BartCop Entertainment Archives - Monday, 27 November, 2006

Monday

27 November, 2006

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WHAT IF THEY GAVE AN IRAQ STUDY GROUP, AND NOBODY CAME


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Recommended Reading

from Bruce

Cut and Run, the Only Brave Thing to Do ...a letter from Michael Moore
We were able to defeat all of Nazi Germany, Mussolini, and the entire Japanese empire in LESS time than it's taken the world's only superpower to secure the road from the airport to downtown Baghdad. And we haven't even done THAT.


Peter Berger: Malaise. Guest commentary by Poor Elijah (irascibleprofessor.com)
Public schools have been staggering through their own crisis for more than a generation. Part of the blame rests directly on culprits we can see at school: bankrupt education theories and assorted follies like self-esteem, whole language, and enfeebled classroom discipline. The roots of the problem also extend to our homes and civic institutions and appear as children from single-parent families, drug use, and crime.


Robert Wilonsky: One Toke Wonder: Tenacious D gets the band back together, and . . . and . . . and? (villagevoice.com)
The first few minutes of Tenacious D in 'The Pick of Destiny' are something to behold: a four-minute rock opera cranked to 11. A doughy young boy with dirty-mop locks (Nacho Libre's Troy Gentile, once more playing li'l Jack Black) laments his tragic plight: He's stuck in Kickapoo with "a humble family, religious through and through," that just doesn't get his tasty jams.


Tristan Taormino: Sexual Guru (villagevoice.com)
Nina Hartley (nina.com) has had a lot of sex. At 47, she has been in the porn industry for 22 years and appeared in more than 600 movies. Her on- and offscreen fucking (she's also been an active swinger) has given her experience and insight beyond what most everyday women could achieve, and lucky for us, she likes to share.


Jack Lechner: Robert Altman-A Short Cut (villagevoice.com)
The only thing that doesn't sadden me about Robert Altman's death is the thought that it might inspire people to go back and watch his movies again. The man may be in the past tense now, but the movies are here in the present. They'll be around for the future, too.


Corey Scholibo: Member of the wedding (advocate.com)
When Advocate arts and entertainment editor Corey Scholibo goes home to Houston to take part in a friend's wedding, he discovers that his role in the ceremony befits his status-not best man, not bridesmaid, but an honored gay place of his own.


Shauna Swartz: Meet Judy (aka Jewdy) Gold (afterellen.com)
In college, she spent one summer as a toll collector on the New Jersey turnpike, filling in at exits nine through 13 depending on who was on vacation on any particular day. "It was the '80s, and people going to concerts at the Garden State Arts Center would give me joints," Gold recalls. "And there was one time I had 12 trucks in my lane because the guys would get on the CB and be like, 'Chick in lane four.'"


Interview by Dena Ross: Lou Holtz's Life Lessons (beliefnet.com)
The ESPN analyst and former Notre Dame football coach on what we can do to achieve our goals.


Commentoon: Family Plan Appointment (womensenews.org)

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Hubert's Poetry Corner

NASCAR AND GEORGE W. BUSH IN IRAQ

AND WHERE IT STOPS - NOBODY KNOWS?

"NASCAR AND GEORGE W. BUSH IN IRAQ"


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Reader Comment

'The Hobbit'

Marty:

So, Peter Jackson may not be doing 'The Hobbit.' Believe me, real fans of Tolkien's stories are heaving a huge sigh of relief.

Don't get me wrong - I've enjoyed some of Jackson's work. My favorite is his 1996 'The Frighteners,' but it's obvious from 'Lord Of The Rings' he didn't read the Trilogy.

Like many confronted by the twelve hundred pages, he scanned it, concentrating on the more exciting sections. Then he went horribly off story - making the movies at least an hour longer with weird complications never in the books. These additions only weakened the epic and made character interactions confusing at best.

I believe this is why nearly all of Tolkien's family distanced themselves from the project and why real fans are hoping whomever does 'The Hobbit' will stay on story.

John Ronald Reuel deserves at least that.

