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$10,000 LEMONADE STAND (KTRH)
6-year-old raises $10,000 with lemonade stand to help pay father's medical bills,
Monty Pelerin: 182 Paraprosdokians
Where there's a will, I want to be in it.
Froma Harrop: Dreaming of a New 'Norm' for Executive Pay (Creators Syndicate)
Lavishly paid executives have a new 1 percent number to ponder. It's not about their perch on the top branch of U.S. incomes. It's the lousy 1 percent rise in Citibank's quarterly revenues, which helped prompt the bank's stockholders to reject CEO Vikram Pandit's $15 million pay package. That they were earning a meager 1-cent-a-share quarterly dividend did not improve their mood.
Jerome Weidman: The Night I Met Einstein
This 'Reader's Digest' Classic of "My Most Unforgettable Character" offers a lesson in life-and music-from the most brilliant mind in the world.
Norman Maclean: The End of the World of Books (Letters of Note)
… if the situation ever arose when Alfred A. Knopf was the only publishing house remaining in the world and I was the sole remaining author, that would mark the end of the world of books.
Mark 'E' Everett: Things will Just Get Better and Better (Letters of Note)
In June of 2010, the lead singer of Eels, Mark 'E' Everett, wrote a lovely letter of advice to his 16-year-old self.
Mel Gibson: Joe Eszterhas is a Liar … And His Script SUCKED (TMZ)
Honestly, Joe, not only was the script delivered later than you promised, both Warner Brothers and I were extraordinarily disappointed with the draft. In 25 years of script development I have never seen a more substandard first draft or a more significant waste of time. The decision not to proceed with you was based on the quality of your script, not on any other factor.
TV review: Meet the Romans with Mary Beard; The Fame Report (Guardian)
I love Professor Beard - there's no one better to be in ancient Rome with, writes Lucy Mangan.
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Obama-Clooney
Want to meet George Clooney? President Obama? How about both of them at once - over dinner?
Two lucky Obama boosters will get their chance on May 10, thanks to some creative party planning by the president's re-election team.
Obama's Deputy Campaign Manager Julianna Smoot announced a contest via email on Thursday that grants the winner and a guest access to a posh Hollywood fundraiser for the president.
Here's the kicker: The swanky dinner will be held at Clooney's L.A. home. It'll cost competitors all of $3 each to enter the contest - though they're free to pay more, of course. That's $39,997 less than other guests will be ponying up for the privilege of breaking bread at Chez Clooney with the likes of Barbra Streisand and Jeffrey Katzenberg, who reportedly figure among the 150 hungry, left-leaning luminaries slated to attend.
"George Clooney is doing his part to help re-elect the President, but he knows that it's grassroots supporters like you who will decide this election," said the donation page under the heading, "Obama, Clooney & You."
Obama-Clooney
Times Square 'Fan Confetti' To Honor
Dick Clark
Messages written by Dick Clark's fans will be part of the confetti that's showered on Times Square next New Year's Eve.
People can share their memories of Clark on square-inch pieces of confetti at the Times Square Visitor Center & Museum. The messages will be displayed at the center's Confetti Wishing Wall until New Year's Eve.
Tributes also can be submitted online. Visitors to the center can leave flowers and mementoes beneath a photo montage of Clark's life.
The Times Square Alliance says Clark "was instrumental in making New Year's Eve at the Crossroads of the World what it is today."
Dick Clark
"Quits" After 'John Carter' Bomb
Rich Ross
Disney movie studio boss Rich Ross is stepping down, a month after the family entertainment giant booked a huge loss on the mega-budget sci-fi movie "John Carter."
Ross, 50, had taken the job just two and a half years ago with a mission to cut costs and develop new hits. He had brought "High School Musical" and "Hannah Montana" to TV audiences as the former head of Disney Channels Worldwide.
But the studio's losses continued under Ross despite major restructuring efforts.
A month ago, Disney booked a $200 million loss on "John Carter," a special-effects-laden movie based on the Edgar Rice Burroughs book series. The movie starring Taylor Kitsch had an estimated budget of $250 million, matching what 20th Century Fox spent on "Avatar."
