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Shopdropped Fake Magazines (Neatorama)
The artists/pranksters at TrustoCorp made three fake tabloid magazine covers and left them in store magazine racks throughout New York City. If not for the graphics, would you even know the difference?
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Joseph E. Stiglitz: The True Cost of 9/11 (Slate)
Trillions and trillions wasted on wars, a fiscal catastrophe, a weaker America.
HATE TAXES? 102 THINGS NOT TO DO
So, you're a Republican who hates taxes? Well, since you do not like taxes or government, please kindly do the following. 1. Do not use Medicare. 2. Do not use Social Security?3. Do not become a member of the US military, who are paid with tax dollars.
Sen. Michael Bennet: Bring Teachers' Pay Into This Century (Huffington Post)
When talented women had to choose between becoming teachers or nurses, we could convince them to teach "Julius Caesar'' for 30 years with a small salary that built toward a generous pension in retirement. Fortunately, women today can choose from an array of lucrative professions. But our system of teacher compensation has yet to evolve to reflect this choice.
Sadly, Vanessa Redgrave is another celebrity angel of death (Guardian)
What she has done for Dale Farm, Barbra Streisand did for John Kerry in 2004. And don't let's get started on Sharon Stone …
Susan Estrich: Say It Ain't So, Alec (Creators Syndicate)
The only thing worse than guys dating women half their age is women resorting to extreme measures - and I mean extreme - to try to look half of theirs. I'm not talking Botox. I'm not talking about getting rid of the bags. I'm talking multiple surgeries - lift the face, flatten the stomach, redo the breasts, even redo more personal parts. I kid you not, there is a doctor here in Los Angeles whose only specialty is rejuvenating vaginas. Yikes.
Paul Lester: Emeli Sandé and the women making darkside pop (Guardian)
Mainstream music has a new bleakness and female artists and songwriters are leading the way. How did it get so dark in here?
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Studios Fudge Numbers
Fuzzy Math
In Hollywood, there's the reported budget -- and then there's what a picture actually costs.
As confidential sales documents about Revolution Studios' library obtained by TheWrap demonstrate, studios often engage in fuzzy math about movie budgets.
It's an open secret that studios are less than honest about their financials, and the documents show that was definitely the case when it came to Revolution's 46 films.
From bombs like "Gigli" to hits like "Black Hawk Down," the studio could reliably be counted on to shave off between $10 to $20 million from the negative costs of its films.
In the case of "Gigli," a $75.6 million film became a $54 million one, limiting reports of the company's losses after the movie flopped. "Gigli" made a mere $7.7 million worldwide, meaning the studio's losses were actually on the order of $70 million.
Likewise, Revolution publicly stated that "Tears of the Sun" cost $75 million when the true cost of the Bruce Willis dud topped out at $100.5 million.
Fuzzy Math
Styled Hair With 'Product'
Egyptians
Ancient Egyptians might have been just as vain as humans today. They seem to have styled their hair with fat-based products to enhance their appearance and accentuate their individuality, new research suggests.
"Personal appearance was important to the ancient Egyptians so much so that in cases where the hair was styled, the embalming process was adapted to preserve the hairstyle," the researchers, based at the University of Manchester in the United Kingdom, write Aug. 16 in the Journal of Archaeological Science. "This further ensured that the deceased's individuality was retained in death, as it had been in life, and emphasizes the importance of the hair in ancient Egyptian society."
The researchers studied hair from 18 mummies (15 mummified in a desert cemetery called the Dakhleh Oasis and three from museum samples of unknown origin) who lived around 300 B.C. in ancient Egypt. By taking a close look at the hairs under a microscope, the researchers noticed that nine of these mummies had an unknown substance coating their hair.
Chemical analyses of the coating revealed it was made up of fatty acids from both plant and animal origins.
The mummies had all different kinds of hairstyles depending on age, sex and presumed social status. Researchers have previously discovered objects in Egyptian tombs that seem to be curing tongs, so they might have been used in conjunction with the hair product to curl the hair into place, the researchers speculate.