Agmar


Thanks, Agmar!

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Selected Readings

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"DO YOU KISS YOUR KIDS WITH THAT MOUTH?"

THUS SPAKE GEORGE W BUSH

DEAL WITH IT JESUS FREAKS

'...PUTTING ALL THINGS TO THE DOUBT."

WE ARE PEOPLE TOO!

IF I DID A G-DUB

"A FOOL LIES HERE WHO TRIED TO HUSTLE THE EAST."

REALLY FUCKING DUH!

REALLY FUCKING DUH!!! PART TWO

TOWARDS BETTER SLAVERY!

RICH WHITE TRASH

FUCK ALL THE "SERIOUS PEOPLE."

I'M DREAMING OF A WHITE CHRISTMAS. HEE HAW


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Ark Of Darkness

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In The Chaos Household

Last Night

Mostly overcast and cool.


Just tried to fire up the furnace, but it didn't work. Ack.



Tonight, Monday:

CBS opens the night with a FRESH 'How I Met Your Mother', followed by a FRESH 'The Class', then a FRESH '2½ Men', followed by a FRESH 'Old Christine', then a FRESH 'CSI: The 2nd One'.
Scheduled on a FRESH Dave are Kate Winslet and Tom Waits.
Scheduled on a FRESH Craig are William Shatner, Mike Luckovich, and Driveblind.

NBC begins the night with a FRESH 'Deal Or No Deal', followed by a FRESH 'Heroes', then a FRESH 'Studio 60'.
Scheduled on a FRESH Leno are Cameron Diaz, Isaac Mizrahi, and the Wreckers.
Scheduled on a FRESH Conan are Matthew Broderick, Lisa Edelstein, and Jet.
Scheduled on a FRESH Carson Daly are Stephon Marbury and Landon Pigg..

ABC starts the night with a FRESH 'Wife Swap', followed by a FRESH 2-hour 'The Bachelor'.
On a RERUN Jimmy Kimmel (from 11/10/06) are Don Rickles, Nick and Aaron Carter, and the Hold Steady.

The CW offers a FRESH 'Everybody Hates Chris', followed by a FRESH 'All Of Us', then a FRESH 'Girlfriends', followed by a FRESH 'The Game'.

Faux has a FRESH 'Prison Break', followed by a RERUN 'House'.

MY has a FRESH 'Desire', followed by a FRESH 'Fashion House'.

A&E has 'CSI: The 2nd One', another 'CSI: The 2nd One', and the movie 'Monster's Ball'.

AMC offers the movie 'Pulp Fiction', followed by the movie 'Autumn In New York', then the movie 'Basic Instinct'.

BBC  -   
 [2:00 pm]    As Time Goes By - Episode 6;
 [2:40 pm]    Are You Being Served - By Appointment;
 [3:20 pm]    Keeping Up Appearances - Episode 9;
 [4:00 pm]    The Avengers - Who's Who?;
 [5:00 pm]    Footballers Wives - Episode 2;
 [6:00 pm]    BBC World News;
 [6:30 pm]    Cash in the Attic - Inglis;
 [7:00 pm]    The Benny Hill Show - Episode 44;
 [8:00 pm]    Whose Line Is It Anyway? - Episode 2;
 [8:30 pm]    Whose Line Is It Anyway? - Episode 1;
 [9:00 pm]    Vincent - Episode 4;
 [10:30 pm]    Crimefighters - Ep 2 Open All Hours;
 [11:00 pm]    Whose Line Is It Anyway? - Episode 6;
 [11:30 pm]    Whose Line Is It Anyway? - Episode 7;
 [12:00 am]    The Benny Hill Show - Episode 45;
 [1:00 am]    Vincent - Episode 4;
 [2:30 am]    Crimefighters - Ep 2 Open All Hours;
 [3:00 am]    Murder City - Ep 1 Critical Path;
 [4:30 am]    Murder City - Ep 2 Under the Skin;
 [6:00 am]    BBC World News.    (ALL TIMES EST)

Bravo has 'West Wing', 'Inside The Actors Studio', 'Six Feet Under', and another 'Six Feet Under'.

