Garrison Keillor: The old man's Sunday sermon to himself
The car is stuck in deep snow and we are far from town and there is no cellphone service. We can curse our predicament but it will not levitate us back on the road. The answer is to start shoveling and hope for someone to come by who has a tow chain and a good heart. Meanwhile, our government has been devoted to works of darkness and it must be thrown out next fall, the whole gang of crooks and con men. This is as clear as day. I've spent enough time in New York City to be realistic about Democratic politicians, but there's a difference between confusion and corruption. I look at this child bravely journeying across the kitchen floor toward her beloved and I pray that someone will come along to Make America Intelligent Again.
Alexandra Petri: The people have spoken! Kamala Harris is out! (Washington Post)
Money is good because, if you have enough of it, people have to keep hearing from you and being interested in you - whether they want to or not. It is a wonderful invention that allows you to be indifferent to the wishes of voters. They can tell you, personally, to go away, but they cannot tell your thousands of paid Facebook ads to go away. And we all know that if people see enough paid advertisements in their social feeds, eventually they will cave and buy the plaid holiday dress that is only somewhat flattering.
Christopher Bonanos: On John Simon (Vulture)
Any of a thousand quotes from his reviews will give you the general flavor. "Don't assume you have seen the worst before experiencing the latest revival of Jesus Christ Superstar, a production so stillborn I defy God himself to resurrect it." Or his calling Anjelica Huston "supremely inept." Or "When, some years ago, I saw Nilo Cruz's Dancing on Her Knees at the Public, it felt like the worst play ever. Cruz's latest, Two Sisters and a Piano, again at the Public, is a step forward; it feels like the second-worst play ever."
Charu Sinha: Genius Allegedly Caught Google Stealing its Lyrics With an Ingenious Watermark (Vulture)
Genius means "caught red-handed" literally. Their watermark, which is applied to all of their content, makes the apostrophes in their lyrics alternate between straight and curly single-quote marks (' and '). In a delightful Agatha Christie-like twist, when converted to Morse code, the apostrophes spell out "red handed."
This song, written by Hoyt Axton and made famous by Three Dog Night, shares a title with a Christmas carol. What is the title of Billboard magazine's #1 Hot 100 single of 1971, Jeremiah?
"Joy to the World" is a song written by Hoyt Axton and made famous by the band Three Dog Night. The song is also popularly known by its opening lyric, "Jeremiah was a bullfrog." Three Dog Night originally released the song on their fourth studio album, Naturally, in November 1970, and subsequently released an edited version of the song as a single in February 1971.
The single had been out less than two months, when on April 9, 1971, "Joy to the World" was certified gold by the Recording Industry Association of America, for shipments of over 1,000,000 units across the United States. The record was also given a Gold Leaf award by RPM magazine for sales of over a million units. The record won the award for the Best Selling Hit Single Record by the National Association of Recording Merchandisers in March 1972. It was also ranked by Billboard magazine as the #1 pop single of 1971. The song was also nominated for a Grammy Award for Best Pop Vocal Performance by a Duo Or Group during the 14th Grammy Awards.
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Mark. was first, and correct, with:
Joy to the World.
Alan J answered:
Joy to the World.
Dave said:
Joy to the World. Formed in 1967, Three Dog Night was a very successful American rock band. Besides "Joy To The World," other big hits for the group were: "Try a Little Tenderness," "Momma Told Me Not To Come," "One," "Out in the Country," "Family of Man," "An Old Fashioned Love Song," "Never Been to Spain," and "Liar."
By 1976, the Disco craze and the disinterest of their record label caused the group to call it quits after a couple of unsuccessful albums. The band reformed in 1981, but didn't approach its earlier popularity, and now Three Dog Night soldiers on as a nostalgia act.
Despite the band's tremendous success, Three Dog Night hasn't been considered for induction in the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame because of a long standing, and absurd, prejudice of the board against bands that didn't write their own material. Besides Hoyt Axton, Three Dog Night usually bought material from well respected composers like Paul Williams, Harry Nilsson, and Bernie Taupin.
