BartCop Entertainment Archives - Thursday, 15 May, 2008

Thursday

15 May, 2008

(Updated Daily)

[292 days in a row]

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'Best of TBH Politoons'

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Thanks, again, Tim!

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Dems Considering the Ultimate Sanction Against Joe Lieberman


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Recommended Reading

from Bruce

Poor Elijah (Peter Berger): Stakeholders (irascibleprofessor.com)
It may get crowded out by super-delegates and candidate gaffes, but public education still makes it into the news cycle once in awhile. Sometimes it's when test results are released. Other times it's when politicians announce that that they have a plan to save our schools.


Jim Hightower: SUPPORT OUR VETERANS (jimhightower.com)
Politicians should not be allowed to utter the phrase "Support Our Troops" - unless they actually do.


Jonathan Gottschall: Measure for Measure (Boston Globe)
Literary criticism could be one of our best tools for understanding the human condition. But first, it needs a radical change: embracing science


Graham Bensinger: The Price Of Fame (huffingtonpost.com)
I've spent time at Hollywood nightclubs, even witnessed the ubiquitous paparazzi following Paris and Britney, but attending the Nuggets-Lakers playoff game last week began to make me realize the extent of the craze.


Why are all the US candidates courting John Mellencamp? (guardian.co.uk)
Laura Barton on why the composer of hit songs like "R.O.C.K" is so valuable to presidential hopefuls.


NATE CUNNINGHAM: "The Plain Truth About Karen Dalton: An Interview with Joe Loop" (popmatters.com)
One-time coffeehouse proprietor Joe Loop shed light on the mysterious Karen Dalton with his notes to the Cotton-Eyed Joe recording and speaks to PopMatters about his memories of the '60s folk scene and his friend Karen.


Theon Weber: The Open-Mouthed Adulthood of Kate Nash (The Portland Mercury)
Nash's sudden leap from a teenager with a guitar and a MySpace account to a 20-year-old with a number-one album has cocked a few skeptical eyebrows.


Martin Bandyke: Q&A with country singer Trisha Yearwood (Detroit Free Press)
Already one of the best-selling vocalists in the history of country music, Trisha Yearwood is now a best-selling author as well.


Anthony Miller: Michael Chabon Fills in the Blank Spaces (Los Angeles CityBeat)
Maps and Legends, Chabon's first essay collection, unearths some of the author's source texts and offers his exuberant ruminations on the role of the writer as protector and defender of artistic ancestors.


Interview by Laura Barnett: "Portrait of the artist: Minnie Driver, actor and musician" (music.guardian.co.uk)
'Who would play me in a movie? Russell Brand - he has the hair for it.'


Luaine Lee: Lea Thompson stars in Hallmark Channel film 'Final Approach' (McClatchy-Tribune News Service)
Thanks to the three "Back to the Future" films, actress Lea Thompson was already a movie star in her 20s. That's enough to rattle some performers for the rest of their life. But not Thompson.


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Hillary's 'Settlement Demands' Nothing Unusual


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GALLOPPING ALONG

LIKE LITTLE ANNIE OAKLEY

GIRL ON A BROOM HORSE

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(observing my G Daughter Jussy riding up at Blue Lakes)

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Trivia Question Of The Day

David Letterman was a writer for which show?

   A:    Alice
   B:    Benson
   C:    Diff'rent Strokes
   D:    Good Times
   E:    Maude


Send your answer to Marty





Trivia Question from Yesterday

How many times was Marilyn Monroe nominated for an Oscar?

  A:    0
   B:    1
   C:    2
   D:    3
   E:    4                 Source







mj was first, and right, with:
   Don't think she ever was
  So I guess I'm stuck with A.




Chris A said:
   Answer: A: 0
  She did win a Golden Globe in 1960 for Some Like it Hot (best motion picture actress musical/comedy).
  My favorite was The Seven Year Itch in 1955 (I was 5 years old, but I remember it well).




Charlie wrote:
   The answer seems to be
  A: 0
  Although she allegedly said :
  "Speaking of Oscars," she says, "I would win overwhelmingly if the Academy gave an Oscar for faking orgasms. I have done some of my best acting convincing my partners I was in the throes of ecstasy."