Comedy Central has 'Scrubs', another 'Scrubs', an old 'Jon Stewart', an old 'Colbert Report', 'Chappelle's Show', 'South Park', 'Scrubs', and another 'Scrubs'.
Scheduled on a FRESH Jon Stewart is Rep. Rahm Emanuel.
Scheduled on a FRESH Colbert Report is Jim Lehrer.

History has 'Modern Marvels', another 'Modern Marvels', and 'Engineering An Empire'.

IFC  -   
 [06:20 AM]    My Son the Fanatic;
 [07:50 AM]    Joe the King;
 [09:35 AM]    Suckers;
 [11:05 AM]    Invincible;
 [01:20 PM]    My Son the Fanatic;
 [02:50 PM]    Joe the King;
 [04:30 PM]    Invincible;
 [06:45 PM]    Shadowlands;
 [09:00 PM]    Unhook the Stars;
 [10:45 PM]    The Hudsucker Proxy;
 [12:40 AM]    The eMusic Dozens: Indie Local;
 [12:50 AM]    November Media Lab Results;
 [01:00 AM]    Unhook the Stars;
 [02:50 AM]    The Hudsucker Proxy;
 [04:45 AM]    Night at the Golden Eagle.    (ALL TIMES EST)

SciFi has 'Heroes', 'Threshold', another 'Threshold', and a FRESH 'Threshold'.

Sundance  -   
 [07:00 AM]    Seamless;
 [08:20 AM]    Fahrenheit 451 (1967);
 [10:15 AM]    The War Room;
 [12:00 PM]    The Making of Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid;
 [12:45 PM]    Small Town Secrets;
 [01:00 PM]    Fela Kuti - Music is the Weapon;
 [02:00 PM]    Resist. With the Living Theatre;
 [03:30 PM]    Seamless;
 [04:45 PM]    The War Room;
 [06:30 PM]    Iconoclasts: Robert Redford on Paul Newman;
 [07:15 PM]    The Making of Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid;
 [08:00 PM]    The Hill: Episode 6: It's Time To Be Mad As Hell;
 [08:30 PM]    House of Boateng: Episode 7;
 [09:00 PM]    Writer of O;
 [10:30 PM]    Mother/Country;
 [11:00 PM]    Iconoclasts 2: Episode 5: Paul Simon + Lorne Michaels;
 [11:45 PM]    Kadosh;
 [01:45 AM]    Red Diaper Baby;
 [03:30 AM]    Clara et Moi;
 [05:00 AM]    Fahrenheit 451 (1967).    (ALL TIMES EST)

TCM:
 [6:00 AM]    Four Horsemen Of The Apocalypse (1921)    SILENT ;
 [8:30 AM]    Little Caesar (1930);
 [10:00 AM]    An American in Paris (1951)     [View Trailer];
 [12:00 PM]    The Thin Man (1934)     [View Trailer];
 [1:45 PM]    Sergeant York (1941)     [View Trailer];
 [4:00 PM]    From Here To Eternity (1953)     [View Trailer];
 [6:00 PM]    12 Angry Men (1957)     [View Trailer];
 [8:00 PM]    The Public Enemy (1931);
 [9:30 PM]    The African Queen (1951)     [View Trailer];
 [11:30 PM]    North By Northwest (1959)     [View Trailer];
 [2:00 AM]    The Manchurian Candidate (1962)     [View Trailer];
 [4:30 AM]    Red Dust (1932).    (ALL TIMES EST)


Tuesday  -  11/28

TCM spends the night with director John Ford.
 [6:00 AM]    Festival of Shorts #49 (2006);
 [6:30 AM]    The Great Dictator (1940);
 [8:45 AM]    I Love You Again (1940);
 [10:30 AM]    The Pirate (1948)     [View Trailer];
 [12:30 PM]    Shall We Dance (1937);
 [2:30 PM]    The Inspector General (1949)     [View Trailer];
 [4:15 PM]    The Ladykillers (1955);
 [6:00 PM]    What's New, Pussycat? (1965);
 [8:00 PM]    The Last Hurrah (1958)     [View Trailer];
 [10:15 PM]    Arrowsmith (1931);
 [12:15 AM]    The Informer (1935)     [View Trailer];
 [2:00 AM]    Flesh (1932);
 [3:45 AM]    Judge Priest (1934);

