The Ballad of
Sweeney Todd (Tim Burton Version)
by Michael Dare (with
apologies to Stephen Sondheim)
Defend the film of Sweeney
Todd
You made some choices that were quite
odd
You cut this song. There's no
defense.
And now the whole thing doesn't make any
sense.
You might deserve a firing
squad
for Sweeney Todd.
The demon barber of Fleet
Street.
Johnny Depp was your casting
choice
His acting's good but not his
voice
I know he's got a pretty
face
but he is a baritone and not a
bass
like Sweeney
Like Sweeney Todd
the demon barber of Fleet
Street
Raise your budget high,
Burton
Build a lovely set
Get a nice percent of gross
but never net
You cast your wife, so what's the
sin?
Her breasts are heavy, her voice is
thin
It's madness that her makeup
warps
a beautiful woman right into a
corpse
It's really quite a strange
facade
for Sweeney Todd
and necrophilia on Fleet
Street
Art direction rules, Burton
Cut it and
revise
Freely flows the blood of those
Who criticize!
Untranslatable Sweeney was
to the cinema screen 'e was
Lyrics condensed, really
absurd
Half of the priest song that nobody
heard
Art directed and nicely
shot
but no chorus explains the
plot
Kiss Me was gone, so was the
coda
Still it went nice with popcorn and
soda
did Sweeney
did Sweeney Todd
the demon barber of
Fleet...
Street
Leaving The Ballad of
Sweeney Todd out of the film of Sweeney Todd is like leaving the
song Oklahoma out of the film Oklahoma or the song Hello
Dolly out of the film of Hello Dolly. It's the TITLE SONG for
Christ sake, and if it takes an extraordinary effort to squeeze it into the
confines of the cinematographic concept, you do it, for no other reason than
it's the fucking TITLE SONG.
The chorus in Sweeney
Todd served many purposes. It's not just a catchy ditty but a constant
commentary upon the goings on. In the play, the chorus consists not just of
anonymous passersby but actual cast members. If you're in the cast of
Sweeney Todd and you play one of his victims, you don't get to go home
after your death, you join the chorus. One of the coolest things in the
play is that the percentage of dead to living characters in the chorus grows as
Sweeney's carnage increases.
The official excuse for
leaving it out is perfectly rational. The song is theatrical, sung by a chorus
to the audience, which doesn't fit Burton's decision that the songs come from
character and plot. But who says the Ballad needed to be sung directly
to the audience? Who is every other song sung to? No one. The entire concept of
people singing in the midst of a drama is nothing but theatrical, so what we're
talking about is levels of theatricality. Yes, it would have ripped the audience
out of the film for a standard Broadway chorus to appear out of nowhere and
start singing directly to them, so why couldn't the chorus have sung to the
ether, just many other songs?
The song The
Impossible Dream doesn't really advance the plot of Man of la
Mancha. The play, and the film, basically stop while Don Quixote sits there
and sings. But leaving it out of the film would have been insane. It was
arguably the best song in the play and certainly the only hit that became a
standard for lounge singers everywhere. One of the most powerful examples of how
a chorus can work in a film is the song Skid Row from Little Shop
of Horrors, and anyone who suggests the film would be better without it is
out of their mind. And then there's Mighty Aphrodite, one of Woody
Allen's finest, which makes constant use of an actual Greek chorus right out of
Aristophanes. To suggest the chorus in any way detracts from the story is
totally nuts. The chorus augments the story in every possible way, just like
The Ballad of Sweeney Todd.
Chicago got away with big
theatrical choruses by making them fantasy numbers only taking place in the
heads of the participants, a technique Burton actually used in the Soliloquy
number in Sweeney Todd. Todd goes nuts after Judge Turpin escapes from
his grasp, singing "Why did I wait? You told me to wait" to Mrs. Lovett in his
apartment. Suddenly he's outside singing "I will have vengeance. I will have
salvation" to pedestrians who are completely oblivious to the madman singing in
their midst, then at the end, he's back in the apartment, he was never actually
out in the street, it was all in his head, he's still with Mrs. Lovett. If it
worked there, why wouldn't it have worked throughout with the Ballad of
Sweeney Todd? It needn't have broken the fourth wall like it did on the
stage. Pedestrians in the chorus could have simply sang to air, just like
everybody else in every other song.
