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Tom Danehy: According to Tom, November 28, 2014 should be recognized as the greatest day in Tucson history (Tucson Weekly)
If you're still driving around in a VW bus with a "Kill Your Television" bumper sticker on it, this column isn't for you. If you spend time figuring out how to procure medical (or even non-medical) marijuana, it's probably not for you. And if you're one of those people who lament the fact that Downtown Tucson is no longer a slum in which the four major forms of commerce were dive bars, tattoo parlors, bus-station muggings, and the manufacture of "This Space For Rent" signs ... well, it's damn sure not for you.
Hadley Freeman: Victoria's real secret? It makes the Miss World pageant seem a bit upmarket (Guardian)
The lingerie retailer's 'fashion show' had the air of a Playboy mansion party minus the weird old man in a silk bathrobe.
Jonathan Jones: The touching hug photo from Ferguson protests is a blatant lie (Guardian)
The camera is a superb liar. It only shows one moment, and has no obligation to explain the bigger picture behind it. The selective use of photographs can therefore replace truth with whatever visual detail we choose to fix on. Horror or schmaltz, the effect is the same, to simplify reality and turn a story into a deceptively straightforward image.
Ed Vulliamy: "John Mayall: 'I managed to pick out some pretty special people'" (Guardian)
The godfather of British blues reflects on a career that has seen him give breaks to Eric Clapton and Peter Green, move into fusion, and stay on the road past 80.
Pat Carnell: 5 Famous People From History Everyone Pictures Incorrectly (Cracked)
The problem with our perception of history is that, over the years, the combined forces of Hollywood, gossip, and biased sources have come together to form an indestructible Voltron of ignorance that does nothing but shoot historical inaccuracy into our brains. As a result, many skewed images of famous people have been accepted as "common knowledge" in our cultural imagination despite being completely and provably wrong.
Shakespeare: Original pronunciation (YouTube)
An introduction by David and Ben Crystal to the 'Original Pronunciation' production of Shakespeare and what they reveal about the history of the English language.
Hannah Furness: Shakespeare read in Elizabethan accent reveals 'puns, jokes and rhymes' (Telegraph)
Reluctant schoolchildren across the land may be heard to accuse Shakespeare of writing comedies that are not funny and poems that do not rhyme.
Grace McCarthy: 7 Filthy Jokes You Didn't Notice in Shakespeare (Cracked)
Let's face it: The percentage of our audience who will just sit down and read a bunch of Shakespeare without being forced to by a professor is pretty damned small. And that's too bad, because what most non-English majors don't realize is that under Shakespeare's flowery language and incomprehensible old-timey wordplay is a whole lot of sly references to boners, anal sex, masturbation, and much worse.
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Re: Bobby Keyes
Hey Marty
Here's a link for Bobby Keys' 10 best solos. One of the hidden Stones along with Ian Stewart.
Reader Comment
Re: Bobby Keys/Brown Sugar
I can play Brown Sugar in my head. The sax was used instead of the traditional guitar solo after the 2nd verse.
Steve
Thanks, Steve!
from Marc Perkel
BartCop
Hello Bartcop fans,
As you all know the untimely passing of Terry was unexpected, even by
him. We all knew he had cancer but we all thought he had some years
left. So some of us who have worked closely with him over the years are
scrambling around trying to figure out what to do. My job, among other
things, is to establish communications with the Bartcop community and
provide email lists and groups for those who might put something
together. Those who want to play an active roll in something coming from
this, or if you are one of Bart's pillars, should send an email to
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Bart's final wish was to pay off the house mortgage for Mrs. Bart who is
overwhelmed and so very grateful for the support she has received.
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But - I need you all to help keep this going. This note
isn't going to directly reach all of Bart's fans. So if you can repost
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figure out what's next we can let more people know. This list is just
over 600 but like to get it up to at least 10,000 pretty quick. So
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Selected Readings
from that Mad Cat, JD
In The Chaos Household
Last Night
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Dubbed In Navajo
'Finding Nemo'
The story of a clownfish who is encouraged by an energetic but absent-minded friend to "just keep swimming" in the search for his son is being told in Navajo.
The Navajo Nation announced this week that it is teaming up with Walt Disney Studios to dub the movie "Finding Nemo" in the tribe's language. It's the second major motion picture to be translated into Navajo after "Star Wars" in 2013.
"Finding Nemo" has not been produced in any other Native American languages, which are a rarity on the big screen. "Bambi," which was dubbed in the Arapaho language, is the only exception for a Disney classic, the studio said.
A team of three Navajo linguists spent 36 hours translating the script for "Finding Nemo." Voice auditions are being held Dec. 19 and 20 in the tribal capital of Window Rock. The dubbed film is expected to be released this spring.