Alan J responded:
   1



PURPLE GENE answered:
   MARILYN MONROE WAS NOMINATED AND OR WON A NUMBER OF AWARDS:
  SHE WAS NOMINATED FOR A B.A.F.T.A. AWARD IN 1956 FOR "THE SEVEN YEAR ITCH".
  SHE WON A DAVI dI DONATELLI AWARD IN 1958 FOR "THE PRINCE AND THE SHOWGIRL".
  SHE WON A GOLDEN GLOBE AWARD IN 1960 FOR "SOME LIKE IT HOT".
  SHE WAS NOMINATED FOR A HENRIETTA AWARD IN 1962 FOR "WORLD'S FAVORITE FEMALE (10TH).
  SHE WAS NOMINATED FOR A GOLDEN LAUREL AWARD IN 1962 FOR "TOP FEMALE STAR" (10TH).
  SHE WON A PHOTOPLAY AWARD IN 1953 FOR "MOST POPULAR FEMALE STAR"
  BUT MARILYN WAS NEITHER NOMINATED NOR EVER WON AN ACADEMY AWARD.
  SHE WAS ALWAYS MY FAVORITE....I GAVE HER THE PURPLE GENE "SEXIEST BLOND HOLLYWOOD ACTRESS WHO EVER HAD ELTON JOHN WRITE A SONG FOR HER" AWARD (POSTHUMOUSLY).
  UNFORTUNATELY....THE ANSWER IS A....0




Sally said:
   Marilyn Monroe was never nominated for an Oscar (A) as far as I remember.
  The reason was because, back then, most women in the US (and probably World-Wide) considered Marilyn a, "hussy!" Most men saw her as a gorgeous sex object, and/or the classic, "Dumb blond!" And, the men were afraid of their respective wives and mothers... Whatever they thought, she became the "hidden delight" of the male population back in the 1950s and 60s - but never considered a serious actress.
  My grandfather had a calendar with pictures of MS Monroe (scantily clothed, as I remember) down in his basement workshop. One day my grandmother went down there to, "clean," and I swear (no joke) she almost divorced him upon finding his hidden treasure... Since he was my grandmother's second or third husband, my mother felt that decision perfectly justifiable.
  Considering that most American women looked sorta like the late, "Mamie Eisenhower" back then, I think they just saw Marilyn as threatening myself - but, what do I know anyway?
  Exhibit A   Mamie Eisenhower   Sweet, but no Marilyn Monroe.




And, Marian the Teacher replied:
   0 never ever


  

Thanks to Chris A, Purple Gene & Sally for the pictures.


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Reader Comment

Re: Phil Specter

Marty:

The obit on recording engineer Larry Levine featured in Wednesday's Bartcop E furthers the Phil-Spector-is-God myth that has surrounded this pathetic misfit's entire life, particularly as it relates to his mediocre "career" as a record producer.

I give due credit to Mr. Levine (may he rest in peace), but Phil Spector has made a too-long career off the hard work of other, more talented people. Spector's only discernable talent was in hiring good PR people. In that sense, he's more a modern-day Lee DeForest. (the self-named "Father of Radio" and another magnificent fraud who couldn't even explain his own "invention.")

Two facts to bear in mind: Phil Spector's famous "Wall of Sound" technique was for mono recordings, not stereo. And by all accounts, he butchered the Let it Be/Get Back mix, particularly "Across the Universe." His lame, syrupy, stringy arrangement of that and other perfectly good Beatles' songs should be grounds for his immediate execution. The only good thing I can say about him is that at least he kept Yoko Ono off the album.

His personal "life" is a matter of record and an indictment of our society that the little rug- and elevator shoes-wearing weasel escaped the gallows he so richly deserved for the cold-blooded if unintended murder of Lana Clarkson. Hmm, here's a guy with a history of pointing guns at people to intimidate them. Hmm, here's a woman "date" shot in the face at close range. How could he have done it?

You should change his name to "Phil Specter," sort of what you do with "Resident Bush."

EJ2E


Thanks, Ed!
Better check for snowballs in hell - we finally see eye-to-eye on something.

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Selected Readings

from that Mad Cat, JD

IT'S A TREAT TO BEAT YOUR FEET ON THE MISSISSIPPI CRUD!

EVEN DARTH VADER WAS POWERLESS!

SO, END THE WAR AND GO PLAY GOLF YOU CHICKENSHIT IDIOT!

THE HOPELESS CHIMP!

"SUCK ON THIS" TOM!

SOCIOPATHS!