Where it's missed the most is at the
end. Everyone agrees Sweeney Todd ends abruptly and the only reason is that's
not where it ends. There's the final verse of the Ballad of Sweeney
Todd that brings everything to a satisfactory
conclusion.
Of course people who never
saw the play don't miss it. Those of us who revere the play not only miss it but
suffer a strange form of songus interruptus every time the opening chords appear
throughout the film but the song is never sung.
The song Ah, Miss (AKA
Kiss Me), while it might not seem to further the plot, has character
development up the wazoo. In it, Joanna and Anthony plot to run away together
but there's no harmony, literally, the verses they sing to each other are two
different songs in counterpoint, one of Sondheim's specialties, two, three, even
four songs that somehow mesh into one, in this case, coming together in the
chorus when Joanna and Anthony sing "kiss me" to each other. The song reveals
its sinister purpose in the last verse, a classic of Sondheim cynicism where
it's revealed the ingénue, Joanna, the lovely girl the whole plot revolves
around, is a total airhead, barely worth fighting over, a ditsy ninny, like
Ophelia gone mad with hints of Orpheus and Eurydice, she can only think of
her... reticule (a drawstring handbag). Here are the
lyrics.
JOHANNA:
I'll take my reticule.
I need my
reticule.
You mustn't think
Me a fool
But my reticule
Never
leaves my side...
ANTHONY:
Why take your reticule?
We'll buy a
reticule.
I'd never think
You a fool,
But a reticule
Leave it
all aside...
The audience realizes she's a ditz
right before Anthony, who seems to give a momentary consideration to ditching
her for someone more coherent, but realizes the play would be over and simply
repeats "kiss me," and of course they kiss, the physical attraction being the
only thing they really have in common. Only Sondheim would dare to reveal the
hollow center of the traditional relationship between leading man
and ingénue, mirroring
the genuine love Mrs. Lovett has for Sweeney Todd, a love that necessitates a
lie about his wife that becomes her downfall.
Name another songwriter where
it's even possible to analyze the lyrics so deeply. The only modern songwriter
who even comes close to exploring Sondheim's magical world of interior rhymes is
Eminem, of all people, who has probably never even heard of Stephen Sondheim. In
any case, Ah, Miss, and especially Ah, Miss Part II, might be the
most disposable songs in the play but that's not saying much.
They're still masterpieces of modern song
construction.
Then there's the incomplete song A Little Priest, which was pared
down to the absolute minimum to deliver the necessary plot progression.
Does anybody really think the film of Sweeney Todd would have
been worse if A Little Priest was three minutes longer, lengthening the
film from 117 minutes to two hours? Is the missing three minutes necessary?
Only if you care about some of the greatest lyrics in the funniest song in
one of the finest masterpieces ever written for the theatrical stage. It's like
leaving out half of Hamlet's soliloquy.
There's no doubt Johnny
Depp is a fine actor and endlessly creative, but I wouldn't cast him as Mozart's
Don Giovanni because Don Giovanni is a bass, has to be a bass, that's the way
Mozart wrote it, and if any opera company transposed the score to make the part
singable by a movie star baritone, they'd be quite rightly trashed by everybody
who gives a damn about Mozart's original intentions.
It's possible to reject
the entire idea that the film version of a Broadway show needs a movie star in
the lead anyway. Name the movie star in the Rocky Horror Picture Show.
There's a whole generation of deviates who thank God every day they didn't
recast Tim Curry. Anybody think My Fair Lady would have been worse if
Eliza Doolittle had been played by Julie Andrews, the original Broadway actress,
instead of the overdubbed movie star Audrey Hepburn? Jack Warner was rightly
raked over the coals for that decision. Sometimes the film of a Broadway
show is literally ruined because they cast a movie star instead of a singer.
(Man of la Mancha, anyone?) Sometimes, and I know this is a
stretch, you want to hear a song sung by an incredible voice, not just an
adequate one. Nobody will ever sing If Ever I Would Leave You as good
as Robert Goulet, and history will never forget and never forgive the moron who
cast Franco Nero instead of Goulet as Sir Lancelot in the film of
Camelot.