"John Carter" made only $269 million at box offices worldwide while "Avatar" took in $2.8 billion. After splits with theater owners and marketing expenses, Disney said "John Carter" would cause a studio-wide loss of $80 million to $120 million in the quarter through March.
Rich Ross
Drops Three
"America's Next Top Model"
Three of the stars of "America's Next Top Model" have been dropped from the long-running TV show, after falling ratings.
Photographer Nigel Barker, runway coach J. Alexander and photo-shoot director Jay Manuel, won't be returning when the 18th cycle of the show airs later in 2012, executive producer and former supermodel Tyra Banks said on Friday.
There was no information about who would replace them.
"America's Next Top Model," which airs on the CW channel, has lost more than half of its 2005 audience, and is currently watched by less than two million people.
"America's Next Top Model"
Sues City From Prison
Phil Specter
Phil Spector is spending his time in the Big House these days - but it's his other house on the outside that he's worried about.
The former super-producer - who's currently serving 19 years to life for the 2003 murder of actress/hostess Lana Clarkson - filed suit against the city of Alhambra on Thursday, claiming that the city's construction work is threatening and devaluing his Alhambra, Calif. home.
In the suit, filed by Spector and his wife Rachelle in Los Angeles Superior Court, the couple claims that their home "has been destabilized and damaged by deep-seated landsliding caused by road cuts constructed, maintained , operated, owned or controlled by the City of Alhambra and its various departments."
The Spectors are seeking compensation for property damage, loss of use and value of the property and the cost of stabilizing the property. They're also seeking costs for temporary housing, storage and other damages.
Phil Specter
Agrees To Plead Guilty
Ted Nugent
Rocker and wildlife hunter Ted Nugent (R-Draft Dodger) has agreed to plead guilty to transporting a black bear he illegally killed in southeast Alaska.
Nugent made the admission in signing a plea agreement with federal prosecutors that was filed Friday in U.S. District Court.
The plea agreement says Nugent illegally shot and killed the bear in May 2009 on Sukkwan Island days after wounding a bear in a bow hunt, which counted toward a state seasonal limit of one bear.
According to the agreement, first reported by the Anchorage Daily News, the six-day hunt was filmed for his Outdoor Channel television show, "Spirit of the Wild." In the hunt, Nugent used a number of bear-baiting sites on U.S. Forest Service property, according to the agreement.
Nugent, identified in the agreement as Theodore A. Nugent, agreed to pay a $10,000 fine, according to the agreement, which says he also agreed with a two-year probation, including a special condition that he not hunt or fish in Alaska or Forest Service properties for one year. He also agreed to create a public service announcement that would be broadcast on his show every second week for one year, the document states.
Ted Nugent
Another Oopsy
Notorious Priest
A heinous 1992 priest-abuse complaint "fell through the cracks" at the Philadelphia archdiocese, leaving the accused pastor to continue leading a suburban parish for three more years, according to testimony Thursday in a clergy-abuse trial.
Monsignor William Lynn, the longtime secretary for clergy at the Roman Catholic archdiocese, is charged with child endangerment and conspiracy in his handling of sex-abuse complaints about priests.
Prosecutors read some of Lynn's 2002 grand jury testimony aloud to jurors to bolster claims that he and others kept predators in ministry to protect the church from scandal and costly lawsuits.
A seminarian in 1992 told Lynn and Lynn's boss, the late Monsignor James Malloy, that he had been raped throughout high school by Rev. Stanley Gana. The seminarian, who testified in person this week, gave Lynn and Malloy the names and parish of two other potential victims.
In his 2002 testimony, Lynn acknowledged the archdiocese never tried to contact the potential victims or to ask Gana's colleagues if they had seen anything untoward at the rectory. Lynn testified that therapists had advised the church not to contact potential victims to avoid re-victimizing them if they had "moved on."
Gana remained pastor of Our Mother of Sorrows in Bridgeport until 1995, when a second accuser came forward. He was then sent to a church-run treatment centre. He was deemed an alcoholic, not a pedophile - even though the accusers said he rarely drank.