THE POPE SAYS IT'S OK!



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Ark Of Darkness

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In The Chaos Household

Last Night

More sun and warmer temps.


Still trying to get caught up. Ack.



Tonight, Thursday:

CBS opens the night with a RERUN 'CSI: The Original One', followed by a FRESH 'CSI: The Original One' then the SEASON FINALE 'Without A Trace'.
Scheduled on a FRESH Dave are America Ferrera, Russell Brand, andTerry Fator.
Scheduled on a FRESH Craig are David Boreanaz, and Carrot Top.

NBC begins the night with the hourlong SEASON FINALE 'My Name Is Earl', followed by the hourlong SEASON FINALE 'The Office', then a FRESH 'ER'.
Scheduled on a FRESH Leno are Dana Delany, Hulk Hogan, and Dwight Yoakam.
Scheduled on a FRESH Conan are Seth McFarlane, Carlos Mencia, and MGMT.
Scheduled on a FRESH Carson 'The Scab' Daly are Christina Ricci, Steve Byrne, and Someone Still Loves You Boris Yeltsin.

ABC starts the night with a FRESH 'Ugly Betty', followed by a FRESH 'Grey's Anatomy', then a FRESH 'Lost'.
Scheduled on a FRESH Jimmy Kimmel are Josh Holloway, Brad Williams, and Dierks Bentley.

The CW offers a FRESH 'Smallville', followed by a FRESH 'Supernatural'.

Faux has a FRESH 'Are You Smarter Than A 5th Grader?', followed by a FRESH 'Don't Forget The Lyrics!'.

MY fills the night with the movie 'The Terminator'.

A&E has 'CSI: The 2nd One', 'The First 48', another 'The First 48', and 'Crime 360'.

AMC offers the movie 'In The Line Of Fire', followed by the movie 'Die Hard'.

BBC  -   
 [12:00 PM]    How Clean Is Your House? - Episode 12
 [12:30 PM]    How Clean Is Your House? - Episode 1
 [1:00 PM]    Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares - Ep 5 The Curry Lounge
 [2:00 PM]    Cash in the Attic - Ep 8 Excell
 [3:00 PM]    Bargain Hunt - Ep. 16 Shepton Mallet 73
 [3:30 PM]    Bargain Hunt - Ep. 17 Ardingly 68
 [4:00 PM]    You Are What You Eat - Episode 6
 [4:30 PM]    You Are What You Eat - Episode 7
 [5:00 PM]    How Clean Is Your House? - Episode 2
 [5:30 PM]    How Clean Is Your House? - Episode 3
 [6:00 PM]    Doctor Who - Ep 4 Aliens of London
 [7:00 PM]    BBC World News America
 [8:00 PM]    Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares - Ep 3 Moore Place
 [9:00 PM]    Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares - Ep 2 The Fenwick Arms
 [10:00 PM]    BBC World News America
 [11:00 PM]    Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares - Ep 3 Moore Place
 [12:00 AM]    Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares - Ep 2 The Fenwick Arms
 [1:00 AM]    Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares - Ep 3 Moore Place
 [2:00 AM]    Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares - Ep 2 The Fenwick Arms
 [3:00 AM]    Doctor Who - Ep 4 Aliens of London
 [4:00 AM]    Bargain Hunt - Ep. 16 Shepton Mallet 73
 [4:30 AM]    Bargain Hunt - Ep. 17 Ardingly 68
 [5:00 AM]    Cash in the Attic - Ep. 2
 [5:30 AM]    Cash in the Attic - Ep. 3 Hinton
 [6:00 AM]    BBC World News     (ALL TIMES EDT)

Bravo has 'Top Chef', another 'Top Chef', still another 'Top Chef', and 'Step It Up & Dance'.

Comedy Central has 'Scrubs', another 'Scrubs', last night's 'Jon Stewart', last night's 'Colbert Report', 'Futurama', 'South Park', another 'South Park', and a FRESH 'Lil' Bush'.
Scheduled on a FRESH Jon Stewart is Denis Leary.
Scheduled on a FRESH Colbert Report is Andrei Cherny.

FX has the movie 'Swimfan', followed by the movie 'House Of Wax'.

History has 'History's Mysteries', 'Ancient Discoveries', 'Gangland', and 'Tougher In Alaska'.

