BartCop Entertainment Archives - Tuesday, 8 March, 2011

Tuesday

8 March, 2011

(Updated Daily)

[1322 days in a row]



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John McCain Claims Apple Products Are Made in Apple-achia


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Recommended Reading

from Bruce

Paul Krugman: Degrees and Dollars (New York Times)
The hollow promise of good jobs for highly educated workers.


Michael Moore: America is not broke (michaelmoore.com)
By trying to destroy us corporate America has given birth to a movement -- a movement that is becoming a massive, nonviolent revolt across the country.


Michael Moore: How I Got to Madison, Wisconsin (michaelmoore.com)
Early yesterday morning, around 1:00 AM, I had finished work for the day on my current "project" (top secret for now -- sorry, no spoiler alerts!). Someone had sent me a link to a discussion Bill O'Reilly had had with Sarah Palin a few hours earlier about my belief that the money the 21st Century rich have absconded with really isn't theirs -- and that a vast chunk of it should be taken away from them.


Jim Hightower: "SMOKERS: PERSONA NON HIREABLE"
Okay, here I go. With all of the giant problems on our small globe, I shouldn't ricochet off on the issue of smoking bans, but my libertarian leprechaun is tugging at me.


Paper or Plastic? Wine by the Box, Keg and Can (Wall Street Journal)
Today's wine-packaging breakthroughs include metal barrels, plastic bottles, cardboard boxes, aluminum cans and even test tubes. Lettie Teague on whether any of them beat the good old glass bottle.


Weighty issues (Guardian)
Can a diet plan double as a new life plan, asks Oliver Burkeman.


VIRGINIA HEFFERNAN: Living Singles (New York Times Magazine)
Long-form journalism is the only homegrown American literary form. I'm talking about the kind of journalism that, in an effort by writers to conceal how radically they're blurring the fact-fiction line, is innocently labeled "narrative nonfiction" in journalism schools and M.F.A. programs.


"It Is Right to Draw Their Fur: Animal Renderings" by Dave Eggers: A review by Kevin Carollo
"I have no particular excuse for why so many of them are addressing God. It seems that when animals are alone on a page, the white space around them invites the presence of their creator, and when you put an animal and God together, it seems likely that pointed conversation would ensue."-- Dave Eggers


Robert Moore: Why Cast a Spotlight on Joss Whedon? (Popmatters)
PopMatters will, over the next five weeks, publish almost 60 essays and/or interviews on pop cultural icon Joss Whedon. So just what has he done that is worthy of such attention, and why should we care?


Laura Berger: "Joss Whedon 101: 'Buffy the Vampire Slayer': The Movie" (Popmatters)
The 1997 television series 'Buffy the Vampire Slayer' is often cited as an "unlikely" critical darling. The title didn't exactly inspire confidence, nor did the fact that the cast was led by former soap star Sarah Michelle Gellar. Perhaps most damning was the show's affiliation with a poorly received film released five years prior-a film of the same name and premise.


John Jurgensen: After 30 Years, R.E.M.'s 'Collapse Into Now' (Wall Street Journal)
For a band with a 30-year history, the new CD comes at a critical time.


George Varga: The Evolution of Linkin Park (Creators Syndicate)
Tampering with a winning formula can often be commercial suicide, especially in the intensely competitive world of pop music. But when Linkin Park recorded its latest album, 2010's "A Thousand Suns," the members of this top Los Angeles rap-rock band did more than just consider deviating from their winning musical approach of the past - they all but abandoned it.



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Trivia Question of the Day


Besides introducing apple trees to large parts of Ohio, Indiana, and Illinois, Johnny Appleseed was also a missionary, spreading the word of what church/philosopher?

                                  



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Trivia Question from Yesterday


How many storks did it take to deliver baby Paul Bunyan?

   5 Giant Storks                                                      Source



Paul Bunyan is a mythological lumberjack who is usually believed to be a giant as well as a lumberjack of unusual skill. The character was first documented in the work of U.S. journalist James MacGillivray in 1910. In 1916, as part of an advertising campaign for a logging company, advertisement writer William Laughead reworked the old logging tales into that of a giant lumberjack and gave birth to the modern Paul Bunyan legend, thereby making Paul Bunyan a fakelore character.