Egyptians
WWII Portraits Donated
'Counterfeiters'
A collection of rarely seen portraits of Jewish prisoners forced to work for the Nazis in a money-forging scheme fictionalized in the Oscar-winning film "The Counterfeiters" is being donated to Israel's Holocaust museum.
Heirs of the artist who created the 43 portraits formally hand over the works to Yad Vashem (yahd VAH'-shehm) at a ceremony Thursday in New York City.
The portraits are by Felix Cytrin, a Jewish engraver forced by the Nazis to help produce fake British pounds in a plot to destroy England's economy.
The portraits were created while Cytrin was imprisoned at a German concentration camp. They have been in his family's hands for decades.
'Counterfeiters'
Adult-Size Sandbox
Las Vegas Strip
Las Vegas has seen its share of heavy construction equipment as it bulldozed its way through one giant casino project after another. But with the recession having gutted the construction industry, excavators and bulldozers near the Strip are being put to use as toys for thrill-seeking visitors.
A business owner has created what amounts to a life-sized sandbox for adults who pay up to $750 each to push around dirt, rock and huge tires with the earth-moving construction equipment. All it takes is a 10-minute classroom lesson and guidance from trainers through headsets.
Ed Mumm said he started Dig This after renting and operating an excavator for himself for two days while building a house in Steamboat Springs, Colo. He quickly realized that toying with heavy construction equipment is a diversion that takes participants completely out of their everyday lives.
The play sandbox sits just across the freeway from the Las Vegas Strip, near remnants of an actual construction industry that nosedived in 2008 and hasn't recovered. Major projects, including the Fontainebleau Las Vegas and Boyd Gaming Corp.'s Echelon, were started and partially financed but never completed as the Great Recession walloped the gambling industry and made it clear that steady casino construction seen over the past 20 years was over.
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$4M In Perfume Lawsuit
Prince
A New York court says Prince should pay almost $4 million to a perfume company that claimed he hobbled its efforts to market a perfume named for one of his albums.
A court referee recommended a roughly $3.95 million award last week. The award would have to be confirmed by another judge.
Prince's lawyer hasn't responded to phone and email messages left Friday. He told the New York Law Journal the "Purple Rain" singer and songwriter would fight to keep the suggested award from being confirmed.
Revelations Perfume and Cosmetics Inc. says it licensed the Minneapolis musician's name and likeness and the album title "3121" to market its fragrance in 2006. The Huntingdon Valley, Pa.-based company says Prince broke promises to help promote the scent after its July 2007 launch.
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Show's Back On
Porn
An adult film performer who tested positive for HIV and caused the porn industry to shut down production as a precaution has been retested and the actor does not have the virus, a porn industry trade group said Saturday.
Production can now resume, said Free Speech Coalition executive director Diane Duke.
The actor, who was in Florida, had been slated to work on a shoot for Mofos.com, but production was halted last week when the test came back positive for HIV.
Production has been shut down since Monday in the San Fernando Valley's multi-billion dollar adult entertainment industry, which includes Hustler and Evil Angel's productions. The case was found at an out-of-state clinic that does not report to California health officials, Duke said.
Porn
Quake Risk Greater Than Thought
Nukes
The risk that an earthquake would cause a severe accident at a U.S. nuclear plant is greater than previously thought, 24 times as high in one case, according to an AP analysis of preliminary government data. The nation's nuclear regulator believes a quarter of America's reactors may need modifications to make them safer.
The threat came into sharp focus last week, when shaking from the largest earthquake to hit Virginia in 117 years appeared to exceed what the North Anna nuclear power plant northwest of Richmond was built to sustain.
The two North Anna reactors are among 27 in the eastern and central U.S. that a preliminary Nuclear Regulatory Commission review has said may need upgrades. That's because those plants are more likely to get hit with an earthquake larger than the one their design was based on. Just how many nuclear power plants are more vulnerable won't be determined until all operators recalculate their own seismic risk based on new assessments by geologists, something the agency plans to request later this year. The NRC on Thursday issued a draft of that request for public comment.