IFC  -   
 [06:45 AM]   Camp
 [08:40 AM]   IFC News Special: 2008 Tribeca Film Festival
 [09:05 AM]   Roadside Prophets
 [10:45 AM]   In America
 [12:35 PM]   IFC Short Film Showcase
 [01:35 PM]   Camp
 [03:30 PM]   Roadside Prophets
 [05:10 PM]   In America
 [07:00 PM]   The Castle
 [08:30 PM]   Basilisk #19
 [09:00 PM]   Wonderland
 [10:50 PM]   IFC News Special
 [11:00 PM]   The Human Stain
 [12:55 AM]   IFC News: 2008, Uncut
 [01:00 AM]   Indie Sex: Teens
 [02:15 AM]   Sling Blade
 [04:40 AM]   The Castle     (ALL TIMES EST)

SciFi has the movie 'BloodRayne', followed by the movie 'BloodRayne II: Deliverance'.

Sundance  -   
 [06:00 AM]   Crapshoot: The Gamble With Our Wastes
 [07:00 AM]   The Favor (2006)
 [09:00 AM]   Episode 3: That Way Madness Lies
 [10:00 AM]   New York Doll
 [11:30 AM]   The Puffy Chair
 [01:00 PM]   The Hero
 [02:45 PM]   Reach the Rock
 [04:45 PM]   Alice et Martin
 [07:00 PM]   The Favor (2006)
 [09:00 PM]   Episode 1
 [10:00 PM]   Paul Simon, Corinne Bailey Rae & Primal Scream
 [11:00 PM]   Robert Redford on Paul Newman
 [12:00 AM]   Episode 1
 [01:00 AM]   Episode 3: That Way Madness Lies
 [02:00 AM]   Episode 1
 [03:00 AM]   Mario Batali on Michael Stipe
 [04:00 AM]   Episode 1
 [05:00 AM]   K     (ALL TIMES EST)

TCM salutes Joseph Cotten, who was born on this day in 1905.
 [6:45 AM]      Dirty Dingus Magee (1970)
 [8:30 AM]      Citizen Kane (1941)
 [10:45 AM]      Journey Into Fear (1942)
 [12:00 PM]      Shadow of a Doubt (1943)
 [2:00 PM]      Duel In The Sun (1946)
 [4:30 PM]      The Farmer's Daughter (1947)
 [6:15 PM]      Portrait of Jennie (1948)

 [8:00 PM]      Lonely Are The Brave (1962)
 [10:00 PM]      Hour Of The Gun (1967)
 [12:00 AM]      Capricorn One (1978)
 [2:15 AM]      The Boys From Brazil (1978)
 [4:30 AM]      The Wind And The Lion (1975)    (ALL TIMES EST)


Friday  -  05/16/08

TCM:
 [6:45 AM]      Adventures of Kitty O'Day (1944)
 [8:00 AM]      She Played With Fire (1957)
 [10:00 AM]      Deep Valley (1947)
 [12:00 PM]      Fort Apache (1948)
 [2:30 PM]      The Rounders (1965)
 [4:00 PM]      Welcome To Hard Times (1967)
 [6:00 PM]      Yours, Mine And Ours (1968)
 [8:00 PM]      Edge of the City (1957)
 [9:30 PM]      Lilies of the Field (1963)
 [11:15 PM]      The Defiant Ones (1958)
 [1:00 AM]      Private Screenings: Tony Curtis (1999)
 [2:00 AM]      Count Yorga, Vampire (1970)
 [3:45 AM]      The Fearless Vampire Killers (1967)    [AKA: 'Dance of the Vampires']    (ALL TIMES EST)



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Laura Dern arrives during the premiere of "Recount" with her husband Ben Harper at the Museum of Modern Art in New York City, May 13, 2008.
Photo by Joshua Lott
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Carter, Connick & Habitat For Humanity

Upper 9th Ward

As former President Jimmy Carter nailed down the front porch of a home under construction Wednesday, singer Harry Connick Jr. gave an update on the progress being made in the Upper 9th Ward, an area slow to recover from Hurricane Katrina.

The two are supporters of Habitat for Humanity, and both expressed their excitement about the organization's construction of houses in this section of the city, where block after block of flooded-out homes still sit vacant on lots with overgrown grass.

Seven homes were being built on the street Wednesday by hundreds of volunteers through Habitat as part of a building blitz Carter is leading this week along the Gulf Coast. In all, more than 250 houses will be built - many through the end of the year - in Louisiana, Mississippi, Alabama and Texas.

