BartCop Entertainment Archives - Sunday, 25 February, 2007

Sunday

25 February, 2007

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'Best of TBH Politoons'

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Thanks, again, Tim!

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'BUSH PRODUCTIONS' SET TO DOMINATE OSCARS, WITH TOP TEN MOVIES


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Oscar Picks

Purple Gene

Purple Gene's picks for who will win tonight at the Oscars! (these are not my favorites but my predictions)

Best Picture: "Babel"

Best Director: "Martin Scorsese"

Best Actor: "Forest Whitaker"

Best Actress: "Helen Mirren"

Best Supporting Actor: "Eddie Murphy"

Best Supporting Actress: "Jennifer Hudson"

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Oscar Picks

that Mad Cat, JD

OK! LET'S CUT TO THE CHASE!!!

Pan's Labyrinth - WAS THE BEST FILM OF THE YEAR, BUT THE ACADEMY IS TOO BUSY POUNDING ON THE HOLLYWOOD PUD. SO THE BEST FILM OF THE YEAR IN MY I-KNOW-EVERYTHING-ESTIMATION IS Little Miss Sunshine.

ABIGAIL BRESLIN IS MY PICK FOR BEST SUPPORTING ACTRESS. ALAN ARKIN IS MY PICK FOR BEST SUPPORTING ACTOR.

MY BEST ACTOR GOES TO RYAN GOSLING WHO KICKED SOME MAJOR BUTT IN Half Nelson.

BEST ACTRESS? I DON'T HAVE A PICK! THEY WERE ALL GREAT!!!

OK NOW FOR THE REAL HARD ONE! BEST DIRECTOR!!! TWO HOLLYWOOD WARRIORS FIGHT IT OUT. The Departed AND Letters From Iwo Jima.

SHIT, BOTH OF THESE FILMS ARE KILLER GOOD!!! BOTH OF THESE GUYS ARE THE BEST DIRECTION THAT HOLLYWOOD HAS TO OFFER. SORRY MARTIN, I HAVE TO GIVE IT CLINT. THIS ONE IS CLOSE BUT I HAVE TO GIVE IT CLINT! IT IS SUCH A PLEASURE TO WATCH THE WORK OF TWO MASTERS, BUT THIS YEAR I THINK CLINT WON THIS ROUND.

JD

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THIS FENCE NEEDS PAINTIN'

LET'S PUT SOMETHING PRETTY THERE

TOM SAWYER'S BOUQUET

zEN mAN
(remembering how young Tom got everyone to help whitewash the fence......because it looked like he was having FUN)

zEN mAN archives


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Recommended Reading

from Bruce

Barbara Ehrenreich: The Jet Blue Blues (AlterNet.org)
Let's face it, JetBlue and the rest of you: Anything more than three hours on the ground isn't an airline delay, it's a hostage situation.


Lou Dobbs: Will the Democrats save their souls? (cnn.com)
The battle for the soul of the Democratic Party is under way. And the outcome of this battle will likely not be determined by any one of the rising number of candidates for the party's 2008 presidential nomination, but rather by the Democratic leadership on Capitol Hill.


Maureen Dowd: A Cat Without Whiskers (The New York Times)
Mr. McCain listened with his eyes downcast, then looked the man in the eye, smiled and replied: "I'm probably going to get in trouble, but what's wrong with sucking up to everybody?" It was a flash of the old McCain, and the audience laughed.


PAUL KRUGMAN: Colorless Green Ideas (The New York Times)
The factual debate about whether global warming is real is, or at least should be, over. The question now is what to do about it.


Timothy Noah: Evicted From Wikipedia (slate.com)
Why the online encyclopedia won't let just anyone in.


Zeth Lundy: MacGuffin Pop (popmatters.com)
Randy Newman's latest Academy Award nomination makes it easy to forget how truly deceptive his songwriting really is. His music, which rarely wanders far from New Orleans R&B, ragtime, or Brill Building pop, is the stuff of familiarity and comfort, an unassuming foundation of Americana into which subversive (confrontational, even) ideas can be planted.


Matt Feeney: Quirky in a Good Way (slate.com)
Why all the hate for Little Miss Sunshine?