Yes, the film of
Sweeney Todd works the way it is. It doesn't just work, it's one of the
best films of the year. But it could have been better. Maybe the director's cut
with all the missing music will raise it into the rarified strata of the
best films ever made.
Please oh please buy the Original
Broadway Cast Album
instead of the soundtrack of the
film.
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'Best of TBH Politoons'
Thanks, again, Tim!
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Recommended Reading
from Bruce
Paul Krugman: Responding to Recession (nytimes.com)
Recent statements by the presidential candidates and their surrogates about the economy are quite revealing.
Jim Hightower: THE PERMANENT WAR? (jimhightower.com)
Want the U.S. out of Iraq before year's end? Or maybe next year? Or even four years from now? If George W and his backers have their way, you can forget about any timetables for withdrawal. During the holiday hiatus at the end of last year, Bush quietly noted that he and the current leaders of the Iraqi government had agreed to what he called an "enduring" relationship that would keep American troops and our money in that country for a long, long time.
With friends like these ... (guardian.co.uk)
Facebook has 59 million users - and 2 million new ones join each week. But you won't catch Tom Hodgkinson volunteering his personal information - not now that he knows the politics of the people behind the social networking site.
Charlie Brooker: There's a plague stalking the land and I'm terrified. But here's how to avoid Norovirus meltdown ... (guardian.co.uk)
If I was running things, it would be dealt with like a zombie outbreak: shoot all victims and barricade the windows.
Obit: A Mountaineer Who Defined the Notion of Heroic Explorer (nytimes.com)
"I was just an enthusiastic mountaineer of modest abilities," Sir Edmund Hillary said on the 50th anniversary of his pioneering climb of Mount Everest, "an average bloke." Even at the moment of his greatest triumph, he claimed no more. After his descent in 1953, he wrote to his mother, "Well, I may not have produced much joy or happiness in the world but at least I've helped make the Hillary name a bit more famous."
Richard Roeper: "Dear divorce bunny: Life's short. Get one" (suntimes.com)
Chicago divorce attorney Corri Fetman, who as it turns out was the lingerie-clad model for her law firm's now-famous billboards that proclaimed, "Life's Short. Get a Divorce," has now posed nude for Playboy.
Roger Moore: Colin Farrell plays against type in new Woody Allen movie (The Orlando Sentinel; Posted on popmatters.com)
For an actor of just 31, Colin Farrell has squeezed an awful lot of "bad boy" into his brief career.
Interview With Emma Donoghue (afterellen.com)
The out author talks about her new book, how motherhood changed her writing, and why books about lesbians are important.
Jim Abbott: Foo Fighters are Grammy darlings, arena headliners (The Orlando Sentinel; Posted on popmatters.com)
Foo Fighters' Dave Grohl and Taylor Hawkins were the most entertaining part of last month's Grammy nominations, stumbling all over the pronunciation of best new artist nominee Ledisi.
DAVID GIFFELS: Shirt-Worthy (nytimes.com)
There is only one acceptable way to own a Ramones T-shirt. This is to have attended a Ramones concert, sweated, bled, transcended and then purchased one at a merchandise table en route to the concert-hall exit. (Preferably at the Rainbow Theatre, London, New Year's Eve 1977, but that's not a deal breaker.)
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Newhead News
News Item
The gentlefolk at
Newhead News wanted me to pass on this
link.
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Trivia Question Of The Day
Which city is the furthest west?
A: Anchorage, AK
B: Hilo, HI
C: Juneau, AK
D: Honolulu, HI
E: Nome, AK
Send your answer to Marty
Bill K's Yesterday's Trivia Question
Who were Henry 'Homer' Haynes and Kenneth 'Jethro' Burns?
A: Frick & Frack
B: The Hagers Twins
C: Homer & Jethro
D: The Katzenjammer Kids
E: The Shondells
Ned was first, and right, answering:
Kellogs Corn Flakes would not have been the same without Henry (Homer)
Haynes & Kenneth (Jethro) Burns.
mj was 2nd and correct with:
I'm pretty sure E is gender inappropriate.
I think D were a little flat.
I have a remembrance that B were related.
So it's A or C, and since yestiday was A, I'll guess C.