The homes being built in New Orleans on Wednesday were just blocks from the core site of the Musicians Village, the cluster of homes Connick and fellow New Orleans musician Branford Marsalis built through Habitat after the storm. The village provides affordable housing for musicians and others who lost their homes in Katrina's flooding.

Upper 9th Ward

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Singer Richie Havens performs at the opening ceremony at the 61st Cannes Film Festival May 14, 2008.
Photo by Vincent Kessler
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Pledges Aid For Burma

Not On Our Watch

Hollywood stars including George Clooney and Brad Pitt have pledged 500,000 dollars (324,000 euros, 258,000 pounds) to help children affected by Myanmar's cyclone Nargis, a British charity said Wednesday.

Not On Our Watch, a non-profit organization founded by actors including Pitt, Clooney, Don Cheadle and Matt Damon have given half that sum to Save the Children and pledged to match a further 250,000 dollars donated by the charity.

The British-based charity said it had already reached over 100,000 people since the cyclone struck last weekend. "This money will help us continue to reach as many people as possible," said Lovett.

Alex Wagner, head of Not On Our Watch, added: "Save the Children has proven itself as a strong partner...delivering aid and life-saving relief to millions of children and families affected by humanitarian crises around the globe."

Not On Our Watch

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Cultural Treasures Announced

National Recording Registry

Twenty-five selections were added to the National Recording Registry on Wednesday, part of the Library of Congress's attempt to save America's aural history by archiving recordings deemed "culturally, historically or aesthetically significant."

The inductees range from Michael Jackson's 1982 all-time-bestseller "Thriller" and jazz artist Herbie Hancock's 1973 fusion smash "Headhunters" to the 1977 record of Earth sounds that flew aboard the spacecraft Voyager in the event alien life forms encountered the craft. Other recordings added to the registry include works by Roy Orbison, Charlie Parker, Duke Ellington, Kitty Wells and Smokey Robinson and the Miracles.

A collection of Navajo songs, Harry Truman's 1948 Democratic National Convention speech, radio broadcasts from Ronald Reagan before he became president, and the original cast recording of "My Fair Lady" also made the cut, as did broadcasts of New York Mayor Fiorello LaGuardia reading comics to children during a 1945 newspaper delivery strike.

The Library of Congress chooses 25 recordings each year to add to its registry and preserve. Nominations come from a Library of Congress preservation board and online suggestions from the public. The selections for 2007 bring the registry's total to 250.

National Recording Registry

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In The Kitchen With BartCop & Friends

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Scores Career First With No. 1 Album

Neil Diamond

With "Home Before Dark," Neil Diamond has landed his first chart-topping album. The Columbia release, debuting at No. 1 on the Billboard 200, got a big plug when Diamond appeared recently on "American Idol," bolstering its 146,000 first-week U.S. sales, according to Nielsen SoundScan.

The Rick Rubin-produced "Home" is Diamond's biggest debut sales week since SoundScan began tracking in 1991. He first appeared on Billboard's charts in 1966 with "The Feel of Neil Diamond"; the closest he got to No. 1 was with the 1973 soundtrack to "Jonathan Livingston Seagull," which reached No. 2.

Totaling 8.12 million units, album sales this week are up 6.9 percent from the previous week's sum and down 4.6 percent from the comparable year-earlier week.

Neil Diamond

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Cellist Yo-Yo Ma, right, greets Honda's ASIMO robot after it conducted the Detroit Symphony Orchestra as it performed 'Impossible Dream' during a concert in Detroit, Tuesday, May 13, 2008. Honda Motor Co. designed ASIMO, which stands for Advanced Step in Innovative Mobility. ASIMO can run, walk on uneven slopes and respond to simple voice commands, but Honda says this is the first time ASIMO has ever conducted an orchestra. ASIMO can't respond to the players, but mimicked the actions of a conductor who was videotaped beforehand.
Photo by Paul Sancya
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Howard Stern Upsets

Dolly Parton

Country music star Dolly Parton has hit back against Howard Stern's satellite radio show, which last week manipulated recordings from one of her audio books into seemingly racist and sexually graphic sound bites.

"I have never been so shocked, hurt and humiliated in all my life," Parton said in a statement on Wednesday. "I cannot believe what Howard Stern has done to me. In a blue million years, I would never have such vulgar things come out of my mouth. They have done editing or some sort of trickery to make this horrible, horrible thing. Please accept my apology for them and certainly know I had nothing to do with this."

