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Terry Eagleton: The Slow Death of the University (Chronicle Review)
Having waxed lyrical about his gleaming new business school and state-of-the-art institute for management studies, the president paused to permit me a few words of fulsome praise. I remarked instead that there seemed to be no critical studies of any kind on his campus. He looked at me bemusedly, as though I had asked him how many Ph.D.'s in pole dancing they awarded each year, and replied rather stiffly "Your comment will be noted."
David Christopher Bell: 4 Crappy Side Effects Of Streaming TV Nobody Saw Coming (Cracked)
Streaming services are undoubtedly the future of entertainment.
C.K. Bond: 5 Baffling Dick Moves That Won Actual Lawsuits (Cracked)
In movies, a shady lawyer will not only get his murderous client off scot-free -- he'll win them an obscene settlement because the victim utterly ruined the murderer's favorite knife with her viscera.
Mark Morford: How to waste a million dollars in 10 seconds - with Ted Cruz! (SF Gate)
I made $31 million in a week! Ask me how! (Hint: Surprising numbers of rich people are not very bright.)
Mark Morford: Why so depressing, Batman and Superman? (SF Gate)
Rain pours over the city. Color has, apparently, been banned from the planet. Sunlight? Forget it.
Mark Morford: "420 in the City: Totally stoned and extraordinarily miserable" (SF Gate)
In clusters and clumps they came, loose, sloppy gaggles and assorted frayed knots of late teens and 20-somethings, all stumbling, lurching, plodding down the various SF streets leading away from Golden Gate Park on the fine, hazy pseudo-holiday known as 420 (AKA April 20, AKA the Day of Pot, AKA the day to get really extra stoned, because legal! Sort of! Or whatever!)
Billy Bean: "MLB Inclusion Ambassador Billy Bean: Jackie Robinson's Lesson for Baseball Today" (Time)
I never thought I would ever be anything more than an anecdote to the sport. As a closeted player, I was consumed with fear that my fellow players would find out about me. I was living a completely secretive life.
Wonga: does the loss-making payday lender need a loan? (Guardian)
Call it karma if you will, but Wonga has just announced a massive pre-tax loss. You may find it difficult to be sympathetic …
Meredith Woerner: Mission Impossible Movies Are Funny Again, And We've Seen The Proof (io9)
It really feels like Mission Impossible (which was always fairly funny) is stepping into its own and balancing action with fun. And that's just the way we like this franchise.
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From The Creator of 'Avery Ant'
from Marc Perkel
BartCop
Hello Bartcop fans,
As you all know the untimely passing of Terry was unexpected, even by
him. We all knew he had cancer but we all thought he had some years
left. So some of us who have worked closely with him over the years are
scrambling around trying to figure out what to do. My job, among other
things, is to establish communications with the Bartcop community and
provide email lists and groups for those who might put something
together. Those who want to play an active roll in something coming from
this, or if you are one of Bart's pillars, should send an email to
active@bartcop.com.
Bart's final wish was to pay off the house mortgage for Mrs. Bart who is
overwhelmed and so very grateful for the support she has received.
Anyone wanting to make a donation can click on this the yellow donate
button on bartcop.com
But - I need you all to help keep this going. This note
isn't going to directly reach all of Bart's fans. So if you can repost
it on blogs and discussion boards so people can sign up then when we
figure out what's next we can let more people know. This list is just
over 600 but like to get it up to at least 10,000 pretty quick. So
here's the signup link for this email list.
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Marc Perkel
Selected Readings
from that Mad Cat, JD
In The Chaos Household
Last Night
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Fresh 'bug' pictures!
Money Talks
Kochs
Ultra-conservatives Charles and David Koch could spend $300 million on the 2016 US election, as they favor five Republican candidates that align with the billionaire brothers' political philosophy, one of them said.
The brothers, head of the privately-held Koch Industries conglomerate, have involved themselves in American politics for years, funneling millions to conservative candidates up and down the ballot.
But in an interview with USA Today published late Tuesday, Charles Koch laid out his massive network's political plans in the race to succeed President Barack Obama.
He pointed to five Republican White House hopefuls that the Kochs could help finance: Former Florida governor Jeb Bush, Wisconsin Governor Scott Walker, and Senators Ted Cruz, Rand Paul and Marco Rubio.
Kochs
French Vatican Envoy
Laurent Stefanini
Pope Francis has held a private meeting with France's nominee as ambassador to the Holy See, the French government said on Wednesday in the latest twist in a months-long stand-off over the Vatican's failure to confirm his posting.
Paris nominated the government's head of protocol, Laurent Stefanini, for the post on Jan. 5 but has still not heard back from the Vatican - a delay that French and Italian media have said is due to his homosexuality.
Neither the nominee nor the French government have made an official statement on his sexuality, the Foreign Ministry saying only his private life should be respected.
The Vatican has declined to comment on the matter, saying that an appointment is confirmed when the name is published in the official bulletin of the Holy See. It is extremely rare for the Pope to get directly involved the naming of ambassadors.
Laurent Stefanini
Disbanded After 60 Years
Disneyland Band
The Disneyland Band has been an institution at the Anaheim theme park since it opened in 1955. But on March 31, musicians were served an "end of run" notice, as "reimagining" will add a new sound and high-energy choreography. Longtime members of the 16-person group -- one has been in it for 44 years -- were invited to reaudition at dancing and acting tryouts.
"Some members are trying to put their kids through college," says a source. "It is wrong to ask these beloved seasoned professionals to audition for the band they are already in," adds Orange County Musicians' Association president Robert F. Sanders. (Musicians who don't make the new band will be integrated into other smaller bands in the park.)