'Finding Nemo'
Used Strippers To Lure Students
FastTrain College
A for-profit Florida college used exotic dancers as admissions officers, falsified documents and coached students to lie on financial forms as it fraudulently obtained millions of dollars in federal money, according to a federal lawsuit filed in Miami.
On at least one of its seven campuses, FastTrain College "purposely hired attractive women and sometimes exotic dancers and encouraged them to dress provocatively while they recruited young men in neighborhoods to attend FastTrain," according to an ongoing civil lawsuit. The Florida attorney general and the U.S. attorney in Miami announced Wednesday that they were joining the lawsuit against the now-defunct FastTrain and former owner Alejandro Amor, 56.
The complaint says Miami-based FastTrain and Amor bilked the U.S. Department of Education out of millions of dollars with falsified grant applications from at least January 2009 through June 2012, when the school closed after an FBI raid.
Some Most former FastTrain students say they are still struggling with student loan debts, and the lawsuit identifies more than 160 former students who are now in default. Those who were attending around the time of the FBI raid can get their loans discharged under a "closed school" provision.
FastTrain College
Painting Sells For Record
JMW Turner
A large oil painting of Rome by JMW Turner fetched the highest price ever paid for a work by the British artist at an auction in London on Wednesday.
"Rome, from Mount Aventine", depicting the river of the Italian capital bathed in morning light, sold for £30.3 million ($47.4 million, 38.6 million euros) at the Sotheby's auction.
Four bidders competed for the 1835 painting, described by the auction house as one of Turner's "supreme achievements". The identity of the buyer was not announced.
It was the highest price paid for a pre-20th century work by a British artist and beat the previous record set for a Turner painting -- £29.7 million paid for "Modern Rome - Campo Vaccino" in 2010.
JMW Turner
Baby News
Frances Cole Fallon
The Fallon family just got a little bit bigger. Jimmy and Nancy Fallon welcomed their second child on Wednesday.
"The Tonight Show host, Jimmy Fallon and his wife, Nancy, have welcomed a baby girl," a spokesperson confirmed in a statement to The Insider With Yahoo. "Frances Cole Fallon officially entered the world at 8:45AM on December 3rd weighing 5 lbs. 11 ounces and is 18.5 inches long. Their new addition joins big sister, Winnie Rose, 1. The couple opted to keep their baby joy to themselves until their new daughter, Frances Cole, made her official debut. Both Fallon babies were born via surrogate."
The talk show host, 40, and his wife welcomed their first daughter, Winnie Rose, in July 2013 after a five-year struggle to conceive.
Frances Cole Fallon
Hundreds Not Reported To FBI
Police Killings
Hundreds of police killings are not included in the Federal Bureau of Investigation's records on the matter, according to a new report.
More than 550 homicides by police officers between 2007 and 2012 were missing from the federal statistics or not attributed to the law enforcement agency involved, the Wall Street Journal reported.
This makes it nearly impossible to figure out how many people cops kill - justifiably or not - every year.
To compile the report, the Journal looked at the internal figures of killings by police from 105 of the nation's 110 largest police departments. Apparently, five declined its request for access.
The internal records show at least 1,800 deaths during the aforementioned timeframe. That is about 45 percent higher than the FBI's tally of 1,242, according to the broadsheet.
Police Killings
School Board Member Apologizes
Texass
A member of an East Texas school board has apologized and intends to resign after posting on his Facebook page a picture of a person in Ku Klux Klan attire along with the caption "I'm dreaming of a white Christmas."
The Hooks Independent School District will meet on Dec. 15 and decide whether to take additional action against member Chris Harris for the post, school officials have told local media.
The post was one of several racially charged messages Harris placed on his Facebook site in the aftermath of the decision last week by a grand jury in Missouri not to charge a white police officer for fatally shooting an unarmed black teenager, a case that raised questions about U.S. race relations.
"I took to social media to express an inner frustration that I unfortunately verbalized in a distasteful and embarrassing manner," Harris wrote a few days later.
"I am deeply sorry for misrepresenting my views, my town, this district, and my patriotism," he said. He has since taken down his Facebook page.
Texass
Have No Human Rights
Chimpanzees
In the first case of its kind, a New York appeals court rejected on Thursday an animal rights advocate's bid to extend "legal personhood" to chimpanzees, saying the primates are incapable of bearing the responsibilities that come with having legal rights.
A five-judge panel of the Albany court said attorney Steven Wise had shown that Tommy, a 26-year-old chimp who lives alone in a shed in upstate New York, was an autonomous creature, but that it was not possible for him to understand the social contract that binds humans together.
"Needless to say, unlike human beings, chimpanzees cannot bear any legal duties, submit to societal responsibilities or be held legally accountable for their actions," Presiding Justice Karen Peters wrote.