The review, launched well before the East Coast quake and the Japan nuclear disaster in March, marks the first complete update to seismic risk in years for the nation's 104 existing reactors, despite research showing greater hazards.
Nukes
Beans In Their Ears
Vatican't
The Vatican on Saturday vigorously rejected claims it sabotaged efforts by Irish bishops to report priests who sexually abused children to police and accused the Irish prime minister of making an "unfounded" attack against the Holy See.
Irish officials defended their claims that the Vatican exacerbated the abuse crisis and criticized the Holy See for offering an overly "legalistic" justification of its actions in dealing with priests who rape and molest children.
The Vatican issued a 24-page response to the Irish government following Prime Minister Enda Kenny's unprecedented July 20 denunciation of the Vatican's handling of abuse - a speech that cheered abuse-weary Irish Catholics but stunned the Vatican and prompted it to recall its ambassador.
Kenny's speech was inspired by the publication of a government-mandated independent report into the County Cork diocese of Cloyne in southwest Ireland, which found that the Vatican had undermined attempts by Irish bishops to protect children by suggesting that their policy requiring abuse to be reported to police might violate church law.
The Cloyne document was the fourth report since 2005 on the colossal scale of priestly sex abuse and cover-up in Ireland, a once staunchly Catholic country that has seen the church's influence wither in light of the scandal. But it was the first to squarely find the Vatican culpable in promoting the culture of secrecy and cover-up that kept abusers in ministry and able to prey on more children.
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Libya
The CIA worked closely with Moammar Gadhafi's intelligence services in the rendition of terror suspects to Libya for interrogation, according to documents seen Saturday by the AP, cooperation that could spark tensions between Washington and Libya's new rulers.
The CIA was among a number of foreign intelligence services that worked with Libya's agencies, according to documents found at a Libyan security agency building in Tripoli.
The discovery came as the Libyan rebels said they would surround pro-Gadhafi cities until the Sept. 10 deadline for their surrender.
Trying to "to avoid bloodshed and to avoid more destruction to public properties and national institutions, we have given an ultimatum of one week to the areas of Sirte, Bani Walid, Jufra and Sabha," the head of the rebels' National Transitional Council, Mustafa Abdul-Jalil, told reporters in Benghazi.
Libya
Sued For Defamation
National Enquirer
A Florida meter reader is coming to collect from the National Enquirer, and he's looking for a lot more than a few quarters.
Orange County, Fla., meter reader Roy Kronk, who found the remains of two-year-old homicide victim Caylee Anthony, is suing the tabloid and its parent company, American Media, for defamation, due to a story that the paper reported about Kronk in a December 7, 2009 report.
According to the suit -- filed Thursday in a Florida circuit court --the Enquirer's story was headlined "Casey Anthony Says Meter Reader Killed Caylee." The ensuing story repeated several claims, attributed to Casey Anthony's legal team, about Kronk's past, including that he had displayed "inappropriate behavior with young girls" and had used duct tape to hold his ex-wife against her will. The suit dismisses the paper's claims as "false and defamatory," and says that it has caused Kronk to suffer "loss of reputation, embarrassment, humiliation outrage."
Kronk is seeking damages "in excess of $15,000."
National Enquirer
Panties Puzzle
Ohio
Authorities in central Ohio are trying to solve a panties puzzle: why hundreds of pairs of mostly women's underwear were dumped along the side of a road.
Fairfield County Deputy Gary Hummel said Thursday the undergarments were found in trees and on hillsides in several spots this week on a road in Berne Township, about 30 miles southeast of Columbus.
He says some of the panties were still folded the way they'd come in packaging, while others appeared to have been worn. There were nearly 1,700 pairs in all, in a mix of colors and patterns. Hummel says when collected, they filled 10 large trash bags.
He says investigators are "baffled" as to where the panties came from.
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