Chipshot was also right, answering:
You don't have to have circled the son 60 times (as I will have done this Wednesday) to know that Henry Haynes and Kenneth Burns are better known as Homer & Jethro.
PURPLE GENE replied:
"FRICK AND FRACK" WERE SWISS ICE SKATERS WERNER GROEBLI AND HANS R. MAUCH!
"THE HAGER TWINS" (JIM AND JOHN) WERE REGULARS ON HEE HAW!
"THE KATZENJAMMER KIDS" WAS A COMIC STRIP !
"THE SHONDELLS" WERE TOMMY JAMES BAND WITH HITS LIKE "I THINK WE'RE ALONE NOW" AND "MONY - MONY" !
THE CORRECT ANSWER IS....HENRY HAYNES AND KENNETH BURNS WERE "HOMER AND JETHRO" THE GUITAR AND MANDOLIN JAZZ PARODY TEAM
billy replied:
Homer & Jethro
They were better than they sounded.
Fred B H replied:
Henry was Homer, Kenneth was Jethro; Homer once owned the
Fender Stratocaster that had the serial number 0001, sez Wikipedia
Alan J, in his usual succinct manner, responded correctly:
Homer & Jethro
Sally responded:
Henry Haynes and Kenneth Burns were better known as: "C" or Homer & Jethro.
H&J are probably best remembered from the old TV show, "The Beverly Hillbillies."
(And, no, I did not watch that gawd-awful show either...) :)
Jim replied:
homer & jethro.
If no one knows who they were, I have TONS of audio.
And, Joe ("Never forget that everything Hitler did in Germany was legal."
--Martin Luther King, Jr.) responded:
And the answer is.....tada........The Katzenjammer Kids! No, no, I'm just kidding. The Katzenjammer Kids were my favorite comic strip in the Sunday funnies, way back when. The real answer is Homer & Jethro
Thanks to Bill K for yesterday's question.
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SHOREBIRDS PLACIDLY
PREENING THEMSELVES IN THE SUN
WHERE'D THE CROW COME FROM
zEN mAN (observing stilt like black and white shore birds........and a big crow)
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Contributor Alert
BLUEFIN DANGER
MARTY
IN REGARDS TO YESTERDAYS TRIVIA QUESTION:
BLUEFIN TUNA MAY BE THE FASTEST SEA ANIMAL BUT THEY ARE BECOMING DEPLETED JUST AS FAST....BY SUSHI LOVERS ! - Source
PURPLE GENE
Thanks, Purp!
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Selected Readings
from that Mad Cat, JD
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In The Chaos Household
Last Night
Sunnier and warmer than yesterday.
Tonight, Tuesday:
CBS begins the night with a FRESH 'NCIS', followed by the FRESH made-for-TV-movie 'Comanche Moon' (part 2 or 3).
Scheduled on a FRESH Dave are Denzel Washington and Don Rickles.
Scheduled on a FRESH Craig are Drew Carey, Seth Gabel, and Kate Nash.
NBC starts the night with a FRESH 'Biggest Loser', followed by a FRESH 'Law & Order: Special Victims Unit'.
Leno is FRESH, but writerless, and the corporate masters don't want you to know who the guests are.
Conan is FRESH, but writerless, and the corporate masters don't want you to know who the guests are.
Carson 'The Scab' Daly is FRESH, but writerless, and the corporate masters don't want you to know who the guests are.
ABC opens the night with a FRESH 'Just For Laughs', followed by a RERUN 'Just For Laughs', then a FRESH 'Jim', followed by a RERUN 'Carpoolers', then a FRESH 'Boston Legal'.
Jimmy Kimmel is FRESH, but writerless, and the corporate masters don't want you to know who the guests are.
The CW offers a RERUN 'Reaper', followed by a FRESH 'One Tree Hill'.
Faux has the SEASON PREMIERE 'American Idol'.
MY has a recycled 'Street Patrol', another recycled 'Street Patrol', followed by a recycled 'Jail', and another recycled 'Jail'.
A&E has 'CSI: The 2nd One', 'The First 48', another 'The First 48', 'Parking Wars', and another 'Parking Wars'.
AMC offers the movie 'Lionheart', followed by the movie 'Death Wish II', then the movie 'Lionheart II', again.