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Thanks, Vic!

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Purple Gene Reviews

Women's Professional Kickboxing

 


Purple Gene's review of the Women's Professional Kickboxing under card match between Gina Carano and Julie Kedzie February 10, 2007 :    http://ginacarano.proelite.com/3896

GIRL FIGHT !

It was supposed to be the Pro Elite Showdown between Renzo Gracie and Frank Shamrock that night in Southhaven, Mississippi…..but somebody stole the Show!

GINA CARANO VS. JULIE KEDZIE !

In case you don't know anything about this sport, it developed from the Muay Thai form of Martial Arts perfected in different forms in Thailand, Cambodia, Malaysia and Laos…known as the "Deadly Art" and primarily the realm of men….until tonight !

Into the steel cage steps two beautiful and buff females…It's Gina vs. Julie in three rounds of absolutely brutal light glove, bare foot, elbow banging, knee wrenching, head banging, wrestling to the ground and pinning, picking up and slamming Girl Fight" I've ever seen.

Bruised, bloodied and breathless near the end of the 3rd round, Gina delivers a round house kick followed by a wicked right to the head and Julie goes down……but she gets up and grabs and holds and then an elbow and a wrap around the neck and Gina throws her to the mat……the bell rings….the end of the fight !



The fight goes to the judges and Gina wins by a unanimous decision…..and the greatest scene of all is these two valiant women hugging each other out of sheer joy and respect and love of the sport.

TWO BANGIN' BABES !

Purple Gene gives Gina Carano 10 sweat covered sweet science body slams out of 10 for creating a new and spectacular venue for beautiful and brutal babes!

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Selected Readings

from that Mad Cat, JD

MR SULU AND TIMMY. HEE HAW

A PREVIEW OF 2008

STOP KING GEORGE!

PUT ANOTHER PIMP ON THE BARBIE!

IT CAN HAPPEN HERE!

IT CAN'T HAPPEN HERE

THE HISTORY OF THE MASK!

SUNDAY FUNNIES!

WARMUP FOR THE BIG ONE!

THOSE FUCKING MORMANS!

THE JESUS FREAK MEAT WHISTLE BLOWER AND THE ACLU!

WMD RAG!


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Ark Of Darkness

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In The Chaos Household

Last Night

Sunny, breezy day.

We haven't had a field trip since last summer, so we hopped on the Blue Line & went to Chinatown for the New Year's parade.

While we had a great time, it was sad to see what has happened to high school bands.

Not one band had more than 30 kids playing instruments. Seemed they were so desperate for bodies to fill uniforms there was one kid marching with a bassoon, and 2 others toting concert tubas.


Razzies - 2007 will be updated shortly (if it hasn't been already).


Here are a couple of LA-links for tonight's Oscar festivities:
KTLA The CW | Live from the Academy Awards has a live webcast from 3:30 - 5pm (pst). They've been advertising it as uncensored.

On The Red Carpet is from the local ABC affiliate from which the festivities originate.


My Oscar picks -

   Best Picture: "Little Miss Sunshine"

   Best Director: "Martin Scorsese"

   Best Actor: "Forest Whitaker"

   Best Actress: "Helen Mirren"

   Best Supporting Actor: "Alan Arkin"

   Best Supporting Actress: "Jennifer Hudson"



Tonight, Sunday:

CBS starts the night with '60 Minutes', followed by a FRESH 'Amazing Race: All Stars', then a RERUN 'Without A Trace', followed by a RERUN 'Cold Case'.

NBC opens the night with 'Dateline', followed by a FRESH 'Grease: You're The One That I Want', then a RERUN 'Crossing Jordan', followed by a FRESH 'Crossing Jordan'.

ABC has the LIVE (on both coasts!) 'Academy Awards'. On the East Coast, the FRESH 'Barbara Walters Special' is before the festivities, and after on the left coast.

The CW offers a RERUN 'reba', followed by another RERUN 'reba', then a RERUN '7th Heaven', followed by a RERUN 'Beauty & The Geek'.

Faux has a RERUN 'King Of The Hill', followed by another RERUN 'King Of The Hill', then a RERUN 'Simpsons', followed by another RERUN 'Simpsons', then a RERUN 'Family Guy', followed by another RERUN 'Family Guy'.