Bunyan's birth was somewhat unusual, as are the births of many mythic heroes, as it took five storks to carry the infant (ordinarily, one stork could carry several babies and drop them off at their parents' homes). When he was old enough to clap and laugh, the vibration broke every window in the house.

The state of Michigan declared Oscoda, Michigan as the official home of Paul Bunyan because it had the earliest documented published stories by MacGillivray. Other towns such as Bemidji, Brainerd, Shelton, and Westwood; Bay City; Wahoo; Eau Claire; and even Bangor also claim the title.         Source






Alan J was first, and correct, with:
   Five



Adam answered:
   It took 5 giant storks, 2 or 3 times the size of regular storks to deliver him to his parents.



Jim from CA, retired to ID, responded:
   When Paul Bunyan was born, he was so large that it took five giant storks working overtime just to deliver him



Sally said:
   Well, for starters, ads did not 'decay' the lack of bananas on the, "Mr Chad" posters, but 'decried' the lack of many things. Sorry...
  As for Mr Bunyan, legend has it that it took 5 storks (and one exhausted mother) to deliver him, back in his day...

  Baby Paul




Charlie replied:
   Five. And they were big storks!




MAM   wrote:
   It took 5 giant storks, 2 or 3 times the size of regular storks to deliver him to his parents.




Marian wrote:
   5 GIANT storks



And, Joe S     answered:
   Five great big ones.

  Haven't been on the computer much today, my sciatica is back in force and it hurts to sit in my desk chair. I've mostly been contemplating the zEN mAN, umm, commentary.



  




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Collecting tramp stamps


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Sick Days


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From The Creator of 'Avery Ant'


"The Problem With Young People Today"

(Crabby Old Fart)



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Reader Suggestions

Michelle in AZ


Imam Prof Gets Death Threats for Evolution Talk - Muslim scientist forced to apologize for Darwin lecture



Fox and Glenn Beck Stare Into a Dark Future - NYTimes.com



Utah Republicans Adopt Alternative Approach on Immigration - NYTimes.com



Daily Kos: The OC hate video: welcome to my cesspool



Daily Kos: Secular-themed concert at Fort Bragg canceled, MRFF to sue



Daily Kos: Mormons Recall "Knuckle Dragging" Mormon



'Fracking' Disposal Sites Suspended, Likely Linked To Arkansas Earthquakes



Kristin Wartman: A Big Fat Debate




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Tramp-stamp intellect

Telling it as it should be

mother nature's heart


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(It's one way of keeping a man's focus on the task at hand ...)




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Reader Recommendation

"Shroedinger's Cat"

Shroedinger's Cat

"Shroedinger's Cat" is the debut video from the album Acoustic Sessions by Sean Lennon and Charlotte Kemp Muhl of The Ghost Of A Saber Tooth Tiger (The GOASTT). Directed by Jordan Galland, the video gives us a window into an unusual gathering of historical and pop culture icons, including Albert Einstein, Mozart, Marilyn Monroe, Amelia Earhart, Genghis Khan, Nikola Tesla, played by an equally as unusual group of present day musicians (Albert Hammond Jr. Cat Pierce, Adam Green) who converge on Union Pool to watch a mystical dance performance.

Shroedinger's Cat



MAM



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Selected Readings

from that Mad Cat, JD

TAKE OUT THE GARBAGE!

"HE MAKES THE CASH REGISTER RING."

HIGH FASCISM

GET HELP WHACKOS!

THE MARCH OF THE MORANS

DON'T BELIEVE THE REPUG BULLSHIT!

RICK SCOTT HAS A MICKEY MOUSE BUDGET PLAN. CONSERVATIVES SUCK!

OUR HUCKLEBERRY FRIEND IS DROWNING ON LOON RIVER

"BREAD AND ROSES"

THE REPUG FORNICATOR DROPS OUT

IN SEARCH OF 'MOBY-DUCK'

MULLAH DOUGH-HAT

THE LONG TERM REPUBLICAN PLAN TO DESTROY THE AMERICAN MIDDLE CLASS

CONSERVATIVES ARE STUPID AND THEY SUCK!

BROWN-NOSING KOCH SUCKER!

LETTING GO

THE ATTACK OF THE REPUG DEATH PANEL BITCH!

