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The Exact Opposite Part I
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The exact opposite
A standard conservative Big Brother technique is to make wild random claims, sling mud and repeat lies until some of the mud sticks or one of the wild claims has a small germ of truth. More recently, emboldened by Ford's pardon of Nixon and GHW Bush's pardon of high-level Iran-Contra crooks, Republicans have been enormously successful with another slanderous technique: The exact opposite. Accuse your opponents of the very despicable acts you are doing, then duck and lie. This is a reflection of George W. Bush's lack of moral compass. Throughout his life, his first impulse is to run away, and is second impulse is to lie about it. Now, it the lies are institutionalized as Republican gospel, with entirely different standards of "truth" for the Democrats and the GOP.
Every time a Republican has been investigated, indicted and/or convicted, they inevitably whine, "it's a political vendetta!" In fact, the exact opposite is true: US Attorneys were under orders to go after Democrats and not investigate Republicans.
The exact opposite describes most of the Republican claims over the past decade. The prime example: When the GOP rose en masse to declare their outrage over Bill Clinton having consensual sex with someone not his wife, it turned out that many of his more strident accusers were having affairs of their own, or covering up for pedophile predators. Forgotten in the hubbub was that they were forced to use this lame excuse because all the other random charges against Clinton turned out not to be true. Complete exoneration in Whitewater, the Travel Office firings, etc. Pretty much the same about charges against high-ranking figures in his administration. No one did anything illegal while they were in office, though they caught (and caught up with) a few previous crimes. Sphincter Conservatives will never admit the truth: The Clinton administration was squeaky clean. Morally, George W. Bush makes Bill Clinton look like a saint. Most Republicans would rather die (or have our brave troops die) than admit the obvious.
And now, philanderers Newt Gingrich and Rudy Guiliani are running for president. What's pathetic is that some Republicans are taking them seriously. Moral Relativism at its highest.
An historical perspective
Virtually every major position taken by "conservatives" over the course of the United States has been wrong: Slavery, Prohibition, isolationism in the 30s, McCarthyism, Vietnam, Reagonomics, denying global warming, Iraq and so on.
What defines (and self-defines) "conservative" changes over time, hence the quote marks. Still the movement as a whole is characterized by massive self-deception and a willingness to break the rules it insists others follow. For the most part, when someone on the far right makes a claim, the chances are good that the exact opposite is true.
On a smaller scale -- running a mom-and-pop business or making individual religious choices -- a conservative approach may be the best. On a larger scale -- running a country or creating religious freedom for a nation -- "liberalism" (also in quotes) may be the best. This is the American Experiment, and it's failing due to the moral cowardice of the far right.
Loyal Bushies
The questions that the mainstream media isn't asking: What about the US Attorneys who were not fired?
Department of Injustice by Paul Krugman, NY Times 3/9/07 (requires paid subscription for the Times archive.) (Truthout archive):I hate to tar so many people with the same brush, but the evidence piles high. Even whenthe GOP finds comparatively honest Republicans, they get fired for not being "loyal" enough. Do the fired prosecutors still think of themselves as Republicans? Probably. They just don't get it: Whatever the principles of the Republican Party pretend to be, the Bush administration (like his father's and Reagan's and Nixon's before him) has spat on them.
Inevitable conclusion: Republicans don't believe in Democracy, Conservatives don't believe in America
Liberals Democrats are the mainstream
Fortunately, Lincoln was right: You can't fool all of the people all of the time.
Trends in Political Values and Core Attitudes: 1987-2007When the GOP was winning elections with an identification in the low 40s, they claimed "a mandate" and "a permanent Republican majority". The exact opposite has happened: They are now the lunatic fringe and the Democrats have the hearts and minds of America. The Democratic majority in the House of Representatives is larger than any Republican control of the House since the early 1950s.
Nine Commandment Christians
Bush is grandly claims to be a Born Again Christian, the second time he flip-flopped on his religion. When asked to name his political inspiration in the 2000 debates, he said Jesus, "because he changed my heart". Odd, considering how little he follows the example of his Savior.
Bush lies by narrowly interpreting Bearing False Witness to mean "lying under oath". He is admitting that if he -- or any "loyal Bushies" -- do not have their hand on their version of The Holy Bible, they are lying. You utterly cannot trust them. You know that they want to lie to you. Whatever Christian virtues they claim, they follow the letter of the law, not the spirit. this is why Rove is so dead set against having any conservative Republican testify under oath: Lying to US citizens is okay, even encouraged. Lying to G_d is a one-way ticket to hell. These people just utterly don't get it. They're too busy living in some convoluted ideal of the next world to run this world.