Photos: Album with the 3 main singers on the cover | Three Dog Night during the band's prime | screenshot of a tweet by one of the indicted Ukrainian crooks that Donald Trump "doesn't know." Trump doesn't know a lot of people- like Prince Andrew, although Trump has actually known the hard partying Andrew for decades and they shared a good friend in the recently 'suicided' pedophile Jeffrey Epstein.
Randall wrote:
Joy to the World
mj replied:
A sentiment expressed by
Jeremiah the Bullfrog, Joy to the World. Also enjoyed by the fishies in
the deep blue sea.
Roy, still Blue, Still in Ruby Red Tyler, TX replied:
In keeping with the spirit of the season, I'm gonna guess that it was "Joy to the World" by Three Dog Night that topped the charts in the year my first son was born.
Deborah responded:
That's got to be "Joy to the World." I enjoyed TDN's music, and have never befriended a bullfrog.
Rain is back for a while. Guess I'll hit the gym later; it's too wet for bike riding.
Jim from CA, retired to ID, wrote:
Joy to the World
John I from Hawai`i says,
Joy to the World
Cal in Vermont answered:
Joy To The World. I like the original, too. They are both fun to sing. Only one of them had a bullfrog with the improbable name of Jeremiah, however.
Micki said:
Joy to the World. All the boys and girls. Joy to the fishes in the deep blue sea. Joy to you and me.
Dave in Tucson replied:
Didn't know Hoyt Axton wrote "Joy to the World".
Gateway Mike answered:
I don't have to look that one up.
That would be Joy to the World
I was a big Hoyt Axton fan, very excited to watch his acting on the movie "Gremlins".
He was the salesman.
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They were air cooled so even if they overheated, there is no source for steam.
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Song: "Late Nights" from the album 3 STORIES FOR YOU
Artist: The Teddy Boys
Artist Location: Cedar Falls, Iowa
Info: "In 2007, the Teddy Boys returned to the Soundhole to record a followup to their New York City Girls EP. 17 songs were recorded but never completed, and the sessions were sent to the archives. Over a decade later these songs have been mixed and are presented here as completely as possible for a taste of the Teddy Boys album that almost was."
Conan chats with the Biden Campaign about "No Malarkey"
Some people think Biden's new campaign slogan reinforces the idea that he is old and out of touch, but the candidate's Director of Marketing & Social Media says "yes to the queen" to the slogan.
Near the end of his life, Monty Python member Graham Chapman used to go to college campuses where he showed film clips of his work and lectured. (The author of the book you are reading now saw Mr. Chapman when he appeared at Ohio University in Athens, Ohio.) He usually began his talk by asking his audience to hurl verbal abuse at him for ten seconds. Why? According to Mr. Chapman, "It would certainly save a lot of time later on."
In his stand-up act, comedian Drew Carey uses a lot of profanity, but of course on his TV sitcom The Drew Carey Show he could not use nearly as much profanity as he does in his stand-up comedy. In fact, he remembers his first memo from the network censor, who wrote about the script for an episode, "Please note the excessive use of 'h*ll' and 'd*mn' found on pages 4, 20, 21, 22, 28, 38, 40, and 52, and reduce this number by half."
Will Rogers developed his writing skills in vaudeville. At first his was a dumb act - meaning he didn't speak in it. However, Will wanted to impress his audience with the difficulty of some of his tricks - such as throwing two ropes simultaneously and roping both a horse and its rider - and so he began talking to the audience. The audience found Will and his Oklahoma accent pleasing, and he began to make jokes.
It can hurt you not to know your audience. Stand-up comedian Judy Carter once opened for Jim Nabors in Kansas, where she said, "You know what really p*sses me off?" Big mistake. Kansas audiences in general and Jim Nabors fans in particular find the word "p*sses" offensive.
Comedian Phyllis Diller was a frequent visitor to the Playboy Mansion in Chicago, Illinois. The door to the Playboy Mansion bears a brass plate with this Latin inscription: "Si Non Oscillas, Non Tintinnare." ("If You Don't Swing, Don't Ring.")