She concluded: "If there was ever going to be a lawsuit, it's going to be over this. Just wanted you to know that I am completely devastated by this."

Dolly Parton

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I'm Pissed
(formerly 'The Vidiot')

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On-Air Gaffe

Sue Simmons

A longtime New York TV anchor apologized to viewers Monday night after swearing during a live news promo on the NBC owned-and-operated station.

Sue Simmons, who has been working at WNBC since 1980, uttered the expletive during a news tease at about 10:25 p.m. She had been doing a tease about the cost of groceries when, off camera, she yelled, "What the f--- are you doing?"

Simmons and her on-air partner, Chuck Scarborough, didn't immediately address the issue in the 11 p.m. newscast, but Simmons later apologized.

The target of and reason for the expletive was unclear.

Sue Simmons

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In this photo provided by the Las Vegas News Bureau, the Fremont Street Experience and several Las Vegas resorts post a special marquee message at midnight to commemorate the release of the United States Postal Service Frank Sinatra commemorative stamp on the 10th anniversary of the legendary singer and actor's death. Wednesday, May 14, 2008.
Photo by Bob Brye
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Leads Cannes Revolt

Sean Penn

US actor and director Sean Penn lit up and led a minor revolt at the Cannes film festival against France's draconian new anti-smoking laws.

Penn, the head of the jury that will pick the best films, pulled out a cigarette and puffed on it at a press conference with fellow jury members, in defiance of laws in place since January that ban smoking in public enclosed spaces.

He only took a couple of drags before putting it aside and getting back to answering reporters' questions.

But jury member Marjane Satrapi, an Iranian director clearly inspired by her colleague's defiance, then asked to much laughter if anyone minded if she smoked "for medical reasons."

She then lit a cigarette, with Penn and French actress Jeanne Balibar quickly following suit.

Sean Penn

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Ten Commandments Auction

Charlton Heston

A pair of faux granite tablets that Charlton Heston cradled in the 1956 biblical epic "The Ten Commandments" is expected to fetch as much as $60,000, said Marc Kruskol, a publicist for the auction Profiles in History. It is the fourth set of tablets that remains from the film that featured Heston as Moses.

The five-piece costume Heston wore in 1959's "Ben-Hur" - the film that won him a best actor Oscar - is also among the 1,000-plus pieces of Hollywood memorabilia the auction is selling this summer. The central piece is the dark green kaftan worn by Heston's Judah Ben-Hur in the scene when he hears Jesus give a sermon.

Heston died April 5 at his Beverly Hills, Calif., home at the age of 84.

Charlton Heston

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Returns To A&E

Duane "Dog" Chapman

Bounty hunter Duane "Dog" Chapman's cable TV show will soon be back on the air.

Filming has begun on the fifth season, according to executives with A&E, the cable network that broadcast "Dog the Bounty Hunter. Reruns of the show will start June 25, with new episodes coming a few weeks later.

A&E spokesman Michael Feeney says Chapman isn't a racist, and that network executives felt he deserves a second chance after working on redeeming himself over the last few months.

Duane "Dog" Chapman

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This photo released by Bonhams shows Rick Griffin's 1990 acrylic on canvas 'Greatful Dead - 'Without A Net' 1990 European Tour. ' A collection of original art by noted psychedelic artists, depicting some of the biggest names in rock 'n' roll, fetched about $795,000 at an auction Wednesday May 14, 2008. The auction's top seller, the acrylic on canvas, by Griffin, for the Grateful Dead's 'Without a Net' tour poster - sold for $114,000, said Bonhams spokesman Levi Morgan. It had been expected to bring a price of $125,000 to $175,000.
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Not Bitter

John Cleese

John Cleese said his third divorce "will be worth every penny" after he was ordered to pay his ex-wife 75,000 a month in maintenance.

The Monty Python star separated from his psychotherapist wife Alyce Faye Eichelberger four months ago after 15 years of marriage.

A judge in California's Santa Barbara Superior Court ordered Cleese to pay 75,000 in a temporary arrangement until their divorce settlement is complete.

The 68-year-old comedian, who was brought into court in a wheelchair after undergoing a knee operation this week, also joked that he had sent his wife's divorce claims to his former Monty Python colleagues and suggested they could find enough humour in them for a reality television programme.

