'Best of TBH Politoons'
Recommended Reading
from Bruce
Paul Krugman: The Mandate Muddle (nytimes.com)
Barack Obama is storing up trouble for health reformers by suggesting that there is something nasty about plans that "force every American to buy health care."
Jayson Whitehead: "Dennis Kucinich: 'I Am a Candidate of the Mainstream'" (C-Ville Weekl )
Q: If you were elected president, what do you think would be the first thing you would do in office?
A: Cancel NAFTA, get out of the WTO. Bring our troops home. Reintroduce legislation for a not-for-profit health care system and for fully paid two- and four-year college for every American young person. Put in motion legislation to create a full employment economy. I want to create jobs, that's what I want to do. I want to get people back to work and get them in health care, make sure their children have education. This is fundamental.
Amy Biegelsen: Is Jesus a Democrat? (Style Weekly)
With an unpopular president and a fracturing religious right, Democrats discover that God isn't exclusive property of the GOP.
Jim Hightower: THE COST OF LIVING EXTREMELY WELL (jimhightower.com)
The vast majority of Americans - those making $50,000 a year or less - are stretching to make ends meet these days, but I'll bet they never pause to think about how hard it is for their fellow citizens who're immensely rich. Luckily, we have Forbes' magazine's "Cost of Living Extremely Well Index" to inform us about this hardship.
How not to go crackers this Christmas ... (guardian.co.uk)
Research shows that women suffer huge stress over the festive season. Here, some non-domestic goddesses tell Leonie Cooper how to avoid meltdown - start drinking early and make others do the work.
Andrew Tobias: Quote Unquote (andrewtobias.com; scroll down)
"Keep the company of those who seek the truth, and run from those who have found it." - Vaclav Havel
Mark Morford: God commands you to read this (sfgate.com)
Honestly, I won't mind if you don't. But the Lord visited me personally. Do it!
Ben Waterhouse: What Does 'The Golden Compass' Have Those Other Fantasy Flicks Didn't? (Willamette Week)
To put it briefly, Nicole Kidman, polar bears and a boycott from the Catholic League.
Bryan Appleyard: Why don't we love science fiction? (timesonline.co.uk)
"The truth is," Aldiss has written, "that we are at last living in an SF scenario." A collapsing environment, a hyperconnected world, suicide bombers, perpetual surveillance, the discovery of other solar systems, novel pathogens, tourists in space, children drugged with behaviour controllers - it's all coming true at last.
Jonathan V. Last: Google and Its Enemies (weeklystandard.com)
The much-hyped project to digitize 32 million books sounds like a good idea. Why are so many people taking shots at it?
Arethea Franklin demands respect (timesonline.co.uk)
As she approaches grand old age, Aretha Franklin should lose the last vestiges of constraint and truly be busting out all over.
Reader Comment
Re: Porta-Potty Poetry
HERE I SIT...BROKENHEARTED
CAME TO SHIT...BUT ONLY FARTED
I remember my first classic shitter rhyme from my childhood in a Berkeley
jobsite crapper with my Dad
_____________________
Now THAT'S an old one! Once as a wee tot when I first saw this missive
written (about 45 years ago) on a stall wall, just underneath it somebody
else had extemporated:
"Here I sat when I heard him fart,
and I knew that cloud would break my
heart ~"
DanD
Thanks, Dan!
Selected Readings
from that Mad Cat, JD
In The Chaos Household
Last Night
Rain - but no where near what the frustrated comedians masquerading as local TV weathercasters predicted.
Here's a complete list of the Grammy Award Nominations.
Srebrenica Survivors Join Darfur Protest
Mia Farrow
Srebrenica massacre surviours joined US actress and activist Mia Farrow in a torch-lighting ceremony Friday to pressure China into using its clout over Sudan to end the "genocide" in Darfur.
An Olympic-style relay organised by the "Dream for Darfur" campaign started in the central African nation of Chad -- which borders Sudan -- in August to urge 2008 Games host China to influence Khartoum into ending the suffering in Darfur.
In the run-up to the Beijing Olympics, China -- which is by far the largest foreign investor in Sudan and absorbs almost two thirds of its oil output -- has been under mounting pressure to use its influence on Khartoum.