MY has the movie 'Tears Of The Sun', followed by the movie 'Four Weddings And A Funeral'.

A&E has all 'Dog The Bounty Hunter' all night.

AMC offers the movie 'Sands Of Iwo Jima', followed by the movie 'Patton'.

BBC  -   
 [1:00 PM]    Wallis & Edward - Wallis & Edward;
 [3:00 PM]    The Queen at 80 - The Queen at 80 (120);
 [5:00 PM]    Diana's Legacy - Diana's Legacy;
 [6:00 PM]    Prince William and Prince Harry: Princess Diana's Legacy - Prince William and Prince Harry: Princess Diana';
 [7:00 PM]    Cash in the Attic - Episode 6;
 [8:00 PM]    Cash in the Attic - Episode 7;
 [9:00 PM]    The Benny Hill Show - Episode 12;
 [10:00 PM]    The Benny Hill Show - Episode 13;
 [11:00 PM]    The Benny Hill Show - Episode 14;
 [12:00 AM]    The Benny Hill Show - Episode 15;
 [1:00 AM]    Cash in the Attic - Episode 6;
 [2:00 AM]    Cash in the Attic - Episode 7;
 [3:00 AM]    Jack Dee: Live At The Apollo - Ep 1 Joan Rivers;
 [4:00 AM]    Jack Dee: Live At The Apollo - Ep 2 Ardal O'Hanlon;
 [5:00 AM]    Jack Dee: Live At The Apollo - Ep 4 Jo Brand;
 [6:00 AM]    BBC World News - BBC World News.    (ALL TIMES EST)

Bravo has all 'Law & Order: Criminal Intent' all night.

Comedy Central has the movie 'Boomerang', followed by the movie , then the movie 'Money Talks'.

FX has the movie 'Ray', followed by the movie 'White Chicks', then 'Dirt'.

History has 'Modern Mavels', 'Dogfights', another 'Dogfights', and yet another 'Dogfights'.

IFC  -   
 [07:35 AM]    IFC News Special;
 [07:45 AM]    2007 Independent Spirit Awards;
 [10:00 AM]    Greg the Bunny: Wumpus the Monster;
 [10:15 AM]    Kingdom Come;
 [11:55 AM]    Woman on Top;
 [01:30 PM]    2007 Independent Spirit Awards;
 [03:45 PM]    Greg the Bunny: Wumpus the Monster;
 [04:05 PM]    Pieces of April;
 [05:30 PM]    Woman on Top;
 [07:05 PM]    February Media Lab Results;
 [07:15 PM]    Kingdom Come;
 [09:00 PM]    Buffalo Soldiers;
 [10:45 PM]    Blood Guts Bullets & Octane;
 [12:15 AM]    Ed Wood;
 [02:30 AM]    Buffalo Soldiers;
 [04:15 AM]    Blood Guts Bullets & Octane;
 [05:45 AM]    IFC Short Film Showcase: February.    (ALL TIMES EST)

SciFi has the movie 'End Of Days', 'The Dresden Files', and 'Battlestar Galactica'.

Sundance  -   
 [06:00 AM]    The Best of Secter & the Rest of Secter;
 [07:00 AM]    Fela Kuti - Music is the Weapon;
 [08:00 AM]    Mercy;
 [08:15 AM]    Childstar;
 [10:00 AM]    Interesting Times: This Happy Life;
 [11:00 AM]    Iconoclasts Season 2: Episode 6: Dave Chappelle + Maya Angelou;
 [11:45 AM]    Little Terrorist;
 [12:00 PM]    Zoot Suit;
 [01:45 PM]    Mercy;
 [02:00 PM]    One Punk Under God: Episode 5;
 [02:30 PM]    Open City;
 [04:15 PM]    Imagining Argentina;
 [06:15 PM]    Reconstruction;
 [07:45 PM]    Stronger;
 [08:00 PM]    Slings & Arrows - Season 3: Episode 2: Vex Not His Ghost;
 [09:00 PM]    Fela Kuti - Music is the Weapon;
 [10:00 PM]    Look Both Ways;
 [11:45 PM]    Hung;
 [12:00 AM]    Koma;
 [01:30 AM]    IN SHORT: The Art of Seduction;
 [02:00 AM]    Slings & Arrows - Season 3: Episode 2: Vex Not His Ghost;
 [03:00 AM]    IN SHORT: Academy Award®-Winning Shorts;
 [04:00 AM]    An Awfully Big Adventure.    (ALL TIMES EST)