John Cleese

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Electronics Loving

'Crazy Rasberry Ants'

In what sounds like a really low-budget horror film, voracious swarming ants that apparently arrived in Texas aboard a cargo ship are invading homes and yards across the Houston area, shorting out electrical boxes and messing up computers.

The hairy, reddish-brown creatures are known as "crazy rasberry ants" - crazy, because they wander erratically instead of marching in regimented lines, and "rasberry" after Tom Rasberry, an exterminator who did battle against them early on.

The ants - formally known as "paratrenicha species near pubens" - have spread to five Houston-area counties since they were first spotted in Texas in 2002.

They, like some other species of ants, are attracted to electrical equipment, for reasons that are not well understood by scientists.

'Crazy Rasberry Ants'

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On Rare Display

Dead Sea Scroll

One of the most important Dead Sea scrolls is going on display in Jerusalem this week - more than four decades after it was last seen by the public. The 24-foot scroll with the text of the Bible's Book of Isaiah had been in a dark, temperature-controlled room at the Israel Museum since 1967. It went on display two years earlier, but curators replaced it with a facsimile after noticing new cracks in the calfskin parchment.

The museum decided to put the scroll back on show for three months as part of Israel's 60th anniversary celebrations.

The priceless manuscript, written by a Judean scribe around 120 B.C., was in a long glass case Tuesday, its neat rows of Hebrew letters distinct and legible. Resident Bush, visiting Israel this week for the anniversary celebration, will be one of the first to view it.

The Isaiah manuscript was the only complete biblical book discovered among the Dead Sea scrolls, one of the great archaeological finds of the 20th century. The ancient documents, which include fragments of the books of the Old Testament and treatises on communal living and apocalyptic war, have shed important light on Judaism and the origins of Christianity.

Dead Sea Scroll

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A Chopard representative displays the Palme d'Or as the 61st Cannes Film Festival starts, May 14, 2008. Twenty-two films are competing for the prestigious Palme d'Or which will be awarded on May 25.
Photo by Christian Hartmann
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Jet-Powered Wing

Yves Rossy

A Swiss pilot strapped on a jet-powered wing and leaped from a plane Wednesday for the first public demonstration of the homemade device, turning figure eights and soaring high above the Alps.

Yves Rossy's performance in front of the world press capped five years of training and many more years of dreaming.

Rossy, 48, had stepped out of the Swiss-built Pilatus Porter aircraft at 7,500 feet and unfolded the rigid eight-foot wings strapped to his back before jumping.

Passing from free fall to a gentle glide, Rossy then triggered four jet turbines and accelerated to 186 miles per hour, about 65 miles per hour faster than the typical falling skydiver. A plane that flew at some distance beside him measured his speed.

Yves Rossy

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Divers Find Bust

Caesar

Divers trained in archaeology discovered a marble bust of an aging Caesar in the Rhone River that France's Culture Ministry said Tuesday could be the oldest known.

The life-sized bust showing the Roman ruler with wrinkles and hollows in his face is tentatively dated to 46 B.C. Divers uncovered the Caesar bust and a collection of other finds in the Rhone near the town of Arles - founded by Caesar.

Among other items in the treasure trove of ancient objects is a 5.9 foot marble statue of Neptune, dated to the first decade of the third century after Christ.

Two smaller statues, both in bronze and measuring 27.5 inches each also were found, one of them, a satyr with his hands tied behind his back, "doubtless" originated in Hellenic Greece, the ministry said.

Caesar

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UK Opens Archives

UFOs

Aliens from outer space have been visiting Britain for years and UFO sightings doubled after the film Close Encounters was released in 1977, according to secret files collating reports by members of the public.

The alien craft come in all shapes, sizes and colours but their occupants are uniformly green, the Ministry of Defence files show.

The archives (www.nationalarchives.gov.uk/ufos) are the first batch of a four-year release programme of all the ministry's UFO files from 1978 to the present day.

The ministry dismisses 90 percent of the reports as having mundane explanations and leave 10 percent with a question mark and the assurance they are no defence threat.

UFOs

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The two Syrian brown bear cubs Takis (L) and Arko play during their first open air walk at the zoo in Goldau, central Switzerland May 14, 2008. The two male cubs were born in the zoo on January 26, 2008.
Photo by Michael Buholzer
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