"We share our grief with the mothers of Darfur. We pray to God that the Holocaust and genocide never happen again," said Hatidza Mehmedovic, who lost her husband and two sons in the 1995 Srebrenica massacre.
Mia Farrow
'Lost' Album Found
Woody Guthrie
He wrote more than a thousand songs, ranging from his "Dust Bowl" ballads to patriotic incantations like "Pastures of Plenty" to the American classic "This Land is Your Land."
He performed them everywhere he went, from community centers to Broadway theaters to California fields filled with migrant workers. He also recorded dozens on records.
But one thing Woody Guthrie never got around to doing was recording any of his songs in front of a live audience - or so Guthrie's family thought.
Until an odd-looking package with reels of wires showed up unsolicited in the mail one day at the Woody Guthrie Archives.
"Basically, it's an early bootleg," says Nora Guthrie, youngest surviving child of the legendary folk-music balladeer.
Woody Guthrie
Given Rare Maori Award
Elton John
Elton John has received a specially made bird-feather cloak for his many visits to Maori communities.
"It's the Maori equivalent to an Academy Award" and means the 60-year-old British singer is an honored member of the Ngati Te Whiti sub-tribe, group chairman Peter Love said Friday in a statement.
The cloak was "gifted as recognition of the enjoyment Sir Elton John's music has given to Maori over the years and his loyal continuance to return to Aotearoa to entertain," he said. Aotearoa is the Maori name for New Zealand.
Elton John
Rejects Ad
NBC
NBC has rejected a TV ad by Freedom's Watch, a conservative group that supports administration policy in Iraq, that asks viewers to remember and thank U.S. troops during the holiday season.
NBC said it declined to air the ad because it refers to the group's Web site, which the network said was too political, not because of the ad's message.
The spot was to be part of a seven-figure campaign that includes newspaper ads and television commercials. The ads are to run on CNN and Fox News Channel and are running in various newspapers. The New York Times ran a full-page Freedom's Watch ad Friday that said "Thank You!" and depicted a soldier reading a letter. The newspaper ad also contained the Web site address.
NBC
Rare Photo Sells For $97,750
John Brown
A rare daguerreotype of abolitionist John Brown was bought Friday by an unidentified bidder for $97,750, an auctioneer said.
The buyer, who bid by telephone, declined to be identified or to talk about the purchase, auctioneer Wes Cowan said.
Cowan, an occasional appraiser on the PBS show "Antiques Roadshow" and host of the public television series "History Detectives," had estimated a sale price of $60,000 to $80,000.
The photo auctioned Friday was in Brown's family for five generations until descendants contacted Cowan, asking him to broker the sale to help them pay medical bills, he said.
John Brown
Dwindling Resources
Scripted Shows
END IN SIGHT:
• The last new "Pushing Daisies" airs on ABC Wednesday.
• There's just one more new episode of ABC's "Grey's Anatomy" (yet to be scheduled).
• ABC's "Desperate Housewives" has one new episode, likely airing in January.
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A FEW TO GO:
• The "Crime Scene Investigation" trio, "NCIS," "Criminal Minds," "Without a Trace" and "Cold Case" are down to a couple of new episodes apiece on CBS.
• NBC's comedy "30 Rock" has a fresh episode Thursday, with one more after that, as yet without an airdate.
• Just three new episodes of ABC's "Ugly Betty" are left.
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STUCK IN REPEATS:
• NBC dramas "Heroes" and "Life" are kaput.
• NBC's "The Office" is closed for business, as is ABC's "Private Practice."
• "Big Bang Theory" has run dry, along with fellow CBS sitcoms "How I Met Your Mother," "Two And a Half Men" and "Rules of Engagement."
Scripted Shows
3rd Found Dead
Mexican Musicians
A trumpet player was found dead with his hands and feet bound and a nylon bag over his head in southern Mexico, in what authorities said was apparently the country's third murder of a musician in less than a week.
Jose Luis Aquino, 33, had been hit repeatedly on the head, a spokesman for the Oaxaca state attorney general's office said Thursday - the same day that two other slain musicians received posthumous nominations for Grammy Awards.
Aquino played for Los Conde, which was founded in Tututepec, Oaxaca, and later moved to the resort town of Puerto Escondido, according to its Web site. The band has recorded a half-dozen albums, and members appeared in the early-1990s film "Mafioso pero Gracioso," or "Funny Mobster."
