'Best of TBH Politoons'
Recommended Reading
from Bruce
John Bloom: Muslim Girls Gone Wild (joebobbriggs.com)
So I'm reading this old Christianity Today article about discrimination against Christian women in India, and suddenly I notice the picture: they're all wearing headscarves. All the Christian women in India (at least in the picture selected by Christianity Today) are wearing headscarves.
FROMA HARROP: New Media, Old-Fashioned Greed (creators.com)
Paying bloggers is "not our financial model," The Huffington Post's co-founder Ken Lerer told USA Today. What a profitable business that must be.
FROMA HARROP: "Obama: The Audacity of Hype" (creators.com)
Barack Obama stands on stage with Oprah Winfrey and says he's in the race because of what Martin Luther King Jr. called "the fierce urgency of now." Does the Illinois senator's candidacy really mark a major advance for civil rights?
Paul Krugman: After the Money's Gone (nytimes.com)
Anyone who expects the Federal Reserve or anyone else to come up with a plan that makes the current financial crisis just go away will be sorely disappointed.
JOEL STEIN: O.C.'s water is No. 1 (latimes.com)
Getting a taste of Orange County's toilet-to-tap program.
Mark Morford: 47 gifts for savvy perverts (sfgate.com)
Need something a bit more, you know, sexy and subversive this holiday? Here you go
SUSAN ESTRICH: Early Answers (creators.com)
This is early decision week. If you don't know what that is, then you're not the parent or aunt or uncle or cousin or friend of anyone who's a senior in high school and waiting on pins and needles to find out whether they've been accepted at their first-choice college. But maybe you were once, or will be someday.
Tom DANEHY: Snapshots from a night of women's college basketball (tucsonweekly.com)
During basketball season, when I'm not coaching, I like to do that busman's holiday thing and go watch other basketball teams play. I'd probably enjoy doing it all year 'round, but for the most part, they only have basketball games during basketball season. It's just funny that way.
Scott Foundas: That old 'last man on earth' setup? It really works (villagevoice.com)
There are two momentous performances in I Am Legend. One is by the movie's star, Will Smith. The other is by the movie's visual effects--not the ones that bring to life a nocturnal army of shrieking, carnivorous beasties, but rather the ones that render a near-future New York City that has been "ground zero" for a different kind of terror attack--Mother Nature's.
Michael Merschel: "'Onion' writers offend equally: Funny thing, 'Our Dumb World' just got a little smarter" (The Dallas Morning News; Posted on Popmatters.com)
How do they get away with it? Few humorists would attempt to mine comedy gold in an atlas. Fewer still could pull it off. And nobody but the team at The Onion would even dare describe the nations of the world with lines like: "England: Surging ahead to the 19th century."
Oliver Burkeman: Jade and the playboy prince (guardian.co.uk)
Jade and the playboy prince: the words 'odd couple' don't come close | Nicole and Russell top the bad-value list | Christmas: as dull for celebs as for plebs.
Contributor Comment
Miley/Hannah
Reader Comment
Michigan Primary
It's a month before the Presidential Primary here in Michigan and Mitt
Romney's ads are up and running on the local TV Stations.
The "Weird Thing" about them is that they are all (so far) detailed attacks
on Hillary Clinton! I can't figure it out. It would seem that somebody
running in a primary election, if in attack mode, would be after the other
members running against them and not after someone not even in their
political party. The "Swift Boating" happens after the candidates are
chosen.
This is different than any primary here that I can remember... live and
learn.
Pete
Thanks, Pete!
Reader Comment
Lutefisk
Hi Marty,
Yust wanted to share vat Norwegians do to punish
themselves!
Teacher Ed
St Olaf College Class of 74
Reader Review
"I Am Legend"
I've read "I Am Legend", I've seen "Omega Man" multiple times, I've seen Vincent Price's "Last Man on Earth" and I've also read a beefy but different screenplay for "I am Legend" about 3 years ago.
Last night I saw "I Am Legend" with Will Smith. I enjoyed it, but I was also disapointed. The filmakers took some of the best elements from all of the previous efforts and put them on the screen. But the movie is disjointed.
The first half is really good, but the last half seems like they phoned it in. They took the heart of Richard Matheson's story and made it the first half of the movie. The story about Robert Neville's stark lonliness and his relationship with a mere dog.
In the book that relationship was really heartbreaking and made you want to cry. The screenplay and this movie wrote it differently, but it is essentially the same. The storyline for the plague was taken from the screenplay and more could have done with that. The plague ridden humans do not have vampirism but a form of survivable rabies that turns them canabalistic. I'll accept that.
