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Happy Feet
By Baron Dave Romm
Shockwave Radio Theater
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Happy Feet!
Chinstrap
Penguin, Bailyhead Island, Antarctica, December 1, 2005
photo by
Baron Dave Romm
Thumbs up on the antarctic terrain, thumbs down on penguins dancing
Happy Feet gets a lot right: Antarctica is that beautiful. For the most part, the ice formations glacier ledges and packed snow are just like depicted. The opening sequence at the Emperor Penguin rookery is straight out of the documentary March of the Penguins, and is quite authentic. This takes place many miles inland, with drifts and packed ice. Antarctica is a large place, more than twice the land mass of Europe, and the driest continent. Inland, on the plateau, it doesn't rain. The pole gets 2-3 inches of snow a year all of which is moisture freezing out of the atmosphere. Most of the life on the continent -- and most of the action in the film -- takes place along the coast.
Gentoo Penguins on ledge
Peterman
Island, Antarctica, December 4, 2005
photo by Ethel G. Romm
Penguins move like that... on land. Penguins are birds, and they fly underwater. Unlike the movie, penguins usually swim in schools, not individually (and not choreographed). I never saw one dive off a cliff, they usually just wade into the water or make a shallow diver from very close. Penguins are built to dive and swim, and are awkward on land. They travel short distances on solid ground, and it's an awkward pain. I'll allow some cinematic tinkering with anthropomorphizing the movements, but seeing an actual penguin school underwater is amazingly beautiful... and brief.
Needed better development to make a stronger story
Mary Poppins developed out of a series of stories, and the Disney Development Team did a spectacularly good job bringing them together into a whole movie. No villains, just character development. Happy Feet doesn't do quite so well. The villains are all contrived. Skuas eatpenguin eggs not penguins. Penguins have no natural enemies on land, and mainly have to worry about seals. Penguins eat fish, seals eat penguins (some of them, anyway). The main danger in the movie and real life is the disruption of the food chain by humans, but the film oversimplifies the problem. There is very little pollution (so far) on the continent, and seamen hunt whales, not fish.
Skuas eating penguin
egg
Baileyhead Island, Antarctica, December 1, 2005
photo by
Baron Dave Romm
Penguins have distinctive voices. Chicks can find their parent even in a crowd. It's not at all a stretch to have the penguins in the film admire singing as the highest art form. It is a stretch to have any penguin tap dancing. It's not just the lack of knees, it's the lack of a surface to tap on. The filmmakers do a wonderful job making penguin movements believable, but this stretches the imagination.
The vocal talent is pretty good. Elijah Wood as Mumble hits the right note of innocence and determination. Robin Williams plays a couple of ethic parts without taking over the film. The singing is great, very Moulin Rouge: no song is ever completed, to make the music a part of their lives. The Animation is really nifty, but no, I don't buy a tap dancing penguin.
Shockwave broadcast which includes a recording of penguins I made with my iPod.
The Ugly Duckling story starts off well but gets involved with an ecological storyline that doesn't really work. Penguins are dying not because "aliens" (i.e. humans) are leaving beer can rings and overfishing the Antarctic, but because the ocean temperature is changing the krill habitat. I greatly appreciate that the issues are being raised, but I wish they'd spent a bit more energy to get it right.
I'm going to round the DVD up a bit because of the extras. A deleted segment with Steve Irwin as an albatross is fun. I don't know why they threw in the 1936 Warner Brothers cartoon I Love To Singa (thematically similar, though very different in most respects) but I'm happy to see it again. Various other bits are good. No commentary, though that doesn't bother me for this film.
In the Shockwave Radio Theater scale from 9 to 23, I'll give Happy Feet about an 18. Recommended as a secondary children's film: The animals are very well done, the scenery is gorgeous and there's enough action to keep the kids interested and enough music for parents and children to appreciate.
Penguin Love
Gentoo Penguins, Neko Island, Antarctica,
December 3, 2005
photo by Baron Dave Romm
Baron Dave Romm is a conceptual artist and a noble of Ladonia who produces Shockwave Radio Theater, writes in a Live Journal demi-blog, plays with a very weird CD collection and an ever growing list of political links. Dave Romm reviews things at random for obscure web sites. You can read all his music recommendations from Bartcop-E. Podcasts of Shockwave Radio Theater. Permanent archive. More radio programs, interviews and science fiction humor plays can be accessed on the Shockwave Radio audio page.
Thanks to everyone who has sent me music to play on the air.
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She lazily walked through her dance moves with little enthusiasm. It appeared she had forgotten the entire art of lip-synching; and, perhaps most unforgivable given her once taut frame, she looked embarrassingly out of shape.
Even the celebrity-studded audience seemed bewildered. 50 Cent looked at Spears with a confused expression; Diddy, her new best friend, was expressionless.
MTV Awards
Creative Emmys Winner
'Dick In A Box'
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'Dick In A Box'
Complete List of Creative Emmy Award Winners
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Garrison Keillor
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NDR television program director Volker Herres said on the NDR website the network had fired Eva Herman, 48, with immediate effect for her comments "that we deemed to be incompatible to her role as a television presenter and talk show host."
Herman, who was a news presenter for the network's flagship "Tagesschau" news program for 18 years to 2006, has also hosted several other talk shows on NDR.
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Eva Herman
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Tammy Faye Messner
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'Vaffanculo-day'
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An estimated 40,000 people attended Grillo's rally in Bologna on Saturday and many more went to hundreds of similar "Vaffanculo-day" protests around the country. The word is the Italian equivalent of the "f"-word in English.
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'Vaffanculo-day'
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Naked Carpenter
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Alameda County Superior Court Judge Julie Conger ruled Thursday that although Percy Honniball of Oakland was naked, he was not acting lewdly or seeking sexual gratification.
The carpenter has said he likes to work in the nude because it's more comfortable and it helps him keep his clothes clean.
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Naked Carpenter
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'3:10 to Yuma'
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Estimated ticket sales for Friday through Sunday at U.S. and Canadian theaters, according to Media By Numbers LLC. Final figures will be released Monday.
1. "3:10 to Yuma," $14.1 million
2. "Halloween," $10 million.
3. "Superbad," $8 million.
4. "Balls of Fury," $5.7 million.
5. "The Bourne Ultimatum," $5.5 million.
6. "Shoot 'Em Up," $5.5 million.
7. "Rush Hour 3," $5.3 million.
8. "Mr. Bean's Holiday," $3.4 million.
9. "The Nanny Diaries," $3.3 million.
10. "Hairspray," $2 million.
3:10 to Yuma
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