TYPICAL CONSERVATIVE THINKING

WHEN YOU'RE NOT WITH THE ONE YOU LOVE YOU LOVE THE ONE YOU'RE WITH

MUST BE A REPUG

SING ALONG WITH CYNDI!

THE GIANT PENIS FROG

TOGETHER AGAIN



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Ark Of Darkness

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In The Chaos Household

Last Night

Sunny and very windy. Very, very windy.



Tonight, Tuesday:

CBS begins the night with a RERUN 'NCIS', followed by a RERUN 'NCIS: The 2nd One', then a RERUN 'The Good Wife'.
On a RERUN Dave (from 1/31/11) are Justin Bieber, Pauley Perrette, and Best Coast.
Scheduled on a FRESH Craig are Topher Grace and Catherine Deneuve.



NBC starts the night with a FRESH 'Biggest Loser', followed by a FRESH 'Parenthood'.
On a RERUN Leno (from 1/10/11) are Randy Jackson, Jennifer Lopez, Ryan Seacrest, Steven Tyler, Dan Ahdoot, and Diane Birch.
On a RERUN Jimmy Fallon (from 2/10/11) are Jennifer Aniston, Piers Morgan, and Carla Hall.
On a RERUN Carson 'The Scab' Daly (from 2/9/11) are Jon Foster, Adam Anders, and Mini Mansions.



ABC opens the night with a RERUN 'No Ordinary Family', followed by a FRESH 'V', then a FRESH 'Detroit 1-8-7'.
On a RERUN Jimmy Kimmel (from 2/3/11) are Kim Kardashian, Alex Trebek, and One eskimO.



The CW offers a RERUN 'One tree Hill', followed by a RERUN 'Hellcats'.



Faux has a FRESH 'Glee', followed by a FRESH "Raising Hope', then a FRESH 'Traffic Light'.



MY has 'Are You Smarter Than A 5th Grader?', followed by another 'Are You Smarter Than A 5th Grader?', then 'Don't Forget The Lyrics!', followed by another 'Don't Forget The Lyrics!'.



A&E has 'The First 48', another 'The First 48', still another "The First 48', then a FRESH 'Breakout Kings'.



AMC offers the movie 'Training Day', followed by the movie 'GoodFellas'.



BBC  -   
 [6:00 AM]   BBC World News
 [7:00 AM]   BBC World News
 [8:00 AM]   The Graham Norton Show - Ep 10 Bill Bailey, Kelly Rowland
 [9:00 AM]   Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares Revisited - Ep 3 Moore Place
 [10:00 AM]   Doctor Who - Ep 11 Boom Town
 [11:00 AM]   The X-Files - Ep 21 The Calusari
 [12:00 PM]   Top Gear - Episode 2
 [1:00 PM]   Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares - Ep 3 Rococo
 [2:00 PM]   Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares - Ep 1 Ruby Tates
 [3:00 PM]   Torchwood - Ep 9 Random Shoes
 [4:00 PM]   The X-Files - Ep 21 The Calusari
 [5:00 PM]   Doctor Who - Ep 12 Bad Wolf
 [6:00 PM]   Top Gear - Episode 5
 [7:00 PM]   BBC World News America
 [8:00 PM]   Star Trek: The Next Generation - Ep 19 The First Duty
 [9:00 PM]   Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares - Ep 6 The Granary
 [10:00 PM]   Law & Disorder in Johannesburg with Louis Theroux
 [11:00 PM]   Star Trek: The Next Generation - Ep 19 The First Duty
 [12:00 AM]   Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares - Ep 6 The Granary
 [1:00 AM]   Law & Disorder in Johannesburg with Louis Theroux
 [2:00 AM]   Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares - Ep 6 The Granary
 [3:00 AM]   Law & Disorder in Johannesburg with Louis Theroux
 [4:00 AM]   Doctor Who - Ep 12 Bad Wolf
 [5:00 AM]   BBC World News    (ALL TIMES EST)



Bravo has 'Bethenny Ever After', 'Real Housewives Of OC', followed by a FRESH 'Million Dollar Listing', then a FRESH 'Real Housewives Of Miami'.



Comedy Central has last night's 'Jon Stewart', last night's 'Colbert Report', followed by a (F) 'Onion SportsDome', 'Tosh.0', 'Daniel Tosh: Happy Thoughts', followed by a FRESH 'Tosh.0', and another 'Tosh.0'.
Scheduled on a FRESH Jon Stewart is Brian Christian.
Scheduled on a FRESH Colbert Report is Dan Sinker.