 [5:15 AM]    MGM Parade Show #25 (1955).    (ALL TIMES EST)



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Actress Nicole Kidman arrives for the European premiere of 'Happy Feet ' at the Empire cinema in London November 26, 2006.
Photo by Luke Macgregor
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Bad Cinema Diary

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Rattle Business World

Documentary Films

Starbucks Corp. was one of the companies that turned down interview requests from Nick and Mark Francis when the brothers were shooting their documentary about rampant poverty among Ethiopian coffee growers.

But after "Black Gold" attracted attention at the Sundance Film Festival in January, the coffee giant invited the British brothers to its Seattle headquarters as it prepared for a barrage of bad publicity.

"Black Gold," now being screened at festivals and art houses, is the latest in a growing genre of documentary films shaking up the business world. They are taking critiques of corporate power that would once have been the province of newspapers and magazines to movie theaters and DVD shops, where they're finding an increasingly receptive audience.

The trend, which started with "Roger and Me" in 1989 and more recently featured "Super Size Me" and "Enron: The Smartest Guys in the Room," is forcing some corporate targets to counterattack - and, some say, even change business practices - to dodge claims of unfair wages, unhealthy products or environmental degradation.

Documentary Films

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U.S. actor Robin Williams poses with two penguins in Leicester Square for the European premiere of his latest film, 'Happy Feet' in central London, Sunday Nov. 26, 2006. The animated penguin movie also stars Nicole Kidman, Elijah Wood and Brittany Murphy.
Photo by Max Nash
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Injuries of Darth Vader

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Visit Vietnam Orphans

Pitt & Jolie

Hollywood superstars Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie called at an orphanage during their surprise visit to southern Vietnam, a state-run newspaper said on Saturday.

The couple gave candies and toys to children at Tam Binh orphanage in Ho Chi Minh City and had lunch there on Friday, Nguyen Van Trung, director of the charity facility told the Saigon Giai Phong (Liberation Saigon) daily.

Newspapers, which on Friday morning showed front-page photos of Pitt and Jolie riding a scooter in Ho Chi Minh City streets without helmets, said on Saturday their photographers had failed to capture any moment of the couple on their second day in town.

Pitt & Jolie

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Ex Astris Scientia - Bernd Schneider's Star Trek Site

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Residents Spar Over Peace Sign

Colorado

A homeowners association in southwestern Colorado has threatened to fine a resident $25 a day until she removes a Christmas wreath with a peace sign that some say is an anti- Iraq war protest or a symbol of Satan.

Some residents who have complained have children serving in Iraq, said Bob Kearns, president of the Loma Linda Homeowners Association in Pagosa Springs. He said some residents have also believed it was a symbol of Satan. Three or four residents complained, he said.

Lisa Jensen said she wasn't thinking of the war when she hung the wreath. She said, "Peace is way bigger than not being at war. This is a spiritual thing."

Kearns ordered the committee to require Jensen to remove the wreath, but members refused after concluding that it was merely a seasonal symbol that didn't say anything. Kearns fired all five committee members.

Colorado

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bartcook

In The Kitchen With BartCop & Friends

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Watershed Election

News Media

Election night 2006 will go into history books as a triumph for Democrats and rebuke to resident Bush. It was a watershed evening for the news media, too.

The first smoothly run election night of the Internet era left many news organizations unsure of where they stood and should prompt some rethinking in time for 2008, according to a detailed new report by the Project for Excellence in Journalism.

The journalism think tank monitored several forms of media that night and concluded the best place to follow the story was on Web sites run by television networks - as opposed to the networks themselves.