Further, it seems, there are a lot of Signing Statements attached to the conservative version of The Ten Commandments. Anyone tell Halliburton that it's not okay to steal? That the admonition Thou Shall Not Kill has far fewer escape clauses than "unless the country has oil"? When you Honor Your Father and Mother and your father has run a war in Iraq, you should, perhaps, listen to his political advice.
Apparently, "character matters" only if you're a liberal. We should be proud to be held to that standard while the right wallows in hell.
Hubris, or just more lying?
Just at the time W was claiming "a mandate" for squeaking out a tainted victory in 2004, it turns out the exact opposite was true. Voter intimidation and possible voter fraud kept turnout in key areas low. Lying about Kerry and spending massive amounts of money on gullible Republicans pushed a few purple states to red. Massive protests around the election were routinely underreported by the conservative news media. The Bush administration illegally infiltrated and spied upon anti-war protesters.
As Jim Dwyer of The New York Times reports
(March 25, 2007) (probably requires free
registration before disappearing into the
archives):
City
Police Spied Broadly Before G.O.P.
Convention
What should have been a sobering reminder that Bush rules by fear instead resulted in the exact opposite, an attempted coup.
Too big for one column
A little bit of research dug up more examples of the exact opposite than I had initially suspected. Continued next week.
If you can think of any other examples (and can provide specifics and links) please send them to Baron Dave
Baron Dave Romm is a conceptual artist and a noble of Ladonia who produces Shockwave Radio Theater, writes in a Live Journal demi-blog, plays with a very weird CD collection and an ever growing list of political links. Dave Romm reviews things at random for obscure web sites. You can read all his music recommendations from Bartcop-E. Podcasts of Shockwave Radio Theater. Permanent archive. More radio programs, interviews and science fiction humor plays can be accessed on the Shockwave Radio audio page.
Thanks to everyone who has sent me music to play on the air.
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zEN mAN Responds
Re: The Door to Nowhere
Dear Lorie
R.E. "The Door to Nowhere" -
I have never encountered Roland. But I will tell you, in my own wanderings, I am always drawn to that odd opening in the landscape...that 3 dimensional shifting door that begs to be entered. I am not talking about a "Star Gate" style access to other worlds....I look at life as a classic Koan.... I want you to answer...."if you can see both sides of a door, would you want to walk through it ?" I know for me it may depend on the color of the door...ha ha ha
zEN mAN
Recommended Reading
from Bruce
Missouri gay group to protest IHOP (advocate.com)
After four lesbians were asked to leave an International House of Pancakes in Grandview, Mo., a group is organizing a demonstration against the chain restaurant.
Dara Nai: Interview With Mimi Saraiva (afterellen.com)
Best known as Jackie Warner's tempestuous girlfriend on Bravo's Work Out, Mimi Saraiva raised a ruckus on the show's first season with her bravado, her bitchiness and her biting.
Michael Jensen: "Ugly Betty" Is Freaking Fabulous (and Gay) (afterelton.com)
Marc St. James, Justin Suarez and Alexis Meade make ABC's dramedy the most queer-friendly show on broadcast television.
CAROLINE RYDER: Sea Change (frontierspublishing.com)
With a meaty role on The L Word and a budding film career, gender-bending style icon Daniela Sea is poised to become a queer household name.
A. Ashley Hoff: Leslie Hall and the world of Internet camp (advocate.com)
Wearing bedazzled jumpsuits and blue eyeliner, the latest YouTube darling has taken her brand of hip-hop on the road. The next stop for Leslie Hall? World domination.
Michael Agger: Laptop Celebrity (slate.com)
How Ze Frank became a Web video star.
Kim Ficera: Sarah Silverman Stands Up (afterellen.com)
Somewhere in the spaces between the four words "I stubbed my vagina," I fell in love with Sarah Silverman. I admire her wit so much that I want to have amusing little children with her - babies that emerge from her dented tunnel of life and love, mimicking their mother and saying, "I don't want to be labeled as straight or labeled as gay, I just want people to look at me and see me, you know, as white" - and I don't even like kids.
CARL BIALIK: A Few Sales Tricks Can Launch a Book To Top of Online Lists (wsj.com)
For $10,000 to $15,000, you, too, can be a best-selling author.
Ron Rosenbaum: The Hostile New Age Takeover of Yoga (slate.com)
There's nothing worse than narcissism posing as humility.
