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CBS opens the night with a FRESH'How I Met Your Mother', followed by a FRESH'2 Broke Girls', then a FRESH'2½ Men', followed by a FRESH'Mike & Molly', then a FRESH'Hawaii Five-0'.
Scheduled on a FRESHDave are Seth Rogen, Poppy Montgomery, and Fleet Foxes
Scheduled on a FRESHCraig are Jonah Hill and Chris Young
NBC begins the night with a FRESH'The Sing Off', followed by the FRESH'The Playboy Club'.
Scheduled on a FRESHLeno are Ryan Gosling and Arctic Monkeys
Scheduled on a FRESHJimmy Fallon it's TBA
On a RERUNCarson 'The Scab' Daly (from 9/20/11) are David Guetta and the Decemberists
ABC starts the night with a FRESH'Dancing With The R's', followed by a FRESH'Castle'.
Scheduled on a FRESHJimmy Kimmel are Dana Delany, Erin Andrews, and Kelly Rowland
The CW has a FRESH'Gossip Girl', followed by a FRESH'Hart Of Dixie'.
Faux fills the night with a FRESH'Terra Nova'.
MY recycles an old 'L& O: SVU', followed by another old 'L&O: SVU'.
A&E has 'Hoarders', another 'Hoarders', still another 'Hoarders', and 'Intervention'.
AMC offers the movie 'Broken Arrow', followed by the movie 'The Perfect Storm'.
BBC -
6:00 AM] BBC World News
7:00 AM] BBC World News
8:00 AM] The Graham Norton Show - Ep 10 Bill Bailey, Kelly Rowland
9:00 AM] Gordon Ramsay's F Word - Episode 9
10:00 AM] Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares - Ep. 1 Bonapartes
11:00 AM] Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares - Ep 2 Piccolo Teatro
12:00 PM] Doctor Who - Ep 11 Turn Left
1:00 PM] Gordon Ramsay's F Word - Episode 1
2:00 PM] Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares - Ep 1 Lanterna
3:00 PM] Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares - Ep 2 Lela's
4:00 PM] Star Trek: The Next Generation - Ep 22 Half a Life
5:00 PM] Doctor Who - Ep 10 Midnight
6:00 PM] Doctor Who - Ep 11 Turn Left
7:00 PM] Top Gear - Episode 9
8:00 PM] Top Gear - Episode 5
9:00 PM] Top Gear - Episode 6
10:20 PM] Top Gear - Episode 2
11:40 PM] Top Gear - Episode 6
2:00 AM] Top Gear - Episode 5
3:00 AM] Top Gear - Episode 4
4:00 AM] Top Gear - Episode 3
5:00 AM] Top Gear - Episode 2 (ALL TIMES EST)
Bravo has 'Millionaire Matchmaker', another 'Millionaire Matchmaker', followed by a FRESH'Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills', then a FRESH'Most Eligible Dallas'.
Comedy Central has '30 Rock', another '30 Rock', 'Futurama', 'South Park', 'It's Always Sunny In Philly', another 'It's Always Sunny In Philly', still another 'It's Always Sunny In Philly', and yet another 'It's Always Sunny In Philly'.
Scheduled on a FRESHJon Stewart it's TBA
Scheduled on a FRESHColbert Report it's TBA
FX has '2½ Men', another '2½l Men', followed by the movie 'xXx'.
History has 'American Pickers', 'Pawn Stars', another 'Pawn Stars', followed by a FRESH'American Pickers', then a FRESH'Pawn Stars', and another FRESH'Pawn Stars'.
IFC -
[6:00AM] The Tao of Steve
[8:00AM] Dummy
[10:00AM] Meatballs
[12:00PM] The Tao of Steve
[2:00PM] Dummy
[4:00PM] Meatballs
[6:00PM] Malcolm in the Middle - Pilot
[6:30PM] Malcolm in the Middle - Red Dress
[7:00PM] Hard Candy
[9:15PM] American Psycho
[11:30PM] Malcolm in the Middle - Home Alone 4
12:00AM] Malcolm in the Middle - Shame
12:30AM] American Psycho
2AM - 3AM] Paid Programming
3:00AM] Hard Candy
5:15AM] Whisker Wars - Its Norway or the Highway
5:45AM] United We Stand (ALL TIMES EST)
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