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Who wrote the world's funniest joke? English comedian Spike Milligan did. No, that's not personal opinion. A professor studied this subject. Richard Wiseman, of the University of Hertfordshire, posted several jokes online, then asked people to vote on which one was the funniest joke. Over 300,000 people from all over the world did just that. Later, after the results were tallied, Professor Wiseman saw some 1951 footage of the Goons in their very first television appearance. The footage showed the Goons doing a version of the joke voted funniest in the world. And Spike Mulligan had written the jokes in that footage. So what is the funniest joke in the world? Updated for modern times, it is this: Two people go hunting, and a terrible accident occurs, severely injuring and perhaps killing one of the hunters. The uninjured hunter gets on his cell phone and calls 911, then sobs as he says, "There's been a terrible accident, and the friend I was hunting with is dead!" The 911 operator replies, "Please be calm, sir. The first thing we need to do is to make sure that your friend is dead." The 911 operator hears silence on the telephone for a moment, then he hears the sound of a shot, and the hunter says, "OK. Now what?"
Buddy Hackett was dining with a group of comedian friends when a woman approached the table and said that she wanted to tell a joke. Mr. Hackett told her, "Lady, go tell your joke at a table where amateurs are sitting. We're professionals here. We got all the jokes we can handle." By the way, if you ever want to make a comedian angry, here's an excellent way to do it. Buddy Hackett almost had a role in Martin Scorsese's excellent movie GoodFellas. Mr. Scorsese even came over to Buddy's house and explained Buddy's role in the movie - he would be in the background telling part of a joke. Buddy walked over to a window, then invited Mr. Scorsese to come over and look at the view. Buddy asked him, "Isn't that a beautiful lawn?" Mr. Scorsese agreed that it was a beautiful lawn. Buddy then told him, "Take a real good look because you will never be back in this house again. Part of a joke! Get the f**k outta here!"
Sue Gordon, the former deputy director of national intelligence under President Donald Trump, finally spoke out about her ex-boss this week.
At a meeting of the Women's Foreign Policy Group, Gordon - who left the administration over the summer so that Trump could install an ally at the top of the U.S. intelligence apparatus - revealed that the president had little grasp of intelligence gathering when she began briefing him, CNN reported.
An official who has briefed presidents since Ronald Reagan was in office, Gordon said Trump was the first president with "no foundation or framework to understand what the limits of intelligence are, what the purpose of it was and the way that we discuss it." It's a jarring description of the top official in the federal government - even if it's one we've come to accept as the status quo.
CBS opens the night with a FRESH'Young Sheldon', followd by a FRESH'The Unicorn', then a FRESH'Mom', followed by a FRESH'Carol's Second Act', then a FRESH'Evil'.
Scheduled on a FRESHStephen Colbert are Scarlett Johansson, Joe Pera, and the Weeknd.
Scheduled on a FRESHJames Corden, OBE, are Rebel Wilson and Kacey Musgraves.
NBC begins the night with the softa-FRESH'SNL: A SNL Christmas Special', followed by a FRESH'Making It'.
Scheduled on a FRESHJimmy Fallon are Jennifer Lopez and Camila Cabello.
On a RERUNSeth Meyers (from 10/21/19) are Mariska Hargitay, Lizzy Caplan, and Sam Fender.
On a RERUNLilly Singh (from 9/25/19) are Anna Faris.
ABC starts the night with the chestnut 'A Charlie Brown Christmas', followed by the FRESH made-for-tv-movie 'Same Time Next Christmas'.
Scheduled on a FRESHJimmy Kimmel are Sam Rockwell, Francesca Hayward, Sheryl Crow, and Stevie Nicks.
The CW offers a FRESH'Supernatural', followed by a FRESH'Legacies'.
Faux fills the night with LIVE'Thursday Night Football', then pads the left coast with local crap.
MY recycles an old 'L&O: CI', followed by another old 'L&O: CI'.
A&E has 'Live PD Presents: PD Cam', another 'Live PD Presents: PD Cam', followed by a FRESH'Live PD Presents: PD Cam', then another FRESH'Live PD Presents: PD Cam', followed by a FRESH'Court Cam', then another FRESH'Court Cam', followed by a FRESH'Live PD: Wanted'.
AMC offers the movie 'Elf', followed by the movie 'Four Christmases', then the movie 'Miracle On 34th Street'.