BBC -
[12:00 PM] Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares - Ep. 3 Walnut Tree;
[1:00 PM] Cash in the Attic - Episode 6;
[2:00 PM] Bargain Hunt - Ep. 25 Peterborough 35;
[2:30 PM] Bargain Hunt - Ep. 26 Newark 9;
[3:00 PM] How Clean Is Your House? - Episode 5;
[3:30 PM] How Clean Is Your House? - Episode 6;
[4:00 PM] You Are What You Eat - Episode 10;
[4:30 PM] You Are What You Eat - Episode 11;
[5:00 PM] My Family - Ep 3 What's Up Docklands?;
[5:30 PM] Coupling - Episode 5;
[6:00 PM] Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares - Ep 7 Oscars;
[7:00 PM] BBC World News America;
[8:00 PM] Life On Mars - Episode 6;
[9:00 PM] Life On Mars - Episode 7;
[10:00 PM] BBC World News America;
[11:00 PM] Life On Mars - Episode 6;
[12:00 AM] Life On Mars - Episode 7;
[1:00 AM] Coupling - Ep. 3 Unconditional Sex;
[1:40 AM] The World Stands Up - Episode 17;
[2:00 AM] The Weakest Link - Episode 15;
[3:00 AM] Changing Rooms - Ep. 20 Fulham;
[3:30 AM] Changing Rooms - Ep.1 Barnstaple;
[4:00 AM] Bargain Hunt - Ep. 25 Peterborough 35;
[4:30 AM] Bargain Hunt - Ep. 26 Newark 9;
[5:00 AM] Cash in the Attic - Ep. 20 Burrows;
[5:30 AM] Cash in the Attic - Ep. 21 Hayes: Barbour;
[6:00 AM] BBC World News. (ALL TIMES EDT)
Bravo has all 'Real Housewives' all night.
Comedy Central has 'Scrubs', another 'Scrubs', last night's 'Jon Stewart', last night's 'Colbert Report', 'Futurama', South Park', and 'Demetri Martin'.
Jon Stewart is FRESH, but writerless, and the corporate masters don't want you to know who the guests are.
Colbert Report is FRESH, but writerless, and the corporate masters don't want you to know who the guests are.
FX has the movie 'Batman Begins', followed by a FRESH 'Nip/Tuck'.
History has 'Modern Marvels', 'The Universe', another 'The Universe', and 'Mega Disasters'.
IFC -
[06:45 AM] Millions;
[08:30 AM] Monster in a Box;
[10:05 AM] This is Not a Film;
[11:35 AM] Millions;
[01:15 PM] Monster in a Box;
[02:50 PM] This is Not a Film ;
[04:20 PM] Millions;
[06:05 PM] The Flats;
[08:00 PM] Minor Accomplishments #203: Bad Luck Brad;
[08:30 PM] The Business #203: Lance-A-Lot;
[09:00 PM] IFC News: 2008, Uncut;
[09:05 PM] A Price Above Rubies;
[11:05 PM] No Such Thing;
[12:50 AM] Media Lab Results;
[01:00 AM] Solaris;
[03:55 AM] IFC News: 2008, Uncut;
[04:00 AM] A Price Above Rubies. (ALL TIMES EST)
SciFi has 'Dark Angel', another 'Dark Angel', 'Guinea Pig', another 'Guinea Pig', and 'ECW'.
Sundance -
[04:35 AM] K;
[06:00 AM] TransGeneration Reunion;
[06:30 AM] September 11;
[09:00 AM] Episode 6;
[09:30 AM] Episode 6: It's Time To Be Mad As Hell;
[10:00 AM] Dust to Dust: The Health Effects of 9/11;
[11:00 AM] Old Joy;
[12:30 PM] La Moustache;
[02:00 PM] September 11;
[04:30 PM] Old Joy;
[06:00 PM] Dr. John, LeAnn Rimes & Massive Attack;
[07:00 PM] Chrystal;
[09:00 PM] Strange Culture;
[10:25 PM] Wasp;
[11:00 PM] The Celebration;
[01:00 AM] 13 Tzameti;
[02:30 AM] Strange Culture;
[03:45 AM] Wasp;
[04:20 AM] The Legacy;
[05:40 AM] Leonard Cohen: I'm Your Man. (ALL TIMES EST)
TCM spends the overnight hours with
Woody Allen.
