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Intelligence Tests (Mensa)
Paul Krugman: Snow Job on Jobs (New York Times)
Mitt Romney talks a lot about jobs. But does he have a plan to create any? … But Mr. Romney, it turns out, doesn't have a plan; he's just faking it.
Rebecca Cusick: Traumatic lives of students affect teacher's evaluation (Washington Post)
I am crushed. I got my MCAS [Massachusetts Comprehensive Assessment System] growth score for last year in an email. My heart sank when I saw the score, my entire year summed up in a number. In the eyes of the state, I am not even "average." In fact, they probably believe I did my students more harm than good.
SAHIL KAPUR: Medicare Vouchers Would Raise Costs For Most Seniors, Study Finds (Talking Points Memo)
Converting Medicare into a voucher program modeled on the plan Mitt Romney and Paul Ryan have proposed would increase premiums for the majority of seniors, even ones who choose to remain in traditional Medicare, according to a comprehensive nonpartisan study (PDF) released Monday.
Reddit's Biggest Troll Loses Job After Identity Is Exposed By Gawker (Huffington Post)
Actions have consequences, which is something Michael Brutsch is just starting to learn. Brutsch, aka "Violentacrez," was Reddit's biggest troll until Gawker exposed his true identify, revealing to the world the man behind questionable forums, such as […]-- a space dedicated to pictures of women unaware that their photographs had been taken. Now that the 49-year-old from Arlington, Texas, has been outed, his behavior has caught up with him. […] Brutsch was fired from his position at a financial services company less than 24 hours after Gawker editor Adrian Chen's exposé went live.
Modern wheat a "perfect, chronic poison," doctor says (CBS News)
Davis said that the wheat we eat these days isn't the wheat your grandma had: "It's an 18-inch tall plant created by genetic research in the '60s and '70s," he said on "CBS This Morning." "This thing has many new features nobody told you about, such as there's a new protein in this thing called gliadin. It's not gluten. I'm not addressing people with gluten sensitivities and celiac disease. I'm talking about everybody else because everybody else is susceptible to the gliadin protein that is an opiate. This thing binds into the opiate receptors in your brain and in most people stimulates appetite, such that we consume 440 more calories per day, 365 days per year."
Ted Heistman: Being a Guinea Pig (Disinformation)
I'm getting ready to go to the bank and cash my check and have so many hundred dollar bills that I won't be able to close my wallet. So what have I been doing for the last 11 days?
J.F. Sargent: 6 Insane Stereotypes That Movies Can't Seem to Get Over (Cracked)
We've talked before about how some negative stereotypes from the past are, somehow, still showing up in today's movies, and even in recent video games. But those are our grandfathers' prejudices, just in a modern form, like an old man cursing at an Asian nurse with a megaphone (that's why we don't visit, Grandpa). It turns out there are other, more subtle ways that Hollywood has been enforcing wrongheaded ideas right under our noses, and sometimes in our favorite films. Like ...
Apple Maps in the Movies (Holy Kaw!)
Had Katniss Everdeen depended on Apple maps for her survival, the Hunger Games would have continued for another seventy-five years, easy, but she's not the only one who luckily didn't depend on technology over good, old-fashioned street smarts in these parody trailers from YouTube channel Movieclips Trailers
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Strip Club Anthem?
"Binders Full of Women"
Hey Marty:
I'm a music producer and I think my new track I've made sampling Mitt Romney's "binders full of women" quote at the Presidential Debate two nights ago would make for a great post on BartCop.com's Entertainment section as it has picked up almost 2,000 views in less than one day just via word-of-mouth.
"BINDERS FULL OF WOMEN"(Prod. by Alex Kresovich) - YouTube Link
"BINDERS FULL OF WOMEN"(Prod. by Alex Kresovich) - Free SoundCloud Download Link
The song came about as Alex was watching the debate and joked on Twitter that he would turn Mitt's "binders full of women" quote into a strip club instrumental for Juicy J ("Bandz A Make Her Dance") and 2 Chainz ("Birthday Song"). He turned his joke turned into reality the very next day. He's encouraging rappers to hop on the track and release their own versions on YouTube and SoundCloud as responses to his video.
The track was produced by Alex Kresovich, a music producer from Ithaca, NY currently best known for winning the NBA 2K12 Producer Contest to produce the main theme for NBA 2K12 video game (used in commercial on ABC here).
