Baron Dave Romm
Harry Potter
By Baron Dave Romm
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Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, Part I
Quick review: If you liked the other Harry Potter movies and/or read the books, you'll like Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Pt. I
Mild spoilers for those who aren't familiar with the story so far.Beyond that, quite frankly, there's not a lot to say. The seven Harry Potter novels are all a British school year's worth of time, starting at age 11 when secondary school begins for British students. Frankly, I think basing the books on the slightly-foreign-to-US forms adds to the otherworldliness of JK Rowling's world. The stories begin with the summer just before school and winds down as school lets out. The books more than the movies hew to this structure.
Deathly Hallows, the seventh and final book in the Harry Potter series, is quite long with plot and/or exposition throughout. Breaking the book into two movies seems obvious, in retrospect. Part I starts, as usual, just before the school year begins... or would begin if things were proceeding as usual. But, alas, they are not.
Evil is afoot. Specifically, Voldemort. Voldemort, who killed Harry Potter's parents and caused the lightening bolt scar on his forehead, had died but is now coming back. Yes, he's that evil.
Voldemort's was obsessed with attaining immortality. To achieve immortality, Voldemort put his soul into objects called horcruxes (warning, spoilers for the whole series if you read to much of this link). Horcrux creation requires a murder, and destruction is very difficult. It is the task of Harry Potter and friends to destroy these objects.
The Deathly Hallows (warning, link has several spoilers) are powerful objects, the stuff of lore and legend, supposedly created by Death. Possessing all three Deathly Hallows will aid in defeating Voldemort.
Okay, everyone up to speed now? To defeat the Really Really Bad Guy, the Good Guys have to find and destroy hard-to-destroy horcruxes and find and use the nearly mythological Deathly Hallows to finish off the nearly-immortal Really Really Bad Guy.
Hard going. Requires seven books and eight movies.
In this, the penultimate movie, our heroes Harry, Hermione and Ron can trust very few people, so set off on their own. Much of the setting is bleak. Much of the dialog revolves around teenagers raging hormones. Favorite characters appear briefly, if at all. With a few exceptions. Tragedy and triumph. Almost no time is spent on reintroducing the characters, so if you haven't been following the story you'll just have to take a lot on faith.
But if you have been following the story, then you will be richly rewarded. JK Rowling, like the Beatles, took a young audience and dragged them into maturity. So another warning: Deathly Hallows is not a kids movie.
I can't really comment on the movie as a whole because the movie isn't a whole. Suffice it to say that it's a very good movie, and that I will be awaiting Party II. At some point, I'll sit down with all the movies on DVD and go through them. The books are all of one style; the movies several.
The books are better, but the movies are well done.
I'm not even going to recommend Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows. You either know you're going to see it, or you don't care.
Tangled
My niece, with
her mother and aunt, wearing 3D glasses before Tangled
11/27/10
Tangled is the new Disney version of Rapunzel. I went with my three-and-a-half-year-old niece and family. It's is a fine, affecting, movie. But I'm glad Disney renamed the story. Tangled has little or nothing to do with the traditional fairy tale. The set-up, in brief: A king and queen are having a baby, but the expectant mother is going to die in childbirth. The king sends out soldiers to find the one flower that can heal anything. The flower is jealously guarded by an old crone, who uses the flower to remain young for hundreds and hundreds of years. The king finds the flower and heals his wife. The flower is used up, but its powers are transferred to the child. Who is promptly kidnapped by the crone and locked away in a tower. Where, 18 years later, a thief... well, more would be spoiler.
Suffice it to say that this is another Disney film aimed at empowering girls. Not a bad thing in and of itself, but no one else needs to see this movie. It has nothing for boys. It has nothing for parents. Indeed, Tangled will do for petulant teen girls who are sure they are adopted and that their mother hates them what Hamlet did for teen boys who are sure their father hates them and their mother doesn't care.
Not much Rapunzel; more Aladdin (with a thief swooping in) and The Little Mermaid (with the princess leaving home to find True Love) with a dash of 1001 Dalmatians (with the villainess). The 3D is nice and used to good effect, but not necessary to the story. Our 3-year-old wore the glasses without complaint.
Some good songs and the occasional great bit of animation are a major plus. Still, some animation seemed rushed and the characters rarely rise above their one-dimensional introduction. I can't really recommend this movie for anyone but young girls.