[6:30 AM] Isle Of The Dead (1945);
[7:45 AM] Bedlam (1946);
[9:15 AM] Martin Scorsese Presents: Val Lewton - The Man In The Shadows (2008);
[10:45 AM] Youth Runs Wild (1944);
[12:00 PM] Mademoiselle Fifi (1944);
[1:15 PM] Lost Angel (1943);
[3:00 PM] Private Screenings: Child Stars (2006);
[4:30 PM] Three Wise Fools (1946);
[6:15 PM] The Unfinished Dance (1947);
[8:00 PM] The Landlord (1970);
[10:00 PM] Bad Company (1972);
[11:45 PM] Targets (1968);
[1:30 AM] What's Up, Tiger Lily? (1966);
[3:00 AM] Woody Allen (1971);
[4:15 AM] Play it Again, Sam (1972). (ALL TIMES EST)
Wednesday - 01/15/08
TCM spends the night with
James Cagney.
[6:00 AM] Suddenly (1954);
[7:30 AM] Song Of The Thin Man (1947);
[9:00 AM] The Edge of the World (1937);
[10:15 AM] The Citadel (1938);
[12:15 PM] One Foot In Heaven (1941);
[2:15 PM] The Informer (1935);
[4:00 PM] The Long Voyage Home (1940);
[6:00 PM] San Francisco (1936);
[8:00 PM] Footlight Parade (1933);
[10:00 PM] Something to Sing About (1936);
[11:45 PM] Yankee Doodle Dandy (1942);
[2:00 AM] Love Me Or Leave Me (1955);
[4:15 AM] Taxi! (1932);
[5:30 AM] Other Men's Women (1931). (ALL TIMES EST)
Any opinions?
Or reviews?
(See below for addresses)
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British actor John Hurt, left, Spanish actress Leonor Watling, center, and U.S. actor Elijah Wood, right, poses during the presentation of the movie 'The Oxford Murders' in Madrid, Monday, Jan. 14, 2008.
Photo by Daniel Ochoa de Olza
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UNICEF Goodwill Ambassador
Orlando Bloom
Running around firing water pistols with school children in Nepal Orlando Bloom was enjoying an outing very different, but obviously equally fulfilling, to his more familiar Tinseltown commitments.
The Pirates Of The Caribbean star travelled to an impoverished part of the Himalayan kingdom in his role a UNICEF goodwill ambassador.
Garlands of flowers around his neck and a red 'tikka' mark - a traditional sign of welcome - on his forehead, the screen heart-throb played with local children and chatted with their mums during the trip to the western district of Kaski. While there the 30-year-old also looked in on projects to promote safe hygiene and encourage school attendance.
Orlando was also called on to perform a small role in a radio drama recorded by children. In the programme, which encourages teenagers to shares their worries, Orlando voiced the part of a guest at a hostel for homeless girls. "Talk about your problems," he read from the script. "There's no need to feel shy."
Orlando Bloom
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Actor Clive Owen, right, walks with actor Brian O' Byrne down Fifth Avenue near the Guggenheim Museum in New York while they were filming a scene from the movie 'The International', Sunday, Jan. 13, 2008.
Photo by Larry Levine
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Children's Book Honors
American Library Association
A Baltimore librarian's classroom project is now part of publishing history. "Good Masters! Sweet Ladies!: Voices From a Medieval Village," first conceived a decade ago by Laura Amy Schlitz, is this year's winner of the John Newbery Medal for best children's book in the U.S.
The Randolph Caldecott award for top picture book went to Brian Selznick's "The Invention of Hugo Cabret," a 500-plus page hybrid of a graphic novel and traditional illustration about an orphan boy and a robot in Paris at the turn of the 20th century.
Also Monday, science fiction author Orson Scott Card won the Margaret A. Edwards Award for "lifetime achievement in writing for young adults." Mo Willems' "There Is a Bird in Your Head!" received the Theodor Seuss Geisel Award for "the most distinguished book for beginning readers."
The awards, which honour authors of children's books published in the United States, were announced by the American Library Association, currently meeting in Philadelphia.