The track was mixed by Ken Lewis (ProToolsMixing.com), the 10x Grammy winner best known for being an instrumentalist/engineer for Kanye West. His work has included arranging the brass section on "All of the Lights" by Kanye West, serving as main engineer for Jeremih's breakout single "Down On Me", and most recently for providing additional drumming work to "We Are Young" by fun. and "Girl On Fire" by Alicia Keys.
The single art was created by Chris Colbert.
Alex
Thanks, Alex!
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Re: Russian TV
Hi Marty!
Saw what Sally said about Voice of Russia! We can't get Al Jazeera English here in Redneckistan on our cable systems.
There is an excellent TV channel from Russia called RT. It's 280 on Dish Network.
They have a Thom Hartmann show two nights a week called The Big Picture.
They talk about the gun violence and the prison-industrial complex. Topics the regular media will not discuss.
Julian Assange had an interview show for a couple of months before he took refuge in the embassy in London.
They have interesting guests. They have even interviewed famous rock star and Ph.D. astrophysicist Brian May of QUEEN!!!
I recommend it highly as an alternative to corporate drivel.
sharon
Thanks, Sharon!
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'GMA' Oopsy
Tom Hanks
ABC and Tom Hanks are apologizing after the actor let slip a swear word during a live appearance on "Good Morning America."
Hanks telegraphed his "f-bomb" during an interview Friday. Anchor Elizabeth Vargas had asked him to speak in his character's British accent in the movie "Cloud Atlas." Hanks said that it was "mostly swear words," but Vargas told him to go ahead anyway.
He began speaking in a mumble but the obscenity was clearly audible. ABC removed it for subsequent feeds of the show in the Midwest and West.
Vargas quickly said, "We are so sorry, 'Good Morning America.'" Hanks also apologized - and said he'd probably have a seven-second delay next time he's on the show.
Tom Hanks
Primetime Snafu
"The X Factor"
Fox's primetime will go into extra innings next Tuesday, after rain delays during a baseball game played havoc with the network's schedule on Wednesday and caused mass confusion with the broadcast of "The X Factor."
While Fox initially decided to re-air this week's episode of "The X Factor" in full next week, it will now broadcast a special one-hour edition of the singing competition, featuring the conclusion of the "Judges' Homes" round at 9:30, and air its Tuesday comedies "Raising Hope," Ben and Kate" and "New Girl" in their regular timeslots from 8 to 9:30 p.m.
The juggling of the schedule will push Fox's primetime to 10:30, past its usual bedtime of 10 p.m.
Wednesday's rain delay of the National League Championship created chaos with Fox's schedule. After originally hearing that the delay was likely to continue past primetime, Fox began airing "The X Factor," but when the delay was canceled about an hour later, the network pulled back "The X Factor" feed to switch to the game. However, a delay in the switch caused "The Mindy Show" to briefly air for some viewers.
Meanwhile, another glitch caused "The X Factor"'s east coast feed to air on the west coast, causing some viewers on the west coast to see "The X Factor" prior to its regular 8 p.m. airtime.
"The X Factor"
Newscaster Puppet
La Comay
No one is safe from the crosshairs of La Comay.
This five-foot-tall character with a foam head painted with outrageous red lips, a shrill voice and a penchant for salacious details rules Puerto Rico's gossip circuit, with legions tuning into her show every afternoon ready for the latest bombshell. La Comay dishes it out with ominous music playing in the background, talking about everyone from Mexican crooner Luis Miguel to Puerto Rico's own Miss Universe beauty queen Zuleyka Rivera.
With her trademark "Ayayayayayay!" shriek punctuated by the kind of wailing sirens reserved for nuclear meltdowns, La Comay delivers what has consistently been one the most popular shows in Puerto Rico for a decade.
The program has been derided for being over-the-top sensationalist and for broadcasting derogatory comments against women and gays, but "Super Xclusivo" remains the main news source for thousands in the U.S. territory and hundreds of Puerto Ricans in Florida and New York. The island comes to a stop every afternoon to watch La Comay not only talk small-town gossip but also expose government and business corruption scandals.
La Comay
Wedding News
Biel - Timberlake
Hollywood couple Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel have married in southern Italy, People magazine said on Friday.
People said it would carry full details of the wedding, including exclusive photos, in next week's edition.
"Sexy Back" singer and actor Timberlake, 31, and "Total Recall" actress Biel, 30, have been dating on and off since 2007. They announced their engagement at the beginning of 2012, and carefully shielded the details of their nuptials from the public.