BBC -
[6:00AM] STAR TREK: VOYAGER - SEASON 5 - EPISODE 26-Equinox, Pt. 1
[7:00AM] STAR TREK: VOYAGER - SEASON 6 - EPISODE 1-Equinox, Pt. 2
[8:00AM] STAR TREK: VOYAGER - SEASON 6 - EPISODE 2-Survival Instinct
[9:00AM] STAR TREK: VOYAGER - SEASON 6 - EPISODE 3-Barge of the Dead
[10:00AM] STAR TREK: VOYAGER - TV-PG (V)SEASON 6 - EPISODE 4-Tinker, Tenor, Doctor, Spy
[11:00AM] STAR TREK: VOYAGER - SEASON 6 - EPISODE 5-Alice
[12:00PM] STAR TREK: VOYAGER - SEASON 6 - EPISODE 6-Riddles
[1:00PM] STAR TREK: VOYAGER - SEASON 6 - EPISODE 7-Dragon's Teeth
[2:00PM] STAR TREK: VOYAGER - SEASON 6 - EPISODE 8-One Small Step
[3:00PM] STAR TREK: VOYAGER - SEASON 6 - EPISODE 9-The Voyager Conspiracy
[4:00PM] STAR TREK: VOYAGER - SEASON 6 - EPISODE 10-Pathfinder
[5:00PM] STAR TREK: VOYAGER - SEASON 6 - EPISODE 11-Fair Haven
[6:00PM] STAR TREK: VOYAGER - SEASON 6 - EPISODE 12-Blink of an Eye
[7:00PM] STAR TREK: VOYAGER - SEASON 6 - EPISODE 13-Virtuoso
[8:00PM] CAST AWAY (2000)
[11:00PM] CAST AWAY (2000)
[2:00AM] GHOST (1990)
[5:00AM] THE X-FILES - SEASON 2 - EPISODE 9-Firewalker (ALL TIMES EST)
Bravo has 'Project Runway', another 'Project Runway', followed by a FRESH'Project Runway', then a FRESH'Watch What Happens Live'.
FX has fills the night with the movie 'The Lord Of The Rings: The Fellowship Of The Ring'.
History has 'American Pickers', another 'American Pickers', followed by a FRESH'American Pickers: Bonus Buys', and another 'American Pickers'.
IFC -
[6:15A] The Skeleton Twins
[8:15A] Admission
[10:45A] The Incredible Burt Wonderstone
[1:00P] X-Men: The Last Stand
[3:30P] Trading Places
[6:00P] Knocked Up
[9:00P] Planes, Trains and Automobiles
[11:00P] Snow Day
[1:00A] Ernest Saves Christmas
[3:00A] The Incredible Burt Wonderstone
[5:15A] Pee-wee's Playhouse - Love That Story
[5:45A] Night Flight - Fame! (ALL TIMES EST)
Sundance -
[6:20am] The Andy Griffith Show
[6:55am] The Andy Griffith Show
[7:30am] The Andy Griffith Show
[8:05am] The Andy Griffith Show
[8:40am] The Andy Griffith Show
[9:15am] The Andy Griffith Show
[9:50am] The Andy Griffith Show
[10:25am] The Andy Griffith Show
[11:00am] The Andy Griffith Show
[11:30am] Mad Max
[1:30pm] The Sum of All Fears
[4:00pm] Law & Order
[5:00pm] Law & Order
[6:00pm] Law & Order
[7:00pm] Law & Order
[8:00pm] Law & Order
[9:00pm] Law & Order
[10:00pm] Law & Order
[11:00pm] Law & Order
[12:00am] Law & Order
[1:00am] Law & Order
[2:00am] Law & Order
[3:00am] Sleepy Hollow
[5:30am] The Andy Griffith Show (ALL TIMES EST)
SyFy has the movie 'Journey 2: The Mysterious Island', followed by the movie 'Journey 2: Mysterious Island', again.
Sharon Osbourne weighed in again on the controversy surrounding Gabrielle Union's firing from America's Got Talent and called out Simon Cowell for running a "boys club" on his shows. Cowell is an executive producer of AGT and The X Factor U.K., both of which Osbourne has been a judge on.