Because of the richly detailed Web sites, fed by both results and exit poll data gathered by the networks and The Associated Press, Internet browsers frequently were more up-to-date than the anchors and pundits on the air, said Tom Rosenstiel, the project's director.

News Media

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U.S. actress Brittany Murphy arrives in Leicester Square for the European premiere of her latest film 'Happy Feet' in central London, Sunday Nov. 26, 2006. The animated penguin movie also stars actors Nicole Kidman, Elijah Wood and Robin Williams.
Photo by Max Nash
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Wolfgang's Vault

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Introducing Transgender Character

'All My Children'

In a story unusual even for a soap opera and believed to be a television first, ABC's "All My Children" this week will introduce a transgender character who is beginning to make the transition from a man into a woman.

The character, a flamboyant rock star known as Zarf, kisses the lesbian character Bianca and much drama ensues. The storyline begins with Thursday's episode of the daytime drama.

There have been a handful of post-surgical transgender characters in television shows, including a college professor in the 2001 prime-time CBS series "The Education of Max Bickford" and a model in the short-lived ABC soap opera "The City" in 1996, according to the Gay and Lesbian Alliance Against Defamation. Showtime's "The L Word" currently features a character changing from a woman into a man.

'All My Children'

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Dow/Popsci Periodic Table

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Likes His Casanova Image

Jack Nicholson

Actor Jack Nicholson is proud of his image as a die-hard Casanova, saying it had helped fuel his five-decade-long career, in an interview with a German women's magazine.

"This image was always very useful. I never had the feeling that anyone really condemned my behavior," the 69-year-old playboy told Fuer Sie magazine.

The three-time Oscar winner who has been linked with Hollywood beauties including Anjelica Huston and Lara Flynn Boyle said his colleagues saw him as someone who knew how to have a good time.

Jack Nicholson

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Vidiot Speak
(formerly 'The Vidiot')

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Guest On 'Keep Hope Alive'

Michael Richards

Comedian Michael Richards said Sunday he did not consider himself a racist, and that he was "shattered" by the comments he made to two young black men during a tirade at a Los Angeles comedy club.

Richards appeared on the Rev. Jesse Jackson's nationally syndicated radio program, "Keep Hope Alive," as a part of a series of apologies for the incident. He said he knew his comments hurt the black community, and hoped to meet with the two men.

Richards told Jackson the tirade was fueled by anger, not bigotry. He said he wanted to hurt those who had hurt him.

Michael Richards

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Portuguese Nobel Prize winner Jose Saramago is seen during a conference about the Guadalajara International Book Fair at Guadalajara's Expo Sunday, Nov. 26, 2006, in Mexico. The most important book fair in the Spanish-speaking world opened on Saturday in the Mexican city of Guadalajara, and continues over the next 8 days.
Photo by Guillermo Arias
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Encyclopedia of World Biography

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Retools Web Site In Recruitment Push

CIA

The CIA has scrapped its ho-hum test that steered job applicants toward mysterious careers and devised one that's cloaked in jest.

Invisibility or ESP? Jet pack or amphibious sports car? Walk the Great Wall of China or sip Champagne at a New York gala?

The results from the CIA's personality quiz are just a few clicks away, diagnosing test takers as daring thrill-seekers, thoughtful observers, curious adventurers, innovative pioneers or impressive masterminds.

The agency's online personality test is the equivalent of a help-wanted sign, posted on the closest thing the agency has to a front door - its Web site. The frivolous quiz is designed to encourage job applications while dispelling myths about the agency, some of them born of the James Bond stereotype.

CIA

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Anatomy of a Black Hole

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Chinese Painting Fetches Record Price

Xu Beihong

A rare piece by renowned Chinese artist Xu Beihong has smashed the record for a Chinese oil painting, selling for HK$53.9 million (US$6.9 million) at a Christie's auction in Hong Kong on Sunday.

The work "Slave and Lion," far exceeded the pre-auction estimate of HK$32 million, underscoring the sustained feverish demand from buyers for top quality works by Chinese artists.