American Library Association
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Mark 50th Birthday In Belgium
Smurfs
The Smurfs - led by Papa Smurf and Smurfette - kicked off a year of 50th birthday celebrations Monday with Smurfberry cake and sasparilla juice.
The late cartoonist Pierre Culliford - best known by his pen name, "Peyo" - first introduced the tiny blue figures in a comic strip in October 1958. He called them Schtroumpf; they became known worldwide as the Smurfs.
Their debut on U.S. television in 1981 launched their global rise to stardom and made the Smurfs a household name. A Smurf is a Pitufo in Spanish, a Schlumpf in German, Nam Ching Ling to the Chinese, a Sumafa in Japan and Dardassim in Hebrew.
UNICEF and the Smurfs joined forces two years ago to raise the plight of ex-child soldiers in Africa.
Smurfs
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Texas State Gets Archive
Cormac McCarthy
The Southwestern Writers Collection at Texas State University-San Marcos has purchased the archives of novelist Cormac McCarthy, a winner of the Pulitzer Prize and the National Book Award.
McCarthy, 74, is widely considered one of the nation's best writers for his lyrical but violent tales, many of which are set in the U.S.-Mexico borderlands.
He was awarded a Pulitzer for his 2006 novel, "The Road," and in 1992 won the National Book Award for "All the Pretty Horses." His 2005 novel "No Country for Old Men" was the basis for a recent Coen brothers movie.
Texas State said the archives include correspondence, notes, drafts and proofs of his 11 novels. There is also a draft of an unfinished novel and materials related to a play and four screenplays. The center hopes to open the archives to the public in the fall.
Cormac McCarthy
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El Anatsui, originally from Ghana, one of Africa's most acclaimed contemporary artists, stands in front of his tapestry sculpture 'Between Earth and Heaven, after overseeing its installation at the Metropolitan Museum of Art in New York, Monday Jan. 7 , 2008. Made from aluminum, copper wire, and thousands of bottle caps, the sculpture was created in Nigeria in 2006 and acquired that same year by the museum to occupy one entire wall among its renowned collection of African art.
Photo by Bebeto Matthews
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Graffiti Wall Auctioned
Banksy
A painting attributed to cult graffiti artist Banksy fetched more than 200,000 pounds ($391,000) in an online auction on Monday. Now the lucky owner will just have to work out how to get it home.
The work, depicting an artist in old-fashioned clothes putting the finishing touches on the word "BANKSY" spray-painted in red, was scrawled on a wall on the Portobello Road in the west London district of Notting Hill.
It was offered for sale on the e-Bay auction site and went for 208,100 pounds after attracting 69 bids.
The winner of the auction may well get the painting and the wall it is on, but they will have to calculate how to get the whole work delivered and pay to replace the wall.
Banksy
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I'm Pissed
(formerly 'The Vidiot')
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`Pulp Fiction' Screenwriter Arrested
Roger Avary
Oscar-winning screenwriter Roger Avary has been arrested on suspicion of manslaughter and driving under the influence after a Ventura County car crash that killed a man and injured Avary's wife, authorities said.
Avary, 42, was the driver in the single-car collision shortly after midnight Sunday in Ojai, said Capt. Ross Bonfiglio of the Ventura County Sheriff's Department.
Killed in the accident was Andreas Zini, 34, a resident of Italy who was apparently visiting the couple. Firefighters cut Zini from the car with Jaws of Life, and he died several hours later at Ventura County Medical Center.
Avary won an Academy Award along with Quentin Tarantino for writing "Pulp Fiction," and was also a co-writer of the recent epic "Beowulf." He and his wife live in Ojai, a popular artists' colony and tourist destination 14 miles north of Ventura.
Roger Avary
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A morning commuter passes bicycles covered in snow, left outside after this past week's unseasonably warm weather, in Boston, Monday Jan. 14, 2008. Forecasters are expecting about a foot of snow to fall throughout the day in the area.
Photo by Charles Krupa
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Checks Into Glendale Jail
Gary Collins
Gary Collins checked into jail Monday to serve a four-day sentence in his drunken driving case. The 69-year-old TV personality and actor chose to pay an $85 daily fee to stay in the Glendale City Jail instead of the overcrowded Los Angeles County jail, according to the Glendale Police Department.