Hubert's Poetry Corner
GEORGE W AND HIS MBW DISORDER
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Reader Comment
Jeb Bush Update
Marty:
There's a reason why Jeb Bush left office with an approval rating in the 70 percent range. That the notoriously left wing faculty at UF refused to vote him an honorary degree is no surprise -- it's just another example of their preening morality and phony speaking-truth-to-power BS.
Jeb Bush Update
Hope all is well with you and yours.
Best,
EJ2E
Interesting, Ed!
Sounds like numbers from Fox News, the official propaganda wing of the republican party.
Bill Clinton also had over 70% approval ratings when he left office, in spite of the impeachment.
OTOH, probably best not to compare Jeb and Columba's parenting skills (see here, here, here, here, and here) with the Clintons.
Poor Jeb's had to deal with his big brother's blow-back his whole life.
Heh - breeding tells.
Selected Readings
from that Mad Cat, JD
In The Chaos Household
Last Night
Sunny and windy.
Raises Funds
Celebrity Fight Night
Billy Crystal has been friends with Muhammad Ali for 33 years. That's why he showed up Saturday night for Celebrity Fight Night, the glitzy gala that raises funds and awareness for Parkinson's research.
Now in its 13th year, Celebrity Fight Night has raised more than $38 million since its inception in 1994, with much of the money going to the Muhammad Ali Parkinson Center at Barrow Neurological Institute in Phoenix. This year, some 1,300 people paid more than $2,000 apiece to attend at a north Phoenix resort.
One man stood and bid for an item that wasn't on the block.
"He raised his hand and said he'd pay $100,000 to shake Muhammad Ali's hand," Walker said. "We said 'Yes.'"
Celebrity Fight Night
Common Wealth Award
Sidney Poitier
Actor Sidney Poitier, a former president of Poland, a network journalist and an author are this year's Common Wealth Awards winners, according to a trust committee member.
The awards, created by a Delaware businessman, recognize people who demonstrate both excellence in their fields and serve as an inspiration to others, said Connie Bond Stuart, a committee member and PNC Bank Delaware president.
Recipients will be honored at an April 28 dinner. Each gets $50,000.
Sidney Poitier
New Tolkien Book
'The Children of Hurin'
An unfinished book by "Lord of the Rings" author J.R.R. Tolkien, which was completed by his son, will go on sale on next month, a newspaper said.
"The Children of Hurin", which Tolkien began in 1918, will be in bookshops on April 17, the Independent on Sunday added. The author's son, Christopher, spent 30 years completing the story from the many drafts produced by his father.
Publisher HarperCollins is keeping exact details of the story under close wraps but its description as "an epic story of adventure, tragedy, fellowship and heroism" will be familiar to the legions of Tolkien fans.
"The Children of Hurin" is the first "new" Tolkien book since a collection of his works -- "The Silmarillion" -- was published posthumously in 1977, four years after the writer's death. It was also edited by Christopher Tolkien.
'The Children of Hurin'
Music Fans Network
Bootlegging
While modern music fans download their favourite songs through the Internet, others continue to trade free music the old-fashioned way - mailing albums to each other through the postal service - as part of a community that stretches back to the days of Woodstock and free love.
Tape traders, self-described obsessive fans who record and trade copies of live performances from their favorite musicians, have operated since the late '60s.
One Edmonton trader has collected over 2,000 bootlegged recordings from fellow traders as far away as Denmark and Japan - which he says is only a moderate-sized collection.
Bootlegging
Seeks "Real Men" For Covers
Harlequin Books
Real men don't pose for the cover of a Harlequin romance. And that's something the publisher wants to change.
Representatives of Harlequin Enterprises, the world's biggest publisher of romance novel series, inspected the assets of about 200 men who lined up at a Toronto casting house on Saturday to prove they could flutter readers' hearts better than professional models.
"We're looking for some guys that are not your usual models, but have that iconic look that women go for -- sexy, sensitive, beautiful and fit," said Harlequin spokeswoman Marleah Stout, who attended the open casting.
Until now, the publisher relied on modelling agencies to supply bodies for its concupiscent covers. But the readership -- predominantly female and averaging 42 years of age -- was upset when slight, young cover models clashed with the brawny, mature heroes described within.
Harlequin Books
1937 Oscar Statue For Sale
Joseph Schildkraut
In case you missed this estate sale, a 1930s Academy Award was among the stuff up for grabs at a Hollywood home Saturday. Among the more typical items, crystal, a dining room set, a yellow chaise lounge, there was a small Oscar statuette, a bit more squat than the ones handed out nowadays.
It was on sale for $150,000 and the engraved plaque said it had been presented to Joseph Schildkraut for his performance in the film, "The Life of Emile Zola" in 1937.