One thing that I was pleasently surprised with in the movie was that Will Smith was not doing his usual schtick. As a matter of fact he seemed to be the only one doing an earnest part at doing his job. My problem is with the writing. Like I said the first half is good, then the thing just kind of falls flat.
One thing that is common in all of the previous efforts is the betrayal of Robert Neville by a woman. I was kind of expecting that but it didn't happen. I am sorry, I don't want to give away too much of the story. They deviated from previous efforts in other key ways, but I would like people to see the movie and make up their own minds.
Overall, yes a good movie, but lacking. And ya know what Marty? Fer once I would like the $#*&@^# screenwriters to stick with original intent of the original #&!@* author! Enjoy the holidays my friend.
David Lindsay
Thanks, David!
Reader Comment
Re: Do ducks have ears?
Hey, Marty... The answer is YEAH, but according to yer California cows, they just don't listen! Oom, go the ducks, as they meditate, but yer cows say it's Moo, instead... It's frickin' hilarious, the commercial I just saw for the first time tonight (watching the Two Towers on TNT) about Cali dairy products being foisted upon us up here in the Great White North (winter storm warning posted - 8-12 inches, blizzard conditions later tonight and tomorrow). Would that be 'brisk' in yer parts? I'm just askin'... Anyway, Cali has gots lots of nerve advertising dairy stuff up here in the land of a bunch of Cheesehead Packer fans, I'm tellin' ya...
Bye the Bye, how's yer Dear Old Dad? I have always enjoyed reading about him and the Babe...
That's it for now. The damn elves have shown up at Helms Deep and the battle is about to begin. F--- a bunch of orcs!.... Later...
BadtotheboneBob
Thanks, B2TBBob!
Cows don't listen & sheep lie. Heh.
Last Sunday Dear Old Dad gave me a BIG lecture on not to send anything for Christmas - then today there was a big box in the mail from them.
Guess I didn't need to feel so guilty standing in line at the post office Friday.
Selected Readings
from that Mad Cat, JD
In The Chaos Household
Last Night
Mostly sunny, and a bit warmer.
Propose Independent Negotiations
Writers
Faced with the indefinite suspension of negotiations, the union representing striking Hollywood writers told its members Saturday it would try to deal directly with Hollywood studios and production companies, bypassing the umbrella organization that has been representing them.
The news was welcomed by the company that produces David Letterman's "Late Show," which said it hoped to broker a deal that would put the talk show host and his writers back to work.
Talks broke off Dec. 7 after the Alliance of Motion Picture and Television Producers, which represents the studios, insisted it would not bargain further unless the Writers Guild of America dropped proposals that included the authority to unionize writers on reality shows and animation projects.
Writers
Plans Iran Concert
Chris de Burgh
Iranian authorities have approved a plan for concerts by an Iranian pop group and singer Chris de Burgh in Tehran, the group's manager said on Saturday.
The concerts, set for the middle of next year, would be the first time since the 1979 revolution that an Iranian pop band had played alongside a Western singer inside the Islamic Republic, Arian's manager Mohsen Rajabpour said.
Rajabpour, director of Taraneh Sharghi music company, said Arian and de Burgh had recorded a song called "A Melody for Peace" which he said was intended "to reflect the peace-seeking spirit of the Iranian people to the world."
The plan is to hold the concert at a 12,000-seat stadium complex in Tehran. De Burgh is expected to visit Iran early next year as a tourist for discussions on the project.
Chris de Burgh
Volunteers At NYC Soup Kitchen
Adrian Grenier
Adrian Grenier, who's usually busy either being a celebrity or playing one on TV, took a break to hang out in more humble surroundings and serve up some grub at a soup kitchen.
The native Brooklynite returned home Friday with his mother and uncle to volunteer at Neighbors Together Soup Kitchen in the Brownsville section of the borough.
"It's so important to give back during the holidays and throughout the year, and I wanted to do my part by helping people here in Brooklyn," the actor said in a statement. "It isn't right that millions of families suffer from hunger and worry about getting their next meal. We all need to help in whatever way we can."
Grenier, who plays Vince Chase on the HBO hit series "Entourage," was taking part in an effort by America's Second Harvest and Netflix Inc. to draw attention to food bank shortages.
Adrian Grenier
Papal Fashion Critic
Franco Zeffirelli
Franco Zeffirelli would like to make over what he called Pope Benedict XVI's "cold" image and his "showy" clothes, an Italian newspaper reported Saturday, saying the film, stage and opera director offered his services in an interview.
"Even his wardrobe needs to be revised," the 84-year-old Zeffirelli was quoted as saying. "These are not times of high-tailored church wear." Instead, his vestments should reflect "sobriety," the director said. "The papal vestments have been done over to be too sumptuous and showy."