A wave of organized crime violence has terrorized many parts of Mexico and the latest victims appear to be popular musicians.
Mexican Musicians
Gets 4 Days For DUI
Gary Collins
Gary Collins has been sentenced to four days in jail after he pleaded no contest to charges in a drunken driving case.
Collins was arrested in an October crash in Sherman Oaks that involved an 89-year-old motorist. The actor-TV host wasn't found at fault in the collision, but officers said they smelled alcohol on his breath.
Los Angeles County Superior Court Commissioner Rebecca Omens instructed Collins, 69, to surrender by Jan. 10 to start serving his sentence.
She also ordered Collins to serve four years' probation upon his release, pay a $500 fine, perform 100 hours of community service, enroll in an 18-month alcohol education program and attend 26 Alcoholics Anonymous meetings.
Gary Collins
German Ministers Declare Unconstitutional
Scientology
German federal and state interior ministers declared the Church of Scientology unconstitutional on Friday, opening the door for a possible ban on the organization.
Federal Interior Minister Wolfgang Schaeuble and 16 state interior chiefs agreed "that we do not consider Scientology an organization that is compatible with the constitution," Ehrhart Koerting, Berlin's interior minister and chairman of a ministers' conference in Berlin, told reporters.
Germany does not recognize Scientology as a religion. seeing it as a cult masquerading as a church to make money. Scientologists reject this view.
The government permits the Church of Scientology to operate in Germany as an organization, and in January it opened a six-storey headquarters in the heart of west Berlin.
Scientology
Pleads No Contest
Ray Liotta
Actor Ray Liotta has pleaded no contest to a reckless driving charge after police say he drove into two parked cars. Liotta, who is perhaps best known for playing gangster Henry Hill in the 1990 film "Goodfellas," entered the plea Wednesday as part of a deal with prosecutors, city attorney's office spokesman Frank Mateljan said Thursday.
Liotta initially was charged with misdemeanor driving under the influence of drugs or alcohol. He could have faced up to six months in jail if convicted of that charge, Mateljan said.
Under the terms of his plea, Liotta was placed on three years' probation and ordered to enter a 12-hour alcohol education program, according to court documents.
Ray Liotta
Canadian Retail Chain Pulls
Plastic Water Bottles
Canada's largest outdoor-goods chain has pulled water bottles and food containers made of polycarbonate plastic from its shelves over worries about the chemical bisphenol A, which has been linked to cancer and reproductive problems in animals.
Vancouver-based Mountain Equipment Co-op became the first major Canadian retailer to stop selling products that contain bisphenol A over fears the chemical can leach from plastic food and water containers.
The chemical, which can mimic the effects of the hormone estrogen in cells, has been surrounded by controversy. Some North American researchers and environmentalists have shown it can cause several types of cancer as well as developmental, neural, behavioral and reproductive harm in animals.
Norway and the European Union are also reviewing the product. Japanese manufacturers decided voluntarily to stop making products using polycarbonate plastic five to six years ago.
Plastic Water Bottles
Fight To Keep 2 Picassos
NY Museums
The Museum of Modern Art and the Solomon R. Guggenheim Foundation asked a court Friday to declare them the rightful owners of two Picasso paintings that a Jewish scholar claims were the rightful property of a relative persecuted in Nazi Germany.
The two institutions said they took the step to fend off an expected lawsuit from Julius H. Schoeps, a German who has been waging a legal fight to recover artwork and property once owned by his great uncle.
Schoeps demanded on Nov. 1 that the museums hand over both works, "Boy Leading a Horse," which is in MoMA's collection, and "Le Moulin de la Galette," in the Guggenheim's collection.
NY Museums
New Species Found In Kenya
Spitting Cobra
A new species of giant spitting cobra, measuring nearly nine feet and possessing enough venom to kill at least 15 people, has been discovered in Kenya, a conservation group said on Friday.
WildlifeDirect said the cobras were the world's largest and had been identified as unique. The species has been named Naja Ashei after James Ashe, who founded Bio-Ken snake farm on Kenya's tropical coast where the gigantic serpents are found.
Ashe, now deceased, was the first to catch a larger-than-normal spitting cobra in the 1960s and suggest it belonged to a different species.
Spitting Cobra
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