FX has '2½ Men', followed by the movie 'Hellboy II: The Golden Army', then a FRESH 'Lights Out'.



History has 'Only In America With Larry TCG', another 'Only In America With Larry TCG', still another 'Only In America With Larry TCG', followed by a FRESH 'Only In America With Larry TCG', then a FRESH 'Top Shot'.



IFC  -   
 [6:00 AM]   Arrested Development
 [6:30 AM]   Mad Dog Morgan
 [8:45 AM]   Maria Full of Grace
 [11:00 AM]   Dancer in the Dark
 [2:00 PM]   Mad Dog Morgan
 [4:15 PM]   The Minus Man
 [6:45 PM]   Anamorph
 [9:00 PM]   Onion News Network
 [9:30 PM]   Portlandia
 [10:00 PM]   Freaks and Geeks
 [11:00 PM]   The Larry Sanders Show
 [11:30 PM]   The Big Empty
 [1:30 AM]   Freaks and Geeks
 [2:30 AM]   Undeclared
 [3:00 AM]   The Ben Stiller Show
 [3:30 AM]   The Whitest Kids U'Know
 [3:45 AM]   Anamorph     (ALL TIMES EST)



Sundance  -   
 [7:05 AM]   Robyn Hitchcock: Sex Food Death... and Insects
 [8:05 AM]   The Man Who Became King
 [9:25 AM]   Made in China
 [11:00 AM]   GIRLS WHO LIKE BOYS WHO LIKE BOYS - The Perfect Couple
 [11:30 AM]   GIRLS WHO LIKE BOYS WHO LIKE BOYS - Three's a Crowd
 [12:00 PM]   Love Lust & Heels
 [1:00 PM]   Love Lust
 [2:00 PM]   Made in China
 [3:30 PM]   The Metamorphosis
 [3:45 PM]   Ran (1985)
 [6:35 PM]   Made in China
 [8:10 PM]   The Royal Tenenbaums
 [10:00 PM]   Love Lust & Little Black Dress
 [11:00 PM]   Shameless
 [12:00 AM]   PLEASURE FOR SALE (Episode 3)
 [12:30 AM]   PLEASURE FOR SALE (Episode 4)
 [1:00 AM]   Love Lust & Little Black Dress
 [2:00 AM]   Shameless
 [3:00 AM]   The Royal Tenenbaums
 [4:55 AM]   PLEASURE FOR SALE (Episode 3)
 [5:30 AM]   PLEASURE FOR SALE (Episode 4)
 [6:00 AM]   Disengagement     (ALL TIMES EST)



SyFy has the movie 'The Hitcher', followed by the movie 'The Devil's Advocate'.



TBS:
Scheduled on a FRESH Conan are Nigel Marven, Gary Oldman, and Drive-By Truckers.
Scheduled on a FRESH Lopez Tonight are Aaron Eckhart, Malin Akerman, and Eric Andre.



TCM:
 [6:00 AM]      Valley Of The Giants (1938)
 [7:30 AM]      Allegheny Uprising (1939)
 [9:00 AM]      Texas (1941)
 [10:45 AM]      The Desperadoes (1943)
 [12:15 PM]      Crack-Up (1946)
 [2:00 PM]      Borderline (1950)
 [3:30 PM]      The Stranger Wore a Gun (1953)
 [5:00 PM]      Two Weeks In Another Town (1962)
 [7:00 PM]      Private Screenings: Liza Minnelli (2010)
 [8:00 PM]      Red-Headed Woman (1932)
 [9:30 PM]      Three Wise Girls (1932)
 [10:45 PM]      Riffraff (1936)
 [12:30 AM]      Suzy (1936)
 [2:15 AM]      City Lights (1931)
 [3:45 AM]      Pygmalion (1938)
 [5:30 AM]      Now Playing March (2011) (2011)     (ALL TIMES EST)