TCM salutes best original story Oscar nominees & winners.
 [8:15 AM]      West Side Story (1961)     [View Trailer];
 [11:00 AM]      My Fair Lady (1964)     [View Trailer];
 [2:00 PM]      Gone With the Wind (1939)     [View Trailer];
 [6:00 PM]      Casablanca (1942)     [View Trailer];
 [8:00 PM]      A Star Is Born (1937);
 [10:00 PM]      Here Comes Mr. Jordan (1941)     [View Trailer];
 [12:00 AM]      Meet John Doe (1941);
 [2:15 AM]      Edison, The Man (1940)     [View Trailer];
 [4:15 AM]      Love Affair (1939);
 [5:45 AM]      The Strange Love Of Martha Ivers (1946).    (ALL TIMES EST)


Monday  -  02/26/07

TCM salutes best motion picure story Oscar nominees & winners.
 [7:45 AM]      The Stranger (1946);
 [9:30 AM]      49th Parallel (1941)     [View Trailer];
 [11:45 AM]      Destination Tokyo (1943)     [View Trailer];
 [2:15 PM]      Action In The North Atlantic (1943);
 [4:30 PM]      None Shall Escape (1944);
 [6:00 PM]      Here Comes the Groom (1951);
 [8:00 PM]      The Private War Of Major Benson (1955);
 [10:00 PM]      Hondo (1954);
 [11:30 PM]      The Sniper (1952);
 [1:00 AM]      Naked City (1948);
 [2:45 AM]      Smash-Up, the Story of a Woman (1947);
 [4:30 AM]      Mystery Street (1950).    (ALL TIMES EST)



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Alejandro Gonzalez Inarritu, left, director of the Academy Award nominated film 'Babel', poses with with actress Charlize Theron, right, at the 79th Academy Awards Foreign Language Film Award Reception at the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences Friday, Feb. 23, 2007, in Beverly Hills, Calif.
Photo by Danny Moloshok
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FOX ATTACKS

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27th Annual Golden Raspberry Awards

Razzies

Sharon Stone and her failed film sequel, "Basic Instinct 2," swept the 27th annual Golden Raspberry Awards, or Razzies, on Saturday night as they collected dubious-distinction honors in four categories -- worst film, worst actress, worst screenplay and worst prequel or sequel.

"Little Man," a comedy made by the Wayans Brothers, picked up three Razzies, including worst remake or rip-off. Brothers Shawn and Marlon Wayans were named worst screen couple and shared the prize for worst actor. Their comedy about a tiny thief who disguises himself as a baby, supposedly was based on a Bugs Bunny cartoon.

Filmmaker M. Night Shyamalan, who blew off a lucrative deal with Disney over the company's criticism of his movie "Lady in the Water," received two Razzies for that film: worst director and worst supporting actor for his own performance in it.

The Razzie for worst supporting actress went to former "Baywatch" beauty Carmen Electra after a neck-and-neck fight with onetime Playboy Playmate Jenny McCarthy. Electra won for two films -- "Date Movie" and "Scary Movie 4."

"RV," a comedy starring Robin Williams, was the winner of the newest Razzie category, worst excuse for family entertainment.

Razzies

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Actor Edward James Olmos, left, and his wife, actress Lymari Nadal arrive at the 2007 National Hispanic Media Coalition's Impact Awards at the Regent Beverly Wilshire in Beverly Hills, Calif. on Friday, Feb. 23, 2007.
Photo by Dan Steinberg
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Ireland's Sheela na Gigs

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'Little Miss Sunshine' Wins

Spirit Awards

The road comedy "Little Miss Sunshine" won best picture and three other prizes for independent films at the Spirit Awards on Saturday, one day before competing for Hollywood's top honors at the Academy Awards.