Collins pleaded no contest Dec. 6 to one misdemeanor count each of driving under the influence and driving with a blood-alcohol content of .08 percent or more in a traffic crash in Sherman Oaks.
He must also serve four years' probation upon his release and pay a $500 fine.
Gary Collins
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Tax Fraud Trial Opens
Wesley Snipes
Attorneys for Wesley Snipes ticked off more than 70 potential character witnesses, including several celebrities, as jury selection began Monday in the actor's tax fraud and conspiracy trial.
Muhammad Ali, Spike Lee, Tom Brokaw, Barbara Walters, Woody Harrelson, Sylvester Stallone and Gus Van Sant were among the names mentioned.
Snipes, 45, and two co-defendants, both known tax protesters, are accused of conspiring to defraud the U.S. of millions of dollars. Snipes allegedly first collaborated with Eddie Ray Kahn and Douglas P. Rosile in 2000, then stopped filing tax returns.
Wesley Snipes
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Peter Pan House For Sale
J.M. Barrie
The London house where the Peter Pan classic children's novels are believed to have been written is up for sale, an estate agent said Monday.
The six-bedroom property opposite Kensington Gardens park in central London has gone on sale for 6.75 million pounds (8.88 million euros, 13.22 million dollars).
Writer James Matthew (J. M.) Barrie lived in the house and met five boys in Kensington Gardens who inspired his creation at the turn of the 20th century.
J.M. Barrie
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An artist performs during a temple art festival at Sukuh temple in Karanganyar regency, Indonesia's Central Java province, January 13, 2008. Hundreds of Indonesian artists gathered at the temple festival held in commemoration with the Visit Indonesia Year 2008 campaign.
Photo by Beawiharta
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German Experts Crack Smile
Mona Lisa
German academics believe they have solved the centuries-old mystery behind the identity of the "Mona Lisa" in Leonardo da Vinci's famous portrait.
Lisa Gherardini, the wife of a wealthy Florentine merchant, Francesco del Giocondo, has long been seen as the most likely model for the sixteenth-century painting.
But art historians have often wondered whether the smiling woman may actually have been da Vinci's lover, his mother or the artist himself.
Now experts at the Heidelberg University library say dated notes scribbled in the margins of a book by its owner in October 1503 confirm once and for all that Lisa del Giocondo was indeed the model for one of the most famous portraits in the world.
Mona Lisa
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UFO Reported
Stephenville, TX
In this farming community where nightfall usually brings clear, starry skies, residents are abuzz over reported sightings of what many believe is a UFO.
Several dozen people - including a pilot, county constable and business owners - insist they have seen a large silent object with bright lights flying low and fast. Some reported seeing fighter jets chasing it.
"People wonder what in the world it is because this is the Bible Belt, and everyone is afraid it's the end of times," said Steve Allen, a freight company owner and pilot who said the object he saw last week was a mile long and half a mile wide. "It was positively, absolutely nothing from these parts."
While federal officials insist there's a logical explanation, locals swear that it was larger, quieter, faster and lower to the ground than an airplane. They also said the object's lights changed configuration, unlike those of a plane. People in several towns who reported seeing it over several weeks have offered similar descriptions of the object.
Stephenville, TX
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Job Requirements
Chris 'Tweety' Matthews
He's become the target for critics who think a backlash against the media played a part in Hillary Clinton's surprise win in New Hampshire. Chris Matthews laughs off that idea, and insists he has a lot of respect for her.
The MSGOP "Hardball" host had more explaining to do after Clinton's victory when he said that the reason Clinton is a candidate for president "is that her husband messed around."
"I do like the fact that `Hardball' is a heat-seeker," the rapid-fire political commentator told The Associated Press. "My job is to provide excitement and to bring it into the show and have people argue about things that they would normally argue about."
The liberal watchdog Media Matters for America counted more than eight negative remarks Matthews made about Clinton for every positive one during September, October and November.
Chris 'Tweety' Matthews
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A bird sits on a branch as the sun sets behind on a cold winter day in Beijing January 9, 2008. Fog caused havoc for air and road travellers in southwest China on Wednesday, with more than 12,000 air passengers missing their flights, state media said.
Photo by David Gray
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