Baron Dave Romm is a conceptual artist and a noble of Ladonia who produces Shockwave Radio Theater, writes in a Live Journal demi-blog maintains a Facebook Page, plays with a very weird CD collection and an ever growing list of political links. Dave Romm reviews things at random for obscure web sites. You can read all his music recommendations from Bartcop-E. Podcasts of Shockwave Radio Theater. Permanent archive. A nascent collection of videos are on Baron Dave's YouTube channel. More radio programs, interviews and science fiction humor plays can be accessed on the Shockwave Radio audio page.
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Marc Dion: Losing the War on Everything (Creators Syndicate)
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Current Question
The 'Wiki-Humpty Dumpty' Edition...
Secretary of State Hillary Clinton said Monday the leak of hundreds of thousands of secret diplomatic documents is an attack not only on the United States but also the international community...
"This disclosure is not just an attack on America's foreign policy interests," Clinton said. "It is an attack on the international community: the alliances and partnerships, the conversations and negotiations that safeguard global security and advance economic prosperity." ..."It puts people's lives in danger, threatens our national security and undermines our efforts to work with other countries to solve shared problems," she told reporters at the State Department...
Clinton calls leaked documents attack on world | detnews.com | The Detroit News
(I watched her statement live and she looked to be NOT a happy camper... Woe be unto PFC Manning)
Do you feel the release of these diplomatic documents are:
1.) A good thing...
2.) A bad thing...
3.) Sorta good - Kinda bad...
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Re: Wikileaks Guy
Hi Marty!
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Just Another Citizen With A Story...
Thanks, JACWAS!
It was my decision to withhold this person's name. Why?
Because I think I should.
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Lots of lightning, and heavy, heavy rain.
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Charles Dickens
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"Wetten Dass"
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"Wetten Dass"
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"History Sniffing"
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"History Sniffing"
Pokes At Palin-The-Lesser
Margaret Cho
Bristol Palin says her mother didn't force her to go on "Dancing with the Stars."
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Glove Brings $330,000 At Auction
Michael Jackson
Items from the Michael Jackson's stage wardrobe, including one of the King of Pop's famous gloves, attracted furious bidding at an auction of celebrity memorabilia in Beverly Hills.
Julien's Auctions says a lone glove worn by Jackson during the "Bad" tour in the late 1980s sold for $330,000 at the "Icons & Idols" auction Saturday night. A jacket signed by Jackson brought in $96,000 and a fedora he wore on stage went for $72,000 at the Julien's Auctions event.
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Weekend Box Office
'Tangled'
Mandy Moore's animated musical "Tangled," a new take on long-haired fairy-tale princess Rapunzel, sewed up the No. 1 spot with $21.5 million in its second weekend, according to studio estimates Sunday. That raised the Disney release's domestic total to $96.5 million.
"Tangled" had debuted in second-place over Thanksgiving behind "Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 1," which had been at the top of the box office the two previous weekends.
"Harry Potter" slipped to No. 2 this weekend with $16.7 million. The next-to-last chapter in the Warner Bros. franchise about the teen wizard lifted its domestic haul to $244.2 million.
Business was off sharply after a brisk Thanksgiving weekend, which is one of the busiest periods of the year at movie theaters.
Estimated ticket sales for Friday through Sunday at U.S. and Canadian theaters, according to Hollywood.com. Final figures will be released Monday.
1. "Tangled," $21.5 million.
2. "Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 1," $16.7 million.
3 (tie). "Burlesque," $6.1 million.
3 (tie). "Unstoppable," $6.1 million.
5. "Love & Other Drugs," $5.7 million.
6. "Megamind," $5 million.
7. "Due Date," $4.2 million.
8. "Faster," $3.8 million.
9. "The Warrior's Way," $3.1 million.
10. "The Next Three Days," $2.7 million.
'Tangled'
In Memory
Palle Huld
Danish actor Palle Huld, who reportedly inspired a Belgian cartoonist to create the comic book reporter Tintin, has died. He was 98.
Huld was a stage actor with Denmark's Royal Theater, and he appeared in 40 Danish films between 1933 and 2000.
However, his fame came before his acting career began.
In 1928, he won a competition organized by Danish newspaper that wanted to send a teenager would-be-reporter around the globe.
For 44 days, the 15-year-old traveled to North America, Japan, Siberia and Germany, and was greeted by 20,000 people upon his return to Copenhagen.
Herge, the pen name of Belgian author Georges Remi, heard of Huld's journey which reportedly inspired him to create Tintin, the globe-trotting reporter.
Palle Huld
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