The hilarious though dark-tinged tale of a deeply dysfunctional family also won the supporting-actor award for Alan Arkin; best director for the husband-and-wife team of Jonathan Dayton and Valerie Faris, and best first screenplay for Michael Arndt.

The lead-acting Spirit Awards went to the stars of another Oscar contender, the classroom drama "Half Nelson." Ryan Gosling played an inspiring teacher battling a severe drug habit and Shareeka Epps won for her role as a bright student who becomes both his protege and counselor.

A third Sundance premiere, "Friends With Money," took the supporting-actress Spirit Award for Frances McDormand as a fashion designer who finds that wealth does not necessarily buy happiness.

The top prize winner at Sundance last year, the teen drama "Quinceanera," won the John Cassavetes Award for a film shot for less than $500,000.

Jason Reitman won the screenplay award for the tobacco-industry satire "Thank You For Smoking," which he also directed.

Robert Altman - nominated as best director for his final film, "A Prairie Home Companion" - was saluted with an honorary Spirit Award for his lifetime devotion to independent film. Altman died last November.

Spirit Awards organizers have created a new prize, the Robert Altman Award, which beginning next year will be given out to a film's director and acting ensemble - a nod to Altman's gift for overseeing large, overlapping casts.

Other Spirit Award winners were:

• Best foreign film, "The Lives of Others," Germany, directed by Florian Henckel von Donnersmarck.

• Best documentary, "The Road to Guantanamo," directed by Michael Winterbottom and Mat Whitecross.

• Best first feature, "Sweet Land," directed by Ali Selim.

• Best cinematography, Guillermo Navarro, "Pan's Labyrinth."

Spirit Awards

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Art Andre Martins de Barros

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Takes Swipe At Bush

Guillermo Del Toro

The award-winning Mexican director of foreign-language Oscar favorite "Pan's Labyrinth" took a swipe Saturday at President George W. Bush on the eve of the Academy Awards.

Guillermo Del Toro told a reception in Beverly Hills that he had been surprised to learn that his film, a fable about a little girl who retreats into a fantasy world in fascist Spain, had been shown at the White House.

"I imagine Mr President finding that it was in Spanish, first of all," Del Toro told an audience at the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences.

"Having garnered praise from Stephen King, I felt it would be interesting to see what a true master of horror would think. Or a master of science-fiction if you think about the intelligence on Iraq."

Guillermo Del Toro

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bartcook

In The Kitchen With BartCop & Friends

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Wishes She Could Wed

Suze Orman

Financial guru and best-selling author Suze Orman says she wishes she could marry her partner Kathy Travis, partly because it would save them both a lot of money.

"Both of us have millions of dollars in our name," she told The New York Times Magazine in its Feb. 25 edition. "It's killing me that upon death, K.T. is going to lose 50 percent of everything I have to estate taxes. Or vice versa."

In a wide-ranging interview, the host of CNBC's "The Suze Orman Show" talked about her seven-year relationship with Travis and her personal finances.

Suze Orman

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Director Guillermo del Toro arrives for the 2007 Spirit Awards Saturday, Feb. 24, 2007, in Santa Monica, Calif.
Photo by Danny Moloshok
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Folk Art In Bottles

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Harvard's Hasty Pudding Man of the Year

Ben Stiller

Ben Stiller had to put on pink shoes, a blond wig and silver headband and strut against an Owen Wilson impersonator before claiming Harvard's Hasty Pudding Man of the Year award.

"Just like at home, honey," Stiller said to his wife, actress Christine Taylor, on Friday as he put on the female attire.

The event was organized by the Hasty Pudding Theatricals, the nation's oldest undergraduate drama troupe.

Stiller, 41, played along with the good-natured traditional Hasty Pudding roast, which lampooned his career. He won the award decades after dropping out of film school at the University of California, Los Angeles.

Ben Stiller

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Vidiot Speak
(formerly 'The Vidiot')

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Assault Case Dropped

Hank Williams Jr

A misdemeanor assault case against Hank Williams Jr. has been dismissed, nearly a year after a cocktail waitress accused the country singer of yelling obscenities and choking her at a local hotel, a prosecutor said.