Wednesday  -  03/09/10

TCM:
 [6:00 AM]      Enchanted April (1935)
 [7:15 AM]      Indiscretion Of An American Wife (1954)
 [8:30 AM]      Mafioso (1962)
 [10:30 AM]      Light In The Piazza (1962)
 [12:15 PM]      Rome Adventure (1962)
 [2:15 PM]      The Roman Spring Of Mrs. Stone (1961)
 [4:15 PM]      Ten Thousand Bedrooms (1957)
 [6:15 PM]      Summertime (1955)
 [8:00 PM]      Ask Any Girl (1959)
 [10:00 PM]      More Than a Secretary (1936)
 [11:30 PM]      This Could Be The Night (1957)
 [1:30 AM]      She's Got Everything (1938)
 [3:00 AM]      Dancing Co-Ed (1939)
 [4:30 AM]      Men Are Such Fools (1938)
 [5:45 AM]      Short Film: THE MGM STORY (1950)     (ALL TIMES EST)




TNT has a FRESH 'Southland'.



USA has a FRESH 'White Collar'.



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Journalist Anderson Cooper, left, and television presenter Kelly Ripa toss beads to revelers while riding on a float in the Krewe of Endymion Mardi Grasparade in New Orleans, Sunday, March 6, 2011. Mardi Gras season ends with an all-day celebration on Tuesday, March 8.
Photo by Patrick Semansky

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Hosting Peabody Awards

Larry King

Larry King will host this year's Peabody Awards ceremony.

King will announce the awards at the George Foster Peabody Awards at a May 23 ceremony in New York.

The award, which recognizes excellence in electronic media, was established in 1940 and is administered by the University of Georgia's Grady College of Journalism and Mass Communication.

There are no categories for entry and no nominations. Entries are judged by a 16-member board, which includes television critics, industry practitioners, scholars and experts in culture and fine arts.

Larry King

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Actress Mila Kunis attends Cosmopolitan Magazine's 'Fun Fearless Males of 2011' event on Monday, March 7, 2011 in New York.
Photo by Evan Agostini

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Cheers Stuck Travelers

Cyndi Lauper

Don't think being stranded in an airport can't be fun.

Singer Cyndi Lauper wants travelers to know that breaking out into song can raise one's spirits even when flights are canceled and passengers are peeved.

The pop star helped cheer stranded crowds at Buenos Aires' Jorge Newbery Airport recently by grabbing a public-address microphone and singing her 1983 hit song "Girls Just Want to Have Fun," as nearby travelers and airport workers sang along. A video of the spontaneous performance was recorded Friday, and has attracted thousands of views since it was posted to the Internet.

Lauper is currently on tour. She was traveling from Argentina to Santiago, Chile, when several flights were delayed due to an extended holiday weekend.

Cyndi Lauper

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Vidiot Speak

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Renewed

`How I Met Your Mother'

CBS has renewed the comedy "How I Met Your Mother" for two more years, bringing a degree of certainty to at least one show in its Monday-night lineup.

The deal announced Monday between CBS and producer Twentieth Century Fox Television keeps the show on through the 2012-2013 season. The five central actors - Josh Radnor, Jason Segel, Alyson Hannigan, Neil Patrick Harris and Cobie Smulders - are each signed for two more years.

If the current troubles between CBS and Charlie Sheen cannot be solved, the show is a candidate to move into the "Two and a Half Men" time slot.

Six years in, there's still no word from producers on when they'll introduce the future wife of Radnor's character.

`How I Met Your Mother'

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Singer Paul McCartney attends the fashion show designed by his daughter Stella McCartney at her Fall-Winter 2011/2012 women's collection during ParisFashion Week March 7, 2011.
Photo by Gonzalo Fuentes

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Future Uncertain

'Detroit 1-8-7'

With three episodes left to air and its future uncertain, the principals behind the ABC crime drama "Detroit 1-8-7" are fighting for a second season - even if that means trying to follow other network cast-offs to basic cable.

The made-in-Motown show returns from a break Tuesday night with the first of its initial season's final three episodes. The series, which stars Michael Imperioli of "Sopranos" fame and veteran actor James McDaniel, has been well received by critics and has done reasonably well with viewers, averaging 7.6 million viewers and placing second in its time spot behind CBS's "The Good Wife," but ahead of NBC's "Parenthood."

While it's rare for cable networks to pick up shows canceled by networks, McDaniel and executive producer David Zabel said they'd be open to such a switch.

"I hope the network has the integrity and courage to stick by a show that they know is good," Zabel said. "If not, then I hope the studio is diligent and crafty enough to find a way to allow us to continue on elsewhere."