To add insult to injury, the band's final performance will be July 16, one day before the park's 60th-anniversary celebration.
Disneyland Band
Discovered in Greek Texts
Ancient Hangover Cure
Hiding a hangover in ancient Egypt would've taken some work. Rather than popping an ibuprofen for a pounding drunken headache, people in Egypt may have worn a leafy necklace.
That's according to a newly translated and published papyrus written in Greek with the recipe for a "drunken headache" cure. The alcohol victim would have strung together leaves from a shrub called Alexandrian chamaedaphne (Ruscus racemosus L.), possibly wearing the strand around the neck, the text revealed.
Though people in the ancient world believed Alexandrian chamaedaphne could ease a headache, whether the cure really worked, let alone on a drunken headache, is unknown.
The 1,900-year-old papyrus containing the hangover treatment is one of over 500,000 such documents found in the ancient Egyptian town of Oxyrhynchus by researchers Bernard Grenfell and Arthur Hunt about a century ago.
The study and publication of so many papyri is a long and slow task that has been going on for a century. Recently, volume 80 was published, containing studies and decipherments of about 30 medical papyri found at Oxyrhynchus, including the papyrus with the hangover treatment.
Ancient Hangover Cure
Major Field Study
Bees
A common type of pesticide is dramatically harming wild bees, according to a new in-the-field study that outside experts say may help shift the way the U.S. government looks at a controversial class of chemicals.
But in the study published by the journal Nature on Wednesday, honeybees - which get trucked from place to place to pollinate major crops like almonds- didn't show the significant ill effects that wild cousins like bumblebees did. This is a finding some experts found surprising. A second study published in the same journal showed that in lab tests bees are not repelled by the pesticides and in fact may even prefer pesticide coated crops, making the problem worse.
Bees of all kinds - crucial to pollinating plants, including major agricultural crops - have been in decline for several reasons. Pesticide problems are just one of many problems facing pollinators; this is separate from colony collapse disorder, which devastated honeybee populations in recent years but is now abating, experts said.
Exposure to neonicotinoid insecticides reduced the density of wild bees, resulted in less reproduction, and colonies that didn't grow when compared to bees not exposed to the pesticide, the study found.
Scientists in Sweden were able to conduct a study that was in the wild, but still had the in-the-lab qualities of having control groups that researchers covet. They used 16 patches of landscape, eight where canola seeds were coated with the pesticide and eight were they weren't and compared the two areas.
Bees
'Caveman' Diet
Jebbie
Jeb Bush (R-The 'Smart' One) is eating like a caveman, and he has literally shrunk in size.
The former Florida governor, expected to seek the Republican presidential nomination in 2016, is on the popular Paleo diet, which is based on what are believed to be the eating habits of the Paleolithic hunters and gatherers.
For Paleo practitioners, lean meat and fruits and vegetables are in and processed foods, dairy products and sugary delights are out.
His son George P. Bush, the newly elected Texas land commissioner, talked Jeb and Jeb Bush Jr. into trying it, a source close to Bush said.
Jebbie
Rogue Workers
Bourbon
A bourbon theft ring targeting the Buffalo Trace and Wild Turkey distilleries operated for years as a lucrative business, involving tens of thousands of dollars in whiskey, and the scheme began to unravel only when stolen barrels were discovered behind a shed, officials said.
The man accused of leading the ring was a rogue distillery employee - Gilbert "Toby" Curtsinger - who wore shirts promoting Buffalo Trace as he delivered the purloined barrels covered by a tarp in a pickup truck, according to authorities.
Curtsinger was among nine people indicted Tuesday on charges of spiriting away large volumes of whiskey, by the bottle and the barrel since 2008.
Curtsinger often relied on go-betweens to find customers, and some middle men are among the people under indictment, Farmer said. The group often made connections through softball tournaments, he said.
Bourbon
Snub To Moscow
Ukraine
Ukraine, in a break with tradition that is certain to rile Moscow, is ditching the Soviet name for World War Two and aims to adopt the poppy, a mainly British wartime symbol, to mark the 70th anniversary of the victory over Nazi Germany.
The moves, signaled by Prime Minister Arseny Yatseniuk on Wednesday, marked an attempt by Kiev to distance itself from Moscow's Soviet-style celebrations, planned for May 9, as the conflict with Russian-backed separatists in eastern Ukraine drags on.
In another break with the Soviet past, Kiev will align its calendar with that of its European allies by adding for the first time May 8 - known in the West as Victory in Europe Day - as a national holiday.
A decree signed by President Petro Poroshenko fixed May 8 as a day for reconciliation between those Ukrainians who fought only the Nazis with those who, after the war, went on to fight Soviet rule also.
Ukraine
Dome of the Rock
Jerusalem
It began as a routine remodeling project: Muslim authorities replacing an old carpet worn thin by masses of worshippers at the Dome of the Rock, the iconic, gold-topped shrine that overlooks the Old City of Jerusalem.
But there is no such thing as routine remodeling when it comes to the most contested piece of real estate in Jerusalem, where the presence of a mere screwdriver can threaten to ignite religious tensions.
The carpet has sparked a verbal holy war over the hilltop compound, which is revered by Jews and Muslims whose competing claims often spill over into violence.
Israeli archaeological authorities say the repairs were carried out behind their backs, and an Israeli government minister urged an immediate halt to the work, claiming it might cause irreparable damage. Frustrated Israeli researchers say previously undocumented ancient floor designs were discovered when the old carpets were peeled off, but they didn't get a chance to document the designs before workmen covered them up with the new carpet.
Jerusalem
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