Baron Dave Romm
The War On Channukkah
By Baron Dave Romm
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The War On Channukkah
Channukkah 5771 has come and gone with but a few mentions in the mainstream media. Parades went on without the name "Channukkah" in them. Menorahs were tucked in between other religious symbols. "A Charlie Brown Channukkah" was not aired... again.
For all that Christians insist that they have taken Jesus as their personal savior, all too few of these moral relativists celebrate the holidays that Jesus did. If he comes back, he won't go to Midnight Mass, he'll light the Shamash.
I tend to spell, in English, The Festival of Lights with the long form. But there are many legitimate translations of Channukkah from the Hebrew.
Jews leave a glass of wine for Elijah at Passover. But do the so-called "Christians" ever leave a birthday presents for Jesus on his so-called birthday?
Jesus was a liberal -- why aren't you?
I feel a little protective of Yehoshua bar Yoseph, aka Jesus Christ, since he's a cousin of mine. However distant, we are related by blood. In these times when "The Fourth Estate is dead", we need the web to spread the Good News more than ever. In practical terms, celebrating the life of Jesus means avoiding bearing false witness.
Jesus urged followers to keep kosher, pay your taxes and be nice to strangers. In other words, a true follower of Jesus is the exact opposite of the teabagger moral relativist types.
To celebrate the birthday of a man who said many wise things and changed the world, let's celebrate his life. Leave the hype and excess to the atheists and anyone who can stand the same holiday muzak ad nauseum for months.
WWJC? What Would Jesus Celebrate?
No one today is entirely certain of the exact day, much less the exact year, of the birth of Cousin Yehoshua. There is much speculation, eg here, here and here. What is likely is that he and his family celebrated his birth with a small party, much like kids today do. I don't mind affixing a semi-arbitrary date for the celebration, and adding all sorts of unrelated traditions just sort of happens given any length of time.
Still, the father you get from the original traditions, the less those traditions are important to celebrants. And that is the case for Christmas.
I find it amusing that Christian-Americans, rooted in the Judeo-Christian culture, revel in the Pilgrim holiday of Thanksgiving but conveniently forget their hatred of "wanton Bacchanallian Christmasses". Another inconsistency amongst today's celebrants.
The next major holiday that Jesus celebrated is Tu B'Shvat. It takes place on the 15th of Shvat, which starts the evening of January 20, 2011CE. Between Channukkah and Tu B'Shvat is some sort of secular buying frenzy involving evergreen trees and reindeer ruminants from snowy climes, none of which were ever experienced by Jesus. It is not recorded whether he partook of Boxing Day or Kwanzaa, but it seems doubtful.
It is also unlikely that he celebrated Martin Luther King's birthday, but almost certain that he would today.
Next secular year, Channukkah overlaps the Sol Invictus holiday of Christmas. Should be interesting. I have no doubt the War On Channukkah will continue, but it will be harder for the secular humanists to sit on Santa's lap and ignore the true roots of the holiday.
So when one of these Jesus-come-lately's greets you with "Merry Christmas", smile and reply brightly, "Happy Channukkah". It's what the birthday boy would say.
Baron Dave Romm is a conceptual artist and a noble of Ladonia who produces Shockwave Radio Theater, writes in a Live Journal demi-blog maintains a Facebook Page, plays with a very weird CD collection and an ever growing list of political links. Dave Romm reviews things at random for obscure web sites. You can read all his music recommendations from Bartcop-E. Podcasts of Shockwave Radio Theater. Permanent archive. A nascent collection of videos are on Baron Dave's YouTube channel. More radio programs, interviews and science fiction humor plays can be accessed on the Shockwave Radio audio page.
Thanks to everyone who has sent me music to play on the air.
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