"It is a boys club, OK? It is," Osbourne, 67, said on Tuesday's episode of The Talk. "And the boys take care of each other, and the women are not paid as much as the men."
"I was on the show before Howie [Mandel]. I was one of them that helped put the show where it was. Simon wasn't on the show. Simon owns the show and the time I was there, Simon was never on the show. So when the show was doing 16 million, 14 million, Simon was never there," she jabbed. "I just go back to Simon's shows - The X Factor he brought to America, every time it came on I think there were three seasons there [were] different little girls."
On the first season of The X Factor U.S., Paula Abdul and Nicole Scherzinger (who replaced Cheryl Cole midseason) were judges along with Cowell, 60, and producer L.A. Reid, 63. The women were replaced by Britney Spears and Demi Lovato who joined Cowell and Reid for Season 2.
Osbourne previously claimed Cowell had her fired from The X Factor U.K. because she was "too old." Former AGT judge Howard Stern blasted Cowell this week, alleging AGT switches out female judges for "hotter chicks and younger chicks."
A judge on Wednesday ruled that the family of notorious Indiana bank robber John Dillinger will not be allowed to exhume the 85-year-old corpse from its resting place - for now.
Dillinger's nephew Michael C. Thompson filed a lawsuit in August after a public back-and-forth between the family and the cemetery, which had opposed digging up the body.
In his ruling Wednesday, Marion County Superior Court Judge Timothy Oakes said the parties' main question was whether the exhumation could occur without cemetery approval, as laid out under Indiana Statute 23-14-57-1.
The family's plans to exhume the body and complete DNA testing to determine its identity were to be depicted in a documentary distributed by the History Channel, which has since backed out of the project.
Ahead of the start of a new era that will no doubt bring intense new challenges, the Pantone Color Institute has announced that its 2020 Color of the Year is PANTONE 19-4052 Classic Blue, a deep blue shade that's at once comforting and relatable.
The indigo hue brings to mind both the constant and the classic; the sky at dusk, an impeccably tailored suit, serene waters, or a bowl of perfectly ripe blueberries.
Pantone's selection of Classic Blue for 2020 is richer when you consider the history of the Color of the Year franchise, which began 20 years ago in 1999. That year, the color chosen was Cerulean, a serene shade that represented the excitement of a new millennium and offered a calming visual to the anxieties that preceded Y2K. Cerulean's impact that year permeated the cultural zeitgeist, ranging from home decor trends to high fashion; for reference, one might consider Meryl Streep's character Miranda Priestly's monologue in the early-aughts film, The Devil Wears Prada, where she breaks down how the color dominated a global industry.
Ground-penetrating radar recently revealed a Viking Age ship hidden beneath the topsoil of a farm near the former town of Ed๘y in western Norway. The ship would have held the body of an ancient Norse leader along with weapons, loot, and other items. Nearby, the remains of postholes mark the ghostly outlines of two longhouses. The find could offer a wealth of information about ancient shipbuilding and Norse burial rites.
The outline of the ship shows up clearly in the radar images, circled by the remains of a ditch that once surrounded a burial mound. "This is a very common trait for grave mounds," archaeologist Dag-ุyvind Solem, of the Norwegian Institute for Cultural Heritage Research (NIKU), told Ars. "In addition to having a potentially symbolic meaning, it is thought that [ditches] have the very practical function of making the mounds seem bigger than they really were."
Farmers' plows destroyed the burial mound centuries ago, and soil eventually filled in the surrounding ditch. But that looser soil holds more moisture than the adjacent ground and reflects radar differently. In radar images, the result is an accidentally perfect logo for Viking Age archaeology: the hull of a ship in a circle. The largest Norse ship burial ever found-the Gjellestad ship-stood out in a 2018 radar survey with the same distinctive outline.
Both ends of the ship seem to have suffered damage, probably from a thousand years' worth of plowing. But most of the hull seems intact. The radar images are detailed enough for archaeologists to recognize the keel (a long wooden timber that forms the backbone of a ship) and the first two planks on either side. Based on the length of the keel, the ship was probably between 16 and 17 meters (52 to 55 feet) long.