Xu Beihong's "Slave and Lion" dates from the artist's stay in Berlin in the early 1920's and depicts the story of the Roman slave Androclus who pulled a thorn from a lion's paw.

Xu Beihong

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U.S. resident George W. Bush's daughters Barbara (L) and Jenna (R) watch an Argentine First Division soccer match between Boca Juniors and Colon at La Bombonera stadium in Buenos Aires November 26, 2006. An Argentine official confirmed last Wednesday that one of resident Bush's daughters had her purse stolen on November 19 while visiting the Argentine capital accompanied by Secret Service agents, while ABC News, citing unnamed law enforcement officials, reported on its Web site that it was Barbara "Not Jenna" Bush that had both her purse and cellphone stolen while having dinner at a Buenos Aires restaurant.
Photo by Marcos Brindicci
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Iron Mines of New York, New Jersey

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Outraged Thief Tips Police

Child Porn

A Red Deer man has been jailed after an outraged burglar spotted massive amounts of child pornography on his computer and called police.

William Mitchell, who pleaded guilty earlier this year in Red Deer provincial court, was charged in October 2005 after RCMP, acting on an anonymous tip, searched his home. An agreed statement says that someone had broken into Mitchell's residence and taken a video camera. The camera, the tipster said, had images of child pornography and would be left on the steps of a church.

Police retrieved the camera and soon realized the burglar had videotaped a computer monitor displaying images of child pornography.

Following the address printed on the burglar's note, police seized computer equipment containing 13,315 pornographic images.

Child Porn

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The Antikythera Mechanism Research Project

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Growing Their Own

Toronto

A Canadian police search for marijuana grow operations mushroomed as officers discovered 22 units in a Toronto high rise were being used to cultivate the illegal drug, four times more than expected.

Police found over 6,000 marijuana plants worth an estimated street value of over C$6.0 million ($5.31 million) scattered throughout the 22 apartments in the north Toronto building.

Media reports said police were originally alerted to the marijuana operations last April when a fire broke out in one of the units.

Armed with search warrants for just five apartments in the 13-storey high rise, police discovered they had just scratched the surface.

Toronto

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A man pulls his child on a sled in a snowfall in Vancouver, British Columbia November 26, 2006.
Photo by Kim Stallknecht
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Market Manipulation

Oil Companies

You'd think it was Texas. Dusty roads course the scrubland toward oil tanks and warehouses. Beefy men talk oil over burritos at lunch. Like grazing herds, oil wells dip nonstop amid the tumbleweed - or even into the asphalt of a parking lot.

That's why the rumor sounded so wrong here in California's lower San Joaquin Valley, where petroleum has gushed up more riches than the whole gold rush. Why would Shell Oil Co. simply close its Bakersfield refinery? Why scrap a profit maker?

The company says it could make more money on other projects. It denies it intended to squeeze the market, as its critics would claim, to drive up gasoline profits at its other refineries in the region.

Whatever the truth in Bakersfield, an Associated Press analysis suggests that big oil companies have been crimping supplies in subtler ways across the country for years. And tighter supplies tend to drive up prices.

Oil Companies

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How to Oil Paint

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17-Day Journey From Israel To UK

Ziggy The Cat

Ziggy the cat used up at least one of his nine lives after surviving for 17 days without food on a 2,300 mile voyage that took him from northern Israel to England.

The skinny white cat named after Ziggy Stardust -- the character created by David Bowie in the 1970s, because like the rock star he has one green and one blue eye -- made his epic trip as a stowaway in a 40-foot container.

His journey began when he wandered into a consignment of plastic goods which were then sealed in Afula in Israel and shipped from Haifa on October 31.

It ended when he emerged, exhausted, starving and dehydrated, at a warehouse in Whitworth in Lancashire on Friday.

Ziggy The Cat

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Kanokkorn Kobhiran shows off her outfit made of more than 2,500 condoms in Bangkok, Thailand, Sunday, Nov 26, 2006. Activists in many countries are undertaking activities ahead of the upcoming World AIDS Day on Dec. 1.
Photo by Sakchai Lalit
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