Wise, representing The Nonhuman Rights Project, which he helped found in 2007, was seeking a ruling that Tommy had been unlawfully imprisoned by his owner, Patrick Lavery. Wise argued that the chimp should be released to a sanctuary in Florida.
Chimpanzees
Killing Backfires
Wolves
Call it revenge killings. Or call it how science sees it. Either way, the idea that shooting wolves keeps them from preying on livestock looks like it's going up in flames.
That's because a new study published in the journal PLOS One found that shooting and trapping gray wolves to control livestock predation actually leads to more dead sheep and cattle the following year, not fewer.
Armed with 25 years of data from the U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service, Washington State University researchers reviewed traditional wolf management efforts.
For each wolf killed, the researchers found that the odds of death by wolf predation rose 4 percent for sheep and 5 to 6 percent for cattle.
Wolves
Cuddly Critters Killing
Harbor Porpoises
When dead and mutilated harbor porpoises began washing ashore on the coast of the Netherlands in 2006, marine biologists thought North Sea fishers had killed the animals. But now they have identified the true culprits: gray seals.
As researchers began conducting autopsies on the porpoises, they noticed bite marks consistent with harbor seal teeth. Now their evidence has been published in a new study, co-authored by Leopold, in the journal Proceedings of the Royal Society B.
More than 270 porpoises that stranded between 2003 and 2013 on the Dutch coastline were sufficiently fresh to provide evidence of gray seal-inflicted wounds. "In 25 percent of these, bite and claw marks were identified that were consistent with the marks found on animals that had tested positive for gray seal DNA," according to the study.
Most of the mutilated porpoises were young and healthy, with thick layers of blubber. The authors hypothesized that seals killed the porpoises to feed on the high-calorie fat.
The killings appeared to be a relatively new phenomenon, the scientists said.
Harbor Porpoises
Nobel Prize Fetches $4.7M
James Watson
A 1962 Nobel prize for the discovery of the structure of DNA has sold at auction for $4.7 million, a world auction record for any Nobel prize.
Christie's says the gold medal won by James Watson was purchased Thursday by a buyer who wished to remain anonymous. The New York City auction house says it's the first Nobel medal to be offered at auction by a living recipient.
Watson made the 1953 discovery with Francis Crick and Maurice Wilkins.
Crick's Nobel prize sold last year at Heritage Auctions for $2.2 million. He died in 2004.
James Watson
Top 20
Concert Tours
The Top 20 Concert Tours ranks artists by average box office gross per city and includes the average ticket price for shows in North America. The previous week's ranking is in parentheses. The list is based on data provided to the trade publication Pollstar by concert promoters and venue managers.
1. (1) One Direction; $5,264,672; $84.08.
2. (2) Paul McCartney; $2,882,026; $139.02.
3. (3) Katy Perry; $1,644,185; $100.75.
4. (4) Britney Spears; $1,423,694; $148.82.
5. (5) Luke Bryan; $1,337,836; $49.62.
6. (7) Enrique Iglesias/Pitbull; $1,198,905; $83.87.
7. (6) Marc Anthony; $1,170,987; $104.43.
8. (8) Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers; $993,396; $89.53.
9. (9) Zac Brown Band; $936,847; $52.38.
10. (10) Motley Crue; $831,424; $62.05.
11. (11) Linkin Park/Thirty Seconds To Mars; $765,875; $53.97.
12. (12) Jason Aldean; $752,222; $41.59.
13. (13) Blake Shelton; $742,548; $44.96.
14. (14) Alejandro Fernandez; $664,984; $78.17.
15. (15) Eric Church; $643,138; $50.17.
16. (16) The Black Keys; $599,091; $61.29.
17. (18) Miranda Lambert; $521,536; $34.20.
18. (17) James Taylor; $488,636; $76.97.
19. (20) Rascal Flatts; $487,423; $32.95.
20. (19) Brad Paisley; $475,340; $38.28.
Concert Tours
In Memory
Bob Montgomery
A songwriter and producer who wrote hits for pop and country artists from Buddy Holly to Eddy Arnold has died.
Greg Matusky, a publicist for Bob Montgomery, said Montgomery died Thursday in Lee's Summit, Missouri, after a struggle with Parkinson's disease. He was 77.
Montgomery was born in Lampasas, Texas, on May 12, 1937.
He initially teamed up with Holly as a rockabilly duo in the 1950s, but then focused on songwriting for Holly and the Crickets. In the late 1960s, he moved to Nashville, where he started House of Gold Music. It became a major publishing house, scoring hits for country stars including Alabama, Dolly Parton, Kenny Rogers, Dottie West and the Judds.
Montgomery also worked as a producer and record executive later in his career.
Bob Montgomery
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