'Detroit 1-8-7'

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Wake-up Call


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Goes To Britain's Supreme Court

Stormtrooper Fight

George Lucas' movie empire is striking back in Britain's Supreme Court against a prop designer over the iconic stormtrooper helmets from the "Star Wars" films.

So far Lucasfilm Ltd. has failed in attempts to stop Andrew Ainsworth from selling replica costumes over the Internet. Ainsworth sculpted the galactic warriors' white helmets for the original "Star Wars" film in 1977.

The High Court ruled in 2008 that the costumes were not works of art and not covered by British copyright law.

The Court of Appeal upheld that decision the following year.

Now Lucasfilm is asking the Supreme Court to rule on whether U.S. copyrights on "three-dimensional works" can be enforced in England.

Stormtrooper Fight

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Britain's Cliff Richard arrives at a photocall with US producers David Gest, left and Lamont Dozier, right, to announce details of his new album, in London,Monday March 7, 2011.
Photo by Ian West

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Case Headed To Trial

Golden Globes

A federal judge has refused to dismiss a lawsuit by the organizers of the Golden Globe Awards, setting up a trial later this year to decide who will broadcast the star-studded show from now on.

U.S. District Judge Valerie Baker Fairbank issued a tentative ruling Monday denying a bid by show producer Dick Clark Productions to dismiss the case.

The Hollywood Foreign Press Association, which organizes the show, sued DCP and its new owners last year, claiming they sold broadcast rights to NBC through 2018 without proper permission.

The judge will decide who owns the broadcast rights during a trial scheduled to begin on Sept. 6 in Los Angeles.

Golden Globes

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Financial Aide

Duchess of York

Prince Andrew and his ex-wife Sarah were in the spotlight Monday for their ties to a wealthy U.S. sex offender - he for being pictured with an underage masseuse at the man's home and she for accepting money from the American to help pay off her massive debts.

Andrew's ex-wife, Sarah, Duchess of York, confirmed in an interview Monday in the Evening Standard newspaper that she did receive financial help from convicted U.S. sex offender Jeffrey Epstein. But she claimed to have known nothing about his background and vowed to repay the 15,000 pounds ($24,500) he advanced to settle a debt to her former personal assistant, Johnny O'Sullivan.

"I am just so contrite I cannot say," the duchess was quoted as saying. "Whenever I can I will repay the money and will have nothing ever to do with Jeffrey Epstein ever again."

The payment was handled through Andrew's office, the duchess said, and she wasn't directly involved. There was no immediate comment from Andrew's office.

Duchess of York

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A carnival float representing WikiLeaks founder Julian Assange (L-R), Russia's Prime Minister Vladimir Putin, Saudi Arabia's King Abdullah BinAbd al-Aziz Al Saud and U.S. Secretary of State Hillary Clinton is pictured during the Rose Monday carnival parade in the western German city of Cologne March 7, 2011. The Rose Monday parades in Cologne, Mainz and Duesseldorf, with their popular floats satirising the year's big news events, are the highlight of the German street carnival season.
Photo by Alex Domanski

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Cash Cow Canned

Charlie Sheen

Charlie Sheen was fired Monday from "Two and a Half Men" by Warner Bros. Television following the hard-living actor's bouts of wild partying, repeated hospitalizations and a bitter media campaign against his studio bosses.

The action was taken after "careful consideration" and was effective immediately, the studio said in a statement. No decision has been made on the show's future without its star, Warner spokesman Paul McGuire said.

Sheen, 45, who has used TV, radio and social media to create a big megaphone for himself, was not silent for long.

In a text to The Associated Press, he responded by referring to his bosses with the F-word and, "They lose," followed by the word "Trolls." Asked if he planned to sue, Sheen texted back, "Big." As for his next move, Sheen texted, "A big one."

Charlie Sheen

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Video Aired

Lindsay Lohan

Lindsay Lohan is shown in surveillance video broadcast Monday texting and trying on multiple pieces of jewelry in front of a clerk in a Southern California store that has accused her of stealing a $2,500 necklace.

Snippets of the footage taken by four cameras in the Venice store of Kamofie & Co. was aired by "Entertainment Tonight" along with analysis by attorneys not handling the case.