John Paul II, often spontaneous and sometimes outdoorsy, had little use for fancy papal attire. But Benedict has taken to wearing some eye-stopping outfits in his public appearances, including a red velvet cape trimmed with ermine, a fur-trimmed stocking cap that some first mistook for a Santa Claus hat, and bright red Prada loafers.
"I know (Joseph) Ratzinger personally," the director said, using the German-born pope's name before he became pontiff. "He's very attentive to the importance of how the sacred is represented."
Hospital News
Alex Trebek
Who is back home in time for Christmas?
The answer is "Jeopardy!" host Alex Trebek, who was released from Cedars-Sinai Medical Center on Saturday, nearly a week after suffering a heart attack.
The game show host promised to return to the "Jeopardy!" studio on Jan. 14 to tape the program's "Teen Tournament," one of his favourite competitions. In the meantime, he said, enough episodes were taped before he was hospitalized that people who tune in over the holidays are still seeing new shows.
Trebek, who holds a philosophy degree from the University of Ottawa, was a TV and radio reporter for the CBC before moving to the United States. He became a U.S. citizen in 1998.
Alex Trebek
Must Dump Water From Two Reservoirs
Los Angeles
In the midst of a drought, Los Angeles officials announced Friday that 600 million gallons of water must be dumped from two reservoirs that supply a swath of the city because an unexpected chemical reaction rendered it undrinkable.
Silver Lake and Elysian reservoirs registered elevated levels of the suspected carcinogen bromate between June and October, the result of an unusual combination of intense sunlight, bromide naturally present in groundwater and chlorine used to kill bacteria.
Department of Water and Power officials said they removed the reservoirs from service within two days of learning about the problem in October and diverted wells that fed them. The reservoirs will be drained and cleaned early next year so they can be replenished for the high-demand summer season.
Los Angeles
MTV's Hit
Tila Tequila
One man and one woman still have "A Shot at Love with Tila Tequila" - and viewers are very interested. The zany reality show starring bisexual Internet celebrity Tila Tequila is among the top 15 cable shows and has become MTV's second most popular series, just behind Lauren Conrad and company on "The Hills," according to numbers from Nielsen Media Research.
In case you're one of the few people who hasn't seen or read a blog about "A Shot a Love," the gist of the dating show is this: a 26-year-old MySpace pinup searches for love "Bachelor"-style among 16 men and 16 women, who compete for alone time with her in over-the-top challenges - chocolate syrup wrestling, for example - and share one oversized bed. Then, at the end of each episode, she chirpily tells the non-eliminated contestants, "You still have a shot at love. Are you interested?" And they usually are.
In the finale (airing Dec. 18 at 10 p.m. EST), Tequila - whose real last name is Nguyen - will choose between Dani Campbell, a 29-year-old female firefighter from Fort Lauderdale, Fla., and Bobby Banhart, a 25-year-old male film student from Worchester, N.Y.
Tila Tequila
Procudtion Shuttered
Writers' Strike
Production on all but two of the last few scripted prime-time television shows shooting in Los Angeles ground to a halt on Friday as a crippling strike by Hollywood writers neared the end of its sixth week, an industry group said.
The cost of the strike in terms of lost TV production spending in Southern California alone has reached about $135 million a week, and idled some 10,000 crew members, according to FilmL.A. President Steve MacDonald.
Viewers, who have seen little change since the strike began, will soon be treated to an onslaught of reality shows and reruns broadcasters plan to use in place of scripted shows halted by the walkout.
That could lead to further ratings woes for the major networks, three of which have already been forced to compensate advertisers with extra commercial time due to a shortfall in viewership at the outset of the current season.
Writers' Strike
Ends Las Vegas Run
Celine Dion
Quebec diva Celine Dion is set to bring the curtain down on her lavish Las Vegas stage show Saturday night.
Dion has been performing her splashy "A New Day" extravaganza at Caesars Palace since March 2003. It was created by former Cirque du soleil artistic director Franco Dragone.
The singer launches a yearlong global tour in February, stopping in Africa, the Middle East, Asia, Australia, New Zealand, Europe and North America.
Celine Dion
Hollywood Memorabilia
Auction
A cyborg skeleton from "Terminator 2: Judgment Day" brought in nearly $500,000 on Friday in an auction of Hollywood memorabilia dominated by props and costumes from Arnold $chwarzenegger's shoot-em-up sci-fi franchise.
An armored drone went for $109,250, and a full-body Terminator model went for $74,750. Both items were from "Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines."
A full-scale tyrannosaurus rex head from "Jurassic Park" was the second priciest item of the day, bringing in $126,500.
Gentle, kindly Mary Poppins could hardly compete. Julie Andrews' signature gabardine coat from the 1964 film brought in a comparatively modest $63,250.
Auction
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