The pair have been in southern Italy for much of the week, partying with friends and wedding guests on a beach before exchanging vows. It was not immediately clear on which day the ceremony took place.
Biel - Timberlake
Deadbeat Dad Displays Ignorance
Republican Congressman
Republican Congressman Joe Walsh of Illinois said after his Thursday debate against Democratic rival Tammy Duckworth that abortions are never necessary to save a pregnant woman's life, because modern technology has eliminated the risks of childbearing.
Walsh was defending his position that abortion should be outlawed with no exceptions, which is also the Republican Party's official stance on the issue.
"With modern technology and science, you can't find one instance" of a pregnant woman's life being at risk, he told reporters after the debate. "There is no such exception as life of the mother, and as far as health of the mother, same thing." He added that "advances in science and technology" meant that abortion is never necessary for the health of a mother.
Walsh, a freshman Congressman, is currently trailing Duckworth, a veteran of the Iraq War, in the polls.
Republican Congressman
Political Operative Renews Contract
Roger Ailes
Roger Ailes (R-Evil Incarnate's Bitch) has signed a four-year contract that will keep him at the top of Fox News as its chairman and chief executive.
Ailes launched Fox News in October 1996 under the umbrella of News Corp and built it up as one of the most successful news channels on cable television rivaling Comcast's MSNBC and Time Warner's CNN.
Ailes' new contract, announced on Friday, put an end to some uncertainty that he might not return Fox. Ailes, 72, told the Associated Press last year that he was undecided about renewing with News Corp after his contract expired in 2013.
The former Republican strategist will also continue to serve as chairman of Fox Television Stations and as a senior news and TV adviser to Rupert Murdoch (R-Evil Incarnate), chairman and CEO of News Corp.
Roger Ailes
Landowners Take Stand
Texas
Oil has long lived in harmony with farmland and cattle across the Texas landscape, a symbiosis nurtured by generations and built on an unspoken honor code that allowed agriculture to thrive while oil was extracted.
Proud Texans have long welcomed the industry because of the cash it brings to sustain agriculture, but also see its presence as part of their patriotic duty to help wean the United States off "foreign" oil. So the answer to companies that wanted to build pipelines has usually been simple: Yes.
Enter TransCanada.
As the company pursues construction of a 1,179-mile-long cross-country pipeline meant to bring Canadian tar sands oil to South Texas refineries, it's finding opposition in the unlikeliest of places: oil-friendly Texas, a state that has more pipelines snaking through the ground than any other.
In the minds of some landowners approached by TransCanada for land, the company has broken the code.
Nearly half the steel TransCanada is using is not American-made and the company won't promise to use local workers exclusively; it can't guarantee the oil will remain in the United States. It has snatched land. Possibly most egregious: The company has behaved like an arrogant foreigner, unworthy of operating in Texas.
Texas
Naked Men In Vienna
Leopold Museum
Naked men of all sizes and shapes are appearing on Vienna kiosks as a prestigious museum kicks off an exhibit of male nudity.
But outside the exhibition, organizers are being forced into cover-up mode after a storm of complaints that the ad posters are offensive.
In a show titled "Nude Men from 1800 to Today," the Leopold Museum opened its doors Friday to examine how artists have dealt with the theme of male nudity over the centuries.
"Mr. Big" - a four-meter (more than 12-foot) high full-frontal photo mounted on plywood and depicting a naked young man in an indolent sprawl - is set up near the show's entrance, lest there be any doubt what visitors are about to see.
The complaints clearly caught the museum by surprise. Vienna's turn-of-the-century decadence allowed erotic artists such as Egon Schiele and Gustav Klimt to flourish, and has turned these days into complacent acceptance of displays of the flesh. Today, lingerie ads are racy and one popular daily paper regularly features pictures of half-naked women.
Leopold Museum
Cat Discovers
Roman Ruins
Mirko Curti was chasing his cat through the streets of his village on Tuesday night when the cat inadvertently discovered a set of ancient Roman ruins.
"The cat managed to get into a grotto and we followed the sound of its meowing," Curti told the Guardian.
When he caught up to the animal, it had crawled into an opening in the side of a cliff. Inside the opening, Curti stumbled upon a 2,000-year-old tomb "piled with bones" and ancient Roman urns.
Archeologists who were called to the site have speculated that it dates back to sometime between the 1st century B.C. and the 2nd century A.D.
Roman Ruins
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