Notorious Priest
Need To Learn Their Place & Keep It
Nuns
A prominent U.S. Catholic nuns' group said on Thursday it was "stunned" that the Vatican reprimanded it for spending too much time on poverty and social justice concerns and not enough on abortion and gay marriage.
In a stinging report on Wednesday, the Vatican said the Leadership Conference of Women Religious had been "silent on the right to life" and had failed to make the "Biblical view of family life and human sexuality" a central plank in its agenda.
It also reprimanded American nuns for expressing positions on political issues that differed, at times, from views held by American bishops. Public disagreement with the bishops - "who are the church's authentic teachers of faith and morals" - is unacceptable, the report said.
The Vatican's Congregation for the Doctrine of the Faith issued a "doctrinal assessment" saying the Holy See was compelled to intervene with the Leadership Conference of Women Religious to correct "serious doctrinal problems."
Nuns
Two-Year Anniversary Marked By Somber Statistics
BP
Friday marks the two-year anniversary of the massive BP Deepwater Horizon oil spill in the Gulf Coast. While the FDA says the local fish are safe to eat, several new reports suggest that local wildlife and the overall environment continue to suffer from damaging effects of what many consider the largest environmental disaster in U.S. history.
The Associated Press reports that a number of fish in the Gulf are suffering from visible maladies, including, "open sores, parasitic infections, chewed-up-looking fins, gashes," and " "mysterious black streaks" along their bodies.
On Wednesday, BP sealed an out-of-court settlement for $7.8 billion with lawyers representing thousands of individuals and businesses affected by the spill. However, the company released a statement insisting that seafood in the region was safe for human consumption.
While the evidence of continued and extensive environmental damage is "nowhere near conclusive," the damage appears to have extended beyond marine life to the Gulf's deep-water coral, seaweed beds and other species of plants.
BP
USDA to Let Industry Self-Inspect
Chicken
Chicken is the top-selling meat in the United States. The average American eats 84 pounds a year, more chicken than beef or pork. Sorry red meat, chicken is what's for dinner. And now the USDA is proposing a fundamental change in the way that poultry makes it to the American dinner table.
As early as next week, the government will end debate on a cost-cutting, modernization proposal it hopes to fully implement by the end of the year. A plan that is setting off alarm bells among food science watchdogs because it turns over most of the chicken inspection duties to the companies that produce the birds for sale.
The USDA hopes to save $85 million over three years by laying off 1,000 government inspectors and turning over their duties to company monitors who will staff the poultry processing lines in plants across the country.
The poultry companies expect to save more than $250 million a year because they, in turn will be allowed to speed up the processing lines to a dizzying 175 birds per minute with one USDA inspector at the end of the line. Currently, traditional poultry lines move at a maximum of 90 birds per minute, with up to three USDA inspectors on line.
Whistleblower inspectors opposed to the new USDA rule say the companies cannot be trusted to watch over themselves. They contend that companies routinely pressure their employees not to stop the line or slow it down, making thorough inspection for contaminants, tumors and evidence of disease nearly impossible. "At that speed, it's all a blur," one current inspector tells ABC News.
Chicken
Woman's 'Habit' Cited In Death
Coca-Cola
When people attribute someone's untimely death to a Coke overdose, they're usually not talking about the world's most popular soda.
But experts in New Zealand say Natasha Harris' 2-gallon-a-day Coca-Cola consumption "probably" contributed to her death. The soda company responded to the alleged connection by noting that even water consumption can be fatal in excessive amounts.
"The first thing she would do in the morning was to have a drink of Coke beside her bed and the last thing she would do at night was have a drink of Coke," Harris' partner Chris Hodgkinson said in a deposition. "She was addicted to Coke."
Hodgkinson testified that Harris drank between 2.1 gallons and 2.6 gallons of Coke every day.
The 30-year-old Harris died of a heart attack in February 2010. According to New Zealand's Fairfax Media, pathologist Dr. Dan Mornin testified on Thursday that Harris likely suffered from hypokalemia (low potassium levels), which he believes was caused by her overall poor nutrition, including the unusually high levels of Coke consumption.
Coca-Cola
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