"We didn't feel we had a case we could prove," District Attorney General Bill Gibbons said Friday.

Holly Hornbeak, who was 19 at the time of the alleged assault on March 18, testified that Williams, 57, left red marks and bruised her neck when he choked her.

Gibbons would not say whether Hornbeak wanted to drop the case or if the parties reached a financial settlement. A private attorney hired by her parents demanded $250,000 from Williams two days after the alleged assault, but Hornbeak denied that the case was driven by money.

Hank Williams Jr

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Actors Elliott Gould and Sally Kellerman speak during a tribute to the late writer, director and producer Robert Altman at the 2007 Spirit Awards on Saturday, Feb. 24, 2007, in Santa Monica, Calif. Both starred in Altman's original 'Mash' movie.
Photo by Reed Saxon
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Braindrops

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Powder-Sized Smart Tag

Hitachi

Tiny computer chips used for tracking food, tickets and other items are getting even smaller. Hitachi Ltd., a Japanese electronics maker, recently showed off radio frequency identification, or RFID, chips that are just 0.002 inches by 0.002 inches and look like bits of powder. They're thin enough to be embedded in a piece of paper, company spokesman Masayuki Takeuchi said Thursday.

RFID tags store data, but they need to be brought near special reading devices that beam energy to the chips, which then send information back to the readers.

Shown to the public for the first time earlier this month, the new chip is an improvement on its predecessor from Hitachi - the Mu-chip, which at 0.4 millimeters by 0.4 millimeters, looks about the size of the period at the end of this sentence.

The latest chip, which still has no name, is 60 times smaller than the Mu-chip but can handle the same amount of information, which gets stored as a 38-digit number, according to Hitachi.

Hitachi

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Actor Neil Patrick Harris sings a parody of Best Feature film nominee 'American Gun' during Film Independent's Spirit Awards in Santa Monica, California, February 24, 2007.
Photo by Shaun Best
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The Virtual Toilet Paper Museum

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Underestimate Iraqi Death Toll

Americans

Americans are keenly aware of how many U.S. forces have lost their lives in Iraq, according to a new AP-Ipsos poll. But they woefully underestimate the number of Iraqi civilians who have been killed.

When the poll was conducted earlier this month, a little more than 3,100 U.S. troops had been killed. The midpoint estimate among those polled was right on target, at about 3,000.

The number of Iraqis killed, however, is much harder to pin down, and that uncertainty is perhaps reflected in Americans' tendency to lowball the Iraqi death toll by tens of thousands.

Iraqi civilian deaths are estimated at more than 54,000 and could be much higher; some unofficial estimates range into the hundreds of thousands. The U.N. Assistance Mission for Iraq reports more than 34,000 deaths in 2006 alone.

Americans

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Pieces of the alleged Soviet Sputnik are shown on display at the Beat Museum in San Francisco, Friday, Feb. 23, 2007. Off and on, for almost 50 years, three generations of Bob Morgan's family have been crusading to prove that a boxful of slightly charred plastic sticks they claim fell from the sky are the remains of the Soviet Sputnik, the first manmade satellite that launched the space race between the U.S. and the USSR.
Photo by Jeff Chiu
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Pictures From the Sky

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NYC's First In Centuries

Beavers

Beavers grace New York City's official seal. But the industrious rodents haven't been spotted here for as many as 200 years - until this week.

Biologists videotaped a beaver swimming up the Bronx River on Wednesday. Its twig-and-mud lodge had been spotted earlier on the river bank, but the tape confirmed the presence of the animal.

"It had to happen because beaver populations are expanding, and their habitats are shrinking," said Dietland Muller-Schwarze, a beaver expert at the State University of New York College of Environmental Science and Forestry in Syracuse. "We're probably going to see more of them."

Amid heavy trapping, beavers disappeared from the city in the early 1800s, according to the city Department of Parks & Recreation.

Beavers

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A man uses a controversial outdoor toilet in southwest China's Chongqing Municipality, February 23, 2007. Three outdoor toilets for males with no walls but equipped with a waist-level screen partly hiding the man from view have been erected in popular Foreigners Street in Chongqing Municipality, sparking controversy over their bold appearance, Xinhua News Agency reported.
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