The computer models used to simulate what heat-trapping gases will do to global temperatures have been pretty spot-on in their predictions, a new study found.
After years of hearing critics blast the models' accuracy, climate scientist Zeke Hausfather decided to see just how good they have been. He tracked down 17 models used between 1970 and 2007 and found that the majority of them predicted results that were "indistinguishable from what actually occurred."
"By and large our models have gotten it right, plus or minus a little bit," said Hausfather, a University of California, Berkeley scientist who is climate and energy director at the Breakthrough Institute. "If they get it wrong, it's slightly on the warm side, but I wouldn't read too much into that."
Ten of the 17 were close to the temperatures that actually happened, said Hausfather, lead author of a study in Wednesday's journal Geophysical Research Letters.
But scientists actually got the physics right even more than that, Hausfather said. That's because they make two main assumptions when they model what will happen in the future. One is the physics of the atmosphere and how it reacts to heat-trapping gases. The other is the amount of greenhouse gases put into the air.
A group of mental health professionals led by a trio of pre-eminent psychiatrists is urging the House Judiciary Committee to consider Donald Trump (R-Inept)'s "dangerous" mental state arising from his "brittle sense of self-worth" as part of its inquiry into whether to approve articles of impeachment against him.
"We are speaking out at this time because we are convinced that, as the time of possible impeachment approaches, Donald Trump (R-Thug) has the real potential to become ever more dangerous, a threat to the safety of our nation," said Yale Medical School Professor Dr Bandy Lee, George Washington University Professor Dr John Zinner, and former CIA profiler Dr Jerrold Post in a statement which will be sent to House Judiciary Committee members on Thursday.
The statement will be accompanied by a petition with at least 350 signatures from mental health professionals endorsing their conclusions.
All three psychiatrists have said they are willing to testify as part of the impeachment inquiry.
While Dr Lee and her colleagues have previously offered themselves to be consulted by impeachment investigators, she told The Independent they felt it necessary to come forward once more because the US president is "is ramping up his conspiracy theories" and "showing a great deal of cruelty and vindictiveness" in his "accelerated, repetitive tweets," which she explained are signs that he is "doubling and a tripling down on his delusions".
Archbishop Fulton Sheen's journey to sainthood has been delayed as Vatican officials postponed this month's scheduled beatification in Peoria.
The Catholic Diocese of Peoria says in a news release Tuesday that Vatican officials postponed the ceremony that would have put Sheen one step from sainthood.
No reason was given why Sheen, who was ordained in Peoria in 1919 and died in 1979, will not be beatified this month or why a "few members of the Bishop's Conference asked for further consideration."
Sheen's remains were returned to Peoria from New York this year after a court ruled Sheen's niece could bury the clergyman known for his radio and TV preaching.
Bye-bye, birdie: Study finds n Birds Getting Smaller
North America
Since 1978, researchers have scooped up and measured tens of thousands of birds that died after crashing into buildings in Chicago during spring and fall migrations. Their work has documented what might be called the incredible shrinking bird.
A study published on Wednesday involving 70,716 birds killed from 1978 through 2016 in such collisions in the third-largest U.S. city found that their average body sizes steadily declined over that time, though their wingspans increased.
The results suggest that a warming climate is driving down the size of certain bird species in North America and perhaps around the world, the researchers said. They cited a phenomenon called Bergmann's rule, in which individuals within a species tend to be smaller in warmer regions and larger in colder regions, as reason to believe that species may become smaller over time as temperatures rise.
The study focused on 52 species - mostly songbirds dominated by various sparrows, warblers and thrushes - that breed in cold regions of North America and spend their winters in locations south of Chicago. The researchers measured and weighed a parade of birds that crashed into building windows and went splat onto the ground.
Over the four decades, body size decreased in all 52 species. The average body mass fell by 2.6%. Leg bone length dropped by 2.4%. The wingspans increased by 1.3%, possibly to enable the species to continue to make long migrations even with smaller bodies.
These bananas are growing in the alley across the street - been taking pictures of them for one of the PA aunts - she's never been anywhere bananas grow - so, these are now 'her' bananas.
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