Lohan returns to court on Thursday, when her attorney will tell a judge whether the "Mean Girls" actress will accept a plea deal in the felony grand theft case that guarantees a jail sentence.

The video was sold by a representative of Kamofie to a commercial images unit of The Associated Press, which then licensed it to "Entertainment Tonight."

Lindsay Lohan

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A model wears a creation by Chloe fashion as part of the presentation of her Fall-Winter ready-to-wear 2012 collection, in Paris, Monday March 7, 2011.
Photo by Jacques Brinon

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Agricultural Tax Breaks

Colorado

Celebrities, pols benefit from Colo. ag tax DENVER - Goldie Hawn, Tom Cruise and media mogul Charlie Ergen are among the people benefiting from a legal property tax break because their Colorado homes and estates are categorized as agricultural land.

People can qualify for the agricultural tax rate simply by cutting hay or allowing livestock to graze on their land, even if they don't have very much to do with food production, The Denver Post reported Monday.

Cruise allows sheep to graze for brief periods each year on the land he owns near Telluride. The newspaper says the actor pays about $400 in taxes on the 248 acres he bought for nearly $18 million.

The Post said Republican state treasurer Walker Stapleton, who has worked as a real estate investor, and a family member pay $116 in taxes on 180 acres near Castle Rock.

Colorado

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On Display At British Museum

Ancient Iraqi Ivories

The British Museum announced Monday it has acquired 6,000 ancient carved ivories that were excavated in Iraq with the help of mystery maven Agatha Christie.

The pieces were found at the site of the Assyrian capital of Nimrud between 1949 and 1963 during an expedition led by British archaeologist Max Mallowan. His wife, Christie, was part of the team and helped clean and preserve the objects when not working on thrillers including "They Came to Baghdad."

The pieces, which are almost 3,000 years old, once decorated furniture, horse trappings, chariots and containers and would have been adorned with gold and precious stones.

Originally imported as booty from cities along Mediterranean, they were discovered in a royal arsenal within a palace at Nimrud, just south of the modern city of Mosul in northern Iraq.

Ancient Iraqi Ivories

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In Memory

Ulysses S. Grant V

The last surviving great-grandson of Ulysses S. Grant has died in a southwest Missouri home brimming with artifacts from the nation's 18th president and commander of the Union forces in the Civil War.

Ulysses S. Grant VI says his grandfather Ulysses S. Grant V died Wednesday at age 90 at his home near the town of Battlefield, named for its proximity to a Civil War clash. Grant V had previously suffered a stroke.

Grant V spent part of his youth in the home of his grandfather, Jesse Grant, the late president's youngest son. Jesse Grant's wife is credited with helping to save the artifacts.

As an adult, Grant V became a custodian to the items, including the late president's letters and will. Some items have been sold in recent years.

Ulysses S. Grant V

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In Memory

Johnny Preston

Johnny Preston, who had a No. 1 hit with the song "Running Bear" in 1960, died in Beaumont, Tex., on Friday (Mar. 4). He was 71.

His death was confirmed by his son, Scott, who said Mr. Preston had bypass surgery late last year and suffered from lingering health problems.

Born Johnny Preston Courville in 1939, Mr. Preston spent most of his life in Port Arthur, Tex. He first performed in a group called the Shades at Lamar University, in Beaumont, in 1957 and was brought to the attention of Mercury Records by the disc jockey and singer J. P. Richardson, better known as the Big Bopper.

Mr. Richardson wrote "Running Bear," which told the story of an ill-fated romance between Running Bear, an "Indian brave," and Little White Dove, an "Indian maid." It spent three weeks at No. 1 on the Billboard Hot 100 and became a million-seller for Mr. Preston the year after Mr. Richardson died in the plane crash that also killed Buddy Holly and Ritchie Valens. Mr. Preston's follow-up single, "Cradle of Love," reached No. 7 on the Billboard chart.

In addition to his son Scott, Mr. Preston is survived by his wife, Sharon; another son, Michael; two daughters, Leslie and Lisa; and a number of grandchildren and great-grandchildren.

Johnny Preston

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A dancer of Uniao da Ilha samba school parades during carnival celebrations at the Sambadrome in Rio de Janeiro, Brazil, Monday, March 7, 2011.
Photo by Silvia Izquierdo

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