The sale of Oscar statuettes have been historically frowned upon by the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences. Since 1950, officials have asked all Oscar recipients to sign an agreement stating that the first right of purchase goes to the academy, for the price of one dollar.
Joseph Schildkraut
Virginians of Year
Statler Brothers
The Statler Brothers, who enjoyed a four-decade run as one of the most successful groups in country music, have been named Virginians of the Year by the state's press association.
"It wasn't always easy living in a small town in Virginia," Don Reid said at Friday night's awards ceremony. "But we were always glad we did it that way because if we hadn't, we might not be here tonight, and if we hadn't, not all our children would be Virginia-born, Virginia-reared and Virginia-educated, and that was important to us."
The quartet consists of Reid and his brother Harold, Phil Balsey and Jimmy Fortune, who joined the group in the early 1980s after original member Lew DeWitt quit because of failing health. DeWitt died in 1990.
Statler Brothers
U.S.-Funded Project
Encyclopedia Iranica
The Christian concepts of heaven and hell originated in Iran. The Jewish holy Talmud is littered with Iranian words and ideas. And some Iranians cherish the Israeli city of Haifa as a sacred place.
These are among the fascinating nuggets in the Encyclopedia Iranica, a sprawling project that since 1973 has sought to distill 5,000 years of Iranian history, geography and life and has produced 45 blue-bound volumes proclaiming Iran's greatness.
The Iranian government bitterly opposes the encyclopedia, and the U.S. government backs it. More than half of the encyclopedia's budget comes from the U.S. National Endowment for the Humanities, which has funded it as a project of major cultural significance since 1979 - the same year Iranian students occupied the U.S. embassy in Tehran.
Encyclopedia Iranica
Final Movies
Harry Potter
Countering widespread speculation, "Harry Potter" actress Emma Watson has decided to reprise her role as girl wizard Hermione Granger in the final films of the hit series, Warner Bros. said on Friday.
Along with Watson, Rupert Grint will return as Harry's friend, Ron Weasley, and as previously announced, Daniel Radcliffe signed up to return as boy wizard Harry in the sixth and seventh installments of the seven-part series.
The trio round out the main characters in the movie series that began in 2001 with "Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone," which proved to be a box-office sensation, raking in $976 million in global ticket sales.
Harry Potter
Sought In Texas
Ivory-Billed Woodpecker
Corinne Campbell stuffs her gear in waterproof sacks and stuffs them and herself into a tiny circular cutout that marks the seat in her green kayak. With a clear signal from the GPS unit clipped near her orange vest, she shoves off between large downed tree trunks. Then she propels her tiny needle-nose craft into a wide rain-swollen creek that wiggles through what's been called the biological crossroads of North America. And so begins another daylong search for a giant bird that may not exist.
Campbell and a pair of companions in similar kayaks have been on a tedious winter-long canvass of Texas' famed Big Thicket, an often impenetrable jungle of swamps choked with thorny vines and prodigious pine and cedar trees, in pursuit of the ivory-billed woodpecker.
The last East Texas sighting of an ivory-billed was more than a century ago - in 1904.
Ivory-Billed Woodpecker
Last Building Destroyed
Mustang Ranch
The last remaining building on the grounds where the infamous Mustang Ranch brothel once stood went up in flames Sunday.
The 48-room, 20,000-square-foot structure known as the Mustang Ranch II annex was destroyed as part of a firefighting training exercise.
"It's out with the old and in with the new," said a woman who goes by Air Force Amy, who once worked there. "The day of the $20 roll in the hay in a trailer is gone."
In 2003, the government auctioned off the annex for $8,600 to Dennis Hof, a brothel owner who planned to use it as a museum. Moving it was too expensive, so he donated it to fire crews.
Mustang Ranch
Hemingway's Hideaway
Finca Vigia
Work to restore Ernest Hemingway's Cuban hideaway probably won't be finished until the end of 2009, held up in part by efforts to build a garage to house the author's long-lost Chevy convertible, museum officials say.
Hemingway lived at Finca Vigia, or Lookout Farm, on Havana's southeastern outskirts from 1939 to 1960. He wrote "The Old Man and the Sea" and children's fables at the home, which he shared with nearly 60 cats and at least 10 dogs.
Following his suicide in 1961, Hemingway's widow turned the property over to Cuban leader Fidel Castro, and it became a museum the next year. But time and tropical elements have ravaged the eggshell-colored home and the documents inside, which include the never-published epilogue of "For Whom the Bell Tolls."
Efforts began in 2005 to repair Finca Vigia and restore its grounds along with the papers, furniture and other objects inside.
Finca Vigia
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