter to elected officials by Olivia McConnell, an-8-year-old from New Zion, South Carolina.
South Carolina
Crowds Swamp Church
'Holy Grail'
Curators were forced to remove a precious cup from display in a church in Spain when crowds swarmed there after historians claimed it was the Holy Grail, staff said.
Visitors flocked to the San Isidro basilica in the northwestern city of Leon after two historians published a book saying the ancient goblet was the mythical chalice from which Christ sipped at the Last Supper.
The director of the basilica's museum, Raquel Jaen, said the cup was taken off display on Friday while curators look for an exhibition space large enough to accommodate the crowds.
It has been known until now as the goblet of the Infanta Dona Urraca, daughter of Fernando I, King of Leon from 1037 to 1065.
In Europe alone there are 200 supposed Holy Grails, the Spanish researchers admitted. They attempted to debunk the authenticity of some of the better known candidates in their book.
'Holy Grail'
Sales Decline
Soda
The decline in U.S. sales of carbonated soft drinks accelerated in 2013, according to a leading beverage industry newsletter.
Total sales volume fell 3 percent in 2013 to 8.9 billion cases, the ninth straight year of decline, according to Beverage Digest. That compares with declines of 1.2 percent in 2012 and 1 percent in 2011.
By company, Coca-Cola Co and Dr Pepper Snapple Group Inc each gained market share, according to Beverage Digest, while PepsiCo Inc's lost market share.
Soda
Native Trappers Defend Forests
Canada
Beyond a clear-cut in Quebec's far north -- marked by a sign that reads "the road of destruction ends here" -- aboriginal Canadians are fighting for an ancient forest and their traditional hunting rights.
Canada's boreal forest is the largest intact forest in the world, comprising one-third of the forest circling the North Pole above the 50th parallel.
In this remote part of Quebec province, just south of the frozen Broadback River, the coniferous forest is home to hundreds of wildlife species including the endangered woodland caribou.
For centuries, Cree tribesmen have also lived and hunted in these woods.
They say logging offers few benefits to indigenous people, while damaging the environment.
Canada
Preserving Woman's Collection
Internet Archive
A Philadelphia woman's collection of over 40,000 VHS and Betamax tapes will live on forever thanks to a group of volunteers and digitization.
The Internet Archive is a San Francisco-based nonprofit that catalogues everything from websites to TV shows. Michael Metelits contacted the organization last fall after his mother, Marion Stokes, passed away. She left her family an incredible compilation of recorded television programs spanning almost four decades.
Stokes began her collection in 1976. Tapes are as recent as 2012; she died that December from lung disease at the age of 83. Over the 36 years, Stokes recorded anything she thought might one day be important. Her son told The Daily Dot that the two events that prompted this were the Iran Hostage Crisis and the start of CNN, the first 24-hour cable news network.
According to Fast Company, Stokes ran as many as eight recorders simultaneously and around the clock following the advent of cable news. The recording would start late at night with six-hour tapes that would be replaced when she woke up, and then switched throughout the day either by her or a family member.
Internet Archive
Top 20
Concert Tours
The Top 20 Concert Tours ranks artists by average box office gross per city and includes the average ticket price for shows in North America. The previous week's ranking is in parentheses. The list is based on data provided to the trade publication Pollstar by concert promoters and venue managers.
1. (1) Justin Timberlake; $1,848,832; $117.77.
2. (2) Beyonce; $1,798,401; $126.05.
3. (3) George Strait; $1,585,363; $91.23.
4. (4) Pink; $1,512,790; $84.98.
5. (5) Jay Z; $1,089,218; $96.47.
6. (7) Trans-Siberian Orchestra; $794,077; $54.58.
7. (6) Kanye West; $674,889; $83.25.
8. (8) Jason Aldean; $601,248; $50.52.
9. (10) Zac Brown Band; $531,095; $64.28.
10. (11) John Mayer; $459,770; $61.52.
11. (13) Jeff Dunham; $261,203; $45.49.
12. (16) The Fresh Beat Band; $202,831; $40.92.
13. (15) Tobymac; $180,124; $33.48.
14. (17) The Band Perry; $174,006; $41.71.
15. (19) "Winter Jam"/Newsboys/Lecrae; $158,710; $13.32.
16. (18) Justin Moore; $157,967; $34.23.
17. (20) Willie Nelson; $140,632; $85.83.
18. (New) Mannheim Steamroller; $133,798; $57.10.
19. (New) Straight No Chaser; $129,002; $42.32.
20. (New) Ron White; $126,261; $51.24.
Concert Tours
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